Mike / May 17th, 2012
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Video description by Mike Matei:
James Rolfe reviews Xtro, a trashy, deranged and sleazy science fiction movie with gore and crazy special effects!
May 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm
October 28, 2013 at 12:12 am
That’s the best first I’ve ever seen.
May 17, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Another subtitle for Xtro3 should be F-Bomb: The Motion Picture.
May 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm
hahahaha, great review James!
May 17, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Wow… that sure was one fucked up movie.
May 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm
they must’ve took English classes from the nerd
May 17, 2012 at 8:28 pm
I actually like Xtro 2 the best, i thought that one is underrated, the best things about the film it has Jan Michael Vincent (Airwolf, The Mechanic, Big Wednesday, Damnation Alley) as the main hero a doctor and a fighter, he did good as always especially with his personal problems he had to deal with, i also thought the plot was interesting, i would agree that it could have add more to it. The first one is still good, the third one i don’t care about. Overall i think the second one is my favorite!
May 18, 2012 at 12:56 am
Swear Bears Countdown, 4, 3, 2, 1
May 18, 2012 at 3:25 am
May 18, 2012 at 4:19 am
James commenting on someone saying “fuck” a lot?
May 18, 2012 at 7:03 am
Holy crap, that third movie says fuck more than the AVGN! Hilarious. The first movie looks legitimately creepy and disturbing. I’d watch it if given the chance. The other two seem pretty mediocre, though. Thanks for the review, anyway. It’s always fun learning about something you never heard of.
May 18, 2012 at 12:18 pm
@mistahtom Someone else that has heard of that fucked up movie. I haven’t seen it in a while so im going to watch it again.
May 18, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Xtrollogy is more like it.
May 18, 2012 at 3:14 pm
I love how the old footage scene in Xtro 3 is silent. It really helps the creepy factor.
The first Xtro, in my opinion, is sort of like a weird art film. It’s debatable how successful it is, but i think you can see what they were going for if you examine the relationships. The absent father figure, interestingly enough, is something it has in common with E.T.
May 18, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Xanadu is Another Movie that Starts with an X.
May 18, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Jan Michael Vincent is the MAN!
Xtro 1 looks like a decent underground flick. Three storylines wrapped into one doesn’t sound much different than Return of the Jedi (Han and crew on Endor, Lando and the Assault team in the fleet assault, and Luke vs Vader/Palpatine), although I’m sure the storylines in Jedi are much more well-tied in together. I’m a sucker for evil clown films.
May 18, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Hey watch the language.
We keep it clean around here.
May 19, 2012 at 1:58 am
So for the last week or so I’ve been attempting to work up the courage to email you and request this movie reviewed. Tonight here it is…well fuck. Thank you for reviewing this movie, my year has been made. Cheers!
May 19, 2012 at 2:06 am
As always, I feel at home when Ii am watching another review from James. Great entertaining and I always enjoy your take and jabs.
May 19, 2012 at 4:42 am
that first one looks like it makes as much sense as eraserhead
May 19, 2012 at 11:09 am
That was some crazy shit… Where can I get it?
May 20, 2012 at 10:04 am
Here’s a pretty funny interview with the director of the Xtro movies. He doesn’t think too highly of them either.
May 20, 2012 at 4:51 pm
I remember the third one,but i didn’t knew that that was a trilogy i guess now we know for sure.
June 6, 2012 at 8:59 am
What this calls for is ANOTHER MOVIE!
The one that pulls it all together and explains everything.
August 9, 2012 at 4:14 am
i can’t believe they got funding for this crap . Only in America .
January 21, 2013 at 2:04 pm
I only just realized that i watched xtro 3.I was a kid back then and i rented that film from a video store.What a shit it was…
October 24, 2013 at 5:13 pm
Hey, anyone know a movie that they find the “Vinking” as it came back to earth, carrying an alien, then I remember that a guy had a apencititis, and in the end they endup being nuked… I thoung it was Xtro 2… But turns out I was wrong… thx
December 5, 2013 at 5:43 pm
Could you please review the horror movie “The Descent” in 2005? It’s very claustrophobic and have good suspense. All my friends and I love it. I’d like to hear your take on it.
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