Episode 19 – Wire Hangers

Mike / July 4th, 2012

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  • floydua

    July 4, 2012 at 12:10 am

    they’re good for abortions though.

    • Cineassacre

      March 28, 2013 at 9:50 pm

      Probably the main use for them.

  • cheekyjoe

    July 4, 2012 at 12:11 am

    I agree – wire hangers are bullshit – good for stealing cars with though, apparently

  • July 4, 2012 at 12:17 am

    Now this was a great [Bullshit] episode! The last one was the weakest, and this one I would say is the strongest because everyone knows how bad wire hangers are. Can’t wait to see the next one. : )

  • AVGNfan1

    July 4, 2012 at 12:23 am

    hahaha fuck those diarrhea,puke, piece of shit wire hangers do your self a favor and stay away from those

  • sidl3000

    July 4, 2012 at 12:26 am

    I have honestly never had a problem with wire hangers. I actually even hang my Jeans on them with no problem. They aren’t special either just cheap one from wall mart. So I call bullshit on this bullshit episode. Seems to be a fair amount of Dramatic leniency but its all for the sake of entertainment, so no worry’s

  • Five5x

    July 4, 2012 at 12:32 am

    As soon as I saw the wire hangers Mommy Dearest came to mind. Best camp line from a movie!

  • GeneralHotness

    July 4, 2012 at 1:08 am

    i dont know where you get your wire hangers from bullshit man, but those are some bush league products!!

  • Rambowl

    July 4, 2012 at 1:25 am

    You know what’s buuuuuulllllllshit?! Paper toilet seat covers. How hard is it to rip off a few squares of toilet paper and put it down on the seat?

  • urineg

    July 4, 2012 at 1:41 am

    You know what’s bullshit? this springboard player, it sucks, last 5 videos uploaded here are unwatchable, Ive posted on them all, do you guys hate your fans or something?
    does it costs money to upload the vids also on youtube?

  • pcgamer176

    July 4, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Yeah, wire hangers are bullshit but they have other uses, like all of the wire hangers I have I never use for actually hanging things, its always for when I need something thin to get into a place that I couldnt normally put anything. Just go to the local supermarket and they should have a packs of like 10 plastic hangers. simple and effective.

  • Stylix

    July 4, 2012 at 2:08 am

    Wire hangers come in handy sometimes for other uses, but of course whenever I end up needing one for purposes other than hanging things, I can either only find a plastic one or one of those ungodly strong wire hangers that usually snaps apart before it bends.

    Also, I never really understood the point of hanging up tee-shirts. To each his own, but they always seem to get that puckered out dimple on the shoulders when they are on hangers for too long.

  • proxima

    July 4, 2012 at 3:12 am

    They are great to break into your car when you locked your keys inside! Other than that, they suck.

  • floridaboy

    July 4, 2012 at 3:25 am

    @ urineg…try using a different browser…if you don’t have google chrome, download it and try it…if you don’t have mozilla firefox, dl it and try…if those don’t work, try downloading safari…one of them might make you download and install the correct plug-in you need.

  • avgnfan21

    July 4, 2012 at 3:28 am

    danm that mom from the movie must hate wire hangers more than james and michal combinde

  • MelodyKenshin

    July 4, 2012 at 4:20 am

    I likes the plastic ones. More sturdy and can hold up my high school letterman cause it’s the heaviest thing i own that has to be hung up.

  • Pompkinini

    July 4, 2012 at 4:31 am

    With your bullshit mask you look like a Mighty Boosh character.

  • Mattashell

    July 4, 2012 at 4:47 am

    I use them as material for building puppets. One day I found I could no longer find any store where I could purchase them. I was like, “That’s BUUUUUULSHIIIIT!!!!”

  • crynryan

    July 4, 2012 at 5:04 am

    Wire hangers are my go-to weapon when the birds start attacking.

    Birdemic reference FTW

  • Kano777

    July 4, 2012 at 6:04 am

    That’s why I use either plastic or wooden hangers. To quote a classic: “You can’t beat wood!”

  • RocketeerRaccoon

    July 4, 2012 at 6:23 am

    Wire Hangers? Never heard of those clothe hangers, in fact why do you use them to begin with? Plastic or wooden hangers are much better.

  • clockers118

    July 4, 2012 at 7:44 am

    just saying you need to make some more avgn vids i love them and ive been waiting for ages plz make more

  • clockers118

    July 4, 2012 at 7:46 am

    o yeah and maybe try using 4 wire hangers

  • drdogface

    July 4, 2012 at 7:51 am

    me:i use them to masturbate friend:what! me:what?

  • Jenny

    July 4, 2012 at 8:02 am

    I slowly replaced all my wire hangers with plastic ones, and my closet is much happier.

  • Ashley

    July 4, 2012 at 8:33 am

    I’d rather have 100 small, angry molluscs empty their anal tracts into my mouth than have to use one of these abominations. What an unsnesessary invention.

  • Bigdaddyclean

    July 4, 2012 at 8:48 am

    I FUCKING LOVE WIRE HANGERS. EXCLAMATION POINT

  • gamerz

    July 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

    I believe we have six more of these bullshit videos coming. So sorry goldenAxe dude, we won’t ever see an avgn episode again.Oh yeah and there’s also Board James. Like I said what is bullshit is James wasting his time making these kind of videos. It takes away from making an avgn episode. but it is his site so he decides in the end. This is the last time I will speak on this.And to any motherfuckin fanboy who responds to this, How is that golden statue you have of James doing, Is it polished or spitshined and do you rub his golden balls before you go to bed.

  • Jel-K

    July 4, 2012 at 9:35 am

    Funny one! good to see James makes small videos for us because i know what it is to make a movie: you don’t want to do anything else until it’s done. Unfortunately , some young ‘fans’ don’t understand it.

  • CAFFEINEOVERDOSE

    July 4, 2012 at 10:12 am

    You know what else is bullshit trying to find a place to pack those fuck nuts when your moving….. better yet trying to unpack them when they are all tangled up and shit. on second thought moving in general is just a pain in my ass, because when you think your done you still have the little annoying odds and ends you try to cram into one fucking box just so you don’t have to make two trips!

  • Eggman_Chaotix

    July 4, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Hilarious ! : )

  • Xen11

    July 4, 2012 at 10:29 am

    You know what’s bullshit?

    Religion.

    Do that one if you have the balls.

  • Daymzor

    July 4, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Gotta say I enjoyed this one, it was really good! I am also one who doesn’t like the bullshit-mask too much, so this style of video did really appease me. It’s more like the “older” bullshits, and I like that.

    Also, while Mike is good at reviewing video games, please James, do not even think about giving that up! I am looking forward to your movie as much as the next guy, but I am even more looking forward to another of your AVGN episodes.

    Nobody does it quite like you.

  • July 4, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Two words – Plastic Hangers…you have some in the back of your closet James. But yeah wire hangers suck…Im OCD though so I always color coordinate my hangers with my shirts. I go nuts if I have a black shirt on a yellow hanger…weird right?

  • culwin

    July 4, 2012 at 11:41 am

    It was too hard to hear this over the crying of “gamerz”.

  • FrikiGamerNerd4

    July 4, 2012 at 11:45 am

    If you have time to do You know whats bullshit it probably means you have time to make a Avgn episode.
    Is not that I don’t like You know whats bullshit but I prefer the Avgn

  • rudy023

    July 4, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Just buy plastic hangers. You can get like 10 for a dollar, no bullshit!

  • AedanClarke

    July 4, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    @Xen11
    1. I think James is a Christian, bro.
    2. YKWBS is about little things that are a massive annoyance. Like… wire hangars, iTunes, too much cream cheese, people putting their Christmas decorations up way too damn early and being late to take them down, etc.

    Religion is not a little thing.

  • AedanClarke

    July 4, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    @Everyone bitching about no AVGN
    Oh, God, shut the FUCK UP. Sometimes, I wish he’d just cancel AVGN just so everyone would stop whining about him doing anything different. Look, James’ life ambition isn’t to make AVGN videos until he dies and if he doesn’t feel like doing an episode at the moment because, oh, HE’S MAKING AN AVGN MOVIE, then that’s his damn decision.

    So, with that said, be satisfied that there’s content on the site at ALL now that he’s making the movie and be patient. The man works fast, but he can’t do everything. “Good things come to those who wait.”

  • July 4, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Wire hangers are handy. You can use them for all sorts of things like unclogging drains, or unlocking a car door. In a pinch you can use them as a welding rod if you don’t have electrodes available.

  • July 4, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    For some reason, I never seemed to have this problem with wire hangers. Maybe it’s because I use the old copper color ones. They just don’t make them like they used to.

  • Czab

    July 4, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Why use wire hangers at all? There are some cheap plastic ones that work just fine.

  • ittheclown

    July 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    I love my golden statue of james I rub his balls and suck his dick every night! Wow crying about there not being avgn episodes while he is off making a cunt mother fucking MOVIE ! An AVGN movie is bigger than christmas to me dont worry little boys give him time to make a fucking movie and I am sure you will see more avgn episodes if the big movie is not enough for you.

  • TheProfessor

    July 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    You know what’s bullshit? Pissing and moaning about no new AVGN episodes when the guy is making a movie. And to those who thinks if he has time to make “bullshit” then he has time for AVGN, you know nothing about video making.

    An avgn episode can take days to make, while one of these bullshit episodes can take just a few hours. The man has got to make a living while he’s out working on bigger projects and putting out these smaller/easier videos for now keeps views, site visits, and revenue up until those bigger projects are finished.

    It’s not about being a “fanboy”, it’s about reality of the situation. So grow the fuck up.

  • July 4, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    I don’t have wire hangers in my closet. I only have plastic and wooden ones. The wooden ones are those that clamp your clothes. Wire hangers are bullshit!

  • MadHitz

    July 4, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    You hang your T-shirts, James?

  • startrekalian

    July 4, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    laaaame. That’s like using the box where the TV came in as furniture.

  • zrn

    July 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    You know what’s BUUUULLSHIT? An episode on wire hangers. You know what’s bullshit is only funny if the thing being shat upon is actually bullshit and we can relate to it. Wire hangers? Seriously?
    That’s what’s bullshit.

  • Doogrisa

    July 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    @MadHitz I hang my T-shirts.

  • Doogrisa

    July 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    You must have bought the really cheap wire hangers. Those ones really do suck.

  • angryrider

    July 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    I don’t have any wire hangers in my home, all of ‘em are sturdy plastic heavy ones that I get from the 99c store. The only time you’ll ever need wire hangers is when you need to build an HD antenna.

  • rronak95

    July 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    although they suck at hanging clothes, they make great lockpicks

  • Shellster04

    July 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Wire hangers do suck. Whenever I get them from the dry cleaners, I throw them right in the trash. If you do want to keep your wire hangers, they can be cut and made to hang your sandals and shoes. (tutorial—->http://www.saifou.com/entry/6939.html)

  • exarro

    July 4, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    who the fuck uses wire hangers anymore? use the plastic ones. they’ll never bend or break.

  • Maddy

    July 4, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    No…wire… hangers….EVAAARRR!!! That scene scared the shit out me when I saw that movie. But Ms. Crawford was right. Wire coat hangers are useless at hanging clothes. However, you can use them to retrieve things in hard to reach places, like if you drop your keys down a grate in the street or something. If you can actually find one. I haven’t seen a wire hanger for years.

    Even cheap plastic ones are infinitely superior, but they do break. It takes years but eventually they snap.

  • GameSeeker

    July 4, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Have you ever thought of making good use of the wires? maybe making plush toys pose or maybe use them to wrap up around your plugs and AC adapters.

  • NicotineLL

    July 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    rronak95, that’s some bigass lock you’re unlocking ;]

  • SsWillsS

    July 4, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Wire hangers are absolute BULLSHIT. You want to see the best hangers out there.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oMaKjLthRY&feature=player_embedded

    ITS GENIUS

  • vgamer567

    July 4, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    I dont even use hangers, because i have 2 dressers, and i barly use em. So i just use them for all my cloths. But wire hangers do suck.

  • NoisyPanther

    July 4, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    Wire hangers are fucking bullshit. They’re good for nothing bullshit. I know they’re cheap, but wooden hangers and plastic hangers aren’t that much more expensive, and they work so much better. I used to make-believe that wire hangers were bows and arrows.

    Also, I love the way this episode was presented. We got to see the Bullshit Man ask us what’s bullshit, and then, while he was explaining what was bullshit, we saw the video in full with a narration. I know this is only my opinion, but I’m allowed to voice it so I’m voicing it.

  • Gunstargreen

    July 4, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    Haha, Boscov’s hanger! Pennsylvania, New York, Delaware, Maryland and New Jersey representin’.

  • wierdowill

    July 4, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    @rronak95 I’m guessing you haven’t ever tried to use a wire hanger for lock picking. If you had you would know that they are way too fucking big to fit in the lock. They make shitty lock picks.

  • IEATPLANETS

    July 4, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    I have wire hangers and they work perfectly. You buy some shitty ass wirehangers, get some copper ones yo!

  • likalaruku

    July 4, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    Lol, I saw that Mommy Dearest reference coming a mile away.

  • adammur

    July 4, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    the only things good about wire hangers are, locking picking and a roasting hotdogs at the beach

  • Rhode2nowere

    July 5, 2012 at 1:11 am

    Heard that clip on Hollywood babble-on for the exquisite acting segment. hilarious stuff James.

  • Dr. Breakfastmachine

    July 5, 2012 at 2:07 am

    You know what’s bullshit?

    Seeing those depressing, thought-provoking PSAs about texting and driving when I’ve come to the site for funny, feel-good videos.

  • avgnfan21

    July 5, 2012 at 2:22 am

    weirdowill wire hangers a good for picking car locks and rronak didn’t say the type of lock it had to be he/she probably has pick a normal lock with a wire hanger so next time think before you talk.(\ /)
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    its a bunny rabbit

  • avgnfan21

    July 5, 2012 at 2:24 am

    i tried but it didn’t turn out like i wanted it to

  • kg1992

    July 5, 2012 at 7:11 am

    It is really weird that its name is wire’hang’ but whatever hang on it falls off.

  • lunalicrichard

    July 5, 2012 at 7:17 am

    There is no reason to buy any hangers ! everyday i walk through a shopping centre , they give them away for free ! you can take the whole box if you want to . And most are wood or the normal store kind .
    only idiots buy them …..

  • pro_thizz

    July 5, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    idk bout shit face, but I know I haven’t had that much trouble with wire hangers, maybe those are different from the ones I have.

  • inspectornills

    July 5, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    The only thing those wire hangers are good for is fighting off birds :3

  • blob

    July 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    I bet you LJN have some kind of ownership in all these bullshit items

  • PoliteYoungMan

    July 5, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Abortion humor would be 50 years behind were it not for wire hangers.

  • July 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Theres diferent type of hangers not all of them are shit.

  • Justin Hall

    July 5, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Wire hangers are good for lots of things… getting into your car when you lock the keys in it, forming a temporary electrical collection that you can solder to, scratching your back, unclogging toilets (though not with the same one you scratched your back with), reaching hard to reach objects, using as forming wire to temporarily fix faulty handles and latches… They can do almost anything… Except hang clothes.

  • Thunderchief1998

    July 5, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    If the clothing store lets you, keep the show hangers. I love those, they NEVER break unless you try. Hard. And they hold clothes like a champ.

    I don’t even see a pro for wire hangers, they might as well be marketed as “Wire Multi-Tool”, that is all they are good for. Only the cheapness makes them viable as hangers

  • frostare

    July 5, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    For clothes I use the plastic ones I have one that lets you hang FOUR pieces of clothing. Use the wire ones as antennas

  • Skeletor

    July 6, 2012 at 10:16 am

    That must be the worst wire hangers i’ve ever seen. In Sweden the wire hangers are awesome and I use them all the time. Made out of wood or plastic and have a way better design.

  • Tparsons5150

    July 6, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    This video made me have to go buy a Cinemassacre & AVGN t-shirt from screwattack :P

  • Orionsaint

    July 6, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    I use hard plastic hangers. They work perfect.

    http://images.containerstore.com/catalogimages/106164/OceanTubularHangerNTP_l.jpg

    I guess you missed that invention.

  • July 6, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    you can’t use wire hangers as rabbit ear antennas anymore. TV has gone all digital. the tuners available for sale….even those don’t work. you MUST pay for cable or premium TV to watch TV today. this is why i don’t have a TV and just use internet, youtube, hulu, and sites like cinemassacre for my free entertainment.

  • ThomasM

    July 6, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Skeletor, so in Sweden you use wire hangers made out of wood or plastic? hahah.

  • Ben_from_G-town

    July 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    I actually don’t have any wire hangers at all, for that very reason. That and “they’ll poke your eye out!” :P I only have the plastic ones. I agree though, if you’ve ever had to use them, they’re bullshit!

  • LJN Games Rule

    July 6, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    Hey You should do one on knives, pennies, or alarms.

  • MotherfuckerAndy

    July 7, 2012 at 1:12 am

    HAHAHA, you know you’re from Philly area when you have a BOSCOV’S Hanger!

  • andyflange

    July 7, 2012 at 2:49 am

    wow… wire hangers must suck in the USA… those look positively awful!

    while I’ll admit I haven’t had any wire hangers in some time (so things may have changed) the ones we used to get in the UK were pretty tough and could hang most any items with the exception of heavier items like jeans without even so much as bending a little… even trying to unravel and straighten our wire hangers out (for instance if you were looking to use one for another purpose as described in many of the previous posts) took quite a bit of effort to do properly

    having said, that not many of our wire hangers back then (at least the ones I keps obtaining) were covered with anything like yours appear to be… most of the ones I had were just a thick piece of wire… maybe, rather than making them so bulky they just use thinner wires in yours??

    I agree though… if performing like in the video… complete bullshit!

  • Lionhearte

    July 7, 2012 at 4:12 am

    You Know What’s Bullshit!?
    Too many “You Know What’s Bullshit!?” episodes.

  • BreakingTraining78

    July 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    No mention of Ramrod using a wire hanger to keep his women in line? Vice Sqaud was epic!

  • jimeldestroyer

    July 7, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    you know whats bowl shit?

  • fata_morgana_pseudonym

    July 7, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    @Lionhearte

    You know what’s bullshit? People like you pointlessly complaining about free entertainment that they’re not forced to watch.

  • July 7, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLSHIT!!??

    The newer videos are all titled:
    You Know What’s Bullshit!?

    while the older video titles are the subject:
    Too Much Cream Cheese
    Movie Titles

    Reminds me of how the older game cartridges have end labels while the newer game cartridges are missing end labels…

  • AxlTCU

    July 7, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    *SPOILER* *THIS STORY IS GROSS* One time I took a poop so big it wouldn’t flush so I had to chop it up with a wire hanger.

  • dhylton

    July 9, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    That Bullshit Mask is sooooo awesome!! The close up scares me at first but in a good way hahahaha.

  • July 10, 2012 at 4:19 am

    hanging clothes is bullshit on its self. just stack the shirts in a drawer. the dress shirts can also be lightly stacked.

  • jazzman

    July 10, 2012 at 5:40 am

    people still use wire hangers? that’s some bullshit.

  • Scy

    July 10, 2012 at 9:47 am

    Haha, Gildan! Half my wardrobe is full of Gildan stuff.

    \m/

  • mkivimaki

    July 11, 2012 at 3:29 am

    You know what’s buuuulshit!?
    3 minute commercials and no matter if you skip them or not the wire hanger video does not work.
    All the other videos work, so i’m guessing it’s not me :)

  • cornholio

    July 15, 2012 at 12:46 am

    this why i dont use hangers my closet dosent even have clothes

  • russellchido

    July 18, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN TO EVERYONE BUT ME! ARGH!

  • Boomguy9000

    July 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    @Skeletor wire hangers are made from WIRE NOT WOOD OR PLASTIC

  • spash

    October 1, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    lol. i h8 these things too.

  • thatrandomperson

    January 3, 2013 at 1:00 am

    wire hangers are useless except for getting your keys out of your car that you dont have a spare key to

  • October 16, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    Interesting… As soon as I saw the title “Wire hangers” I thought that “maybe you should get a similar hanger like that nazi leader from The Raiders of the Lost Ark had”. I was extremely surprised when you actually mentioned that same thing in the video yourself.

  • andreja andjic

    December 2, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    Either you constantly bend your wire hangers or your clothes weigh a ton, i NEVER had my wire hangers fail. Even if they are weirdly bent, they held my clothes from when i was born, they even used to be my parents… ._.

  • February 8, 2014 at 7:41 am

    Ever since I saw that clip in Mommie Dearest, I dified her by buying the black sturdy ones.

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