Killing of Satan, The (1983)

Mike / January 16th, 2012


Comments

  • boyce1381

    January 16, 2012 at 12:19 am

    First

  • StuffyStuff

    January 16, 2012 at 12:20 am

    Tying a snake into a knot is totally gangster.

  • ericehc

    January 16, 2012 at 12:20 am

    first!!

  • MrBrrumpkins

    January 16, 2012 at 12:29 am

    pure ass!! movie sucked so much it ruined my motherfuckin’ monday! BOOOOOO!!!!!

  • DonSkiver

    January 16, 2012 at 12:32 am

    Heh, being in the midwest, its not quite midnight here, we got motherfuckin’ monday on motherfuckin’ sunday, that’s motherfucking early! Totally motherfuckin’ awesome!

    • ZachThompson

      January 16, 2012 at 1:54 am

      @DonSkiver Ha! I’m in MN and I’ve noticed that too, so I keep looking for updates at like 11 PM.Take that… MOTHERFUCKERS!

    • ZachThompson

      January 16, 2012 at 1:54 am

      @DonSkiver Ha! I’m in MN and I’ve noticed that too, so I keep looking for updates at like 11 PM.Take that… MOTHERFUCKERS!

      • JamesHarris

        January 16, 2012 at 3:20 am

        @ZachThompson@DonSkiver Yep watched it early from Missouri lol

  • MrBrrumpkins

    January 16, 2012 at 12:33 am

    who cares if you are first..that’s like saying here you’re first..okay..open your mouth and let me diarrhea ass on your face first!

  • Wallace

    January 16, 2012 at 12:36 am

    great video!

  • Slogra

    January 16, 2012 at 12:41 am

    I feel sorry for that kid buried under the rocks. And what the fuck is wrong with the parents in these movies? They didn’t even call the rock-cops or whatever. They’re worse than the parents from Spirited Away. But not by much.

  • CesarSanchez

    January 16, 2012 at 1:00 am

    Wonderful

  • SkiddDog

    January 16, 2012 at 1:02 am

    I hope that wasn’t areal snake he tied up, that’s cruel.

    • CesarSanchez

      January 16, 2012 at 1:09 am

      @SkiddDog it was

  • Yowza

    January 16, 2012 at 1:18 am

    Would be nice to see an updated video showing Mike’s movie collection, since it apparently doubled when it first aired (and likely has many more movies as of today).

    This weekly series could easily go on indefinitely in that case.

    • gamez

      January 17, 2012 at 1:32 am

      @MotherFucker Mike@Yowza Those are a shitload of DVDs. You sir are a madman.

  • January 16, 2012 at 1:20 am

    Wow, that movie looks like a steaming pile of non-awesome. Thanks for watching this so that I don’t have to.

  • kamate2

    January 16, 2012 at 1:33 am

    mf monday is awsome thanks mike

  • MrBrrumpkins

    January 16, 2012 at 1:45 am

    sorry mike..this movie and your commentary sucked ass…not trollin, but i very much disliked this one..sorry guys!..ima 4 year viewer of james so im not dislikin for shits n giggles…i just enjoyed myself a lot better than this shit video.

    • AlexMelendrez

      January 16, 2012 at 2:14 am

      @MrBrrumpkins I guess every opinion is very respectable even if we all dont agree with each other and I might say that it took ball to say something like this. All I have to say is that “Philipino Charles Bronston” LMFAO was the sugar coat on this donut hahahaha

      • EliteDeath

        January 16, 2012 at 5:45 am

        @AlexMelendrez@MrBrrumpkins It took balls for him to troll a website?

  • andymate2012

    January 16, 2012 at 1:54 am

    I still can’t watch the latest movies from this site. I have tried 4 different computers and all of them with the latest Adobe flash crashes. This is now starting to piss me off.

    • January 16, 2012 at 8:39 am

      @andymate2012 Man That royally sucks :9 Have you tried different Browsers, resetting your router rebooting your computer, I wish you the best and hope you can figure out whats up with it.

  • ZombieKillerXXX

    January 16, 2012 at 1:56 am

    It’s not Monday yet….it’s 10:53pm out here on the west coast. Thanks Mother Fucker for giving us something new to watch every Monday. Keep up the good work, and I can’t wait for the Nerd Movie.

    • Marvipe

      January 16, 2012 at 2:23 am

      @ZombieKillerXXX He lives in Pennsylvania, which is on the east coast, which is where I also live, and over here, it’s 2:24 in the morning. so it is Monday for Mike.

      • ZombieKillerXXX

        January 16, 2012 at 5:54 am

        @Marvipe I know, and yes I do realize that. I was more or less saying it as a joke cause I know there from the east coast…..

  • TommyO'Neil

    January 16, 2012 at 2:00 am

    This was great! xD

  • ZombieKillerXXX

    January 16, 2012 at 2:05 am

    Oh, one more thing. I’m surprised you didn’t mention the fact that Satan was rocking that Dracula cape at the end of the movie….what were they thinking? How can you confuse Dracula with Satan, and sense when does Satan were a god dam Dracula cape?

  • veloz

    January 16, 2012 at 2:14 am

    please swat kats

  • GalileoAcosta

    January 16, 2012 at 2:19 am

    i wana watch this now

    • Doogrisa

      January 16, 2012 at 2:33 am

      @GalileoAcosta

      MrBigTrash on youtube has the movie. I found it.

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 16, 2012 at 2:28 am

    The Killing of Satan star Ramon Revilla is a movie legend in our country. His son Ramon “Bong” Revilla Jr. is now a Senator, Producer, and Actor who also makes good movies.

    Watch It, for nerds and straight guys out there…..this is more entertaining than any Twilight movies.

    For more movie reviews, visit G-Jays Productions -> http://g-jays.blogspot.com

  • JashinSlayer

    January 16, 2012 at 3:07 am

    I miss James.

    • onetruth

      January 16, 2012 at 8:25 am

      @JashinSlayer I miss him too but Mike’s as great as James.

  • JashinSlayer

    January 16, 2012 at 3:07 am

    I miss James.

  • puroland

    January 16, 2012 at 3:25 am

    I bet this movie would be awesome in its original Tagalog. I just love cheesy 1980s Filipino movies.

    • Harri Laitinen

      January 16, 2012 at 8:16 am

      @puroland I’m trying to learn Tagalog to impress my GF…Maybe those movies would help. :D

      • GiovanniGinoCaffarella

        January 16, 2012 at 8:54 am

        @Harri Laitinen@puroland Upang magsalita ito dapatmong absord ito!

      • Harri Laitinen

        January 16, 2012 at 9:48 am

        @GiovanniGinoCaffarella@Harri Laitinen@puroland Had to use google translate for that. :P

        But sounds like good advice. Maybe I’ll try finding some interesting Philippino movies with english subs online…

      • GiovanniGinoCaffarella

        January 16, 2012 at 10:47 am

        @Harri Laitinen@puroland It really is an awesome language too!

  • 0rpheus

    January 16, 2012 at 4:19 am

    These MF Mondays are awesome, thanks Mike!

  • TwistedSpeech

    January 16, 2012 at 4:36 am

    What a silly piece of schlock film from the Philippines. The people there are awesome, but man they make some crazy films. Can’t wait for next week’s Motherfuckin’ Monday. : )

  • StutumSpeaking

    January 16, 2012 at 4:54 am

    Hm. I think I’ll pass on that one. xD

  • Andrew84

    January 16, 2012 at 5:48 am

    mf monday! i love it! <3www.youtube.com/user/denderfurger

  • frankyS

    January 16, 2012 at 6:41 am

    Very funny, thanks)

  • Luuk_Awesome

    January 16, 2012 at 7:37 am

    Thank God its Motherfucking Monday (:

  • StefanoPavone

    January 16, 2012 at 7:37 am

    WHAT was all that about? :)

  • cooltyp

    January 16, 2012 at 7:49 am

    you forgot to mention that classic line: “You’re yellow, Satan!”

  • January 16, 2012 at 8:37 am

    What the fuck did I just watch? Great review but wow I can’t believe that piece of shit was even made! What happen to the guy who got his face ripped off? Did he die? Oh well I’m left with more questions than answers..I guess its best noit to ask the how or why…

    • TheXman300

      January 16, 2012 at 9:53 am

      @comicbookjerk You didn’t watch anything. You saw a few snippets of footage, and a very brief plot synopsis. What happened to the guy who got his face ripped off? While you didn’t see in the review, it probably explains in the movie. Unless you’ve seen the movie, you can’t write it off, either. Just because Mike didn’t care much for the film, doesn’t mean you won’t like it. Before you judge any film, you have to see it yourself first. Not trying to be rude, just saying.

      • January 16, 2012 at 10:39 am

        @TheXman300@comicbookjerk I agree with you your totally right, I sit through alot of shitty comic book shows and movies and do video blogs and I couldn’t agree with ya more you can never truly know how you feel about a movie unless you see it yourself, but Im glad Mike suffered through it so I don’t have to because it doesn’t sound like something I could watch :P I just happen to think the guy getting his face off and the girls chest blowing up was one of the coolest parts about this review :P I wish Half face guy had his own spin off lol

      • JoseVladi

        January 16, 2012 at 12:58 pm

        @comicbookjerk@TheXman300 “Your totally right” Its You’re. Now i’ll go clean the blood in my eye.

  • TerryFGM

    January 16, 2012 at 8:56 am

    Only a real man bitchlaps a snake.

  • boymax

    January 16, 2012 at 9:11 am

    so this is a old Filipino fantasy movie :D

  • Julian Auo

    January 16, 2012 at 9:20 am

    is it me or 6:40 vagina costume?

  • January 16, 2012 at 9:56 am

    Satan can’t really be killed because his body was already destroyed during the Great Flood or possibly when the dinosaurs were killed by the asteroid(s). He should no longer have a body so you can’t kill him. His soul is trapped on the Earth like the other fallen angels We seem them as ghosts because they still have shape-shifting powers. This movie was pointless. He should have fought against Dracula or someone like that.

  • Nuketehbomb

    January 16, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Hot Damn! Everybody is getting likes for their comments! Let me try…………..um, BOOBIES ARE AWESOME!!!

  • zombiegrunt

    January 16, 2012 at 10:41 am

    motha fuckin’ monday a good title.

  • Big McLargehuge

    January 16, 2012 at 11:01 am

    “The child is a mute”–> *ding*!

    That part especially made me laugh. Great review.

  • alantos

    January 16, 2012 at 11:11 am

    The best MM video so far.

  • NoisyPanther

    January 16, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Mike, where do you find all these shitty movies?

  • January 16, 2012 at 11:46 am

    I now want to see this movie solely because of this review. It looks so bad, that I would probably like it and find it hilarious. :P

  • fightgenie

    January 16, 2012 at 11:52 am

    bimmy and jimmy kill satan

  • AlmostBB

    January 16, 2012 at 11:56 am

    What the hell is this? I can’t understand how people can make such movies…Great video Mike!

  • DravenN

    January 16, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    hey that a Filipino Movie i wonder whats the real title … the star is Ramon Bong Revilla Sr. he known for his folk lore movies.. like Landong Putik or Lando’s Mud he has a magical amulet that makes him immune to bullets etc.. his son’s and grand children in real life kinda follow his foot steps making folklore movies. we have alot of this movie try to look for “Panday” means Blacksmith staring Fernado Poe Jr.

  • DravenN

    January 16, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    hey thats a Filipino Movie i wonder whats the real title … the main actor is Ramon Bong Revilla Sr. he known for his folk lore movies like Landong Putik or Lando’s Mud he has a magical amulet that makes him immune to bullets etc.. his son’s and grand children in real life kinda follow his foot steps making folklore movies as well. we have alot of this kind movie during the 80′s try looking for “Panday” means sword’s smith staring Fernado Poe Jr.

  • January 16, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    The microphone-sound in this one is overmodulated quite often which makes it strenous to watch the video.

    • January 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm

      @MotherFucker Mike I watched all your videos so far and enjoy them, they didn’t have the microphone problems like this video.

      • January 16, 2012 at 12:59 pm

        @MotherFucker Mike Though, I must add that I’m quite sensitive in this regard

  • Kraelich

    January 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    @gomgomboy Common, don’t be like that.

  • noctique

    January 16, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    Great video Mike, I laughed hard when god just gave the guy a stick. And the video editing makes it even more funny :P

  • joeythatzme

    January 16, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    LOL! Mike you have out done yourself.

  • Matthew Jordan

    January 16, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Cool Review Mike. Motherfuckin’ Awesome!

  • StevenSosnowski

    January 16, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    this is so hilarious, I damn near pissed my pants from the title alone.

  • lyrical2k

    January 16, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    best movie eva

  • Soda Popinski

    January 16, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Mike,

    I have loved your videos so far, you do an awesome job finding some really shitty cinema history. You should look up a movie called ‘Blood Lake’ (1987)

  • Jonathan Reynosa

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    First

  • Stef van Meeuwen

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    epic review :d

  • Justin Barker

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Watched this earlier, i liked it alot.

  • Kyle Alexander Thorburn

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    This is an avgn page, not a mfm page xd

  • Kevin Wilson

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Made my Monday :)

  • Kevin Wilson

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    You made my Monday :)

  • Pearse Mclaughlin

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Super Mecha Death Christ is not amused

  • Cody Ray Page

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Ive seen the review it was a wackey movie

  • Justin Knowles

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Fuck first

  • Ahmed Safwat

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    That is very very funny movie LOL.

  • Mike Cross

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Nice one Mike, you motherfucker! Who needs that James guy anyway?! :P

  • Ciara Raven Blaze

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    hooray for Motherfuckin’ Mondays!

  • Jesse MissingNo Leaf

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Is it just me or does this movie look totally awesome!?

  • Vidal Moraza Tamez

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    It was awesome, crazy movie + cinemassacre = epic shit

  • Witold Chojnowski

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Mike sure has gone a long way from “The backstage guy who draws title screens” to the epic Motherfucker Mike he is now!

  • Rodrigo Esparza Tejeda

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Epic review’s epic!

  • Pédro Mehtälä

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    I have witnessed this movie myself and it was glorious.

  • Nate Miller

    January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Gotta find this, have to see it. Just have to.

  • Metalhand

    January 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I really love your reviews mike! Though i was kinda dissapointed you really didnt share your opinion except at the last part where you said it could go straight to hell.Love the reviews though! Keep it up!

  • newmadhatter

    January 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    An excellent movie choice Mike, this will be another great one to trick my friends into watching. Although, you did not tell as many jokes this vid, why not? :(

  • C_Cleynghelt

    January 16, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    God is a Filipino? Good to know that.

  • C_Cleynghelt

    January 16, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    God is a Filipino? Good to know that.

  • OfficialJab

    January 16, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    When he gives his opinions, everyone complains.

    When he holds back for you, everyone complains.

    Just enjoy the video for cryin’ out loud. Great one, Mike. Pretty please do the ’30th Anniversary’ edition of Night of the Living Dead.

  • January 16, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Thanks god.. OMG hahahaha histerical. Love this web

  • Lady Lolita

    January 16, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Am I the only one that thinks Mike is funnier than James?

    • Wotan

      January 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm

      @Lady Lolita They both have their funny moments but damn i find mike so much funnier.

    • sr_vic

      January 16, 2012 at 3:30 pm

      lo is different, and is good too

  • RamboneIsGod

    January 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Kickass job, Mike. I really hope this is going to be a permanent series on Cinemassacre.

  • gvb118

    January 16, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Mike, you like what that guy does to the snake? That’s terrible abuse. =/

  • EXPLODA!

    January 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    All these movies are so freaking awesome. They are perfect for the MST3K treatment.

  • FredrikPersson

    January 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    great job mike

  • EXPLODA!

    January 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    YES! I finally found it! Fuck yeah! Thanks you Motherfucking lovable bastard, this made my next couple of days.

  • gamers_love_sprite

    January 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Leaving it slightly ambiguous whether you like or dislike the movie… you are indeed a motherfucker.

    • MDXakaSnyde

      January 16, 2012 at 5:59 pm

      @gamers_love_sprite He said the movie could go straight to hell. What’s ambiguous about that?

  • AxholetheGreat

    January 16, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    What a toilet full of krap this movie is.

  • DiMenezes

    January 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    Amazing job, Mike!!! This movie sounds like shit and I might wanna watch it for that reason, for a good laugh I mean!

    I remember when James reviews Deathstalker, I decided to watch it together with a friend and to this day we still laugh about how horrible that was!

  • Quintus

    January 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    So that is why I had never heard of this movie..

    It went straight to Hell

  • sr_vic

    January 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    actually is the best movie you review here, i actually want to watch

  • InnovaPhreak

    January 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Constructive criticism: Work on your inflection and and pitch. It’s painfully obvious you’re reading from a script.

    Besides that, I think I could get used to Motherfuckin’ Mondays.

    • CalvinW

      January 16, 2012 at 11:32 pm

      @MotherFucker Mike@InnovaPhreak

    • CalvinW

      January 16, 2012 at 11:34 pm

      @MotherFucker Mike You’re doing a good job, bro, I’d be willing to best most people are like me and pay attention to what’s important, and that’s funny entertainment. You’ll be alright, keep it going!

    • MECHAGARY

      January 17, 2012 at 1:31 pm

      @MotherFucker Mike@InnovaPhreak It was fine, and I think you’re doing a great job Mike. No complaints here. Thanks for all your hard work!

    • MECHAGARY

      January 17, 2012 at 1:34 pm

      @InnovaPhreak Constructive criticism: Work on your inflection and and pitch. and and sentences.

  • Destin Vaughan Nunez Strahan

    January 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    So much better than last weeks , your jokes on pinochios revenge were so lame

  • Santiago Venneri

    January 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Hey, where do you get these films from?

  • Kevin Ng

    January 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Out of all the bad movies on here, this might be the one I will bother to check out.

  • Todd Mancini

    January 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Mothafuckin Monday

  • Aaron Stafford

    January 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Out of all the movies on this planet, this is about the last one I expected James to do review on. Once again I’m impressed by his impeccable taste =)

  • Aaron Stafford

    January 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I mean Mike. Really should watch the videos before I comment.

  • Nick Keiser

    January 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    YES! Thanks for finally reviewing this. That boulder scene is one of my all-time favorite crappy movie moments, and the whole thing is one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen.

  • Jeffrey Gruendike

    January 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    I don’t like old movies, I like retro video games :|

  • Derrick Eide

    January 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Epic review, loved it. Worth waiting for. Downloading the movie now just so I can see how bad it is.

  • Vlado Kvitkovič

    January 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    I saw the trailer of that movie on the one page about the terrible movies and then I was very impressed and laughed ,what kind of people can create such a movie like this. So unlogical, so stupid, so silly,… but very funny and for the first watch is great comedy. BTW , MF Mike is not bad with reviews but James is James…

  • Kc Bianca

    January 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    you should review ‘Nude for Satan’. truly horrible film.

  • Mitchell Hup

    January 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Jeffery, no one gives a shit what you like. Motherfukin mondays kick ass.

  • Jeffdesertfox420

    January 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    If you haven’t yet, Burgess Meredith and Jeff Bridges in “The Yin And The Yang Of Mr. Go” from the early seventies is a weird asa movie with the grooviest tracks on film, c’mon check it out! It’s like a weird drug trip at times.

  • MECHAGARY

    January 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Satan must have really been pissed,, getting his ass handed to him by a guy wearing Chuck Taylors.

  • MECHAGARY

    January 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    The end kinda reminded me of Tekken. Except Tekken is good.

    Good job Mike!

  • AlexFagerstrom

    January 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    What the hell did i just watch?

    This movie is just fucked up. haha

  • BarbieOnWeed

    January 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    What the hell did I just watch?

    This movie is just fucked up. haha

  • MrBrrumpkins

    January 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    i liked this a lot better than the first time i watched it..i was prob too drunk lastnight! he’s gonna take you back to the past, to watch some shitty movies that suck ass, he’d rather haveee….

  • Kabukiman

    January 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    excellent work again, Thanks Mike!

  • kaneda_bjf

    January 16, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    You’d think with a name like ‘The Killing Of Satan’ it’d be a much better movie. Go figure.

  • January 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Now my nick-name for one of my friends (I don’t want to steal) so it is MOFO micheal XD

  • Inspector Butters

    January 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Good review Mike. The best part was your build up and then…”or maybe not.”

    Just one question: Where do you find all these movies?

  • Inspector Butters

    January 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Good review Mike. The best part was your build up and then…”or maybe not.”

    Just one question: Where do you find all these movies?

  • gothique

    January 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Mike, have you watched GymKata?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog

    I think this crap deserves your attention, can’t wait for your review

    • MECHAGARY

      January 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

      @gothique Oh yeah,, I definitely agree. GymKata was made for this site. Touche’.

  • gothique

    January 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Mike, have you watched GymKata?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog

    I think this crap deserves your attention, can’t wait for your review

  • DerekShort

    January 16, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Crazy Bastard Mustached Fuck. luls

  • DerekShort

    January 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Crazy Mustached Bastard Fuck. lulz

  • fatalmaster

    January 16, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    you’re getting better :D

    • Shidow1123

      January 16, 2012 at 8:37 pm

      @w3tpu55yf4rt5@fatalmaster Well that’s mature

  • ZukaZ

    January 16, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    strongest weapon of all times…a stick. given by god. :D

  • Rosvolainen

    January 16, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    At some point in the future (post-AVGN movie) I’d like to see James and Mike do commentary of some of these films.

    • GeekySwede

      January 17, 2012 at 2:25 am

      @Rosvolainen Yeah like they did with the Turkish Starwars movie :D It was hilarious

  • scorpio195

    January 16, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    the cave in this film also is used in a winnetou movie, all these lights and different colors, normally tourist visit the cave, not recognizing how scary and dark the cave would look without these `wonderful bringt’ lights^^

  • John Gleaves

    January 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Keep up the good work, MF Mike! :)

  • Ryan Scott Gibbons

    January 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I wish James was doing more videos. I know he’s busy with the movie but now it feels like it’s just Mike doing everything. He’s cool, but nowhere AVGN-tier.

  • Pierre Frenette

    January 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Props to you Mike for sitting through that movie, it looks so bad, i dont think i could last 10 minutes

  • Amanda Mitchell

    January 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    avgn….you are my hero!!!!

  • AndreanneAndiDion

    January 16, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    I saw this one on Halloween, what a magnificient piece of art!

  • GakFace90

    January 16, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    seemed pretty good to me

  • Weyland Yutani

    January 16, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    Seems like one awesome movie to me. Keep that sick shit coming, Mike!

  • ArturFaria

    January 16, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    @w3tpu55yf4rt5 wtf is wring with u ?

  • FightingPeanuts

    January 16, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    nice video

  • hypefire

    January 16, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    This movie is a joke, right?

  • Stromblad

    January 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Epic moustache

  • Sirus Salatini

    January 16, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    LOL I was born in 1983.

  • Carlo Carrasco

    January 16, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    The actor in that film was elected a senator of the Philippines in 1992. He served until 2004 and along the way he even found time to act in at least one film.

  • January 16, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    When are you going to destroy a ninja movie. I know there some pretty fuck up ones. Please

    • MECHAGARY

      January 16, 2012 at 11:52 pm

      @MotherFucker Mike@bigbangnet “The Crippled Masters”??? Please? It’s the sickest movie ever!!

    • gamez

      January 17, 2012 at 1:27 am

      @MotherFucker Mike@bigbangnet Go with the the 3 Ninjas. The first was alright but after that the rest were terrible. Remember the one with Hulk Hogan in it.

      • Anderol

        January 17, 2012 at 11:58 am

        @gamez@MotherFucker Mike@bigbangnet NC already did that one

    • GeekySwede

      January 17, 2012 at 2:06 am

      @MotherFucker Mike@bigbangnet If you ever want a weird ninja movie for Motherfucking Monday, you should watch the Swedish Ninja movie called Ninja Mission. The movies catchphrase is “Agents of destruction. Warriors of darkness. Professionals of death.” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087806/

    • MarlonPJManalese

      January 17, 2012 at 4:36 am

      @MotherFucker Mike@bigbangnet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_1HJbMngE

      THIS is worth reviewing because of the way the dude says FUCK

  • Thrashing Deth

    January 16, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    The idea looks interesting and what it seems “It could” have been a good movie but the quality of it sucks. But at least we got the epic moustache and how great what it be if that guy was also a porn star.

  • Maoist Rebel

    January 16, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    probably came out of his elbow because that’s where his uncle grabbed him

  • Kasper Kempas

    January 16, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    hahah ehkä paras viis minuuttinen mitä on hetkeen katsonu!
    Vittu motherfucking monday

  • FrankCabanski

    January 16, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    The stars look like the denizens of a neighborhood bar. Some producer walked into a bar at 3PM and hired all the bar flies who were hanging around drinking.

  • Stonen80

    January 16, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Lol that was a fucked up movie. Thanks for the laughs MotherFucker Mike.

  • Melchor

    January 17, 2012 at 12:24 am

    very nice done!

    Mike the parts when you refer to James AVGN Episodes was just hilarious!

    more of that please =)

  • alby0504

    January 17, 2012 at 12:50 am

    Here’s a FUN FACT that you guys might be interested to.. this guy Lando is known as Ramon Revilla Sr. here in the Philippines, he has 73 CHILDREN FROM 16 DIFFERENT WOMEN at the age of 84. I SHIT YOU NOT!

  • RikaMX

    January 17, 2012 at 1:11 am

    motherfucker mike and james are the best internet duo, they both make me laught a lot. thanks guys!!

  • Jared Strand

    January 17, 2012 at 2:30 am

    EPIC! Chuck Norris only wishes he could tie snakes up in knots!

  • Dendric

    January 17, 2012 at 3:14 am

    Holy shit! Based on this film, i infer that 8 year old children are commonly auteur film makers in the Philippines.

  • daydreamer josh

    January 17, 2012 at 3:48 am

    DAMN! That’s a classic Filipino film! I’m a Filipino and I know that film… well, barely since its really an old movie and I only saw it one time when I was a kid.

    The man in the film is Ramon Bong Revilla Sr. He’s really a popular veteran celebrity in the Philippines. Not anymore active in the entertainment industry today but his son is. Most of his film back then were about magic and rooting from Filipino folklores.

    I forgot what’s the actual title of that movie though. I’m actually surprise that Filipino film like this was able to reach America at the very least. I say the English dub here was bad so I could understand if you didn’t accurately understand the whole story.

    Yeah, the film was really campy but its a charm for us Filipino’s to see a classic Filipino movie. Today, you don’t see that kind of film anymore in our country, not to mention that our Movie Industry have grown weaker over the last 10 years and so.

    Anyway, thank you for showing this movie, MotherFucker Mike. Even for us Filipino’s, we rarely see old movies of our own XD

    • MarlonPJManalese

      January 17, 2012 at 4:33 am

      @daydreamer josh today’s Filipino media makes me ashamed of my culture, as it is reduced to 20 minute screaming matches and domestic abuse in these sad excuses for drama shows

      • daydreamer josh

        January 17, 2012 at 4:47 am

        @MarlonPJManalese Hehe, I could agree. But I won’t say I’m entirely ashamed of our culture, not that much, I just hate the Filipino media today because of those drama shows and alike. There are still few good shows… and I mean FEW. XD … nowadays, I would prefer watching local news or at least a variety show… I guess its also the reason why I would rather watch Internet media like Cinemassacre because its a lot amusing than watching a drama TV XD

    • DramaZombies

      January 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      @daydreamer josh

    • DramaZombies

      January 17, 2012 at 12:34 pm

      @daydreamer josh lumaban ka satanas is original name, ive seen both, you do miss alot from the american version

      • daydreamer josh

        January 17, 2012 at 9:03 pm

        @DramaZombies Ah, “Lumaban ka Satanas” was the original title. In English, the actual translation of that is “Fight, Satan!” or “Let’s Fight, Satan!” … something close to that. Thank you for reminding me =)

    • DramaZombies

      January 17, 2012 at 12:34 pm

      @daydreamer josh lumaban ka satanas is original name, ive seen both, you do miss alot from the american version

  • MarlonPJManalese

    January 17, 2012 at 4:22 am

    I’m Filipino and I usually hate everything my people make. Simply because the TFC plays the stupidest and most annoying tele-serie dramas, but this looks decent.

    • daydreamer josh

      January 17, 2012 at 4:28 am

      @MarlonPJManalese Totally agree there. Really hating our drama series today (><) I miss the 90's where our movie industry were very lively. Whether its a campy, bad or good Filipino movie, it doesn't really matter, you always see movies on theaters around. Personally, movies back then were pretty much decent despite… unlike to our today's Filipino movies.

      • MarlonPJManalese

        January 17, 2012 at 4:31 am

        @daydreamer josh yeah what the FUCK is with this rise of Filipino dramas? why do they all include the SAME shitty theme songs with someone crying the song before the commercial breaks. And why do they always have to have people scream at each other for 20 minutes an episode. It makes me ashamed of my culture

      • MarlonPJManalese

        January 17, 2012 at 4:31 am

        @daydreamer josh yeah what the FUCK is with this rise of Filipino dramas? why do they all include the SAME shitty theme songs with someone crying the song before the commercial breaks. And why do they always have to have people scream at each other for 20 minutes an episode. It makes me ashamed of my culture

  • MarlonPJManalese

    January 17, 2012 at 4:25 am

    LMFAO Filipino movies or shows always ALWAYS have to include some sort of abuse of women. This looks satirical as opposed to depressing and maliciously rapist like in everything else they make.

  • Emiliano Laneri

    January 17, 2012 at 5:47 am

    genial!!!

  • dancingmadrb3

    January 17, 2012 at 7:58 am

    I think I am gonna check this one out, looks strangely awesome in its own little way.

  • jgreene02

    January 17, 2012 at 10:07 am

    “As for this movie, it can go straight to hell.” lol

  • DominicSteMarie

    January 17, 2012 at 11:09 am

    jeez he slapped a snake fucking badass

  • Of_Anthony

    January 17, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Are two different actors playing satan?

  • AsiaRead-aBooker

    January 17, 2012 at 11:40 am

    It’s actually quite funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if this movie had a cult following.

  • TasosSaroglou

    January 17, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Come on now don’t be so harsh with this movie mike because you can think that final batle with lando and satan like killik is fighting with inferno on soul calibur,only that that batle was having more cool efects and style,characters,scenario…….OH well we can’t win them all.

  • Anderol

    January 17, 2012 at 11:57 am

    I Watched this movie, wasnt too bad but the way Lando is just rolling around on the ground in the final battle is f*!#”¤”% annoying, takes him like 20 sec to get up aswell.

  • GiorgosTsagk

    January 17, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    one of my favorite cult movies ever , i watched this on channel 4 when i was a student in England… we were laughing our asses off , amazing movie.

  • ReMarkable350z

    January 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Yo MIke if you want Filipino Greatness find Weng Weng movies!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY

  • GiorgosTsagk

    January 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    you have missed the part , when some fake rocks are falling and a guy runs to be hitten by them…because they dont go his way… and the the special effects masters just burry them so they can show that his body is mutilated and the remaining head speaks to lando

  • GiorgosTsagk

    January 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    you have missed the part , when some fake rocks are falling and a guy runs to be hitten by them…(because they dont go his way.).The special effects masters just burry the guy so they can show that his body is mutilated and the remaining head speaks to lando

    • ChristopherStrattonSmith

      January 17, 2012 at 6:46 pm

      @GiorgosTsagk Yeah, Mike didn’t mention it but it’s shown at the end of the review.

  • GiorgosTsagk

    January 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    you have missed the part , when some fake rocks are falling and a guy runs to be hitten by them…(because they dont go his way.).The special effects masters just burry the guy so they can show that his body is mutilated and the remaining head speaks to lando

  • Tomi Rivero

    January 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    IT’S MOTHERFUCKIN MONDAY,these mike reviews are good

  • Tomi Rivero

    January 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    IT’S MOTHERFUCKIN MONDAY,these mike reviews are good

  • Marco Zuniga

    January 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    Awesome way to start off the week fresh

  • ljngamessuck

    January 17, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    i fucking love muther fucking mondays

  • Devin Marks

    January 17, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    DONT GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!! He’s being an attention whore

  • You Only Live Thrice

    January 17, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    this looks….. pretty epic

    Why did Lando lead Satan with a green laser beam? i would have gone for the tornado to the groin

  • YorickPeltier

    January 17, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    ça doit être dur de voir plein aussi à chier !

  • YorickPeltier

    January 17, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    ça doit être dur de voir plein de film à chier ! courage !

  • Anthony Diaz

    January 17, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    some heros wear capes and others wear a blue jean jacket!! what a nasty moustache,, awesome review mike!!

  • EthanRoss

    January 17, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    This movie looks friggin’ hilarious!!

  • RaaceJEwing

    January 17, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Agreed. I think i Love you more than the nerd. When he does his movie reviews. Made me laugh even, with the Donald Duck Comment.

  • christburner

    January 17, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    DUDE!!! that was fuckin awesome!!! hahah love it

  • nowhere4321

    January 18, 2012 at 1:23 am

    Sweet

  • CareyPalmer

    January 18, 2012 at 3:25 am

    That reminds me of the Nightmare on Elm Street AVGN episode where James slapped the snake.

  • Vok

    January 18, 2012 at 11:24 am

    im not sure its just me but i can never see this videos on ur webpage, i always have to use the mirrors. anw, nice video as always.

  • January 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    Greetings from sweden MOTHERFUCKING MONDAY 4 LIFE

  • NeilHammond

    January 18, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Nicholas cage punches women in Wicker Man

  • JeffreyManalili

    January 18, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    damn! this is a filipino film! LOL

  • M1GU31

    January 19, 2012 at 1:26 am

    the animations in this movie are funny

  • dropdatabase722

    January 19, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    LOL facerip!

  • DG_Synchroman

    January 19, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    god looks a lot like gandolf from the newer Lord of the Rings movies

  • MartinTollberg

    January 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Hey Mike how about for Motherfucking Monday you review Abobo’s Big Adventure? I can see you coming up with a lot of funny shits for this video. I know many people might start asking you to do it. I think you would be doing it justice since you clearly have good humor.

  • DaveMcGrath

    January 20, 2012 at 2:34 am

    Mike Matei recently asked fans for suggestions on movies to review! I had already done this the week prior, thinking that I would be one among many folks to be messaging them with ideas/suggestions… Instead I seem to have been blocked from the Cinnemassacre/Mike Matei Facebook page?

    This was a disappointment seeing as it is the only Cinnemassacre related page I could find on Facebook. Also I fail to understand if I did something myself and am being a dummy. Or if I was actually banned from sending messages and making comments? I have never been slanderous towards CInnemassacre and am honestly confused and bummed right the fk out.

    This is really shitty since I seriously had about 8 movies lined up that I wanted to submit each week and see if any were used.

    This whole thing is creeping me out. Worst case scenario… I no longer get to share my opinions/ideas unless its in these hectic comment sections.

    While I am on the topic… I was going to suggest some of these films.

    “Wizards” By Ralph Bakshi

    “Labyrinth” (1986)

    “Excalibur” (1981) It’s got Patrick Stewart man!

    “Hawk The Slayer” (1980)

    “Heavy Traffic” By Ralph Bakshi (this one is pretty fkd up.)

    “The Hobbit” (1977) The animated version everyone hated.

    “The Secret of Nimh” (1982)

    These were a choice few of my ideas… Good thing I can’t comment or I would have caused a real scence. -_- (seriously what the heck?!)

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 20, 2012 at 2:36 am

      *scene

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 21, 2012 at 2:42 am

      @MotherFucker Mike Ok I will tally that up under “my bad” I thought I was going to get kicked off this site as well. Or someone was making bad posts using my account. Sry for the dipshit post. Had no idea where to ask properly.

      Cinemassacre continues to impress with its support for the fans i guess. Sry again for the bitching. Hope some of the ideas are helpful.

      Two more…

      “The Cube” (1997)

      “The Crow” (1994)

  • JustinKeithHoogland

    January 20, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Can you review The Martian Chronicles it is a t.v miniseries from 1980.

  • StefanoPavone

    January 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    “Children of the Stones”, a British TV serial from the 1970s, would be worthy of review, Mike :)

  • AleksanderSerigstad

    January 20, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Motherfucking Monday is getting better and better. I’ve heard of the film, but never had the “pleasure” of seeing it. Looks hilarious. Has Mondo Macabro released this? Keep up the great work Mike!

  • schaleh12

    January 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I played this scenario in Skyrim.. i think..

    good thing i stole that game for free off piratebay. SOPA for the loss

  • January 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Doing a great job Mike! Keep it up ! This stuff is awesome.

  • StevenSosnowski

    January 20, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    had to watch it again, still a riot. WIN Stick is full of WIN.

    Good Job, Mike.

  • voltronface

    January 20, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Mike, loving MotherFucking Monday. There’s a movie called Satan’s Cheerleaders that is really horrible you could do here. It has Lily Munster in it! The most memorable thing, though, if that the box says PG, the vhs says PG-13, and the first ten minutes have cheerleader ass. Weird. Anyway, keep it up!

  • SamYang

    January 20, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    That stick might have been derived from the Magic Stick that the super monkey uses in the Journey to The West. It’s really obvious I think.

  • Darkharbinger

    January 21, 2012 at 12:22 am

    lol wow I need to see this movie, thats pure lulz

  • MelvertCarpioIII

    January 21, 2012 at 1:39 am

    HOORAY FOR SHITTY PINOY MOVIES!!

  • Cameo

    January 21, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Where do you find these movies? LOL!

  • reviewEager

    January 21, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Fuck, all of a sudden Monday is my favorite day of the week :P

  • NicholasCadePosey

    January 22, 2012 at 2:36 am

    terror vision ,976 evil ,pinkflamngo ,blood sucking freaks ? would be cool to see in a review

  • NicholasCadePosey

    January 22, 2012 at 2:37 am

    and choping mall !

  • SteveIgnorant

    January 22, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Karate Cop, or Omega Cop. Both written, directed, and starring Ron Marchini.

  • J03_b

    January 23, 2012 at 1:46 am

    Hey Mike have you seen Tokyo Gore Police? Its not quite as old or shitty as these others, but its pretty fucking weird

    • JaysonGeronca

      January 26, 2012 at 6:49 am

      @J03_b Tokyo Gore Police is pretty weird and awesome. It’s a modern, high production, exploitation, Japanese, flick.

    • Kaleidoscopic God

      February 28, 2012 at 11:40 pm

       @J03_b I couldn’t stand Tokyo Gore Police. It wasn’t exactly good, and it didn’t quite classify as “so bad it’s good” either… it was more like “so weird it’s weird”. Granted, I quit watching that crap after 20 minutes, so I didn’t give it a fair chance. But still… did not like it at all. I usually love schlock.

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 26, 2012 at 6:47 am

    The movie is not awesome, but I guarantee it’s better than Breaking Dawn Part 1. You know what’s a good Filipino movie, “Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story”. Won Best Picture in 2011. This is like Godfather slash Robinhood of the Philippines. It’s a biographical action flick, really awesome.

    Hey Guys! Check out Jet Li and DMX’s “Cradle 2 The Grave – Movie Review” only

    @ G-Jays Productions! This movie opened #1 at the N. American Box Office. Visit us @ http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/01/cradle-2-grave-review_9628.html

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    January 27, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Wow, that sure was a silly movie. I agree with you, too. Play Zelda, and this movie can go to hell!

    That review was so funny, haha.

  • BramLijb

    January 28, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Hey look! It’s Dabura’s gay brother from Dragonball Z!

  • GenineSilverio

    February 2, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    The epic confrontation between Satan and all that is righteous and pure itself. Of course, the forefront of all righteousness is a stout Filipino man with a 70s porno moustache.

  • JaysonGeronca

    February 11, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    G-JAYS Game Zone ! – “Your online shopping center”

    Xbox Live Gold Membership (12 months), Wii, Xbox, PS3, PC, Kinect, and games for all consoles now available at G-Jays.

    “Top 10 Video Games of All Time” also available, Visit us at http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/02/g-jays-gameone.html

  • starscream

    February 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Mike, I love your reviews, but I wish you would review a few decent cult/fan-followed films. I’d love to see a review from you on The Goonies, Toxic Avenger, or maybe even a video game review. Also, I’d love to see a Motherfucker Monday movie review on Masters of the Universe.

  • ChristianFoos

    March 25, 2012 at 1:38 am

    Hm… an epic quest where a hero gains powers, rescues a girl, recieves a stick and fights a demon… DRAGONBALL?!

  • JoshSilvis

    March 25, 2012 at 2:35 am

    God…I don’t even know what to say to this. Just…good lord. Also..what the hell is with the ad?? Normally it’s just like 13 seconds, which is annoying, but no big deal. Now it’s this damn Naruto commercial that lasts 30 seconds before every video. You even have to watch it again if you want to reply the video. What the fuck?

  • Aaron1375

    June 30, 2012 at 2:25 am

    Wow, just wow. I was not expecting a film like this when I clicked on this review, I was expecting something more along the lines of those 70′s horror films involving the devil.

  • Iron65

    October 12, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Lol, this movie reminds me a lot Shadows of the Damned on the xbox360 and ps3… try to play it Mike… !!! You will know why it’s so familiar

  • Dirty Dick Furberger

    June 13, 2013 at 4:09 am

    My favorite part is that Satan looks like he has aids

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