AVGN and Shit Pickle plush / UPDATE about FREE month of Advantage program

James / February 3rd, 2012

You can own the AVGN for yourself and rub Shit Pickle all over your body by simply picking one up at ScrewAttackStore.com!

Sorry about another thing to buy, right after a fundraiser.

And don’t miss the video. It’s funny!

ALSO, NEW UPDATE. (See the end of the video about a free month of advantage program on ScrewAttack as an additional Thanks!)

Free Month of Advantage on ScrewAttack - http://www.screwattack.com/advantage

1) Log in/Make an Account on ScrewAttack
2) Click “Advantage” in your drop down menu
3) Select “Support Monthly”
4) Fill out the info
5) Put “AVGN” in the promo code area
6) Finish up the page!

Comments

  • ZenWoo

    February 3, 2012 at 10:09 am

    omfg! I want one! hurry shut up and take my money!

  • TwistedSpeech

    February 3, 2012 at 10:12 am

    No need to apologize, James. You’re running a business. You’re not doing anything wrong by selling us something we would want. Now what you need to do is make some action figures. : )

    • xDeadGhostx

      February 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

      @TwistedSpeech +1000000 totally agree.

    • Olivania

      February 3, 2012 at 11:25 am

      @TwistedSpeech When did James apologize for selling stuff?

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:28 am

        @Olivania @TwistedSpeech

        In the original post.

        You can own the AVGN for yourself and rub Shit Pickle all over your body by simply picking one up atScrewAttackStore.com!

        Sorry about another thing to buy, right after a fundraiser.

        And don’t miss the video. It’s funny!”

      • Olivania

        February 3, 2012 at 11:31 am

        @cachinstrattons @TwistedSpeech Oops, my bad. Didn’t pay attention. XD Just saw it, thx. ^^

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:37 am

        @Olivania @TwistedSpeech Happy to help, LOL! :)

  • girlgeek19

    February 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

    I second having action figures! :D

  • TwistedSpeech

    February 3, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Well there you go, James. People want action figures, so hop to it, lol! : )

  • jemis

    February 3, 2012 at 11:04 am

    wow at all the adds, hope they are funding the movie and will be down once it is finished, if not… sellout

    • metalcommand

      February 3, 2012 at 11:22 am

      @jemis The ads are needed to keep this site online…jeez, some people….

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 11:28 am

        @metalcommand bullshit, James has 200k after taxes, he could at least tell us why he needs the mass ad campaign

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:30 am

        @jemis That money goes straight to the movie. As he said in the previous update, he actually comes short and he has to make cuts in his script. He needs to pay to keep the site online, plus he needs to pay his normal ‘stuff’ (the house, taxes etc.). His work IS cinemassacre and the only way he gets money is through advertisements, gametrailers and youtube. (Don’t count the donations, cause that’s just for the movie.)

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:31 am

        @jemis @metalcommand

        You, my friend, are a jackhole. Have a nice day.

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am

        @jemis @metalcommand

        This just in… Jemis is a jackhole.

        This concludes our broadcast day.

    • krimoz911

      February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am

      @jemis If the ads are really bothering you just get adblock plus if you’re using firefox.

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am

        @krimoz911 @jemis Amen, to both of you.

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 11:36 am

        @metalcommand @krimoz911 james makes mad money, u really think that the 12 dollars a day he makes off the ads is funding his life? He needs to drop that shit so he doesn’t look like every other sellout.

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:38 am

        @jemis@krimoz911 12 dollars? You’re joking, right? He gets a lot of money from ads, youtube and gametrailers. And if the ads aren’t for funding his life, it’s for funding this website? You think this website is free or cheap?

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 11:41 am

        @metalcommand@krimoz911 OK, tell me how much he makes then, 12 dollars from ads is pushing the limits on what you can make. You know tho, right so give me the figures. Hosting a website is cheap, bandwidth is expensive.

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:44 am

        @jemis@krimoz911 You have to pay for the .com and the bandwidth. EVERY website has ads nowadays. Youtube, gametrailers and many many many more. You think they all do that for 12 dollars? Please, just shut up.

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 11:50 am

        @metalcommand @krimoz911 you understand that you pay a flat fee for a website right? usually 75 bucks a year(thats on the out side you can get some for less than ten) You didn’t answer my question, that tells me you have no fucking idea what you are talking about “. EVERY website has ads nowdays” like I said… sellout, I hope this isnt the case, I wan’t the best for james, I just don’t want to see 50 fucking ad’s to watch his video’s.

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:52 am

        @jemis @metalcommand @krimoz911 Ever heard of Bandwidth Usage, Jemis? The more traffic there is, the more it costs. This isn’t a tiny hobby page with a dozen visitors anymore.

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 11:54 am

        @cachinstrattons @metalcommand @krimoz911 did you read my comments, let me refresh you memory “Hosting a website is cheap, bandwidth is expensive. “

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 11:54 am

        @cachinstrattons @metalcommand @krimoz911 did you read my comments, let me refresh you memory “Hosting a website is cheap, bandwidth is expensive. “

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm

        @cachinstrattons @metalcommand @krimoz911

        any more d bag comment u want to make?

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 12:25 pm

        @jemis @cachinstrattons @krimoz911 Who’s the douchebag, douchebag? Lol.

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 12:50 pm

        @metalcommand @cachinstrattons @krimoz911 that would be you as you didn’t answer any of my questions or provide a decent response… so metalcommand you are the douchbag…

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 1:01 pm

        @metalcommand @cachinstrattons @krimoz911 step right up, i have the day off, I’ll be here to destroy you pussies.

      • metalcommand

        February 4, 2012 at 3:13 am

        @jemis @cachinstrattons@krimoz911 I did reply to your comment but you just dodged the questions and my arguments. You don’t have any arguments and you continue flaming around. Have a nice day, I hope you get kicked off cinemassacre soon with your threats as above.

    • supmandude

      February 4, 2012 at 2:59 am

      @jemis Delete your fucking cookies!

  • cachinstrattons

    February 3, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Holy shit that AVGN plush is hilarious. I’m going to buy one and carry it everywhere with me, randomly shouting obscenities in public places. “La la la … ASS,” I’ll say. Or “dum dee dum dum… FUCK ROCKET”

    I’m having fun just THINKING about it.

    Way to go, James. It’s so good to see all of this falling into place for you. You deserve it!

  • Olivania

    February 3, 2012 at 11:27 am

    That little nerd is kinda funny. Too bad I don’t buy merchandise stuff anymore. XD

  • KevinGragg

    February 3, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Why did I have to watch a commercial just so I could watch a commercial? WTF??

    • Olivania

      February 3, 2012 at 12:35 pm

      @KevinGragg You should have read the title. ;-)

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 1:54 pm

        @Olivania i knew it was a commercial. thats why i clicked on it. but before i get to watch james’ commercial, there was an ad that played before it. kinda funny actually when you think about the video where James talked about what if one day when you turned your tv on before you could watch anything you would have to watch a bunch of commercials. lol

  • KevinGragg

    February 3, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Dont get me wrong I love the nerd but this plush toy is just a gay idea. Why make a plush toy? Its stupid.

    • metalcommand

      February 3, 2012 at 11:32 am

      @KevinGragg Merchandise. Some people love to buy that stuff. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. It’s very, very simple.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:33 am

        @metalcommand I know but personally I wouldnt go with a plush toy. I would go with something more practical.

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:33 am

        @KevinGragg That’s possible. He does have practical stuff, like DVDs, shirts, caps etc. etc. I think it’s a smart move to expand his merchandise.

      • nate64

        February 4, 2012 at 2:35 am

        @KevinGragg @metalcommand Practical?? if ya don’t like it, don’t buy it. simple as that.

    • cachinstrattons

      February 3, 2012 at 11:33 am

      @KevinGragg Nobody is forcing a Nerd Plush down your throat. Don’t buy one then, Christ.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:34 am

        @cachinstrattons ok calm down little fella.

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:35 am

        @KevinGragg Sorry… just don’t see the need to bitch and rip shit apart just because it doesn’t fit in with what you see as “practical” or “desirable”. As was said, if you don’t want one, then just shut up and not buy…. why gripe about everything. Try and be a bit supportive for fuck’s sake.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:38 am

        @cachinstrattonsJesus fucking Christ. I was just making a point. You should only really sell out and make plush toys when you become a has been and nobody likes your shit anymore. But James is way too popular to break down to that point just yet. Why dont you shut the fuck up and quit being the whiny little bitch? so fuck off, fuck face.

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:39 am

        @KevinGragg@cachinstrattons But is he ‘selling out’? It is a commercial of screwattack, so maybe it’s an initiative of them?

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:40 am

        @KevinGragg “fuck off, fuck face.” Nice… come up with that one all by yourself, or did you buy it from the village idiot? From the very beginning of this post, your comments, summarized.

        “Why do I have to watch commercials?”, “A nerd plush is stupid”, “Why not make something more practical.”, “James looks like a sellout”.

        I’m the whiny little bitch? Might wanna re-evaluate there bud.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:41 am

        @metalcommand @cachinstrattons Not necessarily but the idea of such a medium to me is like an extra. What would have been a better idea would be like an action figure or a figurine statue like they have for Super Mario Bros and shit like that. Because you can put more detail into it and its better than a plush toy. Am I right?

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:41 am

        @metalcommand @cachinstrattons plus it kinda goes with the whole “nerd” thing.

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:43 am

        @KevinGragg@cachinstrattons I guess that a plush is cheaper and easier to make than an action figure.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:43 am

        @cachinstrattons congratulations. you learned to summarize. you are now at a 4th grade level. But minus some points cuz you stated that I said that James looks like a sell out. I never said he sold out. I said this is a sellout item. Make sure you get it right before trying to talk shit dude.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:44 am

        @metalcommand @cachinstrattons But you can sell it for a bit more. Not to mention it would sell like crazy. And that profit would make the original price not a sacrifice at all.

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:45 am

        @KevinGragg Sorry I misquoted your 2nd grade complaint. Kudos to you for being such a stand up guy. I bow before your greatness.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:46 am

        @cachinstrattons2nd grade? lol youre just taking my comment and using it on me and just lowering the grade level by 2. Way to subtract. idiot.

      • metalcommand

        February 3, 2012 at 11:46 am

        @KevinGragg A fast quarter is better than a slow buck.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:47 am

        @metalcommand maybe. but then again time is only a concept.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:47 am

        @metalcommand im just saying. an action figure or statue would be pretty sweet. in the commercial it could be like “with kung-fu grip”

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:48 am

        @KevinGragg Thanks. I knew you were awesome. Wow. I’m so humbled to just be here with you. You call me childish, in so many words, yet you’re “name calling” kinda seems hypocritical, no?

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:49 am

        @cachinstrattons sure. why not? i really dont care,

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:51 am

        @KevinGragg Good. I agree. No caring. Caring is for pussies!

        Having bitched at you for a while. I would also like to note that I actually agree with your comment about an “action figure” style thing being better. But that’s my opinion… Tons of people are going to buy that plush… Including me.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:53 am

        @cachinstrattons lol. thanks. i wasnt trying to discourage anyone from buying the plush. what would be cool is if the plush toy said random nerd phrases when you squeezed it like “ASS!” or “HOLY FUCKFARTS!”.

      • KevinGragg

        February 3, 2012 at 11:53 am

        @cachinstrattons lol. thanks. i wasnt trying to discourage anyone from buying the plush. what would be cool is if the plush toy said random nerd phrases when you squeezed it like “ASS!” or “HOLY FUCKFARTS!”.

      • cachinstrattons

        February 3, 2012 at 11:58 am

        Or hurl insults at people, so you could carry it around… walk up to someone… squeeze it and…

        “You’re a fuckin’ pile of…. “

      • Olivania

        February 3, 2012 at 12:05 pm

        @cachinstrattons Calm down man. Your intense defense of the nerd doesn’t help anyone. And even if you don’t agree with Kevin, there is no need to freak out and insult.

      • jemis

        February 3, 2012 at 12:06 pm

        @Olivania @cachinstrattons they are all over James’s cock, his wife needs to watch out.

    • Devil_Rising

      February 3, 2012 at 10:34 pm

      @KevinGragg The concept here is that it is available. You DON’T have to buy it. And some people would love to have a silly Shitpickle plushie. So who cares? It’s not even an issue.

    • LysanderTheevilmonkey

      February 4, 2012 at 2:23 am

      @KevinGragg

      that’s so straight!

  • Bazuuka

    February 3, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Does the pickle come pre-shat? :P

  • JohnDore

    February 3, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    jesus christ. a fucking stuffed nerd and pickle covered in shit should not be sparking so much debate. i will say i feel its a bit over priced but is it the dumbest thing they could have come up with and is james now a sellout, no. as people have already said, if you don’t like it don’t buy it. but don’t call someone a sellout over something so stupid. james needs to make a living like the rest of us and between the content on this site and what he’s putting in of his own to make his movie i think he has paid his dues. so anyone who’s calling him a sellout based on this one little thing is just being disrespectful plain and simple.

    • Olivania

      February 3, 2012 at 12:31 pm

      @JohnDore The problem in my opinion is, that 90% of the people don’t seem to be able to talk about the AVGN like sane/normal people. You either get those that act like he was some kind of Internet Jesus and then you get all the frustrated people who come here and insult everyone. I agree with what you said but I also think it should be possible to criticize the AVGN show, the movie or James. Of course always with well thought out and legit points and respect. But unfortunately most people don’t seem to be able to do that, and if someone actually writes something that makes sense, they get murdered by an army of so called “fanboys” (Damn, I really tried to avoid this word).

      • JohnDore

        February 3, 2012 at 12:42 pm

        @Olivania honestly i was trying to avoid the fanboy label myself but unfortunately that’s the most fitting term for some people. and i’m all for criticism when it is valid and thought out. its when people start throwing out words like “sellout” just cause someone becomes popular or god forbid decides to merchandise. cause you know they’re the same people who would complain if he didn’t do this stuff and therefore couldn’t produce as much content.

  • nerd11111111

    February 3, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    I have several stuffed animals that I cuddle at night when I go to bed.

    I can’t wait to add the shit pickle to my collection.

    Now I’m going to cuddle that cute little shit pickle next to me as I dream about the nerd while asleep.

  • JamesRolfe is boss

    February 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    I am goin to buy both of these!!!! Nice to add to my collection of avgn merchandise!

  • JamesRolfe is boss

    February 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    I am goin to buy both of these!!!! Nice to add to my collection of avgn merchandise!

  • sdfsdfdsf

    February 3, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    I could just see some Chinese worker making the shit pickle plush toy in a factory saying “These Americans are sick bastards, a pickle with shit on it, good God”.

    • Marvipe

      February 3, 2012 at 1:23 pm

      @sdfsdfdsf If the Chinese makes half the stuff that’s soled in Japan, I think they might be used to this sort of thing, and much worse.

      • chiotrou

        February 3, 2012 at 5:29 pm

        @Marvipe @sdfsdfdsf Chinise dont think, they just work

      • Devil_Rising

        February 3, 2012 at 10:33 pm

        @chiotrou @Marvipe @sdfsdfdsf Riiiiiiiight……..

  • Jseagull

    February 3, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Stick some audio in these bad boys and charge 30.

  • DanielV

    February 3, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “Baby, you’re not a shit load of fuck. Have a Shit Pickle”

    Awesome.

    I’m totally getting these things after I make up for all that beer I drank last night.

  • DanielV

    February 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Oh, and yes, a little audio recording thing would be perfect for these things!

    DO IT!

  • KevanGant

    February 3, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Gonna order one next week and save it for my first kid…due July 4th :)

    • DanielV

      February 3, 2012 at 3:01 pm

      @KevanGant

      Cool. A pre-congrats to you. I wonder if they are baby safe

      • KevanGant

        February 3, 2012 at 3:08 pm

        @DanielV Thanks buddy, there doesn’t look like there is anything that can come off it…if it doesn’t look safe I will just have to keep it for myself :P

  • RobertHilliker

    February 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Anyone else find it odd we have to watch a commercial to watch a commercial?

  • EEBlake

    February 3, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    $17 plus shipping? EACH? Sorry, but that’s gouging at it’s finest. Plushes that size are not worth more than $12 – $14, I don’t care WHO they’re of.

    • Muggyjoe

      February 4, 2012 at 11:19 pm

      @EEBlake lulz, regular ol’ merchandise expert i take it?

  • Lolnus

    February 3, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    That video is soooo a rip from this

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=caviar+jam&oq=caviar+jam&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1257l2700l0l2989l10l9l0l0l0l0l303l1576l0.3.3.1l7l0

  • jemis

    February 3, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    I wonder if by video he means the huge fucking ad under his post or the one to the right of his post or the three on the front page, you disappoint me James.

    • Devil_Rising

      February 3, 2012 at 10:32 pm

      @jemis you do realize that ad revenue keeps websites like this available for people like you to use for free, right? You’re not paying a dime for anything on Cinemassacre.com. James is, and if you’ve ever seen the video he did on running this website, the bills can be rather huge, even WITH his own servers.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 12:37 am

        @Devil_Rising I’m glad ur mom still pays for your internet, the rest of us pay around 30$ a month. You also realize that he chooses to post videos and that he makes money off of each one he posts, step off of Jame’s cock already,

        James doesn’t run his own severs ffs…

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 1:06 am

        @jemis Do YOU realize that he doesn’t have a choice and that he only makes money off the vids when he sells the DVDs? The ads and merchandise pay for the SITE (only a minimal amount goes to him for his bills/life). Do you not understand that this is his JOB (as in his source of income)? Besides, if you hate the ads so much, then throw on AdBlock and STFU. Do you also realize that you can choose not to watch? No one is forcing you to be here (and it sounds like you don’t want to be here anyways).And if you watched the video that Devil_Rising referred to, you would see that he does indeed use a server.And instead of telling people to get off his cock, maybe you should get on. Definitely sounds like you could use some.

      • gamez

        February 4, 2012 at 3:47 am

        @jemis @Devil_Rising Are you aware that Mrs.Rolfe also quit her day job to work on the site. So for both of them this is their means of income you ignorant jerk

      • Devil_Rising

        February 4, 2012 at 5:10 am

        @jemis *sigh* I really shouldn’t feed trolls. But I’m gonna go ahead and do this because sometimes, I just can’t keep my “mouth” shut. Three things, “Jemis”. 1. You’re glad my MOM still pays for my internet? Child, I’m probably twice as old as you are, and I pay for ALL my own things. I’m sure that you, on the other hand, cannot say the same.

        2. You seem to have a severe lack of understanding about how A) the internet, and B) running a website ACTUALLY works. James does not make money off of every video he posts. In fact, it COSTS him money, because it takes up more server space, and more bandwidth when people look at more videos, more often. Go take a look around ANY major website. IGN.com, 1UP.com, Kotaku, Facebook, Youtube, Hulu, GOOGLE. Guess what? They ALL have ads, because they ALL pull in ad revenue, because in MOST of their cases, they use the ad revenue to help A) keep the site up and running, and B) pay their staff. This is ESPECIALLY true for Cinemassacre. I’m rather sure that James pays his wife, Mike Matei, the dude who runs his basement servers, and anyone else who helps him with the site and the production of his videos. Those “annoying ads” pay for ALL of that and more, ESPECIALLY on a website like this one, that is 100% FREE to morons like you, who take for granted that they aren’t paying a single red cent for all the enjoyment that James provides everyone. 3. This is the most important. Do yourself a favor, and watch this. Believe it or not, it is HOSTED on this very website:http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/04/hosting-cinemassacre-com-from-my-basement/When you’re done watching the ENTIRE thing, and I’d like you to then do ME a favor, and kindly come back here and post “Gee, I’m sorry I sounded like such a complete and utter fucking moron dude. I promise to never make such an ignorant post without actually knowing what in the living hell I’m talking about whatsoever, ever again.”

      • Devil_Rising

        February 4, 2012 at 5:17 am

        *sigh*http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/04/hosting-cinemassacre-com-from-my-basement/

        Let’s try that again. If not, just go look it up yourself. It’s easy to find. Point being, yes…he DOES run his own servers.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 7:05 pm

        @Devil_Rising

        “Gee, I’m sorry I sounded like such a complete and utter fucking moron dude. I promise to never make such an ignorant post without actually knowing what in the living hell I’m talking about whatsoever, ever again.”

        I kinda like you Devil_Rising

        P.S. I donated money for the movie

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 7:08 pm

        @Devil_Rising Oh and read the first comment of the video you posted then stfu u long winded ass hat

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:14 pm

        @jemis Doesn’t mean it costs any less, asshole.And you call him a “long-winded ass hat” yet you keep responding, so that makes you a clueless dumbass. You can stfu now.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 7:17 pm

        @DBK wut? sorry but saying something that isnt true in a 2 page report makes you a long winded ass hat.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:19 pm

        @jemis So you donated money, probably bought something from the store, and yet you are complaining about a plushie that you don’t even have to buy. Plus you are complaining about something (this site) that you have absolutely no knowledge of.You are one inconsiderate jack ass. You don’t deserve to be a fan of James. GTFO.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 7:20 pm

        @DBK I donated and bought Jame’s stuff and I’m the inconsiderate jack ass. Make fucking sense.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm

        @jemis Being wrong on one account out of the several being talked about doesn’t mean the whole thing isn’t true. And yet you still respond. Being a retard like a boss, good job.

      • NEORaven667

        February 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm

        @jemis @DBK why does it feel like I’m on youtube or facebook LMAO

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:23 pm

        @jemis Yes you are. Bitching and moaning over stupid shit and not being appreciative of what he is trying to do makes it so.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:25 pm

        @NEORaven667 The idiots of the internet aren’t confined to youtube or facebook, unfortunately. It would be a better place if they where.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 7:25 pm

        @DBK says the clueless jackass that keeps responding to peoples comments, derp

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm

        @DBK your

        Comprehension of reality is so fucking low, I gave money and bought his stuff, yet you say i’m inconsiderate, how fucking stupid are you?

      • NEORaven667

        February 4, 2012 at 7:30 pm

        @DBK Right >.< wishing they were. I operate a youtube channel and it feels like a childrens fairy tale book nowadays with all the trolls

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:35 pm

        @jemis Apparently no where near as stupid as you are. Since you donated money and bought stuff you have no right to complain, yet you do anyway. That makes you inconsiderate. If you can’t (or won’t) understand that, then you’re hopeless.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:39 pm

        @jemis lol and yet you still do it as well, since you apparently don’t know how to STFU. So what does that say about you?

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:41 pm

        @NEORaven667 So do I. Sometimes it feels like a friggen preschool classroom in there. The level of stupidity and immaturity there is astounding.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 7:44 pm

        @DBK buying things from the site gives me every right to complain, damn you are slow, you are the one calling people clueless for responding to people, you are stupid…

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 7:57 pm

        @jemis No it doesn’t. He’s not forcing you to buy anything or to give him money. And since you already did, that gives you no right to complain, since you apparently didn’t mind then. Not only does that make you retarded hypocrite, but it makes you an inconsiderate jackass.

        And yet you still respond and are unable to STFU, so that makes you twice the dumb fuck.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 8:23 pm

        @DBK again you have no Idea what critical thinking is, you are amazingly stupid, I hope that you are the only one so stupid

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 8:32 pm

        @jemis Bitching and moaning (read: trolling) over something stupid and trivial is not critical thinking. Making an observation and properly (and thoroughly) backing it up (which you have yet to do in any of your posts) would be considered critical thinking. What you are doing is just being a retarded, inconsiderate jack ass who is unable to STFU.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 8:35 pm

        @DBK I didn’t claim that james runs his own servers.

        I didn’t claim that people responding to others comments are clueless,

        you are slow, it’s no longer funny..

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm

        @DBK good god you are that dumb, wow

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 8:44 pm

        @jemis Perhaps not, but you are the one complaining about something that you don’t even have to buy (or be a part of) and being a jack ass about it.And you are still proving how much of a retard you are. I guess you really don’t know how to stfu.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 8:46 pm

        @jemis lol Which just means that you are immeasurably worse. Please, keep proving how much of a dumbass you are. I am quite enjoying this.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 8:47 pm

        @DBK Make a fucking sentence, damn.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 8:54 pm

        @jemis lol Wow you don’t even know what a sentence is. Perhaps I underestimated the level of retardation you’ve been displaying. Let me try something else: You retard. You jackass. You stfu. There, better?

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 8:58 pm

        @DBK lol Wow you don’t even know what a sentence is. Perhaps I underestimated the level of retardation you’ve been displaying. Let me try something else: You retard. You jackass. You stfu. There, better?

        You jackass is a sentence fragment, so is you stfu and there, better? ffs

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:04 pm

        @jemis lol you really are a moron. Since you don’t understand complete sentences, I threw a couple of incomplete ones your way so that you would. But it seems not even that helped. There’s no hope for the truly retarded.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm

        @DBK I just realized you are a ten year old girl, shit.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:19 pm

        @DBK wonders if you were born b/f 1996

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:20 pm

        @jemis lol I realized that about you 10 posts ago. Guess I’m not the slow one after all.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:20 pm

        @DBK you are

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:20 pm

        @jemis And you yell at me about incomplete sentences.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:21 pm

        @jemis You’re the one who continues to prove otherwise. I’m just along for the ride.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:23 pm

        @DBK prove otherwise, ffs, people can’t read minds, explain ftw you are talking about.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:28 pm

        @jemis It’s wtf, not ftw. I would (I actually have several times now, but it was just too sophisticated for you), but you would just ignore it and continue to attack me. There is no reasoning with you. You would rather act like a spoiled high school cheerleader, therefore you will be treated as one.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:32 pm

        @DBK (I actually have several times now, but it was just too sophisticated for you) You understand that you are making no fucking sense?

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:42 pm

        @jemis And again you’re proving my point. You should try to actually read what I say instead of wasting all that energy attacking how I say it. But I guess retards can’t do that. lol I’m not making any sense? I’m making more sense then you did at the beginning of all this. Being a retard must make you incapable of seeing that, though. Oh well….

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:46 pm

        @DBK describing yourself, i’m proud of you.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:49 pm

        @jemis lol And yet another incomplete sentence. You’re really bad at this, you know that? I guess that is to be expected from illiterate, inconsiderate retards. Oh well…….

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:50 pm

        @DBK Oh well… incomplete sentence…

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:55 pm

        @jemis That was done on purpose. It’s called creative writing. But I guess you would have to master basic writing first before you can even consider the advanced stuff. And you being a retard pretty much kills any chance you have. I’m surprised you managed to live this long.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:00 pm

        @DBK advance writing means incomplete sentences… wow

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:03 pm

        @jemis lol Ah you never cease to amuse. I’m guessing you’re either in high school or junior high. Isn’t it past your bed time?

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:04 pm

        @DBK you understand the junior high is in high school?

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:07 pm

        @jemis lol Wow. I really underestimated your level of retardation. Junior high is 6th, 7th, and 8th grades. High school is 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th grades. And they are never in the same school. You must have been dropped (repeatedly) as a baby.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:11 pm

        @DBK juniors are in high school in my world

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:14 pm

        @DBK ur talking about middle school, might be a translation problem here.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:18 pm

        @jemis Nope, here in reality it’s called junior high. And I know that for a fact because my niece goes to junior high (in a different building from the high school), and it’s referred to as junior high. And the ones by me are also called that. It’s understandable if your retarded mind can’t comprehend that.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:22 pm

        @DBK freshman, sophomore, junior, senior, all high school grades

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:29 pm

        @jemis Freshman = 9th grade, Sophomore = 10th grade, Junior = 11th grade, Senior = 12th grade. Those set of grades (6th – 8th) are considered the junior version of high school, thus Junior High. Wow, I can’t believe I had to explain that to you. Your retardation level is growing exponentially.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:30 pm

        @DBK Freshman = 9th grade, Sophomore = 10th grade, Junior = 11th grade, Senior = 12th grade. Those set of grades (6th – 8th) wut?

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:31 pm

        @DBK you just said that grades 9-12 are 6th-8th, wow

      • Muggyjoe

        February 4, 2012 at 11:21 pm

        @jemis Lulz, buncha arguing trolls here…..moving along

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 11:26 pm

        @Muggyjoe I like James, fuck all the ad’s.

      • DBK

        February 5, 2012 at 12:07 am

        @jemis The ads allow James to do what he does. if you don’t like the ads, then you don’t like James. Just use AdBlock and stfu, cause the ads aren’t going away.

  • Prizm4

    February 3, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    I think the design is very good, especially the AVGN doll.

  • yamina_chan

    February 3, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    XD

    That is awesome! I never thought I’d see official plushis like this *laughs*

    I’ll hve to get these a some point.

    I do wonder about some of the comments here tough. It would be strange if they were offering a plush of James, but the AVGN is a character. I don’t see why this is diffrent from any other merchandise that was modeled in a way to look like an actor in a specific role.

  • February 3, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Sorry, but until you make talking AVGN plush, I’m not buying. I want to be able to to throw one on the ground in a fit of rage and have him say “$h1t!” and “F—!!!”

  • February 3, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    When’s the AVGN lifesize standee coming out?

  • JeramieKruger

    February 3, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    You should make make them for cinemassacre, James. I ain’t buying squat from Screw Attack, lmao.

    • Devil_Rising

      February 3, 2012 at 10:30 pm

      @JeramieKruger Well…I’m pretty sure all the Cinemassacre merch is only available through Screw Attack. Why don’cha like SA?

    • Doogrisa

      February 3, 2012 at 11:59 pm

      @JeramieKruger James gets a percentage of the profits.

  • ValisHD

    February 3, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    0:25 Epic Glomp

  • DBK

    February 3, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    Wow….so James is a sellout for making plushies? Really? Doesn’t take much to shoot him down, does it? Smh…Really people (or rather certain people), if you don’t like, don’t buy. Simple. No sense wasting your energy b****ing and moaning.I am also getting tired of people complaining about the ads on this site. He needs them to keep the site running (it’s not cheap). Would you rather pay for the videos he puts up? Maybe pay to post comments? Yeah, I didn’t think so. And if the ads are really getting your panties up in a bunch, then get AdBlock (although you would still get the ad in the video) and STFU (not that I am condoning its use on this site – cause I’m not).Also, people need to realize that this is his main source of income (as made clear by Mrs. Nerd). That’s right people…THIS IS HIS DAY JOB. So if he wants to sell plushies to generate a little more revenue, then I say…….SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!That is all.

    • Cyberxion

      February 4, 2012 at 3:15 am

      @DBK If he was just in this to generate merchandise, then yeah, I could see people calling him a sell-out. But it should be completely clear by now that the dude has a passion for film-making and enjoys entertaining people with his work. If he wants to sell some merch at this point then I think he’s beyond entitled to.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 3:29 am

        @Cyberxion @DBK And I agree completely. I was calling out the people that were calling him a sell out (aka the morons). Trust me I will be buying the set of plushies shortly.

      • Devil_Rising

        February 4, 2012 at 5:23 am

        @Cyberxion @DBK I wouldn’t even call it “Selling out” in any circumstance. I’d call it “fan service”. If people want an AVGN doll, they can buy one. If no one wants one, then they don’t sell, and then they stop selling. Pretty simple. I don’t know why anyone would criticize James, or anyone, for putting up cool merchandise. The kind of stuff a lot of fans of pretty much anything would love to have if they could afford it. But it really disturbs me to see just how many people seem to come in here that don’t seem like James Rolfe fans at all. There seems to be a huge disconnect between “kissing James’ ass”, and pointing out what should be practical knowledge. And what’s more, a major disconnect with people who seem to think that all they should, or can do, is criticize or talk shit about things they supposedly like. It’s mind boggling, and an unfortunate symptom of our faceless, anonymous Internet Age. No consequences for acting like a douche, basically. And a lot of people on the internet seem to thrive on just that. I honestly feel bad sometimes, with some of the stupid shit we see. If I were James, I’d be a tiny bit embarrassed, not for himself, but for the fact that his poor wife has to read some of that garbage. Truly sad, and truly unnecessary. Hopefully they both realize that that assholes who pop up in here, do not represent the vast majority of his supportive fan-base.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 4:18 pm

        @Devil_Rising @Cyberxion Well said. Definitely agree.

    • Dashhx3

      February 4, 2012 at 5:57 pm

      @DBK Haha don’t feed the trolls dude.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 6:00 pm

        @Dashhx3 Sometimes it can’t be helped.

  • MarcusAlexanderRickardHolmström

    February 3, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Awesome! I’d love my very own shit pickle! Erh that sounded weird but they look great!

  • jemis

    February 4, 2012 at 2:03 am

    stealing content, James says its ok,and yes i’m going to bring you to court

    • Doogrisa

      February 4, 2012 at 2:27 am

      @jemis get the fuck out of here with your shallow threats!!!

    • supmandude

      February 4, 2012 at 2:30 am

      @jemis What the fuck content are you talking about?

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 2:45 am

        @supmandude I think he has been hitting the bottle hard.

      • Olivania

        February 4, 2012 at 4:16 am

        @DBK @supmandude Yeah, and probably has been hit “by” a bottle as well. XD

      • DanielV

        February 4, 2012 at 5:11 am

        @Olivania @DBK @supmandude

        lol!

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 2:30 pm

        @Olivania @DBK @supmandude I lol’d, thx for the troll food.

  • nate64

    February 4, 2012 at 2:32 am

    ok everyone shut the fuck up and enjoy the fact that there is AVGN plushies out there :D wootsauce!!!!

  • kboyd

    February 4, 2012 at 3:33 am

    You should make a Mike Matei Plush too.

  • DerekShort

    February 4, 2012 at 4:07 am

    I love James 100% but $18 a piece for these? Is that a joke?

    • DerekShort

      February 4, 2012 at 4:17 am

      But I will say this: if anyone deserves it, it is James. Hope he sells a lot. I think it would make more sense to charge $18 to see the upcoming movie than for a doll because I will pay it for the movie.

      • Devil_Rising

        February 4, 2012 at 5:33 am

        @DerekShort If I had to guess, I’d wager that James personally doesn’t set the price of EVERY piece of merch that bears his name or likeness. Those dolls likely aren’t all that cheap to manufacture. And ultimately, it’s ScrewAttack.com’s store that is providing them and making them available. Hence the reason they are running the ad for them. Meaning, they most likely set the price themselves. And the sad fact is, prices on everything seem to be going up. It’s just how it is, sadly.

  • rankinbass

    February 4, 2012 at 4:24 am

    they would make good Christmas tree ornaments, if only they were a tad smaller.

  • February 4, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    That AVGN plush is totally adorable.

  • Xtremo

    February 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Awesome!

  • MarkusRussak

    February 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    OH i would love that shitpickle, too bad i don’t have the 18 bucks

  • Cameo

    February 4, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    I’ll not use the advantage code (though I did donate) because ads are financing the site. Where can I sign up for more ads? Btw, the plushes are awesome. Gotta get me my very own AVGN.

  • TerrifyerX07

    February 4, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    I wish there were just a plush turd i could buy. how fucking funny would that be to toss around the the room

  • NEORaven667

    February 4, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Step 1: People that are haters of James I must ask WHY ARE YOU HERE?

    Step 2: This Is James’ Job. You wouldn’t want him to go to your work and troll you do you?

    Step 3: So What If He Has Some New Merchs. It’s not often that he does it, and to be honest I don’t think he does. It’s screwattack.com

    Step 4: James Doesn’t care about the trolls. in fact he just says that he only pays attention to the fans more than anything cause that’s who helps him with his job.

    and finally

    Step 5: Out of all the things going on James still managed to give us more material to watch while he works on his movie which is more than most producers and directors can say.

    I say lets keep this page for the fans, and take the trolling back to youtube and facebook where it spawned from

    • NEORaven667

      February 4, 2012 at 7:36 pm

      and sorry but i’m not going to buy these for a while. I’m wanting my cinemassacre t-shirt first

      • LysanderTheevilmonkey

        February 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm

        @NEORaven667

        What if you got these and the shirt ?

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:37 pm

        @LysanderTheevilmonkey @NEORaven667 dude can’t afford the shirt

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:46 pm

        @jemis At least he’s not complaining about it.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:48 pm

        @DBK “and sorry but i’m not going to buy these for a while. I’m wanting my cinemassacre t-shirt first” that is a complaint, u are one slow bitch.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:52 pm

        @jemis That is not a complaint. That’s simply a statement. He’s going to buy them eventually, unlike someone else.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm

        @DBK complaining about not having enough money is a complaint.

      • Olivania

        February 4, 2012 at 9:55 pm

        @jemis @DBK Yes, but he didn’t complain. ;-)

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:56 pm

        @Olivania @DBK wut?

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:57 pm

        @Olivania @DBK I like your style Olivania

      • Olivania

        February 4, 2012 at 9:57 pm

        @jemis @DBK Didn’t you just call someone a “slow bitcht? XD

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:57 pm

        @Olivania @DBK something like that

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 9:57 pm

        It’s more like a statement on his own financial situation. You, on the other hand, full on attacked James for your own shortcomings. Big difference.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 9:58 pm

        @DBK I can afford to buy shirts, I wish you would learn to read.

      • aduck123

        February 4, 2012 at 9:59 pm

        @Olivania @jemis@DBK A slow bitch. smooth

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:01 pm

        @jemis But you apparently can’t afford the plushies. And instead of stating it the way he did, without faulting anyone, you went and attacked James fro it. Apparently you are the one who needs to learn to read.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:03 pm

        @DBK I have no idea what you just said

      • aduck123

        February 4, 2012 at 10:03 pm

        @jemis @DBK whats going on…

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:05 pm

        @jemis lol The less sophisticated rarely do.

      • Olivania

        February 4, 2012 at 10:05 pm

        @DBK @jemis When did jemis “attack” James?

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:09 pm

        @Olivania @DBK I did, I hope he doesn’t read it tho, I was just expressing my dislike of the new ad’s. I paid cash that I earned to support the video and the site and I get fucking ads. If I can’t complain, I give up.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:14 pm

        @Olivania “wow at all the adds, hope they are funding the movie and will be down once it is finished, if not… sellout bullshit, James has 200k after taxes, he could at least tell us why he needs the mass ad campaign james makes mad money, u really think that the 12 dollars a day he makes off the ads is funding his life? He needs to drop that shit so he doesn’t look like every other sellout. I wonder if by video he means the huge fucking ad under his post or the one to the right of his post or the three on the front page, you disappoint me James.” Does that answer your question? He was being a douche over something he could easily rectify with AdBlock. But he would rather be an ass about it. And that’s a little more than “expressing dislike”.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:17 pm

        @DBK @Olivania If I can’t ask for the ad’s to come down after the video is done, I guess I can’t ask for anything.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:18 pm

        @DBK @Olivania I only help’ed pay for the damn thing

      • Olivania

        February 4, 2012 at 10:18 pm

        @jemis @DBK I don’t know much about all this website stuff and how much it costs. But isn’t a website with so much traffic like cinemassacre very expensive to run? Ads and stuff on cinemassacre is only to pay the website as far as I know.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:19 pm

        @jemis The ads pay for the site and his everyday life, not the movie. That’s the one thing you don’t seem to understand. The ads are going nowhere.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:20 pm

        @jemis You helped pay for part of it, the ads cover the rest. Is that really so hard to understand?

      • Olivania

        February 4, 2012 at 10:21 pm

        @DBK @jemis Looking at all this makes me think that James should make a chat room on cinemassacre. XD

      • aduck123

        February 4, 2012 at 10:22 pm

        @Olivania @DBK @jemis I would like to see that! :)

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:27 pm

        @aduck123 @Olivania @DBK James is like god, his followers are stupid and jump all over you the second you don’t agree with the bullshit.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:32 pm

        @jemis You can disagree about what he does with resorting to being a jackass. You don’t have to like how the stuff is done, but you don’t have to crucify him either (especially when there are ways around some of those things).

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:35 pm

        @DBK (especially when there are ways around some of those things). this is why there are so many fucked up things… b/c you can simply go around… don’t deal with the problem, just go around it…..

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:43 pm

        @jemis Thing is, it’s only really a problem to you (and a handful of others here). Therefore, to avoid the retarded back and forth (and to keep your kind’s mouths shut) we offer the simple solution. We would rather enjoy the site then deal with the whiners.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:47 pm

        @DBK (Freshman = 9th grade, Sophomore = 10th grade, Junior = 11th grade, Senior = 12th grade.. Those set of grades (6th – 8th” this is you trying to explain that you aren’t stupid

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 10:50 pm

        @jemis lol You really didn’t understand that? Damn, I have some bad news. You main be brain dead. My condolences.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:52 pm

        @DBK 9,10,11, and 12 are not 6, 7, or 8, I give you the slow golf clap award

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 10:54 pm

        @DBK I’d tell yo to do the math, I’m just not willing to wait several years for you to do it.

      • DBK

        February 4, 2012 at 11:07 pm

        @jemis I never said they were. Two different trains of thought there buddy. Go lord you are retarded.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 11:08 pm

        @DBK I’d say you didn’t but I copied and pasted it… so you did.

      • jemis

        February 4, 2012 at 11:13 pm

        @DBK next stupid comment plox

      • DBK

        February 5, 2012 at 12:03 am

        @jemis “Freshman = 9th grade, Sophomore = 10th grade, Junior = 11th grade, Senior = 12th grade. Those set of grades (6th – 8th) are considered the junior version of high school, thus Junior High.” Two different sentences, two different trains of thought. I replied to your comment (first sentence) and then elaborated on what Junior High is (second sentence). You really are a retard. Please keep proving me right. I have all night.

      • gamez

        February 5, 2012 at 12:56 am

        @DBK @jemis Look DBK just just feeding the trool. Do you realize that you have practically flooded the comments section with your continuous back and forth bitching with Jemis(who’s guilty of the same thing). Seriously just let it go. Don’t do this in other comments section alright. This isn’t a chatroom so kindly stfu

      • gamez

        February 5, 2012 at 12:56 am

        @DBK @jemis I meant to say stop feeding the troll

      • Thrashing Deth

        February 5, 2012 at 1:34 am

        @jemis @DBK

        How bout both of you stop typing. Seriously you guys argue like children and really nothing on here need to be taken seriously. And I agree with gamez, this isn’t a chat room. Nah it’s a simple comment section not chat room or a place to publish a novel containing two authors exchanging responses.

      • NEORaven667

        February 7, 2012 at 2:10 am

        @Thrashing Deth @jemis @DBK Dunno what happened while i was away but damn lol make one comment and an explosion happened XD allow me to illuminate.

        One: wasn’t complaining really just making a statement. Do I want the plush toys? Eh maybe. I can live without them for now. I’ve got the moneys but I really wanted the shirt

        Two: Got My Shirt :D

    • Korezom

      February 6, 2012 at 6:45 pm

      @NEORaven667

      “Step 2: This Is James’ Job. You wouldn’t want him to go to your work and troll you do you?”

      Fuck yeah I would, If I had a job right now James could come troll me any time he wanted, that would be awesome.

      • NEORaven667

        February 7, 2012 at 2:11 am

        @Korezom what can i say you got me there LMAO

  • Huloo

    February 4, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    I want an AVGN plushie !! Good thing I don’t have the latest volume !! yaay !! And it is the perfect Valentine gift in my opinion !!

  • mynameisdoug

    February 5, 2012 at 1:41 am

    The shitpickle is the only thing james has made that isn’t funny

    • ThrowntoReality

      February 5, 2012 at 2:41 am

      @mynameisdoug I think the “Nerdy Turd” is his worst creation…

  • JoshTeeter

    February 5, 2012 at 3:08 am

    I said fuck it, and ordered both. Been a fan for 5 years and somehow I’ve never bought any merch til now.

  • AndrewFysh

    February 5, 2012 at 9:35 am

    They look like happy meal toys. lol

  • DerekShort

    February 5, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Considering how much free pure entertainment is on this site, I suppose it justifies the $18 price tag for these. It’s a fact that James is more interesting than most things I can google. I just hope that in the future he expands his portfolio to include an even wider audience. Like doing videos on old people health items you see advertised during price is right or videos on why facebook and smartphones are one big fuckfest and how we were just fine before social networking and internet on phones.

  • OfficialJab

    February 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    That’s a good price, I’ll get those.

  • theevilidot

    February 5, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    Why is it still billing me even though I’m getting it free?

  • MichaelMacleod1

    February 5, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Like the use of 3d dot game hero music

  • Elsexmo

    February 6, 2012 at 2:32 am

    fuck you screw attack

  • doyle138

    February 7, 2012 at 12:39 am

    fuck the nerd, fuck screw attack, fuck nwo, fuck the world, fuck money, just play games and love games

    • gamez

      February 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm

      @doyle138 relax and take a deep breath and go hug as puppy…..second thought,dont!

  • doyle138

    February 7, 2012 at 12:40 am

    fuck the nerd, fuck screwattack, fuck money, fuck negative game reviews, just play games, enjoy them, stop following this mass hysteria, just play old games and smile.

    • LicaWolf

      February 7, 2012 at 9:44 pm

      @doyle138 dude, you realize that most people are fans of the Nerd BECAUSE they LOVE videogames, right? we play them, celebrate them and enjoy them, but we all know how is like to get frustrated by a bad game from time to time too. Nothing wrong with laughing a little about that.

    • PoLaR_IV

      February 8, 2012 at 11:33 am

      @doyle138 Wow, what a fail comment. This site Isn’t completely based on negative game reviews, you know that right?

    • February 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

      @doyle138 Hm…what kind of mental problem you have? Just curious…

  • doyle138

    February 7, 2012 at 12:43 am

    seriously, try it. Play old atari 2600 games, play NES games, play Genesis games, really, seriously, play them. PLAY THEM. enjoy the hell outta them. Talk about them. Celebrate them. Enjoy them. Play fuckin Commodore 64 games, play Colecovision!!!

    • NEORaven667

      February 7, 2012 at 3:21 am

      @doyle138 ok little confused as to why your here. your in the wrong place buddy. youtube is the other direction

  • stauken

    February 7, 2012 at 8:11 am

    Dear AVGN, don’t ever worry about apologizing to us because you’re offering us more merch for sale. A.) We don’t have to buy them, you aren’t forcing us to fulfill a screwattack.com store shopping quota before we can use your site etc, and B.) I’ve been a big supporter of the Indie music scene’s efforts to monetize the merchandizing/ticket angle over their music, and most of them do so with great success. This is far better than trying to charge for all of your content and watching as your business model fails miserably to generate sustainable income.

  • LicaWolf

    February 7, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    0:20 Screw flowers, if a guy gave me an AVGN plushie for valentine I’ll sure react like that too. lol :P

  • doyle138

    February 7, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    Yeah, sorry, was drunk. Still am, but I realize that I’m more pissed at the idiotic advantage screwattack monthly membership thing. Fuck that. People actually want to pay extra to see shit sooner? Get a life. All these ads and corporate fuck is what’s BULLSHIT.

  • sikfuk48

    February 8, 2012 at 4:22 am

    I realize this stuff is expensive, but these aren’t run of the mill plush toys that they make a million of a day. These are special order and for a specialized group, plus they are for a project fundraising. They probably only had a few thousand made. All of which equals a higher price than you might expect. Ever bought from or sold for a school fundraiser? $8 for a bag of candy you could get at the dollar store. Same idea.

    If you don’t like ads, use an adblocker (I do). If you feel bad about ad blocking, shut your mouth and bust out your wallet (I did). James and Mike have given us many years of content for free, and running a site with tons of content and traffic is expensive. They have worked hard to build a good fan base, and they have to listen to a bunch of shitheads bitch about something as trivial as ads. Disgusting.

    Thank you James and Mike for all the time and energy you have spent to entertain us.

  • PoLaR_IV

    February 8, 2012 at 11:35 am

    People get so upset when money Is involved lol I enjoy reading all the troll comments. I have no problem supporting a cause that I enjoy. Thanks James.

  • JoshTeeter

    February 8, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    I got mine today. I like ‘em. For everyone bitching about the amount of merch or the prices of stuff, think of it this way: The merch that is available now is the kind of stuff that will become rare and sought after When James makes it big as a director.

    • Superzone13

      February 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm

      @JoshTeeter Not to mention buying this stuff helps support him financially for making more videos and whatnot.

  • thistrailersucks

    February 10, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    http://thistrailersucks.com/ PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT!!!!

  • JaysonGeronca

    February 11, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Cool, I have a Screwattack account!

    Xbox Live Gold Membership (12 months) now available on G-Jays Productions: Game Zone!

    (Wii, PS3, Xbox, and PC games also available.)

    Visit G-Jays Productions at http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/02/g-jays-gameone.html

  • JaysonPratt

    February 11, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    shit pickle

  • lunalicrichard

    February 12, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    The shit don’t work ! WTF ???? I want my free month toooooobohoooohoooo !!!

  • February 12, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Just wanna say thanks to anyone one here that actually did check out my blog and found me on twitter. If you have not already I would really appreciate it ThisTrailerSucks.Com is largely inspired by AVGN and I would love to have some feedback from you guys.

    Thanks Again,

    Shannon

  • February 12, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    Just wanna say thanks to anyone one here that actually did check out my blog and found me on twitter. If you have not already I would really appreciate it http://thistrailersucks.com/ is largely inspired by AVGN and I would love to have some feedback from you guys.

    Thanks Again,

    Shannon

  • kobbern

    February 13, 2012 at 8:34 am

    I can’t believe how he’s starting to trick people over by selling “plushies” right after the donation video, worst timing ever. And to top it off, they are expensive as shit, I’ve got a feeling Cinemassacre are becomming more like Apple, saying they got the products in exhange of money sky high, and subscription to see videos earlier, like for real! Way to go James. I hope your movie fails so much!

    • MotherFuckingEpicKid

      February 13, 2012 at 12:30 pm

      @kobbern Lick Me

      AVGN Is Epic So what It’s A DONATION It’s To Make you feel good inside

      I Hope Your Youtube Or Social Network Page Gets Spammed Like Hell Kobbern

      • kobbern

        February 13, 2012 at 3:00 pm

        @MotherFuckingEpicKid @kobbern

        haha, oh thats funny, i’m pretty sure your gonna feel better when he’s laughing at the dumbassess who believe this shit, but i’m pretty sure you’ll feel better if you buy more of his crap :P

      • HeatherLeeGleason

        February 16, 2012 at 10:52 pm

        @kobbern Ya know, you didn’t have to donate and/or buy the plushies. You also don’t have to watch the free videos on this site. If you don’t like it, then do us all a favor and disappear rather than complaining about something you have a choice over.

    • DBK

      February 13, 2012 at 4:04 pm

      @kobbern Ugh……here we go again. Just STFU. No one is forcing you to buy them. And the money from the plushies goes toward the site and his normal expenses, not the movie. Also, the plushies are a little pricey because they aren’t that many of them (they haven’t been mass produced). You have absolutely no idea how much goes into this stuff, so just stop. If you don’t want to buy them, then don’t. Quit bitching and complaining.

      • NEORaven667

        February 13, 2012 at 4:17 pm

        @DBK @kobbern not to mention the fact that its screwattack that advertises it and cause it involves the nerd he has to at least make the post on here as well

      • kobbern

        February 13, 2012 at 4:27 pm

        @NEORaven667 @DBK

        I don’t care who it is, it has James written on it, i dont think they just post it on his channel without asking :P

      • kobbern

        February 13, 2012 at 4:26 pm

        @DBK

        Sorry that i actually have an opinion rather than sticking to the old excuses as people always tend to use :P

        *You see, he’s milking the nerd until nobody cares anymore, its gonna die out soon, and its not that i don’t appreciate him or anything, but the change he’s shown by asking fans instead of actually using his own money, and he earns tons of cash from ads and just got yt membership, thats why i dislike this change, he can use his own, why do he need to get fanbase involved he earns tons for this, but fans only want to hear what they need to hear, if you actually listen instead of shutting doors to what the stupid fanbase has become, then you will actually notice it as well, but anyways, i respect your opinion, but i don’t agree with it.

      • DBK

        February 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm

        @kobbern The problem is that your opinion is unfounded and factless (and makes you out the be an asshole). And what money? Do you not realize that this is his JOB. This stuff not only pays for the site and everything involved with it, but it also pays for his house, his car, the food he eats, the clothes he wears, etc. I doubt that he has any more spare money then you or me. You have a funny, disrespectful way of showing your supposed appreciation. I don’t respect your opinion and definitely don’t agree with it. Go be a retard somewhere else.

      • kobbern

        February 13, 2012 at 4:46 pm

        @DBK

        haha, of course he pays stuff like everyone else, people have a job to pay for things they get and rent, everyone needs to pay, but to ask people to donate 75000 dollars is begging, and right after he sells expensive plushies, and monthly subscription to see latest video, you don’t see how he’s ripping you off. This is not a job, this is scamming loyal fans who have supported his video and his site in a long time, if i had a job to scam people money and act happy about it, i’d be so ashamed of it, and if you use the stupid excuse, you dont have to, thats not the point, the point is he is using the fans to his advantage. and acts all happy about it, thats why i dislike this. So if you want to support this crap, then enjoy the loads of shit in your face, ’cause his taking piss all over it.

      • DBK

        February 13, 2012 at 8:59 pm

        @kobbern Wow you’re a dumbass. I’d love to see you pull 100k+ out of your ass to fund a project like that. Oh that’s right you can’t, and neither can he. The donations went to the movie, not to his bills. And the subscription is to see the latest video earlier. You can just wait a few more days and see it for free. Again, no one is forcing you to do any of this, so complaining and bitching like a little girl is pointless. Inconsiderate retards are inconsiderate.

      • kobbern

        February 14, 2012 at 2:33 am

        @DBK @kobbern

        You know its kinda ironic how people say Irate Gamer is taking money, but when someone attack AVGN for something logical, crybabies online can’t take critisism and just whines more on how its not true. When you make a movie, you take risks, he had a paypal account and people donated lots of games too his show before, and he sold lots of stuff online ads on his video and tons of other stuffs. You don’t think thats enough, do you really think he can’t afford shit himself, he earns lots of money for this, he dosent need to ask fans, and you forgot to read, forciing was not the point. The point was he’s asking for it when he dont need too, because he knows your gullible and stupid enough to fall for it, if you want to see a masterpiece of a movie, you might aswell search up

        Nostalgia Critic: Kickassia, since you have so poor taste in movies.

      • DBK

        February 14, 2012 at 3:27 am

        @kobbern That’s because Irate Gamer doesn’t make a living off of that (to my knowledge), James AND his wife do. And you’re not criticizing (or being logical in any way), you’re being an inconsiderate asshole. Considering that they have no more spare money than you or me, what the fuck makes you think that he doesn’t need help to finance this movie? No one in his position would have the funds needed for that kind of project. You really think he has 100k+ just laying around? If you do, then you’re the gullible dumbass. You have absolutely no idea what it takes to run and maintain a site like this (nor what it takes to make a movie), or you wouldn’t even be thinking half that shit, let alone saying it. You’re just a cheapskate who has no appreciation for what James (and his wife) does. And forcing IS the point. He can ask all he wants. You have the CHOICE to say no. Just do’t buy the shit and STFU.

      • kobbern

        February 14, 2012 at 4:19 am

        @DBK

        He’s been making a living for the good, with all your money for a house to 100.000 dollars thats for sure :P

        His wife, umm wow how much do you watch this guy :/

        Everyone can make a movie with creative ideas, i’m sorry but what has money to do with making a good movie, and don’t get me wrong, he’s created cool videos when he started. It’s just the way he makes it seems like its the biggest part of his life, and that made you wild in thinking, oh… he’s a struggling film maker, that means he can just ask for money without telling what its going to, bullshit, everyone has it though in life, thats not a good enough reason, we all have to try our best. He’s just grubbing most money as he can, he knows his business right, i mean, he allready got everything he needs to make a movie, he allready have good camera, good equipment, so were is the money he needs to make a movie, why does he need to ask when its not needed, in other words, he’s sucking out money of you for no reason, if he made a vid what he’s gonna use the money for the movie, then it would be fine, but when he’s just asking for shit load of cash other than saying and saying Thank you, thats just lame, every fan who actually gave money towards this film, deserves to know, just ’cause your such a dumbass and actually believe this, dosen’t mean he can just take it without actually saying what he’s gonna use it on. And by that i mean in details. But then again, your that kinda person who actually wouldn’t give a shit if you got money from a friend, and forgot to return the change back, so what do you know about it :P

      • DBK

        February 14, 2012 at 11:27 am

        @kobbern Wow, your stupidity is painful. Did you not read what his wife posted last week (I believe)? Or was it too sophisticated for you to understand? She said it’s her source of income (her job) too. Therefore all this stuff supports the BOTH of them, not just James. And it IS the biggest part of his life. Movies are his first love, not AVGN. He’s Cinemassacre first, AVGN second. And thanks for proving me right. You have no clue what it takes to make a full length, feature film. The money it costs to use locations, the money it costs to get equipment (he has some, but doesn’t have all the equipment he needs yet), the money it costs for props, the money it will cost to edit and produce, and the money he has to pay the guys that are helping him…..and that’s just for starters. And if you paid attention to his vids at all, you would know that he mentioned, several times, that the money from the donations is going explicitly to the movie. You are such an inconsiderate retard. STFU already.

      • kobbern

        February 14, 2012 at 11:49 am

        @DBK @kobbern

        Well, here we go again, he’s asking, thats the point, if he can’t get money himself for his selfish stupid movie that he clings too, then i dont see why he has to drag the fans with it. Can’t you get it through that stupid head of yours, the begging part is the whole point of me not liking the guy in the first place, he might as well go to a bank and keep the fans outta this, he can be broke so be it, atleast he cares and have respect, and not dragging us with it, but your such a stupid ass fan who dosen’t care a shit. And y’know, when it comes to James private life, guess what, that has nothing to do with us.

        What he does in his spare time with, or whatever he and his wife says, has absolutely nothing to do with this. But then again you read every single crap this site posts, why not use time to actually learn something, instead of being an asstard fan, or wait, you can go to their house and stalk everything they do, that way you can get more pathetic excuses as always, and i don’t give a shit about what you say, i say AVGN (James Rolfe) is a scumming E-Begger.

      • DBK

        February 14, 2012 at 12:27 pm

        @kobbern God it’s so hard to get through to retards. Who the FUCK do you think you are that you think you have the right to decide what he can and can’t do? You act like he is forcing the fans to give him money. It’s called CHOICE. If you don’t want to give him money, don’t. And if you actually paid attention to his posts, he initially intended to get a loan of some sort. But the fan support was so great that he ran with it. He never asked for the fans’ help, he just didn’t refuse it and made several donation options available to better organize said donation. If the fans CHOOSE to support the movie, then who the fuck are you to say otherwise? As for his personal life, you can’t talk about money for the movie without talking about the other stuff. Knowing where all the money goes is the core of this type of argument. To dismiss one as unimportant while talking about the other shows how just how hard you are trying to hate him, regardless of the evidence to the contrary. And that makes you an inconsiderate asshole. And you are telling me to learn something, yet you have no clue about any of this. That makes you a hypocritical inconsiderate retard. And since you don’t like him, then STFU and GTFO this site.

      • kobbern

        February 14, 2012 at 12:49 pm

        @DBK

        Same excuse, it feels like i’m looping over the same stupid answers, and have to give the answer over and over. He’s asking fans, its called begging nomatter how nice he acts, he still does it,

        and i have no problem with the movie, only that he has to depend on the fanbase to do it for him, so in other words, he cant do it himself, so he’s begging fans for it.

        So gonna say it now, pay attention, I…dont like that he’s begging fans for money.. and if you make on single stupid excuse to why, guess what, it dosent change the fact that he still does it.

        And haha, the reason i told you, to do something useful, is ’cause your so hooked to this shit that you can’t do anything other than complain about my crititism about the nerd, if i want to say he suck, i’d do it.

        But i don’t think he suck, its just this E-begging that sucks, ’cause i actually complain when i feel its needed, while you just suck it all up, cant you think for yourself, you just say what AVGN is telling you, whats your real opinion, its locked inside your head, it wont let out, ’cause of your love towards AVGN is so strong that it dosent work :P, You’ll just follow the flow, and please dont come with excuse that AVGN has given us so many good times and shit, ’cause i could care less.

        And just for shits and giggles, i study Japanese at freetime besides school, and i know what your thinking” what has this to do with the argument we have :P, ‘because this argument is starting to get really lame,boring and whining, but i bet your enjoing this, ’cause i’m pretty bored by saying the same thing over and over, gonna say it again AVGN is in fact, still an E-begger :)

        And since you love the word “Retard” so much, why not give your son that name, i’m sure he’ll love it :P

      • DBK

        February 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm

        @kobbern Wow you really don’t know how to read. He never intended for the fans to support it and never asked for it. The fans choose to support it and he accepted. That’s not begging. And you accuse me of being hooked on this yet you yourself are hooked on hating him and are willfully blind to the reasons behind his methods. You would rather hate him and bitch and complain than even make any attempt to understand. You say you complain when you feel it’s needed, but it’s not needed. No one else has a problem with it and it won’t change anything. And FYI, I have my reservations about him, too. Difference is, I don’t go bitching and complaining like a little girl because I know it won’t accomplish anything. That and all the good he’s done and all the stuff he has provided far outweighs any of his negatives. He is not a beggar, regardless of how much you try to convince yourself otherwise so you can hate him. Since you couldn’t care less for what he’s done, and it’s obvious that you would rather hate him and bitch and whine, then kindly STFU and GTFO.

      • kobbern

        February 14, 2012 at 1:29 pm

        @DBK

        Well i was… a fan of him, thats why i complain about this issue, because i actually liked his stuff before, and do you really believe the shit he tells you, well whatever XD won’t change my facts.

        and being a hater, oh yeah. Hating is my job,

        You sounds like some justin bieber fan by saying that, and i dont hate him either, just his songs.

        Like i said, AVGN is begging, that wont change the fact :P

        AVGN is a person, just like anybody else, he may have created lots of good videos, but that won’t change my opinion no matter how hard you try to shove it down my throat, and how much of a hardcore fan you are, i’ll still say, he’s an E-begger and has scammed you guys for lots and lots of money.

        And just to let you know.

        You whine like a girl too, isn’t that why i get so many lovely replies from you.

        You can cry more, if you want too :)

      • DBK

        February 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

        @kobbern Hah! Facts? What you spew aren’t facts, just twisted interpretations of your perceptions of him and nothing more. The REAL facts of the matter prove you wrong at every turn. You’re hating for the sake of hating and not even trying to understand. And it’s not that I just blindly believe whatever he says, I actually know first hand the types of expenses required of the movie and this site. In actuality, half of what he received goes to location fees alone, 30% of what’s left goes into equipment and production fees, and whats left goes to the people that are also involved and to what it would cost to show it. So I have a better understanding (and better appreciation) for the stuff he does AND for how he goes about it. Seriously, you are nothing more than an inconsiderate asshole (or bitch) and need to STFU and GTFO.

      • February 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

        @DBK live him alone…it’s better…it’s only a stupid “person” who don’t understand…and anyway you can flag him, you know? :D

        If you want…of course…u_u

      • kobbern

        February 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm

        @DBK

        Good for you, want a cookie,

        or do you want to cry more.

      • DBK

        February 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

        @Kiarachu But I like feeding the trolls and revealing just how retarded they are. I forgot I could flag him. I may just do that. :P

      • DBK

        February 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm

        @kobbern Continuing to prove my point like a boss. You deserve that cookie more than I. :)

      • kobbern

        February 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm

        @DBK

        Meh, not hungry, you can keep it ;)

      • February 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

        @DBK Bwahahahah…you’re right…and it’s even satisfying too XD

      • NEORaven667

        February 17, 2012 at 3:16 am

        @kobbern To defeat all the purpose here um James wasn’t the creator of the plushies or the main seller. You can thank screwattack on that one. as for James, um he ain’t as rich as you make him out to be there kobbern. Ya need to pay attention a little more such as watch other press conferences and stuff that involves him. He explains a lot about his status in the “cash network”. As for Irate Gamer, nobody here talks about him. i don’t care what he does moneywise or any of that he just bores me to tears (No pun intended lol) so basically what you are saying kobbern is that him, his wife, kevin finn, matt….um don’t know last name sorry lol, and many many more different sources both close and not close to james are all telling stories and that they could have funded it themselves >.< um big fail there. if you need material for my basis its called cinemassacre.com, or you can use youtube as well to find things that James Himself has said. Facebook is another good source. Talk to Kevin Finn directly on there. he is a nice guy. talked to him myself a couple of times. In short don't talk what you don't know

    • kitnox

      February 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

      @kobbern You are probably the worst troll ever.

      “Everyone can make a movie with creative ideas, i’m sorry but what has money to do with making a good movie”

      Well I get your point here, you’re trying to say that you don’t need to use lotsa’ money to make a good movie.

      Making a small movie can be cheap, but money is mandatory for a movie. No matter how small movie you’re gonna make, it’s gonna cost you in a way or another. I dunno if you get what I’m saying, but as an example, can you get a camera for free? Technically yeah, a gift or something, but no. It’s impossible, someone’s gotta pay for it anyway.

      Now I’m talking about small movies, but do you really think that the Nerd movie is gonna be small? Did you ever listen to what he was saying? It could get to theatres for fucks sake!

      Let me ask you a question. Can you afford making a big movie like that? Can you pay for the actors? Can you pay for the tools needed? Can you pay for any of that shit?

      I thought so…

      • NEORaven667

        February 17, 2012 at 8:02 pm

        @kitnox @kobbern I agree with you. I tried to make a movie once. Not as big as James is going but still. You would think underground filming would be easy hahahahaha boy did i fail. SInce I couldn’t pay actors I had to resort to volunteers. Needless to say they all back out during the production. Yes it was a full length script. Maybe 200 pages or more. We started filming the easy stuff and realized about 3 months in that it was almost impossible to do without any money. It never got done. In the end I had to butcher all our work and what we did film wound up being a commercial for our production studio >.< Trust Me When I Say Filming Ain’t Easy LOL

      • NEORaven667

        February 17, 2012 at 8:05 pm

        @kitnox @kobbern http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOafCwAUvZo In case if anyone wanted to see the butchery lol

      • kobbern

        February 18, 2012 at 6:04 am

        @kitnox

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrtNzMe10hU

        This sums it up, last comment i’m gonna send, have a nice day

      • DanielParrott

        February 24, 2012 at 11:34 am

         @kobbern I wonder where that guy got the idea to be an angry internet commentator….

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    February 13, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Hmm, well, it depends on if the girl tackled the guy in order to get it on, or to kill him! Depending on what happened off screen, getting those Plushies as a Valentine Gift might work out pretty well! :P

  • c64kicksass

    February 16, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Shit! One week ago, I decided to make a Nyan Shit Pickle Clip. So I checked, if already one existed… nope! So let’s get started. Now I’m done (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvP_RKzGYGA) and what do I see? SOMEONE MADE ANOTHER NYAN SHIT PICKLE CLIP!

    After 6 (or so) years of Shit Pickle, I’m ONE WEEK LATE! Shit!

    Pickle!

  • HeatherLeeGleason

    February 16, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    I think I will go for the plushies and the membership. This is one thing my boyfriend and I share…the love of cinemassacre…especially the NERD!

  • NEORaven667

    February 17, 2012 at 3:53 am

    I swear sometimes people are ignorant. OK so here goes the best rant i can think of. I hope this gets at least something across ~clears throat~ James Rolfe wants to make a movie that much is true. The fans want to believe that we are all personal friends of the man himself. What would we do for a friend that wants us to help him make a movie. we would help him no questions asked. Its what friends do. whether or not James cares for each one of us individually is irrelevant. how many friends do you have that never text nor communicate with you yet you keep their number in your phone? James did put money towards the movie this much is true and is stated by both his wife and co producer Kevin Finn, but do not forget he still has to pay the bill just like everyone in life does, and he has to pay more. I can just imagine his internet bill let alone the bill to pay for this website. Any merchandise found is done by screwattack website. Hence why if you click the merchs link it takes you off this site and on to another. Does James clear the merchandise usage? Probably not. He just has a contract giving them the rights to do so. Will the movie happen? He used indegogo which actually does keep tabs on people that run their donations on there so that people do not get scammed. Let’s say hypothetically speaking that the movie never happens that this is all a sham. Indegogo will most likely refund all donations if they can and James would be arrested for fraud. >.< I don't see that happening. People thinking James is filthy rich? I don't think so. Yes he does make more than an average person would but he also has a shitload of more bills to take care of as well as paying anyone that works with him, and some sites that are not free that he may want to support his videos. Plus don't forget he may have to pay for partnerships so he can have advertising space. I hope I explained most of the issues found on the comments below and any more questions feel free to ask and I will try to help either answer or find out the answer for you.

    • JeramieKruger

      February 22, 2012 at 12:07 am

      @NEORaven667 James has said numerous times and in recent videos, that the movie is completely fan funded.

      • NEORaven667

        February 22, 2012 at 2:17 am

        @JeramieKruger Yes but I’m sure, and this information has been backed up by many facts, that James himself has put money towards his own movie. I make movies and I’m a fan of my own work I.E still fan funded

      • NEORaven667

        February 22, 2012 at 2:19 am

        @JeramieKruger Yes but do not forget about extra bills and everything else. It is completely fan funded means that he can keep all his rights and not have to give them over to other people. This does not prevent, nor did it prevent him from putting in some of his own personal money to fund the movie

  • PatrickZac

    March 10, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Hey genius, if James can make money off people who are willing to pay for it, then that’s fine.IT’S A FREE MARKET.
     
    Even IF he’s ripping you off (which he’s really not), that’s HIS RIGHT. Can you produce content that people are willing to pay for? No. Did you create anything worth buying for ANY price? No. Are you the person who dictates what prices James sells his stuff for? NO. If you don’t like it, DON’T SUPPORT IT. NO ONE is forcing you to and it’s the same with any product you buy right down to the damn internet bill you’re paying for to post retarded comments.Again, if people WANT stuff, and they’re willing to PAY FOR STUFF, then WHAT, IS, THE, ISSUE? There isn’t one. Stop discrediting James with you’re factless logic. What James sells and what he uses his money for is really none of your business, just like with anything else. And the funny part is you totally ignore that he’s willing to provide content for the stuff YOU DONATE. So why is it that if he uses that to support himself as well it’s a problem? YOU DONATED!! It’s his right to use his money that he earned!!You suggest that he gets a job. Well, okay, then say goodbye to Cinemassacre. Movies are his job and we support that with our donations. What’s he supposed to do, get a full-time job to pay for even less of the stuff he wants to do?? WHERE IS YOUR HEAD??

  • March 12, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    Hey everyone I just wanted to be an AHole and plug the podcast I am currently on. We do as  weekly nerdy podcast covering a ton of nerd news comic books, movies, video games. We also do some cool trivia segements! If anyone is interested in checking out the project it can be found at http://www.zacandchuck.com or on itunes. Sorry for the plug guys. Thanks!   

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