Mike / June 27th, 2012
NOTE: To everyone who doesn’t like the mask. It’s too late to change it. I shot 10 episodes back to back. (3 have been released and 7 are on the way.)
June 27, 2012 at 11:59 pm
June 28, 2012 at 12:03 am
I did not know you lived in a sorta farm-like area. What an interesting find.
Hummingbirds are bullshit!
June 28, 2012 at 12:05 am
That is all.
June 28, 2012 at 12:08 am
Interestingly different art style on the drawings on this one. Who is the new artist?
June 28, 2012 at 12:11 am
Nevermind, the youtube description says they’re done by Mike. Must have been a rush job then.
June 28, 2012 at 12:27 am
Yeah, ya feed the fuckers and all they do is poop on everything you own! That is not just bird shit, that is bullshit!!!
June 28, 2012 at 12:54 am
the mask only negatively effects the video. it is a fun prop and i understand your desire to use it to help justify the making of it, but i think the series is one that should be much leaner and more streamline, without the need for silly props to make these otherwise justified complaints numerous. i would only use the mask is moderation, its a cool sort of gag once and a while but overall it reduces the intimacy that the earlier episodes had.
Darn seagulls keep stealing my cat’s food… Yeah, birds are bullshit.
June 28, 2012 at 1:06 am
more like…BIRD SHIT AM I RITE?
June 28, 2012 at 1:59 am
ditch the mask. james rolfe needs only one prop: a pocket pouch.
…although i’ve never seen him write anything down.
June 28, 2012 at 2:17 am
I was supprised he didn’t mention the squirrels stealing bird food. Thats probably why his are empty in a day.
June 28, 2012 at 2:24 am
I love the YKWBS videos. I will admit the mask is growing on me, I did laugh the way James said the “you know whats BULLSHIT?” this time.
And Mike’s drawings were hilarious. Keep it up guys!
June 28, 2012 at 2:26 am
…I have seen some nice looking tits in the sky today..:)
June 28, 2012 at 3:08 am
First an ad about jesus and bible, followed by an animated bull taking a shit hahaha
June 28, 2012 at 3:32 am
You know whats BULLSHIT? That mask,sorry James 🙁 ! I don’t like it…
June 28, 2012 at 3:38 am
In Dutch, the Ringdrossel is called ‘Beflijster’, translated back in English that would be ‘the eating-out drossel’. If you know what I mean.
June 28, 2012 at 3:45 am
You know what’s bullshit? Being first in the comments and saying “first.”
June 28, 2012 at 4:35 am
You know what’s bullshit? Bullshit you have to keep on shoveling it and shoveling it to get rid of it and then the bulls just go and make more after you’re done.
June 28, 2012 at 4:46 am
Birds are kitty television. That’s the only thing they’re good for. Funny piece. Agreed 100%.
June 28, 2012 at 5:01 am
Feeding Birds? I don’t find anything wrong with that but what I do hate about birds is when they shit over your car or on your house windows, now that’s the real bullshit thing about birds. :p
June 28, 2012 at 5:32 am
Those were nice tits, James.
June 28, 2012 at 5:46 am
I agree with rug269 and Kenny. That mask spoils it. I mentioned last time it affects the sound to much for mask to voiceover. Just dump it and go back to 100% voice over
June 28, 2012 at 5:51 am
Feeding birds during summer months is pretty pointless anyway because they have tons of insects to eat.
In freezing winter temperatures smaller birds (such as Tits) could starve to death if food is scarce since they don’t have large fat reserves and constantly need to eat to maintain body temperature.
I really enjoyed the style in this video. I’ll admit I haven’t been following the YKWB videos.
The way it’s paced almost sounds like James is reading out a heartfelt essay, and the comedic drawings and narration really come together.
June 28, 2012 at 5:52 am
Don’t forget the Woodcock!
June 28, 2012 at 6:59 am
I think the real problem with the mask is that it effects the sound of your voice. And then you cut to the voiceover, and it’s really jarring. It’s too big and bulky and you sound so muffled with it on.
June 28, 2012 at 7:05 am
Please take my advice and get rid of that mask. I admitted it surprised me the first time you showed it and it still makes me laugh but its gonna get old very soon and i really prefer you to make these videos as yourself and not in character. Also, maybe its just me but your voice while wearing the mask is not as clear and i had some trouble trying to understand you. Thanks.
June 28, 2012 at 7:57 am
Hey, superca.i.n., go fuck your mother! Better yet feed some fucking birds, Fuck you and anybody who looks like you, and stop using weak language to express yourself. Fuck you and your “Maybe it’s just me”(s), you fucking whiny prick.
Love you, James.
June 28, 2012 at 7:59 am
Oh James you forgot the Blue Footed Booby XD
June 28, 2012 at 8:20 am
Would you rather he sound like a raging, ignorant ass, phillydude? I’ll take the former, thanks. And FYI: he’s right. The mask muffles James’ speech slightly, making him harder to understand. It’s a problem. And as long as he wears the mask, it can’t be fixed unless he’s off camera and speaking into a mic.
Constructive criticism like his is what helps improve James’ work; not defensive idiots like you who jump down the throat of anyone even moderately belittling James’ stuff. Oh, I’m sorry. Let me turn off my brain and put it in words you’ll understand: go ride a bike made of dicks you cock-juggling troll.
June 28, 2012 at 8:31 am
phillydude, FUCK YOU, and eat my shit, you fucking homo. Im sure you want James to fuck you in the ass, dont you, bitch? hahahaha!
June 28, 2012 at 8:36 am
That said, this episode did a good job avoiding the issue. Having just a little camera time at the start gets the image across with sacrificing the message. That’s the way to go, methinks.
The mask is really kind of dumb. It was funny the first time and I thought it was a joke, but I didn’t realize you’d start wearing the thing in every episode, it got old the first time.
June 28, 2012 at 9:16 am
I really like the mask. The way it makes your voice sound just adds to the hilarity. It’s very well done, almost as if it truly were made of… wait!
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June 28, 2012 at 9:26 am
HEY, Wolfia I’m gonna cut you head off. with what you ask? WITH MY DICK! YEAH AND BLOODS GONNA COME OUT AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT CAUSE I”M A MADMAN!!!!
June 28, 2012 at 9:29 am
hey man grate video! just some advice though. if your going to make a new voice for a characture lets try to stick to a single voice. new ppl watching your show could easily get confused. not an angry comment just some advice :).
June 28, 2012 at 9:35 am
Aww I like the mask. I wonder if there’s a way to remedy the slight muffling (which doesn’t bother me and I didn’t notice until people pointed it out) by recording your voice separately in the bits where you’re on camera? Might be too much added work though… (Pay no attention to my bird-loving username…)
June 28, 2012 at 10:33 am
“NOTE: To everyone who doesn’t like the mask. It’s too late to change it. I shot 10 episodes back to back.”
Now that’s what’s bullshit!
JK! I like the mask… but I can’t quite duplicate it for my own uses. I keep trying, but the pie just keeps flaking off leaving a sludgy, oat-filled mess on my face, clothing, and tongue. Maybe I need to mix it up with some water and shrink-wrap the sludge around my face until it dries and hardens, better not do that until I figure out a way to breath, though. If I died from that people might think that I had issues. Wouldn’t have any issues pushing up daisies, though. What do you want on your tombstone? “BULLSHIT!”
June 28, 2012 at 10:57 am
HA! Great video James, loved the animation!
June 28, 2012 at 11:10 am
I like the mask!
Also, nice drawings — very Dr. Seuss!
June 28, 2012 at 11:16 am
I like the mask! Others dont. WHy not put up a simple poll, and ask your viewers, if the mask should stay, or go? As he said, it is too late for the current episodes. But i think a simple poll would solve the bullshit of the bullshit mask.
June 28, 2012 at 11:26 am
here’s what’s gonna happen: James is gonna continue with the genius that defines him, and he’s gonna keep wearing the mask for the near future and the far future, which is awesome. And then everyone who’s bitching like a whiny little girly bitch about the mask is gonna shut the fuck up and like it.
If you have a problem with the audio, get some non-shitty speakers, you whiny biches.
June 28, 2012 at 11:38 am
no way, the mask rules. reminds me of something gwar would wear. you totally have oderus urungus eyes wearing it
June 28, 2012 at 12:17 pm
You know what’s bullshit? all you people complaining about James’ mask. Who cares?! It’s funny! That’s like watching AVGN and telling james to get rid of the nerd shirt. Like, WHY?! who the fuck cares, it’s just a little thing that makes the show have a feel to it.
June 28, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Please don’t make the mask permanent. It was only funny once.
June 28, 2012 at 12:49 pm
To the people whining about the people who don’t like the mask…It’s called “having an opinion”. You won’t hear me calling you out for being a bunch of fanboi assholes who have no respect for other peoples opinions….whoops, I guess I just did.
There ya go.
June 28, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Ha ha ha, I love the bullshit mask! Especially how sharp BLUE his eyes look beneath it!
As for bird feeding, that’s an old fogies’ hobby. People over 50 love this shit. Then they get all pissed off when the squirrels show up. What makes them less worthy of food?
June 28, 2012 at 12:54 pm
THANK YOU James for making 10 new BS videos! TEN! That’s amazing and so good of you to jump right back in with so many. Very enjoyable videos.
I prefer James to the mask because you get to see his facial expressions, etc. that add a lot. BUT… I have no problem with seeing the mask given that we have a series of TEN VIDEOS to enjoy and your insights are the same mask or no mask.
June 28, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Make one for password systems!
June 28, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Wasn’t expecting it to be about bird feeders. I thought we’d see the bullshit man in the park feeding them. XD
June 28, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Hey James… You forgot my personal favorite: “Tufted Titmouse”
Great quickie video! Can’t wait to watch the next 7!!
June 28, 2012 at 4:20 pm
What’s wrong with the mask? I like the mask.
June 28, 2012 at 4:32 pm
You look like somekind of a teddy bear with that mask 🙂
June 28, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I REALLY like it with Mike’s illustrations! Please continue that trend. Also, these BS videos are always really funny, thanks for making them.
June 28, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Birds in General are bullshit!
June 28, 2012 at 5:36 pm
I love birds, but jiminy christmas this was funny!
June 28, 2012 at 5:47 pm
it’s not bullshit, it’s BIRDshit.
June 28, 2012 at 6:16 pm
LOL this was pretty funny
I love all of the accompanying artworks put into these new episodes, they really add to the videos xD
June 28, 2012 at 6:39 pm
To those who don’t like the mask, James shouldn’t have even acknowledged you.
June 28, 2012 at 7:24 pm
mean prank me and my brother would do when we were younger, crush up alka seltzers and mix it with rice
put the chunky mix in a bird feeder and sit around as hundreds of birds are puking and pissed… and it also teaches them to get the hell out so you can sleep in and not get woken up by annoying whistles.
June 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Oh come on, Bigdaddyclean. As a member of the AVGN community, you can come up with a more creative insult than that.
June 28, 2012 at 8:34 pm
Come on man, you know what’s bs?
How these videos don’t work on my iphone4!!! Paid for the app eons ago, but still the site gets the videos first!!
That’s what is bs!!!!!
June 28, 2012 at 9:26 pm
The mask is awesome
June 28, 2012 at 10:35 pm
That Mask Is Fucking Elite man! Thank You for the entertainment =D
June 28, 2012 at 11:42 pm
The funniest thing here is that feeding birds is a completely optional activity, while all the other bullshit is more or less mandatory. So James blames it on Boo and Yetti as if they are that demanding! I guess CATS are bullshit!
June 29, 2012 at 9:06 am
The mask is funny. Who cares who likes it?
June 29, 2012 at 11:08 am
You know that you also feed your cats but I doubt that they bring you very many sandwiches.
June 29, 2012 at 12:19 pm
I dunno what the issue with the mask’s supposed to be. It makes the Bullshit Man look hilariously crazy, and I can understand him just fine.
If anything, James should keep the mask on for the voice-overs to make the character sound more consistent.
June 29, 2012 at 1:30 pm
The mask is cool why would people complain about it.
It must be harder to act with it on. All you have are your eyes to express emotion. I image it would take a few takes to get it down
June 29, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Come on James… You have the time to make Y.N.W.B. videos, (10)
at that, but you barely make A.V.G.N videos? I understand that your
making a movie produced by Will Farrell according to IMDB,
but come on dude, now your to big to make funny AVGN videos
for your fans? You have to have Mike Matei, the Tommy Wiseu from The Room look-a-like do your work for you? Don’t ever forget what made
your black-ass popular… AVGN videos buddy. Keep them coming like you
June 29, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Love the Mask. I hope you can make more!!
June 29, 2012 at 7:50 pm
I agree with people who suggested wearing the mask for the voice over parts. That would make the sound consistent. The mask is terrific. It looks like the BS guy has a head made out of BS.
June 29, 2012 at 10:33 pm
That was a great episode i also hate itunes, you should have added in apple using their own cables, all it is a glorified USB caple with a lock on” wit ha lock yay locks!!!” that you gotta buy for 30$(the price where i’m living) if it gets lost you gotta pay another 30$ that surely is bullshit
June 29, 2012 at 10:34 pm
People who don’t like the mask? Who the hell is bitching about the mask?!
I mean, it’s not like it ruins the integrity of a show about BULLSHIT.
I was originally going to say “Man, James, ‘ You know whats bullshit?’ is on a roll” but christ, I didn’t realize there were SEVEN MORE TO GO.
You duh mang.
June 30, 2012 at 1:46 am
YOU KNOW WHAT’S BIRRRRRD SHIT ! ! !
June 30, 2012 at 4:12 am
@ all the people who dont like the mask. the mask is what makes the series funny. hes wearing rubber shit… How can you not like that?
June 30, 2012 at 5:20 am
You know whats Bullshit: People telling the bullshit man the mask has to go.
June 30, 2012 at 9:49 am
I have grown used to Mike doing video game reviews. Perhaps James has gotten sick-and-tired of doing avgn videos. I believe he said once as to how long the production time is to make an avgn video. Although if you think about it just go back to basics. You don’t see Mike adding special or visua effects in his video game videos. simplify it.
June 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
Hate to say it, but I prefer Mike doing game reviews now. Sorry James, but you’ve out of the loop in regards to that. mike is getting better and should do the those reviews for now on. He’s the best at it
June 30, 2012 at 11:05 am
Ya know what’s really bullshit?. People saying ‘I hate to say it but…’. Come on I mean, you really wanna say what ya gonna say so cut the bullshit language shit. I respectfully disagree that James is no longer worthy to do game reviews but agree that Mike is going from strength to strength with his ones. Just gets my back up, those cheap pseudo intelligent gambits and phrases like ‘actually’ and ‘I hate to say this’ detract from what commenters want to say, which in this case I might have actually agreed with if it had been minus the bullshit. Anywayz James. How about some bullshit English soon?
June 30, 2012 at 1:32 pm
June 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm
What mask? Like or not, THAT’S what the Bullshit Man looks like.
It’s not very nice to pick on him for the way he was born.
Kinda makes you jerks.
June 30, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Barracuda, you try being blunt to sombody and expect harsh results. You say something that you believe will be offensive and you know they will get pissed off. Sometimes you have to “soften the harsh language”. That is why we have political correctness and euphemisms, so we can soften the blow. But it seems no matter how you say it, you can expect some guy like you to defend James. Now that’s bullshit. But i’ll be blunt then, I find Mike more appealing as a reviewer of video games, that’s puts me in the minority but who cares, to each their own.
June 30, 2012 at 3:58 pm
My biggest complaint about this “new” YKWBS, is that there is such an audio discrepancy between when masked James is talking, and when there are just picture on the the screen and he is doing voice-over work.
It annoys me, but… I suppose it’s just a small thing.
June 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Great! I love the episodes and the mask isnt that bad, we will get used to it, its bullshit man nonetheless!
BTW, cant wait to see you in ConBravo! Ill ask you, hows monster madness going (or something) XD .
Keep it up!
June 30, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Hey, i’ve been coming to cinemassacre for years, but this is my first comment.
I’ve read in last video and this one’s comments about the mask issue:
I, for one, am not really a fan of it. It just “kills the magic”.
Let me explain, i’ve always imagined the bullshit series about a regular “angry guy” with a very short temper, i could see a bit of myself in those situation (my favorite is the printer one).
Now that there is the bullshit man, it has become a fantasy (non human) character, and while it still makes me smile, it isn’t as funny as before for me.
Now of course, if James and most people like it, keep it, but i just wanted to express why for me and maybe some other people, we might not like it.
June 30, 2012 at 8:15 pm
I love that one Jesus my cats are the main reason we feed the birds too. I want to see more of your cats ha ha I guess I am a cat freak.
June 30, 2012 at 8:21 pm
I dont mind the mask as long as I get to see new videos I am happy! I love James doing the game reviews he is my favorite. I like mike as well I like when they are both together like in the hanging out in the nerd room and when they play board games. I really cant wait for more unlikely vs battles that shit had me laughing so hard.
June 30, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Oh man I am so glad these vids are back. I agree with every one of them. Haha
June 30, 2012 at 9:03 pm
That’s a shame, I find the mask hilarious. A great take on bird feeders, some thing I’ve only kept around as a tradition more than any thing. Look forward to the upcoming episodes.
June 30, 2012 at 11:39 pm
What’s bullshit is the amount of updates on this site.
June 30, 2012 at 11:49 pm
What is bullshit is the amount of updates on this site.
July 1, 2012 at 1:36 am
Thanks to this video I have discovered a new way for us to effectively tell someone who annoying won’t shut up to STFU:
i.e. – “Hey! Stop beiing a tit-babbler, Dickcissel!
Thank you James!
July 1, 2012 at 6:42 am
If you do not like the bullshit mask, that is bullshit.
July 1, 2012 at 6:56 am
To be honest i never really liked the mask in the first place. I thought it was funny when it made it’s first appearance, what does the bullshit man look like? BULLSHIT! But since it’s become a regular part of the show I just get tired of looking at it. I still think the bullshit videos are funny(this was the funniest in a while), and I can’t tell James how to do his show, but i would rather the show just go back to us not seeing him.
@Mike being a better reviewer
I don’t know how this came up on a bullshit video, but in my opinion I prefer Mike as a behind the scenes kind of guy. I just don’t think he’s entertaining to watch, but some of his ideas are funny. James on the other hand I do like watching, and I don’t see how his “absence” would affect why he can or can’t do reviews any more.
July 1, 2012 at 7:15 am
I remember whan this was about real things, like how hard it’s to open DVDs. Now the reasons are bullshit. He said a great reason why feed birds. The only other reason is to do a little birdwatching. I can imagine the next one: “You know what’s Bullshit? Cutting off your balls! How can I avoid this?”
July 1, 2012 at 9:19 am
Hey James! Here in Finland we have a lot of great tits, if you know what I mean. Especially at winter time.
July 1, 2012 at 10:45 am
The shit mask is hilarious, especially in the illustrations.
July 1, 2012 at 11:28 am
Yeah the mask is awesome! don’t get rid of it. If people don’t like it they can watch something else!
July 1, 2012 at 11:38 am
dont change the mask! who is saying it looks bad????? ITS AWESOME LOVE THE MASK JAMES!
July 1, 2012 at 12:00 pm
So James decides that the first thing he’s going to do is make these bullshit videos, and there’s more to come. He’s going to go back to Board James again as well. Apparantly going back to avgn doesn’t appear as a top priority. These videos, and of course opinions differ on this, are clutter and filler videos. don’t distract and fill up the site with these kind of videos. That’s why he has no time for avgn. he has free time byt ould rather spend it on making these kind of videos. Sorry James I’ll drop by from time to time but I’m losing interest fast.
July 1, 2012 at 12:15 pm
By the way, kudos to Mike for trying to keep this site alive. mike keep up the work. You’re the real reason why I bother coming back to this site.
July 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Sorry that the internet doesn’t cater entirely to your specific needs. You see on this big ol’ spinning ball of life lots of different people like to do and see different things. I know that’s hard to comprehend but if you don’t want to watch any other videos than the avgn ones then just don’t bother and certainly don’t waste yours and our time moaning about the other videos that go up on this site because they’re entertaining for other people.
Anyhow, Jame’s has just spent the past year making an entire AVGN MOVIE for the likes of you so get off his back numb nuts.
July 1, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Please PLEASE LEAVE THIS SITE im begging you!
July 1, 2012 at 5:03 pm
I hear ya’ there. I don’t get the point of bird feeders. It’s not like they can’t find their own food. Plus, it costs money for that bird seed, which gets eaten in no time even if you get squirrel proof feeders! My Grandma was complaining about how they eat the bird seed so fast. Here’s a thought, stop buying it! The birds can get their own damn food!
July 1, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Ignore these fools who complain about only seeing Mike or not seeing enough AVGN videos. If they paid attention to anything on your site they would know about your year long venture with the AVGN movie.
The shit mask is great. Keep it.
The AVGN movie will be great and worth the wait, ignore these nay-saying inbreeds.
Also, Mike is great.
July 2, 2012 at 5:26 am
same as above,i like mike’s stuff to unlike avgn he can show us non shitty games!keep up the work ,hope its still fun..laterz
ahh yea for birds if you happen to get a mocking bird in those suckerz are viscouis to all toher birds a pitbull of birds..
July 2, 2012 at 5:28 am
hopes wanted to edit,,,you know whats bullshit? andy griffith in color!!!!
July 2, 2012 at 2:53 pm
you know what, I like the bullshit mask ,it gives this series an unique original character like all the others: board james, the nerd, motherfucker mike, shit pickle, kyle justin aka the guitar man etc…
July 2, 2012 at 10:48 pm
I don’t mind this alternative content. Its funny in the same way the avgn videos are.
July 4, 2012 at 7:43 pm
you are an idiot he has spent the better part of 3 (or more) years making an avgn movie and most of the time he was still doing AVGN while he was trying to do the movie as well, so get off his back and off this site unless you are well informed on why he isn’t making AVGN as of right now.
Also you should be thankful that something is posted on this site at all because i’m sure James has much more important things to be doing then making these.
July 10, 2012 at 4:21 am
although i love AVGN, i still appreciate the diversity with these BS vids as well as board james and other hogwash thrown in (mike’s spinoff review series of a multitude of stuff). variety keeps things fresh. oh btw, did mike draw that rich snob of a hummingbird? the slides are funny haha
July 11, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Actually, feeding birds can be quite fun just to see them fight for the food. They are not too different from us humans after all XD
July 13, 2012 at 1:56 am
If these videos started with him wearing the mask, nobody would give a shit. It’s like the shirt in AVGN or the hat in Board James.
July 18, 2012 at 11:34 pm
yeah, I’D want to see a great tit…
nice episode, hilarious names, har har, lolol, HAHA, jaja, hihi, hoho, anyway…
January 6, 2013 at 10:32 am
My ex girlfriend had great tits. Fucking slut.
March 2, 2013 at 3:14 am
the mask is awesome!! i don’t know what everyone is complaining about
March 9, 2013 at 9:31 pm
you know what’s bullshit?
April 20, 2013 at 3:51 am
Birds are bullshit. I waited to wash my car because it had bird shit all over but I knew it was supposed to rain. It did and it all came off. I was so excited. Until I left for work the next day and saw that they decided to shit all over it again. What the hell are they eating anyway?
April 20, 2013 at 3:52 am
Oh and I like the mask. I think it looks really funny when his eyes are wide open.
November 17, 2013 at 7:28 am
and titmouse 😉
December 26, 2013 at 10:32 pm
April 2, 2014 at 1:45 pm
Great Tit? Come on!
November 12, 2014 at 3:49 pm