Mike / February 4th, 2012
February 4, 2012 at 12:13 am
February 4, 2012 at 12:15 am
I would be terrible at this trivia, I never remember little minute details like this
February 4, 2012 at 12:26 am
I have to say Picard is my favorite as well. You guys should do a debate on the original series movies vs TNG movies. That would be intresting to see what you guys think.
February 4, 2012 at 12:46 am
The full Picard Song is by DarkMateria. The same guy also did The Worf Song and a song called Frame of Mind based on the Riker-centric episode of the same name. Just looke up “DarkMateria” on Youtube and you’ll find all three.
February 4, 2012 at 12:47 am
look -e. Bah.
February 4, 2012 at 12:59 am
Did the stabbed Klingon bleed pink like in Star Trek VI?
February 4, 2012 at 3:58 am
@Mike/Cinemassacre @Hanglyman Did you get Capt. Kirk’s autograph?
February 4, 2012 at 1:29 am
I didnt know any of them.
February 4, 2012 at 1:46 am
download unlimited movies for free? are you fucking stupid?, James if you read the comments, ffs. Hey I condone illegal activities, common
February 4, 2012 at 1:49 am
dumb ass, u need people to monitor your site, that’s ok, James says steal content, you gotta be fucking stupid
February 4, 2012 at 2:58 am
@jemis Get your computer virus scanned and clear your cookies you retard. James has nothing to do with the ads.
February 4, 2012 at 2:44 am
@jemis Clear your cookies.
February 4, 2012 at 3:13 am
@jemis It sounds like you’re getting iframes being inserted into the page by some malware on your computer. You shouldn’t be so quick to anger and blame other people when in reality the issue is with your own computer.
I’d normally give you advice on malware removal but you sound like a douchebag so I won’t waste my time. You’d probably screw it up anyways based on your writing skills.
February 4, 2012 at 3:16 am
It sounds like you’re getting ad-filled iframes inserted into the page by some malware on your computer. You shouldn’t be so quick to anger and blame other people when in reality the issue is with your own computer.
February 4, 2012 at 3:50 am
@jemisAll this guy is doing to starting shit. Is your life that shallow or are you that lonesome of an individual?
February 4, 2012 at 4:45 am
@jemis Use Firefox and Adblock. Stop downloading porn from obscure sites.
February 5, 2012 at 2:04 am
@pottman @jemis Or better yet, *don’t* use Adblock on Cinemassacre, since you’re depriving James of ad revenue when you do that.
February 4, 2012 at 10:47 am
@jemis why does it matter to you what anyone else does with any content that has been shared online? Are you in cahoots with the douche bags that are trying to take control of the internet with that SOPA BS? My advice is, mind your own business. If you haven’t noticed, the only people that supported that bill are the major Movie and Music corporations that have already made tons of money off of us. Online piracy only levels the playing field for us, the people that already gave enough of their hard earned money so that those assholes can be that rich in the first place. They still make more than enough money in theaters and try to milk the poor even more with DVD sales. If you don’t know, there are people in America that are poor. People that can’t afford to go to the theater. So for some people, this is the only way they get to see movies or listen to their favorite songs. I’m not saying that everyone should download movies and music for free, because if everyone did that. the artists would never be able to make a living doing what they do. If you can afford it then buy it. But If you can’t afford it because of how fucked up the American government is, then there is no other choice.
February 5, 2012 at 8:59 am
@pro [email protected]
Bottom line (no pun intended): don’t worry about what ignorant assholes like jemis say. It’s not that big of a deal. What you’re talking about is far more insidious.
February 4, 2012 at 2:00 am
james,you understand that websites are being shut down right? I love you but your are dumb as shit when you post ads that say steal video… ffs so glad I donated my money so you can be fucking stupid
February 4, 2012 at 2:04 am
@jemis Aren’t ads based off the Google searches you do…? I imagine it applies to other search engines.
February 4, 2012 at 3:17 am
February 4, 2012 at 3:48 am
@jemis Buddy you’re really pissing me off you! Get the fuck off this site and never come back you asshole
February 4, 2012 at 4:00 am
@jemis Get an ad blocker and the ads are gone. I seriously don’t have any idea what ads even appear on these videos.
February 5, 2012 at 2:06 am
@SeanFrye @jemis And because of that, you deprived James of ad revenue.
February 4, 2012 at 4:18 am
@jemis i have refreshed the page many tipes to see if i get this ads u spek of but all i see is legit ads, i think u need to stop downloading porn from sketchy sites,
February 4, 2012 at 9:48 am
Take it easy psycho. I read your first two comments on your profile in support of James and all. Then, you start to go beserk for some reason about ads and donation money. Are you having a mental episode right now?
February 5, 2012 at 8:45 am
@jemis LOLOL you’re calling someone stupid
February 4, 2012 at 2:31 am
need more MONKEY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
February 4, 2012 at 2:55 am
shishkebab to kebab to bab
February 4, 2012 at 4:56 am
Wow, Mike, that Star Trek convention story is pretty messed up. I’ve been to a few conventions myself, and the first one actually had the security dressed as klingons. I found it pretty funny to see klingons smoking outside. Of course, there was also the time when they announced over the loud speaker: “please refrain from taking photos of Michael Dorn…the camera flashes are blinding him.” Anyway, that story of yours has to be the ultimate convention wtf.
February 4, 2012 at 5:16 am
I’m surprised they didn’t mention when Picard sang the alphabet song.
February 4, 2012 at 5:19 am
Mike, I forgot to mention this before, but did you hear about that man who tried to rob a convenience store with a bat’leth. lol! One of my friends and I were talking about how hilarious it would be to rob a place while wearing Herman and Grandpa Munster masks, but I think wielding a bat’leth is just going too far.
February 4, 2012 at 6:15 am
Ohhhh yeah, Next Generation baby.
February 4, 2012 at 7:45 am
NERD ALERT! And nice ending on the darkmateria tune! XD
February 4, 2012 at 7:47 am
NERD ALERT! And nice ending on the darkmateria song. There is an actual YouTube video if you’d like to add/replace that in the “description”:
February 4, 2012 at 7:53 am
Heh, I may have picked the wrong video… I remember there was one where there is a clip of Picard and Diana talking about that he is entitled to ramble on about something everyone knows.
February 4, 2012 at 8:50 am
I wonder if there is something like “Sinnlos im Weltraum” in english, too.
If you don’t know it, Sinnlos im Weltraum is a German resynchronization that makes the characters talk stupid things that match gestures/mimic while its lipsync is better than the original German sync. They also rewrote entire episodes to have different contents, in one they talk 2 straight minutes about coffee and all they get it’s just dark black, boiling hot, real tasty, extremely black… and it won’t be black if you put milk in it.
They didn’t only put care into resync and mimic/gesture matching, they also made sure that whatever they say is nonsensical, as well as perfectly inverting the personalities of the bridge crew. Picard is now a violent hobby-alcoholic, Riker has an IQ of 3 (while a dead rat has one of 10), Worf behaves like a four year old sissy, Data has one bit of storage capacity and can get any one-digit addition to a wrong result within 3 hours.
February 4, 2012 at 9:08 am
Damn, I was really good with the Original Series trivia. I suck with TNG, I didn’t know a single answer. Good stuff, though.
February 4, 2012 at 9:13 am
When I was 10, my mom bet me $20 that I wouldn’t be able to remember the name of the disease that was named after Lieutenant Barclay in that one episode where they all mutated into animals for ten years. It’s Barclay’s protomorphosis syndrome. She held up her end.
February 4, 2012 at 9:49 am
I probably never watched more than 5 minutes of any episode, but I feel interested in it because of the trivia videos and other references in AVGN. GOOD VIDEO!
February 4, 2012 at 9:56 am
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from AVGN… you don’t fuck with a Klingon.
February 4, 2012 at 10:13 am
@Starcraft39 lol i guess so.
February 4, 2012 at 10:11 am
these are always entertaining.
February 4, 2012 at 10:20 am
All I’m getting is ‘the picard song’ where’s the fokken trivia?
February 4, 2012 at 4:09 pm
@OctoSeven Disable Adblock
February 4, 2012 at 10:26 am
Hey guys, this is Dark Materia. I’m also a cinemassacre fan
Check out the new version of the picard song instead:
February 4, 2012 at 10:46 am
as much as entertaining as you guys are…this time dark materia steals you guys the show XD
February 4, 2012 at 11:04 am
@Mike/Cinemassacre And do you know the movie ” Star Wreck – In The Pirkinning’? a low budget star trek parody from Finland.
February 4, 2012 at 11:12 am
Thanks Mike. Now I have that song stuck in my head,
Saw it,loved it. I love when James and Mike do a video together.you don’t know what expect to hear them say!
Now I´m wathcing this series going for third session
I’ve watched TNG more than any other Trek, and almost more than ANY show. So I knew the answers except for Picard’s service number. Hope you’ll do some Deep Space Nine soon, as I really liked Avery Brooks’ work as Sisko.
Thanks for linking my song. I’m a big fan of you
Right on TNG was the best series can’t wait to watch Mike & James are the best Duo.
Oddly enough I’m watching the entire series again. Great timing!
Do a DS9 quiz and then we’ll see who is exactly the hardest of hardcore Trekkies here.
DARK MATERIA..!!! I was listening to your song last night. Still just as brilliant as it was a decade ago.
I don’t know if I should feel bad or good about myself for correctly guessing some of those questions. And even worse that I remember the names of the episodes featured.
If I knew that much about Star Trek, I’d check myself into rehab, seriously. Then again, it must be awesome to be that much into a certain series, so I’m not hating, haha.
February 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm
wtf its just a song
This pleases me.
Also, I used to spend a lot of time at the place seen at around 4:26 when I was younger. There usually weren’t that many Klingons.
haha awesome! I’m such a nerd, I knew all those, and I have the picard song, I found it in 2006
very nice gents! I give you super kudos
February 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm
still no trivia vid here.
February 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm
All these comments about the Picard Song… what about THIS one?
February 4, 2012 at 2:16 pm
February 4, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Star Trek – Closer =)
February 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm
I was so stoked when I saw this video tagged up here. The part where he’s all “He just kept talking in one long- Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic…” gets me every time. So badass.
February 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm
I was so stoked when I saw the Picard video tagged up here. The part where he’s all “He just kept talking in one long- Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic…” gets me every time. So badass.
February 4, 2012 at 3:35 pm
This was a fkn surprise! Had a feeling this wasn’t going to happen! So nice being dead wrong! XD
Where did this video title card come from? It looks like a board game?
February 4, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Ugh, it’s been too long since I have watched TNG. I am not getting any of these.
Also, where can I get those shirts?
Wow man, he even new the stardate
damn, James. you need to name yourself “Mumbles” in these videos. I’m having a hell of a time understanding the questions.
and I *don’t* think I can put all the blame on being hearing impaired because I’ve got my ear right up on the speaker and I STILL can’t understand you.
seriously, “what was the name of the defect tack?” what the fuck is a defect tack? oh wait, the Picard Maneuver. James, you need some diction classes.
Star Trek TNG is the only series i enjoy. You were on mike. Great review guys
I have only seen whis show so i shoud know some of these
February 4, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Mike is so fucking funny, James and Mike do such a great team
February 4, 2012 at 4:30 pm
got watching it and thought ” this isn’t a trivia video, holy fuck’, then i realized i was watching the other video, lol. kinda a catchy beat.. captain john jean-luc picard…… i love seeing that there is other people out there that know silly things like that and remember the details haha
February 4, 2012 at 6:03 pm
The Picard Song is the reason why I watched TNG. Totally worth it and it was always fun to spot the scenes used in the vid.
February 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Did you know John De Lancie played a villain on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
February 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm
@KalebKorger Haha, he also played a sexual molesting Doctor who commits suicide in “The Hand that Rocks the Cradle”.
February 4, 2012 at 6:16 pm
@Big [email protected]
February 4, 2012 at 6:19 pm
@KalebKorger Indeed, he’s quite a versatile actor.
February 4, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Brohoof /) ( @KalebKorger
February 4, 2012 at 6:18 pm
February 4, 2012 at 6:33 pm
February 4, 2012 at 6:41 pm
I never watched Star Trek TNG as a kid, but I clearly remember the episode of Reading Rainbow which gave a behind-the scenes of the show.
February 4, 2012 at 6:48 pm
MFW you said Kardashians instead of Cardassians
February 4, 2012 at 6:56 pm
It started off with Discord. I am ok with this
February 4, 2012 at 7:52 pm
what is u guys fav TNG episode, mine is “Darmok”
February 5, 2012 at 8:42 am
February 4, 2012 at 8:01 pm
huh. there’s a scene in the game Mass Effect 2 where the main character is having a drink and they say that “It’s green” line…….I never knew that came from Star Trek…
February 4, 2012 at 10:28 pm
hey mike just wondering if your motherfucker mike characterwill have a heavy presence in the AVGN movie, I think it would’ve beenawesome to have you has the sidekick to steal the show for the entirefilm. I’m guessing you don’t have the same freedom james does to up and
go to l.a. since you’re not on the updated blogs.
February 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm
Ahh man you guys… Star Trek TNG vid, too short!
February 4, 2012 at 11:50 pm
i dunno about everybody else, but i like Mike(no homo),,i wish he had more content on the website,MotherFuckingTuesdays,wednesdays,etc.
February 5, 2012 at 3:48 am
Yeah dude, Mike is a total babe and I’m no homo either, I’m a girl :p
February 5, 2012 at 8:38 am
@JerrySanbox It’s funny if you think about what sort of person feels the need to include the rider “no homo,” and all that it entails about said person. Comfy?
That said, no homo at all (the missus would be pretty upset if it were…homo…)…I agree with you.
February 5, 2012 at 12:06 am
Ok one of 2 things are happening here. The motherfucker mike’s borg ship has taken over Cinemassacre or James is smoking some crazy californian weed. I am good with eather one.
February 5, 2012 at 12:09 am
Ok one of 2 things are happening here. The motherfucker mike’s borg ship has taken over Cinemassacre or James is smoking some crazy californian weed. I am good with eather one. Oops i watched the second movie first… NOW this makes sence.
February 5, 2012 at 1:10 pm
To be nitpicky… the Enterprise was commissioned on stardate 40759.5. While this is indeed old Earth year 2363… your book is wrong if it asks for stardate and gives the Roman calendar year.
February 5, 2012 at 6:25 pm
February 5, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Mike, get the fuck out this site. I know it need admin, but hell no, go away to gaymassacre.com
February 5, 2012 at 8:18 pm
@Jacek wow harsh. Whats this hostility for. Come on guy lets see you back it up instead of just hacking away blindly. Come on lets here it.
February 5, 2012 at 9:28 pm
@Jacek James & Mike are a team. Piss off!
February 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm
@Jacek Oh god, just get out of here. If you don’t like Mike, either deal with it or go away.
February 5, 2012 at 6:52 pm
In Next Gen Picard was my favourite character as well. However my favourite character in the entire Star Trek franchise is Seven of Nine. And not just because of the reason you may think although partly.
February 5, 2012 at 8:58 pm
I can’t believe the ytmnd site is still live after all this time. I think Data’s probably my favorite Next Gen character, but Picard will always be my favorite captain.
February 6, 2012 at 12:45 am
@Syrin Not only is it alive, but the guy who owns it makes a nice living from it.
February 7, 2012 at 1:45 am
@Syrin wat is this ytmnd site?
February 5, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Finally got around to watching this… Fkg Hilarious! And if mike legit knew all those, that is pretty wild!
Ending was ridiculous! XD