Supergirl (1984)

Mike / January 23rd, 2012

Comments

  • Benefit

    January 23, 2012 at 12:17 am

    THANK YOU!

    Finally I have something to wait for every Monday!

  • MrBrrumpkins

    January 23, 2012 at 12:21 am

    pretty good mike! It got a little corny at times, but fair.

  • cebulips9

    January 23, 2012 at 12:23 am

    OH MY FUCKING GOD MIKE STOP SAYING “NUKULAR” IT’S “NUCLEAR” PRONOUNCED “NOO CLEAR” NOT “NOO CUE LAR” YOUR DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY other than that, good video. Keep up the good work.

    • horn11tail

      January 23, 2012 at 12:28 am

      @cebulips9 Just shut up. and go stick a Nuclear dildo up your anus

      • cebulips9

        January 23, 2012 at 12:28 am

        @horn11tail lol umad bro

      • horn11tail

        January 23, 2012 at 12:28 am

        @cebulips9 No but ur obviously are.

      • cebulips9

        January 23, 2012 at 12:29 am

        @horn11tail At the end of my message i said “Good Video” You on the other hand are just mad. Also, yes “I’m obviously am”

      • horn11tail

        January 23, 2012 at 12:30 am

        @cebulips9 ._. At the beginning of my message i said ” Just shut up. You on the other hand aren’t shutting up. Also yes ” Your still not shutting up”

      • cebulips9

        January 23, 2012 at 12:34 am

        @horn11tail That’s because i don’t give a fuck about you, dumbass. Saying shut up and having the other person not shut up doesn’t mean that their stupid. Viciously swearing at someone for no reason with bad grammer who wasn’t even talking to you for absolutely no reason makes you dumb. This doesn’t concern you, I was talking to mike.

      • horn11tail

        January 23, 2012 at 12:41 am

        @cebulips9 When did i ever ” viciously swear” then did i ever say your stupid . and WHY AREN’T YOU SHUTTING UP GODDAMN MAN

      • cebulips9

        January 23, 2012 at 12:43 am

        @horn11tail Because it’s funny to see your pathetic attempts at comebacks.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 1:18 am

        @horn11tail@cebulips9 Listen his comment was directed to Mike not you. So why do you care what he says. How about in the future you just mind your damn business. Why start shit with someone who wasn’t talking to you in the first place. You looking for a fight – if not than shut your fucking mouth.

      • metalcommand

        January 23, 2012 at 2:38 am

        @gamez@horn11tail@cebulips9 Calm down, children. :P

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm

        @metalcommand@horn11tail@cebulips9 Yo have been in verbal fights before too with ppl on here. So that makes you immature too doesn’t it

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 1:31 pm

        @metalcommand@horn11tail@cebulips9Look I don’t really want to fight you on this one. But you chime in every time there’s a fight going on here. Be the guy who just ignores it especially when it doesn’t concern you – got it?

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 4:45 pm

        @gamezWow…if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black. What do you think you are doing right now? It’s certainly not “minding your own damned business”…fucking hypocrite.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 6:46 pm

        @deusprogrammer I wasn’t referring to you was I – NO. And just ignore what I say how about that. So MIND YOU’RE FUCKING BUSINESS.

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 6:55 pm

        @gamez Wow…are you trolling or are you really that stupid? Your is a possessive…as in “mind YOUR own business”

        You’re is a conjunction…a combination of “you” and “are”…as in “You’re a dumbass”. If you want people to take your arguments seriously…learn to speak English properly you idiot.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:10 pm

        Right now i’m not taking you seriously you moron. In fact you’re being an obnoxious prick. you want to continue this, its up to you dipshit.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm

        @deusprogrammer@gamez Well what’s it going to be?

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:19 pm

        @gamez Well there’s no winning an argument with an imbecile. And before you jump at the chance, I was of course referring to you.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:23 pm

        @deusprogrammer No really Sherlock? I would never have found that out.. Wow you have a way with the obvious. Now go eat a cookie, tickle your balls and tell yourself how special you are. Good boy.

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:24 pm

        @gamez Awww, your insults are so cute.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:25 pm

        @deusprogrammer Thank you for the sarcasm. Now go eat another cookie.

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:27 pm

        @gamez Can I tickle your balls too? We can take turns and make a game out of it.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:29 pm

        @deusprogrammer No thanks.

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:32 pm

        @gamez Come on man…no need to be that way, I will even share my cookies with you so you can feel special too. I will make sure your’s has extra Ritalin.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:40 pm

        @deusprogrammer You go feel special by yourself. Now go deal with your disorder

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:41 pm

        @gamez If being more intelligent than you and 90 percent of the world is a disorder…sure.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm

        @deusprogrammer And you base that on what – a few comments. Yeah I’m being immature but so are you.

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:51 pm

        @gamez No, I base it on the fact that I have an IQ of 130 and placed in the top tenth percentile of my field in standardized tests. What have you accomplished in your life time other than being an asshole on the internet?

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

        @gamez I would love to stay and chat, but I need to get off to my Master’s CS classes this evening. Have fun stroking your ego buddy. Its always fun arguing with you.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm

        @deusprogrammer You takes two to tando asshole. Have fun stroking your classmates loser.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:54 pm

        @deusprogrammer It takes to tango asshole. Yeah go to your classes and tell them how special you are so they can powder your ass and give you a shiny sticker. Lol you’re a fucking douchebag

      • deusprogrammer

        January 23, 2012 at 7:55 pm

        @gamez Later pal.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:56 pm

        @deusprogrammer And go write a thesis on your hidden sexuality and adhd

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:57 pm

        @deusprogrammer Remember to look both ways before you cross the streer

      • Big McLargehuge

        January 23, 2012 at 10:34 pm

        @deusprogrammer@gamez Sorry to butt in, but this is one of the funniest conversations I’ve ever read. Keep it going guys!

      • deusprogrammer

        January 24, 2012 at 12:19 am

        @Big McLargehuge@deusprogrammer @gamez You know, I can’t even remember why I hated you in the first place gamez. In all honesty, yes I am an opinionated dick who feels that his opinion counts more than most people. That isn’t a good thing. So I would like to just admit I was wrong and call a truce. Naturally, you don’t have to agree with me. But I reflected on it, and yes, I should mind my own damned business.

      • deusprogrammer

        January 24, 2012 at 12:20 am

        @Big McLargehuge@gamez You know, I can’t even remember why I hated you in the first place gamez. In all honesty, yes I am an opinionated dick who feels that his opinion counts more than most people. That isn’t a good thing. So I would like to just admit I was wrong and call a truce. Naturally, you don’t have to agree with me. But I reflected on it, and yes, I should mind my own damned business.

      • gamez

        January 24, 2012 at 1:12 am

        @deusprogrammer@Big McLargehuge Well I was being an asshole too and I was being hypocritical. Sorry about the remarks. My apologies. Its the internet so don’t take it too seriously

      • deusprogrammer

        January 24, 2012 at 9:31 am

        @gamez@Big McLargehuge My apologies too man. I am sorry about all the things I said as well. You are not a bad person.

      • FredrikPersson

        January 25, 2012 at 11:14 am

        what the fuck just happend?… did people just get along on the internets?

    • SufferGray

      January 23, 2012 at 1:36 am

      @cebulips9 I know dude! I wonder if I’m weird or what because it bothers me a lot. Sometimes a friend of mine pronounces arthritis like ARTHURITIS and it bugs me so bad ._. Good video still though.

    • BobbyLowe

      January 23, 2012 at 2:36 am

      @cebulips9

      SODA IS NOT POP ITS COLA!

      • NoveKenshin

        January 23, 2012 at 2:54 am

        @BobbyLowe@cebulips9 Lol, I like where this is going :D

    • mojosam1

      March 6, 2014 at 5:57 pm

      hahahahaha

  • Benefit

    January 23, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Great video, dude!

  • RyanHutchins

    January 23, 2012 at 12:32 am

    I thought Masters of the Universe was pretty good when I was a kid.

  • TerrifyerX07

    January 23, 2012 at 12:46 am

    Good shit mike. Any chance we’ll get another mikes game glitches episode soon?

  • January 23, 2012 at 1:02 am

    Super Girl is super cute.

  • bk994

    January 23, 2012 at 1:04 am

    man are u punctual

  • Wax_On_Wax_Off

    January 23, 2012 at 1:21 am

    I have this movie. Thank god I never watched it

  • bickbenedict

    January 23, 2012 at 1:24 am

    can’t wait to watch this shit. I love Mondays now because of Mike!

  • RonNelson

    January 23, 2012 at 1:33 am

    I dig your collection of MGM midnight movies and hammer double features. Great review too. I’m enjoying these.

  • AndrewFysh

    January 23, 2012 at 1:39 am

    Didn’t even know this movie exists. lol

  • SufferGray

    January 23, 2012 at 1:48 am

    Damn is this movie a piece of shit! No wonder I’ve never even heard of it.

  • MECHAGARY

    January 23, 2012 at 2:11 am

    That was funny as crap Mike!! Good job!!

    What ever happened to Helen Slater anyway?

    • metalcommand

      January 23, 2012 at 2:46 am

      @MECHAGARY She acts in a lot of TV series, like Private Practice, Smallville and the lying game.

  • Doogrisa

    January 23, 2012 at 2:16 am

    She can blow me through the wall.

  • metalcommand

    January 23, 2012 at 2:34 am

    This movie looks HORRIBLE. Even worse, they tried to cash in on the succes of the Superman franchise. It’s just a cheap movie with the only selling point that it has a female superman in it. The storyline is horrible and flawed, with many plotholes. The special effects were, even for it’s time, terrible and badly edited. The acting is bland and uninspiring. As you said; this is a textbook example of a bad movie.

  • ThrowntoReality

    January 23, 2012 at 2:36 am

    At least she’s beautiful…

  • grimnebulin

    January 23, 2012 at 2:51 am

    In the Silver Age of Comics, about half the people Superman knew had the initials L.L. for some reason (probably just because the writers thought it was cute). Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lex Luthor, Lori Lemaris, Lightning Lad, Light Lass, Lighting Lord… That’s just off the top of my head, I’m sure there are many more.

    There was also the time Superman told Supergirl he’d love to settle down and have a family with her, but cousins weren’t allowed to marry according to Kryptonian law. Gross!

  • NoveKenshin

    January 23, 2012 at 2:55 am

    Hey, Good video man! Keep it up.

  • JamesHarris

    January 23, 2012 at 3:10 am

    I actually enjoyed this and have good memories from watching it growing up back in the 80s. That and Helen was easy on the eye :)

  • WashedUpWraith

    January 23, 2012 at 3:19 am

    Michael Keaton batman shirt? where can i get one brooooooooo?

  • jvmh79

    January 23, 2012 at 3:34 am

    Helen was in the legend of billy jean, and hahahah on omega supremes turd.

    also popeyes is the shit!

  • StutumSpeaking

    January 23, 2012 at 3:37 am

    I suffered through this movie once. Never again.

  • AlexPain

    January 23, 2012 at 3:50 am

    I laugh so hard. Mike, do an Atari Porn 2. Will you? PLEASE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER !

  • AlexPain

    January 23, 2012 at 3:51 am

    I laughed my ass off ! Mike, do an Atari Porn 2 ! Will you?! Please, you motherfucker !

  • ZachThompson

    January 23, 2012 at 3:53 am

    Instead of going to the bathroom in the Popeye’s restaurant, why didn’t she just walk behind a tree like she did when she got her school girl outfit?

  • OlaviPössi

    January 23, 2012 at 3:54 am

    im really starting to like motherfucking monday. good job mike .

  • NewQuinn

    January 23, 2012 at 4:09 am

    The reviews are gettin’ better, Mike! Keep at it!

  • Doogrisa

    January 23, 2012 at 4:13 am

    good job taking down that stolen Kid Kool video Mike:)

  • Nagash

    January 23, 2012 at 4:31 am

    omfg that’s so badd lol

  • NathanielLenox

    January 23, 2012 at 4:41 am

    Coming soon to a nightmare near you. LJN proudly presents Supergirl 64. Only on CD-I.

    • BobbyLowe

      January 23, 2012 at 4:54 am

      @NathanielLenox

      I’d Buy That For a Dollar

    • Kingpin

      January 23, 2012 at 5:21 am

      @NathanielLenox NOT THE DEATH PENALTY!

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 23, 2012 at 1:09 pm

      @NathanielLenox Despite this being like an “arrow in the knee” joke… That was pretty funny! XD

  • albajos

    January 23, 2012 at 5:15 am

    Not only is this a film I own on DVD. It’s a numbered limited edition with a commentary track. I’m actually looking forward to them trying to explain this travesty.

  • InnovaPhreak

    January 23, 2012 at 5:26 am

    Nice job this week! Much improved.

  • DBZMagus

    January 23, 2012 at 5:37 am

    Now that is one big pile of shit.

  • KirklandJames

    January 23, 2012 at 5:45 am

    Mike man…. this is great stuff. The more you come up with, the more I enjoy and appreciate it.

  • Nanofuture

    January 23, 2012 at 6:23 am

    Invisible monsters, impressive

  • GeoffProkop

    January 23, 2012 at 6:51 am

    This is the first time I’ve heard of this…”Super Girl” I guess I’m a lucky motherfucker..no offence.

  • kevinlaw91

    January 23, 2012 at 7:04 am

    Hey great Video Mike! I was wondering if I could send you guys some cards that I’ve collected over these years? If this would be ok contact me through a message or email thanks!

  • tomtiss

    January 23, 2012 at 7:06 am

    I remember watching this movie on TV 15 years ago but I couldn’t remember anything from the film so thank u mike for reviewing this movie and reminding me how god-awful it is – now I know why I couldn’t remember the film, my brain literally erased this film from my memory it was so bad lol

  • solarflux

    January 23, 2012 at 7:09 am

    “This movie doesn’t give a shit.”

    Lol.

  • IronGiant

    January 23, 2012 at 7:11 am

    I’m gonna go buy some beans… :)

  • DonSkiver

    January 23, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Holy shit, I remember this movie. It was fucking baaaaaaddd… It is definitely a textbook example of a bad fucking movie. I wonder if the writer who wrote this and Masters of the Universe was someone who really loved the franchises that he wrote for and is just simply untalented, or was he a person that was purposely trying to do a quick cash-in? I know the studios green-lit the project because they wanted to cash-in on Superman’s success, but Superman 3 was just released in 1983, one year before this movie, and it didn’t do all that well. Its like the studio was just a little too late cashing in on Superman fever. I try to imagine the writer just being an untalented fan that gets his fan-fiction story rewritten into a movie script, and that the budget gets slashed to fucking pieces so they have no fucking money to realize all the shots and fan service he wrote in, so the movie turns out to be fucking garbage. At least when I think of it happening like that all I feel is sadness and disappointment instead of anger and resentment.

    And its such a shame too. Helen Slater was a nice looking girl, and she complimented Christopher Reeve as his female counterpart. They both had very bright blue eyes and it just kinda worked. Fun fact: Helen Slater did the voice over work for Talia al Ghul in Batman: The Animated Series.

    Nevertheless, this film remains as just another shit-stain on Superman’s red bloomers of film. It seems like Hollywood can do Batman right, but doesn’t really know how to do Superman. Though, personally, I enjoyed Superman Returns, but only because I’m a big Superman fan and I can forgive it’s shortcomings.

    I’m loving motherfucking monday, keep up the good work!!

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm

      @DonSkiver I am glad I read this before watching the vid. Not enough people share constructive thoughts on here any more. Going to keep these comments in mind when I view the video. Thanks!

  • DerekShort

    January 23, 2012 at 7:38 am

    dingle MOTHERFUCKIN berry!

  • OllieH82

    January 23, 2012 at 7:49 am

    The films uses mostly front projection not blue screen. The effects were praised heavily when it was released. Nice review Mike but a little harsh. Yeah the story is shit. I did a retrospective / review on Supergirl http://youtu.be/fSVnX0gqiuQ

  • January 23, 2012 at 7:59 am

    The movie was enjoyable enough when I was little. At that age I had no interest in Superman or Batman and Wonder Woman wasn’t on TV any more where I was, so it was nice to have a superhero movie with a girl in it. I wouldn’t bother watching it again now though.

  • sirdchapman

    January 23, 2012 at 8:15 am

    I liked it… of course I was six, maybe seven when I first saw it, it was a Friday-at- the-Movies night and nothing else was on, and I think I may have seen a nipple. I saw it again recently and made it as far as the invisible monster scene. All I can say is that the movie could have used a horse, a super horse if you will, to help the plot move along.

  • stickemup777

    January 23, 2012 at 8:19 am

    Heh, I’m getting used to Mike’s increased review output. When I went on the site earlier, I mumbled to myself “It’s motherFUCKIN MONDAY.” …

  • EricVoorhees

    January 23, 2012 at 8:21 am

    I know you guys are dying a slow painful death and I’d love to save ya, but these chicken nuggets from Popeye’s are amazing.

    LOLOLOL Mike, this is your finest video. VERY funny man.

  • Corleone74

    January 23, 2012 at 8:24 am

    I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE! I hated it when I was four and I’ll always hate it. Hey at least there’s a pic of Christopher Reeve on the wall in the movie.

  • ljngamessuck

    January 23, 2012 at 8:30 am

    i fucking love mother fucking mondays

  • Big McLargehuge

    January 23, 2012 at 8:37 am

    Awesome. I saw this once when it first came out on vhs and remember hating it, but after watching this I want to watch it again, for some reason. I guess I’m a sucker for shitty movies.

    Motherfuckin’ Mondays is great by the way. Give us more, more, MORE!!!!

  • hypefire

    January 23, 2012 at 8:39 am

    I don’t like this movie either, but Helen Slater is gorgeous!

  • JoeyZavala

    January 23, 2012 at 8:40 am

    “She blew his friend through a wall…”

  • TomasUzupis

    January 23, 2012 at 9:16 am

    superman+supegirl=superbaby

  • Big McLargehuge

    January 23, 2012 at 9:19 am

    How come the “Mommy” is muted when you mention Faye Dunaway played Joan Crawford in “_____ Dearest”? I just noticed that.

  • MarcusBrody

    January 23, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Great Review. Nice and long. But seriously: Sauron and Saruman..?

    I can understand why people get confused with Iran and Iraq, eventhough this is also not that hard. But Sau-Ron and Sa-Ru-Man. Come on, they share the first 2 letters, and the even second letter is pronounced different…

  • StevenAnthonySkelly

    January 23, 2012 at 9:42 am

    I remember watching this film as a kid and it was shite then and that was when I would watch anything. Though its been a while so it escapes my mind here but… Did she actually get out that pod with the Supergirl outfit on?… That makes no sense.

  • CruiseshipzStudios

    January 23, 2012 at 9:48 am

    I can understand that Christopher Reeve didn’t want to be in this movie, but I wonder why they showed the actual movie poster of him as Superman in that movie. By the way, the scene with the red vortex reminded me of the actual cheesy vortex from Disney’s The Black Hole, except with the tornado in the middle.

    • Devil_Rising

      January 23, 2012 at 10:24 am

      @CruiseshipzStudios The difference being, in The Black Hole, that vortex didn’t look “Cheesy” at all for the late 70s, and in fact, it doesn’t really look all that bad by today’s standards. The difference is, that The Black Hole is a really good, classic sci-fi film. Supergirl…..isn’t.

      • CruiseshipzStudios

        January 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm

        @Devil_Rising I agree with you actually. If I had to watch this movie, I would rather watch “The Black Hole” instead, since that one was one of my favorite movies in the 70s genre, and it did have some awesome special effects than Supergirl.

  • Skeletor

    January 23, 2012 at 10:22 am

    In the opening credits, that’s “The Story of Ricky”, one baaad Kung-Fu-gore-flick from the 80s. I hope we will get to see it reviewed!

  • deusprogrammer

    January 23, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Q: What do you call a vegetable that can leap tall buildings.

    A: Superman.

  • NeilHammond

    January 23, 2012 at 11:13 am

    I kinda liked Masters of the Universe.

  • maunichuan

    January 23, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Mf mike strikes again doing what must be done to get us through another MF Monday!!!

  • angeltread

    January 23, 2012 at 11:24 am

    missed a blow job joke on the blowing scene

  • MenyKU

    January 23, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Always thought this was a bit underrated, it’s certainly better than Superman 3, 4 or Returns.

  • poshko

    January 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

    This is one of those movies that suffers considerably as you get older. Loved this and Superman 4 as a kid. Watching them now, it makes me wonder how my older siblings ever lived in the same house with me as long as they did. :P

  • January 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Supergirl was a super piece of dog shit of a movie. All I can say is thanks Motherfucking Mike for having the courage to re-watch and review this.

  • MarlonPJManalese

    January 23, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…AN UPSKIRT SHOT THAT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO SEE!!!

  • Andrew84

    January 23, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Oh god.. Faye Dunaway look scary…

    http://www.youtube.com/user/denderfurger

  • heliocentra

    January 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Best review yet Mike. I like how this movie is more well known, I think it makes your critique more poignant.

  • JoeSpinebuster

    January 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    “NYOOKEELEER MAN”

  • DaveMcGrath

    January 23, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    A joke involving this movie being a wreck and the towers in the back comes to mind… But I would be asking for a flame war. Look forward to watching this tonight. Is superman in this as a cameo even? Or is it THAT bad? I am honestly asking folks!

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 23, 2012 at 1:10 pm

      @DaveMcGrath Oh yeah, it’s THAT bad.

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm

        @Big McLargehuge Seems to be the general consensus hah! XD

    • gamez

      January 23, 2012 at 1:21 pm

      @DaveMcGrath Good to know you have common sense not to tell the joke

  • FrankCabanski

    January 23, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    It’s like a porn movie without sex scenes.

  • Wurstmensch

    January 23, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Clearly, this movie is a fake. Tornadoes don’t appear out of thin air unless you kneel in front of a wall for 10 seconds.

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

      @Wurstmensch …and only if you have a red crystal.

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 23, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    I’d give it half a star, but she’s cute, so I’ll give it 1 STAR

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  • vittorioviegas

    January 23, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    I laughed hard in this review!Just last year for some reason, like yourself Mike, I wanted to see an obscure shitty movie so I picked it up. It could not watch it past the part where Supergirl gets rid of the muggers (or whatever they are).

  • OfficialJab

    January 23, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Night of the Living Dead: 30th Anniversary Edition.

    Do it you motherfucker.

    Also good review, can’t believe she was going to classes.

  • January 23, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I got this film for my mother late last year. It was better than I remembered. Which isn’t saying much as I remember it being awful. Why I got my mother an awful movie? Because she wanted to see it after watching all four Superman movies.

  • January 23, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits just earned this movie another star bringing it up to a One Star Rating.

  • January 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    It’s a turd, it’s so plain, it’s Superhurl!!!

    • theoneyoudontknow

      January 23, 2012 at 2:33 pm

      @Firewall_Philip_Hanan Why do you comment like 3 times in a row on EVERY video on this site?

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 23, 2012 at 2:36 pm

        @theoneyoudontknow@Firewall_Philip_Hanan No offense intended whatsoever. But I found myself asking the same thing. I assume it is to make the posts stand out and garner more responses. There is no rule against it so if that is the case. More power to ya Hanan!

  • LuisHomeroCanamarVega

    January 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    nnnot particularly enjoying the sexist puns there, mike

    • jemis

      January 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

      @LuisHomeroCanamarVega you must have forgotten what site you are on

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 23, 2012 at 2:32 pm

        @LuisHomeroCanamarVega I bet you just need to turn it up! Sexism is always funnier when its loud.

        But seriously. This is Cinnemassacre! A Camera with a chainsaw for a logo should tell you your not getting a humanitas level performance.

        Mike is fairly tame when compared to James in my opinion. Just let them do their thing.

  • DiJunoMan

    January 23, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    and Laser Time podcast just did a whole episode on this! haha whats going on

  • AbsintheMinded

    January 23, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    You know what’s bullshit? The fact that I’ve hit play about 20 times and the video just won’t play for me. Dammit!

  • IEATPLANETS

    January 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    thanks mike for continuing videos for cinemassacre. you are just as much a part of this site as James.

  • IEATPLANETS

    January 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    thanks mike for continuing videos for cinemassacre. you are just as much a part of this site as James.

  • IEATPLANETS

    January 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    thanks mike for continuing videos for cinemassacre. you are just as much a part of this site as James.

  • IEATPLANETS

    January 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Thanks mike for continuing videos for cinemassacre. you are just as much a part of this site as James.

    • IEATPLANETS

      January 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm

      Mother Fucker Mike*

    • IEATPLANETS

      January 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm

      Mother Fucker Mike*

    • IEATPLANETS

      January 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm

      Mother Fucker Mike*

  • IEATPLANETS

    January 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Thanks mike for continuing videos for cinemassacre. you are just as much a part of this site as James.

  • IEATPLANETS

    January 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Thanks mike for continuing videos for cinemassacre. you are just as much a part of this site as James.

  • MahkyV1

    January 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Mother Fuckin Monday! Good job funny REview and also smart move James havin the MotherFucker filling in for you. Hes good but not as good as you. Cant wait to see whats next for the nerd

  • kraven4mor

    January 23, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    doing a review of a superman spinoff movie wearing a batman shirt

  • jdaylett

    January 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    “Sour-ron and Sour-man”? lol

  • RobbieYang

    January 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Review Abobo’s Big Adventure

  • bdkennedy1002

    January 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    I made it through this movie once in the 80′s. Since then I have never been able to make it past the first 15 minutes.

  • January 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Can’t watch keep getting :

    Send error report? 303: Failed to load a resource: cannot access the resource file (try loosening Flash security settings): Error #2048 Target: [object CustomURLLoader] Resource: http://cms.springboard.gorillanation.com/xml_feeds_advanced/index/865/rss3/412875/

  • January 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Can’t watch keep getting :

    Send error report? 303: Failed to load a resource: cannot access the resource file (try loosening Flash security settings): Error #2048 Target: [object CustomURLLoader] Resource: http://cms.springboard.gorillanation.com/xml_feeds_advanced/index/865/rss3/412875/

  • Tyler Tiberius Kirk

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I’m waiting for Batgirl the movie xD

  • Beren Bear Young

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Mother FUCKING monday!!!

  • George Wells

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    dude tyler you really love avgn now i beieleve

  • Tedis Mikelionis

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    This movie sucks…

  • Jarno Kantola

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    “it’s just the way we are” epic

  • Tyler Tiberius Kirk

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    George, everyone does, get wit da programming you stinking whore.

  • Rob Daviau

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I try to watch the video but keep getting: Send error report?
    303: Failed to load a resource: cannot access the resource file (try loosening Flash security settings): Error #2048 Target: [object CustomURLLoader] Resource: http://cms.springboard.gorillanation.com/xml_feeds_advanced/index/865/rss3/412875/

  • Jerry Drax

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Always a guilty pleasure of mine.

  • Lukas Sprehn

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Haha. Great review!

  • Martin Vig

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I don’t like this at all. He even says Linda Lane when he before that said supergirls name was Linda lee.

  • Daniel Louro

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Loved the part where she comes out of the water dry.

  • Pete Saville

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I remember seeing it in 1984 and thinking it the greatest movie since Citizen Kane.

  • Pim Schravendijk

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    he’s called “zoltar”? Isn’t that the same name as the space-weirdo-leader in “Dude, where’s my car?”?

  • Trey Simmons

    January 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I remember its run on HBO. I swear it did not stay in my local theater past 1 week.

  • Martijn Houtman

    January 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    It is!

  • Charlie Stabile

    January 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    nucular, Mike?

  • David Robinson

    January 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Mike…it’s Nuclear, not Nuculer :P

  • Rosvolainen

    January 23, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    People always ask where Motherfucker Mike gets these movies. But I don’t even want to know…

  • Hollywolly

    January 23, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    I loved this film when I was little, I thought it was great and seeing this now, I just thought the whole time “This is a HORRIBLE film, why did I watch this so much!?”

    • StefanoPavone

      January 23, 2012 at 4:40 pm

      @Hollywolly I’ve heard of it but never SEEN it… until now.

    • Rosvolainen

      January 23, 2012 at 4:41 pm

      @HollywollyIdeally one should just remember old movies, games etc for what they were and not revisit them. But never recommend them to anyone. lol

  • EricCosgrove

    January 23, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    like the video but the guys at lasertime podcast covered this also its pretty funny how bad this movie is. also best part is when she is on the popeyes.

    • ColeKrupa

      January 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm

      @EricCosgrove you do understand that just because someone else reviews a movie dosent mean that no one else can everyone has a different take on it anyway

  • FredrikPersson

    January 23, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    me and my brother n sister used to watch this alot when we were kids ;D

  • XxkingnuthinxX

    January 23, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Ewoks: the battle of endor.

  • XxkingnuthinxX

    January 23, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Ewoks: The Battle of Endor. hated it.

  • RileySailer

    January 23, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Your Batman shirt is fantastic.

  • steantera

    January 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    It’s motherfucking monday! Thanks mike, always looking forward to your episodes

  • Jym Badore

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    still not digging these vids, seem almost like you try too hard

  • Barry Swanson

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    What is the progress on the AVGN Movie?

  • Dan Munroe

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    how come everyone’s huffin’ the Supergirl bag this week? – http://www.lasertimepodcast.com/2012/01/17/laser-time-supergirl-seriously/

  • Tim LeFevre

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Awesome. Gives me something to look forward to on mondays.

  • Jeffrey Kaufman II

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    great review mike… do blood diner next…. please!

  • Ryan Adams

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Bad

  • Robert Chappell

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Supergirl was the epitome of a wasted opportunity. Bad writing, ok FX, and no real supervillain, I’m ashamed to say that this movie’s failure pretty much destroyed all interest in female superheroes. Which is a damn shame. Marvel and DC have so many that deserve a chance to shine. And if we’re busy remaking everything, why not this? Indeed.

  • Robert Chappell

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Supergirl was the epitome of a wasted opportunity. Bad writing, ok FX, and no real supervillain, I’m ashamed to say that this movie’s failure pretty much destroyed all interest in female superheroes. Which is a damn shame. Marvel and DC have so many that deserve a chance to shine. And if we’re busy remaking everything, why not this? Indeed.

  • Charlie Stabile

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Helen Slater was so hot.

  • Charlie Stabile

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Helen Slater was so hot.

  • Ryan T. Kelly

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    the few up skirts in the film were the only highlights!!

  • Ryan T. Kelly

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    the few up skirts in the film were the only highlights!!

  • Pätman Az

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Hahahahaha, what a fucked up piece of crap!! I love those kind of movies!

  • Pätman Az

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Hahahahaha, what a fucked up piece of crap!! I love those kind of movies!

  • Joe Stanley

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Yeah, this movie was just terrible. It’s worse than Superman IV. And to touch up on the whole Double L thing, yeah, I always wondered why DC did that too. Others you didn’t mention, Lex Luthor and Lionel Luthor :)

  • Joe Stanley

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Yeah, this movie was just terrible. It’s worse than Superman IV. And to touch up on the whole Double L thing, yeah, I always wondered why DC did that too. Others you didn’t mention, Lex Luthor and Lionel Luthor :)

  • Rami Markus Maunula

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Women ruin everything!!!!1

  • Rami Markus Maunula

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Women ruin everything!!!!1

  • Matthew George

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Ugh this one must have been painful

  • Matthew George

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Ugh this one must have been painful

  • Matt Dunham

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Superman 64 is better.

  • Matt Dunham

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Superman 64 is better.

  • Dusan Mitrovic

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Please, in the name of humanity, STOP MAKING JOKES! Your jokes are just simply absolutely, UNDENIABLY unfunny.

  • Dusan Mitrovic

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Please, in the name of humanity, STOP MAKING JOKES! Your jokes are just simply absolutely, UNDENIABLY unfunny.

  • Robert Magana

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    We want James please, Mike doesn’t let us comment on youtube unless the comments kiss his ass.

  • Vlado Kvitkovič

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Yes , film is really bad…but review was very good :)

  • Brad Whitlam

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    James only please..thx

  • Elliott Weinstock

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Where is the reference to Mark McClure reprising his role as Jimmy Olsen in this movie?

  • Elliott Weinstock

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Where is the reference to Mark McClure reprising his role as Jimmy Olsen in this movie?

  • Joaquin Hovak

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Super chick!! she is kida hot!

  • Joaquin Hovak

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Super chick!! she is kida hot!

  • Carlo Carrasco

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    That film is so bad to watch today.

  • Carlo Carrasco

    January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    That film is so bad to watch today.

  • DaveMcGrath

    January 23, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    The worse the movie the better the review sometimes.

  • DavidBrennan

    January 23, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    (Just a small note: Assuming the flying effects in ‘Supergirl’ were achieved the same way as in ‘Superman’, then they did not use bluescreen, but rather process photography – rear- and, mostly, front-screen projection. So just a small correction.)

  • KevanGant

    January 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    What a fucking horrible movie….yes I own it on DVD…

  • irishmisfit

    January 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Dude, it’s pronounced “new-clee-er”! It’s ok, Dr. Jones makes the same mistake in Crystal Skull.

  • Branden798

    January 23, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    whats a dingleberry?

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm

      @Branden798 A little turd nugget that sticks to your anal hair.

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 6:39 pm

        @Big McLargehuge@Branden798 It means a person who is intelligent but acts in an annoying manner. That’s what the people meant when they called her a dingleberry

      • Big McLargehuge

        January 23, 2012 at 6:43 pm

        @gamez@Branden798 I know. I just thought the other definition was funnier.

  • Wizzrobe99

    January 23, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Another great video, Mike.

  • KevinGuffey

    January 23, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    This movie is so bad that its good. I love this film lol

  • TRhamy

    January 23, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    nothing to say

  • Filip Loga-Skarczewski

    January 23, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    the part with the fight against invisible monster – it’s like watching a schizophrenic having a seizure … goddamn – it’s so bad …

  • Pete Saville

    January 23, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    Mariel Hemingway flying in space in Superman IV was the last straw.

  • Lenny Java

    January 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    What’s funny is that I used to enjoy this movie as a kid. Then again, I enjoyed a lot of terrible movies as a kid.

  • Michael Wallen

    January 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Motherfucker Mike is a great stand in (well he has been there all along) but its great to keep the site going .and knowing he will be envolved in the movie just makes it better……….keep up the job Mother Fucker!!!!

  • Demetrius Jordan

    January 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    I walk into a barber shop and start getting worked on. Some guy comes in and argues with another barber about money owed. And threatening to kick the barbers ass. And another old cat trying to sell me socks. I love Brooklyn. Every steady hustlin.

  • Demetrius Jordan

    January 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Did not mean to type that in the comments lmao

  • Hayden Mock

    January 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    it feels like SOOO long since the last episode!!!! :D

  • Derrick Eide

    January 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Love motherfuckin’ monday :)

  • Javier Mejia

    January 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Gee, that movie sucked so bad.

  • MiLe1

    January 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    sorry, but i was satisfied with supergirl and masters of the the universe when i was a kid. both movies were made for kids and imo their scripts are still better than the script of transformers…

    plus…helen slater was just wow. the perfect american blonde girl and every boys’ dream back then :P

  • Jotodahan

    January 23, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Oh dont you dear complian about Sauron/Saruman!

  • RaphaelBerger

    January 23, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    4:27 FUS ROH DAH!

    • RyanZardousSmith

      January 23, 2012 at 7:21 pm

      @RaphaelBerger FUS RO* DAH

  • reviewEager

    January 23, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    Fucking Hilarious!

  • January 23, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    It looks so bad that its got to be entertaining. For some reason it kind of reminds me of that movie Barbarella, although I havent seen that movie since sometime back in the very early 90′s and to me recollection it was like some sort of ultra soft-softcore porn.

  • Dave LeFevre

    January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    when are you guys going to buy a remote microphone so we can actually HEAR Mike when to do a shot of him? I mean come one… a bluetooth mike doesn’t cost that much. Secondly, I hope we get a Power Girl movie someday… it could just be someone who looks good in the costume for 90 minutes. Kind of like a Japanese idol video.

  • Uglješa Stevanović

    January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Ugh. Horrible, horrible movie.

  • Lukas Bruns

    January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Hey Mike great review, you should check out Wrong Turn 4!
    It is so bad me and my friends almost died laughing..

  • Derik Jackson

    January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    I kinda liked SuperGirl since I grew up watching it.

  • Alex Powell

    January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    I agree with Mike, supergirl is a waste of film, sad really as cast including Helen would’ve done a great job with a good script!!

    Although this is one of my guilty pleasures … But for supergirl I think :)

  • Brian J. Huyck

    January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    This movie was sooooo bad. Could’ve been better had there been more of a Superman tie-in

  • Donrex1943

    January 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Lol as for the annoying names, Stan Lee usually makes first and last names start with the same letter; the ones in this movie, plus peter parker, bruce banner, reed richards, sue storm, stephen strange, otto octavius, silver sufer, J. Jonah Jameson Jr., dum dum dugan, green goblin, dare-devil + matt murdock, pepper potts, victor von doom (doctor doom), millie the model, fantastic four, happy hogan, curt connors, fin fang foom…………

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 23, 2012 at 8:37 pm

      @Donrex1943 Uh, Stan Lee didn’t create Superman. Not even close.

      • StevenAnthonySkelly

        January 23, 2012 at 8:40 pm

        @Big McLargehuge@Donrex1943 Stan Lee is Superman… and the Incredible Hulk…

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 23, 2012 at 8:47 pm

      @Donrex1943http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9GYWbhBoHM

      • Big McLargehuge

        January 23, 2012 at 10:05 pm

        @Donrex1943 By the way, The guy in this commercial was in a show called You Can’t Do That on Television. I’m just curious, did that show ever air in America?

      • TomSueyLemcke

        January 23, 2012 at 11:42 pm

        @Big McLargehuge

        Yes it did. It was on Nickelodeon. I remember it fondly.

      • January 24, 2012 at 12:54 am

        @Big McLargehuge@Donrex1943

        I don’t know. *SLIMED*

  • Jason Theelitenoob Fletcher

    January 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Pim that would be Zoltan

  • gamez

    January 23, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Stan Lee is from Marvel. Supergirl is DC

    • January 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

      @gamez actually, he broke off from working with DC and created Marvel, or at least had a key hand in it.

  • Joshua Webster

    January 23, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    Was thinking about buying this DVD. Thanks for allowing me to save my money! :)

  • Bornlucky69

    January 23, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    Good review keep up the good work man way to hold down the fort while James is out making the movie I look foward to motherfucking Monday’s now great job mike your doing good man keep it up bro ^_^

    • January 23, 2012 at 10:16 pm

      @MotherFucker Mike@Bornlucky69 Yeah Mike, what he ACTUALLY said was “you’re our substitute teacher while James is gone! Break out the lazar pointers!”

      • StevenAnthonySkelly

        January 23, 2012 at 11:14 pm

        @zeldamaster17@MotherFucker Mike@Bornlucky69 -throws paper airplane-

  • fightgenie

    January 23, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Mike, what’s the name of that bloody meat grinding movie in the intro?

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 23, 2012 at 9:30 pm

      @fightgenie I’m not Mike but it’s called “Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky”. It’s one of the goriest movies ever made. It’s awesome!!

      • fightgenie

        January 23, 2012 at 11:50 pm

        @Big McLargehuge Thank you!

  • AdamFela

    January 23, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    Its a bird! Its a plane! Its ASS!

  • Chris Boisseau

    January 23, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    I remember this film since I was a kid, but I remember that film was released on VHS in 1984 or 1985 under USA Home Video. This film was made a year after “Superman 3″. Some people liked it, but not the best film ever, it was not made by WB it was from Tri-Star (part of Sony Pictures). It didn’t do good at the Box Office according to Wikipedia, it was dubbed as the worst superhero film ever made. About 3 years later, “Superman 4: A Quest for Peace” also did very poor than “Supergirl”. If you considered a Superman knock-off, take Mighty Mouse as an example. I used to watched Mighty Mouse since I was a kid, but it was not bad, the cartoons are decent and it was made by a defunct Terrytoons ran by Paul Terry. Terrytoons was an underrated studio that made Heckle & Jeckle, Gandy Goose, Sourpuss and a few others. The Mighty Mouse cartoons couldn’t stand the test of time for being a Superman knock-off, but it would hold a candle to “Supergirl”. I’ve seen many of the Mighty Mouse cartoons on YouTube, but I have never seen them since childhood. Mighty Mouse had his own TV series back in the 1950′s featuring some of the theatrical cartoons which was later aired on TV. And then in the late 70′s Filmation did the same thing which is not good, and the 1987 cartoon version from Ralph Bashki was not all that great.

  • Vok

    January 23, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    take that whatever you are… hahaha nice one… :D

    btw this movies sucks

  • ROFL

    January 23, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Is it just me, or does this buffer obnoxiously slowly?

    • RowanJColeman

      January 24, 2012 at 1:14 pm

      @ROFL Yeah I always wait about a minute.

  • JustinLail

    January 23, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    mike, you need to go to the doctor you are looking a little green

  • William Lavagna

    January 23, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Shouldn’t the female equivalent of Superman be called ‘Superwoman’?

  • vancouvered07

    January 23, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Fucking awesome! The best MFER mike video yet!!! And people, stop hijacking this thread by posting your little stories, nobody cares about your fucking lives, this ain’t your Facebook page. Post only about the video or MOTHERFUCKING MIKE’S AWESOMENESS.

  • blair85

    January 23, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Two guys want to rape her, so what does she do, she blows one of them.

  • vancouvered07

    January 23, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    And I just wanna say one thing more; Motherfucker Mike, Your monicker is misleading. While it was convenient to name you as “Motherfucker” as the nemesis to “Board James” several years ago, you are in fact AWESOME. And I will call you only MAGNIFICENT MIKE from now on.

    • ROFL

      January 23, 2012 at 11:29 pm

      @vancouvered07 I presumed his moniker derived from his tendency to engage in sexually explicit activities with mothers.

  • blair85

    January 23, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Oh and Mike, in LL names from Superman continuum you forgot Lex Luthor, Lionel Luthor, and Lana Lang

    • PhilipBradbury

      January 24, 2012 at 12:35 am

      @blair85

      Lori Lemaris

  • delikanli

    January 23, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    Good stuff Mike, keep it up.

  • Inspector Butters

    January 23, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Another good one, Mike. Excited to see what will be next.

    Plus, for all you aspiring writers out there, pay attention to what Mike said about having too many characters having the same letters begin their names: it confuses the audience, so make sure to use a different letter/phonetic sound. There are a lot of things about writing that are tough, this doesn’t have to be one of them!

  • Al Loupe

    January 23, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Does this means that The Nostalgia Critic will be going after MotherFuckin’ Mike?

  • Anthony Diaz

    January 23, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    what a horrible waste of time….ugh its bad. great review mike!

  • January 24, 2012 at 12:47 am

    Fuck, another week till the next Motherfucking Monday. (Sad face) I suggest the series be renamed ‘MOTHERFUCKIN’ EVERYDAY!’

  • LOLFest0

    January 24, 2012 at 1:02 am

    4:25 FUS RO DAH!

  • Malin Andersson

    January 24, 2012 at 1:50 am

    Why does she even use those clothes from the start, did she know about Superman before seeing the poster?

  • Jonathan D. Wolfe

    January 24, 2012 at 3:07 am

    Hey is anyone else getting Forbidden 403 when they try to go to the website?

  • EXPLODA!

    January 24, 2012 at 4:38 am

    Love the Riki-Oh at the beginning. I love each weeks opening so much.

  • January 24, 2012 at 4:55 am

    06:56 well she is a bloned

  • LisaMason1

    January 24, 2012 at 5:02 am

    Fun fact, my mum named my sister Kara because of this movie. So yeah my sister is named after the main character of an awful movie.

    • ktw018

      January 25, 2012 at 1:46 am

      @LisaMason1 i was named after Zaltar

  • January 24, 2012 at 5:05 am

    it could have ben the wachmen

  • OgreVideoGamenerd

    January 24, 2012 at 5:26 am

    cheesie an from the 80s what can i say

  • OgreVideoGamenerd

    January 24, 2012 at 5:33 am

    she is still cute

  • Adrian Esparza

    January 24, 2012 at 6:31 am

    I dont think this movie’s crappy

  • Alex Krueger

    January 24, 2012 at 8:31 am

    Thx Mike for reminding me off this Crap-Movie, but at least, another great review for Motherfuckin Monday!

  • Maoist Rebel

    January 24, 2012 at 8:56 am

    I was totally in that restaurant and I didn’t see anything.

  • Melissa Henderson

    January 24, 2012 at 9:11 am

    good review, awful movie

  • cosmosboy

    January 24, 2012 at 9:56 am

    I can’t get it to load (keeps giving a Springboard error). Any chance of a Blip link?

    • Mako

      January 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm

      @cosmosboy try ctrl+F5. It’ll clear the cache and refresh the page. It worked for me so it’s a local problem. If it’s being blocked from your ISP then you’re screwed.

      • cosmosboy

        January 25, 2012 at 8:07 am

        @Mako Didn’t work unfortunately. No Cinemassacre for me I guess…

    • nowhere4321

      January 25, 2012 at 10:55 pm

      @cosmosboy Try a different browser? IE or Firefox or Chrome

  • Peter Hansen

    January 24, 2012 at 11:08 am

    I am so happy i watched this video, because now i dont need to be scared for life by watching this movie.

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 24, 2012 at 11:28 am

    I KNOW this movie sucks but there’s a part of me that wants to watch it. Superb***ch is kinda cute too (though she’s probably old now).

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  • Ellivennecq

    January 24, 2012 at 11:58 am

    MEET THE NEW BOSS

    SAME AS THE OLD BOSS

  • StevenSosnowski

    January 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Supergirl super sucks cock. Spot on, Mike.

  • pottman

    January 24, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Superporn, anyone?

  • Mako

    January 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    I love that tagline Mike. “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s …awful.” lol

  • Paddy O'hara

    January 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    shit movie but many peps have try to get there girl frend to put the outfit on ?

  • RowanJColeman

    January 24, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Trivia: the first time you see her fly it’s a profile picture on a piece of cardboard. The wonders of special effects.

  • RikardAndersson

    January 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Supergirl is super hot.

  • JeramieKruger

    January 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    If only a persons level of attractiveness correlated to their talent as an actress.

  • TheZaius

    January 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Saru MAN??? What, is he a robot master from Mega Man?

    As usual, the swearing and crude jokes in this video were just awkward. Aside from those weird moments, good video!

  • WillMistretta

    January 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    FYI, the recipe for turning invisible used beans placed in a human head/skull actually appears in several old grimoires from the Renaissance onward. Grimorium Verum, etc. Points for research.

  • xiaoxiao22333

    January 24, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    its a bird its a plane its a piece of poorly desighned crap

  • sockmonkey

    January 24, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    Why does her hair change color? Is it supposed to mimic the poor disguise that Clark Kent uses (glasses)?

  • ReMarkable350z

    January 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    if she got naked it would have been an excellent movie

    • ValisHD

      January 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm

      @ReMarkable350z pretty much

  • GrindKing

    January 24, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    nice job mf mike! keep holding it down

  • January 24, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Yeah, sounds absolutely crap. Wonder if Lois Lane did a better super woman in Lois&Clark. And those who did the spinoff didn’t do any research I take it. That S mark on Superman’s clothing is actually his house symbol or name (-El).

  • christburner

    January 24, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    hey mike….i like your chair…

  • BenPekar

    January 24, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Hey man, I LOVED that movie when I was a kid. Even if it makes no sense, it was awesome and had lots of geeky fun.

  • JimmyTheFish

    January 24, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Hey Mike I think you are getting better with each review. I was genuinely laughing with the beans in your eyes and mouth. The experiments seem like a unique thing

  • veloz

    January 25, 2012 at 2:16 am

    swat kats

  • OlDirtyVinceDm

    January 25, 2012 at 5:10 am

    Please don’t stop Motherfucking Mondays after the movie comes out !He should review movies like the AVGNI know James(if not Mikey himself) could write some good hilarious reviews for ” MotherFuck Mike ” the glitch master

  • Prizm4

    January 25, 2012 at 5:47 am

    I read that the LL initials in Superman was the comic book creator’s girlfriend’s initials. So he made all the characters with initials LL in honor of his girlfriend.

  • chesterfield

    January 25, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Stop saying nucular :D

    Sound’s like George W Bush in there

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Hi guys! Go check Iron Man Movie Review only @ G-Jays Productions. http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2009/12/iron-man-review.html / by the way, Supergirl’s kinda cute ah

  • Brinkman

    January 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    Mike your reviews are just “let’s pick apart every scene and insert joke at the end.”

    Take a note from James and deconstruct why this, and the rest of the movies you “review” suck.

    • MurrayBlass

      January 25, 2012 at 10:36 pm

      @Brinkman Hellooooooo, Brinkman!! >snicker<

      By picking apart all the different scenes and making fun of them, Mike IS deconstructing why the movies suck. It’s the same thing James does. Just one example, with James TMNT 3 movie review, he goes through each part of the movie and picks apart what he doesn’t like about it. Pretty much the same thing Mike does here. At the end of the TMNT 3 movie review, James cuts the tape in half with a sword. So that ends with a joke. Again, the same thing Mike does. So I don’t see how what Mike is doing is much different. Later, dudes!

  • TasosSaroglou

    January 25, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    When i saw that as a kid in tv i though what a boring movie!

  • skilzlost

    January 25, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    from what i remember i kind of enjoyed this movie i guess i am alone, and i dont know why i enjoyed it but i did. I thought the monster that they could not show due to budget constraints was pretty cool (from what i remember) and the warping of the body and shiz did it for me bearing in mind that i prob was about 8. and that i loved superman i was however gutted that it wasnt superman but at the same time transfixed on supergirl. i think i also had a crush on her so that prob helped me get threw it.

    its not an awful movie. or is it? i am now wondering if thats why i also liked it .. because no one else did. i also thought masters of the universe was pretty cool although being gutted that it reminded me nothing of what i remembered adam to be. but i think i enjoyed it .. sort of..

  • TerryFGM

    January 25, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    SARRUMMAEENNNN americans :DDD

  • gvb118

    January 25, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Hmmm, Mike. I like you a lot, but I think most of the jokes here I pretty mediocre. I think they would improve if developed a better comedic delivery?

  • gvb118

    January 25, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    *are

  • gvb118

    January 25, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Hmmm. Mike, I like you a lot, but this particular review wasn’t very good. Some of the jokes were okay, but I think you really should develop a better comedic delivery.

    • starscream

      January 26, 2012 at 7:14 pm

      @gvb118 Yes and no. I liked most of this review, but found that he was nitpicking at times. Mike’s complaints that Supergirl just happened to be roommates with Lois Lane’s sibling/cousin is valid in the real world, but this is based off of a comic book, where fate plays a very big role. I would say that this can easily be explained by fate.

  • nowhere4321

    January 25, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    Still better than Batman & Robin

  • January 26, 2012 at 1:02 am

    Thanks for watching this so I don’t have to, but please re-edit this to change all the “nuke-u-lers” into “nuke-lee-ers!”

  • pachor2

    January 26, 2012 at 1:29 am

    i love so much motherfucking mondays, i wish they could bring back you know whats bullshit too. great job by the way motherfuckin mike

  • JohnHeritage

    January 26, 2012 at 2:21 am

    Newclea? 8”(

    This film was obviously designed with some bias towards girls watching it. It’s like reviewing sex in the city and saying they’re talking about shoes too often.

  • baronletnev

    January 26, 2012 at 5:28 am

    I know this is sacrilege but I’m actually starting to like Motherfuckin’ Monday more than the AVGN videos. Also, the theme is awesome and don’t change a thing about it, Mike.

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 26, 2012 at 6:43 am

    The best thing about this movie is Supergirl is cute. Other than that, everything else is crap.

    Hey Guys! Check out Jet Li and DMX’s “Cradle 2 The Grave – Movie Review” only

    @ G-Jays Productions! Visit us @ http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/01/cradle-2-grave-review_9628.html

    • JaysonGeronca

      January 26, 2012 at 6:47 am

      Cradle 2 The Grave opened #1 at the N. American Box office.

  • sergio37

    January 26, 2012 at 7:01 am

    lucy lane is lois’s younger sister not her cousin

  • Vahan

    January 26, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Mike, how could you not know that Helen Slater was best known for starring in “The Legend of Billie Jean”?

  • AeronX2012

    January 26, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Ok the doggy doo was filmed a few months ago, and James was wearing that same batman t shirt as Mike is now, I knew as the caretaker Mike got control of all games but looks like he’s taking the cloths now to.

  • deathbyafrog

    January 26, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    this is off topic here but anybody else is sick of those virgin airline commercials?

    • DanielDiaz

      January 26, 2012 at 10:55 pm

      @deathbyafrog Yes. Yes I am. It sucks to watch a 30 sec ad everytime you watch a 3 min video. But hey, they gotta make money to keep up the website right?

  • starscream

    January 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Even though I had a few issues with this review, it still was entertaining and I enjoyed it. Keep it up, Mike!

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    January 27, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Maybe she ran so fast that they couldn’t see her? Still, why use the speedy run effect, then? Yeeeaahhh, that movie looked pretty bad. Looks like I wasn’t missing much all these years.

    Love Motherfuckin’ Mondays, keep on truckin’! Or should that be fuckin’? :D

  • JerrySanbox

    January 27, 2012 at 2:37 am

    the only thing that could have saved this movie, is showing SuperGirl’s SuperTits

  • theSUPERMANiac

    January 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Looks like a pretty terrible movie XD

    Interesting fact: Helen Slater, who played Supergirl aka Kara, played Lara-El in the TV series Smallville (Superman’s mother and Supergirl’s aunt!!! She only appeared in 3 episodes.

  • GoodStuffLover

    January 27, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    This is a great movie review, Mike. And yepp, the movie is absolutely awful!

    By the way, can you someday review of these movies included in the documentary THE 50 WORST MOVIES EVER MADE (except the horror flicks because I mailed them to James as examples for MONSTER MADNESS):

    BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA (1952)

    SNOW WHITE (Germany, 1955)

    THE WILD WOMEN OF WONGO (1958)

    THE THREE STOOGES IN ORBIT (1962)

    THE FAT SPY (1966)

    GREETINGS (1968)

    THE THING WITH TWO HEADS (1972)

    BLACK BELT JONES (1974)

    THE SWINGING CHEERLEADERS (1974)

    T.N.T. JACKSON (1974)

    THE TRIAL OF BILLY JACK (1974)

    J.D.´S REVENGE (1976)

    THE CRIPPLED MASTERS (1979)

    XANDADU (1980)

    FIREBIRD 2015 A.D. (1981)

    SORCERESS (1982)

    SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT PART 3 (1983)

    HOWARD THE DUCK (1986)

    ISHTAR (1987)

    LEONARD PART 6 (1987)

  • GoodStuffLover

    January 27, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    This is a great movie review, Mike. And yepp, the movie is absolutely awful!

    By the way, can you someday review of these movies included in the documentary THE 50 WORST MOVIES EVER MADE (except the horror flicks because I mailed them to James as examples for MONSTER MADNESS):

    BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA (1952)

    SNOW WHITE (Germany, 1955)

    THE WILD WOMEN OF WONGO (1958)

    THE THREE STOOGES IN ORBIT (1962)

    THE FAT SPY (1966)

    GREETINGS (1968)

    THE THING WITH TWO HEADS (1972)

    BLACK BELT JONES (1974)

    THE SWINGING CHEERLEADERS (1974)

    T.N.T. JACKSON (1974)

    THE TRIAL OF BILLY JACK (1974)

    J.D.´S REVENGE (1976)

    THE CRIPPLED MASTERS (1979)

    XANDADU (1980)

    FIREBIRD 2015 A.D. (1981)

    SORCERESS (1982)

    SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT PART 3 (1983)

    HOWARD THE DUCK (1986)

    ISHTAR (1987)

    LEONARD PART 6 (1987)

  • aL3891

    January 27, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    wait, so she gave that trucker guy a blow job?

  • Stonen80

    January 28, 2012 at 4:14 am

    I haven’t seen this movie sense I was a kid. Makes me feel old.

  • Stonen80

    January 28, 2012 at 4:15 am

    I haven’t seen this movie since I was a little kid. It makes me feel old.

  • RaulSoto

    January 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    hehehehe, “nuculear”. That’s funny.

  • martinlupo

    January 28, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    you should make a top ten favourite movie list (or top 30 like james did) :D

  • frwebe

    January 28, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I love motherfucking Monday. I wish every day were monday

  • Sauzke

    January 29, 2012 at 12:43 am

    Mike I just watched “The Room” is sucks so bad maybe you should try it sometimes.

    • JaceBlaine

      February 24, 2012 at 2:40 am

       @Sauzke that movie is so bad its good. the director changed it from drama to black comedy. 

  • Haisman7

    January 29, 2012 at 8:28 am

    Women from the 70/80′s looks better than they do today. =)

    • SebastianHoward

      January 31, 2012 at 5:47 pm

      @Haisman7 Thanks, captain obvious.

    • JaceBlaine

      February 24, 2012 at 2:43 am

       @Haisman7 thanks for the random fact of the day

  • MartinEkdahl

    January 29, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Must see that movie. :D Hey, another LL name in the Superman universe: The beautyful Lana Lang in “Smallville”. The invisible monster reminds me quite much of the invisible monster in “Forbidden planet”. The also tried that one kill it with electricity, didn’t they?

  • AmberDuff

    January 31, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    random spanish advertisement.

  • DeanWilks

    February 2, 2012 at 10:51 am

    “What a dingle berry?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaa

  • Vahan

    February 2, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    I can’t believe Mike has never heard of “The Legend of Billie Jean” before. Shame on him!

  • jose mfc

    February 3, 2012 at 6:49 am

    this movie is so bad that makes superman 3 and 4 look like good movies at least they have some decent action scenes.

  • DevonKirchoff

    February 5, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    Lulz I have that breast cancer can opener

  • February 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    If anyone has been getting a Error 303 when attempting to play a Flash Video (For example on cinemassacre.com or ScrewAttack etc) IT IS NOT a problem with Adobe Flash. If it is the same problem I had then it is with your HOSTS file. Now, if you even know what that is then chances are your using an alternate HOSTS file like MVP HOSTS File or you personally have added sites to block. In this case op…en your HOSTS file (you can use NOTEPAD but right click and RUN AS ADMINISTRATOR) Open your hosts file and delete any entries with “SPRINGBOARD” or GORILLA NATION” save and reboot! You flash video files should load and play fine now. I stumbled on this after repeatedly uninstalling / re-installing FLASH and figuring out that wasn’t the problem lol! Hopefully save someone the time and frustration!

  • kingofthecloset

    February 7, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    This should have been called superBAD…oh…right.

  • JaysonGeronca

    February 11, 2012 at 3:07 pm

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    Xbox Live Gold Membership (12 months), Wii, Xbox, PS3, PC, Kinect, and games for all consoles now available at G-Jays.

    “Top 10 Video Games of All Time” also available, Visit us at http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/02/g-jays-gameone.html

  • James92UK

    February 28, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    So…what is a dingle berry? This movie has me amased and appaled at how bad it is.

    • martinlupo

      March 1, 2012 at 9:00 pm

       @James92UK don’t want to sound gross, but a dingle berry is basically a shred of shit that hangs off your ass.

  • FredAckerman

    March 16, 2012 at 2:07 am

    You forgot to mention the fact that a 16 year old girl with NO POWERS at the time was able to escape the Phantom Zone simply by climbing a wall.  If it were that easy, wouldn’t the entire universe be overrun by a bunch of pissed off Kryptonian criminals?

  • Roadman1000

    March 24, 2012 at 2:18 am

    I though Supergirl was meant to be hot but really

  • JustCa11Mep1nk

    May 20, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    you know obi-wan whos soposed to be dead

  • RaginRedneck

    July 17, 2012 at 1:15 am

    the chances of meeting any 1 spacific person based on population density in 1984 is pretty easy to figure out. The US population in 1984 was 235,824,902 so its 1: 235,824,902

  • Stefanoragnopazzo

    August 21, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    Saruman was known as Curufin early editions of the books. I have 1974 first edition of The Silmarillion and i can tell you that.

  • Schloss Ritter

    September 13, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Springboard Player is a dingleberry

  • Reid

    January 29, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    I would definitely watch Superman 1 or 2 over this tripe.

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