You can own the AVGN for yourself and rub Shit Pickle all over your body by simply picking one up at ScrewAttackStore.com!
Sorry about another thing to buy, right after a fundraiser.
And don’t miss the video. It’s funny!
ALSO, NEW UPDATE. (See the end of the video about a free month of advantage program on ScrewAttack as an additional Thanks!)
Free Month of Advantage on ScrewAttack - http://www.screwattack.com/advantage
1) Log in/Make an Account on ScrewAttack
2) Click “Advantage” in your drop down menu
3) Select “Support Monthly”
4) Fill out the info
5) Put “AVGN” in the promo code area
6) Finish up the page!
February 3, 2012 at 10:09 am
omfg! I want one! hurry shut up and take my money!
February 3, 2012 at 10:12 am
No need to apologize, James. You’re running a business. You’re not doing anything wrong by selling us something we would want. Now what you need to do is make some action figures. : )
February 3, 2012 at 10:29 am
@TwistedSpeech +1000000 totally agree.
February 3, 2012 at 11:25 am
@TwistedSpeech When did James apologize for selling stuff?
February 3, 2012 at 11:28 am
@Olivania @TwistedSpeech
In the original post.
”
You can own the AVGN for yourself and rub Shit Pickle all over your body by simply picking one up atScrewAttackStore.com!
Sorry about another thing to buy, right after a fundraiser.
And don’t miss the video. It’s funny!”
February 3, 2012 at 11:31 am
@cachinstrattons @TwistedSpeech Oops, my bad. Didn’t pay attention. XD Just saw it, thx. ^^
February 3, 2012 at 11:37 am
@Olivania @TwistedSpeech Happy to help, LOL!
February 3, 2012 at 10:29 am
I second having action figures!
February 3, 2012 at 10:37 am
Well there you go, James. People want action figures, so hop to it, lol! : )
February 3, 2012 at 11:04 am
wow at all the adds, hope they are funding the movie and will be down once it is finished, if not… sellout
February 3, 2012 at 11:22 am
@jemis The ads are needed to keep this site online…jeez, some people….
February 3, 2012 at 11:28 am
@metalcommand bullshit, James has 200k after taxes, he could at least tell us why he needs the mass ad campaign
February 3, 2012 at 11:30 am
@jemis That money goes straight to the movie. As he said in the previous update, he actually comes short and he has to make cuts in his script. He needs to pay to keep the site online, plus he needs to pay his normal ‘stuff’ (the house, taxes etc.). His work IS cinemassacre and the only way he gets money is through advertisements, gametrailers and youtube. (Don’t count the donations, cause that’s just for the movie.)
February 3, 2012 at 11:31 am
@jemis @metalcommand
You, my friend, are a jackhole. Have a nice day.
February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am
@jemis @metalcommand
This just in… Jemis is a jackhole.
This concludes our broadcast day.
February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am
@jemis If the ads are really bothering you just get adblock plus if you’re using firefox.
February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am
@krimoz911 @jemis Amen, to both of you.
February 3, 2012 at 11:36 am
@metalcommand @krimoz911 james makes mad money, u really think that the 12 dollars a day he makes off the ads is funding his life? He needs to drop that shit so he doesn’t look like every other sellout.
February 3, 2012 at 11:38 am
@jemis@krimoz911 12 dollars? You’re joking, right? He gets a lot of money from ads, youtube and gametrailers. And if the ads aren’t for funding his life, it’s for funding this website? You think this website is free or cheap?
February 3, 2012 at 11:41 am
@metalcommand@krimoz911 OK, tell me how much he makes then, 12 dollars from ads is pushing the limits on what you can make. You know tho, right so give me the figures. Hosting a website is cheap, bandwidth is expensive.
February 3, 2012 at 11:44 am
@jemis@krimoz911 You have to pay for the .com and the bandwidth. EVERY website has ads nowadays. Youtube, gametrailers and many many many more. You think they all do that for 12 dollars? Please, just shut up.
February 3, 2012 at 11:50 am
@metalcommand @krimoz911 you understand that you pay a flat fee for a website right? usually 75 bucks a year(thats on the out side you can get some for less than ten) You didn’t answer my question, that tells me you have no fucking idea what you are talking about “. EVERY website has ads nowdays” like I said… sellout, I hope this isnt the case, I wan’t the best for james, I just don’t want to see 50 fucking ad’s to watch his video’s.
February 3, 2012 at 11:52 am
@jemis @metalcommand @krimoz911 Ever heard of Bandwidth Usage, Jemis? The more traffic there is, the more it costs. This isn’t a tiny hobby page with a dozen visitors anymore.
February 3, 2012 at 11:54 am
@cachinstrattons @metalcommand @krimoz911 did you read my comments, let me refresh you memory “Hosting a website is cheap, bandwidth is expensive. “
February 3, 2012 at 11:54 am
@cachinstrattons @metalcommand @krimoz911 did you read my comments, let me refresh you memory “Hosting a website is cheap, bandwidth is expensive. “
February 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm
@cachinstrattons @metalcommand @krimoz911
any more d bag comment u want to make?
February 3, 2012 at 12:25 pm
@jemis @cachinstrattons @krimoz911 Who’s the douchebag, douchebag? Lol.
February 3, 2012 at 12:50 pm
@metalcommand @cachinstrattons @krimoz911 that would be you as you didn’t answer any of my questions or provide a decent response… so metalcommand you are the douchbag…
February 3, 2012 at 1:01 pm
@metalcommand @cachinstrattons @krimoz911 step right up, i have the day off, I’ll be here to destroy you pussies.
February 4, 2012 at 3:13 am
@jemis @cachinstrattons@krimoz911 I did reply to your comment but you just dodged the questions and my arguments. You don’t have any arguments and you continue flaming around. Have a nice day, I hope you get kicked off cinemassacre soon with your threats as above.
February 4, 2012 at 2:59 am
@jemis Delete your fucking cookies!
February 3, 2012 at 11:26 am
Holy shit that AVGN plush is hilarious. I’m going to buy one and carry it everywhere with me, randomly shouting obscenities in public places. “La la la … ASS,” I’ll say. Or “dum dee dum dum… FUCK ROCKET”
I’m having fun just THINKING about it.
Way to go, James. It’s so good to see all of this falling into place for you. You deserve it!
February 3, 2012 at 11:27 am
That little nerd is kinda funny. Too bad I don’t buy merchandise stuff anymore. XD
February 3, 2012 at 11:30 am
Why did I have to watch a commercial just so I could watch a commercial? WTF??
February 3, 2012 at 12:35 pm
@KevinGragg You should have read the title.
February 3, 2012 at 1:54 pm
@Olivania i knew it was a commercial. thats why i clicked on it. but before i get to watch james’ commercial, there was an ad that played before it. kinda funny actually when you think about the video where James talked about what if one day when you turned your tv on before you could watch anything you would have to watch a bunch of commercials. lol
February 3, 2012 at 11:31 am
Dont get me wrong I love the nerd but this plush toy is just a gay idea. Why make a plush toy? Its stupid.
February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am
@KevinGragg Merchandise. Some people love to buy that stuff. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. It’s very, very simple.
February 3, 2012 at 11:33 am
@metalcommand I know but personally I wouldnt go with a plush toy. I would go with something more practical.
February 3, 2012 at 11:33 am
@KevinGragg That’s possible. He does have practical stuff, like DVDs, shirts, caps etc. etc. I think it’s a smart move to expand his merchandise.
February 4, 2012 at 2:35 am
@KevinGragg @metalcommand Practical?? if ya don’t like it, don’t buy it. simple as that.
February 3, 2012 at 11:33 am
@KevinGragg Nobody is forcing a Nerd Plush down your throat. Don’t buy one then, Christ.
February 3, 2012 at 11:34 am
@cachinstrattons ok calm down little fella.
February 3, 2012 at 11:35 am
@KevinGragg Sorry… just don’t see the need to bitch and rip shit apart just because it doesn’t fit in with what you see as “practical” or “desirable”. As was said, if you don’t want one, then just shut up and not buy…. why gripe about everything. Try and be a bit supportive for fuck’s sake.
February 3, 2012 at 11:38 am
@cachinstrattonsJesus fucking Christ. I was just making a point. You should only really sell out and make plush toys when you become a has been and nobody likes your shit anymore. But James is way too popular to break down to that point just yet. Why dont you shut the fuck up and quit being the whiny little bitch? so fuck off, fuck face.
February 3, 2012 at 11:39 am
@KevinGragg@cachinstrattons But is he ‘selling out’? It is a commercial of screwattack, so maybe it’s an initiative of them?
February 3, 2012 at 11:40 am
@KevinGragg “fuck off, fuck face.” Nice… come up with that one all by yourself, or did you buy it from the village idiot? From the very beginning of this post, your comments, summarized.
“Why do I have to watch commercials?”, “A nerd plush is stupid”, “Why not make something more practical.”, “James looks like a sellout”.
I’m the whiny little bitch? Might wanna re-evaluate there bud.
February 3, 2012 at 11:41 am
@metalcommand @cachinstrattons Not necessarily but the idea of such a medium to me is like an extra. What would have been a better idea would be like an action figure or a figurine statue like they have for Super Mario Bros and shit like that. Because you can put more detail into it and its better than a plush toy. Am I right?
February 3, 2012 at 11:41 am
@metalcommand @cachinstrattons plus it kinda goes with the whole “nerd” thing.
February 3, 2012 at 11:43 am
@KevinGragg@cachinstrattons I guess that a plush is cheaper and easier to make than an action figure.
February 3, 2012 at 11:43 am
@cachinstrattons congratulations. you learned to summarize. you are now at a 4th grade level. But minus some points cuz you stated that I said that James looks like a sell out. I never said he sold out. I said this is a sellout item. Make sure you get it right before trying to talk shit dude.
February 3, 2012 at 11:44 am
@metalcommand @cachinstrattons But you can sell it for a bit more. Not to mention it would sell like crazy. And that profit would make the original price not a sacrifice at all.
February 3, 2012 at 11:45 am
@KevinGragg Sorry I misquoted your 2nd grade complaint. Kudos to you for being such a stand up guy. I bow before your greatness.
February 3, 2012 at 11:46 am
@cachinstrattons2nd grade? lol youre just taking my comment and using it on me and just lowering the grade level by 2. Way to subtract. idiot.
February 3, 2012 at 11:46 am
@KevinGragg A fast quarter is better than a slow buck.
February 3, 2012 at 11:47 am
@metalcommand maybe. but then again time is only a concept.
February 3, 2012 at 11:47 am
@metalcommand im just saying. an action figure or statue would be pretty sweet. in the commercial it could be like “with kung-fu grip”
February 3, 2012 at 11:48 am
@KevinGragg Thanks. I knew you were awesome. Wow. I’m so humbled to just be here with you. You call me childish, in so many words, yet you’re “name calling” kinda seems hypocritical, no?
February 3, 2012 at 11:49 am
@cachinstrattons sure. why not? i really dont care,
February 3, 2012 at 11:51 am
@KevinGragg Good. I agree. No caring. Caring is for pussies!
Having bitched at you for a while. I would also like to note that I actually agree with your comment about an “action figure” style thing being better. But that’s my opinion… Tons of people are going to buy that plush… Including me.
February 3, 2012 at 11:53 am
@cachinstrattons lol. thanks. i wasnt trying to discourage anyone from buying the plush. what would be cool is if the plush toy said random nerd phrases when you squeezed it like “ASS!” or “HOLY FUCKFARTS!”.
February 3, 2012 at 11:53 am
@cachinstrattons lol. thanks. i wasnt trying to discourage anyone from buying the plush. what would be cool is if the plush toy said random nerd phrases when you squeezed it like “ASS!” or “HOLY FUCKFARTS!”.
February 3, 2012 at 11:58 am
Or hurl insults at people, so you could carry it around… walk up to someone… squeeze it and…
“You’re a fuckin’ pile of…. “
February 3, 2012 at 12:05 pm
@cachinstrattons Calm down man. Your intense defense of the nerd doesn’t help anyone. And even if you don’t agree with Kevin, there is no need to freak out and insult.
February 3, 2012 at 12:06 pm
@Olivania @cachinstrattons they are all over James’s cock, his wife needs to watch out.
February 3, 2012 at 10:34 pm
@KevinGragg The concept here is that it is available. You DON’T have to buy it. And some people would love to have a silly Shitpickle plushie. So who cares? It’s not even an issue.
February 4, 2012 at 2:23 am
@KevinGragg
that’s so straight!
February 3, 2012 at 11:45 am
Does the pickle come pre-shat?
February 3, 2012 at 12:14 pm
jesus christ. a fucking stuffed nerd and pickle covered in shit should not be sparking so much debate. i will say i feel its a bit over priced but is it the dumbest thing they could have come up with and is james now a sellout, no. as people have already said, if you don’t like it don’t buy it. but don’t call someone a sellout over something so stupid. james needs to make a living like the rest of us and between the content on this site and what he’s putting in of his own to make his movie i think he has paid his dues. so anyone who’s calling him a sellout based on this one little thing is just being disrespectful plain and simple.
February 3, 2012 at 12:31 pm
@JohnDore The problem in my opinion is, that 90% of the people don’t seem to be able to talk about the AVGN like sane/normal people. You either get those that act like he was some kind of Internet Jesus and then you get all the frustrated people who come here and insult everyone. I agree with what you said but I also think it should be possible to criticize the AVGN show, the movie or James. Of course always with well thought out and legit points and respect. But unfortunately most people don’t seem to be able to do that, and if someone actually writes something that makes sense, they get murdered by an army of so called “fanboys” (Damn, I really tried to avoid this word).
February 3, 2012 at 12:42 pm
@Olivania honestly i was trying to avoid the fanboy label myself but unfortunately that’s the most fitting term for some people. and i’m all for criticism when it is valid and thought out. its when people start throwing out words like “sellout” just cause someone becomes popular or god forbid decides to merchandise. cause you know they’re the same people who would complain if he didn’t do this stuff and therefore couldn’t produce as much content.
February 3, 2012 at 12:18 pm
I have several stuffed animals that I cuddle at night when I go to bed.
I can’t wait to add the shit pickle to my collection.
Now I’m going to cuddle that cute little shit pickle next to me as I dream about the nerd while asleep.
February 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm
I am goin to buy both of these!!!! Nice to add to my collection of avgn merchandise!
February 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm
I am goin to buy both of these!!!! Nice to add to my collection of avgn merchandise!
February 3, 2012 at 12:23 pm
I could just see some Chinese worker making the shit pickle plush toy in a factory saying “These Americans are sick bastards, a pickle with shit on it, good God”.
February 3, 2012 at 1:23 pm
@sdfsdfdsf If the Chinese makes half the stuff that’s soled in Japan, I think they might be used to this sort of thing, and much worse.
February 3, 2012 at 5:29 pm
@Marvipe @sdfsdfdsf Chinise dont think, they just work
February 3, 2012 at 10:33 pm
@chiotrou @Marvipe @sdfsdfdsf Riiiiiiiight……..
February 3, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Stick some audio in these bad boys and charge 30.
February 3, 2012 at 1:46 pm
“Baby, you’re not a shit load of fuck. Have a Shit Pickle”
Awesome.
I’m totally getting these things after I make up for all that beer I drank last night.
February 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Oh, and yes, a little audio recording thing would be perfect for these things!
DO IT!
February 3, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Gonna order one next week and save it for my first kid…due July 4th
February 3, 2012 at 3:01 pm
@KevanGant
Cool. A pre-congrats to you. I wonder if they are baby safe
February 3, 2012 at 3:08 pm
@DanielV Thanks buddy, there doesn’t look like there is anything that can come off it…if it doesn’t look safe I will just have to keep it for myself
February 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Anyone else find it odd we have to watch a commercial to watch a commercial?
February 3, 2012 at 5:18 pm
$17 plus shipping? EACH? Sorry, but that’s gouging at it’s finest. Plushes that size are not worth more than $12 – $14, I don’t care WHO they’re of.
February 4, 2012 at 11:19 pm
@EEBlake lulz, regular ol’ merchandise expert i take it?
February 3, 2012 at 5:43 pm
That video is soooo a rip from this
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=caviar+jam&oq=caviar+jam&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1257l2700l0l2989l10l9l0l0l0l0l303l1576l0.3.3.1l7l0
February 3, 2012 at 6:12 pm
I wonder if by video he means the huge fucking ad under his post or the one to the right of his post or the three on the front page, you disappoint me James.
February 3, 2012 at 10:32 pm
@jemis you do realize that ad revenue keeps websites like this available for people like you to use for free, right? You’re not paying a dime for anything on Cinemassacre.com. James is, and if you’ve ever seen the video he did on running this website, the bills can be rather huge, even WITH his own servers.
February 4, 2012 at 12:37 am
@Devil_Rising I’m glad ur mom still pays for your internet, the rest of us pay around 30$ a month. You also realize that he chooses to post videos and that he makes money off of each one he posts, step off of Jame’s cock already,
James doesn’t run his own severs ffs…
February 4, 2012 at 1:06 am
@jemis Do YOU realize that he doesn’t have a choice and that he only makes money off the vids when he sells the DVDs? The ads and merchandise pay for the SITE (only a minimal amount goes to him for his bills/life). Do you not understand that this is his JOB (as in his source of income)? Besides, if you hate the ads so much, then throw on AdBlock and STFU. Do you also realize that you can choose not to watch? No one is forcing you to be here (and it sounds like you don’t want to be here anyways).And if you watched the video that Devil_Rising referred to, you would see that he does indeed use a server.And instead of telling people to get off his cock, maybe you should get on. Definitely sounds like you could use some.
February 4, 2012 at 3:47 am
@jemis @Devil_Rising Are you aware that Mrs.Rolfe also quit her day job to work on the site. So for both of them this is their means of income you ignorant jerk
February 4, 2012 at 5:10 am
@jemis *sigh* I really shouldn’t feed trolls. But I’m gonna go ahead and do this because sometimes, I just can’t keep my “mouth” shut. Three things, “Jemis”. 1. You’re glad my MOM still pays for my internet? Child, I’m probably twice as old as you are, and I pay for ALL my own things. I’m sure that you, on the other hand, cannot say the same.
2. You seem to have a severe lack of understanding about how A) the internet, and B) running a website ACTUALLY works. James does not make money off of every video he posts. In fact, it COSTS him money, because it takes up more server space, and more bandwidth when people look at more videos, more often. Go take a look around ANY major website. IGN.com, 1UP.com, Kotaku, Facebook, Youtube, Hulu, GOOGLE. Guess what? They ALL have ads, because they ALL pull in ad revenue, because in MOST of their cases, they use the ad revenue to help A) keep the site up and running, and B) pay their staff. This is ESPECIALLY true for Cinemassacre. I’m rather sure that James pays his wife, Mike Matei, the dude who runs his basement servers, and anyone else who helps him with the site and the production of his videos. Those “annoying ads” pay for ALL of that and more, ESPECIALLY on a website like this one, that is 100% FREE to morons like you, who take for granted that they aren’t paying a single red cent for all the enjoyment that James provides everyone. 3. This is the most important. Do yourself a favor, and watch this. Believe it or not, it is HOSTED on this very website:http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/04/hosting-cinemassacre-com-from-my-basement/When you’re done watching the ENTIRE thing, and I’d like you to then do ME a favor, and kindly come back here and post “Gee, I’m sorry I sounded like such a complete and utter fucking moron dude. I promise to never make such an ignorant post without actually knowing what in the living hell I’m talking about whatsoever, ever again.”
February 4, 2012 at 5:17 am
*sigh*http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/04/hosting-cinemassacre-com-from-my-basement/
Let’s try that again. If not, just go look it up yourself. It’s easy to find. Point being, yes…he DOES run his own servers.
February 4, 2012 at 7:05 pm
@Devil_Rising
“Gee, I’m sorry I sounded like such a complete and utter fucking moron dude. I promise to never make such an ignorant post without actually knowing what in the living hell I’m talking about whatsoever, ever again.”
I kinda like you Devil_Rising
P.S. I donated money for the movie
February 4, 2012 at 7:08 pm
@Devil_Rising Oh and read the first comment of the video you posted then stfu u long winded ass hat
February 4, 2012 at 7:14 pm
@jemis Doesn’t mean it costs any less, asshole.And you call him a “long-winded ass hat” yet you keep responding, so that makes you a clueless dumbass. You can stfu now.
February 4, 2012 at 7:17 pm
@DBK wut? sorry but saying something that isnt true in a 2 page report makes you a long winded ass hat.
February 4, 2012 at 7:19 pm
@jemis So you donated money, probably bought something from the store, and yet you are complaining about a plushie that you don’t even have to buy. Plus you are complaining about something (this site) that you have absolutely no knowledge of.You are one inconsiderate jack ass. You don’t deserve to be a fan of James. GTFO.
February 4, 2012 at 7:20 pm
@DBK I donated and bought Jame’s stuff and I’m the inconsiderate jack ass. Make fucking sense.
February 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm
@jemis Being wrong on one account out of the several being talked about doesn’t mean the whole thing isn’t true. And yet you still respond. Being a retard like a boss, good job.
February 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm
@jemis @DBK why does it feel like I’m on youtube or facebook LMAO
February 4, 2012 at 7:23 pm
@jemis Yes you are. Bitching and moaning over stupid shit and not being appreciative of what he is trying to do makes it so.
February 4, 2012 at 7:25 pm
@NEORaven667 The idiots of the internet aren’t confined to youtube or facebook, unfortunately. It would be a better place if they where.
February 4, 2012 at 7:25 pm
@DBK says the clueless jackass that keeps responding to peoples comments, derp
February 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm
@DBK your
Comprehension of reality is so fucking low, I gave money and bought his stuff, yet you say i’m inconsiderate, how fucking stupid are you?
February 4, 2012 at 7:30 pm
@DBK Right >.< wishing they were. I operate a youtube channel and it feels like a childrens fairy tale book nowadays with all the trolls
February 4, 2012 at 7:35 pm
@jemis Apparently no where near as stupid as you are. Since you donated money and bought stuff you have no right to complain, yet you do anyway. That makes you inconsiderate. If you can’t (or won’t) understand that, then you’re hopeless.
February 4, 2012 at 7:39 pm
@jemis lol and yet you still do it as well, since you apparently don’t know how to STFU. So what does that say about you?
February 4, 2012 at 7:41 pm
@NEORaven667 So do I. Sometimes it feels like a friggen preschool classroom in there. The level of stupidity and immaturity there is astounding.
February 4, 2012 at 7:44 pm
@DBK buying things from the site gives me every right to complain, damn you are slow, you are the one calling people clueless for responding to people, you are stupid…
February 4, 2012 at 7:57 pm
@jemis No it doesn’t. He’s not forcing you to buy anything or to give him money. And since you already did, that gives you no right to complain, since you apparently didn’t mind then. Not only does that make you retarded hypocrite, but it makes you an inconsiderate jackass.
And yet you still respond and are unable to STFU, so that makes you twice the dumb fuck.
February 4, 2012 at 8:23 pm
@DBK again you have no Idea what critical thinking is, you are amazingly stupid, I hope that you are the only one so stupid