Cinemassacre Mailbag #2

Mike / March 17th, 2012

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  • edu444

    March 17, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    Yay, first XD

  • JanSchulz

    March 17, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    i laughed so hard in this video xDDDDDD

  • JanSchulz

    March 17, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    i laughed so hard during this video xD

  • JanSchulz

    March 17, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    i laughed so hard during this video xD

  • JanSchulz

    March 17, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    i laughed so hard during the first part of the video xD

  • njdss4

    March 17, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Those YouTube messages…  It’s crazy what can find you when you’re on the internet.

  • RyanSanders

    March 17, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    Judging from his messages, retards should be kept away from computers.

  • swede

    March 17, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    so do u want a damn sammich?

  • scartissue3

    March 17, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    Being on this site, watching u read this mail, reminds me of the first it i found cinemassacre, i watched ur videos and i felt nostalgic, thank u for that feeling James.

  • eer4

    March 17, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    No offence but the nice ones are borin

    • Devil_Rising

      March 18, 2012 at 2:35 am

       @eer4 then stop the video at that point. No offense, but why waste time complaining?

      • JoshuaJenks

        March 18, 2012 at 3:36 am

         @Devil_Rising Cause he thinks James owes him something?

      • mattbchillin

        March 18, 2012 at 8:42 pm

         @Destoroyah  @Devil_Rising
         I have a question: DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

  • bassbaitthemonkey

    March 17, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    If you aren’t going to take that guy’s sammich can I have it?

  • Jyo

    March 17, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    I’ll make you all the damn sammich you want James

  • pro thizz

    March 17, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Glad to know James will never make videos for us. He deserves everything he has and more.

  • pro thizz

    March 17, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Glad to know James will never stop making videos for us. His success is well deserved.

    • FioX

      March 17, 2012 at 10:46 pm

       @pro thizz You messed that message at the first try didn’t you? :P

      • pro thizz

        March 18, 2012 at 8:52 am

         @FioX LOL yea, the first time i missed a whole word, and wrote…. Glad to know James will stop making videos for us. His success is well deserved.

      • FioX

        March 20, 2012 at 3:51 pm

         @pro thizz Hehe, I saw that comment when I was watching the video and when it ended it wasn’t there anymore and I was like O.O am I imagining  stuff? hehe.
        But yea its good to hear that he won’t stop.

      • FioX

        March 20, 2012 at 3:51 pm

         @pro thizz Hehe, I saw that comment when I was watching the video and when it ended it wasn’t there anymore and I was like O.O am I imagining  stuff? hehe.
        But yea its good to hear that he won’t stop.

  • TRhamy

    March 17, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    the dragon movie truly moved me

  • Uncle_Jemima

    March 17, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    those people toward the end were saying it right. you are getting shit right and putting it on film man. sometimes it is hard to find others who are into the same things out there.
    “What have we started?”, you asked some time ago. that is soo right. i look forward to each new vid. it has become part of my life.

  • March 17, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Funny Message:  stoopid video bout stoopid people making stoopd coments so stoopid like they at a stoopid samich or somethin stoopid
     
    Funny Nice Message:  me likey your videos
     
    Nice Message:  I can’t count the years you have made me laugh, cry, angry, thought-provoked, etc. (That’s because I’ve only been watching your videos for maybe a year).  But I must say, if we were both stranded on a desert island with no food and one of us had to eat the other, I would never eat you.  I figure you’ll get so frustrated, you’ll yell $h1t so loud the whole world will hear you and someone will come to save us.  Or F*C*!

  • Eloi

    March 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    Read just the funny ones in the next videos, James

    • Richy Krimmel

      March 18, 2012 at 1:15 am

       @Eloi yeah, we dont give a fuck about the serious shit.

      • Devil_Rising

        March 18, 2012 at 2:33 am

         @Richy Krimmel   Riiiight. Well for one thing, it’s James’ videos, so I’m pretty sure he’ll do what he wants, not want “gimme gimme” fans on the internet tell him to. Secondly, I personally find the “serious” messages to be really cool. It’s nice hearing people with similar stories as you, and how or why they like or are inspired by James. That’s good shit. So whatever kids, if you want nothing but comedy, go to Funny or Die.

      • mattbchillin

        March 18, 2012 at 8:41 pm

         @Destoroyah  @Devil_Rising
         Dude I’ve seen you comment on so many of these vids. If you don’t like them don’t watch them. Your just a jealous, spoiled, bitch. James isn’t gonna stop making vids because a lame brained pussy tells him to. You might as well give up trying to take him down. 

  • Doogrisa

    March 18, 2012 at 12:35 am

    PEE FUCKING ASS

  • nowhere4321

    March 18, 2012 at 12:48 am

    Didn’t I already see this?

    • Doogrisa

      March 18, 2012 at 1:29 am

      @nowhere4321 He puts it on here because not everybody goes to Screwattack. That would be my best guess.

      • DrainBlut

        March 18, 2012 at 4:26 am

         @Doogrisa  @nowhere4321 Well the website is horrible. I only go there because I clicked one of James’ videos and they are hosted on screwattack. I especially hate how when his ends… they auto start one of theirs, basically trying to force down your throat something you have no interest in and would otherwise ever look at. They also feature game lists that are among the worst ever made with very annoying voice counters in them.

  • Jag

    March 18, 2012 at 12:51 am

    Nice but make it one of best video!

  • ZiggyFunBoy

    March 18, 2012 at 1:14 am

    James, you are the  funniest guy I have seen in YEARS!!!
    Because of you, I’ve made my own Internet comedy show as well.
    Bomb Squad 101
    http://www.youtube.com/user/BombSquad101OfficiaI?feature=mhee

  • Richy Krimmel

    March 18, 2012 at 1:16 am

    spicy chili!

  • Devil_Rising

    March 18, 2012 at 2:32 am

    That was one thing with me too. I had a best friend when I was little who was into video games as much as I was. But not really any of the other things, like mythology, monsters, Godzilla, monster movies, etc. Hell, on that end, I still don’t think I have a single friend that is or was into Godzilla and old monster movies as much as I was. I remember getting the same crappy Godzilla book from the library that James did, I was that into it. Good stuff.

  • Dumo

    March 18, 2012 at 3:34 am

    good old Jame so good to his fans

  • NightPhoenix

    March 18, 2012 at 3:39 am

    I’ve always wondered if YouTube comments are really aliens trying to communicate with us…

    • RyanSanders

      March 18, 2012 at 6:40 am

       @NightPhoenix Perhaps it is the Pakleds? (I wonder how many will get the reference…)

      • TommyO'Neil

        March 18, 2012 at 9:52 am

         @RyanSanders At first I thought you said “Pickles” XDDDDD

      • NightPhoenix

        March 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

         @RyanSanders HAHA! I completely forgot about the Pakleds! That would be a perfect match actually.

  • Dumo

    March 18, 2012 at 3:39 am

    James want do you think of Peanu:ButterGamer?
     

  • DrainBlut

    March 18, 2012 at 4:22 am

    Your common everyday Youtube users are among the lowest of IQ Humans this world can produce. You will lose an IQ point every time you read comments below a video or check your inbox.

    • Khameleon

      March 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

       @DrainBlut Yea, and this site is way higher on the IQ totem.

    • mattbchillin

      March 18, 2012 at 8:39 pm

       @Destoroyah  @DrainBlut
       Fuck a dick

    • IsaacPerez

      March 18, 2012 at 8:40 pm

       @DrainBlut You deserve a sammich.

  • RichardSchindley

    March 18, 2012 at 4:49 am

    Nice reference to Hardware Wars … “You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss 3 bucks goodby. “

  • OlDirtyVinceDm

    March 18, 2012 at 9:00 am

    that sammich message was just pure gold

  • pig mime

    March 18, 2012 at 9:02 am

    did this guy loos his cheese, i think he lost his cheese.  pitty
     

  • pig mime

    March 18, 2012 at 9:08 am

    he should change his name to the mega Sega dude.

  • AshtonLambert

    March 18, 2012 at 9:23 am

    heyjames you should totaly do onother avgn!! of the adventures of buyu billy or the punisher, its made by ljn so we know it hast to be bad

  • JamesKuhns

    March 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

    James, you were supposed to make A Boy And His Blob, how come you didn’t?  Now I get a part in your movie.

  • ThrowntoReality

    March 18, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I agree that your movie reviews = education. It was because of your reviews that I bought “Ed Wood” and “The Invisible Man”. I love “Ed Wood” and “The Invisible Man” is hilarious, though I don’t think it’s a horror movie, but rather a comedy.
     
    So thanks for making movie reviews as well as AVGN.

  • March 18, 2012 at 11:28 am

    MORE AVGN MAILBAG! Regular segments please

  • XshadowX

    March 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

    i wanna send him an email how?

  • Strazdas

    March 18, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    The ling mail, that man put his and mine feelings to words 1000 times better than i ever could.

  • Lando_C

    March 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    i liked the sid haig poster, James knows his actors well! ^^

  • Laurent David D

    March 18, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Where can I find your T-Shirt?

    • senna4ever

      March 19, 2012 at 6:43 pm

       @Laurent David D In his T-shirt draw at home?

  • AlexPain

    March 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    My fav. PEE FUCKING ASS. GREMLINS RACKS SEGA SUCKS ! Just…priceless !

  • CareyPalmer

    March 18, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    Angry Video Game Nerd should host Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios !!!  Watch my video and sign the petition !!!
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3s2s4OrU0

  • Shadowtheman

    March 18, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    The world wide land of 13 year old trollers.  Thats youtube, some of those jokes might be funnier if only there writers understood how useful the back space can be.
     
    Thats why I stopped dealing with youtube, just a bunch of young kids showing how the educational standard has falling withing the past few decades.  

    • FloridaBoy

      March 18, 2012 at 11:19 pm

       @Shadowtheman ”falling withing”  ??? you are trying to make a statement about 13 years being uneducated  

    • Fowl

      March 19, 2012 at 10:16 am

      @Shadowtheman
      The world wide land of 13 year old trollers.  That’s YouTube, some of those jokes might be funnier if only their writers understood how useful the back space can be.
       
      That’s why I stopped dealing with YouTube, just a bunch of young kids showing how the educational standard has fallen within the past few decades.*
       
      I’m one of those “young kids” and your “educational standard” obviously wasn’t too far off from ours. 
       

  • Shadowtheman

    March 18, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    You know what……   I’m going to e-mail you a hug.
     
    *_* uncanny silliness factor.  

  • Psykhophear

    March 19, 2012 at 4:20 am

    Those nice messages were amazing.

    • Rosvolainen

      March 19, 2012 at 4:22 pm

       @Psykhophear May the people who wrote them live like a windrammer as they fuck.

  • Lajike

    March 19, 2012 at 5:29 am

    I’m in little monsters called pokémon…
    okay i’m out…

  • thesovietbears

    March 19, 2012 at 8:14 am

    James Please READ the only way to get the jaguar CD to work is to get a plastic spoon and put it in to the door of the jaguar CD because the the door is pressing it down to much and not letting it spin the disk PLEASE REPOST so he can see
    IF YOU WANT TO SEE JAGUAR PART 3.ive read this comment on the jaguar part 2 in the to comments and i reposted it here.

  • thesovietbears

    March 19, 2012 at 8:15 am

    James Please READ the only way to get the jaguar CD to work is to get a plastic spoon and put it in to the door of the jaguar CD because the the door is pressing it down to much and not letting it spin the game disk. not shure if this works i read this in a comment in jaguar part 2 on youtube its the top comment with 113 thumbs up . repost if you want to see a possible part 3 on the jaguar cd.

    • March 19, 2012 at 9:36 am

       @thesovietbears Dude, he already has a working Jaguar CD. Just that he’s never gotten around to doing anything. Plus, you should wait with such things until the Movie is done.

  • RetroRepair

    March 19, 2012 at 9:58 am

    I love how the text in the thumbnail setups up the whole video ^_^

  • Trojan_Reggae

    March 19, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Is this a repost? I’ve seen this ep before.

  • March 19, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Ahahahah…I’m laughing so much that I cry…some people has serious mental problems…

  • SeanEgan

    March 19, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    do u want a damn sammich?

  • FloridaBoy

    March 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    AVGN should host Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights Part 2 !!!  Please watch and thumbs up and sign the petition if you can. Thank you all !!!
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3GlCMDEx0&list=UUuHXRJy2XZZf9uIB1Tpk-yQ&index=1&feature=plcp
     

  • Frameskipper

    March 19, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    Some of the youtube comments seem to be from germans who don’t know how to spell english right.
    I love how “ground” was spelled “graund”, which is the way you would spell it if it was a german word.
    “Ei Schutt wreit mei komments leik dis from nau on.” :)
     

  • cobaltnightsky

    March 19, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    love the intro ^^
    that reminds me this fucking paperboy shit on my gameboy

  • GabrielLangevin

    March 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Please do more of the weird message it made my day XDSammich got me the same reaction like… what?

  • Johnthegamer

    March 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    That first nice message you read from YouTube, pretty much sums up how much I appreciate what you do.
     
    Thanks for all the laughs man.:)

  • AlexPain

    March 20, 2012 at 4:37 am

    I want a t-shirt that says PEE FUCKING ASS ! GREMLINS RACKS SEGA SUCKS !

  • TorErik

    March 20, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    What the hell are wrong of these people sending ridiculous messages to you…

  • agetsy

    March 20, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    sammich is a Pittsburgh term.  It’s actually a pretty common word here.  I’m surprised you have never heard it since Philly isn’t that far from here

    • ColbyColbdawgBrown

      March 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

      Its a term in a lot of places, especially in the south.

  • brittandrewburns

    March 20, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    The place worse than YouTube comments  is Yahoo comments. 

  • brittandrewburns

    March 21, 2012 at 12:00 am

    The one place worse than Youtube comments is Yahoo comments.  

  • pezking4

    March 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    is that Captain Spaulding in a framed portrait on the wall?

  • DavidWagner

    March 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    I laughed so hard at this video! I love these mailbag videos, keep em up!

  • Tommykreuk

    March 23, 2012 at 11:26 am

    the intro is so simple but so awesome
     

  • MenyKU

    March 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

     @startrekalien This i really want to know too.

  • weldedflight

    May 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Didn’t know the word “sammich” wasn’t that popular.

  • January 26, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    Great video James! and did you know that ZoomBucks actually PAYS me to take surveys. This is so cool. See for yourself: http://www.zoombucks.com/index.php?ref=noneckdude

  • August 8, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    no hard feelings, i just hope you guys have it in you, ive seen some terrible crap coming out of schools, and your old shit was rank. nothing but the best for you future. –hard to work with cause its not as hard as some people think.

  • August 8, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    horror! not C’ or B’ but something they can believe in.

  • August 9, 2013 at 12:38 am

    dont be a francis, you need a new direction before you fade away.

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