James / April 19th, 2012
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April 19, 2012 at 12:23 pm
That’s James, always thinking about the fans ! ! !
April 19, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Yeah, I remember this movie. That’s Rae Dawn Chong, Tommy Chong’s daughter.
April 19, 2012 at 1:39 pm
That’s the chick from commando I think.
April 19, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I remember renting this one long ago, Me and my brother about broke a rib laughing when it got to the part where he eats a rat.
Thanks for the memory boost.
April 19, 2012 at 2:12 pm
It’s awesome how James has made a lot of these videos for the time he’s gonna be making the movie. I always thought that the movie reviews were the best & now there is enough of them comin’ out so this is luxury for me!
April 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm
I think I have seen countless clips of head explosions and they may have all been from this one film?!
April 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Great alien justice system. Send convicts to other planets where they have to kill the natives.
April 19, 2012 at 4:29 pm
April 19, 2012 at 5:53 pm
… we have a german DVD release with the original audio track!
Only want to let you know
April 19, 2012 at 11:32 pm
How did the Academy overlook this?!
April 20, 2012 at 12:22 am
Damn Chong’s daughter hit the crap barrel and kept on digging. At least she’ll always be known for Commando.
April 20, 2012 at 2:42 am
kinda reminds me of a comic called Terror Inc. where a guy is cursed with the ability to attach body parts to himself. but the parts decay over time so he swaps them fairly often.
April 20, 2012 at 8:08 am
OlaviPössi, that’s one of the reasons I love Cinemassacre. James and Mike actually care about their fans unlike some other people. I always get excited when there’s something new here, because it’s always quality material. That’s all I have to say. Have a happy day
April 20, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Fuck me, fuck you, fuck me, fuck you, fucky fucky fucky… classic gold.
April 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm
@FunkyFreshB You too, quality is only James’ middle name… what IS is middle name?!
April 20, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Wow, I have to see this movie!
April 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Hey, you managed to squeeze this in during your shootings? Nice!
Oh, and a small comment about your filming. I heard that there was gonna be rain just as you were gonna film some desert scenes.
Now, I’m sure that as soon as you got the money you felt you just had to get this film over and done with, but did your plans have to cross a month notorious for its showers?
April 21, 2012 at 1:43 am
This looks like a movie I HAVE to watch! They don’t make em like this everyday.
April 21, 2012 at 1:47 am
Ahhh I hoped I could at least find a region free DVD or something, but all I found was this shitty laserdisc!
April 21, 2012 at 11:14 am
“Fuck Me, Fuck You” should be in an AVGN episode.
April 21, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Gosh, all I remember from this was the rat-eating scene. I always confuse this movie with The Hidden…
April 22, 2012 at 11:44 am
I am almost cetain I have seen a tv show (pg-13) based on this!! An alien criminal is condemned to a human body, wears sunglasses and doesn’t get human culture. He was bolkier and acted more like the terminator though… and sorta solved crimes without murdering people I think…
April 24, 2012 at 8:06 am
Wow, what an odd movie. Kinda’ on the level of something like Idle Hands.
I can’t believe the parents are watching Garbage Pail Kids. People in a bad movie, watching an even worse movie! Both that were reviewed by you an Nostalgia Critic! The Universe may implode!
April 28, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Interesting movie.. that phrase with Disneyland was really funny. For 2012 I found a list at http://serverfilme.hubpages.com/hub/Best-Horror-Movies-2012
May 1, 2012 at 7:58 am
Head-On: Apply directly to your neck.
September 30, 2012 at 9:32 am
Actually saw this on TV a long time ago, though I only made it halfway through, as I found it too nasty at the time.
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