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January 16, 2012 at 12:19 am
First
January 16, 2012 at 12:20 am
Tying a snake into a knot is totally gangster.
January 16, 2012 at 12:20 am
first!!
January 16, 2012 at 12:29 am
pure ass!! movie sucked so much it ruined my motherfuckin’ monday! BOOOOOO!!!!!
January 16, 2012 at 12:32 am
Heh, being in the midwest, its not quite midnight here, we got motherfuckin’ monday on motherfuckin’ sunday, that’s motherfucking early! Totally motherfuckin’ awesome!
January 16, 2012 at 1:54 am
@DonSkiver Ha! I’m in MN and I’ve noticed that too, so I keep looking for updates at like 11 PM.Take that… MOTHERFUCKERS!
January 16, 2012 at 1:54 am
@DonSkiver Ha! I’m in MN and I’ve noticed that too, so I keep looking for updates at like 11 PM.Take that… MOTHERFUCKERS!
January 16, 2012 at 3:20 am
@ZachThompson@DonSkiver Yep watched it early from Missouri lol
January 16, 2012 at 12:33 am
who cares if you are first..that’s like saying here you’re first..okay..open your mouth and let me diarrhea ass on your face first!
January 16, 2012 at 12:36 am
great video!
January 16, 2012 at 12:41 am
I feel sorry for that kid buried under the rocks. And what the fuck is wrong with the parents in these movies? They didn’t even call the rock-cops or whatever. They’re worse than the parents from Spirited Away. But not by much.
January 16, 2012 at 1:00 am
Wonderful
January 16, 2012 at 1:02 am
I hope that wasn’t areal snake he tied up, that’s cruel.
January 16, 2012 at 1:09 am
@SkiddDog it was
January 16, 2012 at 1:18 am
Would be nice to see an updated video showing Mike’s movie collection, since it apparently doubled when it first aired (and likely has many more movies as of today).
This weekly series could easily go on indefinitely in that case.
January 17, 2012 at 1:32 am
@MotherFucker Mike@Yowza Those are a shitload of DVDs. You sir are a madman.
January 16, 2012 at 1:20 am
Wow, that movie looks like a steaming pile of non-awesome. Thanks for watching this so that I don’t have to.
January 16, 2012 at 1:33 am
mf monday is awsome thanks mike
January 16, 2012 at 1:45 am
sorry mike..this movie and your commentary sucked ass…not trollin, but i very much disliked this one..sorry guys!..ima 4 year viewer of james so im not dislikin for shits n giggles…i just enjoyed myself a lot better than this shit video.
January 16, 2012 at 2:14 am
@MrBrrumpkins I guess every opinion is very respectable even if we all dont agree with each other and I might say that it took ball to say something like this. All I have to say is that “Philipino Charles Bronston” LMFAO was the sugar coat on this donut hahahaha
January 16, 2012 at 5:45 am
@AlexMelendrez@MrBrrumpkins It took balls for him to troll a website?
January 16, 2012 at 1:54 am
I still can’t watch the latest movies from this site. I have tried 4 different computers and all of them with the latest Adobe flash crashes. This is now starting to piss me off.
January 16, 2012 at 8:39 am
@andymate2012 Man That royally sucks :9 Have you tried different Browsers, resetting your router rebooting your computer, I wish you the best and hope you can figure out whats up with it.
January 16, 2012 at 1:56 am
It’s not Monday yet….it’s 10:53pm out here on the west coast. Thanks Mother Fucker for giving us something new to watch every Monday. Keep up the good work, and I can’t wait for the Nerd Movie.
January 16, 2012 at 2:23 am
@ZombieKillerXXX He lives in Pennsylvania, which is on the east coast, which is where I also live, and over here, it’s 2:24 in the morning. so it is Monday for Mike.
January 16, 2012 at 5:54 am
@Marvipe I know, and yes I do realize that. I was more or less saying it as a joke cause I know there from the east coast…..
January 16, 2012 at 2:00 am
This was great! xD
January 16, 2012 at 2:05 am
Oh, one more thing. I’m surprised you didn’t mention the fact that Satan was rocking that Dracula cape at the end of the movie….what were they thinking? How can you confuse Dracula with Satan, and sense when does Satan were a god dam Dracula cape?
January 16, 2012 at 2:14 am
please swat kats
January 16, 2012 at 2:19 am
i wana watch this now
January 16, 2012 at 2:33 am
@GalileoAcosta
MrBigTrash on youtube has the movie. I found it.
January 16, 2012 at 2:28 am
The Killing of Satan star Ramon Revilla is a movie legend in our country. His son Ramon “Bong” Revilla Jr. is now a Senator, Producer, and Actor who also makes good movies.
Watch It, for nerds and straight guys out there…..this is more entertaining than any Twilight movies.
For more movie reviews, visit G-Jays Productions -> http://g-jays.blogspot.com
January 16, 2012 at 3:07 am
I miss James.
January 16, 2012 at 8:25 am
@JashinSlayer I miss him too but Mike’s as great as James.
January 16, 2012 at 3:07 am
I miss James.
January 16, 2012 at 3:25 am
I bet this movie would be awesome in its original Tagalog. I just love cheesy 1980s Filipino movies.
January 16, 2012 at 8:16 am
@puroland I’m trying to learn Tagalog to impress my GF…Maybe those movies would help.
January 16, 2012 at 8:54 am
@Harri Laitinen@puroland Upang magsalita ito dapatmong absord ito!
January 16, 2012 at 9:48 am
@GiovanniGinoCaffarella@Harri Laitinen@puroland Had to use google translate for that.
But sounds like good advice. Maybe I’ll try finding some interesting Philippino movies with english subs online…
January 16, 2012 at 10:47 am
@Harri Laitinen@puroland It really is an awesome language too!
January 16, 2012 at 4:19 am
These MF Mondays are awesome, thanks Mike!
January 16, 2012 at 4:36 am
What a silly piece of schlock film from the Philippines. The people there are awesome, but man they make some crazy films. Can’t wait for next week’s Motherfuckin’ Monday. : )
January 16, 2012 at 4:54 am
Hm. I think I’ll pass on that one. xD
January 16, 2012 at 5:48 am
mf monday! i love it! <3www.youtube.com/user/denderfurger
January 16, 2012 at 6:41 am
Very funny, thanks)
January 16, 2012 at 7:37 am
Thank God its Motherfucking Monday (:
January 16, 2012 at 7:37 am
WHAT was all that about?
January 16, 2012 at 7:49 am
you forgot to mention that classic line: “You’re yellow, Satan!”
January 16, 2012 at 8:37 am
What the fuck did I just watch? Great review but wow I can’t believe that piece of shit was even made! What happen to the guy who got his face ripped off? Did he die? Oh well I’m left with more questions than answers..I guess its best noit to ask the how or why…
January 16, 2012 at 9:53 am
@comicbookjerk You didn’t watch anything. You saw a few snippets of footage, and a very brief plot synopsis. What happened to the guy who got his face ripped off? While you didn’t see in the review, it probably explains in the movie. Unless you’ve seen the movie, you can’t write it off, either. Just because Mike didn’t care much for the film, doesn’t mean you won’t like it. Before you judge any film, you have to see it yourself first. Not trying to be rude, just saying.
January 16, 2012 at 10:39 am
@TheXman300@comicbookjerk I agree with you your totally right, I sit through alot of shitty comic book shows and movies and do video blogs and I couldn’t agree with ya more you can never truly know how you feel about a movie unless you see it yourself, but Im glad Mike suffered through it so I don’t have to because it doesn’t sound like something I could watch
I just happen to think the guy getting his face off and the girls chest blowing up was one of the coolest parts about this review 
I wish Half face guy had his own spin off lol
January 16, 2012 at 12:58 pm
@comicbookjerk@TheXman300 “Your totally right” Its You’re. Now i’ll go clean the blood in my eye.
January 16, 2012 at 8:56 am
Only a real man bitchlaps a snake.
January 16, 2012 at 9:11 am
so this is a old Filipino fantasy movie
January 16, 2012 at 9:20 am
is it me or 6:40 vagina costume?
January 16, 2012 at 9:56 am
Satan can’t really be killed because his body was already destroyed during the Great Flood or possibly when the dinosaurs were killed by the asteroid(s). He should no longer have a body so you can’t kill him. His soul is trapped on the Earth like the other fallen angels We seem them as ghosts because they still have shape-shifting powers. This movie was pointless. He should have fought against Dracula or someone like that.
January 16, 2012 at 10:22 am
Hot Damn! Everybody is getting likes for their comments! Let me try…………..um, BOOBIES ARE AWESOME!!!
January 16, 2012 at 10:40 am
@Nuketehbomb YES THEY ARE HERES A LIKE!!!!
January 16, 2012 at 10:41 am
motha fuckin’ monday a good title.
January 16, 2012 at 11:01 am
“The child is a mute”–> *ding*!
That part especially made me laugh. Great review.
January 16, 2012 at 11:11 am
The best MM video so far.
January 16, 2012 at 11:22 am
Mike, where do you find all these shitty movies?
January 16, 2012 at 11:46 am
I now want to see this movie solely because of this review. It looks so bad, that I would probably like it and find it hilarious.
January 16, 2012 at 11:52 am
bimmy and jimmy kill satan
January 16, 2012 at 11:56 am
What the hell is this? I can’t understand how people can make such movies…Great video Mike!
January 16, 2012 at 12:11 pm
hey that a Filipino Movie i wonder whats the real title … the star is Ramon Bong Revilla Sr. he known for his folk lore movies.. like Landong Putik or Lando’s Mud he has a magical amulet that makes him immune to bullets etc.. his son’s and grand children in real life kinda follow his foot steps making folklore movies. we have alot of this movie try to look for “Panday” means Blacksmith staring Fernado Poe Jr.
January 16, 2012 at 12:13 pm
hey thats a Filipino Movie i wonder whats the real title … the main actor is Ramon Bong Revilla Sr. he known for his folk lore movies like Landong Putik or Lando’s Mud he has a magical amulet that makes him immune to bullets etc.. his son’s and grand children in real life kinda follow his foot steps making folklore movies as well. we have alot of this kind movie during the 80′s try looking for “Panday” means sword’s smith staring Fernado Poe Jr.
January 16, 2012 at 12:35 pm
The microphone-sound in this one is overmodulated quite often which makes it strenous to watch the video.
January 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm
@MotherFucker Mike I watched all your videos so far and enjoy them, they didn’t have the microphone problems like this video.
January 16, 2012 at 12:59 pm
@MotherFucker Mike Though, I must add that I’m quite sensitive in this regard
January 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm
@gomgomboy Common, don’t be like that.
January 16, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Great video Mike, I laughed hard when god just gave the guy a stick. And the video editing makes it even more funny
January 16, 2012 at 12:58 pm
LOL! Mike you have out done yourself.
January 16, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Cool Review Mike. Motherfuckin’ Awesome!
January 16, 2012 at 1:25 pm
this is so hilarious, I damn near pissed my pants from the title alone.
January 16, 2012 at 1:27 pm
best movie eva
January 16, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Mike,
I have loved your videos so far, you do an awesome job finding some really shitty cinema history. You should look up a movie called ‘Blood Lake’ (1987)
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
First
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
epic review :d
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Watched this earlier, i liked it alot.
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
This is an avgn page, not a mfm page xd
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Made my Monday
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
You made my Monday
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Super Mecha Death Christ is not amused
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Ive seen the review it was a wackey movie
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Fuck first
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
That is very very funny movie LOL.
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Nice one Mike, you motherfucker! Who needs that James guy anyway?!
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
hooray for Motherfuckin’ Mondays!
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Is it just me or does this movie look totally awesome!?
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
It was awesome, crazy movie + cinemassacre = epic shit
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Mike sure has gone a long way from “The backstage guy who draws title screens” to the epic Motherfucker Mike he is now!
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Epic review’s epic!
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
I have witnessed this movie myself and it was glorious.
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Gotta find this, have to see it. Just have to.
January 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I really love your reviews mike! Though i was kinda dissapointed you really didnt share your opinion except at the last part where you said it could go straight to hell.Love the reviews though! Keep it up!
January 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm
An excellent movie choice Mike, this will be another great one to trick my friends into watching. Although, you did not tell as many jokes this vid, why not?
January 16, 2012 at 1:56 pm
God is a Filipino? Good to know that.
January 16, 2012 at 1:56 pm
God is a Filipino? Good to know that.
January 16, 2012 at 1:57 pm
When he gives his opinions, everyone complains.
When he holds back for you, everyone complains.
Just enjoy the video for cryin’ out loud. Great one, Mike. Pretty please do the ’30th Anniversary’ edition of Night of the Living Dead.
January 16, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Thanks god.. OMG hahahaha histerical. Love this web
January 16, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Am I the only one that thinks Mike is funnier than James?
January 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm
@Lady Lolita They both have their funny moments but damn i find mike so much funnier.
January 16, 2012 at 3:30 pm
lo is different, and is good too
January 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Kickass job, Mike. I really hope this is going to be a permanent series on Cinemassacre.
January 16, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Mike, you like what that guy does to the snake? That’s terrible abuse. =/
January 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm
All these movies are so freaking awesome. They are perfect for the MST3K treatment.
January 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm
great job mike
January 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm
YES! I finally found it! Fuck yeah! Thanks you Motherfucking lovable bastard, this made my next couple of days.
January 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Leaving it slightly ambiguous whether you like or dislike the movie… you are indeed a motherfucker.
January 16, 2012 at 5:59 pm
@gamers_love_sprite He said the movie could go straight to hell. What’s ambiguous about that?
January 16, 2012 at 3:20 pm
What a toilet full of krap this movie is.
January 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Amazing job, Mike!!! This movie sounds like shit and I might wanna watch it for that reason, for a good laugh I mean!
I remember when James reviews Deathstalker, I decided to watch it together with a friend and to this day we still laugh about how horrible that was!