Cellar Dweller (1988)

James / July 2nd, 2012

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  • angelrevelations

    July 2, 2012 at 1:02 am

    1st

  • WarriorOfTheGoldenAxe

    July 2, 2012 at 1:02 am

    Second!

  • ThatguywiththeDelorean

    July 2, 2012 at 1:19 am

    turd

  • ThatguywiththeDelorean

    July 2, 2012 at 1:29 am

    ps that was a short but sweet review.Now, im off to watch tales from the crypt GOODJOB MIKE!

  • tylerd2067

    July 2, 2012 at 2:23 am

    Please, James, Mike, I have an Ipod Touch 4, Why can’t I watch the videos that aren’t on youtube..It sucks.

  • tylerd2067

    July 2, 2012 at 2:26 am

    All it shows is the “Springboard” logo and plays for like 20 seconds. Bummer.

  • July 2, 2012 at 2:58 am

    Motherfucking Mike looks like a young Brian Robbins

  • notsurprised6

    July 2, 2012 at 5:19 am

    You are good mike, but I think you should spend less time explaining the irrelevant backgrounds of the actors or directors.

  • marc_lawson

    July 2, 2012 at 5:46 am

    Good shit

  • Echidneys

    July 2, 2012 at 6:04 am

    Tylerd, you’ll have to download the Cinemassacre app. It’s two bucks, a worthy investment.

  • fattoler

    July 2, 2012 at 6:25 am

    The story of my life.

  • Starcraft39

    July 2, 2012 at 6:39 am

    @Notsurprised- One of my favorite things about the Nerd/Mike movie reviews is how they really know a lot about the directors and actors (and to an extent locations) to the point where they can just bust out a bunch of trivia that you may not get to see or hear in other places. If they didn’t have trivia it would just be them saying ‘watch this and this is what happens’ or ‘don’t watch this and this is what happens’ which is stale as fuck.

  • daffo19k

    July 2, 2012 at 8:08 am

    Hello i was just wondering, do anybody know where i can buy tales from the crypt in Europe.

  • Dezerted

    July 2, 2012 at 11:06 am

    i dont know have you reviewed it but if you havent yet pls review BIRDEMIC:shok and terror it is the best worst movie ever.SRSLY

  • Beeznitchio

    July 2, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    You made such a case for watching this in the first minute I was kind of deflated when you said it sucked.

    Anyhow, another great review Mike.

  • RX_79

    July 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Just finished watching tales from the crypt a few weeks ago.

    and had forgotten how the show really drops off in season six and seven.

  • Ralf Castleknifer

    July 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Mike,with all the schlock you like I would think you would like this movie. I love this movie. It’s always been a classic in my mind,not schlock. The monster looks awesome,the plot is scary,and it’s got that fun Charles Band atmosphere.

    Everyone,don’t take Mike’s word on this one. If you like 1980′s horror, watch it and decide for yourself if it’s good or bad.

  • PersonNinja

    July 2, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    I actually have this movie in my VHS collection. XD

  • July 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    @tylerd2067
    That’s one of the reasons why Apple sucks! It only plays THEIR formats! No substitutions allowed!

  • culwin

    July 2, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    The clips you showed actually make it look kind of entertaining, but I imagine you skipped the boring parts.

  • Inkrypted

    July 2, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Of all the stuff that came from Charles Band and Empire Pictures my Favorite has to be “Zone Troopers”. Mike you gotta do a review sometime.

  • Razorgeist

    July 2, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Its sucks you say. Thats too bad it has a bitchin VHS cover.

  • riversend

    July 3, 2012 at 12:52 am

    Ya a typo wow

  • Aaron1375

    July 3, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    It looks actually worth checking out once, I mean it looks a lot better than some of the stuff they put out today.

  • July 3, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    To tylerd2067

    I have an iPod Touch 4th Generation and I watch videos from this site all the time without using an App. Have you updated your iOS?

  • drdogface

    July 4, 2012 at 7:54 am

    review “little .ucker

  • July 4, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Sorry to say this but now that James is back, i just think that Mike should get of the air and let James do the reviewing, Cuz Mike just isnt that good at reviewing, hes good at many other stuff, but not this.
    Sounds like he takes certain movies way too serious.
    Cellar Dweller is a peace of shit, but its great peace of shit.
    And hes comparison on Eragon VS Star Wars and LOTR, Come on

  • Einsam

    July 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    what happen to motherfuckin mondays

  • pepitoisback

    July 5, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Turns out, I’m beginning to become more of a Mike fan. I love James’s work, but with how entertaining Mike’s work is, no one should be surprised that Mike has been gaining his own fans.

  • Ben_from_G-town

    July 6, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    You don’t have to tell me to watch Tales from the Crypt! I love that show. I used to watch it on Fox all the time as a kid. I’m not sure if any gore was edited out to get it on network TV, but it was still enjoyable, and there were some freaky stories too, like the ventriloquist episode where it is revealed that the man is so good at his craft because his Siamese Twin brother attached to his arm speaks for the dummy!

    I love Creepshow, too. I wasn’t sure if they were real comics or not. I guess it’s just “inspired by” those old horror comics, as you explained. I have the first Creepshow on tape, actually.

  • FXguy

    July 8, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Cellar Dweller was written by Don Mancini, who wrote Child’s Play (and all the Chucky movies), under a nom-de-plume. Empire Pictures did a lot of silly “Rubber Reality” films like this, The Dungeonmaster, Ghoulies, and Rawhead Rex. Enjoy them for what they are.

  • July 12, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    This was a great review, Mike! Pish-posh on the grumblers that say to quit doing reviews just because James has finished filming the AVGN movie.

    One thing that I greatly appreciate that you do that often James does not do in his movie reviews is acknowledge famous cast members like Yvonne de Carlo and provide some history/background of the movie. Keep up the good work!

  • Roth Sothy

    August 14, 2012 at 2:51 am

    Wow, after so many years, I think I finally found the movie I saw as a kid. I just remember that one last scene where there’s a chubby ugly looking monster, like the one in the video thumbnail here, and it has the symbol of darkness on its chest or upside-down David’s triangle on its forehead or something like that. We get a close-up view of its face as it comes out from the shadow, then it grins or something like that..

    Thanks for reviewing all these classic horrors, Mike!

  • Jzilla

    August 18, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Oh No Empire Pictures is also the same film company that made TerrorVision (1983).

  • richstaypuft

    October 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I remember renting this on Video at a slumber party when i was a kid lol good times and nice review Mike

  • L8erH8er420

    February 17, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    good review

  • OldStuffFan

    February 24, 2014 at 3:55 pm

    Did you know that Brian Robbins became later the director of the notirous horrible Eddie Murphy movies “Norbit” and “A Thousand Words” and the okay comedy “Meet Dave” with Eddie Murphy as little alien in Eddie Murphy as big robot?

  • nammm3

    April 24, 2014 at 3:02 am

    ‘Tales from the Crypt’ was so freaky during my childhood! Great review Mike, a lot of pretty chicks in this movie :-P

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