Alien vs. Ninja (2010)

Mike / March 15th, 2012

Comments

  • FortuneFox

    March 15, 2012 at 12:07 am

    Woot first coment!

  • xObserveRx

    March 15, 2012 at 12:12 am

    Haha! This looks great… brb, watching it.

  • AngLuTat

    March 15, 2012 at 12:16 am

    They forgot to put “G” in AVN

  • March 15, 2012 at 12:29 am

    what in the blue hell

  • LinusAndersen

    March 15, 2012 at 12:40 am

    I bought this movie on blu-ray at a convenstion I was on =DI’ve seen it before and I love it too!

  • MetalFan666

    March 15, 2012 at 12:41 am

    “give me the fucking dirty pussy” classic line XD
     

  • b23456

    March 15, 2012 at 12:47 am

    I always prefer puppets or rubber costumes to crappy CG any day. Good call Mike.
     

  • AlexanderBrown

    March 15, 2012 at 12:50 am

    Anyone else have trouble viewing these in Chrome? Like the thumbnail/viewer loads, but when you press play it just fades away. Mousing over shows the frame, but no video ever loads?

    • CoreySadler

      March 15, 2012 at 12:54 am

       @AlexanderBrown  yeah me to mate, been happening since yesterday

      • AlexanderBrown

        March 15, 2012 at 12:55 am

         @CoreySadler Good to know I’m not the only one!

      • CoreySadler

        March 15, 2012 at 12:59 am

         @AlexanderBrown yeah strange i cant load this or the outtakes for mario 3

  • Doogrisa

    March 15, 2012 at 12:52 am

    haha I thought the cover said AVGN for a second.

  • Spottedfeather

    March 15, 2012 at 12:59 am

    I’ll be back when James is. This is…..well, I was raised to be polite, so I won’t say what this is.

    • sirp0p0

      March 15, 2012 at 1:08 am

       @Spottedfeather Good, leave. No one cares.

  • SeanFrye

    March 15, 2012 at 1:04 am

    That is one crazy movie!

  • sirp0p0

    March 15, 2012 at 1:11 am

    Flying alien looks like Ridley. Sweet.

  • germanium28

    March 15, 2012 at 1:15 am

    That movie looks pretty good.

    • lineage87

      March 15, 2012 at 3:12 am

       @germanium28 there movies are kinda wierd but . it gets really enjoyable.
       

  • March 15, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Tell you the truth. I liked Mike’s review.

  • blargggg

    March 15, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Mike’s reviews are top-notch – extremely enjoyable. 

  • March 15, 2012 at 2:05 am

    The alien looks like a Power Rangers villain..

  • DBZMagus

    March 15, 2012 at 2:18 am

    Not the kind of movie I would watch, but thanks for the review Mike. Entertaining.

  • Shiirow

    March 15, 2012 at 2:34 am

    Whats next? Predator vs Ninja

  • lineage87

    March 15, 2012 at 3:00 am

    OMg… when i saw this title of movie in imdb i was thinking  should i send this to mike to do the review or atleast email him.. then . boom there it is..SWEEET

  • Devil_Rising

    March 15, 2012 at 3:23 am

    I will commend the fact that they are still using suits. That is awesome. That’s why I wish Toho would just make a new Godzilla movie in time for 2014. Sure, some American company is making one, but who knows how that’ll turn out (look at the last one), and besides…it’s TOHO, we want a REAL Godzilla movie from them for his 60th Birthday. Plus I still wish Toho would give up the ghost and just consent to finally do a Godzilla vs. Gamera movie like they supposedly had offers to do back in the 70s, but refused because they didn’t want to work with the competition. If done right, it could be amazing, and neither monster would have to “lose”, just have them fight a bunch, neither one really wins, then have an evil monster show up that they have to team up and fight: BAM, instant reward for all fans everywhere. But alas…..Anyways, I honor Japan for both keeping the tradition of Tokusatsu alive, as well as traditional HAND DRAWN animation. I may not like all of it personally, in fact I probably don’t personally like a majority of it. But I still love that they keep it alive, where as in the US almost everything, even kids’ TV cartoons, are almost all CG these days. It’s sad. In this guy’s view, practical special effects and hand drawn cell animation will always be better.

  • FrankCabanski

    March 15, 2012 at 3:49 am

    “Fuck You” – The aliens are from Motherfucker Mike’s home planet.

  • EricVoorhees

    March 15, 2012 at 3:52 am

    Gimme the fuckin dirty pussy.

  • olio

    March 15, 2012 at 5:17 am

    Watched this a while ago, and I must say…. I enjoyed so much. Great fun movie

  • lexing123

    March 15, 2012 at 5:36 am

    Thank you so much Mike this movie was fuckin awesome to say the least.

  • MarkCanner

    March 15, 2012 at 5:41 am

    lol, what an interesting movie, I agree that people in alien costumes works better than CGI, CGI is just over used nowhere days by Hollywood.

    • superbatspiderman

      March 15, 2012 at 7:37 am

       @MarkCanner i don’t both equally look fake as hell.that’s just my opinion though.

  • Big McLargehuge

    March 15, 2012 at 6:32 am

    I haven’t seen this one yet, but it looks awesome. If there’s one thing better than Ninjas killing golf players, it’s Ninjas killing guys in rubber alien costumes.

  • dritna

    March 15, 2012 at 6:58 am

    If you want to watch this film and you have netflix its on there now
     

  • executive333

    March 15, 2012 at 7:04 am

    Hey James
    I just wanted to post on here ( I know your hard at work atm) but i just wanted to say how much you have inspired me to follow my passion in life and that passion is playing music. I was in a band a few years back but it all fell apart. Since then I have taken it apon myself to write it all on my own and you have inspired me greatly to do so. I’m putting up a link to my soundcloud for a demo i recently recorded. It’s not 100% done nor is it 100% perfect but i just wanted to share with you and your viewers just what your talents have inspired me to do.
    Thanks James.
     
    http://soundcloud.com/user5914520/dressed-to-the-nines-with

  • shintokamikaze

    March 15, 2012 at 7:04 am

    looks funny

  • executive333

    March 15, 2012 at 7:09 am

    Hey James
    I just wanted to post on here ( I know your hard at work atm) but i just wanted to say how much you have inspired me to follow my passion in life and that passion is playing music. I was in a band a few years back but it all fell apart. Since then I have taken it apon myself to write it all on my own and you have inspired me greatly to do so. I’m putting up a link to my soundcloud for a demo i recently recorded. It’s not 100% done nor is it 100% perfect but i just wanted to share with you and your viewers just what your talents have inspired me to do.
    Thanks James.
     
    http://soundcloud.com/executive333/dressed-to-the-nines-with

  • Swevicus

    March 15, 2012 at 7:37 am

    Wow, Mike… certainly an interesting review. I don’t think this film’s out in Europe, so I have very little chance of seeing it… but it certainly appears to be a very different and unique movie. :) “Fuck you” – no thanks, I don’t bend that way. :) Keep the reviews coming, Mike.

    • TAPETRVE

      March 15, 2012 at 8:51 am

       @Swevicus Well… There was a UK release in early 2011, and Germany got a release, too. About any other EU releases, I don’t know, but an UK import would be pretty much fool-proof.

  • fightgenie

    March 15, 2012 at 7:41 am

    Mike, the baby alien aspect is not much like that of the invasion of the Body Snatchers. It’s more like the infecting alien offspring in Wrath of Khan or Alien.
     
    “They put CREATURES In our bodies… to control our minds!” 
     
    Wow what a geek I am.

    • Richy Krimmel

      March 15, 2012 at 7:53 am

       @Mike/Cinemassacre  @fightgenie sup

    • Richy Krimmel

      March 15, 2012 at 7:53 am

       @Mike/Cinemassacre  @fightgenie sup

    • Richy Krimmel

      March 15, 2012 at 8:39 am

       @Mike/Cinemassacre http://youtu.be/aJXrq2qEPhc

    • Richy Krimmel

      March 15, 2012 at 9:26 am

       @Mike/Cinemassacre  @fightgenie too much alien in the review even! what do you think? internet curse?

    • Richy Krimmel

      March 15, 2012 at 11:19 am

       @Mike/Cinemassacre  @fightgenie AMC nig

    • gamez

      March 15, 2012 at 12:46 pm

       @Mike/Cinemassacre Felix is quite the asshole huh Mike

  • Ellivennecq

    March 15, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Great one, Mike.

  • PatrickSincennes

    March 15, 2012 at 8:55 am

    Damn Mike, you lost alot of weight, go out and have a slice of pizza. Love your videos ;)

  • vasilis

    March 15, 2012 at 9:11 am

    thnx Mike the movie is awsome “Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you”:)

  • pro thizz

    March 15, 2012 at 9:36 am

    finally a movie I might actually watch.

  • March 15, 2012 at 9:43 am

    It’s Terrible ‘Tainment Tues- No wait.  It’s Thursday, so…. Ugh…
    It’s Blood Thirsty Thursdays!!!  Or Blood Thirstdays!!!  Or Bloody Thirstdays!!!  No wait.  This money isn’t bloody.  Make up your mind what you’re gonna call Thursday movie reviews because I sure can’t!

  • March 15, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Shouldn’t James be reviewing this?  He’s the F & U expert.

  • killer7_tom

    March 15, 2012 at 9:45 am

    This looks really cool! Yeah, I also noticed the choreography is similar to what you see in Jackie Chan movies. I should check out this movie sometime, thanks, Mike!

  • March 15, 2012 at 9:46 am

    It’s Terrible ‘Tainment Tues- No wait.  It’s Thursday, so…. Ugh…
    It’s Blood Thirsty Thursdays!!!  Or Blood Thirstdays!!!  Or Bloody Thirstdays!!!  No wait.  Make up your mind what you’re gonna call Thursday movie reviews because I sure can’t!

  • March 15, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Alright, since you already have Mother F-Bombs Away Monday or whatever you call it, you need names for the ther days of the week so let’s put our heads toegether and think of some.
     
    Terrible ‘Tainmnt Tuesdays (Movies so bad, they’re still bad)
    Wacky Worlds Wednesday (Silly movies like Santa Meets The Easter Bunny)
    Bloody Thirstdays (Gorey Films)
    Frightdays (Suspenseful Horror Films)
    Scaturdays (Movies that you wanna poop on)
    Sunday Funday (Yes, like the game.  Review a game, give us some game glithces or something)

  • FrankDoomriderJohansen

    March 15, 2012 at 9:51 am

    This movie was COOL!!! gonna watch it again, and again in the future YEAH!

  • FrankDoomriderJohansen

    March 15, 2012 at 9:51 am

    This movie was COOL! I really enjoyed it, and I will be watching it again, and again and again :P

  • March 15, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Alright, since you already have Mother F-Bombs Away Monday or whatever you call it, you need names for the ther days of the week so let’s put our heads toegether and think of some.
     
    Terrible ‘Tainment Tuesdays (Movies so bad, they’re still bad)
    Wacky Worlds Wednesday (Silly movies like Santa Meets The Easter Bunny)
    Bloody Thirstdays (Gorey Films)
    Frightdays (Suspenseful Horror Films)
    Scaturdays (Movies that you wanna poop on)
    Sunday Funday (Yes, like the game.  Review a game, give us some game glitches or something)

  • FelixFa

    March 15, 2012 at 10:25 am

    wow….we´re half into march and still no new avgn vid?
    shame…but i think removing your site from my tabs is the best solution.
    im tired of coming here and not seeing updates…other than “motherfucker” mike, still dont get why you´d choose such a stupid name oO

    • DerickPerez

      March 15, 2012 at 10:36 am

       @FelixFa James and his crew are making an AVGN movie you inconsiderate fuck.

    • BenSager

      March 15, 2012 at 10:51 am

       @FelixFa
       you don’t get it, didn’t you?

    • Big McLargehuge

      March 15, 2012 at 11:07 am

       @FelixFa Even if there were a new AVGN this month you’d be bitching and complaining that it’s “not as good as it used to be”, or you’d find something else to whine about.
       
      Suck it up buttercup.

    • gamez

      March 15, 2012 at 12:45 pm

       @FelixFa Asshole

    • IronGiant

      March 15, 2012 at 4:03 pm

       @FelixFa G.

    • Omegaruin

      March 15, 2012 at 6:54 pm

       @FelixFa If you come to this site on a regular basis then you should know whats going on currently, what an ignorant comment.

  • KamatsuKyoto

    March 15, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

  • SiyModern

    March 15, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Hey there. 
     
    Please check out my indiegogo page. The nerd and Mike have been a huge inspiration for us to do this.
     
    Thank you.
     
    http://www.indiegogo.com/modern?a=489857

  • mokoleus

    March 15, 2012 at 10:43 am

    “give me the fucking dirty pussy”
     
    ok, thats my new pick up line!

  • Erwinator

    March 15, 2012 at 10:48 am

    This subgenre is awesome! Can’t get enough of it :D  

  • Gui Geek

    March 15, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I watched these Japanese movies like “Toyko Gore Police”, “Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl” and “Robogeisha” but I cannot really say anything good about them… Effects are too bad. Looks too much like an amateur movie and I just don’t feel good thinking I paid for this… It’s a bit boring and the blood is so fake that you can’t even feel disturbed when you see it… Well yes, you feel disturbed about the bad quality of the visual effects that’s it and the fact that you’ve paid to watch this crap.

  • Muhahahahaaaaaa

    March 15, 2012 at 11:43 am

    The rubber costumes are a tribute to the Gorn costume in Star Trek
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM

  • Richy Krimmel

    March 15, 2012 at 11:44 am

  • JoshuaLangston

    March 15, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Awesome review! I’m interested to see it now. BTW, for you Netflix streaming subscribers, you can instantly watch it today! 
     
    http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Alien_vs._Ninja/70142547?trkid=2361637

  • rodesptej

    March 15, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Keep the reviews coming xD, this’s fucking awesome. 

  • ThrowntoReality

    March 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    You know, I never thought I’d hear Mike say “A cock penetrating her pussy”.
     
    I mean… wow.

  • LewisMcKenzie

    March 15, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Aliens vs Gaiden Ninjas (AVGN) haha

  • SeanAshmead

    March 15, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Those are some pottymouth aliens!

  • AGamingWebsite

    March 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    ” give me the fucking dirty pussy” lol
     
    I totally have to watch this movie now, it looks awesome.

  • AdelAlrashedy

    March 15, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    fuck it im watching the movie

  • KylePhilipasianZozobrado

    March 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    i think that movie is on demand in verizon

  • cristchr

    March 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    I watched this movie a long time ago, its instant on netflix, and I loved it! I reccommend it!

  • Jyo

    March 15, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Oh I loved this movie !

  • monkeykage

    March 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    looks fake as hell (2010) what the hell i would mind full cgi aliens, over power ranger aliens

    • Big McLargehuge

      March 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

       @monkeykage Yes it does look fake (it’s supposed to), but at this budget CGI would look worse. CGI looks fake – period.

      • monkeykage

        March 15, 2012 at 4:35 pm

         @Big McLargehuge cgi can look spectacular if do well just look at avatar, this is no excuse for visuals , even if it was made with a macdonald buck double budget it just look 100% fake, come back and fix this plastic piece of shit  

      • Big McLargehuge

        March 15, 2012 at 4:52 pm

        Whoa there little doggie. Relax. Take a deep breath. Everything is going to be Ok. It’s just a movie.

      • PeterPeter

        March 15, 2012 at 7:33 pm

         @monkeykage Alien vs Ninja.
        Budget: $600,000AvatarBudget: $237,000,000You have no clue what you are talking about.

      • March 15, 2012 at 9:59 pm

         @PeterPeter  @monkeykage I’m still trying to figure out what a macdonald buck double budget is.

  • PacoAfromonkey

    March 15, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl bored you? Wow, you are hardcore.

  • TrickRed

    March 15, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    haha i watched this movie the other day it was pretty funny
     

  • HarriHokkanen

    March 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Oh yes, i have seen this… It´s one of those movies that´s goes being bad and comes the other way. And the crowd goes wild when the annoying sidekicks is killed. That guy is the opposite of ninja.

  • March 15, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    I dunno why I just love cheesy movies like this LOL

  • JeremyJones

    March 15, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    So Mike… Tell me do you go rummaging trough James stuff while he is gone? LOL
     
    Gotta be cool to trust someone enough to let them have run of your home while your across the country.
     
    I don’t know anyone I would trust in my house while I was across town.

    • Omegaruin

      March 15, 2012 at 6:50 pm

       @JeremyJones Mikes movie collection is actually bigger than James they did a video series on their collections.

  • March 15, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    awww dude i was eating right here i just lost my appetite :P

  • HuneyMunster

    March 15, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    The chick in this is so mother fucking hot!

  • Garrett Jeffords

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    You guys fuckin rule. Do the new York ripper sometime.

  • Ian Wilmot

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Isn’t this on Netflix streaming?

  • Tony Romano

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I have spent countless hours eating lots of food at 2 o clock int he morning watching your videos. They are too funny

  • Jason DeMarco

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    You know we are OK with a lack of content while you are working in the movie instead of churning out reviews about movies we will never see or care about. MF Mike is OK but too much Mike is like too many pancakes, they start out great but you eventually want to toss them aside.

  • James Von Essen

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I have this movie.

  • Rob Cunning

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    @Jason if it’s too much mfm then don’t watch him I for one can’t get enough of mfm!

  • Patrick SkeezyMcgee Stetson

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    i saw that movie it was kinda good actually

  • Johnny L. de Alba

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I liked this status only because the title of the movie was just awesome.

  • Paweł Hnatyszyn

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    @Tony Romano – totally the same. I could watch these videos all the time.

  • Paweł Hnatyszyn

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    @Tony Romano – totally the same. I could watch these videos all the time.

  • Joshua Clark

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    that movie is so terrible it’s good. and i swear i’ve seen the female ninja somewhere before.

  • David Edward Lloyd-Jones

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Keep up the good work, Motherfucker!

  • Michael Czako

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I met the actress at SDCC 2010.

  • Adam Myslikovjan

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Damn this shit is awesome!

  • Aaron Graham

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I think I watched that on Netflix

  • Arkan Adler

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Robo Geisha, i loled.

  • Jordan Lottinville

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    that movie was awesome!

  • Chris Wingate

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    ran that movie in my livestream channel a few weeks ago.

  • Arkan Adler

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Never seen it, but c’mon: Robot and Geisha in the same sentence, sounds damn funny.

  • Michael Gabaldon

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I loved this movie, its on netflix instant lol, watched it drunk with friends

  • Dave Handelman

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Keep ‘em coming, Mike! Your reviews are GREAT!!

  • Ledjin Rivera

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    mother fucker i want that dirty pussy hahahahahahaha fucking funny line

  • Atropa Nightshade

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    just rented that movie a couple weeks ago, it was terrible lol. mike is awesome :)

  • Connor Flynn

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    that is the worst film i have ever seen

  • สงบ เบญจชัชวาล

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    just your review was make me laugh so hard, great job Mike!

  • David Adam Meredith

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    A steaming pile of goat vomit.

  • Clayton Cordova

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I think I have to watch this now.

  • David Adam Meredith

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    the aliens are not cool to look at…..

  • David Adam Meredith

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police where the only good movies this company has made. Don’t even bother with Helldriver, AWEFUL!

  • Kieron Rhys Lillo

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Robo geisha?! How have i not heard of this?!!!

  • Get Lo

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Have to rent it now

  • Adam Dunlap

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    true its actually pretty descent lol in a bad way lol

  • Adam Dunlap

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    true its actually pretty descent lol in a bad way lol

  • Thomas Hinkel

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    it rly has some cool choreographies

  • Angel Rosa

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    I have a huge dildo stuck in my ass

  • Cameron Murray

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Love this movie.

  • Venkman

    March 15, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    ur doing a great job of holding down the fort Mike….keep it up!………brother!

  • ChrisMauger

    March 15, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Is it just me or is Mike starting to look more and more like a vampire?

  • ljngamessuck

    March 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    muther fucking thursdays

  • DG_Synchroman

    March 15, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    where do you find this stuff… i noticed some actors saying fuck you were from the tokusatsu live action tv shows. that’s great

  • FiftyQuid

    March 15, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    This is the first movie you’ve reviewed that I actually want to watch after the review has been finished.  It looks great and your review puts it over the top for me.

    • Milk and Wookies

      March 16, 2012 at 2:26 am

      Agreed, cept’ for Ninja 3: The Domination actually looked like it had some sort of attractiveness. Shitty, but seemed worth the time.

  • mrsleep

    March 15, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Man in a rubber suit?
    A-fucking-men Mike. Film makers these days rely WAY too much on CG.
     
    I’m looknig at YOU George Lucas!

  • jvmh

    March 15, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    hahaha pretty ..pretty.. pretty good!

  • Sabino Velasquez

    March 15, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    “give me the fucking dirty pussy”best line in the history of everything. 

  • likalaruku

    March 15, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    If only there was a movie or game that combines ninjas, zombies, robots, & pirates….There was a Neverwinter Nights 1 DLC story that had HALF of it, but I wan’t ALL of it.

    • LordPindar

      March 15, 2012 at 10:23 pm

       @likalaruku And dinosaurs and Greek Gods!!!! And some porn elements with just a touch of the occult. Fuck jea!!!

  • Kon999

    March 15, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    … I just watched this a week ago… COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. >:O

  • CloverWing

    March 15, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    wow never heard of this one…looks hilarious. nice review!
     
    (geisha is pronounced ‘gay-sha’ though :p)

  • Uncle_Jemima

    March 15, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    haha, nice i downloaded that a week ago but haven’t watched it yet. Thanks for the review!

  • BAM2012

    March 15, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    “Give me the fucking dirty pussy”.

  • March 15, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    This movie looks fucking awesome, and I rarely say that after watching a review. I want it badly and MUST get it.

    • Milk and Wookies

      March 16, 2012 at 2:24 am

      hell ya dude, i agree. it does look f’n sweet.

  • BAM2012

    March 15, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    “Give me the fucking dirty pussy”.
     
    Thank you Mike, I now plan to track down a copy of this by any means necessary.  I think this plus Army of Darkness would make a great double feature night be it alone or with my friends!

  • toyman1982

    March 15, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! hahahahahaha! i love it!!

  • Eddie Colton

    March 15, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    I probably would have watched this movie if not for it being shot on shitteo. What happened to their budget? They couldn’t even afford filmlook? It looks terrible like this. Shame, because the effects and choreography look pretty good.

  • John Robles

    March 15, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Loved it. it’s one of those “it’s too bad it’s so fucking amusing to watch”

  • Clay Davis

    March 15, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    I’m loving these motherfucker mike updates

  • Yusuke

    March 15, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    Great review, but damn your pronunciation of Japanese words… it’s killing me inside.

  • MatthewEis

    March 15, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    That movie looks AWESOME! way better then Aliens vs predators

    • DavidPreston

      March 16, 2012 at 1:46 am

       @MatthewEis Everything is better with ninjas.

    • Milk and Wookies

      March 16, 2012 at 2:23 am

      ah god, that movied sucked asswipes

  • Thrashing Deth

    March 15, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    Ninjas, aliens, blood, gore, sex, humor, affects that look more authentic than CGI and ninjas saying fuck you and a dash of awesomeness. Dude, what more can a man ask for?

  • geemtz

    March 15, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    @Moloko_Vellocet ¡No mames, no mames, no mames! 0.0

  • djugel

    March 16, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Sweet…   somehow the effects are actually tasteful but low-fi looking,..
     
    reminds me of Slither too… 

  • ponair

    March 16, 2012 at 1:57 am

    this is on netflix insta watch…..check it out!

  • Milk and Wookies

    March 16, 2012 at 2:22 am

    Fuckan a’ right! rubber suits FTW. this movies looks fuckin tits. it has it all.

  • AppleCider

    March 16, 2012 at 2:43 am

    AWESOME!! I think I wanna see this haha

  • NormaNN

    March 16, 2012 at 2:59 am

    hahaha I’ve seen this one! Yeah it is entertaining and the ninja fights are pretty cool, but it’s also got it’s typical silly japanese humor and effects that makes it quite awkward. It’s funny that not all ninja and/or alien movies are all that serious. :P

  • Jason Fortune

    March 16, 2012 at 3:34 am

    Looks awesome! Keep up the good work, Mike!

  • Stephen Matthew Doner-Pond

    March 16, 2012 at 3:34 am

    This movie was awesome.

  • Atropa Nightshade

    March 16, 2012 at 3:34 am

    OOH OOH if you want some horrid movies to watch, my fave crappy kung fu movies are “crippled masters” and “chinese super ninja 2″. every time i have friends watch them they cant stop laughing, crippled masters is not P.C. at all, and yes, the 2 crippled men interlock and fight like some crazy crippled voltron.

  • AntoniPieterYahya

    March 16, 2012 at 4:50 am

    antoni jangan nakal, antoni jangan ngamuk, antoni jangan macem-macem, antoni jangan ngomong kotor, antoni jangan otaknya kotor dan antoni mama jangan melihat di komputer/laptop

    • metalcommand

      March 16, 2012 at 5:50 am

       @AntoniPieterYahya Oh, I see! Hm! Interesting! 

  • RyanSanders

    March 16, 2012 at 5:39 am

    aliens good, ninjas great, aliens fighting ninjas? fucking awesome!

  • Strazdas

    March 16, 2012 at 6:55 am

    Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl made me think “Japanese, when wierd does not begin to descripbe it”. especially the ending.
     
    Well you know we had Aliens And Cowboys, and this is Aliens and Ninjas.
     
    I hate rubber costumes for a single reason – thier full of humans. i want to see aliens, not a human with makeup. And if it takes a CGI to do it then so be it.

    • SsJVasto

      March 16, 2012 at 2:20 pm

       @Strazdas So if I understand what you’re saying, you prefer to see an actor fight like crap because the monster will be rendered afterwards via CG (because the actor is essentially fighting nothing in front of the camera).  No, I prefer costumes simply because the actors actually LOOK AT the monsters…  Jurrassic Park vs Jurrassic Park 3…  The T-Rex is a billion times more impressive simply because he’s there, right in their face.

      • Cyberxion

        March 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

         @SsJVasto Um…you do understand that motion-capture would allow the actor to fight another actor that they could later replace with a CGI monster, right? With the right choreography you can do a pretty convincing job, especially if the thing you’re fighting is essentially humanoid in figure as the aliens are in this flick. Not that I disagree with you. Practical effects are always more impressive to me, but CGI has its place as well and shouldn’t just be dismissed offhand like it always seems to be, especially around here. Hell, some of the modern movies that we all love wouldn’t be possible today without CGI, or would look a hell of a lot more like high-budget home-videos without it.

      • abrusszeno

        March 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm

         @Cyberxion LOL what modern movies that we all love? I don’t love any modern action movies. 
         
        Braveheart. Now there’s a movie that proves real life actors are better. 

      • Cyberxion

        March 16, 2012 at 8:13 pm

         @abrusszeno  Well, setting aside that I didn’t say shit about action movies, if you can’t think of one single movie that had large-scale battles in it that featured heavy CGI and that everyone dug the shit out of, then maybe you’re not qualified to put your two cents in here.

      • Cyberxion

        March 16, 2012 at 8:14 pm

         @abrusszeno Well, if you can’t think of one single movie that had large-scale battles in it that featured effective CGI and that everyone dug the shit out of just the same, then maybe you’re not qualified to put your two cents in here.

      • abrusszeno

        March 17, 2012 at 12:39 pm

         @Cyberxion You mentioned modern action movies with big CGI usage that we all love and I ask you to name some and you can’t. You fail. 
         
        Two great movies that effectively used CGI are T2 and True Lies. In T2 the T 1000′s wounds were CGI and in True Lies they used CGI and green screens very effectively. 
         
         

  • Daniel Bocker

    March 16, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Is this a PG 18 movie? I remember hearing somewhere that movies of this kind are broadcasted in mid daylight in Japan as entertainment

  • Lamar Drady

    March 16, 2012 at 7:17 am

    I need to find that movie! NOW

  • Brad_Respawn

    March 16, 2012 at 11:35 am

    This movie is AMAZING!! I was lucky enough to see it and Robo Geisha in theatres at the Toronto After Dark Film Festival here in Toronto Canada back in 2010…… They threw packs of gummy bears at the crowd before the movie….it was awesome!!!

  • BartX

    March 16, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Now I love me some b-films and other trash cinema. I never even heard of any of those movies you review. Which sorta makes it less fun to watch. 
    Because, yeah the movies are really bad. Cheesy acting, bad effects, stupid story, …
     
    Nothing wrong with that, but would love to see some better known cult films. Maybe even some good ones. Or movies that tried to be good, but failed.
    None of these movies I got the feeling “Hmm, that’s a movie I wanna see”
     
    Now the best part of the show is Motherfucker Mike himself, cuz he’s funny and has good screenpresence 
     
    Would love to see some reviews of (to name a few)
     
    Five Fingers of Death
    The Exterminator
    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    Lady Snowblood
    …. 
      :)

    • March 17, 2012 at 8:40 pm

        @BartXAwesome. I like to add the Lone Wolf and Cub (Shogun Assassin) films to that list.

  • BartX

    March 16, 2012 at 11:59 am

    no edit button?
     
    This ones looks cool though, unlike turkish star wars or something

  • Aleksi Ahoketo

    March 16, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    That movie was just supergrazysexycool! I rented it like 4 months ago and I just have to buy it now because of this reminder!!

  • NeopterixFrosti

    March 16, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    It needs a “G” between V and N…

  • mamastoast

    March 16, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Both you (mike) and james are way too biased and hateful towards CGI, which I personally find a bit offensive, knowing how much work goes into proper CG: it’s true that there is a lot of shit. But bullets is the way to use CG right? I love Alien as much as the nxt guy, but I honestly think guys in suits look awful most of the time, and you have no idea how much CG is used everywhere in almost every modern film. See that crowd in the bagground in some random film? prolly cg, see those buildings, that horizon? CG

    • abrusszeno

      March 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm

       @mamastoast A crowd that is rendered with CGI is lifeless. There’s no point except as a placeholder. CGI needs to derive from something real for it to work for me. 

    • ChristophStadelmann

      March 17, 2012 at 7:27 am

       @mamastoast 
      Thats the right way to use CGI. Streets and backgrounds, non interactive scenery. I must say that I am not a big fan of rubber suits myself, but its always so noticeable when actors makebelieve interact with CGI.
       
      Also CGI IS the easy way out. The reason why so many backgrounds are rendered in CGI is because its so much cheaper than shooting on location. Same goes for practical efects. Those tend to be expensive if done right and are more restrictive.

    • JustinMullis

      March 21, 2012 at 2:12 am

       @mamastoast Explain what you mean by “awful” when you say  “I honestly think guys in suits look awful most of the time.”

  • WilliamMunnyOutlaw

    March 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    CG can be done well, but the issue is if it flows and seems natural, which a lot of times it doesn’t

    • mamastoast

      March 16, 2012 at 1:44 pm

       @WilliamMunnyOutlaw Yes and no. I still hold that a lot of people just automatically hate on CG because it’s cg and have some delusion that it’s the “easy way out”. EVer since george lucas messed up the prequels people just hate CG overall, which annoys me. I agree that, fx the prequels were waaaay to focused on showing off tech and fancy stuff instead of telling a story. But on the other hand, CG let’s you do amazing stuff in your movie, and just because, say the monster, your your movie is CG, doesn’t lessen the value at all.

  • ValisHD

    March 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    give me the dirty F*&#en Pussy! gotta see this movie.

  • March 16, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Just downloaded the movie :D Although now I got to waste time hardcoding subtitles to watch on my ps3.

  • theinkbot

    March 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    I have this movie on dvd (feels weird to actually have seen one of these movies BEFORE you review it) and it’s a fun romp. But I think the ninja vs ninja fights are the strengths in this movie. The alien stuff is ok, but not really much more. I want to see these guys make a pure ninja flick. THat’d be awesome because they have real good choreography (as you said).

  • JamesMoser

    March 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Funny? That bitch is hot to trot!

  • Frameskipper

    March 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    I like the fact that the aliens aren’t cg.
    But they could have used a more colorfull skin-texture.
    This gray looks like an untextured gc model. It doesn’t really look like cg, but it makes you think about cg for a moment.
    Still looks worth checking it out. I gonna put it in my list.

  • Cyberxion

    March 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    For anyone looking to pick up a copy, you can buy one at the following link. They also have it on Blu-Ray. http://www.rightstuf.com/cgi-bin/catalogmgr/2zpfKuq9tdkhM8q3O3/browse/item/90068/4/0/0

  • James Lowrey

    March 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    I love ninjas and asian girls, I need to see this. One of them looks like Ryu Hayabusa xD

  • VI6Roku

    March 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Glad to know it’s not as over the top and stupid as Frank girl vs Vamp girl

  • UltimaWraith

    March 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    M-Rated Power Rangers?

    • DanielSchiavone

      March 16, 2012 at 9:38 pm

       @UltimaWraith No… (smacks with newspaper) Bad commenter. This is japan. This would be M-rated Super Sentai!

  • misterprickly

    March 16, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    How much ACID were you on when you reviewed this?
     
    The alien looks like something you’d see at a child’s Halloween party and the fight scenes are a fuck’n joke!
     
    The worst was the “head-hat” that the guy in the alien suit wears; it’s so piss poor.
    You can sooo tell that the guy’s looking through holes in the neck as opposed to a camera in the alien’s eye and a small monitor in front of the actors face.
     
    It worked for Big Bird!

  • Fizban

    March 16, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Must get high and watch this movie….

  • schloss_ritter

    March 17, 2012 at 12:57 am

    I like the Alien homage when the sword comes out of the alien’s mouth making you expect a second mouth.

  • March 17, 2012 at 1:59 am

    CGI looks fake? Nothing could look faker than those cheap rubber alien costumes. I lived in Japan – they sell that shit to the general public at all Don Quixote department stores. 25 bucks a suit, tops.

    • March 18, 2012 at 11:53 am

       @crankycarrot Definitely agree with that, practical effects are always more realistic I think.

    • JustinMullis

      March 21, 2012 at 2:10 am

       @crankycarrot The very fact that CGI is nothing more then an animated series of images rendered on a computer as oppose to an actual suit which exists in three dimensions will always make it more fake looking then a suit. With CGI there is nothing really there, its just trick photography. With suits or stop-motion or animatronics you have an actual prop which exists in physical space. That’s the difference.      

  • wolfdribble

    March 17, 2012 at 7:35 am

    i’m there with you mike, i like seeing something physical on screen compared CG effects.

  • wolfdribble

    March 17, 2012 at 7:36 am

    i loved Robo Geisha so no doubt i need to see this movie.

    • FibonacciZombi

      March 17, 2012 at 8:01 am

       @wolfdribble Yea I saw this movie with my brother, and the action sequences/whole movie were really awesome.  I have yet to see Robo Geisha, or Tokyo Gore Police.  Have always noticed them on netflix, but didn’t want the heart break of seeing a bad movie in that genre, have seen too many of them.  To hear that these might be different, is awesome.
       

  • SonicUnderground316

    March 17, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Actualy, it’s been a while since i watch Tokyo gore police and Machine girl but to my recolection, the blood was real (I mean material fake blood, not CG blood) Only Robogeisha have those “bad CGI blood effect”.  I also prefer the  non- CGI monster . Btw, nice review

    • thelveres

      March 18, 2012 at 1:32 am

       @SonicUnderground316 

    • thelveres

      March 18, 2012 at 1:33 am

       @SonicUnderground316 You should also check out the more recent “Hell driver” from the creator of tokyo gore police.

  • March 17, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    I just watched this movie last night and it’s a lot of fun.
     
    There’s still quite a bit of CG in it but they use it effectively. Similar to Robogeisha, it’s more of a cut-and-paste “Photoshop clipart” CGI instead of rendered polygons from a 3d program. It looks really fake but it’s intentionally fake and gives it a unique visual quality.
     
    Mix that some really good cheesy practical special effects and some kick ass fights scenes and you have a really enjoyable movie. Good stuff!!

  • Dradeeus

    March 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    I’m pretty sure the gore from the other movies are supposed to be intentionally stylized. Complaining about it is like complaining that the movie Sin City looks fake.Both other than that, great review, I absolutely loved the fight scenes. Also, the ninjas looked really awesome.

  • TasosSaroglou

    March 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    The most hillarious thing about this though is that they released it on blue ray! HEY did you guys notice that the ninja on the begining looks like ryu hayabusa from gaiden? A mix with aliens from giger combined with ninja gaiden!

    • UltimaWraith

      March 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm

       @TasosSaroglou Squatting Hayabusa, Partially Obscured Xenomorph

  • March 17, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    :D and I thought Versus was brutal and hilarious

  • jrhall3

    March 18, 2012 at 3:00 am

    Hey Mike, have you ever seen the movie “FrankenHooker”?  It was directed by Frank Henenlotter, and as you can tell from the title, it was fucking ridiculous.  I found it one day in the pawn shop years ago when I was still in high school, and I knew I had to buy it.  Anyway, I think you should watch it if you haven’t.
     

  • Atropa Nightshade

    March 18, 2012 at 3:51 am

    love mikes reveiws, hes cute as hell.

  • cassmi

    March 18, 2012 at 5:07 am

    Robo “Geesha”? Seriously? :D More like “gaysha” Great review though! “Give me the dirty pussy” :P

  • MartinEkdahl

    March 18, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Seems like a nice Sunday pic. The bodysnatchers-Goa’uld-Lovecraftian kind of monsters, steering their human puppets, has become somewhat cliché in sci-fi movies, but I like the theme. Nice to see a lot of blood and action done well. Thats my cup o’ tea!

  • newmadhatter

    March 18, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I agree, less CGI is always better :) I love how you rate a movie based on the fact that they are crappy B movies, and you look for features that would be appealing to others that like B film. 

    • JoshSilvis

      March 24, 2012 at 2:16 am

       @newmadhatter I sure as hell appreciate a good SFX master like Savini, Harryhausen and others. It’s a real art and they do amazing work. Good ole fashion stop motion, trick angles, miniatures, all that should never be replaced. That being said, CGI has a very well deserved spot in film. It really depends on the movie. I appreciate good CGI also. I mean image Spiderman 3 with no CGI. Or Avatar (although that’s a good film, I think it’s overatted). Both are useful in the industry and as long as there’s a balance between CGI and old fashioned, skilled SFX artists, they both are great.

  • FloridaBoy

    March 19, 2012 at 1:22 am

    Angry Video Game Nerd should host Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios !!!  Watch my video and sign the petition !!!
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3s2s4OrU0
     

    • Trojan_Reggae

      March 19, 2012 at 11:11 am

       @FloridaBoy ScreamFest Orlando is far better than Yawnoween Horror Night. 321 Central Florida FTW!

  • GT5_

    March 19, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    I enjoy MM’s movie reviews just because they are kinda balanced and doesn’t keep on going with the same thing OVER and over again.
    Great work :)

  • Jay Sota

    March 19, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be ALIENS in upcoming reboot film. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Swow_tittybang

    March 24, 2012 at 4:21 am

    speaking of penetrating pussyyyyyy…. Mike are you single? hahaha
     

    • masterfatcat

      March 26, 2012 at 6:13 pm

       @Swow_tittybang I bet you feel cool about that

      • Swow_tittybang

        March 26, 2012 at 6:58 pm

         @masterfatcat I always feel cool

  • Erwinator

    April 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    @Mike Have you already seen Helldriver and Horny House of Horror? :P

  • Arcanexanth

    April 20, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Did anyone mention how Machine Girl and RoboGeisha are done by Noboru Iguchi and Alien vs Ninja is done by Seiji Chiba. That’s why they’re so different, they aren’t done by the same people.

  • chrander

    May 31, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Dear Mike,
    Please do not say ‘Pussy’ ever again. It is the single most awkward word for you to say. Not everyone. Just you. here are a list of alternatives for you to use:

    -Pole Hole
    -Beef Curtains
    -Hatchet Wound
    -Vertical Smile
    -Baby Spout

    and many more.

    Thanks.

  • jsg1266

    September 5, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    i’ve actually seen this movie, at this point its been at least a good year or two since I last saw it. I’ve also seen Machine Girl, but I’ve never been much into the whole blood-and-guts things. Although, I must admit RoboGeisha, just by the mere title, sounds really interesting. I am a big fan of ninja movies which is why I ended up seeing Alien vs. Ninja in the first place. I agree with Mike that the choreography was good and I too prefer having a guy in a rubber costume than some cheesy CGI character. overall I think the movie was a fun movie to watch, and a fun movie for anyone who likes aliens, ninjas, gore, or all the above.

  • stoney_1

    September 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Holy shit Mike, that was soo fuckin funny!!!!!

  • Didüd

    October 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    must see this movie ^^

  • January 1, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    those perverted Asians have all the great ideas, lol.

  • DMM_poo

    January 2, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    That looks amazing. lol

  • DMM_poo

    January 2, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    You motherfucker. Give me the dirty pussy.

  • Spirit31

    January 4, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    this looks hilarious. i love The Machine Girl so ill have to check this one out

  • karel1

    June 12, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Great review Mike!

  • nammm3

    April 10, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    That ninja chick was cute :-X Lol, nice review Mike, those alien suits did look good and you’re right about wishing they would’ve had more variety to their alien suits.

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