AVGN: Texas Chainsaw & Halloween Outtakes

Mike / May 24th, 2012


  • DrRichtofen

    May 24, 2012 at 12:24 am

    That’s funny hardcore LOLOLOL(X100,000,000)

  • Doogrisa

    May 24, 2012 at 12:38 am


  • May 24, 2012 at 12:54 am

    Awesome! :)

  • LicaWolf

    May 24, 2012 at 1:16 am

    This is one of my favorite episodes.

    Both Mike and the actor that did the creepy redneck were crazy good!

    James always says that the “poop recipe” is chunky peanut butter and chocolate syrup, but the bag of poop in this episode doesn’t look like that. It looks more watery-diarrhea like (agh! xD).

    The children were very funny, even if it was a little difficult to work with them, at least the little one appeared to be still too young to concentrate. They both reminded me a lot of my nephew :P

  • darryl305

    May 24, 2012 at 1:16 am

    So i asked before, but no one was sure..is that James dad, or Uncle of something in this video? Looks an awful lot like him. anyone know? please confirm its buggin me hehe. thanks!

  • PoodleNoodle

    May 24, 2012 at 1:17 am

    While I’m sure that they are very nice people, the parents of that boy at the end needed to show a little backbone. Instead of giving the kid a treat in response to his misbehaving, maybe they could have said “That’s it: now your not going to be in the movie” and left the room. Sorry but when your child is not cooperating and is grabbing an expensive-looking microphone, he should be lovingly ostracized until he complies.

    But otherwise, this was a cute collage.

  • Billy Blanks

    May 24, 2012 at 1:33 am

    @poodle, ya but look at the house they live in. Usually people with money like that DO spoil their children. I live in a single room, and have to share a bed with my son. ( Saving up to get bunk beds, as there is no room for 2 beds here) ANd i agree, kids are too spoiled. Hell i think MINE is too spoiled. As we have an Xbox, computer AND a DS!

    Others would probally look, and think ” oh my god, he has to take a bus , or ride a bike to go to the store with his son? Poor kid!” LOL people in U.S. are just so spoiled, But i think my son has TOO much things. he should be happy to have a football, and some books to read and a few toys. ANd so should most children.

    • doug rattmann

      November 2, 2014 at 2:44 am

      holy shit you are a terrible parent if you think he’s already spoiled. Oh my god how bad can a parent be?!

  • bdgfgdfggg

    May 24, 2012 at 1:36 am


  • leatherfacedclown

    May 24, 2012 at 2:13 am

    Whoop whoop….My all time fav.

  • UltimoGuitarist

    May 24, 2012 at 6:08 am

    The last few minutes of this video were extremely difficult to watch. I realize he’s just a kid but damn dude, that’s some ADD if I ever saw it, lol. Having said that, buddy commenting below, seriously? Giving child raising tips on Cinnemassacre. Never thought I’d see the day. Lol

  • Doogrisa

    May 24, 2012 at 7:35 am

    @darryl305 James is not related to that farmer guy with the hat. If you watch” the deader the better ” you will see his name in the credits.

  • Billy Blanks

    May 24, 2012 at 8:56 am

    @doogrisa Hmm ok then. But you have to admit, he kinda does look a lil like James, eh, or maybe im just crazy.hehe.

  • Billy Blanks

    May 24, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Actually after watching some of
    ” the deader the better” The guy looks NOTHING like James. I think in the other video, it was just the glasses made him kinda look like James i guess.

  • Phoenix1255

    May 24, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Why did they fight so hard to get that little boy to say something like? Honestly that was stupid to get so upset for him not saying it the way they wanted it. What was that soundbite used for? “My son said the cutest thing from Transformers rahahahablahblahblah”. Also it’s cool that raisins work as a treat but understand he is not scooby and also his is not a dog.

    Sorry, just something that I notice.

    Great video though.

  • Phoenix1255

    May 24, 2012 at 10:38 am

    he is*

  • metalcommand

    May 24, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Look, there is a kid in an internet video! Quick, let’s all react like we are pedagogues!

    Kids and animals in vids = tons of (negative) reactions.

  • DaddyOGITH

    May 24, 2012 at 11:24 am

    the Old guy in the Video Looks like that he Might be the AVGN’s Grandpa.
    oh & i Also Fuck Animals’ Because i Know How to get a Blow job From a Snake’ Without Getting my Weener Bitten Full of Holes :-D

    • The Kaleidoscopic God

      April 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm

      OLD guy? GRANDPA?! Looks like an uncle at most!

  • kill-o-tron-5000

    May 24, 2012 at 11:38 am

    omg I thought he was finally gonna say it right but it just ended! I CANT GO ON!!!!!

  • Squall85

    May 24, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    This kid is crazy :D

  • May 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    That guy speaking at the end, is it the same guy as in the Crazy Castle Review? I think it’s the same voice and accent.

  • Valis77

    May 24, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    that kid loves that boom mic.

  • culwin

    May 24, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    that kid is trolling you all

  • PoodleNoodle

    May 24, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    @UltimoGuitarist: lol, sorry about that. It’s just that the exchange was so hard to watch; one of those rare moments where you wished that an adult would raise his voice a bit.

    And I don’t think that the boy has ADD. Little kids can get overly hyper when they’re close to or past their bedtime and the whole film/comedy-environment probably made him all the more excited.

  • May 24, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Never work with children or animals.

  • lotusclown

    May 25, 2012 at 12:38 am

    lmfao!!! that part where you’ll were trying to record the little fella, you’ll should have offered him cake or something, omg i bet that took all night..

  • fob4eva

    May 27, 2012 at 3:19 am

    Mike, you are awesome!

  • Ben_from_G-town

    May 27, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    All that work just to get the kid to say One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall! He just wouldn’t listen! That was hilarious. But then it ends! I guess you guys never did get the line? I don’t remember the kid saying that in the Halloween video.

    Oh, and the guy that played the evil redneck was great, too.

    But hey, it’s that British guy again. He was in the Crazy Castle video! So, he’s those kids’ dad? Who is that guy?

  • crovax3000

    May 28, 2012 at 3:29 am

    I like how someone in the background is doing the “It’s alright, it’s ok” thing from American Movie.

  • CebuLips9

    May 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Was that Nostalgia Critic as the annoying guy who came into your house with the blonde wig and pink sunglasses?

  • Ypsilon

    June 3, 2012 at 6:57 am

    No, the blond guy was Mike Matei

  • MarioWii

    June 3, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    I think @9:51 he said “One show and tell” @10:12 “One should stand” and @10:21 “One shit fall”
    I still wonder why they have the fuzzy stuff at the end of the microphones.

  • N64Memories

    June 4, 2012 at 11:44 am

    i laughed so hard at 1:12-1:28

    Farmer: I have no idea what that is, i can tell you what it looks like, it looks like the shit stain in the bottom of my drawers right now.


    Farmer: That’s A Booger but the way *Laughs* It’s not a roach

  • Squall85

    November 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    Now I found it! Where the kid says “one shall stand”! It’s at the part where AVGN comes up from the basement and got attacked by Michael Myers then the kids pop up from behind the couch. Yay!

  • RetroGamer

    January 4, 2013 at 6:14 am

    Funny Kid !

  • Daniel Brown

    June 9, 2013 at 12:04 am

    Wow they were getting really annoyed at that kid. He was a bored little kid.

  • Don Skiver

    April 28, 2014 at 12:34 am

    Holy shit… I’ve got nothing against kids; I actually want to have a couple myself when my girlfriend and I finally get married…but man…they can be so fucking frustrating sometimes!

  • Brad Maxwell

    May 19, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    Shiet motherfucker!

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