Most Unlikely VS Battles

Mike / February 10th, 2012


  • JoshShuart

    February 10, 2012 at 12:26 am

    First! Love the videos guys!

  • JordanPayne

    February 10, 2012 at 12:27 am

    V I was gonna say first, but I chose not. We need more of these. Do them in like Overananlyzers

    • statueofmike

      February 10, 2012 at 12:33 am

      @JordanPayne Fine be all “mature” about it.

  • statueofmike

    February 10, 2012 at 12:32 am

    No Josh, I’m first! HAHAHAHAHA

  • MartinTollberg

    February 10, 2012 at 12:36 am

    How about Stay Puft Mashmallow Man vs. Pillsbury Doughboy?

  • JoshShuart

    February 10, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Shit Pickle vs. Glitch Gremlin

  • Trisepta

    February 10, 2012 at 12:42 am

    LOL! Great video! I’d love to see more of these. New series?

  • February 10, 2012 at 1:01 am

    more video games, less shitty movie stuff.

    • gamez

      February 10, 2012 at 1:05 am

      @Richy0Rich What concept of Cinemassacre don’t you understand? It’s about films.

      • February 10, 2012 at 1:28 am

        @gamez the nerd is famous for his game rants, and has games galore on the walls behind him. he loses viewers with this movie crap.

      • burning_phoneix

        February 10, 2012 at 2:04 am

        @Richy0Rich @gamez Well you know….he is kinda making an entire movie about videogame rants….

      • February 10, 2012 at 2:08 am

        @[email protected] sure hope so.

      • Analbag thats me

        February 10, 2012 at 2:39 am

        @Richy0Rich @burning_phoneix @gamez

      • Devil_Rising

        February 10, 2012 at 7:00 am

        @burning_phoneix @Richy0Rich @gamez Yes, that is true. But you’re confusing Cinemassacre with AVGN. AVGN is just ONE THING that James and the Cinemassacre crew do. James created Cinemassacre, his production company, a LONG time before AVGN was even a twinkle in his eye.James has always been about movies, Cinemassacre has always been about movies. Maybe you don’t know this, maybe you’re someone who’s only seen some AVGN videos, came here expecting only that, are are confused to find non-video game related stuff? Nope. This site has a vast archive of videos. Take some time and go check them out. I highly recommend it. Most of them are either films James has made, or they’re related to or ABOUT films/cartoons/etc. Only some, mostly AVGN, are about video games. It’s okay. You’ll get it in time.

    • Fata Morgana

      February 10, 2012 at 1:11 am

      @Richy0Rich More useful comments, less shitty whining.

      • February 10, 2012 at 1:36 am

        @Fata Morgana i assure you its objective.

      • Analbag thats me

        February 10, 2012 at 2:41 am

        @[email protected] Morgana You are retarded son. get the hell off this site if all you’re going to do is bitch and moan at James, who makes all these videos for free for us and gives us hours of entertainment. What a selfish bastard you are.

  • rhymebomb

    February 10, 2012 at 1:24 am

    i seem to remember DJ transforming from a 9-year old boy into a 16-year old punk teenager in the span of a summer. perhaps he is a mutant. perhaps he is the only mutant that can defeat t-1000.

  • landstanderese

    February 10, 2012 at 1:44 am

    LOL I was laughing so hard

  • RedVirtue

    February 10, 2012 at 1:54 am

    Best explainations ever!!!! Definitely want to see more. :D

  • OlDirtyVinceDm

    February 10, 2012 at 3:03 am

    ”excuse the crudity” of this video? (00:10) Says the ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD 0.o??James, You work so hard on every of your videos… your fans shouldn’t say shit if you let down n do something else once in a while, your life shouldn’t be all about filming videos, I don’t mind if you take a week off to drink some booze and have fun, if some of your fans can’t let you enjoy your life, they’re just dicks(0:05-0:08 mike snitchin on the camera llol I love that guy)

  • February 10, 2012 at 3:31 am

    MIKE VS. JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Revenge)

  • Thrashing Deth

    February 10, 2012 at 3:42 am


  • Spottedfeather

    February 10, 2012 at 4:17 am

    How about Adam West’s Batman vs. Michael Keaton’s Batman ?

  • February 10, 2012 at 4:37 am

    i don’t get it, this doesn’t make any sense. I get life shouldn’t be all about making videos, but damn, am I missing something.

  • JustinShredderWalencik

    February 10, 2012 at 6:00 am

    You guys get hundreds of hits, if not thousands, within the first few hours of posting a video where you talk about ridiculous vs battles… genius.

  • RyanSanders

    February 10, 2012 at 7:02 am

    T-1000 vs Inspector Gadget.

  • Devil_Rising

    February 10, 2012 at 7:03 am

    Great stuff guys. Funny shit about full house and all that. I got one for ya. Norm from Cheers vs. the big-eyed aliens from “Invasion of the Saucer Men”.

  • RyanSanders

    February 10, 2012 at 7:15 am

    The Burger King Vs Kahn from ST.

  • DavidWihlborg

    February 10, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Lumpy VS Justin Bieber, because no matter what Bieber dies in some awful way.

    Male-version of E.T, the pornstar VS “-What a terrible night to have a curse.”-black screen. Yeah, make a story that works with that.

  • DonSkiver

    February 10, 2012 at 7:34 am

    How serendipitous that DJ from Rosanne was named “DJ Conner”.

    I got one you guys can do. Bill and Ted vs. Beavis and Butthead. Its the battle of the teen morons! Anything goes!!

  • Staarscommando

    February 10, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Batman vs Chuck norris

  • February 10, 2012 at 7:39 am

    Pinkie Pie vs Chuck Norris vs Jessica Wildenstein vs Optimus Prime vs XJ9

    The Winner? Pinkie Pie.

    Running time? 2 minutes.

  • ClementPetit

    February 10, 2012 at 7:39 am

    I love this kinda videos, mike always makes me laugh so hard, he always goes crazy when he starts telling stories >.<

  • February 10, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Pinkie Pie vs Chuck Norris vs Jessica Wildenstein vs Optimus Prime vs XJ9

    The Winner? Pinkie Pie.

    Running time? 2 minutes.

    • msocarras067

      February 10, 2012 at 8:38 am

      @Nuketehbomb … How the hell would Pinkie beat all of them?

      By the way, I don’t think James and Mike are going into include them in this hahaha

  • Maoist Rebel

    February 10, 2012 at 7:58 am

    This is actually really funny. I quite enjoyed this one.

  • Xtremo

    February 10, 2012 at 7:59 am

    Haha, awesome! xD

  • guyverunit05

    February 10, 2012 at 8:25 am

    how about et vs predator vs aliens… that would be the most unlikly battle.

  • windowlicker79

    February 10, 2012 at 8:39 am

    ED-209 vs Beetlejuice.

    This movie NEEDS to be made.

  • ThrowntoReality

    February 10, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Don’t watch the AVP movies, they suck ass.

  • My1stday

    February 10, 2012 at 9:06 am

    HAHAHA ! :D:D Hilarious, “king kong beared behind the house, which is behind the mothel” :D And the part with vinyls and t1000 was awesome :D

  • Shenmue18

    February 10, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Bobby from King of the Hill vs Sakura from Naruto, Bart Simpson vs Lebron James, 50 Cent vs Luigi

  • Hazard

    February 10, 2012 at 10:09 am

    What a waste of time. I would may be talk about this topic with my friends, but why would I like to listen for this for that long?

    • lporto

      February 10, 2012 at 10:21 am

      @Hazard Don’t, then.

    • Devil_Rising

      February 10, 2012 at 10:32 am

      @Hazard troll harder pal, not all of us can hear ya.

      • Bigdaddyclean

        February 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm

        @Devil_Rising @Hazard im tired of hearing people complain, then some other douche bag has to say “oh um dont watch it then cuz you suck and i love to blow internet personalities”

      • dumbassbitch13

        February 10, 2012 at 12:17 pm

        @Bigdaddyclean @Devil_Rising @Hazard You just wait a few minutes and someone will respond to you how you’re no different by joining the discussion, or someone’ll just troll you for the sake of it

      • gamers_love_sprite

        February 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm

        @Bigdaddyclean @Devil_Rising @Hazard No, they really mean don’t watch it. It’s helpful advice.

  • pottman

    February 10, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Superman vs Silent Bob.

  • BoskiShumiel

    February 10, 2012 at 10:39 am

    The story about DJ and T-1000 was hillarious. xD I hope next versus battles will be as funny as that one. :-)

  • Marvipe

    February 10, 2012 at 11:29 am

    best. series. ever.

  • spiros81

    February 10, 2012 at 11:35 am

    In Roseanne’s 91 episode Trick me up, trick me down episode, DJ is disguised as Alfalfa from The little Rascals. He doesn’t like the costume, so Dan tells him he’s an Alfalfinator, a robot that kills Terminators. There you go.

  • MaxMarriott

    February 10, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Jason Voorhees vs. C3PO

    Batman vs. Rocky Balboa

    Mr. Spock vs. The Giant Claw

  • MindlessJester

    February 10, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Hannibal Lector Vs. Mr. Rogers

  • Logan Haywood

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am


  • Archie Septimo

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    turtle toooooooooooooooons!

  • Giorgos Tsagk

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    congrats Logan

  • Eddie Colton

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    You guys are fuckin diabolical improv geniuses. Mad ones.

  • Richard Cutting

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    This made me think of a few of these. Pumpkinhead Vs. Pennywise the Dancing Clown.

  • Brian Baratta

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Next time : Harold vs Maude

  • Don Straight

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    FUCK YEAH YUENGLING. James has good taste.

  • Luis Menendez

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Nice piece!!!!!! Muy bueno!!!

  • Keith Missey Jr.

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Fucking awesome.

  • Harald Hals Karlsen

    February 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    The Blob vs Sponge Bob.

  • AronLarssonShaghoie

    February 10, 2012 at 11:53 am

    the Leprechaun vs Johny from The Shining

  • February 10, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    The kid’s hand from the movie “Idle Hands” VS Thing from “The Adams Family”

  • TwistedSpeech

    February 10, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    If you guys do these when James returns to Philly I’d like to see a battle between Big Bird & Barney and Joker Vs. Beetlejuice. : )

  • Figaro

    February 10, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Basically hilarous

  • February 10, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    I found this video fucking hilarious and absolutely can’t wait for the next installment of it, too good.

  • Kocsonya Laci

    February 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Pinkie from My Little Pony vs the bird from The Giant Claw

  • Nicolas Rousseau

    February 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Think about a battle with Skynet VS Marty McFly, for maximum time paradoxes !

  • Jason Eric Sagraves

    February 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Irate Gamer FTW

  • Morten Nordlie

    February 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Doomsday vs Sesame Street.

  • Michał Michaluk

    February 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Motherfucker Mike – Lupin

  • fd

    February 10, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    How about this:

    After the events of Psycho, Norman escapes and runs to NYC. There he becomes infatuated by Ann Darrow and decides he wants to BE her. He follows her onto the Venture (Ann finds out that they are going back to the island seeking treasure and she wants to protect any giant apes that might be left).

    When they get to the island Norman kills Ann, dresses like her, and escapes into the island where the son of Kong becomes infatuated with him/her.

    Now Norman must fight off the son of Kong and escape the pursuing crew while also wrestling with his own inner demons as he tries to leave behind his new alternate personality of Ann, the only thing that might save him from a lifetime as a gorilla’s concubine.

  • FrankDoomriderJohansen

    February 10, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Elmer fud VS Darth Vader LOL

  • JamesRolfe is boss

    February 10, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    @mike/cinemassacre when do we get our stuff from donating? i know not the script until the movie is complete but like the autograph.

  • JamesRolfe is boss

    February 10, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    @Mike/Cinemassacre When do we get our autograph for donating on Indigogo?

  • bhaschalk

    February 10, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    David Lynch could pull off every one of these. In one film. And you’d believe it, but not because it was believable, but because you’d be so expectantly confused going into it. Not because of the content, but because it’s a Lynch film.

    But if King Kong is in it, we can’t have Naomi Watts in there because we all know what happens to Watts in a Lynch flick.

  • JeremyJones

    February 10, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    OMG thank you I was starved for something new! I just needed a bump! Just one more bump!!

    • Uncle_Jemima

      February 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm

      @JeremyJones whoa got a close buddy with the same name. thought it may be him, but pic don’t match lol. ya thats how i feel.. love when post something new

      • Staarscommando

        February 10, 2012 at 10:18 pm

        @Uncle_Jemima @JeremyJones Your name doesnt make sense….everyone knows that Uncle Ben is married to aunt jemima

  • Casey Hudson

    February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I hope this becomes a series.

  • Conor Crounse

    February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I hope the nostalgia critic is in the movie.

  • Brad Smith

    February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Freddy vs Robocop :P

  • Felix Axfjord

    February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    cant they review freedy vs jason.

  • Uly Lynn

    February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    “Where is DJ” cracked me up.

  • Johnny Pärlerbrink

    February 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Kramer vs Predator

  • Lasse Rieskaniemi

    February 10, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    not funny, or even interesting.. :

  • KarolCzarnecki

    February 10, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Lord vader vs Jesus

    ronnie james dio vs ozzy osbourne

    piramidhead (sillent hill) vs jason

    Hannibal Lekter vs Jigsaw (saw)

    joker vs Leatherface

    ms Hyde vs Hulk and bruce banner vs dr jekyll

    Thor vs superman

    bugs bunny vs kermit

  • OlaviPössi

    February 10, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Michael vs. Jason . . . we can only dream of that…

  • Rob Stewart

    February 10, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    this was retarded. not everything you kid your friends about deserves screen time.

  • JeramieKruger1

    February 10, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Haha. Loved that James got the “Cut. It. Out” in there from Joey… Absolutely hilarious.

  • February 10, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    It felt kinda like you got out of topic for a while, cram more battles in the next one! But still…. nice to see something new, since I’ve been thru your entire library of videos multiple times! :D

  • OdieMikes

    February 10, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Plank from Ed, Edd & Eddy vs Candle Jack from Freakazoid. That’d be so fu-

  • Frozenith

    February 10, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    The Giant Claw VS. the Godmonster of Indian Flats!

  • FrankCabanski

    February 10, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    My take on Norman Bates vs King Kong. Bates is the zookeeper in a monster zoo. King Kong is captured and brought there. Some of the other monsters mysteriously die, and it turns out Bates is killing them. King Kong solves the mystery. At the end they have an epic battle.

  • YukiOnna

    February 10, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Norman Bates has a better chance of fighting the American King Kongs since they are about 25 or 30 feet tall.

    The Toho one is scaled up to be around the same size as Godzilla (Otherwise King Kong is about the size of a monkey to Godzilla.) and is around 300 feet tall, so Norman really would have no chance whatsoever.

    At least with the American Kong Norman could use a rocket launcher or something, with the Toho one… well you see in the Godzilla movies how well armies of tanks, and fighter planes work against them, so there’s not much ol Norman could do…

  • ChristianChiarani

    February 10, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Godzilla vs Gamera would be an instant classic!

  • ang3r1338

    February 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Common! Get us som cshitty games review! :P

  • EddieBu

    February 10, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    I wonder What “The Rats Vs The Birds” would be like?

  • AdamSee

    February 10, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    The Gorn vs. Ernest

  • juanneox

    February 10, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    Actually i think King Kong would have mistaken Norman for a woman (you know the whole dressing as his mother) he would then proceed to take him to the tallest building (that’s how king kong rolls) and Norman will take advantage of the confusion resulting from king kong realizing that hes a dude to stab him in the heart. Roll credits

  • BradCunningham

    February 10, 2012 at 3:36 pm


  • Lolnus

    February 10, 2012 at 3:52 pm

  • Jeremyf1977

    February 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    I want a shirt to say James and Mike the New Dynamic Duo


    February 10, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    keep it up i love this XD

  • Ward13

    February 10, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    lol, I about pissed myself, I hope you do more of these when you guys have the time. Good stuff.

  • February 10, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Actually this is a basically brilliant video.

  • February 10, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Ha! That’s some funny shit.

  • fightgenie

    February 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm


  • itscmillertime

    February 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    OK this legit cracked me up.


    February 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Yeah, and then when the T-1000 finds D.J. at Rosannes house, he gets his ass handed to him, because D.J. is actually the new T-5000, sent back in time to terminate the vinyl record hating T-1000.

  • SomCamper

    February 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Awesome :D keep this up

  • LFixxxer

    February 10, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    You should review Freddy Vs Ghostbusters

  • shadowgam3

    February 10, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    WOW!! Now that is some Imagination U guys have there.. I especially laughed when U mentioned about not getting the correct person at frist..

    They went too full house and gunned down the whole family.. Then U said Joey would say “Cut, It, Out” and the T1000 Cut of his head.. LOL:D

  • February 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    @startrekalien Chucky vs Michael Myers is a better idea than Norman Bates vs King Kong? I can say one thing though, Mike and James have a better imagination than you.

  • MarlonPJManalese

    February 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    The Grudge Kids vs The Saw Guy

  • February 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    That was pretty funny. Was it improvised?

  • gaitanj22

    February 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    how many times does James say “basically?”

    • cheezdoodle96

      February 10, 2012 at 6:36 pm

      @gaitanj22 Well basically he said basically alot because it’s basically really basic.

      • ConnorLehman

        February 10, 2012 at 7:03 pm

        @cheezdoodle96 @gaitanj22 indeed

    • Starcraft39

      February 10, 2012 at 7:14 pm

      @gaitanj22 Basically you don’t understand how the high mind basically works basically.

  • ChadleyAlan

    February 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    I was iffy about the whole DJ/T-1000 thing at first, but once you got rolling, it was hilarious. The Full House part was especially awesome. I don’t see how anyone would not laugh at that.

  • LuisAdrego

    February 10, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Freddy vs chuck Norris fuckin awesome LOL

  • LuisAdrego

    February 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Jason vs Jigsaw…freddy vs pinhead just epic

  • Ash Boomstick

    February 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    felix, they did touch on freddy vs jason on this last halloweens series. it was sequals theme n they did nightmare on elm street. it was thrown in as a kind of addon

  • Rantsu

    February 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Superman VS. Doctor Manhattan.

    There is no argue. That would be most awesome. Sorry my english.

  • SirVejeiro

    February 10, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    A-Team vs Mcguyver, Inspector Gadget vs Maxwell Smart, Toxic Avenger vs Slot(goonies), Chuck(child’s play) vs Gremlins, Critters vs Gremlins, Daniel Larusso(karate kid) vs Killer Klowns from Outer Space… so many options…

  • Kris Lerwill

    February 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    You guys at Cinemassacre are very creative, keep the great video’s coming!

  • Kris Lerwill

    February 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    I like the video, kind of reminds of a type of conversation I would have with mates after a few(many) beers.

  • Kris Lerwill

    February 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    The T-1000 verses DJ from Roseanne… XD lol
    Yeah that fight would be over by the time you finish the sentence. The T-1000 would simply use that finger trick and stab DJ through the eye like he does in T2 the movie.

  • Starcraft39

    February 10, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Dick Tracy vs ROB the Robot is the most unlikely fight.

    • Starcraft39

      February 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

      The only thing less unlikely is Lich King Arthas vs Chuck Norris, just not going to happen.

  • Olivania

    February 10, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    vs Battle? What kind of “word” is that? In every battle there is someone “vs” someone. XD

    • TuckerCrim

      February 10, 2012 at 7:46 pm

      @Olivania The actual word is versus. “Vs” is just an abbreviation.

      • Olivania

        February 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm

        @TuckerCrim That is not the point of my comment. ;-)

  • Shahrokh Shadman

    February 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    Like the battles.

  • Brandon Mackey

    February 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    MacGyver VS Jigsaw. Mr. Belvedere VS the Troll 2 queen

  • TasosSaroglou

    February 10, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    Yeah and when the baloons poped out he landed on bates motel and kill his mother,all the victims and after that norman was desided to change his life to a better person.OH yes i forgot that his mother was already dead.Change of view then.King kong landed on his ass upon norman then he started to feel a gruesome pain in his anus while norman stabed his aimoroids,and norman killed the big baboon after that.What are we saying you guys?

  • OfficialJab

    February 10, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    None of that insane description should have been prefaced by ‘basically’. Let alone over a dozen times!

  • February 10, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    Most Unlikely Vs Battles:

    Men In Black Vs Ghostbusters

    The Planet of the Apes Go On A Journey To The Center of the Earth

    Superman Vs Harry Potter

    RoboCop Vs Magneto

    E.T. Vs Predator

    T-1000 Vs Steve Urkel

    Batman Vs Godzilla

    Captain Planet Vs The Toxic Avenger

    The Masters of the Universe Vs The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vs The Muppets

    The Six Million Dollar Man Vs The TSA

    Christian Bale Vs Mel Gibson

    Thundarr The Barbian Vs Encino Man

    Mr. Mom Vs Mrs. Doubtfire

    King Kong Vs Aliens

    Mr. Rogers Vs The Matrix

    Hannibal Lecter Vs Mike Tyson

    Ash (Evil Dead) Vs Ash (Poke’mon)

    Captain Power Vs The Centurions

    Madballs Vs Rocklords

    Monster In My Pocket Vs M.U.S.C.L.E.

    Freddy Vs Edward Scissorhands

    Little Rascals Vs Garbage Pail Kids

    Power Glove Kid Vs Michael Jackson

    Last Navigator Vs The Last Starfighter

    Alf Vs Mac

    Star Kid Vs Blue Turbo Ranger

    Gomer Pyle Vs Ernest

    Larry The Cable Guy Vs Boomhauer

    Jabberjaw Vs Jaws

    Top Cat Vs The Cat In The Hat

    Austin Powers Vs The Mega Powers

    Mini-Me Vs The Atom

    Monkey Shine Vs Child’s Play

    The Walking Dead Vs Killer Clowns From Outer Space

    Star Wars Vs Star Trek

    Power Rangers Lost Galaxy Vs Ben 10: Alien Force

    2 Stupid Dogs Vs Swat Katz

    Mr. Bill Vs Gumby

    Twizzler Lips Vs Dairy Queen Lips

    Peter Griffin Vs Chris Farley

    Homer Simpson Vs Dad from Wait Til Your Father Gets Home

    Speed Buggy Vs Herbie The Love Bug

    King Kong Vs Grape Ape

    Mighty Joe Young Vs Magilla The Gorilla

    Blue Naked Chick From Generation Hope Vs Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

    Grover Vs Gonzo

    RE 2′s William Birkin Vs The Blob

    Hulk Vs Green Giant

    Terminator Vs X-Men

    Teddy Ruxpin Vs Care Bears

    Chowder Vs Fighting Foodons

    Digimon Vs Code Lyoko

    Luthor Vs Gecko

    Gex Vs Geico Gecko

    Evil Kinevil Vs Super Dave

    Astro Boy Vs Small Wonder

    Bill & Ted Vs Wayne & Garth

    Rosie O Donnell Vs Roseanne

    Joey Lawrence Vs Henry Winkler

    Dirty Harry Vs Jonah Hex

    Michael Vick Vs Hong Kong Phooey

    R.O.B. The Robot Vs Conky

    Pee-Wee Herman Vs Chucky

    Fat Albert Vs Super Duper Sumos

    Rescue Rangers Vs The Littles

    David the Gnome Vs The Little Bits

    Bozo The Clown Vs Homey The Clown

    The Thing Vs Swamp Thing

    Robin Hood: Mein In Tights Vs Spamalot

    Count Dracula Vs Marvel’s The Sentry

    Count Dracula Vs Ghost Rider

    Count Dracula Vs Shang Tsung

    T-X Vs Salt

    Domino’s Noid Vs All-State’s Mayhem

    Sir Mix-A-Lot Vs Sisqo

    Roots Vs Coming To America

    Human Torch Vs Melt Man

    Dr. Manhattan Vs The Flesh

    Bill Murray Vs Ben Stein

    Short Circuit’s Johnny Vs Terminator 3′s T-1

    Malcom X Vs Professor X

    Elvira Vs Vampirella

    Street Fighter II’s Dee-Jay Vs T-X

    Clockwork Orange Vs The Annoying Orange

    Fred Vs Pee-Wee Herman

    AVGN Vs Bobby McFerrin

    • SirVejeiro

      February 10, 2012 at 10:18 pm

      @Firewall_Philip_Hanan instead Elvira vs Vampirella what about Elvira vs Vampira (Actress in Ed Wood movies)? sounds more fun specially after Vampira sued Elvira for “steal” her character style xD

  • February 10, 2012 at 9:27 pm


    Other good possibilities:

    Munky Cheez VS Mike Matei

    Kyle Justin VS The Couch! (futon)


  • AntonisGiasiranis

    February 10, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Darth Vader VS AVGN


    February 10, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Killer Croc vs. Steve Irvin

  • February 10, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    Chuck Norris Vs Marilyn Manson

  • KalebKorger

    February 10, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    Dan vs. KarKat.

  • Daniel Sullenberger

    February 10, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Doc Brown vs. the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

  • jennared

    February 10, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    The both of you are so creative and so wonderful to watch. My life has improved since I discovered Cinemassacre, just wanted you to know. And the T1000 slaughtering the cast of Full House will soothe my nightmares for years to come.

  • MaxHernandez

    February 10, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Count von Count vs edward cullen

    predator vs the power rangers

    mickey mouse vs bugs bunny

    godzilla vs clover

    • starwarsroxmy

      February 11, 2012 at 12:00 am

      @MaxHernandez Did you not hear the concept of the series? MOST UNLIKELY not likely you stupid fuck

      • gamez

        February 11, 2012 at 12:55 am

        @starwarsroxmy @MaxHernandez What the hell is the matter with you. How did that comment deserve an insult. Did he insult you – no. You’re a fucking douchebag. Now I’ve insulted you

  • MattBL1

    February 10, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    I hate Dan vs.

    That show is awful.

  • MattBL1

    February 10, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    Popeye the Sailor vs. Woody Woodpecker

  • MahkyV1

    February 10, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    the robot girl from small wounder Vs paul from the wounder years

  • GratesMusicbox

    February 10, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    Sigma (MMX) VS. Brian Boitano & Dorothy Hamill

  • killertypo

    February 10, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    I really like James abstract approach to this question, where as mike took a very literal (albeit very creative and funny) approach, my hat is off to james. He’s obviously good at taking an idea and giving it a spin that you just don’t get from most. I was dying from laughter at the end when he brought it all together, “I’m here for DJ” hahahahahahaha

  • Cory Christison

    February 10, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    That was just wonderfully stupid!

  • starwarsroxmy

    February 10, 2012 at 11:47 pm


  • starwarsroxmy

    February 10, 2012 at 11:51 pm


    DR DOOM VS DR. oz

    The Blob vs G.I. Joe

    Dr.Seuss vs Michael Myers

    The Terminator vs A T-rex

    AVGN vs Jesus

    The Hulk vs The Great Wall of China

    • CarlCollier

      February 11, 2012 at 12:29 am

      @starwarsroxmy That would be Kraven, from Spiderman

  • MaximilianoVallejo

    February 11, 2012 at 12:10 am

    Darth Vader vs Willie Tanner

  • Doogrisa

    February 11, 2012 at 12:17 am

    Steve Urkel vs Swamp Thing

  • ChristopherRice

    February 11, 2012 at 12:24 am

    Captain Planet vs Optimus Prime

  • ChristopherRice

    February 11, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Ooh or Stretch Armstrong vs Dracula

  • WalKilla

    February 11, 2012 at 12:32 am

    The borg from Star Trek versus Pee-wee Herman

  • CarlCollier

    February 11, 2012 at 12:33 am

    I got a few

    Cat In The Hat Vs. Cheech Marin.

    Rosco P. Coltrain Vs. Voltron

    Steve Urkel Vs. The Thing (personal favorite!)

    Jar Jar Binks Vs. A Jar of Mayonaisse

  • TyrekeBoyd

    February 11, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Bender (futurama) vs. Pikachu

  • DonaldYoung

    February 11, 2012 at 12:39 am

    The crap monster vs the cookie monster

  • DonaldYoung

    February 11, 2012 at 12:43 am

    The Tick vs the Wolfman

  • Samir Torres-Lafont

    February 11, 2012 at 1:05 am

    I could watch this all day long.

  • blair85

    February 11, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Sauron from Lord of the Rings vs. Rocky (either from Rocky or RHPS)

  • Shadowtheman

    February 11, 2012 at 1:30 am

    Donatello vs Homer Simpson

    Croc(batman) vs Voltron

    Pepe Le pew vs Mothra

    The Inhumanoids vs The Justice league

  • AbsoluteZero509

    February 11, 2012 at 2:05 am


  • jaredludy15

    February 11, 2012 at 2:06 am

    mansquito vs. the fly

    spider man vs. krang

    graboids vs. aliens

    the Blair witch vs. the Wendigo

    Dino-Croc vs. mega piranha

    Dr. House vs. the thing

    Frankenstein’s monster vs. robot monster (Ro-man)

    killer klowns from outer space vs. predator

    ghost face vs. barbie

    the giant leeches vs. dracula

    super 8 monster vs. Andrew from “Chronicle”

    cloverfield monster vs. giant octopus from Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus

  • Shane_Maloney

    February 11, 2012 at 2:15 am

    This is really funny shit! ! ! ! !

  • AbsoluteZero509

    February 11, 2012 at 2:15 am

    Shredder vs mr. miyagi

  • Shane_Maloney

    February 11, 2012 at 2:21 am

    I HAVE ONE…… Super Mario kart VS Mario kart 64 ….. Please review this. And if you can give me props :P

  • Martin Tollberg

    February 11, 2012 at 2:26 am

    I remember of a fight I used to think about a lot as a kid. In fact I think it’s perfect for what you’re going for. Stay Puft Mashmallow Man vs. Pillsbury Doughboy lol.

  • IanJohnson

    February 11, 2012 at 2:32 am

    Frank booth vs the borg queen from startrek

  • WhiteDragon2501

    February 11, 2012 at 2:39 am

    Nerdy Turd vs Shit Pickle (unlikely, but it’d be interesting.)

    Gir (from Invader Zim) vs The Evil Monkey (from Family Guy)

    Critters vs Gremlins (epic movie idea, in my opinion)

    Ace Ventura vs The kid from Problem Child

    Jay and Silent Bob vs A Zombie Horde

    Ernest vs Godzilla

    Ash (from The Evil Dead trilogy, played by Bruce Campbell) vs Indiana Jones

  • WhiteDragon2501

    February 11, 2012 at 2:42 am

    Nerdy Turd vs Shit Pickle (unlikely, but it’d be interesting.)

    Gir (from Invader Zim) vs Caboose (from RedvsBlue)

    Critters vs Gremlins (epic movie idea, in my opinion)

    Ace Ventura vs The kid from Problem Child

    Jay and Silent Bob vs A Zombie Horde

    Ernest vs Godzilla

    Ash (from The Evil Dead trilogy, played by Bruce Campbell) vs Indiana Jones

    • February 11, 2012 at 6:10 am

      @WhiteDragon2501 Critters vs. Gremlins would SO be a badass movie… LOVE that idea!! *Bying the rights* :D

  • WhiteDragon2501

    February 11, 2012 at 2:42 am

    Nerdy Turd vs Shit Pickle (unlikely, but it’d be interesting.)

    Gir (from Invader Zim) vs Caboose (from RedvsBlue)

    Critters vs Gremlins (epic movie idea, in my opinion)

    Ace Ventura vs The kid from Problem Child

    Jay and Silent Bob vs A Zombie Horde

    Ernest vs Godzilla

    Ash (from The Evil Dead trilogy, played by Bruce Campbell) vs Indiana Jones

  • Paul Mckinnon

    February 11, 2012 at 3:46 am

    how about mr potato head from toy story vs eliza doolittle from my fair lady
    yeah….nnow there’s an epic battle

  • Eugene Mayorov

    February 11, 2012 at 4:13 am

    James sure says “Basically” a lot :D

  • RenzoNaupari

    February 11, 2012 at 4:40 am

    I Know james is in california and all shooting the nerd movie (well i think that’s the situation) so where all these videos in the recent past, plus this made before James went to cali? Just a dumb human question is all. :)

    • Kenshiroh

      February 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm

      @RenzoNaupari It looks like this was made right before James left. He mentions that most of is equipment is packed.

  • HotShotQc

    February 11, 2012 at 5:10 am

    this is 100 times better than that overanalyzer thing

    • WhiteDragon2501

      February 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

      @HotShotQc I like OverAnalyzers. It’s like I can enjoy some conversations similar to ones I have occasionally with a select group of friends, but I don’t have to think if it’s the OA series. It’s too bad that I don’t remember all of my previous convos, I could so help that series move on to like the 50th episode so quickly, if any of them would be liked and used.

  • malice936

    February 11, 2012 at 5:15 am

    wow I would actually like to see some sort of thrown together vid of these vs. I would also love to see a lot more of these videos too. It would make an interesting monthly segment or something lol.

  • kuksoolwon

    February 11, 2012 at 5:19 am

    That was funny.But way too short.I could listen to a 30 minute Video of this.You get into it & its over soo fast.Do More

  • AdamRC27

    February 11, 2012 at 6:40 am


  • RobinTorkar

    February 11, 2012 at 6:48 am

    Liking the style of cutting to an off-angle, it adds some variety! Keep up the awesome work and good luck with all the moviestuff! :)

  • JaysonGeronca

    February 11, 2012 at 7:08 am

    Love this, Just like Overanalyzers.

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  • JaysonGeronca

    February 11, 2012 at 7:09 am

    Love this, Just like Overanalyzers.

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  • HJB

    February 11, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Mario vs Sonic

  • Dave Beaudoin

    February 11, 2012 at 8:26 am


  • MaxBt

    February 11, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Mr.smith vs Washington

  • CGBongsmoke

    February 11, 2012 at 8:44 am

    As soon as I seen the opening credit font, I KNEW there was going to be a Terminator reference.

  • beermoneymike

    February 11, 2012 at 9:00 am

    you need to do more of this series

  • Mark Taylor

    February 11, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Easier setup, the last name of the family in Roseanne is Conner… dun dun DUN!!!

    • korahn

      February 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm

      @Mark Taylor Iwas just about to say the same thing.

  • ThomasWGregory

    February 11, 2012 at 11:09 am

    This is good stuff sir!

    Try this , Kup from transformers vs spoon from irobot

  • MrArkadin

    February 11, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Lulzworthy clips from Ed Wood’s rediscovered film Final Curtain. :)

  • A Person

    February 11, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Armake21 vs Spoony.

  • MrA

    February 11, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    This is offtopic, but since James have written about SOPA I figure it’s ok to mention this:

    CBS/VIACOM and AOL/Time Warner is largely responsible for having caused internet piracy by distributing filesharing software to hundreds of millions of users through CNET’s, while at the same time backing SOPA.

    This is the Achilles heel of the attempts of trying to control the net under guise of fighting piracy. Help spread the word if you care about the internet, because they will try again.

  • Kaitohari

    February 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VS The Real Ghostbusters.

  • MEDICgamer

    February 11, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    Ninja Turtles VS Power Rangers… oh wait, that actually happened… and was horrible.

  • SniffHeinkel

    February 11, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    “Michael Myers Vs Leatherface. Everyone would go see that!”

    I wouldn’t see that. Leatherface sux.

  • BramLijb

    February 11, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Lester the Unlikely vs James! :P

  • phookangloosehair

    February 11, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Sweet! This just makes me want to hang out with some old friends and just hang out with a beer and talk about this stuff. Awesome guys.

  • AhmedAldorri

    February 11, 2012 at 4:21 pm


  • February 11, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    I love this kind of stuff! I have many ideas for unlikely crossovesr, and I think I’ll make a site and post some comics I draw one day. And by unlikely I mean something like Aliens vs. X-Men; Terminator vs. Jurassic Park; Berserk vs Harry Potter; Mighty Max vs The Legend of Zelda!!

    Well, for now I’m just making the Crossover Wiki: Actually that’s not about fanfiction, but only official crossovers, but still, hey, you wouldn’t believe what weird crossovers there have been!

  • Jeremyf1977

    February 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    How about 2003 cartoon Baxter Stockman Vs 1987 Baxter or Baxter (the Fly) Stockman?

  • Jeremyf1977

    February 11, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Dr Clayton Forrester from MST3K vs Prof Kelp from the Nutty Prof vs Buddy Love in a triple threat?

  • February 11, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Hey, er. what about… Monkey Banana??

  • GakFace90

    February 11, 2012 at 5:28 pm


  • darknerd64

    February 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    This is awesome. Can’t wait to see more of these versus battles.

  • fightgenie

    February 11, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Data vs. Pinhead

    Rod Serling vs. The Overlook Hotel

    Indiana Jones vs. Hannibal Lector

    Captain Kirk vs. Alex from a Clockwork Orange

  • kwams

    February 11, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    i dig the videos when you guys are just kicking back and having fun like this. nothing tops a nerd video but this stuff comes close

  • February 11, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Batman vs Bruce Lee

    Mario Bros vs Mazinger Z

    Jack the Ripper vs Mr.T

    Rowan Atkinson vs Krang

    Motherfucker Mike vs Son Goku

    MechaDeath Christ vs Ganon

    James Rolfe vs Fei Wong

    Monkey Cheez vs Superman

  • JimmyTheFish

    February 11, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    James Bond vs Penny from inspector gadget. Roger Rabbit vs Rambo. House vs the fifty foot women

  • Oliver

    February 11, 2012 at 7:43 pm


    I want more basic vids like these from you guys!

    I´ve got some examples too!

    Bugs Bunny vs. Michael Myers

    John Connor vs. Meatwad

    Rambo vs. Luke Skywalker

    Butthead (Beevis and Butthead) vs. Link

    Ganon vs. Godzilla

    Spiderman vs. Pedobear (an epic)

    Bowser vs. Bill Gates

    Ghandi vs. Leatherface

    Krang vs. Moguera

    Cpt. Kirk vs. Gene Simmons (kiss)

    Random?? Well fuck yeah!

  • JimmyTheFish

    February 11, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Frank Reynolds vs the pengiun (batman returns).

  • Parry Hotter

    February 11, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I made a YouTube video entitled “Joker vs. Cloverfield Monster”. All I can say is that I finally now know what happened to Heath Ledger’s Joker during his last few moments as he departs this earth the only way Joker can…

    • Fracassi

      February 12, 2012 at 3:24 am

      @Parry Hotter

      I just watched your Youtube Vid – HILARIOUS.

  • MikeScrase

    February 11, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    That was hilarous. Can’t wait for the next one. Having a crappy camera for this kind of thing is okay I think because the stories are all improvised and it’s less formal.

  • JoyOfPlaying

    February 11, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Buff from Back to the future and spiderman!!!! THAT SHIT IS GOLD! :D

    • Kyle Lawson

      February 11, 2012 at 10:08 pm


      Biff you retard

      • JoyOfPlaying

        February 13, 2012 at 9:46 am

        @Kyle Lawson Typo u twat

  • boybob2

    February 11, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Hollywood is so out of idea that you are actually going to see these movies in theaters soon. “In a world where vinyl is the enemy of robots, one kid is going to have to fight for for his survival. DJ Conner is in… Terminator 6: Spin that Shit”

  • kingofthecloset

    February 11, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    “where is dj?”

  • markfilmjunkie

    February 11, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    how about

    I.M.F (mission impossible) vs The A Team

    Jason Vorhees vs Machete

    Rambo vs Rocky

    El Mariachi vs Machete

    Hellboy vs Pazuzu

    Bugs bunny vs Tiger (winnie the Poo)

    Predator vs Jason

    Jack the riper vs Howard the duck

    Captain america vs The Basterds (inglorious basterds)

    Punisher vs Tommy Chung

    Fantastic 4 vs The Losers

    Blade vs Bill (kill bill)

    Wolverine vs The Fonz

    Magneto vs Malcom X

    Professer X vs Martin luther king Jr.

    Spiderman vs Gillagin

    Green goblin vs Mr. miyagi

    Daredevil vs Chucky

    Hulk vs Chech Marin

    Dr.octopus vs Yoda

    Dracula vs count duko

    Darth maul vs Sex machine (from dusk till dawn)

    Elektra vs Gene simmons (kiss)

    Dr. doom vs

    Ghost rider vs Freddy kruger

    Venom (spiderman) vs Sonny Croket (miami vice)

    Sand man (sandman) vs Clayface (batman)

    Ironman vs Robocop

    Deadpool vs Richie Geeko (from dusk till dawn)

    Thor vs Conan the barbarian

    The Avengers vs The Expendables

    The Lizard (spiderman) vs Croc (batman)

    High tower (police academy) vs Rico Tubbs (miami vice)

    Superman vs Seth Gekko (from dusk till dawn)

    Lex luthor vs Stewy (family guy)

    Batman vs Kramer (sinfeld)

    Joker (the dark knight) vs austin powers

    Pengwin (batman) vs Ace ventura

    Catwoman vs The angles (charlies angles)

    Riddler (batman) vs Data

    Zod vs Vlad the impaler

    Two face vs jeckle and hide

    Mr.freeze vs The fly

    Watchmen vs G.I. Joe

    Jonah hex vs House 1977 film

    Green lantern Corp vs Federation (star trek)

    Clint eastwood vs john wayne

    The mask vs Letherface

    Timecop vs Terminator

    King Leonidas vs Theseus

    God vs Zues

    Devil vs Hades

    • February 11, 2012 at 11:53 pm

      @markfilmjunkie Winners:

      The A Team

      Jason Vorhees




      Bugs Bunny


      Howard the Duck

      Captain America


      Fantastic 4




      Martin Luther King Jr.


      Mr. Miyagi


      Cheech Marin

      Dr. Octopus

      Count Dooku

      Darth Maul

      Gene Simmons

      Dr. House

      Ghost Rider






      The Expendables

      Killer Croc

      High Tower





      Ace Ventura

      The Angels


      Vlad the Impaler


      The Fly


      Jonah Hex


      John Wayne






      (Just my opinion. How about yours?)

    • JohnRodrigues

      February 12, 2012 at 2:43 am

      @markfilmjunkie its tigger not tiger xD t. i. double ger- er – :D

    • Fracassi

      February 12, 2012 at 3:22 am


      LMAO – Professor X vs Martin Luther King jr. I don’t know why, but that tickled me.

    • ziggletooth

      February 12, 2012 at 5:45 am


      Zeus vs God? but Zeus is god…

      unless you mean zeus the god we can only try to understand through philosophy and understanding (the god humanity used to value) vs yaweh the cult god derived from folklore that survives only by preventing thought (the god people mistakenly value today).

      zeus wins easily, look how we have turned against yaweh – we had direct orders for example to kill homosexuals but by using philosophy we understood human values were greater and gave the biblical god the finger.

      Zeus > Yaweh

  • February 11, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    If King Kong is buried behind that house, it must be a pretty damn big tract of land :P

  • CareyPalmer

    February 12, 2012 at 12:12 am

    Biff Tannen vs Wayne Arnold (The Wonder Years)

    Who you calling but-head…but-head

  • Chad_MovieBuff

    February 12, 2012 at 1:39 am

    Incredible Hulk vs Hulk Hogan

  • KevinGragg

    February 12, 2012 at 1:53 am

    hahaha damn that dj one was funny as hell and elaborate. lmdho!

  • sharingankunai

    February 12, 2012 at 1:54 am

    this is more video games, but mortal komat vs street fighter, and marvel vs dc

  • KevinGragg

    February 12, 2012 at 1:56 am

    Revenge of the Nerds VS the guys from the Big Bang Theory

  • KevinGragg

    February 12, 2012 at 1:57 am

    AVGN should make a parody of Angry Birds somewhere, as in Angry Nerds

  • JohnRodrigues

    February 12, 2012 at 2:42 am

    superman vs spiderman xD

  • ColoradoMontgomery

    February 12, 2012 at 3:13 am

    Perfect Cell from DBZ VS The Nerd from AVGN….thats a goddamn fight

  • Fracassi

    February 12, 2012 at 3:19 am

    Mr. Hand vs Mr. Hand?

  • Tsjanith

    February 12, 2012 at 3:25 am

    Chuck Norris vs. Galactus /crossovers forever

  • steve4581

    February 12, 2012 at 3:27 am

    How about Sh*t pickle versus James Bond

  • Furydeath

    February 12, 2012 at 5:50 am

    Harvey Birdman vs. Adam West (of family guy)

    • MikeScrase

      February 13, 2012 at 12:08 am

      @Furydeath Goddamnit, Adam West was Batman first. I can’t believe there are kids out there that don’t know that.

  • classicgameguru

    February 12, 2012 at 7:33 am

    Fair fights for the choosing:

    Hyacinth from keeping up appearances VS frank spencer from some mother do ave em.

    Jim varney (ernest) vs Micheal richards (Kramer)

    Roger rabbit vs bugs bunny.

    Bruce lee vs Jackie chan

    Charles bronson vs clint eastwood.

    Futurama’s Bender vs star wars 3-cpo.

    Pee-wee herman vs Benny hill.


    Reg Varney (Stan from ON THE BUSES) vs ????????????

    Dont’ ask me why but i wanna add….Sponge bob square pants vs tampon commercials.

    • Kenshiroh

      February 12, 2012 at 1:21 pm

      @classicgameguru Bruce Lee actually briefly fights Jackie Chan in Enter the Dragon. (This is before Chan was famous.)

      • classicgameguru

        February 14, 2012 at 6:53 am

        @Kenshiroh cool ,looks like i have a old movie to go and see. thanks for the tip!

  • Zadom Blackmoon

    February 12, 2012 at 7:35 am

    hahahahhahahahha loved it! do more!

  • LarsBoye

    February 12, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Hal 9000 vs. Leatherface

  • zmamedotcom

    February 12, 2012 at 10:54 am

    The Flash vs. Elmer Fud!

  • AbsoluZERO

    February 12, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Darth Vader vs Godzilla

  • Jeremyf1977

    February 12, 2012 at 11:35 am

    The three stooges vs 2012 Three Stooges

  • February 12, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Road Runner vs Michael Myers

    • Jeremyf1977

      February 12, 2012 at 1:27 pm

      @Lawllypawp How ’bout sonic vs road runner vs speedy Gonzales vs zoom vs flash vs cheetera

  • February 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Steve Urkel vs the Gremlins

    Bela Lugosi vs Bugs Bunny

    Simon Belmont vs Dexter Morgan

    Mickey Mouse vs Bimmy & Jimmy

    Little Mac vs Freddy Krueger

    Lassie vs the Yeti

    Darth Vader vs Link

    John Shepard vs Sherlock Holmes

    Eddie the Head vs Al capone

    Ezio auditore da Firenza vs Michael Jackson

    Satan vs the Joker

  • Alskie

    February 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    More of these please!

  • TheZaius

    February 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Bugs Bunny vs. The Joker

    They’d both be played by Mike.

  • ducktapeking88

    February 12, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    The Angry Video Game Nerd & The NES Punk VS Captain N & Jimmy from the Wizard. It’s got VS, it’s got crossover, it’s got team ups, it’s got potential.

  • Kris Lerwill

    February 12, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    What about hellraiser vs Pokemon. XD

  • dumbassbitch13

    February 12, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    How about avgn vs nostalgia

    • Bigdaddyclean

      February 15, 2012 at 11:45 am

      @dumbassbitch13 this bitch speaks the truth

  • dumbassbitch13

    February 12, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    critic……no no one will get that

  • FoxeyeValkyrie

    February 12, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Mario from Super Mario Movie vs Bowser from the Super Mario video games.

  • ElliottKoepp

    February 12, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    You guys need to share some of that shit you got…

  • BradleyRowe

    February 12, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Peter Pan Vs. Conan The Barbarian (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

  • markfilmjunkie

    February 12, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    how about

    Hondo (S.W.A.T.) vs Jules (pulp fiction)

    El Mariachi vs Tony Montana

    Domino (El mariachi) vs Gina Montana

    Moco (El mariachi) vs Frank Lopez

    Azul (el mariachi) vs the guy that killed Tony Montana

    Carolina (desperado) vs Elvira Hancock

    Bucho (desperado) vs Sosa

    Seth Gecko (From dusk till dawn) vs Vincent Vega (pulp fiction)

    Richie Gecko (from dusk till dawn) vs Vic Vega (Resevior dogs)

    Jacob Fuller (from dusk till dawn) vs Butch Coolidge (pulp fictiom)

    Sex Machine (from dusk till dawn) vs Marsellus Wallace (pulp fiction)

    Buck (from dusk till dawn 2) vs Ringo (pulp fiction)

    Johnny Madrid (from dusk till dawn 3) vs Captain Koon (pulp fiction)

    Sands( once upon a time in mexico) vs The wolf(Pulp fiction)

    Bill Chambers( once upon a time in mexico) vs Mr. white (reservoir dogs)

    General Marquez (once upon a time in mexico) vs (reservior dogs)

    Cherry Darlin vs The Bride (kill bill)

    El Wray vs Buck(kill bill)

    Machete vs The Bear Jew

    Micky knox and Mallory knox vs Bonnie and Clyde

    Stuntman Mike vs Padre(Machete)

    Zoe(Death proof) vs Luz(machete)

    Han Solo vs Captain Kirk

    Luke Skywalker vs Bones(star trek)

    Yoda vs Spock

    Darth vader vs Kahn(star trek)

    Obi wan vs Captain picard

    Robert Rodriguez vs Quinton Tarantino

    Bugs Bunny vs Mickey Mouse

    Daffy Duck vs Donald Duck

    The Fonz vs Hyde(that 70′s show)

    John Hannible Smith (film version) vs Jim Phelps(film version)

    Templeton Face Peck (film version) vs Ethan Hunt

    B.A. Baracus (film version) vs Luther (mission impossible)

    Indiana Jones vs Catwoman

  • JuanRuiz

    February 12, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Kyle Justin vs Mr Bucket

  • February 12, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    I once saw the movie billy the kid versus dracula.

    never thought i would see that.

  • Rosvolainen

    February 12, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    This series is awesome. Can’t wait to see more of it.

  • Cral-Drefric Ondskan Lindahl

    February 12, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    What did you smoke before making this?

  • YourSwordsPlease

    February 12, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Hahaha nice video they sure are unlikely

  • Mechamortal

    February 12, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Tag team:

    Bill & Ted vs. Wayne & Garth.

    Or make it a Fatal Four-Way Tornado Tag:

    Bill & Ted vs Wayne & Garth vs Beavis & Butthead vs Cheech & Chong.

  • galaxykidgamma

    February 12, 2012 at 9:06 pm


    There is actually a DJ T-1000?


  • stamark1998

    February 12, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    People please, what we really need is:

    Megatron vs Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck

    TMNT vs Birdo and Yoshi

  • Omar Gallardo

    February 12, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Wall-e vs R2D2
    Spiderman vs Darth Vader
    Machete vs Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian
    The Toys from Toy Story vs Ironman

  • TylerLapp

    February 13, 2012 at 3:51 am

    urkel vs. blade

  • RaymondCheplic

    February 13, 2012 at 5:11 am

    Austin Powers vs ASH

  • Raymond Cheplic

    February 13, 2012 at 5:46 am

    Ash vs. Austin powers.

  • alfredough

    February 13, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    This was hilarious! Moar plz

  • olflea

    February 13, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Rainman vs Simon Lynch from Mercury Rising

  • R2

    February 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm


  • thecannonball34

    February 13, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Indiana Jones vs. Maverick from Top Gun

  • markfilmjunkie

    February 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    can you tell me your opiniun on my second list of vs battles and tell me who you think will win e battles

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    February 13, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Funny stuff. This is like an unscripted OverAnalyzers, which is what it OA should have been like in the first place!

  • LettyLetros

    February 13, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    loved this video. total beer drinkin conversation right there. i hope theres more of these

  • Thatguy55

    February 13, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    This was great, can’t wait to hear more. What about Ash Williams Vs. Luke Skywalker?

  • RowanJColeman

    February 14, 2012 at 9:18 am

    MotherFuckin Mike vs. MaTi

  • Dave423

    February 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    walter white (breaking Bad) vs Carl Winslow (Family Matters)

  • Dave423

    February 14, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Carl is doing some interagency training with the DEA because the cartel and blue meth are winding up on chicago streets. Carl is in plaine clothes getting himself some fried chicken at pollos. Well he witnesses a Skinny Walt come in talk to the manager girl and walk out with a a clean bag that clearly does not contain any greesy Pollos food. Why is this organic whole foods guy going to pollos, and why does he own a chemical laden car wash. It just doesnt add up. Steve Urkel the uber nerd he is goes undercover as a chemist and gets hired as a assistant while Walt fights more cancer. Urkel screws up a batch with the classic “Did I do that” joke. Jessie has one of his dumbass friends go to kill urkel but carl saves urkel and Jessie and Walt move the lab to a new location. Then Urkel and Walt Jr. go to Ihop.

  • IcyFlameGamer

    February 14, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Terminator VS Godzilla

  • IcyFlameGamer

    February 14, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    John Wayne VS Michael Jackson

  • IcyFlameGamer

    February 14, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Doc Brown from Back to the Future VS Robo Cop

  • JanElSenor

    February 14, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    Ernest VS Peewee Herman….

  • ElliottKoepp

    February 15, 2012 at 12:25 am

    Dig Dug Vs Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century…

    Pac Man from Pac Man 2 (SNES) vs Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2.

  • NewQuinn

    February 15, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Charmander vs. Richard Nixon

  • February 15, 2012 at 2:56 am

    Laserblast vs Troll….. Tell me that wouldn’t awesome

  • ElMaximo

    February 15, 2012 at 4:57 am

    Chuck Norris vs Terminator

  • ElMaximo

    February 15, 2012 at 4:57 am

    Chuck Norris vs Terminator

  • RaymondCheplic

    February 15, 2012 at 5:42 am

    gremlins vs furbies

  • JasonHershey

    February 15, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Oliver Reed’s tattooed penis vs. The Grither.

  • JasonHershey

    February 15, 2012 at 10:57 am

    One More

    The robot girlfriend from season 1 episode 7 of the Twilight Zone vs. A colony of Sandkings from the first episode of the 1995 Outer Limits series.

  • dritna

    February 15, 2012 at 11:51 am

    the guyver VS toxic avenger

  • JTeam45

    February 15, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Speed Racer vs. Captain Falcon

  • blaa6

    February 15, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Chuggaaconroy VS Steve the Trooper

    Proton John VS C.Falcon

  • dritna

    February 15, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Christohper walken vs The monster from Jeepers Creepers

  • RoyMarkovik

    February 16, 2012 at 12:00 am

    This is stupid! I ain’t wasting my time watching this.

    • Cinemiracle

      February 16, 2012 at 3:40 am

      @RoyMarkovik You encoutered a TROLL, what will you do?

      Your turn:

      (Moves cursor to ATTACK)

      Cinemiracle Attacks: CRITICAL HIT!

      You felled the Troll

      You gained 5 EXP

      You gained 10 G

      The Troll droped a Wooden Sword

      • xiaoxiao22333

        February 16, 2012 at 6:15 pm

        @Cinemiracle @RoyMarkovik look out more trolls are to come

      • Cinemiracle

        February 17, 2012 at 12:21 am

        don’t worry, i’m a level 24 Paladin, Trolls are normally levels 4-13

      • Erwinator

        February 17, 2012 at 4:00 am

        @Cinemiracle This troll at 1:48 is level 80? 100? If there’s no sunlight.

      • Erwinator

        February 17, 2012 at 4:00 am

      • Cinemiracle

        February 17, 2012 at 12:55 pm

        @Erwinator (there is but a note)

        “I have gon e to train in the mountains,,,”

      • RoyMarkovik

        February 22, 2012 at 5:05 pm

        @Cinemiracle @RoyMarkovikDon’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of James but come on people! you have to admit not everything he does is funny.

    • JaceBlaine

      February 23, 2012 at 1:35 am

      @RoyMarkovik ok so u dont watch the vid but u have time to complain about it in the comments

  • AsaiNeroTran

    February 16, 2012 at 12:01 am

    What was that song at the very beginning?

  • Totallyblended

    February 16, 2012 at 2:36 am

    Dae-su Oh from “Oldboy” vs. The A-Team

  • Totallyblended

    February 16, 2012 at 2:37 am

    “Secretariat” vs “The Gecko Brothers” from “From Dusk Till Dawn”

  • Totallyblended

    February 16, 2012 at 2:40 am

    “Doctor Who” vs. Antoine Shurgur from “No Country for Old Men”

  • Totallyblended

    February 16, 2012 at 2:41 am

    Laura Palmer from “Twin Peaks” vs. the aliens from “Plan 9 from outer space”

  • ricshrimpton

    February 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    You guys missed the real connection between the T1000 and DJ. Rosanne’s family name is Connor. DJ’s last name is Connor! The T1000 went looking for John Connor in 1994, which was during Rosanne’s heydey, so it makes sense that he might stop by Rosanne’s house during his search.

  • Shazza1990

    February 16, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    I love these types of talks, random things vs another is an awesome idea haha. How about Dexter (from Dexter, not the cartoon) vs Chucky from Childs Play? :DLooking forward to seeing more!

  • gvb118

    February 16, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    This was really funny. James, you and Mike should make more!

  • JamesGlotz

    February 16, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Ok so you guys are venturing into new lil mini webisodes which is cool. But your success is brought about by the novelty of the characters you represent… Such as BoardJames, MotherfuckerMike, Bullshitman. Something is amiss when you do these new lil ventures that make your webisodes unique and memorable. Either way my lil rant. Love your stuff good to see Mike get more airtime :-)

  • Erwinator

    February 17, 2012 at 3:58 am

    The Elevator from Dick Maas’s the Lift against……the piana from the movie Hausu/House.

  • Erwinator

    February 17, 2012 at 3:59 am

    The elevator from Dick Maas’s de Lift against the piano from House.

  • CamTheWoot

    February 17, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Urkel vs The Giant Claw

  • oldschool222

    February 17, 2012 at 11:12 am

    AVGN vs Irate Gamer???

  • Doogrisa

    February 18, 2012 at 3:14 am

    ET vs. Predator

  • RaulPerez

    February 18, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Godzilla vs. Zorro

  • ablott

    February 18, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Agent Smith vs. The T-Rex from Jurassic Park

  • tongueofthor

    February 18, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    robocop vs. fat bastard

  • Simon V

    February 19, 2012 at 12:51 am

    Haha Very funny!

  • Simon V

    February 19, 2012 at 12:52 am

    Robocop VS. ET

  • DavidMauritz

    February 19, 2012 at 1:18 am

    smegal Vs Dobby

  • Nick Askins

    February 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Astroboy vs Tiger WoodsTroll (dolls) vs Ash KetchumAbe Lincoln vs Jesus

    Amy Winehouse vs Whitney Houston (too soon?)

  • Nerdy_Birdy_64

    February 21, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    Fonzie From “Happy Days” Vs. The Human Centipede

    • JaceBlaine

      February 23, 2012 at 1:36 am

      @Nerdy_Birdy_64 i would pay to see that

    • RaymondCheplic

      February 24, 2012 at 4:51 am

      [email protected]_Birdy_64

  • FredrikBalte

    February 22, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Abraham Lincoln Vs Gandhi

  • FredrikBalte

    February 22, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles Battle of the Sticks.

  • FredrikBalte

    February 22, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Michael Jackson vs Macaulay Culkin

  • FredrikBalte

    February 22, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Michael Jackson vs Macaulay Culkin or if it really would be a fight =b

  • FredrikBalte

    February 22, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Michael Jackson vs Macaulay Culkin or if it really would be a fight =b

  • JaceBlaine

    February 23, 2012 at 1:32 am

    frodo vs jason vorhees

  • JaceBlaine

    February 23, 2012 at 1:36 am

    dragonborn (skyrim) vs. link (zelda)

  • JaceBlaine

    February 23, 2012 at 1:38 am

    @nignog nignog vs. his sexual emotions toward his dad

  • JaceBlaine

    February 23, 2012 at 1:47 am

    AVGN vs nostalgia critic. wait

  • JaceBlaine

    February 23, 2012 at 4:01 am

    chewbacca vs the giant claw vs doc brown vs super mecha death christ

  • NeilHammond

    February 23, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    The first AVP was good. The second one was god awful.

  • NeilHammond

    February 23, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Ce Lo Green vs the Cloverfield Monster

  • Matthew Gustafson

    February 23, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    whats the song in the begining

  • IndiaJackson

    February 23, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    Now I want to do this with a group of friends! It would be a great icebreaker for creative people! :)

  • Dano Angelo

    February 24, 2012 at 4:29 am

    Superman VS Mighty mouse

  • RaymondCheplic

    February 24, 2012 at 4:58 am

    Woody Woodpecker vs John Holmes.

  • Bowser Shakur

    February 25, 2012 at 1:07 am

    2pac vs. Buzz Lightyear

  • AustinChaplin

    February 25, 2012 at 1:37 am

    Charlie chaplin VS 2pac

  • AustinChaplin

    February 25, 2012 at 1:50 am

    “the brave little toaster” VS TimberWolf (mechwarrior)

  • Kaleidoscopic God

    February 27, 2012 at 12:46 am

    Plank (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) vs. Agent Smith.

  • Kaleidoscopic God

    February 27, 2012 at 12:53 am

    Bernie Lomax (deceased) vs. Gort.

  • Kaleidoscopic God

    February 27, 2012 at 12:54 am

    Patrick Bateman vs. Littlefoot.

  • Kaleidoscopic God

    February 27, 2012 at 12:59 am

    Mikey Walsh vs. Galactus.

  • RyanSanders

    March 3, 2012 at 7:00 am

    R,O,B  VS that clown from Poltergeist OR OR OR  R.O.B VS Mr.Bucket! (That would be an epic movie/video)

  • oldschool222

    March 3, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    what about : E.T vs AVGN?

  • MichaelSauter

    March 8, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    …Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

  • DylantheD

    March 9, 2012 at 1:44 am

    Here’s how you do the Norman Bates VS. King Kong Movie:
    After King Kong falls of the empire state building, the government throws his body in the desert to decomposes and be eat by the animals. But it turns out he was only in a coma and wakes up. He then wanders around til he gets to the Bates Motel. He then see’s Norman who is dressed as his mother, Kong mistakes Norman for a beautiful girl. Norman then uses Kong’s love to brain wash him into killing young women for him. At the end of the film, Kong finds out Norman is a man, and they have a final battle.

  • highvoltage

    March 10, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    MotherFucker Mike.  How high does one have to be…  LOL!.  I would pay to see that movie.  

  • dasa383

    March 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    super high tech pionts at mac FACEPALM

  • Amon45

    March 27, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    Michael Jackson vs. Rodan

  • avgnfan

    April 14, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    edgar the bug vs. Steve Urkel. That would be awesome

  • penpan

    August 10, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    T-1000 vs DJ from Roseanne?? OMG that got a huge lol from me :P

    7:00 NO not Uncle JEsse!!!

    HEHEEH I forgot DJ’s last name was Conner :P Funny comparison> But I think if DJ unleashed Roseanne on the T-1000 they would have a chance.

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