Mailbag Episode 3 Promo

Mike / February 16th, 2012

See the new Mailbag video 

Comments

  • jim103

    February 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Love the Donkey Kong Country music :)

  • TwistedSpeech

    February 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    I don’t mean to sound like a chronologically confused episode, but what happened to Episode #2? And if the last one I saw was Episode #2 then where was #1? Someone help me out here with some links. I’ve obviously missed one or two here.

    • ZdendaCZ

      February 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

      @TwistedSpeech There is an episode 2, just search it on screwattack.com :-) I recently watched it :-)

  • February 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Please make those T-shirts! I will buy one today! It’d be a great way to fund the movie too.

  • ValisHD

    February 16, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    mailbag episode 3 im there

  • Starcraft39

    February 16, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Simply us the link.

  • freakrho

    February 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Where’s the link?

  • February 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    What’s the link?

  • Lady Lolita

    February 16, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Hey, James, have you thought about doing more of these? Granted, not on a regular basis, but from time to time, like the Bullshit videos? Just a thought. I love you, man!

    • Flarkman383

      February 22, 2012 at 10:37 am

      @Lady Lolita Yeah the bullshit videos were cool and i would love to see them again.

  • LukasSprehn

    February 16, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Where is episode 2? Was this a typo? O.o

  • February 16, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    Mail TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!! He’s the mail, it never fails, it makes we want to wag my tail, every time I want to yell………………. $H!T!!!

  • Staarscommando

    February 16, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    ….live like a windrammer as you fuck.

  • RobertMcDougal

    February 16, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    You spelled “use” wrong. It’s not “Simply us the link the description to watch.” It’s “Simply USE the link in the description to watch.” Not a troll, just holding you accountable.

    • February 16, 2012 at 9:44 pm

      @RobertMcDougal

      *Blink* Really?…………………………………………… Really?

      • RobertMcDougal

        February 16, 2012 at 10:06 pm

        @Deadlyrazorwings Blink what?

      • February 16, 2012 at 11:57 pm

        @RobertMcDougal

        Know any good jokes?

    • GIAGANTOR

      February 16, 2012 at 10:07 pm

      @RobertMcDougal You should have used a colon after “it’s not”, and “Not a troll, just holding you accountable” is a sentence fragment.

      Also, shut the fuck up.

      • RobertMcDougal

        February 16, 2012 at 10:38 pm

        @GIAGANTOR Thanks for the heads up on those. I’d need to check a grammar book to be certain if you’re correct. I question your corrections. Although I might be wrong, and apologize if so. Again though, I appreciate your response. As for the last thing you said, Iv’e been on the internet long enough to where I’m not offended by your last sentence. But really bro? You’re insulting a fellow fan who didn’t say anything negative towards this video? It’s a typo, we’ve all made them at some point. I don’t hold it against his videos.

        I was just bringing the little mistake to his attention with the little hope that maybe he might recognize it. It’s called constructive criticism man. Are you really getting this upset and defensive over a fellow fan who just pointed out a mistake? Who do you think the decent people at Cinemassacre.com would prefer? Someone who isn’t afraid to be honest and constructively criticize someone for their benefit so that they can improve their videos. Or someone who sucks up, treats them like Gods, and gets defensive whenever someone voices their opinion respectfully.

        I make videos, Iv’e gotten constructive criticism. Iv’e gotten worse criticism than what I said and I don’t flip out. The fact you responded with such anger to such a minor criticism shows your true maturity.

        If you read this and realize that what you said wasn’t totally mature. It’s all good. Iv’e said worse things on the internet.

    • KirklandJames

      February 17, 2012 at 1:53 am

      @RobertMcDougal You only put one space in between your sentences. There are two spaces after a period. Since grammar is so fucking important that we need to hold people accountable, I figured you would appreciate it.

      • metalcommand

        February 17, 2012 at 1:55 am

        @KirklandJames @RobertMcDougal OMG WHO THE HELL CARES!

      • KirklandJames

        February 17, 2012 at 2:20 am

        @metalcommand Deal w/ it kid. It’s the internet.

      • metalcommand

        February 17, 2012 at 6:20 am

        @KirklandJames @metalcommand Lol, since when I’m a kid? And if you’re so good with the internet, why didn’t you reckonige it was a quote from Family Guy, which is used many times on fora.

    • penguinsoldier

      February 17, 2012 at 2:38 am

      @RobertMcDougal

    • penguinsoldier

      February 17, 2012 at 2:45 am

      @RobertMcDougal Maybe you don’t realize it, but when you say “just holding you accountable”, that comes across as authoritative, patronizing and uptight. It doesn’t help that you have spelling and grammar mistakes in your comments either.

  • February 16, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    Holy shit that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in years! Geez I’m crying from laughing, no joke.

    “Don’t even take a shit if you don’t have to.” lmao! WTF?

  • sleepbot

    February 16, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Please, you don’t have to place adertisements in front of advertisements…….

  • Bobakanushe

    February 16, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    Live like a windrammer as fuck, good sir!

  • RobertMcDougal

    February 17, 2012 at 12:32 am

    ahaha ok i get it

  • metalcommand

    February 17, 2012 at 1:55 am

    I just watched part 1 and 2…..and if you’ve watched part 2…..there are some sick people on youtube.

  • Erwinator

    February 17, 2012 at 3:43 am

    Well , there are really sick people in the world. It’s quite funny to read the mails(can’t stop laughing sometimes) , but I really don’t want to meet the writers. I don’t think that I’ll feel safe with them.

    • Erwinator

      February 17, 2012 at 3:47 am

      and I’m talking about youtube.

  • Erwinator

    February 17, 2012 at 3:56 am

    1 question: what’s a windrammer?

  • MrLemon

    February 17, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Nice Ghostbusters Reference in the first nice message!

    I wonder if James caught it…

  • February 17, 2012 at 10:15 am

    Wait, where’s Mailbag 2?

    • metalcommand

      February 17, 2012 at 10:19 am

      @Nuketehbomb look it up at screwattack.com

  • thistrailersucks

    February 17, 2012 at 2:36 pm

  • lpgingras

    February 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Live like a windrammer as fuck… This has to be somewhere in the movie… had a good laugh at this…

    Some thing like

    Nerd: “Well, you have to live like a windrammer as fuck!”

    That could be good

  • lpgingras

    February 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Live like a windrammer as fuck… This has to be somewhere in the movie… had a good laugh at this…

    Some thing like

    Nerd: “Well, you have to live like a windrammer as fuck!”

    That could be good

  • February 17, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    You know, when reading that “windrammer” mail, I was wondering if the guy who sent it wrote it in another language then ran it through a translater (Google translater?)

    Left me in stitches too, James. XD

  • slipkorn17

    February 17, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    The mailbag video was absolutely hilarious. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thanks.

  • Calavera

    February 18, 2012 at 3:15 am

    Does anybody only watch the funny ones? When the nice messages come up I just exit the video.

    • Doogrisa

      February 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

      @Calavera It’s just you.

    • February 18, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      @Calavera

      I’m sure there are a few like that but I watch them all. Personally, with all the drama and trolling of people who consistantly mistake being an asshole for strength and being random for creativity, and the seemingly never ending powerstruggles between all of these people, I find it a relief to hear some positvity for a change.

    • ToricoUK

      February 19, 2012 at 11:27 am

      @Calavera Yea, I just like the funny ones, I don’t need to here someones life story.

    • ToricoUK

      February 19, 2012 at 11:28 am

      @Calavera I just like the funny ones, I don’t need to hear someones life story.

  • OlaviPössi

    February 18, 2012 at 7:49 am

    I’m 13, so naturally I couldn’t relate to The dragon in my dreams as much as i did to cinemassacre 200. I saw the dragon in my dream video a long time ago, and now i saw this episode of mailbag and it got me wondering what got me intrested in filmaking. And I went back & back wondering what got me intrested and i got nothing. Since I had always been intrested in filmmaking, but as a kid i wanted to do animations and i also drew a lot of comics, but nowadays I want to make horror films. Now at least I know what got me intrested in horror films, James of course. But then I went deeper into that thought & realized that James also got me REALLY intrested in making films. So James, I thank you. You have created another filmaker.Regards a young fan from Finland

    ps: i didnt want to send this to mailbag cos that would’ve just seemed like whoring out.

    pss: I’ve seen all your videos !!

    psss: i’d love to buy u a beer if you ever come to finland :D D

  • nowhere4321

    February 18, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Maybe he meant WindWaker?

  • February 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Thanks everyone for stopping by and checking out my blog http://thistrailersucks.com/ and if you have not already pleaseeeee do!

    • LukasSprehn

      February 18, 2012 at 5:51 pm

      @ShannisaurusRex Fucking stop spamming this site! Please!

    • Bomber

      February 18, 2012 at 11:02 pm

      @ShannisaurusRex your site rules, don’t listen to this lukas fuckhead.

      • CGBongsmoke

        February 19, 2012 at 1:23 am

        @Bomber @ShannisaurusRex Doesn’t mean he should use these videos for spamming grounds. There are places for that, like your mom’s fridge door. a

      • Bomber

        February 19, 2012 at 11:17 pm

        @CGBongsmoke @ShannisaurusRex ok, send me some would ya?

  • February 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Thanks everyone for stopping by and checking out my blog http://thistrailersucks.com/ and if you have not already pleaseeeee do!

  • Thrashing Deth

    February 19, 2012 at 12:23 am

    Live like a wind-rammer as you fuck! The futures of balls depend on it!

  • Haisman7

    February 19, 2012 at 9:05 am

    James Rocks!

  • exroh4

    February 19, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. that whole email is gold. engrish = gut busting laughter.

  • LukasSprehn

    February 19, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    LOL, the Windrammer Guy/Girl hilarious shit about you, James: http://boards.ign.com/sonic_the_hedgehog/b5224/130126773/r208247014/
    He/she also tried to “explsin” what a Windrammer is… And files miserably.

    So now, does someone care explain to me, what the hell is a windrammer? LOL

  • LukasSprehn

    February 19, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    James, ask the writer of the mail if he want to be in the movie somewhere. If he’s Asian, that would be so cool! Asian strongs of furiouses gamer and the James Nintendo Nerd Angry Gsmer… LOL

  • EricPadman

    February 19, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    Too many different video hosts. It’s kinda getting out of hand.

    • LukasSprehn

      February 20, 2012 at 1:20 am

      @EricPadman Sorry, but may I ask, what the hell do you mean? O.o This video were recorded before James went to California, just watch the videos and enjoy them :)

  • ZachThompson

    February 20, 2012 at 2:19 am

    “Simply US the link in the description to watch”?What the hell is this, a Ghostbusters’ game?

    • metalcommand

      February 20, 2012 at 5:07 am

      @ZachThompson Conglaturations! You prooved that you can find spelling mistakes! Now go rest our hero!

  • VousPouvezPensez

    February 20, 2012 at 5:33 am

    • LukasSprehn

      February 20, 2012 at 3:32 pm

      @VousPouvezPensez OMG, that’s some serious hilarious shit! xD

      • LukasSprehn

        February 20, 2012 at 3:33 pm

        @VousPouvezPensez That guy should work for Cinemassacre! Please, James, oh god please xD

    • ShockzGlodekova

      March 24, 2012 at 6:13 am

       @VousPouvezPensez Alright, that was pretty funny I admit. even though it seems like he´s doing it on purpouse…?

  • ZdendaCZ

    February 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    Sorry for a stupid question, but what is a windrammer? I’m from Czech republic and I don’t know it. Thanks for the answer :-D

    • LukasSprehn

      February 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm

      @ZdendaCZ Nothing :P It’s just a silly typo haha. But judging by what this guys says, it’s some kind of breed of superheroes taking steroids I guess… that don’t need to take shits… Kind of like aliens, or mutants, I guess xD

      • ZdendaCZ

        February 21, 2012 at 5:33 am

        @LukasSprehn Well, look at this. I’ve tried to google it and I found this. It’s called The Manhuntress. I don’t know if the whole book is called like this or if is it just a chapter, but read this page http://americagoldenworld.narod.ru/TheManhuntress/index40.html

      • Starcraft39

        February 22, 2012 at 11:11 am

        @ZdendaCZ @LukasSprehn What… in… the… fuck…

      • ShockzGlodekova

        March 24, 2012 at 6:13 am

         @ZdendaCZ Maybe a refference to that by the person who wrote that mail? :D

  • LukasSprehn

    February 21, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    Q!: Lukas Sprehn (@LukasZprehn) on Titter/Many Anom ynous: What is a windrammer?
    A!: Haha yes! Good to know, must know it for living like a dindwammer and live as you fuck!

    Wait… what???
    http://fighthardyeah.blogspot.com/

  • LukasSprehn

    February 21, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Q!: Lukas Sprehn (@LukasZprehn) on Titter/Many Anom ynous: What is a windrammer?

    A!: Haha yes! Good to know, must know it for living like a dindwammer and live as you fuck!

    Wait… what?

    http://fighthardyeah.blogspot.com/

  • firewarrior2112

    February 27, 2012 at 11:03 am

    where is mailbag 2? i cant seem to locate it

    • Doogrisa

      March 2, 2012 at 6:13 pm

      @firewarrior2112 go to Screwattack.com and type in “mailbag episode 2″ in the search bar. it will take you right to it.

  • CalrissianFoxxSteele

    February 28, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    I would not mind seeing certain hate mail if you’ve gotten any. Obviously do not mention names due to worry of harassment of fans. But I’d just like to see what you’d say or think about these. Even just being a smartass about each of those. I think it would be interesting. You obviously get tons of good mail and funny stuff. But the hate mail is always interesting to me. Seeing someone say nasty things because of personal tastes I always find very funny.

  • GuitarsRgood

    March 7, 2012 at 12:51 am

    i wish you could watch these in places other than screw attack. their video player sucks SO bad! it literally buffered every 5 seconds. even if i paused it for 10 minutes and then came back.

  • Peacock486

    March 8, 2012 at 10:27 am

    It would be nice if these videos weren’t only available in 1080p.
     
    Not everyone can download 2gb in 12 minutes, you know.

  • March 12, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    Hey everyone I just wanted to be an Ass Hole and plug the podcast I am currently on. We cover all things nerdy movies, vidoe games, comic books. You can find it at http://www.zacandchuck.com or on itunes. Sorry for the plug guys. Thanks!

  • ShockzGlodekova

    March 24, 2012 at 6:17 am

    Hello James. I have a (maybe) dumb question. Why is it that the episodes of Cinemassacre Mailbag are on Screwattack first? This is your site, the actual Cinemassacre and by now there is only episode 1, 2 and the promo to episode 3 here, while on Screwattack there are 4 full episodes already. Wouldn´t it make more sense to me to have Cinemassacre Mailbag appear first on the actual site which it reffers to in the title…?
    But I don´t know why or how you do things with the site and your partner sites so I´m probably wrong. Still, I´d like to know :)

  • Chase the prodege

    March 25, 2012 at 5:51 am

    You know good sir, i find your videos to be quite humorous and i rather enjoyed the movie reviews; almost as much as the video game reviews.
     
    I have spent many hours watching your video games instead of doing things that i should be doing; such as cleaning or doing actual work.
     
    You have been an inspiration and have made me look at movies and video games in an intireley differant way, and now I have learned to appreciate movies; not only for there quality, but for efforts also.
     
    ~Chase- destroyer of galaxies 

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