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March 8, 2012 at 1:48 am
You guys need to find the game “Who Would Win.” It’s basically what you’re doing right now, but it puts the two into a situation and you have to decide who would win. It also has a scoring system, I believe, and a few other rules. It would be amazing to see you two play that for a video.
March 8, 2012 at 2:03 am
Bob Barker vs. R.O.B.
March 8, 2012 at 2:06 am
Andy Griffith vs. Godzilla
March 8, 2012 at 2:52 am
lol!!!! @aarronrubio22
March 8, 2012 at 2:26 am
“suck this guy, suck that guy” rofl wow. I’d actually like to see some of these in a crappy cartoon or something it would be funny as hell XD
March 8, 2012 at 2:27 am
Shredder versus Edward Scissorhands
Spongebob Squarepants versus Lion-O
March 8, 2012 at 2:33 am
mike’s story actually seems believable
March 8, 2012 at 2:38 am
Heath Ledger’s Joker vs Kefka from FF3.
March 8, 2012 at 2:51 am
Mike’s laugh is fucking contagious, it cracks me up.
March 8, 2012 at 2:51 am
Barney Fife vs. Metal Gear REX
March 8, 2012 at 3:03 am
Leprechaun vs zeus from NO HOLDS BARRED and the WWF bitches
March 8, 2012 at 3:03 am
I always suspected Megatron was part Native American
March 8, 2012 at 3:05 am
The Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Mark from Classic Game Room.
James vs. Anna Kournikova (spelling?)
Gilbert Grape vs. Forest Gump
Grandpa Smurf vs. Keebler Elf vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop
Ryu vs. Shaq
Billy Ray Cyrus vs. The Tick
Bill Hicks vs. Bill O’Rielly
I have a million of them! Anyone want to see any of these?
March 8, 2012 at 3:09 am
Simon Belmont as he was portrayed in Captain N vs Launchpad McQuack.
March 8, 2012 at 3:10 am
@Lily C Ripcord would win in a fight.
March 8, 2012 at 3:49 am
@Lily C No No, they have to be different characters to fight. :-P
March 8, 2012 at 3:22 am
these are the funnest new series. cant wait for more.
March 8, 2012 at 3:31 am
LMFAO!!!
March 8, 2012 at 3:33 am
Tinkerbell vs Ron Jeremy…
March 8, 2012 at 3:33 am
ROFL @ the second one!!
March 8, 2012 at 3:37 am
James vs Mike. Mike wins in drawing. James wins in movie making. But who wins in a battle of smart ass comments?
March 8, 2012 at 3:41 am
James missed Jack saying “Chief…”
March 8, 2012 at 3:50 am
That was funny as hell omg lol good stuff yo like rlly can’t wait to see more oh and how about mario vs go go gadget lol that be funny (follow the glow) lmao also a funny review that DVD review had me dying on the floor lmfao k take care y’all
March 8, 2012 at 4:07 am
holy shit the chief Vs Unicron had me in tears
March 8, 2012 at 4:20 am
whats the song in the begining
March 8, 2012 at 4:25 am
@djblazekin im wondering the same question
March 8, 2012 at 4:21 am
I got one. Louis Tully from Ghostbusters vs. Damien from The Omen
March 8, 2012 at 4:25 am
i got one michael myers vs pippy longstocking
March 8, 2012 at 4:31 am
switchfoot meant to live is the song
March 8, 2012 at 4:36 am
@DaveRipley thank u soooo much
March 8, 2012 at 4:37 am
@thizzlers559 No Bother
March 8, 2012 at 5:13 am
Tony the Tiger vs Count Chocula.
I’d love to see a Super Smash Bros game with all the old cereal mascots from the 80s and 90s.
March 8, 2012 at 5:19 am
You guys are ridiculous. I do this same thing with my friends. Brilliant. very funny.
March 8, 2012 at 5:34 am
Stephen Hawking vs. Ray Charles, curious to see how they go about it.
March 8, 2012 at 5:42 am
I about shit myself when he did his Bob impression.
March 8, 2012 at 6:06 am
Mr.Bucket vs Guinan
March 8, 2012 at 7:04 am
first off, what’s the music.
also, this is really good.
Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
March 8, 2012 at 7:21 am
Harry Warden vs. Godzilla
March 8, 2012 at 7:30 am
Are you high when making this show?
March 8, 2012 at 8:05 am
Laurel & Hardy VS. Abbott & Costello
March 8, 2012 at 8:05 am
cheif vs unicron, i would have gone with a psychotic episode now that he’s off his meds, but galvatron works too
March 8, 2012 at 8:20 am
I love Mike’s insane laugh. lol. That shit’s infectious.
March 8, 2012 at 8:26 am
@timeawesomemaker The fuck? How does one have the ability to make their typed words travel off the screen like you did?
March 8, 2012 at 8:43 am
@creecreehoneybee @timeawesomemaker Magic!
March 8, 2012 at 8:46 am
very funny stuff!
March 8, 2012 at 9:10 am
Who Vs Who?
March 8, 2012 at 9:12 am
That makes no sense whatsoever, Mike. If the gas is poisonous, it will deterorate their health, probabaly make their blood tainted, and people won’t just be lying on the streets forever. They’ll either get better, get worse and die, or die from starvation or something.
March 8, 2012 at 9:36 am
Mike has the best laugh ever!
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
Better than
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
Renfield!
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
this new?
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
Booooorrrb
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
lol i cracked up on the cheif part
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
The Chief would win against unicron.
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
Meh. C’mon guys!
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
silent house is a bullshit
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
Funny as hell!
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
Commenting
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) vs. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
these are great guys. looks like from the same session. why must you hold back the goods!? lol
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
cant wait for more of these. have me laughing my ass off everytime. keep these up.
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
That’s some good old fashioned ” do it yourself fun” being done there good job.
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
whats this have to do with avgn
March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
This was epic!! Please do more.
March 8, 2012 at 9:48 am
I’ve got one. Bob from Fight Club vs. Ivan Drago.
March 8, 2012 at 9:54 am
If Unicron is going to fight anyone, it should be Mogo, Oa, or Ego. I think Mogo would be intresting because you could have a story about Unicron finally running out of power so he tries to obtain the power of Fear and become the biggest Yellow Lantern in existence. Mogo batles him with his green energy, but Unicron’s yellow body would be too much for the planet who would destroy him.
Throw Galactus in the mix and it gets even better. Can Galactus abosrb energy from a living planet? Would it be easier to more difficult to absorb that energy if he can? Would he just suck all the energy out of Unicron leaving him a lifeless shell? The world may never know…
March 11, 2012 at 6:53 am
@Firewall_Philip_Hanan Far too serious for this kind of silliness. For the spirit of this, for instance, pit Unicron against the roach that lives in the twinkie in Wall-E, or perhaps The Elements of Harmony.
March 8, 2012 at 10:13 am
My god this is so funny. Remember, you are my number one! And I!
yes sir.
March 8, 2012 at 10:16 am
Here are some more unlikely Vs Battes:
Green Giant Vs Gozilla
King Kong Vs Marshmallow Man (Because we all know Godzilla would melt him)
Transformers Vs Phalanx
Survivor Castaways Vs Gilligan’s Island
Roger Rabiit Vs Yakko Warner
Freddy Vs Edward Scissorhands (Freddy Vs Eddy, get it?)
Joe Pesci Vs Gilbert Godfried
Danny Devito Vs Vern Troyer
Rainman Vs Forest Gump
Short Circuit Vs R.O.B. the Robot
2 Stupid Dogs Vs Duck Hunt Ducks
Man-Thing Vs Swamp Thing
Bill Murray Vs Jeff Daniels
Old Gregg Vs Ru Paul
Andy Griffith Vs Mike Meyers (of Halloween)
Annoying Orange Vs Tomato From VeggieTales
Fred Vs Pee-Wee Herman
ED-209 Vs Metal Gear Rex
Rambo Vs Metal Gear (From MGS3)
Lawn Mower Man Vs The Matrix
The Belmonts Vs Devo
Chuck Norris Vs Vamp
Mrs. Doubtfire Vs Tootsie
Fred Flintstone Vs John Cena
Wolfman Vs Sabretooth
Gumby Vs Plasticman
Cringer Vs Garfield
Kevin Levin Vs T-1000Peter Griffin Vs Chris Farley
Breakfast Club Vs Fight Club (Yes, the mot Unlikely Battle in History!!!)
March 8, 2012 at 12:10 pm
@Firewall_Philip_Hanan lol rambo would pwn the shagohad
March 10, 2012 at 11:57 pm
@Firewall_Philip_Hanan you are a wack job, aren’t you?
March 8, 2012 at 10:36 am
i hope there is a number 3!:)
March 8, 2012 at 10:59 am
Mike came out with some crazy shit right there, he basically fucked james because you can’t relate those two charachters easily, but james somehow related them in a similarly crazy way xD
March 8, 2012 at 11:03 am
I don’t know if I’m laughing at what you guys are saying or if I’m just laughing at you guys laughing… either way it’s infectious.
March 8, 2012 at 11:08 am
Mr. Spock vs. The Giant Claw
Batman vs. Pee Wee Herman
Jason Voorhees vs. Buzz Lightyear
March 8, 2012 at 7:43 pm
@MaxMarriott The giant claw ?
March 8, 2012 at 11:31 am
Test
March 8, 2012 at 11:33 am
Forum for AVGN fans: http://plainboards.com/!AVGN/
March 8, 2012 at 11:34 am
Would be pretty epic if Fred Fuchs was in the next one. Fred Fuchs vs The douche from Plumbers don’t wear ties or something.
March 8, 2012 at 11:43 am
@TheMightyOne Greatest name ever, I’m going to name my first born after Mr. Fuchs
March 8, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Barach Obama VS Rambo
Michael Myers VS Ghostface
Pinhead VS Chucky
Letherface VS Lepracaun
Jason VS Superman
Frddy VS Woolfman and the Frankensein monster Force
Hanibal VS Batman
The Hedless horseman VS the Hedded horseman
Chuck Noris VS all of the above COMBINED!!!!!
March 8, 2012 at 12:17 pm
So that’s why they are laughing so loud:http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/cocaineb.jpg/
March 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm
@MR_BUSTER This is so poorly made that it’s awesome.
March 8, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Carebears vs Power Rangers
March 8, 2012 at 1:24 pm
I would actually want to see the battle of the henchmen movie. Since they are in a chemical plant, MANY things could go wrong and maybe they could mutate bizarrely like in Gremlins 2.
March 9, 2012 at 12:24 am
i was thinking about gremlins 2 as well with that injection that allowed the gremlin to go out into the light
March 8, 2012 at 1:33 pm
WTF it happened again!
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March 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm
best show ever next to Firefly
March 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm
thanks for reminding me!
March 8, 2012 at 1:51 pm
……I don’t know who Renfeild or Bob is. and if the people of London were poisoned, wouldn’t there blood be contaminated? besides, one single vampire can’t drink all the blood from multiple bodies in one night, he would get totally full and bloated aaaand I’m looking way too into this aren’t I? it’s just supposed to be a joke. ok, I’ll stop now.
March 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm
@Marvipe So what you are saying is you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon’s light and you drink….wine?
March 8, 2012 at 7:43 pm
@Marvipe You’ve never watched the 1989 Batman ? You’ve never watched Dracula ?
March 8, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Let’s say Bob from Batman won that fight. Next I wanna see Bob versus the Bob from Twin Peaks!
March 8, 2012 at 1:59 pm
WALL-E vs. Iñigo Montoya
March 8, 2012 at 1:59 pm
But the blood would be poisoned?
March 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm
This is like the best commercial for pot I’ve ever seen.
March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm
wooooow these are sooo funny … i love this bit
you guys need to make ALOT more of these it ROCKS!!!
March 8, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Corey Feldman vs. Solar Flare.
March 8, 2012 at 3:38 pm
what about batman vs. the giant claw. there`s a movie i wanna see.
March 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Quint (Jaws) vs Owen’s Mama (Throw Mama from the Train)
March 8, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Alfred (from Batman) Vs. Nell (from Gimme a Break.)
March 8, 2012 at 6:36 pm
I know this is totally out of context, but I laughed so hard when Mike said “…then just goes around and… sucks this guy, sucks that guy, sucks the other one…” XD
March 8, 2012 at 7:30 pm
@smradio I totally thought that too
March 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm
Mr. Duke (from Fear and Loathing) vs. Mr. Brown (from Reservoir Dogs)
March 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm
Mr. Duke (from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) vs. Mr. Brown (from Reservoir Dogs)
March 8, 2012 at 7:48 pm
what about Napoleon Dynamite vs. Howard the duck
March 8, 2012 at 8:28 pm
The Joker is going to shoot him ? Of course not, he’s BOB for christ’s sake ! The only way he could kill him would be by intensely masturbating his shoulder while breathing very loudly !
March 8, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Madea Vs. Godzilla
March 8, 2012 at 8:56 pm
venom from spider-man vs chip from transformers
March 11, 2012 at 6:56 am
@BaldFrenchGuy For a second there I thought you were talking about the Rescue Ranger.
March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm
should do Ethel Merman’s character from It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World vs Rorschach from Watchmen
March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm
Who is that guy with the Yuengling hat. I haven’t seen that guy in forever
… jk. Best of luck james with your current movie.
March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm
PVP: Popeye vs. Predator
March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm
I got a couple of good ones you can do in future videos1. Predator vs. ET 2. K vs. Jar Jar Binks 3. Stay Puft Mashmallow Man vs. Pillsbury Boy 4. Jason Voorhees vs. Sheldon Cooper 5. Optimus Prime vs. Gremlins 6. Beetlejuice vs. Marry Poppins 7. Ewoks vs. The Jetsons
March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm
I tried fixing it up so you can see it better. Unfortunately it didn’t quite work I hope you enjoy some of my ideas.
March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm
LOLZ!