Cinemassacre Mailbag #1

Mike / March 2nd, 2012

Comments

  • SleazyPxFCx

    March 2, 2012 at 1:03 am

    First

  • tuggy24g

    March 2, 2012 at 1:05 am

    second

  • david24745

    March 2, 2012 at 1:09 am

    third

  • March 2, 2012 at 1:12 am

    YAY!

  • MRCAB

    March 2, 2012 at 1:19 am

    I don’t know what the gays would like to see from you either. LOL

  • MRCAB

    March 2, 2012 at 1:23 am

    Funny how the light changes.

  • Doogrisa

    March 2, 2012 at 1:30 am

    There are 3 mailbag episodes on Screwattack.com. Just in case some people dont know that yet.

  • RobertPitre

    March 2, 2012 at 1:30 am

    8th, does that count?

  • Doogrisa

    March 2, 2012 at 1:33 am

    There are 3 mailbag episodes on screwattack.com. Just in case if some people dont know that yet.

  • timthreethreethree

    March 2, 2012 at 1:38 am

    I can’t believe anybody thinks the AVGN videos need more sex appeal. My girlfriend has already had to ban herself from watching them because James is too sexy.

  • kuksoolwon

    March 2, 2012 at 1:53 am

    I thought James was suppose to do this every Monday?I check out Screwattack every Monday and only Episode 3 is up.I know hes doing the movie.But Screwattack said every Monday
     

    • Doogrisa

      March 2, 2012 at 2:07 am

      @kuksoolwon screwattack advantage members get the video a week early. they pay a small monthly fee. I think its like 5 dollars.

    • JeramieKruger

      March 2, 2012 at 3:25 am

       @kuksoolwon  They are also once a month, IIRC

  • johnniez

    March 2, 2012 at 3:15 am

    No, please don’t ever stop the Nerd episodes, James!

  • johnniez

    March 2, 2012 at 3:19 am

    In fact, make as many Nerd episodes as your spare time permits. The real fans like me that hark all the way back to the Simon’s Quest review stay true and can’t get enough, with skit or even without it if you don’t have enough time.

  • JeramieKruger

    March 2, 2012 at 3:25 am

    Damn It… I thought this was a spin off of the Screw Attack series. Something James could do easily while making the movie… Instead… It’s just the same video.
     
    I R Sad Panda.

  • skapunx

    March 2, 2012 at 3:35 am

    that email was hilarious and hopefully fake… hope all is going well with the movie!

  • PH4LLU5T1NE

    March 2, 2012 at 3:38 am

    as much as i will miss avgn, board james and YKWBS I really hope you get a nice film career  started with this movie :)

  • PH4LLU5T1NE

    March 2, 2012 at 3:40 am

    yeahhh i can finally watch this one, screwattack always lags out for me.

  • AppleCider

    March 2, 2012 at 3:59 am

    Great as always, and I am glad to be able to see you on a regular basis, although you are so busy. Yeah you inspire me alot too.

  • IanFisch

    March 2, 2012 at 6:42 am

    I’ve been rewatching all your old AVGN episodes.  I’m reminded how much I prefer your reviews to Nostalgia Critic and his ilk. 
     
    For me, it’s not necessarily the game reviews, but the way you analyze things that I can relate to in an insightful and amusing way.    I get as much enjoyment from your chronologically confused zelda video as I do from your castlevania review.  
     
     

  • Snuffmonkey

    March 2, 2012 at 7:09 am

    James got trolled hard :D

  • DieKloete

    March 2, 2012 at 7:33 am

    im loling so hard

  • lfgubrs

    March 2, 2012 at 8:16 am

    Never give up the nerd episodes James! Also love the cap

  • shintokamikaze

    March 2, 2012 at 8:20 am

    lol james says mail bag, and makes it sound dirty

  • deidara1

    March 2, 2012 at 8:30 am

    What’s with that one picture on your wall that looks to me like some kind of face with pitch black holes for eyes and mouth?It looks fucking creepy.
    Anyway,i think the video was great and i look foward to this.Also,never seen a blog-like video filmed and looking this good.

    • sneakyjeep

      March 2, 2012 at 9:23 am

       @deidara1 its the clown from the movie “the devils rejects”. looks like it anyway

    • MenyKU

      March 5, 2012 at 11:21 am

       @deidara1 I’m wondering more about that thing with gold on it to the left.

  • I Jam Legend

    March 2, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Your humour slightly reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob, if they made an appearance in your movie, it would be the best thing ever!
    I can imagine you being really angry at something and a 2 second clip of Jay saying “Man, what’s that guys problem?” and Silent Bob just shrugging xD

  • I Jam Legend

    March 2, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Your humour slightly reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob, if they made an appearance in your movie, it would be the best thing ever!
    I can imagine you being really angry at something and a 2 second clip of Jay saying “Man, what’s that guys problem?” and Silent Bob just shrugging xD
     

  • kane117

    March 2, 2012 at 9:14 am

    I could’ve sworn that he already posted this video. Anyway, I think I have the same speakers as he does.

    • Warrax

      March 2, 2012 at 2:06 pm

       @kane117 Ya he did a couple of months ago.

  • Psykhophear

    March 2, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Wow! The second funny email is so retarded. Whether if it’s a joke or not, I can’t believe somebody would write that kinda crap. Just pray that James won’t listen to that douche’s advice.
     
     

  • NoisyPanther

    March 2, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I wonder if Mrs. Nerd has seen the sex email.

  • HansJohansson

    March 2, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Hmmm I see that u missed to blur the name out in the bottom of the 2nd “nice” letter (invite blablabla to chat, it says) just for future reference.
    Great short! :)

  • DaveMcGrath

    March 2, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I am not gay… But you should go shirtless and cover yourself in glitter, talk dirty, wank off to a robot, and grow a cheeto duster! BUT IM NOT GAY!
     
    lolz Suuuuuuuuuuurrrrrre your not…

    • lamanchanoctambula

      March 2, 2012 at 11:55 am

       @DaveMcGrath All the stuff on the mail sounds like the kind of shit Spoony or The Critic would pull off…

  • DievilProdoJonasEriksson

    March 2, 2012 at 11:42 am

    would be fun to see 13 years old girls screaming AVGN do me James haha

  • Tommykreuk

    March 2, 2012 at 11:51 am

    :o
     

  • lamanchanoctambula

    March 2, 2012 at 11:54 am

    My ex was all over James from the beggining and most of her friends agree he is a very handsome man.

  • sionibob

    March 2, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Nerd u need to do a review about the streets of rage series on how many times sega have let there fans down and not giving us the goods, so one guy under the name Bomber games spent 8 years creating AN amazing remake of all 3 combined, purely coz sega are lazy bunch of muppets and u know what they did, they close the site and was gonna try and sue him. you can play this game but the only way is from torrent sites honestly i would have paid money for it, its that good.
    I love sega but they take the piss sometimes ud think they would have people working for them who knows a little about what gamers actually want so far ive heard of 4 cancelled sor4 projects and no conformations. yet they will release the the original games on the xbox and ipod.  No wonder they went bust!
    thanks and good luck with your movie 
     

  • JoeMuise

    March 2, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    I’m tired of the Silent House ad!! I’d rather watch a 30 second clip of Dr. Jekyll game play.

  • Lolkimbo

    March 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Live as a windrammer. As you fuck.

  • SebastianCarlsson

    March 2, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    When are we going to see more battles with the nostalgia critic? Those crossovers really kick ass :)

  • WskOsc

    March 2, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Great vid that has some good insight into how you think and view different aspects of your work and the fans. Loved it. One thing I couldn’t help notice when I was watching was the great things up on the wall – like the picture of Winston Zeddemore and the certificate and the one below it (which I admittedly can’t identify) and I’m genuinely curious about what they are, it’d be great to see more of those kinds of things too.

  • Jimmothy

    March 2, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    good luck james

  • JAMorisi

    March 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Hey James, I’ve watched you episodes for the past 2-3 years. I’ve seen them all multiple times. I’m not a film maker, or a story writer… I used to want to be a screenwriter, but it just isn’t what I’m good at. However, I’m a musician and a songwriter, something I’ve been doing my whole life, and I don’t know how it really relates to you, but you’ve inspired me to keep going and doing it on my own. 
    I guess, kind of how reading a good book could inspire you to make/do something great, even though you’re not writing anything… or like watching a good movie, then make a change in your life. You’ve inspired me to be independent, that you can make it on your own if you just move forward and don’t let yourself fall into a slump. I’ve been moving forward constantly.
    So what I’m trying to say is thanks.
     
    Good luck with everything, I can’t wait for the movie… I really hope it’s in a theatre near me. 

  • Dalek6450

    March 2, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Arrhh. My love of Cinemassacre and AVGN are battling my hatred of Macs.

    • AustinHoffere

      March 2, 2012 at 6:17 pm

       @Dalek6450 f u macs r awesome

      • Messmon

        March 2, 2012 at 7:12 pm

         @AustinHoffere Hard to take you seriously when you type that poorly.

      • AustinHoffere

        March 2, 2012 at 8:10 pm

        @Messmon @AustinHoffere Fine is this better you fucking piece of grammar nazi shit

      • KevinKruk

        March 2, 2012 at 8:21 pm

         That really wasn’t even all that bad for what it was. Lazy perhaps, but a fuckton better than some comments i’ve seen. f u? you understand that yes? r is pretty self explanitory. And look at that, he even spelled awesome correct.
         
        Let’s take a second to think about if it’s really worth the criticism next time, shall we?

      • Messmon

        March 2, 2012 at 8:25 pm

         @KevinKruk @AustinHoffere I was trying to help, really. It’s impossible to stay objective when reading something that’s poorly written. Freaking take a chill pill. Or a chill strip.I wasn’t being hypercritical or dickish at all.

      • Zaibatsu

        March 2, 2012 at 11:39 pm

         @AustinHoffere Richard Stallman called Steve Jobs “the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom”. I’m not a Linux fanboy, but I totally agree with that, Windows and Android is the way to go for smart computer users who know what they’re paying for.

      • Dalek6450

        March 4, 2012 at 8:00 pm

         @AustinHoffere 
        Why are they awesome, then?

    • AmazingDrT

      March 2, 2012 at 7:29 pm

       @Dalek6450 A Mac can run Windows too, so it does everything your PC does and more. Hating Macs just to be “cool” is totally irrational.

      • jw12321

        March 2, 2012 at 7:55 pm

         @AmazingDrT Almost any PC can run OS X..look up “hackintosh” 

      • xugiua

        March 2, 2012 at 8:44 pm

         @AmazingDrT I need to know what this “and more” is.

      • Dalek6450

        March 3, 2012 at 1:21 am

         @AmazingDrT Then what is the point of buying a Mac when they are worse value?

    • McShitt

      March 3, 2012 at 1:45 am

       @Dalek6450 really you watched this and that’s what you saw a mac your lame but right macs suck ass

    • McShitt

      March 3, 2012 at 1:47 am

       @Dalek6450  really you watched this and that’s what you saw a mac you u suck but you have a valid point macs suck

  • Tyler Tizard

    March 2, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Yes James, have sex with Rob the Robot while looking at a picture of princess Peach!!!

  • SarahBelawski

    March 2, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    as a queer I can assure you James is already giving us what we want.
     

  • contradude

    March 2, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Hi James, I always really liked AVGN but now you are getting way to caught up in your popularity. Reading out emails about how people like your stuff is not the way to go. AVGN was so great because it was believable, that is totally gone now. Whenever I see new AVGN I just know how written and fake it is, which I find a shame…..

    • KevinKruk

      March 2, 2012 at 7:50 pm

       @contradude ….so then you’re not aware that they’re all scripted then.

    • ChristopherRice

      March 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm

       @contradude Caught up in popularity? For reading emails and being honest about them? It’s always been an act, ofcourse James isn’t some raving lunatic.

    • iggy248

      March 2, 2012 at 9:00 pm

       @contradude can’t i dislike? i have my issues with avgn but seriously?

    • Omegaruin

      March 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm

       @contradude Your comment made no fucking sense

    • Omegaruin

      March 3, 2012 at 2:11 pm

       @contradude He has said countless times he is a film maker first not an actor so if you want convincing dialogue go somewhere else, thats what they call “acting”. Either you don’t pay attention or are not a true fan.

    • MessiahRp

      March 3, 2012 at 6:05 pm

       @contradude  Seriously what a dumbshit comment.

      • contradude

        March 4, 2012 at 3:58 pm

         @MessiahRp Hey Im a huge avgn fan but im just making a serious argument. I think that talking about your character all the time and acknoledging (how do you speel that) the fact that you are just playing a character, takes away some of the myth about the character….. Not trolling, just raising an issue I have with this….

    • contradude

      March 4, 2012 at 3:52 pm

       @Omegaruin  @contradude You are so missing the point of my argument here…..

  • Sonix11

    March 2, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    hey make a video about a nes game called  tr  vs Robocop  or make a video about cod waw zombies. also blackops zombies.
     

  • fckugoogl

    March 2, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Well theres only one way to find out, get topless and all glittery and a nice handle bar mustache, would love to see that :D

  • EricVoorhees

    March 2, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Sex it up James! :D

    • Bazuuka

      March 2, 2012 at 10:09 pm

       @EricVoorhees Yeah go for it dude!… It’ll be hilarious! :D

  • muckspreadmadness

    March 2, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Wow, I think the “sexy adviser” is trying to help you find something to fall back on incase your carrier goes south.   
     

  • muckspreadmadness

    March 2, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Wow, the “sex adviser’ is trying to help you with your career in film- by going to porn. …epic fail

  • ChrisLong1

    March 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    I think AVGN The Movie Part 2 should be the nerd hunting down the Swordquest treasure

  • gamez

    March 2, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Just curious why comments are disabled on the mrs.nerd cooking blog. First time I’ve seen that. Interesting……

    • J.R. Blake

      March 2, 2012 at 10:41 pm

       @gamez Probably because he’s tired of watching his wife get shit on by his idiot “fans.” I know I would be.

    • Zaibatsu

      March 2, 2012 at 11:33 pm

       @gamez That’s the sign of emm… you know what… butthurt (I have nothing against, just jokin’)

  • Uncle_Jemima

    March 2, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    haha already saw it at least twice but gotta watch it again

  • TRhamy

    March 2, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    i am very proud of you 

  • kentowen

    March 2, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    You know for all the AVGN episodes how you get dressed up as a certain character, Batman, Startrek, etc.  You should have done the shirtless glitter for the Atari porn!

  • GerardMckay

    March 2, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    If you can’t make nerd episodes as much as you like, how about behind the scenes on the movie with any spoilers cut out, could also provide a chance for more hype. But that’s just me, maybe other fans don’t want anything hinted at. I for one love hearing how it’s progressing as i know how much effort your putting into it, i have no doubt about how good it will be.

    • LukasSprehn

      March 3, 2012 at 6:06 pm

       @GerardMckay Also: This video was actually made about two months ago or something like that :) Don’t worry.

  • Zaibatsu

    March 2, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    HATERZ GONNA HATE REAL SEXY ALPHA MEN, AND THEY SURE AIN’T GAY :)))
    http://i.imgur.com/HIj1w.jpg

  • justinhcmu

    March 3, 2012 at 12:54 am

    Do what you need to do brother, I am behind you 100% of the way.  I bought every CD you made and am finally catching up on them.  Unfortunately I missed the donation period for the movie.  I saw that it was out there but it was closed… I don’t know if there is a way but open something up man and you have my donation.  I can’t wait for this movie and any avgn episode that will come out in the future.  Believe me, I have a 3 yr old and a 6 mth old and priorities change so no regrets on taking time to do the movie.  You had me at “FUCK!!!”
     
    Keep doing what you are doing man, we all understand and can’t wait for your Masterpiece.

  • JahsenZankov

    March 3, 2012 at 2:07 am

    you’re ment to be a nerd

    • StevenChapman

      March 3, 2012 at 4:00 am

       @JahsenZankov lol no he isn’t the nerd is just a character he does like mike isn’t a real motherfucker

  • Windy

    March 3, 2012 at 2:24 am

    Live like a windrammer as you fuck, James.

  • ricshrimpton

    March 3, 2012 at 2:31 am

    It sounds like someone wants to get a look at James’ male-bag.

  • ricshrimpton

    March 3, 2012 at 2:31 am

    It sounds like someone wants to get a look at James’ male-bag.

  • StevenChapman

    March 3, 2012 at 4:05 am

    That second letter is the guy serious or just a troll because i would stop watching if james turned into a twilight character plus the twilight movies are an insult to the old dracula and hammer horror films lol

  • GraveShift

    March 3, 2012 at 4:51 am

    The AVGN episodes are great imo. Personally I never even thought about them being rushed or anything..they are just home videos and its all for fun to me. Good Luck with the movie James, and I hope to see you continue reviewing games!

    • LukasSprehn

      March 3, 2012 at 6:05 pm

       @GraveShift It’s not home videos as he is getting paid to do them. But I know what you mean. I love the independence. Heck, that is actually the kind of stuff I want to see on TV :O

  • ReneHartman

    March 3, 2012 at 5:06 am

    *Sarcasm* You should totally turn the AVGN show into a porno
     
    I think it would attract many viewers, that is all great movies need wouldn’t shawshank redemption be much better if nobody had a shirt

  • DonSkiver

    March 3, 2012 at 7:42 am

    I love that line from the joke email.  “I’m gonna fuck you so hard, I’m gonna scramble your eggs.”  It just makes me laugh every time.  I’m actually going on a date tonight after work, maybe I should try that line. :P

  • tommey40

    March 3, 2012 at 10:04 am

    i just imagend u with your shirt off  and i just through up

    • braindeadpete

      March 4, 2012 at 12:36 pm

      You’re fucked James is a sexy beast!

  • windowlicker79

    March 3, 2012 at 11:38 am

    There had better be a topless glitter shot in the next AVGN video.

  • windowlicker79

    March 3, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Am I the only person getting a distinct sense of Déjà vu whilst watching this video? I’m sure its been posted before. 

    • NathanSkinner

      March 3, 2012 at 2:51 pm

       @windowlicker79 it was, about 3 months ago
       

      • LukasSprehn

        March 3, 2012 at 6:03 pm

        Nope, it wasn’t. Only the promo, along with a link TO the video itself was posted as of what I remember. So logically and technically: No :)

  • randomlolz94

    March 3, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Brilliant. I especially liked the email from the soldier. All your work is brilliant James. I don’t think anything is rushed. It’s top quality. Keep up the good work! Can’t wait to see the movie!

  • yalokinh

    March 3, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Yeah, the only episode I have been unhappy with was daydreaming dave. I love your videos, and I check it often, keep it going.
     

  • KleZ

    March 3, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Thanks, James! We appreciate your hard work!

  • March 3, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    How much you wanna bet that sex advice was written by a 13-year old?

  • DrainBlut

    March 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I hope he doesn’t take any advice from that mentally retarded mailer. Also, the thought of ripping something off from Twilight really bothers me. Those movies are terrible and the biggest insult to vampirism ever made.(Even Buffy or Angel didn’t sink that low) The last thing you’d want to do is rip any of those shit movies off. The whole idea of a rip off is to rip off something that was GOOD. Please ignore every single line of text from that rambling moron, along with anything else asylum patients send you.

  • GuillermoRoz

    March 3, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    hell yeah buddy, keep it up. Cheers!

  • LukasSprehn

    March 3, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    Argh, all these creeps and butthurt unnice, untollerated, unjust commenters >:( I am going insane!

  • March 3, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    ah thought this was a new video, saw this one couple months ago
     
    can’t wait for #2

    • Doogrisa

      March 9, 2012 at 1:16 am

      @Cito there are 3 mailbag episodes on screwattack.com.

  • ODeet

    March 3, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    “irony”
    what the shit load of duckness fucked of shit dicking lip ticks? i on’t get dis..mailbaggie;usa?

  • AronLarssonShaghoie

    March 3, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    semen teehee

  • noewhan000

    March 3, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    Hi James… Some of the names are not blurred out.
    Nice update.

  • jar

    March 4, 2012 at 12:32 am

    thanks for putting this up. it was the only reason i saw to joining screwattack advantage, but the membership would have been otherwise useless for me.

  • JamesDewey

    March 4, 2012 at 3:06 am

    James, appreciate all the hard work you do and honestly, I have enjoyed every episode on the site.  Have liked if not loved them all.  Drinking one to glittering yourself up and doing unspeakable things with Rob the Robot.

  • JamesCordial

    March 4, 2012 at 6:26 am

    he may shit them out fast, but they’re still good!!!
     

  • LeviticusWitten

    March 4, 2012 at 6:52 am

    hey james i,m onley 12 but i still love you,r vids i have 7 year old bros that like your stuff and kepp it a wif the avgn movies. thank you
     

    • bloody461

      March 4, 2012 at 8:17 am

      WOW, let me fix that entire statement for you. “Hey James. I’m only 12, but I still love your vids. I have 7 year old brothers that like your stuf and ?????????????. Thank you”
       
      Where ???????? = kepp it a wif the agvn movies. Im sorry i could not correct that, but im pretty sure that’s just because that is not written in english.
       
      also you write i,m, well that is called a comma, you are looking for an aposhtrophe which looks like this ‘  , and you had the right idea with the “i,m” but should be a “i’m” but i could tell you were trying. and let me clear some more things up
       
      you wrote you,r, i’ll assume you meant you’r, but thats wrong also
      anything with an apostrohophe is a conjunction, which means it is a shortcut word, consisting of two words together. let me explain
      you’r = wtf thats not even a word
      your = correct
      you’re= you are
       
                                                                         welcome to the internet

      • Trojan_Reggae

        March 4, 2012 at 9:09 am

         @bloody461 When did the internet get grammar?

      • March 4, 2012 at 11:04 am

         @Trojan_Reggae The internet cannot just have grammar, it can only have good grammar or bad grammar. I for one would like there to be better standards of grammar on the internet. That way people can understand each other.

      • dilerium86

        March 4, 2012 at 1:26 pm

         @bloody461 Get of his back.. Hi said he was only 12You could understand his messageI understand it.. so why are you acting like a “besserwisser”I think you eaven got some things wrong..”also you write i,m, well that is called a comma, you are looking for an aposhtrophe which looks like this ‘  , and you had the right idea with the “i,m” but should be a “i’m” but i could tell you were trying. and let me clear some more things up”i’m… i’m??? NO! it’s suppose be I’m.. and when you  refer to yourself you should always wright “I” and not “i” 

      • Chrisss

        March 4, 2012 at 2:05 pm

         @bloody461 Someones got too much time on there hands wow dude get a life.

    • gamez

      March 4, 2012 at 8:52 am

       Great, the nerd has fans who are 12-13. This is an adult site with all the coarse language with it. Why is someone as young as you on here. Not for minors.

    • gamez

      March 4, 2012 at 8:54 am

       @LeviticusWitten And don’t be exposing kids as young as 7 to this site. Have better sense than that.

      • March 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm

         @gamez  @LeviticusWitten your a fag and a douche, eat shit you waste of life.  you think mike wants to entertain special ed rejects like you, who take it up the ass all night?

  • LeviticusWitten

    March 4, 2012 at 6:55 am

    don,t do porno in avgn thats stupid i,m not gay but its just stupid
     

    • ReneHartman

      March 4, 2012 at 8:33 am

       @LeviticusWitten Relax lad, of course he won’t do that

  • likalaruku

    March 4, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Dear The Nerd, How does you type with your boxing gloves on?

    • bloody461

      March 4, 2012 at 8:18 am

       @likalaruku what?!?!?

      • likalaruku

        March 4, 2012 at 8:49 am

        Strong Bad Email joke. What kind of geek doesn’t know about Homestar Runner?

    • March 4, 2012 at 9:44 pm

      Yeah, I always wanted to know that one! And how  his parents do look like… @likalaruku

  • likalaruku

    March 4, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Not going to make fun of poorly spelled hate mail with terrible grammar?

    • March 4, 2012 at 5:23 pm

       @likalaruku Im sure the videos would have to be hours long if he was going to focus on all the bitchy messages he gets from people whining for more episodes and being hateful about it.

  • likalaruku

    March 4, 2012 at 8:43 am

    James…At least 1/4 of the mail you get is from women, if not half.

  • RyanSanders

    March 4, 2012 at 8:54 am

    All the episodes are good but to be honest, the older ones aka the “basic” ones are my favorites. Sometimes I think all the effects are just overdone. That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy the newer ones (the SMB3 was pretty awesome). Either way, I always look forward to seeing AVGN or whatever else you post up.

    • Trojan_Reggae

      March 4, 2012 at 9:06 am

       @RyanSanders That’s what every1 says about everything ever made. TV shows, movie series, book series, music albums, kids ect. It’s always “the early stuff was better” yet if any of them were ended or canceled early on, then fans all cry “aw I wish they’d make new ones” and “bro did u hear theyre remaking _______ !” It’s lame, you love the new shiz and u know it!

      • kght22

        March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

         @Trojan_Reggae i love you

    • LukasSprehn

      March 4, 2012 at 12:48 pm

      I am sorry, but can I ask something: What effects are you talking about?? O.o James was always a kind of “old school” guy when it comes to effects. If you’re talking about the Rob the Robot kind of effects, I will be happy to tell you that I must certainly disagree. They are not overdone, they are made with love and care, and they certainly don’t take a month or something like that to do :)

    • March 4, 2012 at 5:21 pm

       @RyanSanders Ive always liked the episodes that focus mostly on the games rather than the little extras and effects thrown in, especially when its a game I had some history with.
       
      I do think the extra footage keeps things fresh though, but sometimes it seems like an episode is focused more on some kind of story rather than the actual game.
       
      Still though, I cant say there’s ever been an episode I didnt find enjoyable.

      • RyanSanders

        March 5, 2012 at 4:58 am

         @stylix I just remembered the one episode that I didn’t like.”Plumbers don’t wear ties”. I’ve played the game before and hated it so much. That was the only one that bored the crap out of me. Oh and thanks for somewhat understanding where I was coming from.

  • kght22

    March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

    if you stop doing nerd episodes permanently, or just dd them once a year, where will the base be to watch your nerd movie? while it is understandable that while making your movie you wont do anywhere near as many nerd episodes as you would normally or even any, once the movie is done you need to crank out some good nerd episodes to not only bring in new viewers who might watch the movie, but to bring back viewers who only checked you out because of the nerd, so that they will watch the movie.

    • metalcommand

      March 4, 2012 at 12:33 pm

       @kght22 He stopped the AVGN production while he is making his movie…that’s understandable, right? How would you make a full length movie (not a shitty youtube movie) AND make AVGN episodes? Watch the ‘making of’ episode to see how much time and work it takes to make just a simple AVGN episode!

    • LukasSprehn

      March 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

       @kght22 Yeah, that sounds kind of cool… But: I am sorry to say this to you, but please stop posting these kind of comments on videos that has nothing to do with AVGN guys. This section is for critizing (constructively) and for suggestions. But about the video :)

  • Chrisss

    March 4, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Keep doing what your doing James you don’t have to make a nerd episode all the time.. I enjoy any piece of video put up by you guys sometimes i sit down and eat some dinner and watch a video doesn’t have to be the nerd. Take your time when you do make one tweak it too your liking don’t think that no one dis likes what you do or else we wouldn’t be here. Keep up the good work we will be here anticipating your next video/news/movie review whatever the fans love what you do movies game reviews whatever. Also some Love for Mike your side kick love the 2 of your together game glitches whatever.

  • SeanAlanHarvey

    March 4, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    I JUST WANTED TO SAY!! THAT SHIRT THAT YOU ARE WEARING 9:05 is BADASS!!!

  • masterkjm4260

    March 4, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    hey just letting you know at the bottom were you blur out there name. just below that the name is still there were it says invite *** to chat

  • Ghoulie

    March 4, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    I noticed an autographed picture of Ricou Browning on your wall in the background.  I have that same photo signed by him.  Like you, I collect autographed 8x10s and memorabilia, and meet famous people at conventions.  I think it would be pretty neat to see your collection of autographed items.

  • sharingan03

    March 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    this isn’t the first upload of this video, is it??? i remember it from a few months ago
     

    • Doogrisa

      March 8, 2012 at 1:11 am

      @sharingan03 go to screwattack.com. there are 3 mailbag episodes on there.

  • DavidAscic

    March 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    lol @ 7.50. Even though you’ve blurred his email “Invite Matt Eckholm to chat” clearly removes all anonymity. 

  • March 4, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    james don be so hard on youreslf. u do a great job on the avgn videos though i would appreciate it if u worked more on the avgn movie so u could just get it out of the way and get back 2 the series u know? ohh and i dont know if ure reeding this or not but if u are put it on mailbag so youre other fans can here my message
    thanks

  • ThomasHartholt

    March 5, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Man, I’d love to see a 60 year old James make a Nerd episode in the 2040′s or so, to get that great nostalgia feeling!

  • CrimePhoenix

    March 5, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    Just imagine if we still sit here in 2042, laughing our ass off about the Mass Effect 1 AVGN episode. With the Nerd ranting about the elevators, the Mako and the 10 hours you had to spend going through your menu everytime you killed an enemy! It could even be done now, if the Nerd travel into the future to meet his future self, and see the games that he reviews 30 years later. Some would say that a nerd episode would drown in all the reviews we already have for newer games, and it’s just beating a dead horse, but i say: Let’s give that cliche horse a real NERDY beating!!!

  • Matyas

    March 6, 2012 at 7:10 am

    James, keep at it, so far everyone I know and EVERYONE I KNOW loves your AVGN series and Board Game James films, and impressed by your homemade movies.
     
    In fact you’ve given me the inspiration to review my own games, but just games I like and what I experienced with it lol. So don’t be so hard on yourself, you’ll always have 2/more people putting your awesome videos into our hearts.

  • ShockzGlodekova

    March 6, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Glitter. Answers every problem. Go for it James! xD
    That one cracked me up by the way, haha.

  • MelodytheNerd

    March 9, 2012 at 12:13 am

    I have made the “Live like a Windrammer as you Fuck” T-shirt! :D

  • ronronnieron

    March 9, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    You do know that at 7:47 you have the sender’s name blocked out but then on the bottom it says his name clear as day to invite him to chat. Might want to double these things

  • March 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    the one that got me laughing the most was atari porn games. that was absolutely hilarious

  • Doogrisa

    March 12, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    Mailbag Episode 4 is up on Screwattack.com

  • jdays

    March 15, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    I’ve loved all of the nerd episodes, but I love Cinemassacre in general even more. The Cinemassacre site has so much more to offer than AVGN episodes. All the movie-related stuff is fascinating, and I think the newer skits like Overanalyzers and Unlikely Versus Battles are hilarious. I’ll always enjoy the nerd, but to anyone who just wants James to keep on churning out AVGN episodes, give all the other stuff a chance. Hopefully you’ll get as many hours of entertainment out of it as I have.

  • robertmartindunn

    March 15, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    oops @ missing out the invite Matt Eckholm to chat

  • JustinRomero

    March 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    rob the robot and world championship videos are two of my favorite!

  • March 18, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Why do you receive such strange mail? Quite a few video producers get vulgar comments, but yours are just down right hilarious. Someone honestly took the time to compose that message.

  • DarkHatman

    March 20, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Agreed with PsionicArchon, these are genius Especially in a satire way.

  • DarkHatman

    March 20, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    Oh and the nice mails part of the video was simply heart warming

  • the_pieman

    March 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    9:53, the shadows make it look like James has a ‘postage stamp’ mustache!

  • betterdan_u

    March 25, 2012 at 12:07 am

    this reminds me of a time i was watching avgn die hard review and was sick so i had to take some pills but i was still wathcing while taking them with some water as james commented that enemies came out of your ass and as i saw it literaly happen i spit the water all over the keyboard and since it was my brother’s he got real mad at me so i couldnt use his comp anymore for like a year

  • Luca Coghe

    March 28, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Love The Led Zeppelin hat :)

  • May 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    “I’m gonna fuck you so hard I’ll scramble your eggs.”

    YES!! Go that guy!

  • Aidan

    February 12, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    James, start reviewing n64 games asap!

  • Dave Eitle

    March 27, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    Wow, James is incredible at accepting criticism and explaining his reasoning for what he does.

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