Mrs. Nerd Speaks

James / January 6th, 2012

Here’s something my wife would like to post for you. Enjoy.

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Yes, James is married.
* shock, horror, surprise, fainting, screams, sighs, pants-shitting, mass hysteria ensues
* the interwebs explode
* dust clears, life goes on…

Hello, I’m Mrs.Nerd.  As you all know, until this very moment in time, I’ve kept a rather low profile.  I feel, however, it is time to officially introduce myself.  “Why now?” You may be asking.  Well, there are a few things that led me to this decision…

The first thing I realized is that you all seem to really enjoy the “behind the scenes” type videos and glimpses into James’ “real” life that he occasionally posts here.  I don’t blame you one bit.  As a “fan” myself, those are the things I go batshit over. I love blooper reels, extra features on DVDs, and weird little glimpses into the making of things and the creative process. The fact is that I live with the mad genius himself and have been witness to some crazy and interesting stuff over the years. I have a lot of fun stories to tell and it just seems mean of me not to share them with you.  I want to assure you that I don’t plan to diminish the “magic” of what James does or to get too “reality TV” by giving away all the secrets and airing all our dirty laundry, but I do feel I have a unique perspective that you all may find interesting.

The second thing that has become apparent recently is the lack of diversity on Cinemassacre.  In its beginnings it was James and only James, so diversity wasn’t an issue, but now as the site expands to include new shows like OverAnalyzers, Mike’s Glitches, guest actors on Board James or AVGN and fun little videos like the TMNT Pizza Party its all too clear that this site is a caucasion sausage fest.  While I can’t help to add any ethnic diversity, I can bring a female perspective to things that I think all 10 of the female viewers will appreciate.

Next, as I touched on above, Cinemassacre is expanding as a site.  While James takes a “break” (I use quotations because I’m not sure James truly knows the meaning of this word) from the AVGN series to work on the upcoming feature film, telling my stories can help the fans get a “nerd fix” and also provide content for Cinemassacre’s loyal visitors.  NOTE: I’m telling you, this movie is so worth the wait!

Lastly, as I mentioned before I’ve always kept a low profile, but I have to say it is nice to “exist” in some capacity. For years the rumors have stirred about James’ marital status and it feels good to clear it all up. I do want to be perfectly clear though. I’ve been around since before the beginning of all this and have been quite happy to remain two steps off camera doing my own thing. I have no interest in being on camera and my personal creativity is expressed through non-performance art like drawing, painting, cooking and writing (hence the written format.)  I am doing this to tell my stories and provide a unique perspective to the site.  I hope that it will help to satiate your need as faithful fans for new content and glimpses into what goes on at Cinemassacre Central.

I’d like to kick it off with a good old fashion Q&A. Leave your questions below.

UPDATE: Forgot to clarify. The questions will be answered in a second post. No exact time. We’ll be on a cross country road trip soon. The second post with the answers will come in at least a week from now. She will select a handful and answer them in a separate post.

Comments

  • bhaschalk

    January 6, 2012 at 8:24 am

    My wife and I were always very curious as to why you have kept such a low profile, but I figured you’d pop up eventually. I’m sure it goes without saying but you are a very lucky woman to have such a fun and talented individual that continues to pursue his path with passion, and wow-sized-dedication.

    I hope the future brings you both continued happiness!

    One question – do you have or plan to have any kids?

  • dbbuu

    January 6, 2012 at 8:26 am

    What about Mike? Does he have a wife or girlfriend?

  • AntonisGiasiranis

    January 6, 2012 at 8:28 am

    I’ve been watching these AVGN videos all these years and I’ve always wondered if James has a girlfriend behind that nerdy look he gave on the show and now my answer is granted!

    How do you survive with that insanely funny dude messing around your house and Motherfucker Mike comin’ over to stir things up?

    Do they go apeshit in Real Life too?

    There are soooo many questions needing answering, so I’ll take it easy and cope with just 2 :D

    I wish you guys all the happiness in the world :)

    P.S.

    English is not my native language so excuse me for any grammar mistakes :)

  • Helosie

    January 6, 2012 at 8:29 am

    And then Suddenly Millions of AVGN fan girls cried out in terror, and then were suddenly silenced.

  • Pribamich

    January 6, 2012 at 8:39 am

    is there a moment when you say “too much crazy”?

    and

    Where do i find the cute geek girl factory?

  • Donnerstag

    January 6, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Do you collect anything, like James collects movies and games (that must take so much space in your house)? ;)

  • Auggey

    January 6, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Have you ever witnessed fans “attack” your husband in public? What’s that craziest story?

  • AdamFarrell

    January 6, 2012 at 8:47 am

    Why dont you look particulally happy in that picture? :L

    • sam

      June 19, 2013 at 9:28 pm

      for 1 you seem possessive. you jealous or something? you must not be giving him any,and afraid he will get it elsewhere!! i guess thats why you have to go everywhere with him. you must be in it for the money.for 2 i am mexican,italian,portuguese,and american indian!!! you judgmental puesta!!! have you ever looked at his fans at his events?!?!?!?! wake up. and get a life!!!!

  • Donnerstag

    January 6, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Me again: Do you watch horror movies too? And what’s your favourite movie genre?

  • Meru-Sama

    January 6, 2012 at 8:50 am

    I always knew James was married, and wondered why Mrs. Nerd never had anything to do with the project. I thought that maybe you just didn’t care for it, but it’s good to know that you’re always just a few steps behind the camera.

    So now for my question: Have you ever added anything to any of the videos? Maybe a joke here, or something in the background there. Is it sometimes hard living with him?

  • January 6, 2012 at 8:51 am

    So what sort of things do you and James like to do for fun? Do you actually play video games, or are “games” just work for him now?

  • heliocentra

    January 6, 2012 at 8:54 am

    His Mrs. Nerd. Welcome to the party. :)

  • January 6, 2012 at 8:55 am

    I remember Doug Walker mentioned you briefly as “James’ wife” in the “Angry Video Game Nerd vs Nostalgia Critic” crossover behind the scenes video, and I guess I was moderately surprised, if only because that was my first exposure to James and thought of him as just “a big kid” on first impression.

  • Minou

    January 6, 2012 at 8:59 am

    It’s nice to see you finally appear! As a long time AVGN fan I’ve known for quite some time the James was married, but I was always curious as to why you always kept such a low profile. I always kind of figured that it had something to do with not wanting to risk negative backlash from his female fans. All women know women can be crazy… That being said, it’s nice to finally ‘meet’ you. I’m looking forward to your view and experiences with your husband :)

  • senter

    January 6, 2012 at 9:01 am

    What do you plan on doing when the two of you are temporarily moving to the other coast? As you mentioned you like cooking. So does james ever cook or did you take that upon yourself?

  • nescashew

    January 6, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Glad to hear from you. I am one of the female AVGN fans and knew James was married. You guys make a great couple. I’m wondering how you and James met and if you are going to L.A. with him or stay back in NJ.

  • Drakekesda

    January 6, 2012 at 9:03 am

    I think that this is very sweet of you, James is a lucky guy to have such a supportive best friend and wife. My question is “When was the first time that you saw one of his films? What did you think of his hobby?” Clearly, this doesn’t simply pertain to the avgn episodes. Thanks in advance! :)

  • Vampircia

    January 6, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Me and my husband have been watching AVGN for years and this is the first time for me to respond. I’m a woman myself, a married one, as it’s hinted at the begining of my comment, and I got interested in the game world thanks to my husband who’s a computer engineer and a gamer. And of course thanks to AVGN. We’re also in similar age to James so I guess it also makes it easier for us to understand him. Although we can clearly see the cultural differences since we’re from Poland. But it only makes things more interesting. And my question is: Aren’t you affraid of jealous female fans:P? And one question concerning James: Has he ever played any Polish games?

  • BrianMagnumFilms

    January 6, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Nice to finally hear from you. i myself has been desperately speculating about James’ love life ever since the Nostalgia Critic spilled the beans in his behind the scenes video. Good to have some real, hard confirmation. My question is: “Does being the wife of such a creative and batshit insane man ever overshadow your own creative identity?” Thanks! :)

  • Urban_Shepherd

    January 6, 2012 at 9:31 am

    As someone who proudly proclaims themself a manchild, still pining for DVD releases of the shows he grew up with and defending the beauty of Dai Kaiju movies and Tokusatsu TV shows ad nauseum if given the chance, and who is in an extended relationship with a girl who loves me both because and despite of my attatchment to immaturity, my question is thus: How do you react to James’ adult love of his childhood? Do you share his passion for a nostalgia way past its expiration date, or do you simultaneously cringe and smile whenever he does ANOTHER video on Ninja Turtles?

    • deusprogrammer

      January 6, 2012 at 11:59 am

      @Urban_Shepherd I think loving your childhood is a good thing. Its a time in our life when things were simpler and happier (usually)…so what’s wrong with being attached to immaturity. Being totally serious just makes someone a heartless asshole.

      • Urban_Shepherd

        January 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

        @deusprogrammer@Urban_Shepherd Couldn’t have said it better. But the reason I asked that question is one of the best dynamics of my relationship with my girlfriend is every sigh and awww she makes whenever I gasm over a plot twist in Gokaiger or get mad at her for not having watched Recess as a child. Since I see James as one of the most devoted manchildren this side of the internet, I’d like to know if his lady is on the same wavelength as other women dating men with Peter Pan complexes, or if that love of one’s childhood is something she shares.

  • FrancescoMaugi

    January 6, 2012 at 9:31 am

    I don’t have any prejudice against this initiative, and yes I think that it’s nice to see you showing this kind of support to james’ work….but these recent changes (VLOGS, more personal stuff, etc) aimed at making this website more like a community or a portal (like TGWTG) …. I’m not sure if it’s my cup of tea.

    But then again, if this is what James wants (and maybe I’m misinterpreting his intentions) , I’ll support it :)

  • TerryFGM

    January 6, 2012 at 9:44 am

    she looks bitchy

    • Likrados

      January 6, 2012 at 10:25 am

      @TerryFGM For real : What the hell is wrong with you o.O ?! WHAT exactelly looks bitchy at her? There’s not one thing that let me think about her that way <.<

      I think Mrs. Nerd is a very beatiful women, and guys like you should just shut the fuck up.

    • Nuketehbomb

      January 6, 2012 at 11:07 am

      @TerryFGM She looks like the type that would kick your ass for saying things like that about her. Also I pretty sure you didn’t read the article because she sounded really nice in it. =/

  • federikotozzi

    January 6, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Hey, you two make a nice couple. I wish you the best. And bring us a baby, the AVGN legacy has to continue. Imagine that: “The Son of AVGN” or “The Daughter of AVGN”. By the way if you make a video series you should be “The Bride of AVGN”. :D

  • DanHallberg

    January 6, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Why do all the men I’d go gay for turn out to be married?

  • AndrewFantasia

    January 6, 2012 at 9:56 am

    Hey, nice to finally “meet” you, Mrs. Nerd. You, your husband, and all the other folks at this site are doing a great job!

    All the best to you guys!

    Cheers,

    Andrew Fantasia

  • WilliamMacDuff

    January 6, 2012 at 10:01 am

    will you be doing any videos, helping or acting in one

  • magdra

    January 6, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Hey James and Mrs. Nerd…you should have an arab addition to your wonderful cast!! I’m actually a former actor, and professional wrestler :) but I’ve been sidelined by school, finishing up my bachelors in biology this semester. But I’m 27 so I”m definetly an 80′s kid and video games are my life…if you’d like an audition, I’d gladly give you one. Or an online interview or whatever you please. Magdra is my alias…you can find me on youtube and facebook under that title, or just look for Ahmad Itani. You can e-mail me at ahmaditani.ai@gmail.com. I have no expectations and understand me living in the south is pretty far away, but I can offer a very unique perspective from growing up in the south.

  • WilliamMacDuff

    January 6, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Will you (mrs.nerd) being making/helping or actany videos?

  • flowzilla

    January 6, 2012 at 10:09 am

    Does Mr.Nerd like your cooking or does he sometimes denote that he would rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo’s anus than eat that?

    • bhaschalk

      January 6, 2012 at 10:17 am

      @flowzilla oh man now that would be a nice sidebar episode; even if it’s just 20 seconds of her setting down some food and him making a comment like that and storming off lol

  • Kevenzz

    January 6, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Mike doesn’t have a wife, he’s nerdier than James ! :) haha no offense Mr. Matei.

    • gnsquared

      January 8, 2012 at 5:14 pm

      @Kevenzz I believe Mike mentioned having a wife in one of the videos where they watched old cartoons on a projector. I can’t remember for sure though.

  • BradCunningham

    January 6, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Mrs. Nerd, it is a pleasure to meet you! :) My question, what is the Nerd’s favorite dish (assuming you cook it for him)?

  • Freaknut

    January 6, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Why did you have to pick a pic with you not smiling? It’s not the best way to start warming up to your man’s fan base. :)

  • TimoHellmund

    January 6, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Ha, I guess everyone knew he is married because he mentioned it in the Nerd vs. Critic making off and in some other videos (and the ring on his hand shows it). It is very nice to see Mrs. Rolfe :)

  • stickemup777

    January 6, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Hi, I’m curious as to how much you partake in James’ traveling (for conventions and other stuff) and maybe, in general, if you assist the whole Cinemassacre thing in any other way, besides tying neckties when there are no other females around :D

    all the best from Germany

  • xirius

    January 6, 2012 at 10:24 am

    How do you feel about Kyle living behind your couch? Do you need to take him for a walk or does James handle that?

  • Ludwig Van

    January 6, 2012 at 10:26 am

    What is your favourite video game and video game character?

  • Max Marriner

    January 6, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Wow. That could be THE most awkward picture I’ve seen of James. He’s got that incredibly uncomfortable smile, and you’ve got an emotionless face. Interesting choice for the first “official” photo of Mrs. Nerd (although I do remember the photo including you with your Metallica shirt on).

    Anyway, my question is: could you be more specific as to how you around “before the beginning of this”? Does this mean you were there when James did his Castlevania II AVGN in ’04? I’d like to know.

  • Likrados

    January 6, 2012 at 10:27 am

    There is one thing I would like to know Mrs. Nerd :

    We all know that he has a lot of stuff to do, in order to produce the whole stuff for Cinemassacre… Is there still time for him to spend some romantic time with you ?

    Greetings from Germany ^^

  • EmmaSinnott

    January 6, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Nope we all totally saw the wedding band on his finger at one point and went, oh yeah that sounds about right. Hello from Australia Ms Nerd!

  • sterling.treadwell

    January 6, 2012 at 10:35 am

    OMG who does your highlights? Or is that natural ?Seriously, they look great.

    I am sure you’ve seen a lot on here already and James has likely warned you but I’ll say it too just to remain totally redundant: Now that you are on here, don’t take anything folk say or do on the comments personally, seriously, or to heart. There is a lot of chuckleheads on here looking to get a rise out of folk and I’d hate to see you dip back into the shadows because too many idiots were flaming you. Though at the same time, I’d say make liberal use of the comment delete button ;)

    Since you were there for the length of the show, one other question: for Jame’s mini-films and for several Nerd Episodes, did you assist with the production of fake blood/poop? Are you really involved with any of the production aside from moral support(it sounds like you have some first hand knowledge of his production methods, though as you said I wouldn’t expect you to spoiler all the hidden magic)?

  • BilliamWalterHoare

    January 6, 2012 at 10:38 am

    haha i remember i met her at toomanygames, i was first in line and i remember she told me James was going to the bathroom while me and my friends were waiting, she was very kind. I’m sure you have but have you ever tried to be an extra in an AVGN? I always thought it would be cool to have a lady play the game with him

  • weegee

    January 6, 2012 at 10:54 am

    would you be in the movie!?

  • bhaschalk

    January 6, 2012 at 11:03 am

    My original theory was that his wife was Nicole Mulvey from the Halloween episode, and she was just using a pseudonym. “I’ve been trick or treated like SHIT tonight!”

  • gamez

    January 6, 2012 at 11:08 am

    I remember seeing a black cat in some of the AVGN videos. What is hisher name? And do you have any pet dogs?

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:16 am

      @gamez The Black cat is called ‘Boo’.

  • January 6, 2012 at 11:09 am

    First of all, thanks for joining us officially! Also, thanks for your many years of sacrifice to allow James to entertain the millions that he has with his work. I know it has to be difficult at times and assured that we appreciate it! My wife and kids sacrifice time every day for me to sit at the table and get artwork done because its my job. Its never easy with them being there, but not really. We appreciate you and your husband beyond words! My questions:

    1-How did you both meet and what was it about James that sparked the initial attraction?

    2-I am assuming James no longer has to keep a day job thanks to the popularity of the videos and his other work. Do you have something that keeps you busy like him? What jobs have you both had in the past?

    3-I’d love to know YOUR top ten favorite movies. We’ve heard James’, now its your turn!

    Thanks again for sharing! Cheers to you both!

  • nightbaron

    January 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Hi Mrs. Nerd, nice to meet you! My question is: would you tell us your name, or is that too high profile at this point?

    You’re a very lucky lady, but then from the article and picture, it seems that James is a lucky man as well. Looking forward to hear more from you!

    • bendre1997

      January 6, 2012 at 11:34 am

      It’s april rolfe. I once tried to add her on facebook and she declined and possibly even blocked me. Yeah i’m that fan. I’m a sleuth. I even @nightbaron

      • metalcommand

        January 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

        @bendre1997 Creepy.

      • bendre1997

        January 6, 2012 at 11:58 am

        SUPERFAN @metalcommand

      • metalcommand

        January 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm

        @bendre1997 SUPERCREEPY. Lol, but seriously; fanboyism (or fangirlism) can go too far (like stalking). ;)

      • StanLander

        January 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

        so can whiteknighting ;) @metalcommand @bendre1997

      • metalcommand

        January 6, 2012 at 12:14 pm

        @StanLander@bendre1997 What’s ‘whiteknighting’?

  • deusprogrammer

    January 6, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Does Jame’s toilet humor ever grate on your nerves? I drive my wife up the wall with my poop jokes and such.

  • Quantumbond

    January 6, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Hey Mrs. Nerd! I was wondering what are your favourite and least favourite video games of all time. Could you maybe go all “Nerd” on one of them.

  • MattFosser

    January 6, 2012 at 11:30 am

    @metalcommand I wasn’t asking what people thought of the site, I was asking her what she thought of her coverage on it.

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

      @MattFosser My guess if she’s an intelligent woman, she doesn’t care about such nonsense.

    • MattFosser

      January 6, 2012 at 11:33 am

      @metalcommand Are you her PR/Press agent?

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

      @MattFosser Nope, never said I was. I was just wondered why anybody ever mentions that craptastic website, a website that totally burns down this website. Your question is pretty useless, considering anyone who possesses half a brain doesn’t take criticoncrits.com seriously, thus your question is rendered useless. Secondly, I said ‘my guess’. So I posted what I think, so I do not say I posts facts. Third, this is a forum on which people can post comments and other people can reply on. I had all the rights to reply on your comment. Just my 5 cents.

    • MattFosser

      January 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

      @metalcommand So I want to know what she thinks of gossip about her on the web. That’s not a valid question?

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:43 am

      @MattFosser If you state it that way, it’s a valid question indeed.

    • shaunnielknih

      January 6, 2012 at 11:45 am

      @metalcommand@MattFosser Stop being an asshole.

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:46 am

      @shaunnielknih@MattFosser To who are you replying?

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:46 am

      @shaunnielknih To who are you replying?

  • mixounette

    January 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Hey, I’m a female fan of the Nerd. I’ve been following him since 2006 when he was called The Angry Nintendo Nerd… I appreciate that you’ve taken some time to introduce yourself. It’s nice to know there’s a woman behind The Great Nerd!

    • deusprogrammer

      January 6, 2012 at 11:32 am

      @mixounette I know for a fact there are more than 10 female fans of the Nerd. There are more than 10 in my family alone lol.

  • deusprogrammer

    January 6, 2012 at 11:36 am

    @metalcommand@MattFosser Could we stop fighting like children for just 5 minutes?

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

      @deusprogrammer I’m not fighting, just giving my opinion. But I’ll better stop this discussion before it gets out of hand.

    • deusprogrammer

      January 6, 2012 at 11:45 am

      @metalcommand I’m sorry, I didn’t mean you =3. You were being civil. Matt on the other hand…

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:47 am

      @deusprogrammer Well, let’s not make this a too big of an discussion. This is supposed to be a happy happy place. *bigsmiley.jpg*

    • MattFosser

      January 6, 2012 at 12:00 pm

      @deusprogrammer@metalcommand Fuck you two.

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm

      @MattFosser@deusprogrammer How mature. This way I can really, really value your arguments and opinions! You should be a politician!

    • deusprogrammer

      January 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm

      @MattFosser Awww…the monkey is throwing feces now.

    • MattFosser

      January 6, 2012 at 12:06 pm

      @metalcommand@deusprogrammer I know when I’m being ganged up on. I don’t have an argument. Just because you don’t like the content of my question doesn’t mean it’s not a valid question. You two need to grow up.

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 12:07 pm

      @MattFosser@deusprogrammer We do not ‘gang up’. I even said I wanted to end the discussion. Even so, you could’ve replied more mature without foul language. Hereby I close this discussion. Greetings.

    • MattFosser

      January 6, 2012 at 12:08 pm

      @metalcommand@deusprogrammer Well after your buddy started to just outright side with you I decided to give my “two cents” on how you both suck.

    • deusprogrammer

      January 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm

      @MattFosser I’m sorry that I agree with metalcommand. They gave their opinion of said website. They weren’t attacking you. Then you reacted like any neanderthal would and started throwing filth.

    • gamez

      January 7, 2012 at 11:16 am

      Lol its ok Matt, these two jackasses are used to being gangbanged @MattFosser @metalcommand @deusprogrammer

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 6:40 pm

      @metalcommand@MattFosser@deusprogrammer I don’t know why, but when I look at your pic, I feel like it looks like Ozzy Osbourne is about to give me “the sex talk.” lol. In all seriousness, rock on metalcommand.

  • bschetel

    January 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Where and how did you two meet?

  • BarryHarmon

    January 6, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Such an oddly fitting day for you to make this post, Mrs. Nerd! Last night I was watching the latest AVGN DVD and my wife asked me if James was married, I said “yes” but had little else to add.

    Assuming the original Nintendo room was upstairs in the same house as the current basement room, what became of the old upstairs room?

  • metalcommand

    January 6, 2012 at 11:41 am

    For how long have you two been married?

  • bendre1997

    January 6, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Hey there Mrs. Nerd! It’s awesome to finally hear from you. I might have tried to contact you once on facebook before, but alas you didn’t accept. Regardless it’s epic to finally hear from you and i’m very excited to hear what you have to say! My first question is: Have you ever put work into any of the Cinemassacre videos? Anything from writing to operating the camera to making sure James is wearing his shirt with the pens? My second is will you be appearing in the AVGN movie? And finally what was your wedding like?

    • bendre1997

      January 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm

      also what’s it like being married to James?

  • Evropi

    January 6, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Does he always wear glasses or can he see without them? Also hi Mrs Nerd :3

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

      @Evropi If you watch the ‘chronologically confused about the Zelda timeline’ video, you can see he doesn’t wear glasses (I think). Otherwise, it was another video.

  • LukasNotLuke

    January 6, 2012 at 11:47 am

    I’ve seen the room with the video games moved various times. How is that process and is the basement a steady keeping for it?

  • LukasNotLuke

    January 6, 2012 at 11:47 am

    I’ve seen the room with the video games moved various times. How is that process and is the basement a steady keeping for it?

  • A Person

    January 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Why do we need ‘diversity’ on here? This is not a diverse site, we come here to watch James and sometimes Mike do their thing. If you can contribute something interesting and entertaining then I’m all for it, otherwise this seems like a very cynical attempt to make the site seem ‘progressive’. It’s unnecessary.

    I hope I’m wrong and that you’ve got something good to offer us, so I’ll retain an open mind for the time being.

    • metalcommand

      January 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm

      @A Person Without diversity and/or progression, a website will grow stale.

      • A Person

        January 6, 2012 at 12:08 pm

        @metalcommand But ‘diversity’ should come from the material – not from fulfilling some arbitrary quota based on race/gender and so forth.

      • metalcommand

        January 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm

        @A Person That’s totally true. I guess it’s a sort of ‘joke’ of her.

      • KidSalazar

        January 6, 2012 at 12:20 pm

        @A Person@metalcommand

        Diversity in media representation helps avoid the feeling of exclusion. When something very insular people often feel that it isn’t for them or something they can relate to.

      • metalcommand

        January 6, 2012 at 12:23 pm

        @KidSalazar I know what you mean, but I think it’s bogus. So a woman cannot like a website, with videos where only men act in? In Holland, we say that’s ‘calimero’ behavior; ‘we’re the minority and the big, bad majority is out to get us’.

  • ofernando84

    January 6, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Hi Mrs. Nerd!!! Thanks for speaking to us and great picture! Speaking of which, do you think you might want to post some of your wedding photos? I just think it would be fun to see James in a tux. (unless you had a Zelda theme wedding in case that would just double my enthusiasm jk)

  • themangodess

    January 6, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    What was your initial reaction to AVGN when you first saw it?

    Were you married before he began the series?

  • JadeGryphon

    January 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Oh hey, wow, always kinda speculated that James had a wife, he’s too awesome to NOT have one…nice to finally put a face to the woman next to “the nerd”! And yes it is kinda apparent you’re camera shy from your expression in the pic, sort of…but hey I don’t blame you for being so, as I am also. x3

    So hmm…questions…

    * How long have you two been married?

    * Are you at all into gaming yourself?

    ~Amanda, CA

  • hankforeman91

    January 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Have you played video games before? If so, what are your favorites?

  • January 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    Can I follow you on Twitter?

  • LukasSprehn

    January 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Do you plan to publish any actual stories? Like books or something else?

    And, is it true that there is something special about James. And pleas do not say yes because you love him, I mean, in what he does, in how he reacts and how he say the stuff he say. And the kind of atmosphere around the stuff he do, like his films and those things?

    And, is he shy, welcoming, or kind of backing off sometimes when people he don’t know want to talk to him?

  • LukasSprehn

    January 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    What’s your actual first name?

  • rauld10

    January 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    mmmm hot female nerd

  • January 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    1. What do you make of James’s more colourful language?

    2. How did James convince you to let him take over the basement?

  • EpicGamingLife

    January 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    1. Is it your basement?

    2. Do you hear James scream and swear when he is recording?

    3. Do you help James collect games?

  • MECHAGARY

    January 6, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    They say, behind every good man, there’s a good woman. I guess that’s why I’m single. Anyway, it was nice to read your blog, and thanks for filling in a bit while your hubby is so busy with his project. I watched The Legend of the Blue Hole about 4 times yesterday. I really dug it, and I have to say James is very talented.

    A question? Ummm,, I dunno. What kind of stuff do you like to cook?

  • tellumyort

    January 6, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    So I guess all those marriage proposals from fans fell on deaf ears.

  • RetroNick

    January 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Pleasure to meet you Mrs Nerd.

    1) If in anyway you help out, how do you help Mr Nerd with the videos (AVGN or other)?

    2) What has been the most difficult time been for you while supporting James, for example any time that he has struggled with making a video or something in his personal life?

    3) Can you give any hints if you will make a cameo in future videos or even the AVGN Movie?

    4) How did you both meet?

    5) What are your plans for the future in general?

  • franfaccin

    January 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Hi Mrs Nerd! I knew you existed! Every behind-the-scenes video I saw James with a ring at his left hand and always wondered how his wife would be. Nice to finally put a face on you :)

    I guess that what everyone wants to know is how did you two met? And what do you do for living? You gave the impression you’re an artist or something related. And how is your life together? He’s too much nerdy or you’re a nerd yourself so it’s everything ok?

    And is that your basement? I always looked at it as a basement you’d grow up at your parents house. So it’s really yours? And how did it became that way? (Full of games and nerd stuff)

    And does he leave room for you at home? Because a saw a video where he showed his movie collection and he always referred to them as “his collection”. So that sums the basement and the tv shelf and who knows what else!… hahahaha

  • ZachSherman

    January 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    hello it is wonderful you have finally reached out to James’ fans. I have always wondered what is James’ salary like, I am only asking because I want to get some sort of idea of what the money capabilities are for someone like this.Thanks a bunch.

  • ReiKo

    January 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    I already knew he was married

  • Bologna

    January 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Hey Lady Nerd,

    Nice that you have finally outed yourself. I was wondering if you knew how big James fan base was and how many of them are outside the USA.

    Thanks

  • AlbertChan

    January 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    why so serious in the pic

  • thefloridaari

    January 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Hey Lady Nerd,

    I have been wanting to know what is your average contribution to an avgn episode, such as maybe helping with script writing, game suggestions, etc. And if you have one, what was your biggest contribution to a nerd episode or even one of James’ movies?

  • KamatsuKyoto

    January 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Gratz for the hot wife, Nerd! :-)

  • Marvipe

    January 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    …..for some odd reason, you actually look a little familiar. are you sure you haven’t been in ANY of James’s videos? I swear I’ve seen you somewhere before…

    but, anyway, so you like to draw and paint huh? I have some artistic skill with a pencil myself, and I always love appreciating the the work of my fellow artists. could you maybe show some of your work? I’d love to see some of it.

    • MatthewHeinrich

      January 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm

      I believe she was actually in a video where James had a part at his house (setting up a Rock Band thing or something). It was a very brief pan. @Marvipe

  • Yowza

    January 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    If a web series starts from you I’d recommend incorporating a banana raincoat that James likes to bring up about a certain ninja turtles character.

    Have you ever worked with Mike Matei in drawing or making some sort of art / title card ideas for AVGN or any other cinemassacre content? I’d like to see any art that the fans might not know the story behind in future posts.

  • Nintendo_Frog

    January 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    So we finaly get to know the person who cleans up all the mess after the shows…

  • DavidNukaSonne

    January 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Hello Mrs. Nerd

    its nice that you write something in this site, you should write in this site more often.

    P.S you both look cute with glasses :)

  • edencaldas

    January 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Hey, same glasses you two!

  • fightgenie

    January 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    When you guys argue, li

  • fightgenie

    January 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Is there dark side to James? I mean when you two argue, as all couples do, does he ever lose it and start using creative swears?

    • TerrifyerX07

      January 6, 2012 at 2:31 pm

      @fightgenie lol man you got me imaging james getting mad over dinner calling it a piece of buffalo diarrhea bullshit and smashing it with a hammer haha

  • Nuketehbomb

    January 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    God-dammit! I hate these freaking “The Devil Inside” ads! Staring at that woman’s old, wrinkly, nasty-ass face (not Mrs. Nerd, I’m talking about the woman in the “Devil Inside” advertisments.) is making me sick to my stomach.

  • godspeedyousparkster

    January 6, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    How did you find yourself supporting a filmmaker back when he wasn’t popular? I am a young filmmaker and my girl friend just shrugs its off. I want to make her more at ease with all of it but cant find the words. Thank you. Erin Wilson

  • OrfinMusik

    January 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    My girl noticed the ring a long time ago while watching nerd videos with me.. Guess she’s one of the lucky 10!

  • AdamCleaver

    January 6, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    I love JamesSo now I love you too >:3

  • TerrifyerX07

    January 6, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Hey Mrs. Nerd, good to see you’re becoming a bigger part of Cinemassacre now. Correct me if i’m wrong, but is your name April? I thought i remembered seeing your name in the credits of a few early nerd episodes for camera work and what not and also back in the day on James’s facebook before he upped the privacy settings. Well, regardless, I think a lot of us knew James was married but always assumed you weren’t interested in the limelight of the site. I don’t know if you’d be interested, but it could be a good addition to the site to add your art work, there are a lot of us that would enjoy seeing it as a potential new segment. Good luck to both of you with the move and everything and thanks for contributing.

    • TerrifyerX07

      January 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

      also, does james make you watch all the ridiculously bad shit he reviews occasionally? torture.

  • Boris Carloff

    January 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Well, all right he’s married, so what? Wait, i don’t what to look like total jackass, so, I’d love to see your cameo on some of the reviews from James. Or in Overanalyzers, Board James, or to listen you in Mothefucking monday videos. Or hell, in your own show. From this letter you seems like a nice interesting person. Oh, and by the way, you could just write: I am Mrs. Nerd and I’m hot bitches. Because you are hot.

  • TheRealMovieBoy

    January 6, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Man, Mrs. Nerd doesnt seem happy in that picture… But I do have a question

    Whats it like living with a husband thats constantly spewing out monologues about diarhea and ingesting disgusting combinations of substances?

  • revolutionistt

    January 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    When can we expect AVGN JR.??

  • KlasRobin

    January 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    How’s the nerd in the sack?

    • deusprogrammer

      January 6, 2012 at 4:19 pm

      @KlasRobin If it involves the Bugs Bunny costume and fake shit…don’t tell us =3. j/k

  • ReiKo

    January 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    My question: How did you react when you first found out that your to-be husband likes to play video games so much? Did that connect you two in some sort of way?

    Thanks.

  • killer7_tom

    January 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Well, as far as I remember, there was a post about James getting married so I didn’t think this would be a news to anyone. This writing was good, it’s nice to hear from you too, you were so mysterious, we knew you exist but didn’t know much about you. You are cute, and the picture of you 2 is really-really nice! Congrats!

  • TwistedSpeech

    January 6, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    Love the picture at the bottom with James’ goofy & shocked smile like some teen from a goofy comedy movie from the 1980s when the geek got lucky with the hottest chick in the entire movie, lol!

  • lporto

    January 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Am I the only who thought Stephanie from OA was his wife? I don’t know why I thought that, I just did.

    ANYHOW, nice to meet you and welcome :) hopefully people will be less of a dick to you than they are to your husband sometimes. Cute pic, you guys look great together.

    • bhaschalk

      January 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm

      @lporto Definitely not after the Michelangelo pizza party, there was no husband-wife vibe there at all. That video was so much friggin’ fun. Mike’s a nut, they all remind me of a lot of my own friends.

  • Metalmaniac

    January 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Welcome I hope you appear in the Avgn next I will hope to see you two soon

  • Haisman7

    January 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Wonderful couple, I wonder how AVGN junior is going to be! :-)

  • jar

    January 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    glad to meet ya.

    my gf is far too good looking for me as well. ;^)

  • revolutionistt

    January 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    I used to joke with my friends that James had no black friends hahaha, funny you pointed that out. But seriously does he????

  • AlexandreOliveira

    January 6, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Don’t feel like asking anything. Just continue to support James as I’m sure you’ve always supported. A man needs friends, but also need a good companion.

    Greetings from distant Brazil.

    Alexandre Oliveira

  • EliteDeath

    January 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Hello Mrs Nerd. James always has dropped a few hints before, and off that picture I’m sure I’ve seen you in one of his videos before. Anyway, I have a question. Being a fan of the AVGN yourself, do you ever read the scripts ahead of time or get involved in the filmmaking, or do you prefer to sit back and wait until the finished video comes out?

  • vocal555

    January 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    The most interesting and obvious question is: are you a Video Game Nerd too?

  • Haisman7

    January 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    At least tell us how you two met and how James poped the question about marriage! Oh, and does James curse when he is off camera? Greetings! =)

  • xxjessworldxx

    January 6, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    -waits for the thousands of “I’d tap that” comments-

  • HeidiPoe

    January 6, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Hi! I’m one of the 10 females actively keeping an eye on this site :D It’s good to hear from you, Mrs. Nerd! I look forward to the stories you have to tell in the future.

    My question, from one nerd wife to another: What are some of your favorite recipes? :)

  • fmdof

    January 6, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    i thought everyone knew james was married? I think he made a post about in on Myspace way back when that site was relevant. Either way, I don’t really have a question, but I think it’s great to hear from you, cause you kinda down played your role with james and his career, but I’m sure you’re a WAY bigger factor to everything he does than just support. Hope to read and see more in the future.

  • ThrowntoReality

    January 6, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    My question: What’s your favourite food to cook? (not necassarily your favourite to eat)

    Great to hear from you!

  • JoeOfShadows

    January 6, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Dammit, I was totally betting that James and Mike were a couple and just keeping it on the d/l because the internet is homophobic. Luckily I only lose those five bucks to myself, so it works out.

  • theretrogamer14

    January 6, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    First: Wow, when I saw your picture you reminded me of my cousin if she was older than me!

    Question: Do you get annoyed when “James” Mr. Rolfe is filming anything?

  • Lady Lolita

    January 6, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Since you mentioned that you were an artist, could you perhaps show us some of your artwork?

  • blackidna

    January 6, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    You look cute but…MY GOD was James’ breath stinking you couldn’t smile in that pic? O_o

    Now that I think about it, even the pic with the Troma crew, you had the same expression: you don’t like having people taking pics with you, am I right?

    Anyway, you might probably know this (and why you wouldn’t?), but you’re the most important asset in this site, because I don’t think James would be as motivated if he didn’t have you. Cheer him up, support him and stay with him like you always did and we as fans are gonna be happy.

    Good job, Mrs. Rolfe! :)

    @James treat the lady right, dude! :D

  • SilverBlade

    January 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Wow, she is cute. James is really lucky!

  • January 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    The mysterious Mrs. Nerd! Man. She… almost looks a little like him. A match made in nerdy heaven, or Valhalla, or whatever they call it these days.

  • kaneda_bjf

    January 6, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    Funny…you’re pretty much exactly how I pictured you. I’m guessing you’d be the one doing most of the explaining to the neighbours then?

  • StephenSchrider

    January 6, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Mrs. Nerd — what’s the most frustrated you’ve ever gotten at James when he was screaming and cursing down in the basement when you were trying to read/relax/sleep/etc?

  • kencroes

    January 6, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    You should post an AMA on reddit

  • pjthefarmer

    January 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    how did you respond to the growth of the show, from just a tiny review to reviews of 20 minutes or longer.? i really like the new touch to cinemassacre. i can not wait for the movie! i hope it comes to Belgium :D

  • kencroes

    January 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    You should post an AMA on Reddit, http://www.reddit.com/r/iama !!

  • HowardTreesong

    January 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    Hello, it’s nice to hear from you. I think James has more than 10 female fans though, certainly my wife is a big fan and quite fancies him, so I’m sure he has quite a following somewhere…

  • oerunekoi

    January 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Lol, i hope don’t screw up the web site.. i’m kidding.. usually some girls hate this kind of stuff but you’re a team, congratulations! I have a question, Why do you married With James?

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 6:29 pm

      @oerunekoi For the record, I LOVE this stuff. And I am all woman. :D

  • MaryAnneTrunnell

    January 6, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Hello, I’m number 3 of the women who frequents cinemassacre.I’ve always wondered what Jame Rolfe’s wife looked like. It’s funny, you are fairly how I pictured you. Thanks for the bio about yourself. You sound like an interesting/fun person! It’s also neat to read that your into art and are obviously a great writer, which I enjoy doing as well.My questions: What do you and James share in common and what are you two polar opposites about?Also, what are some of you favorite movies, books, and video games–if applicable. ; )Finally, what is your favorite video James has done on here and why?Thanks a ton Mrs. Nerd! I look forward to finding out more about you and reading your future entries on here.

  • greg1986

    January 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    cool guys good 4 u I wish u all the best especcialy for the new year!!thats for james http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6664943/best-of-dorkly-nes-ninja-turtles-theme-song

  • GoNinty

    January 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    What was your reaction to James’ first ‘proper’ nerd episode? (Scripted, acted, all that good stuff.)

  • mrsoandso

    January 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    does james only drink for AVGN or does he drink in reality

    you have a nice home by the way I always liked the look of the living room and basement in the videos

  • Olivania

    January 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Hi, Mrs. Nerd nice to “meet” you. :-) Are you as good at swearing as James? And what is your favourite NES game (or video game in general)?

  • ABOhiccups

    January 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    Where do you and James (AVGN) ment?

  • T1ZZL3

    January 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Are you a gamer too? retro or next gen?

  • BuzzBarr

    January 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Hello there! In regards to some of the replies: You are smiling and I see it, it’s there, not all of us ALWAYS have a huge grin. You are definitely adding diversity from a perspective none of us have seen. Thanks and no questions, just do your thang girl.

  • thematt

    January 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    can u tell james to go on skyp

  • January 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Nice to meet you. Should I address you as the Angry Video Game Wife? You seem pleasant so I assume not. Awesome Video Game Wife maybe? I don’t know, but James has good taste. Well, not in games for sure, but he has to have good taste in something so it might as well be in finding a wife.

  • HowardTreesong

    January 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Doesn’t James wear a wedding ring? Bit of a give away isn’t it?

  • Reddawn

    January 6, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    I was under the impression that it was common knowledge James was married. He has a wedding ring and he thanked his “understanding” wife on his Mad Mad Mad Mad World location shoot. Anyhow, glad to hear your perspective will be represented here. Hopefully the fandom doesn’t scare you off. My question is, are you going with James for the AVGN Movie shoot, and if so how does his work affect your own professional life?

    • RyanSmith

      January 6, 2012 at 9:39 pm

      @Reddawn Yeah. I thought it was already kinda known. I’ve known for a while now. ..I think a real long time ago, one other random picture with her in it appeared. But I have no idea where/when I saw it.

  • Count86

    January 6, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    Oh my god u r too cute for him u so lucky james;)

  • RyanSmith

    January 6, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Wow, Mrs. Nerd. You sure are pretty! xD You were saying how we all like the behind-the-scenes stuff. And the weird thing is that just yesterday, in an argument on James’s post looking for 3D designers, I mentioned that exact thing. xD Freaky!!

    Anyway, a Q&A, huh? Okay then… Hmmm… Let’s see what I can think of…

    1. If you don’t mind, could we be told your name? :3 “Mrs. Nerd” doesn’t have the best ‘ring’ to it. xD

    2. What’s it like living with the insanity of James? xD

    3. Have you ever been directly involved with the making of any Nerd videos?

    Well… That’s all I got. ^_^ It’s awesome to finally meet Mrs. Rolfe! See ya! :D

  • SuneMooneIngemann

    January 6, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    I actually knew for quite some time that James was married. Thatguywiththeglasses did a behind the scenes on “the final fight” and he mentioned something about james’ wife comming to tie a tie or something, but good finally to hear from you! Question: Are you high school sweethearts or? When, and how (if not to private) did you meet.

  • murphy2112

    January 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    “A caucasian sausage fest” should be the site’s new tagline.

  • UndeadFruit

    January 6, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Mrs Nerd, can James come out to play?

  • KeithEllwood

    January 6, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    It’s great to see you involved Ms. Nerd! Did you grow up In Philly? Did you agree at first to move to the west coast? Do you have friends there like James does?

  • AndrewStevens

    January 6, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    Mrs Nerd, what is your favourite NES game? Is it different from Mr Nerd’s?

  • Amyt

    January 6, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    forget james, is MF Mike taken? :)

    • xDefeaterx

      January 6, 2012 at 7:15 pm

      @Amytby a mother maybe

  • pmtwreckhouse

    January 6, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    Yall make a great couple!!!

  • CaseyStorton

    January 6, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    I knew James was married when I saw behind the scenes of his battle with the Nostalgia Critic

  • January 6, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    How is James as a husband

  • eaespn

    January 6, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    the only thing I have to say is he is prob the only married guy to say that he played 10 hours of video games and not get his ass chewed by his wife for what my wife calls “doing nothing all day” and did you ever write any of thoughs one liners where he goes on an saying the F word like 6 to 7 times?

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 6:25 pm

      @eaespn My married guy doesn’t get his ass chewed for that. He only gets his ass chewed if he pulls agro. Tanking ain’t easy.

  • GonzaloSebastianCrespo

    January 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    do you play video games mrs nerd?

  • GonzaloSebastianCrespo

    January 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    do you play video games mrs nerd?

  • TheXman300

    January 6, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    That picture, you don’t seem too happy, Mrs. Rolfe. I love that big cheesy grin James has on! When was that shot taken?

  • BIGGES202

    January 6, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Hi Mrs.Nerd what is your favorite Snes and n64 game?

  • January 6, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    i’m a female asian! yay diversity!

    • ValisHD

      January 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm

      @raquel james always get the asians. -_-

      • Olivania

        January 6, 2012 at 8:26 pm

        @ValisHD ?

  • January 6, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Count me in as one of the 10 female viewers! Glad to see some estrogen popping in on the site, geez it’s been a sausage fest for way too long. I knew James was married and I’m glad to see you here now! Oh yeah, Q&A: Do you ever cosplay? If so name a few of costumes you’ve went as. Also, who is your favorite female game character and why?

  • Adam Eklund

    January 6, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    Nice, Mr. Nerd i hope is very happy to have such an lovely lady :)

  • Adam Eklund

    January 6, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Mr. Nerd must be very happy to have a enthusiastic and beautiful lady :)

  • CrowRetroRoadshow

    January 6, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Awesome intro! Looks like you’ll have quite a few q’s to a as they say! If you get to mine, cool. If not, cool. My question is have you ever found James doing something totally weird and wonder to yourself “What the fuck is he doing?!” only to see the final product and think “Wow!”. I would imagine it happens quite often. Any funny stories?

  • BenBaker

    January 6, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    It’s finally glad to know you exist instead of it being just a rumor on the internet. I’ve been a Cinmassacre fan since 2009 so one thing I have been curious about is something that happen in the Atari Porn episode. At one point in the episode James makes a joke about the game Gigolo where the point of the game is being a girl and go around and have sex with every guy on the screen. After James explains the gameplay, he looks to the camera and says ” Could you imagine if you were just sitting around, minding your own business. Then some naked chick breaks in and starts humping the crap out of you.” Then no one appears at the door and he looks disappointed. I understand that makes a great jokes and it was one of the best he has done. However, i wondered if he ever intended on actually having the “chick” coming in and if he asked you to do it. Just a random thought, I don’t mean to offend or start problems. I just wondered if you knew about that.

  • Adam Eklund

    January 6, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Mr. Nerd must be very happy to have such a enthusiastic and beautiful lady :)

  • WestBuiltAMountain

    January 6, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    Thanks for saying hi.

    On that note – tell your husband to get some forum software and make an official forum. His site is big enough and he has enough fans to warrant one. I’ve emailed and mentioned in on these comments before, but it never gets answered. Why no message board already?

    How big is James’ Nintendo Power collection? That’s something he doesn’t really talk about much. I’ve just begun recollecting mine. My wife thinks I’m a massive nerd, but hey, they’re cool.

  • waltsoph3

    January 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Well its a sincere privilege to meet you Mrs. Nerd.

    I completely respect your reasons of staying hidden till now in this day and age. You have to becareful

    because you never know what could happen next in this day and age.

    I’m a respected fan of James AVGN work and its great to know that you are as well.

    Again its a pleasure metting ya and I wish you’ll the best .

  • ViktorFarfarAndersson

    January 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    Hmm… it’s cool actually seeing you do something “official” for the site. I know it was always exciting to catch a glimpse of you, not because I’m a crazed fan, but because you never thought of AVGN as a married man.

    Hmm… question, well, besides the obligated “How long is James’ penis??” which I’m sure you don’t wanna answer, and I probably won’t care about anyway (but hey, wtf, I’m obligated to ask for it!) I guess I’ll ask… “Are you more or less interested in old school video games and horror movies than James? You seem to be quite the fan of him yourself, so to say.”

  • WholePopulationofChina

    January 6, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    What do you think about the AVGN show?

    • WholePopulationofChina

      January 6, 2012 at 6:56 pm

      Also, how did you meet?

  • Infinite01879

    January 6, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Yeah I was like whoa…. wait… *reads* What the fuck? Mrs. Nerd? Oh it must be a typo right? or am I getting even more blind? Then when i saw it was actually about his marital status, about a female perspective and about well James’ wife, and I got a bit more interested. I’m truly happy for James in every way about well you know, your relationship. And the female perspective seems cool, I’d support it all the way. As a fan and watching your husband’s videos like a thousand times a day since there’s nothing else good on the internet, I give full-on support. My question would be what’s your favorite AVGN video he’s made these past years?( If the question’s been said, I’m sorry) And what’s your favorite classic video game in his collection?

  • Aedan132

    January 6, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Wow, the last thing I would’ve ever expected was a message from Mrs. Rolfe herself. I’m surprisingly giddy… I think I need to interact with females more. :/

    Anyway, I didn’t want to ask anything because you seem to be getting enough questions at the moment, but I do want to thank you. Without you, I don’t think there’d be as much to motivate James to keep doing what he’s doing. Even without you “existing”, as you so put it, you’ve had a greater impact than anyone or anything James surrounds himself with.

    Ah, wives. They can be annoying, but I know they’re definitely worth it in the end.

  • nitroAngus23

    January 6, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    First of all,

    You’re wife is a babe James :D *and I meant that in the most complimentary,respectful way possible.

    Secondly,

    One question-

    Has there ever been a moment where you didn’t quite embrace one of James’s ideas as much as he’d have liked you too?

    Like has there ever been a moment in Nerd/Cinnemascre history where you thought he was out of his mind insane or way overdoing something? :D

    lol his craziness has brought us all comedic gold,just wondering your take on some of his more interesting projects.

  • Minossos

    January 6, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    There is too much I can write here, right now. But I’m impressed by this post and totaly stunned. Keep it up and thanks for everything you’ve done, that we don’t know.

    Best regards

  • AleksejBrakk

    January 6, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    totally hawt! every time the stars stand in the right position a nerd get such a nice woman :D best wishes

  • JohnSkinner

    January 6, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    I only recently learned that James is married, and frankly, I think it’s been a brilliant move on everyone’s part to keep it low key (not a secret, just not talk about it all the time). There have been numerous webmasters over the years, that as soon as they get a girlfriend/wife, that’s all they talk about, they let the lady post all over the site and she’s not as funny, etc. It all gets too personal, more about the webmaster than the content, and the site loses some of its charm.

    Not to say you’re not welcome here. While I don’t think Mike has the same on-screen charisma as James, his involvement over the years has been nothing but positive, and it’s always nice to see others who are helping to create, even indirectly, something like Cinemassacre.

  • Spaghett

    January 6, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    It’s about time he put you to work! How about a video about the Super Mario chronology. I swear it has more plot holes that the Zelda games.

  • RunarJenssen

    January 6, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Well what can I say? You guys sure found yourselves a good catch. :)

    Looking forward to see this new perspective you are talking about!

  • Azdak

    January 6, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Conglaturation !!!

    hope you both have a fab new year !!

  • poomulus

    January 6, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Haha. James your wife is awesome. You’re both lucky to have each other.

  • jensmaa

    January 6, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    You should do a show =) !

  • itscmillertime

    January 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    bahahahaha, the thing that cracked me up was how you said all 10 of your female viewers would appreciate it haha.

    • Plum Sauce

      January 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

      @itscmillertime Bahahahahaha

  • BRP1678

    January 6, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Where are the “A”s for this “Q&A”?

  • ZombieKillerXXX

    January 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    It’s nice that you have came out of the closet, (so to speak). On the video segment “It’s a mad mad mad mad world location tour”, James mentioned he was married and thanked you for putting up with him. It’s nice to finally see what you look like. You guys make a good couple. I just have 2 questions:

    1. Are you into video games at all? If so which ones? (guess that was a 2 part question)

    2. How did you and James meet?

    …..I know other people already mentioned it but, you look pissed in that picture. On a positive you are very pretty and I’m sure James is lucky to have you. Thanks for finally posting something, and I’ll be looking forward to hearing more from you. Best wishes and I can’t wait for the Nerd movie. it’s going to be epic.

  • cooldruid

    January 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Wow! It’s so nice to finally hear from you. Supposed pictures of you have been passed around the internet before, but they always passed off very unattractive, overweight women as James’ wife. I’m very happy and surprised to see that you are of normal weight and better than average looks. Cheers!

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 6, 2012 at 8:17 pm

      Ouch. That’s the most insensitive thing you could have possibly said. I suppose you don’t get out much do you? You really should learn how to talk to women. Don’t worry about it, though. You’re hilarious!@cooldruid

      • cooldruid

        January 6, 2012 at 8:49 pm

        @Big McLargehuge

        I was quite sincere and not trying to make a joke. And I said her looks were better than average. You assume a great deal about me that you do not know.

      • Plum Sauce

        January 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

        @Big McLargehuge@cooldruid Boys, boys, boys! Haha Love the names hahahaha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAH!

      • cooldruid

        January 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm

        @Plum Sauce

        You have a point, our names are somewhat amusing when taken together. I admit that I actually laughed pretty hard after you pointed it out.

  • daniel7192p

    January 6, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    I always knew he was married. But it’s great to finally see you.

  • MichaelLee1

    January 6, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    Do you ever think that James and all his “anger” acts derives from being with you? (kidding, but you can answer that if you want lol)

    What’s your favorite video game and who is your video game hero/heroine?

    If there’s one thing that you can change about James, what would it be? Or is he just perfect?

  • LiveTheDream

    January 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    I’m dying to know how you feel about the style of James’ videos (the anger, swearing, blood, violence, etc). I guess I’m just curious as to how you, as The Nerd’s wife, feel! And I respect your expression through writing! I’m a freelance reporter and blogger, so I can associate a bit.

  • bigbangnet

    January 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    To Miss Nerd : Since you don’t want to appear in avgn’s or mister nerds video, will you appear as a cameo sometimes ? That would be good. Hell you could do a kind of cameo appearance that appears to be an error or a problem. For example: in 1 scene you appear, and the next scene you dont which would suggest a time problem with character movement and camera angle..well I hope you get the picture… lol

    it’s also nice to meet you

  • January 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    On a second note, don’t put too much different stuff on your site James and for you miss nerd, perhaps giving the answers inside your post would be a great way to reach your audience…just telling

  • MarcusAlexanderRickardHolmström

    January 6, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    Nice to finally hear from you! Been wondering I must say, do you help him set up his crazy sets and change stuff around the rooms? Also I must admit I’m curious how you feel about all the stuff he has lying around, I know most people wouldn’t appreciate it (most women in my family for one) but you must be into it as well! Do you play the games and so on or just tell him to keep it away from the main places where you live? :P

  • Olivania

    January 6, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    What terms of endearment you use to address each other? :-)

  • Julian Auo

    January 6, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    im vomiting rainbows , nice to hear about you! i am sure if James loves you , you most be a great woman.

  • LucasOliva

    January 6, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    ^^ It’s great to finally see ya! I was always wondering…what are your favorite AVGN episodes?

  • cornwall1298

    January 6, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Why are people surprised, he wore the ring so…… but its nice to see a picture, I’ve wondered what you look like.

    • Plum

      January 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

      @cornwall1298 Jeeze, creeping much?

  • tomashresc

    January 6, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    How long have you been married, and what brought you two together in the first place?

  • StevenBrodie

    January 6, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    James seems like a really sweet and nice guy in all the things where he acts as himself, so what was it like to see him swear extensively in his films?

  • Staarscommando

    January 6, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    If you could describe your marriage in one word, what would it be? And if you could explain why you chose that word it would be really sweet.

  • GakFace90

    January 6, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    where you shocked when you saw James’ video game collection for the first time?

  • oldmrfletcher

    January 6, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    Tits or gtfo.

    • JackersMac

      January 6, 2012 at 9:23 pm

      You are just hilarious. Only not. @oldmrfletcher

      • ChiePet

        January 6, 2012 at 9:24 pm

        @JackersMac@oldmrfletcher Agreed Jackers. Show some respect Mr. Fletcher >_>

      • BRP1678

        January 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

        C’mon, that was funny. It’s just a joke. Lighten up. @ChiePet @JackersMac @oldmrfletcher

      • oldmrfletcher

        January 7, 2012 at 12:45 pm

        @ChiePet@JackersMac@oldmrfletcher No. Welcome to the internet.

      • JackersMac

        January 7, 2012 at 10:06 pm

        I know exactly where I am and I know exactly who you are, someone who can’t even come up with an original way to get attention and who instead makes the same predictable and repetitive jokes that I’m sure we’ve all heard before. I mean “SHOW YOUR TITS!” Wow, you’re like the second coming of Oscar Wilde here. @oldmrfletcher @ChiePet

      • ChiePet

        January 8, 2012 at 12:34 am

        @oldmrfletcher I’ve been on the internet for awhile. The thing is, what’s funny in /B isn’t funny where adults are having conversation. Copy/pasting crap from forums doesn’t = funny. If you wanted to make a “Show us your tits” joke, maybe actually make a new joke for it. Or maybe don’t do it at all, because I doubt Mrs. or Mr. Rolfe care for such comments.

    • ChrisWeaver

      January 7, 2012 at 1:34 am

      @oldmrfletcher lol

    • January 7, 2012 at 4:16 pm

      Oh, what a lovely comment…have a nice day…and Go to Hell! Sincerely yours, Kiarachu u_u @oldmrfletcher

  • January 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    How did you two meet and fall in love?

    also

    What do you do for a living?

  • January 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Oh and I need to see wedding photos (you can tell I’m one of the female fans)!

    Behind every great man is great woman, thanks for all you’ve done! You are beautiful!

  • ChiePet

    January 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    Nice to know you are there for James, I actually figured you were there primarily because I heard Doug mention “Maybe I should have his wife fix my tie” during a blooper reel on the Critic/Nerd fight. =) After that I always wanted to know a bit about you. That’s a really cute photo ^__^ I wish I could get my hubby to appear in a photo with me, but he’s afraid he’ll look silly. Your photo should be proof that the husband can look silly and still make it a sweet photo. In fact I think it makes the photo look sweeter ^__^

  • TomM

    January 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    It’s good to finally have an introduction! I’ve noticed that you were in some of the videos on here, like the pizza party one and stuff, but never really was sure if you were his wife or not. Anyway, when you met James was he the mellow kind of shy guy like he was when he was younger? How did you meet? How does it feel to be married to someone so popular as James, a growing inspiration to me and others? You’ve got to like video games and movies, what are they?

    • TomM

      January 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

      I mean what are your favorite movies and video games…..

      • Plum Sauce

        January 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

        @TomM Hahahahahahaha!

      • Plum Sauce

        January 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

        @TomM Hahahahahahaha!

    • ChrisWeaver

      January 7, 2012 at 1:36 am

      @TomM lol ok???

  • RanmaTakinawa

    January 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    It’s nice to hear form James’s significant other. I, for one, welcome your comments/rants/raves/etc. and hope to hear about anything of significance you wish to provide. Since you say you’re an artist, have you been the mastermind for the episode slate drawings?

  • Kuro_sama

    January 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    C’mon James, you have to talk about this kind of stuff, otherwise i can’t get the chance to congratulate you for having such a lovely wife…

  • AlexPhan

    January 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    Hmmm, I thought I saw a ring when I sat at the MAGFest panel he help present just a couple hours ago. Well then, I would like to say “hello” to James and you, as I didn’t get the chance to properly greet him even when I and a couple of my friends were a about 10 feet away >.>;;; …..anyway, thank you for posting and thus shedding some light into what goes on with Cinemassacre.

  • atari2600a

    January 6, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Is there a secret to finding nerd girls that aren’t slutty? In the 18-22 age-range it’s always the same story: the girl had an overachieving childhood whether by choice or by strict parenting, burns out & sleeps with EVERYBODY, but being assholes they still get to go LOL I READ THE MANGA & THE POKEYMANS & it’s all…just…

    • Olivania

      January 7, 2012 at 11:40 am

      @atari2600a Not sure where you live, but the “gamer girls” I know are quite normal and would never sleep with everybody. Maybe you should go live in some other place. O_o

    • gamez

      January 7, 2012 at 2:51 pm

      Once again you’re another reason why Mrs.Rolfe should not be reading these comments. @atari2600a

    • January 7, 2012 at 4:13 pm

      Hum…I’m a nerd girl, and I’m not like that. Strange uh? @atari2600a

  • Jeremobi

    January 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    It truly is a pleasure to hear from you on the website. :D The only question I have at the moment is:

    What is your favorite book?

  • ElviraMurkham

    January 6, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Why do you look like a crackwhore slut?

    • EstebanCuevas

      January 6, 2012 at 10:50 pm

      @ElviraMurkham Why god allows people like you, ElviraMurkham, to even exist? that would be a good question.

    • justindtrout

      January 6, 2012 at 10:51 pm

      @ElviraMurkham I hope James Erases you

    • MECHAGARY

      January 7, 2012 at 1:29 am

      Why in the world would you say something so completely nasty, and disrespectful as that!!??? @ElviraMurkham

    • JackersMac

      January 7, 2012 at 1:40 am

      Why can you find no other way to make yourself important other than making predictable comments on the internets? @ElviraMurkham

    • Markus Samuel

      January 7, 2012 at 8:23 am

      Hopefully Mrs. Rolfe will never see that. Even though I guess a chat troll’s ignorant and ridiculous comment doesn’t disturb Mrs. Rolfe too much, it disturbs and annoys me and makes ME feel shitty if she has to read trash like this. @ElviraMurkham

    • MrJaneDoe1

      January 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

      @ElviraMurkham Yeah well you look like a FUCKING SISSY.

    • gamez

      January 7, 2012 at 11:04 am

      You are a worthless, disgusting human being you know that. Im flagging your comment @ElviraMurkham

    • January 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm

      I have just flagged as offensive your irrespectful comment. Aside that, have a nice and day. And Go to Hell! Sincerely yours, Kiarachu. @ElviraMurkham

    • January 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm

      I have just flagged as offensive your irrespectful comment. Aside that, have a nice and day. And Go to Hell! Sincerely yours, Kiarachu. @ElviraMurkham

    • January 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm

      I have just flagged as offensive your irrespectful comment. Aside that, have a nice and day. And Go to Hell! Sincerely yours, Kiarachu. @ElviraMurkham

    • Thrashing Deth

      January 7, 2012 at 6:34 pm

      @ElviraMurkham

      Yeah well, why do you look like the shit I took the day before yesterday?

    • oldmrfletcher

      January 7, 2012 at 9:13 pm

      @ElviraMurkham I liked your comment, because being a troll is fun =)

      • JackersMac

        January 7, 2012 at 10:04 pm

        Yeah, when you’re someone who can only find joy and feel important by making lame, predictable and unfunny jokes that we’ve all heard about a billion times being a troll is great. @oldmrfletcher @ElviraMurkham

  • AndyLee

    January 6, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Nice to finally meet you!

  • justindtrout

    January 6, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    Great to meet ya

  • TheMadHatter

    January 6, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Yes, I would love to know the story of how you two met : Its really nice to finally meet you.

  • octopodesrex

    January 6, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    Question: as James’ wife I’m sure you witness alot of messes that arise from shooting, such as the fake poop and broken boxes. That being said James seems to be a very fastidious kind of guy. Is he a neat freak or is it crazy with projects and cords all over?

    Also, as one half of a young married couple, might I just add: AWWW! How did you guys meet, college? Movie? Shared a Rolling Rock?

  • EricVoorhees

    January 6, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    Nice to finally meet/see you! I’ve known about your existence for some time but only as a secret and through speculations lol. Glad to finally have you confirm yourself as Mrs. Nerd!

    Q: How did you feel about James’ “Angry Nerd” persona when you first found out about it? Was it strange to watch your husband’s self-done retro video game reviews take off into an internet cult following? Also do you share any of the passions for video games and movies that James has? Thanks.

  • NathanielLenox

    January 6, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Well, Mrs. Nerd, let me just start off by saying you look like an angel, and in the picture provided, it kind of looks like the unholy shit demon is trying to mask his pain as he burns up trying to touch the holy bible. I assume you picked the picture?

    Anyway, my question (Sorry if it has already been asked, I’m not sorting through 260 comments to find out) What was your reaction the first time you realized that Jame’s had an… affinity to taking fake shits on games?

  • Metalmaniac

    January 6, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    James erase ElviraMurkham just read what is saying about your wife

  • SirDraco7

    January 6, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Welcome, I’d like to give my 2 cents here being it’s my first ever comment. I know you have no interest in being in front of the camera…

    I agree that this site could use more additional submissions added to it to keep it fresh so to speak.

    Perhaps you could:

    1) Try on camera things. Maybe something informal and unscripted. Figure out something you like and enjoy. or something you might be able to do. Be it movie reviews? game reviews? TV show reviews? Something that falls in line with this site.

    Maybe test run one or two and see how it feels before ruling it out. Acting and talking about your thoughts on camera are two different things.

    2) barring that perhaps something written? More than behind the scenes AVGN stuff.

    Something new. Perhaps a new character of sorts? MissNerd?

    And a question for your Q and A:

    1) Will you have a part or cameo in the movie?

    thanks

  • WalterDavid

    January 6, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    You have the same way of explaining things as clear as possible to prevent misundertoods, like James do.

    hahahaha

    I apreciate low-profile people.

    Nice to meet you…

  • Mechamortal

    January 6, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    Yeah, it’s funny how many AVGN skeptics exist. Now they can shove it up their ass.

  • Lenteja

    January 7, 2012 at 12:19 am

    I don’t know why but It somehow feels like when you find out santa claus is not real…

    My childhood is ruined now :’(

    • ChrisWeaver

      January 7, 2012 at 1:35 am

      @Lenteja yeh same.

      Shits getting to real…..

  • TheLHP

    January 7, 2012 at 12:21 am

    Great post! Just another reason why Cinemassacre is one of my favorite places on the internet.

  • JeramieKruger

    January 7, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Did Mrs. Nerd just use pants-shitting and sausage fest in context? You sure are a lucky man, James.

  • 3DDotNikkiWolf

    January 7, 2012 at 12:34 am

    It is interesting to hear Mrs. Rolfe introduce herself. I would like to hear what stories you have to tell us.

    For Q&A: What is your style of art? (like how do you do your drawings and your preferred writing genre, etc.) Also, are you a movie buff, like James? If so, what are your favorite types of film?

  • EvanThomas

    January 7, 2012 at 12:37 am

    If you were in the TMNT pizza party video, were you the woman with the short black hair? I don’t how old the photograph of you and james is but it looks kinda recent. Are you a natural Blonde or visa versa?

    Also, what is the weirdest thing you ever saw james recording for a video when passing through one day?

  • ghostengine

    January 7, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Where did you and James meet? How long have you two been married? What’s your name? I hope you can make a video of answers for our questions.

    • EvanThomas

      January 7, 2012 at 12:43 am

      @ghostengine Don’t quote me on this, but I think her name is April. Alot’a people don’t may not know, but James has an IMDb page, and indeed it says spouse : April.

  • QuaMan45

    January 7, 2012 at 12:43 am

    shes cute!

  • FredFuchedMeUp

    January 7, 2012 at 12:50 am

    According to IMDB, she did most of the camera work in the “Friday the 13th” episode of AVGN.

  • Yo12390

    January 7, 2012 at 1:16 am

    Oh Wow, I always wondered why hes wearing this ring on his finger ? Was it because of some magic NERD device , giving him the power to review all these shitty games ? NO of course it was for his love . I think , from what I see on the picture you two are FUCKING AWESOME !!! N1 Couple !!! Once I got my ATPL Id love to fly you guys to Maledives, Bora Bora or Hawaii for ” break ” ^-^ you can either sit back in the Cockpit or enjoy the First Class…as long as James will give an authograph to a German Pilot haha ^^ (excuse the bad english) I hope for 1 response video for ur fans and good luck with the female fan idea ^-^

    sincerly …biggest fan

    Jochen or Yo12390

  • Leakedazaz

    January 7, 2012 at 1:51 am

    how big is james?

  • MECHAGARY

    January 7, 2012 at 2:03 am

    O.k. I thought of a question: Who’s your favorite cheesy actor? Mine would have to be Powers Boothe.

    ….No wait!! Rory Calhoun? John Saxon?,,,, Oh crap.. Maybe William Shatner? I can’t decide. I love them all. I’m sure I’ll think of more…..

  • Souperintendent

    January 7, 2012 at 2:08 am

    Okay… why weren’t you smiling in that photo? XD

    • undertaker91

      January 7, 2012 at 2:55 am

      @Souperintendent if you look, his smile looks kinda awkward so my guess is that he farted right before that was taken xD

  • VinceBoyzo

    January 7, 2012 at 2:09 am

    I don’t know id this is gonna work, but i guess it’s never easy to start something with such a demanding public…i wish you good luck and keep it up!

  • MECHAGARY

    January 7, 2012 at 2:11 am

    I thought of one more.. Frickin’ Lee Marvin. I watched “The Dirty Dozen” on NetFlicks last night. He was trying to be so cool, in that cheesy 60′s way, that I think I threw up in my mouth. It’s like he was trying to be Steve McQueen in “The Great Escape”,, but couldn’t quite pull it off.

  • AJB

    January 7, 2012 at 2:19 am

    Nice smile James!

  • RyanSkryd

    January 7, 2012 at 2:22 am

    hi! congratulations on being happily married! my question would be:

    what are some of your favorite movies? do you and James have the same taste in films? and, also what is James’ middle name?

  • Kelfistan

    January 7, 2012 at 2:25 am

    When did you started to notice James Rolfe, your husband’s career to really expand, explode, or start to take off. Was it when he started doing videos for Gametrailers? When his videos were watched by millions of people? Or when he was starting to make episodes at an insane time interval.

    Leading onto next question: When did you notice James to be at his most tired stated during his Career?

    others (basic): When did you get married?

    Where did you two meet?

    How long did you two dated before marriage?

  • January 7, 2012 at 2:38 am

    Let’s get started… How does james sound on the toilet. I mean when he is taking a dump. I know you probarly haven’t stood right next to him when letting the brownies dump, but do you hear grunts coming from the bathroom like in some of the episodes. Also does he use catchphrases before he starts like: “Bombs Away”…

    Also.. ( I guess it’s been asked) but… what do you both think of the IRATE GAMER

  • RodFalcao

    January 7, 2012 at 2:51 am

    Since you’ve been with James since his college days (I suppose), in your opinion when did you really notice that he was starting to get famous?At events, streets, pubs?

    I really support your idea and personally, I think cinemassacre is getting huge. I lived in 3 countries so far and people over South America and Europe all follow your work. It’s great to have one more section in this website.

    An off topic question:

    Do you guys smoke weed? Seriously, James is moving to California and you all have those great ideas, I’m just guessing.

  • JeremyM86

    January 7, 2012 at 3:07 am

    This has probably been asked, but since I paid close enough attention before and actually knew James was married (an inspiration to us all), I’ve always wondered what you think when you walk in on him, say, dressed in Nintendo gear and shooting imaginary creatures with a video game lightgun. Or what have you. I imagine he’s not nearly as dorky (in that way) when he’s not in “Nerd” mode, but do you have any funny or interesting stories about witnessing him filming his more bizarre works? What did you think of the AVGN thing when it first started to take off?

    I look forward to seeing your writing on the site! (I laughed several times times at this post and you’re obviously a pretty good writer.)

  • undertaker91

    January 7, 2012 at 3:08 am

    nice to meet you Mrs. Nerd. my questions are: how did you and James meet? was it love at first sight or were u two just friends for a while and eventually fell in love? did you encourage him when he started getting famous or did u think it was just a passing thing?

  • benjigoenitz

    January 7, 2012 at 3:32 am

    This is very interesting! most of my questions are the same of other users, so, if you respond those questions, i’ll be happy!, another question, do you like cats? xD, (sorry abour my english, it isn’t good because english is not my native language), Thanks!!! =)

  • ChrisWeaver

    January 7, 2012 at 3:34 am

    Noo! i was saving myself for you james!!

  • damiansalcedo

    January 7, 2012 at 3:49 am

    way to go James!! I hope to see more from ms Nerd in the future!!

  • DamirIchshanov

    January 7, 2012 at 3:54 am

    since you’re cooking mom – who really made the gyro for the rob the robot in the rob the robot episode?

  • AaronWomack

    January 7, 2012 at 3:55 am

    Damn! Always pictured the ultimate nerd falling for a basement-dwelling WOW girl (kidding!), but this kid snagged a 9 at least. Much congrats and I’m sure the personality is far beyond the looks if she fell for you, James.

  • TheZaius

    January 7, 2012 at 3:58 am

    I figured there was someone else working behind the scenes… cleaning up the scat from all the AVGN videos.

    How much scat will you be cleaning up for the film?

  • OdieMikes

    January 7, 2012 at 4:01 am

    Do you ever smile? Just judging from the picture, you don’t seem like a sunny person. No offense.

    • Wax_On_Wax_Off

      January 7, 2012 at 6:22 am

      @OdieMikes thats like a sexy pose of some kind

  • mynameisdoug

    January 7, 2012 at 5:09 am

    Have you ever been so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • ValerieGarcia

    January 7, 2012 at 5:13 am

    Are there going to be little nerds in the future? If so how will the “colorful language” be dealt with?

  • 0rpheus

    January 7, 2012 at 5:23 am

    Oh James you lucky son of a gun!

  • badboyvct

    January 7, 2012 at 5:41 am

    i allways knew james must of had a wife by now and by god he scored himself a good one, long live the nerd!

  • MaxAlanZoller

    January 7, 2012 at 5:57 am

    Ok, I usually take no interest in the lives of celebrities…but…yeah James is sort of a different story. My questions are mainly these:

    1.Is James in anyway similar to what he shows online or is he sulky and miserable as many funny people are?

    2.We always hear about how much time producing this stuff takes so…how much time do you mangage to spend together (it’s been worrying me for some time)

    3.How do you keep up with the costs? Ok there are probably some donations and the occasional dvd sold but to be able to collect so much and aquire all that video equipment must expensive. Pat the Nes Punk admits to having a part time job but James…well from what I understand Cinemassacre is, apart from you and his friends, his whole life. Painting a writing can earn you a lot of money on certain levels but…hey I have no idea, maybe you both just had money from the start!

    4.I think every good movie need a love story and the AVGN really needs a love interest, nuff said?

    I know I’ve been rather long, but we all know that behind every great man lies a woman, so why not take an interest in Mrs.Nerd!

  • dan h

    January 7, 2012 at 6:41 am

    I can’t be bothered to scroll through every question on here and I’m sure my questions have already been asked but here we go!-

    1. What do you predict James will be doing or have accomplished in 10 years?

    2. Your first date with James?

    3. Favourite and least favourite game?

    4. In your opinion the best video James has made?

    Thanks :)

  • MarkCanner

    January 7, 2012 at 6:49 am

    I’ve never seen James wife before and now I have, she looks very nice, even though she looks average but girls that are nice average looking and smart are better than those over the top glamorous girls that are heartless and stupid. James is a lucky man, I hope you both have a great future together. :)

    Q&As you say ok, here are my questions.

    1. What is your name Mrs. Rolfe/Nerd?

    2. How did you and James first met?

    3. What was your first date with James?

    4. What is your favourite game and why?

    5. What is your least favourite game and why?

  • jktomas

    January 7, 2012 at 7:56 am

    I’m glad to know that James is a happy person and has a great life. You’re a cute couple. Best of wishes.

  • Agracuta

    January 7, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Hola mrs nerd, I am a hispanic American living in Scotland working the gaming industry (random shit Iknow), I am a huge fan of the Nerd and his work.

    I just wanted to say that regarding the diversity and race thing, being ethnic myself, I honestly never noticed or even thought about it watching ANY of the videos. So don’t sweat it! The creativity, comedic, and entertainment value is what makes people appreciate the work.

    Keep up the good work guys, and good luck on the flick!

  • Markus Samuel

    January 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Me like this. You coming up now is a great treat for the fans after a long suspense you kept us in. Certainly further inspires me to visit Cinemassacre.

    Plus I want to add a compliment: It would seem that James is a lucky guy. I bet your personality is also a positive factor in you.

    Q: Are we ever going to see you in any of the future Cinemassacre videos? Or in the movie?

    Q: In what ways are you involved with the Nerd character and making the videos, or do you just have a supporting role like one would assume a wife has?

    Looking forward to hearing from you more.

  • Snejku

    January 7, 2012 at 9:26 am

    How does your interest in movies differ? For example, genres, favourite movies? Does he hate some of your favourite flicks and vise versa?

  • EvilScotsman

    January 7, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Damn, nerd has done well and got himself one fine ass wife. It ’tis a pleasure to be introduced to Mrs Nerd and I look forward to the new change happening to Cinemassacre, it just gets better with age.

  • MegaManDude

    January 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

    So that’s what the ring is for.

    • metalcommand

      January 7, 2012 at 11:09 am

      @MegaManDude I thought it was a ring that cursed him to review en play bad games!

  • MegaManDude

    January 7, 2012 at 9:54 am

    I knew it.Is she gonna be in the videos now since you announced it?

  • Sabino Velasquez

    January 7, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Fantástica presentación, señora Nerd.So nice to see the girl behind the guy who lift our spirits with his pasión and outstanding sense of humor over the last 6 years.Keep sharing you stuff señora. Im sure it will be interesting.

  • monkeykage

    January 7, 2012 at 10:25 am

    the nerd site has come to this to quote Charlton Heston “damn you , damn you all the way to hell” by nice wife bub

  • tehx3n

    January 7, 2012 at 10:39 am

    since you mentioned that you’ve been here before he stated making the nerd videos, what did you think when he started swearing into camera about old video games?

  • Spaghett

    January 7, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Really? “Follow conversation” is the default setting here? I just got over 300 notification emails from you fuchs!

    • metalcommand

      January 7, 2012 at 11:07 am

      @Spaghett Blame Lifefyre :P

  • LicaWolf

    January 7, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Thank you, Mrs. Nerd, an excellent and very much needed presentation. The whole “Oh my god, James is married, nooo!” was a little tiresome, and there was still people in denial about that. I just assumed you had your reasons for not appearing on camera and I respected that you two wanted to keep your private life private, but I admit it’s really nice to meet you at last :)

    There are plenty of loyal female viewers, me included, and we do appreciate that you have decided to add a female perspective :)

  • Hanglyman

    January 7, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Nice to meet you, Mrs. Nerd. I look forward to seeing your take on things- I always thought it was sort of weird that we see more of James’ cat than his wife!

  • LicaWolf

    January 7, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Agh! I forgot to add my question: Mrs. Nerd, should we address you by that title?

  • BheemaDaCashman

    January 7, 2012 at 11:29 am

    It’s not just the 10 females that are happy you’ve made your debut…..Anyways, I’m sure somebody has already asked this but I’ll ask it anyways. Have you guys ever gotten in trouble with neighbors due to James shouting “FUCKING ASS SHIT CUNT” all the time?

  • Olivania

    January 7, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Are you two ever going to be parents eventhough as a “mother” you would be a target for Mike? :-/

  • January 7, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Damn, I did not realize the Nerd was married. Congrats, man. I wish i was that lucky. I’m so lonely. :(

  • chiotrou

    January 7, 2012 at 11:47 am

    All the best for you two!

  • atari2600a

    January 7, 2012 at 11:53 am

    @olivania I don’t have that kind of money

  • Luenchhausen

    January 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    @Mr. Nerd

    Well James mentioned you and your commitment for a Charity drive for Autism Speaks http://cinemassacre.com/2010/11/15/charity-drive-prize-giveaway/ and I, as someone who has Asperger syndrome my self wanted to thank you for that commitment. Its was nice to read about that because Autism and the Asperger syndrome in particular is very underestimated in the U.S (and even gets ridiculed through the Media).

    Well thats all I wanted to say, sry for any typos or gramma mitakes english it not my nativ language.

  • Luenchhausen

    January 7, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    @Mrs. Nerd

    Well James mentioned you and your commitment for a Charity drive for Autism Speaks http://cinemassacre.com/2010/11/15/charity-drive-prize-giveaway/ and I, as someone who has Asperger syndrome my self wanted to thank you for that commitment. Its was nice to read about that because Autism and the Asperger syndrome in particular is very underestimated in the U.S (and even gets ridiculed through the Media).

    Well thats all I wanted to say, sry for any typos or gramma mitakes english it not my nativ

  • MattHerrick

    January 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    How and when did you and James meet, and what do you think of his films?

  • PaulaN

    January 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    You two are a”DORK”able :D

  • JessicaTheMouse

    January 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Hey, as a fellow female it’s nice to meet you! I don’t know how many female fans there are, so I’m probably sounding like an idiot, but I do know that there isn’t any women on this site. Which there should be! So good on you. My question would be: What do you and James like to do together (sports, games, etc.) and what do you do for a living?

  • LetsPlayFF7

    January 7, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Speaking of the TMNT Pizza Party video, I remember seeing you in that passing out the slices. Is that the only video you`ve been in or has there been cameos elsewhere?

  • logoshunter

    January 7, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Is there going to be a nerd jr. any soon? ;)

  • Inspector Butters

    January 7, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Nice to meet you Mrs. Nerd! How are you today?

    Are you a Jersey native as well? If so, are you more “Dirty Jers” or “No, we don’t all have that accent.” ? (take it easy Jersey natives, it’s just for giggles. I like your state. Really!)

    Are you excited to be living in LA for a while? And if so, what are you looking forward to most about it?

  • cebulips9

    January 7, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    My question is: WTF IS UP WITH THAT PICTURE? James has an idiotic doofus smile on his face, you you look like you hate your life.

  • PDL

    January 7, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    adorable.

    Whats your favorite videogame, Mrs. Nerd? ..or least…

  • Prophet Wing

    January 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Nice to meet you, Mrs. Rolfe. (May I call you that, since I know the man behind the nerd as well?)

    First and second, I’m all for hearing your perspective on the experience.

    Second-and-a-half, the female perspective is a very excellent idea. Your intervention on the potential sausage fest may have prevented the “wurst” from happening. (Sorry about that, I can’t resist a good – or bad, depending on whose side you’re on – pun.)

    Third, not that I think it’s a bad thing for James to take a break once in a while, I just think his constant output shows one heck of a work ethic. Methinks the teachers molded him a little too well. (Insert your own Pink Floyd joke here.)

    Fourth, I’m looking forward to seeing your art and stories, as an aspiring comic writer/artist myself.

    Thanks for lending an ear, best of wishes to you and yours,

    Trevor “Prophet Wing” Rockett

  • Turbo_Toaster

    January 7, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    do you find that sharing james with mike sexually is a problem?

  • USAllard

    January 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    How long after you were married to the Nerd did you find out it was actually just an act by a regular guy named James?

  • KurtisAnderson

    January 7, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Awww

    Figured he had been married. In one of his off nerd persona videos he was wearing a ring…
    :)

  • TwistedSpeech

    January 7, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    You know, I find it very odd that you [Mrs. Rolfe] would post this on James’ website and state that you want to do a Q&A and yet you haven’t answered any of the questions proposed to you below. I think it’s rather unfair of you to ask us to ask questions but to not reply to anyone’s questions, which would fulfill your obligation in the answering portion of this so-called Q&A. It just seems kind of rude and disrespectful to me to not reply. I hope that today you will answer the questions proposed by the fans below because otherwise what was the point of saying you wanted to start a Q&A if you had no intentions of responding to begin with? And no, I don’t have any questions, but I do feel the others here have a right to have their questions answered since you proposed the Q&A to us to begin with.

    • Storm101

      January 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm

      @TwistedSpeech Lol chill out, she probably intends to answer them in an entirely new article today or tomorrow once nearly everyone has got a chance to ask something.

    • gamez

      January 7, 2012 at 2:47 pm

      The thing is that to answer the questions she’s going to have to read the comments. And some of these coments are really disrespectful and rude. Especially the one from that Elvira dude. @TwistedSpeech

      • TwistedSpeech

        January 7, 2012 at 2:51 pm

        @gamez I was just pointing out the obvious. And yeah, I saw that. That can be ignored. Some people just want to be dicks because they think it makes them stronger doing so.

      • USAllard

        January 7, 2012 at 2:53 pm

        @gamez@TwistedSpeech I think the Elvira dude is just extremely jealous. He thought one day he could have James for himself. Now his dreams are shattered and his heart is broken. So he lashed out at her. We all feel sad for him, just let him be.

    • Luenchhausen

      January 7, 2012 at 2:54 pm

      @TwistedSpeech never thought about the possibility that she will gather the questions to ansewer them in a new post?

      • TwistedSpeech

        January 7, 2012 at 2:58 pm

        @Luenchhausen Yes, thought about it, and yet nothing has been posted as such. Also, why not say that at the end instead of leading people on to believe that she would reply to everyone, or as many as possible.

      • Luenchhausen

        January 7, 2012 at 7:29 pm

        @TwistedSpeech becouse her post is Not that old and many people are still posting questions. but more important is that you just rant about her post with no other purpose.

    • Devil_Rising

      January 7, 2012 at 3:08 pm

      @TwistedSpeech Some people on the internet feel damn entitled, no? Seems like you fit the bill, Broski. She didn’t have to ever come into our view, as fans, of James’ life at all. Any idiot knew he’s been married for years (hence the RING on his finger). But there are two possibilities that exist in answer to your rather childish rant? A) She doesn’t spend ALL DAY on the internet like SOME people do *hint hint*.B) Maybe, some of the questions being put forth, are so stupid, that she doesn’t feel like answering them. Quite frankly, with clowns like you hanging around demanding shit after only her first public “Appearance” to us fans, I wouldn’t blame her not to answer hardly any of them. She’s not obligated to do a damn thing, you know. So anything us fans get out of her regarding James, her life with James, herself, etc…..is pure bonus, and completely up to her. So calm down. And get a life. Toodles!

      • Devil_Rising

        January 7, 2012 at 3:10 pm

        @TwistedSpeech P.S. Sorry if I come off like a jerk. But seriously, being rude and demanding is not going to make her probably feel like doing anything for our benefit. So people around here might want to try chilling out and growing up.

      • TwistedSpeech

        January 7, 2012 at 3:13 pm

        @Devil_Rising Thanks ass hole, I’ll keep your douchie remarks in mind, okay broski?

      • Devil_Rising

        January 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm

        @TwistedSpeech Thanks for your time, I try. :-D And please…it’s “asshole”. One word. Not two. Cheers!

      • gamez

        January 7, 2012 at 3:42 pm

        Toodles? Do you plan on visiting the Queen to have a cup of tea? That was a pretty homosexual moment you had there@Devil_Rising @TwistedSpeech

  • Javeliin

    January 7, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    @TwistedSpeech

    I’m pretty sure that she’s reading the questions and then making a new post about the questions she wants to answer, rather than replying right on the comments. This way everyone gets to see what she replies and she won’t have to answer twice to every questions since most are asked multiple times.

    As a sidenote: Why have some people been so biased about the Nerd not being married when it’s actually been a known fact for years. In the fall of 2007 he made a post about it in Rocky fashion “I just got a lil married”. Maybe it was on the old site and it’s been in the bit-trash for years. This was somewhere between the 2007 Halloween Nerd-episodes (& 1st Monster Madness) and the Dragon’s Lair video.

    • TwistedSpeech

      January 7, 2012 at 3:01 pm

      @Javeliin I actually think that video is up on here somewhere. This is still the same IP address, just remodeled face is all. Yeah, I knew he was married years ago. He’s stated it several times in comments to people bitching about his work. Why is there a mystery about him being married? I have no clue.

  • koopafruit

    January 7, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    dude! ur wifes fit man!

  • AlphonseElric

    January 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    your husband is so damn funny, have you ever watched him while he makes one of those videos behind the scenes?, I can imagine everyone behind the scenes laughing like crazy

  • swarginverg

    January 7, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    How did you two meet?

  • Darkharbinger

    January 7, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Well this is a refreshing bit of news, after a LOT of youtube speculation on the subject now we know…

  • SailorRipley

    January 7, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    What is your favorite color?

    • metalcommand

      January 8, 2012 at 5:23 am

      @SailorRipley Blue, no I mean YELLLO——————-*screams in terror*

  • SailorRipley

    January 7, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    Have you ever participated in any of the Nerd videos?

  • January 7, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    I’ve got a question about the actual location spots for the Nerd videos. In the first chunk of the series, the “game cave” seemed to be in an upstairs area. But later on, it moved to a basement type place. Out of curiosity, did you guys move or was there serious space issues involving your living quarters? Or it might be another reason altogether. Just wondering, though.

  • January 7, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Teheheh…you are really cool, and I think that I’m one of the 10th female following James.

    I liked a lot your review(?), writing (?).

    And I laughed hard at the beginning…you’re great!I bet that the movie is worth to wait…and I love all Jame’s works ^_^

    For the question: mmmh…at the moment it popped in my mind only one (silly) question: are you going to end in the AVGN movie?

  • ChrisJamesBudgell

    January 7, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    i sort of knew james was married after the accidently youtube profile search back when he wasnt that big yet but i could swear you were blonde in some picture from this site long time ago as well as the turtle pizza video though but i see your hair in the picture looks dyed so its probably true maybe

    p.s i find girls with glasses cute :P

  • January 7, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Mrs. Nerd I just asking this since I am curious. Well Mike and you be in James’s movie?

  • January 7, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Mrs. Nerd I just want to ask this question to you since I am curious. Will Mike Matei and you be in James’s movie?

  • jerseys

    January 7, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    a

  • jerseys

    January 7, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Wow, if your main selling point is that you’re a female, then I have no respect for you. Also, not everything needs a “woman’s perspective”. How would you feel if you opened a women’s magazine and inside an editor would say “it’s such a cuntfest here, so here are articles on football, beer and fast cars to present men’s perspective”?

    • Shin_Toji

      January 7, 2012 at 5:04 pm

      @jerseys You are a fucking moron. She clearly stated that their videos on the site were male bias in the past, but as things grow in the site she hopes to add her perspective. Way to be fucking bottom of the bucket shit stain.

    • Begemot

      January 7, 2012 at 10:15 pm

      She’s not offering her perspective to you, she’s offering it to the small (but growing) female fan base. Or did you just really want an excuse to write the word ‘cuntfest’?

      ~ One of the 10 Female Fans (meaning I have a cunt, Dickless).@jerseys

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 6:08 pm

      @jerseys Her main selling point is that she is an intelligent and beautiful woman married to James, dickwad. She lives with THE MAN. She can give a unique perspective that no one else can.

  • FardinJavanmard

    January 7, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    i think at some point, james mentioned that he had a wife in one of his posts here on his site…anyway i got a question about the movie :) will mike matei kyle justin and kevin finn all be in the movie!? :)

  • CalrissianFoxxSteele

    January 7, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    I’ve always wanted you to come out and talk. It’s nice to see you finally did.

    I can’t wait to hear more. Just to hear a different perspective on the life with the cinemassacre regulars and james himself of course. Nevermind that comment below from “jersey”. He’s just jealous he’s not married to James. :p

    Can’t wait to see more stories, I bet you have some funny and interesting stuff. :)

  • Dashhx3

    January 7, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Can you and James get a divorce so I can marry him plz? Also, as a female myself, I completely disagree with another female perspective on it, the utter nerdiness and sausagefest is the main reason why I love it! I suppose anything’s fine as long as the site isn’t pink or some shit. But I DO believe the site needs room for moar hot guys such as Mike and James! I’d like to keep other girls as far away as possible:3

    • gamez

      January 7, 2012 at 5:31 pm

      Meow rawrrrrrrr, this is when girls go from kittens to lions. Lol! @Dashhx3

  • OneDimensionalMan

    January 7, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Awesome, I have a question Mrs. Nerd! Are you or James Marxists? Or at all sympathetic to communism? Are you two at all political? lol I wonder if this will get a response…?

  • Faygris

    January 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Dammit.. a nerd’s wife is cute and funny? I think I’m gonna kill myself.

  • codename77

    January 7, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    I’m sure that’s a video with James wearing a gold ring… It’s cool to know that James is not alone to do all things he do, sometimes it must be hard, but fucking good for us, he have someone who give him strenght to give us the coolest retro-test videos of the world, a funny “you know what’s bullshit”+”boardjames” and all that he share with us. So we have to thanks Mrs.Nerd for all. And sorry for my basic english…

    • Wax_On_Wax_Off

      January 7, 2012 at 6:08 pm

      @codename77 if you look his ring is actually, silver

  • codename77

    January 7, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    I’m sure that’s a video with James wearing a gold ring… It’s cool to know that James is not alone to do all things he do, sometimes it must be hard, but fucking good for us, he have someone who give him strenght to give us the coolest retro-test videos of the world, a funny “you know what’s bullshit”+”boardjames” and all that he share with us. So we have to thanks Mrs.Nerd for all. And sorry for my basic english…

  • jerrysandusky

    January 7, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    looks like the wife wants some attention.

    • ROFL

      January 7, 2012 at 6:58 pm

      @jerrysandusky Jerry, I think you can teach her a lesson.

  • MartinTollberg

    January 7, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Hello Mrs. Rolfe, I’m Martin a fan of your husband’s work. I got a lot in common with James that we could be good friends. Anyway before I get to my question I would like to say you remind me of my girl friend a lot. Just by the picture I can already see you two are a great couple. My question is what do you love about James the most?

  • Dashx3

    January 7, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    He looks so happy in the picture, but what happend to you lol. The contrast is funny.

  • aL3891

    January 7, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    as a hard core cinemassacre fan, james being arried is no news to me, mike reported him being on honey moon a few years back and there mrs nerd was also in a photo of james and some other celeb that was posted on the site ;)

    here’s a question, what is your name? simply being called mrs nerd is not really “doing your thing” ;)

  • January 7, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Ahhh, she speaks! Awesome!

    Well, since you brought it up, I guess my question is, what IS the craziest thing you’ve seen? That is appropriate to share, obviously. :p

  • Jollemi

    January 7, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Behind all great men is a great woman. Keep supporting James on his endeavours, thanks for your support in the background!

    Which reminds me that I need to purchase the new nerd DVD as soon as I get back to my home country of Funland from Oz.

  • Thrashing Deth

    January 7, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Hey Mrs. Rolfe, I apologize if this question gets too personal but I was wondering do you two have kids? Maybe a nerd Jr.? Or if there’s no kids then why not?

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 6:05 pm

      @Thrashing Deth As a married women with no kids, I personally hate the “why not” question. Did you ever stop and think that maybe that answer is painful? /endrant

  • HotShotQc

    January 7, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    Hi Mrs. Rolfe. First of all it’s an honor for us to get to know you at last. My big question is :

    Is James a good handyman? Also, have you ever got into a fight about him being too busy with his projects or not doing enough housework? Thanks for your time ^^’

  • Rohipnol

    January 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    Hi =).

    I am one of ten women on this site. Besides, I live in Russia.

    Good luck)

  • ROFL

    January 7, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    … I’d hit it.

  • Rohipnol

    January 7, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    April, I’m your fan: D

  • mitchschaft

    January 7, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    When are you 2 having kids? :D

  • FrizzleFry

    January 7, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    Hey, nice to hear from you Mrs. Rolfe, and gratz James!

    I’ve been following the work of your husband since I discovered the first Bible Games video, 5 years ago. I’m very interested to see where the future will take him.

    As for my question, I’d like to know for how long you dated him before getting married.

    Also, it’d be cool to see your artwork and drawings, if you want to share them with us.

    I wish you both the best and good luck with the AVGN movie!

  • JayRothelsburger

    January 7, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Actually, This question doesn’t have much to do with AVGN being married. It’s personally none of my business. I do have one question for you that is sort of off topic. I’ll use this reply to ask it. May I ask about your house? I’ve always been curious because I notice most of the videos are in a finished basement. Out of curiosity, how many square feet is the finished part of the basement itself? If it is more than just the “family room” where the videos are shot, what other rooms are finished and contained within the basement itself?

    Thank you for your consideration of a reply.

  • AaronNealWise

    January 7, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    hey ive been watching these videos since i was little (18 now), and i gotta say your lucky your husband show such devotion and hard work to anything. I dont think Id ever be able to work this hard on anything in my life. In his videos he has stated that he has loved film making since his childhood, My question is how did James invent the nerd as a character and why did he choose this project over others?

  • RonnieEdwards

    January 7, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    Are you into video games at all? Were you into videogames before you met James?

  • Devil_Rising

    January 7, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    Some of the people in here…I swear, lol. How embarrassing the internet can be some times, for the human race. ;-)

  • MatthiasMeuer

    January 7, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Cool move of you to introduce yourself now, Mrs. Nerd!

    I’m gonna list my questions for a better overview. Some of them probably got asked a thousand times already; I’m sorry for that. :D

    - Where/How did you meet? (And how was you first reaction to James’ obession with retro games?)

    - What’s your favorite retro console/game?

    - Nintendo or Sega?

    - Old games or new games?

    - Did you influence your husbands work in any way at any point?

    - What is your favorite AVGN episode?

    - Did ever someone find out your exact address and visit you by surprise?

    - Do you share your husbands taste in movies/games/music?

    I highly appreciate your plans for the website and can’t wait for your next posts!

    Sincerely,

    Matthias.

  • Xtremo

    January 7, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    This “unique perspective”-thing is a great idea! Thank you for this and all the best for you two. :D

  • TAPETRVE

    January 7, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    Funny… Only a few days ago I thought to myself: “Obviously James does well to keep his dear lady out of the ruckus, but I still wonder how he gets his private life in line with his doing as a filmmaker, being married and shit.” Now the Missus explains herself, how awesome is that :-D .

  • yoikaboika

    January 7, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Thank you MIKE MATEI!!!

    For doing the honourable grand job of siphering out the questions for Mrs Rolfe!

    You rule!!!

  • gvb118

    January 7, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    I already knew James was married, but I haven’t heard much about Mrs. Rolfe, so this will be interesting.

    My question is… do you have a favorite film?

  • gvb118

    January 7, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    I already knew James was married, but I haven’t heard much about Mrs. Rolfe, so this will be interesting.

    My question is… do you have a favorite film?

  • ROFL

    January 7, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    Tits or GTFO?

  • CodyKluesner

    January 7, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    How do you handle the Madness

  • jigglyclops

    January 7, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Hey there Mrs. Rolfe! I wondered if we would ever hear from you. Are you studying or working? Do you enjoy movies as much as your husband? Are you into non-casual games? And if possible what’s your first name?

    Feel free to answer whatever you like or nothing at all! Still your interest in the site and James’ fans is appreciated.

  • yoikaboika

    January 7, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Ah!! Right, a question!

    Question:

    General:

    What is your relationship to video games? What would be your favourites?

    What music do you like?

    What TV-shows do you like?

    What anime do you like?

    What is your favourite movie by James Rolfe?

    If you could quote James on one thing, what would it be?

    Personal:

    What is the name of your cat?

    Have you ever starred in Mr Rolfe’s film?

    What was the original somewhat “pickup-line” between Mr & Mrs Rolfe which brought fate to the two?

    I’m guessing it wasn’t “Show me those extra bits you’ve been hiding in that cartridge”

  • peacocksandwhich

    January 7, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Whats your favorite movie?

  • LonnieRayVaile

    January 7, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    Take this as a question or not, Why do you not look very happy in your picture? O.o

  • yoikaboika

    January 7, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Ah!! Right, a question!

    Question:

    General:

    What is your relationship to video games? What would be your favourites?

    What music do you like?

    What TV-shows do you like?

    What anime do you like?

    What is your favourite movie by James?

    If you could quote James on one thing, what would it be?

    Personal:

    What is the name of your cat? And which one of you is the original owner? Who named him/her?

    Have you ever starred in Mr Rolfe’s film?

    What was the original somewhat “pickup-line” between Mr & Mrs Rolfe which brought about the fate of the two of you?

    Please tell us the story of how you two met!

    You look great in your picture!

  • atari2600a

    January 7, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    @Kiarachu no you’re out of my age-range remember?

    • January 8, 2012 at 5:54 am

      Ah-ah-ah…ok…I will rephrase my answer/comment: I wasn’t like that even at that age. @atari2600a

  • atari2600a

    January 7, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    @gamez it’s a genuine question, don’t make it weird by being a dick about it.

  • TheSadisticBoot

    January 7, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    Do you have any interesting stories related to any of James’ films/shows/etc?

  • WWE_Smark

    January 7, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    @VintageBailey So, he finally showed his wife! LOL

  • CoolAndy45

    January 7, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    What is your favorite movie and/or video game? (Answer one or both)

  • CoolAndy45

    January 7, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    What is your favorite movie and/or video game? (Answer one or both)

  • VintageBailey

    January 7, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    You look like someone who does not like a lot of toilet humor. I mean I myself think it is funny to a point, but I know James does say the most outlandish shit in his videos(Mostly AVGN). Does he warn you of when he says something about diarrhea or other body excrements and you just avoid it or is it something you don’t mind as much?

    • Devil_Rising

      January 7, 2012 at 11:17 pm

      @VintageBailey lol How can you get what kind of humor she likes by one picture?

    • Devil_Rising

      January 7, 2012 at 11:17 pm

      @VintageBailey lol How can you get what kind of humor she likes by one picture?

    • VintageBailey

      January 8, 2012 at 12:38 am

      @VintageBailey I don’t know why I wrote the first sentence. I should’ve just said “are you ever bothered by the toilet humor in some of his videos?” instead I baffled on like an idiot lol.

  • ConroyHolds

    January 7, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    I can just see it now…… YOU KNOW WHATS BULLLLLSHIIIIITTTTT? changing diapers..

  • Dradeeus

    January 7, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    I was always curious about your cats. They’ve had cameos in James’ videos, but they’ve always been referred to as “the cat.” What are their names?

    • Doogrisa

      January 7, 2012 at 10:35 pm

      @Dradeeus

      The cats names are Boo and Yeti.

  • VitorDallAcqua

    January 7, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Does James uses more of his money on his collections than buying presents for you?

  • BenObbyRyan

    January 7, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    What was it like meeting Doug Walker?

  • DaveMcGrath

    January 7, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    James and Rob Zombie have something in common… Gorgeous wives! XD Seriously though hooray for all the nerds out there who manage to find each other! Yay!

  • wilhitewarrior

    January 7, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    You’re a lucky guy, James. Mrs Nerd, youre a very pretty lady. And no im not an internet perv, its just a simple compliment :)

    And ever since I knew of your existence Ive always wanted to see some stuff from you and kinda wondered why we never had but I’m glad you’re tossing in your two cents :)

  • Leathco

    January 7, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    How has James success affected family time? Has the success been a mixed blessing?

  • Venkman

    January 7, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    right on. u guys look really good 2gether,happy for the both of ya. Good job Jimmy-boy!

  • SkiddDog

    January 7, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    This doesn’t come as a surprise really, me and my wife always see a ring on his finger during board james, and a select few others.. so we had already figured he was married. But yeah, both me and my wife LOVE watching his videos, so there definitely are female viewers. Keep up the great work, both of you!

    Maybe we can submit some of our own fan artwork sometime?

  • BeauSafford

    January 8, 2012 at 12:03 am

    Aw, and just like that my dreams of bedding the nerd are crushed; gay men everywhere let out a small whimper. Shame,shame.

    • Lensja

      January 8, 2012 at 5:12 am

      @BeauSafford hah god i laught :D

  • January 8, 2012 at 12:17 am

    Question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a grease truck sandwich?

    • wilhitewarrior

      January 8, 2012 at 12:19 am

      @wdsmathers YOU find out. :P

      • January 8, 2012 at 12:21 am

        @wilhitewarrior

        Touche. That was very good.

  • Dück

    January 8, 2012 at 12:41 am

    lol @ “caucasion sausage fest” – classic. I like her already.

  • Grandkey

    January 8, 2012 at 12:50 am

    Mrs.Nerd is long overdue for a part in the avgn. Maybe she can be a female version of your character

  • January 8, 2012 at 12:54 am

    so do u actualy play video games ? or just sorta got into it bcos of james. i tells ya i wouldnt be suprised , i got back into gaming pretty much from watchin james vids, he brought back the nostalgia for me, and he is very entertaining. do u have a web site for your art? id love to see it, i myself am a musician and write and produce stuff and make clips to the songs i do

    http://www.youtube.com/user/lieinroses?feature=mhee

    yes. i cant wait for the movie

  • MRCAB

    January 8, 2012 at 1:00 am

    My girlfriend could care less about anything AVGN related but for some odd reason this has been the one bit of info she’s been bugging me about over the years. ‘Is James married?’ Now she knows…

  • MRCAB

    January 8, 2012 at 1:08 am

    Oh, okay, I have a question: is this the most commented on video on Cinemassacre? There’s an adage that’s been around for a while now that if you place a girl in your video [thumbnail, post with a pic, etc.] that the viewership/readership increases. Presumably if it’s a sausage oriented site.

  • DanielAmaral

    January 8, 2012 at 1:09 am

    So…Will Nerd Jr. grace this world anytime soon?

    • Olivania

      January 8, 2012 at 9:28 am

      @DanielAmaral If there was a Nerd Jr. Mike would have to leave :-(

  • Sabin

    January 8, 2012 at 1:13 am

    Hi! i’m so glad to know that you finally come to light! im a huge fan of your husband and i’m glad to know that the person who is by his side seems to be a lovely wife and a very nice person. I have only one question (well i have a lot but for now only one), how is to be married to someone like James (a creative nerd guy who has a lot of talent in cine and of course, a videogame fannatic)? Also i would love to know some things about you and James like what kind of games both of you play (in the case that you do), if you work, in what area, etc…

    By the way, sorry for the english, im from Chile so…. i dont speak english at all too well.

    Saludos desde Chile! y mucha suerte con la gira!

  • Steven_Chappell

    January 8, 2012 at 1:31 am

    This is something I’ve definitely wondered as well. I assumed he had a secret girlfriend at least, but the Nerd being married is quite surprising. I guess my question is: Was your secrecy deliberate? Or was it just the by-product of not being a part of the videos?

  • RileySailer

    January 8, 2012 at 1:46 am

    Oh my god, you (Mrs. Nerd) are just adorable! I’ve always been curious about your thoughts on the things James does and talks about. It is so nice to know the mysterious woman at last!

  • Dolly Dagger

    January 8, 2012 at 1:48 am

    Yaaaaaay! April’s finally getting some action in the spotlight! (glee)

    And I would personally like to thank you for reaching out specifically to the female fans. We may be few, but we’re proud. Thanks for the shout out. :)

  • Shadowman222

    January 8, 2012 at 1:52 am

    Wow, I’m surprised that you are married. You are one lucky guy James and she’s one lucky gal.

  • kimberf

    January 8, 2012 at 2:03 am

    I loved the sausage fest comment!! And you guys are a cute couple!

  • DavidKociol

    January 8, 2012 at 2:09 am

    Do you feel that the production process for the episodes ever goes on too long? Like, does it ever get in the way of James’ and your careers, and such?

  • JoeKerr

    January 8, 2012 at 2:19 am

    how did you meet whit james, how long you been togeather and is truth that you helped doug walker (nostalgia critic) to tie his tie?

    • Jotodahan

      January 8, 2012 at 2:49 am

      @JoeKerr Yeah i was gonna ask the axact same thing ;)

  • Sun-Wukong

    January 8, 2012 at 2:52 am

    Whenever you said “caucasian sausage fest”, I swear I thought you were going to turn out to be black. Then I read the next line.

  • Pablo Soto

    January 8, 2012 at 3:15 am

    Hola, well before my question let me say i’m a big fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd, and here in Peru he has a great amount of fans waiting for the movie to release in our country!

    Now my question is, Are you planning to appear in the movie? as an extra at least?

    Thankssss

  • DarroM85

    January 8, 2012 at 3:29 am

    @EightBitWarrior Doesn’t look too happy in that photo!

  • VladieShark

    January 8, 2012 at 4:05 am

    Dear Mrs. Nerd,

    I just wanted to ask whether James’s work has ever gotten in the way of your relationship? Do you two manage to balance time or are you both just independent enough to go long times without serious interaction due to work? I ask because I have trouble finding time to work on my personal projects and keeping my girlfriend happy (that is, seeing her enough). Would love to hear about your experiences and any advice you might have. Thanks!

    -Vlad

  • Shirokurou

    January 8, 2012 at 4:11 am

    I actually knew of the fact that James was married, during way back in the time that Doug Walker said that he couldn’t tie his tie, neither could James, so “James’ wife” did it.

    Question: Can we have a general background info: education, work and etc

  • fireyfingersandwhich

    January 8, 2012 at 4:17 am

    If you don’t mind, how did you two meet? Like school, work, etc.

  • gnsquared

    January 8, 2012 at 4:19 am

    As one of the ten female viewers you mentioned, I’m very pleased to finally hear more from you. James seems like a fairly private person, so I’m excited to get a first hand account.

    My questions for you are as follows:

    What are your cats like, and how many do you have?

    Is James a neat freak, and does he let you help decorate? It seems like his various collections have somewhat taken over your home, or at least your living room and basement. I know my SO often gets annoyed with me when I get OCD about displaying my collections. If you were involved in the interior design at all, I’d like to say I’m very impressed!

  • lanceorr

    January 8, 2012 at 4:34 am

    Just one question, why do you not look happy in the picture??

  • lanceorr

    January 8, 2012 at 4:34 am

    Just one question, why do you not look happy in the picture??

  • twitrfacebook

    January 8, 2012 at 4:46 am

    Caucasian sausage fest. Nailed it.

  • brentdever

    January 8, 2012 at 4:58 am

    does he play a lot of video games as “James”? If so, do you feel like video games are a pointless waste of time?

  • DTT_PJ

    January 8, 2012 at 5:09 am

    Has James ever told you something that he was going to do and you just responded with “wat”?

  • spottedming

    January 8, 2012 at 6:19 am

    How/ where did you and james meet for the first time?

  • ias kenny

    January 8, 2012 at 6:43 am

    why is this important?

  • HowardTreesong

    January 8, 2012 at 7:04 am

    I can’t quite believe some of the things people are saying on here, hope you don’t regret making a public appearance. Does it bother you that complete strangers say “You’re married, why haven’t you had kids yet?” Because it cheeses me right off.

    Okay proper question, which interests do you share with James? Computer games, horror films? What are your favourite films?

    Also I see James has grown a beard recently, is this your preference? My wife approves. Was this your idea or his? Or is just too busy to shave these days?

  • MarcWarner

    January 8, 2012 at 7:16 am

    It’ll be interesting to get some in-site into the madness from another prospective.

    Hope to see more :)

  • Cowboy

    January 8, 2012 at 8:02 am

    Do you feel that the video games and the movies is occupying entire rooms in your house? Do you sometimes feel surrounded by nerdness?

  • xXxSAYAINxXx

    January 8, 2012 at 8:14 am

    Why do we need a female perspective?Will your “female” perspective be radically different?I honestly don’t see the purpose of this.

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:59 pm

      @xXxSAYAINxXx Note to self: Most people with DBZ related usernames have nothing to say.

  • enidthezombie

    January 8, 2012 at 8:34 am

    Well how exciting! I wonder: now that you’re establishing a presence on CM, will you do frequent updates and posts on nerd-ish things? What are your interests as far as gaming, film, nostalgia, etc goes? It might even be fun to just start your own blog site. I don’t know, that’s just what I’d do. Keeping up a good blog is a lot of work…

    Anyway, hi!

  • CoreyMcCallum

    January 8, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Awww…I WOULD LOVE IF YOU MADE AN APPEARANCE IN JAMES’ MOVIE, MRS. NERD!!!! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!!

  • mwhitener

    January 8, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Mrs. Nerd,

    Your Husband has a very “broad” taste in movies. A lot of them I agree with but some are really out there. Do you share in his taste and what your favorite: movies, genres, etc?

  • Olivania

    January 8, 2012 at 9:30 am

    What did your parents think/feel when they first met James? And what did they say when they heard him swearing for the first time?

    • hunter

      January 8, 2012 at 10:35 am

      @Olivaniaif their anything like us they laugth

  • January 8, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Your face looks familiar… Have we seen you before in one of Cinemassacre’s movies?

  • williamschar

    January 8, 2012 at 10:20 am

    This is the nicest comment blog i’ve ever read. I’m amazed that i’ve only read (haven’t read the whole thing) one or two commenters have taken issue with the topics of diversity and sausage fests (as it were). You go Cinemassacre fans for being quality broads and blokes for welcoming Mrs. Nerd. My only questions are… What is your name? Or do you prefer to be called Mrs. Nerd for the time being?

  • not Joe

    January 8, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Does James know how to douggie?

    • hunter

      January 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

      @not Joe yes cuz all the bitches love him

  • HiddenChimera

    January 8, 2012 at 10:51 am

    She looks absolutely thrilled in the picture.

  • January 8, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Welcome, Mrs. Nerd!

    - Would you ever consider doing your own video posts, or just in text?

    - Besides talking about cinemassacre.com related topics, will you be covering any unique topics of your own?

    - How did you and James meet, and how long have you both been married?

    - If you and James have kids someday, would you consider baby names such as Mario or Samus?

    - Are you as much of a fan of gaming and movies as James? If so, what are some of your favorites?

    - Will you make a cameo in the AVGN movie?

    - What is your first name?

    - Would you ever consider talking about your favorite foods to cook, or posting some of your artwork for us to see?

    - If you could have your own show on cinemassacre.com, what would it be about, and what type of character would you play as, if any?

    Good luck to you and james! I wish you many happy years together!

  • aangderavatar

    January 8, 2012 at 11:04 am

    I was not suprised that James is married. For those who want to know her name she is credited at the end of the Crazy Castle video. Besides I wish u have at least a walkby cameo in the movie. Q and A :

    -What are your least favourite houshold chores?

    -Do you like pudding ? What is your favourite flavour ?

    -May I also know what is your job ?

    • Wallace

      January 8, 2012 at 5:28 pm

      @aangderavatar Seriously? lol

  • SomeFinnishGuy

    January 8, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I did know James had a wife since he has mentioned you before but I didn’t know you had been together for so long. To tell you the truth I was kind of curious of what kind of person you were and if you were happy together with James. I can totally understand the feeling of wanting to keep a low profile and doing your own things off camera so I was a bit surprised you decided to openly write to the fanbase. It was a good read which answered some questions I had.

    Most women in the world would probably not be right for someone like James who seems to spend most of his time with his life passion of making all kinds of videos and movies and doesn’t really know the meaning of break. One would have to share his interest or just be an incredibly supportive and strong person. Perhaps both.

    I can’t really think of a question to ask at this point so I’ll just wish you and James all the best! Don’t overwork yourselves.

  • Acuzzam

    January 8, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Yeah actually Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic) had mentioned in one video that James was married and that Mrs. Nerd had to help him to tie his tie when they made tha final battle video in James house. But it’s good to finally see you posting here. I’m hoping for more =D

    (Sorry for any mistakes, english is not my native language)

  • AndreasPerssonFondell

    January 8, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Finally we get to see Mrs. Nerd!!! This will be awesome!

  • cristchr

    January 8, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Question #1: Do you enjoy being married to James?

    Question #2: Whats it like being Mrs. Nerd?

    Question #3: Do you like video games?

  • Timotion

    January 8, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    no offense, but i also don’t get this.

  • lenaandreia

    January 8, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    As one of the 10 females that frequent this site, I for one appreciate the feminine touch.

    My husband and I are big fans (in fact, your husband inspired us to finally take our game collecting seriously–our own “nerd cave” is starting to really take shape), and can’t wait for the movie!

  • redbarronpictures

    January 8, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    You mentioned how people enjoy behind the scenes would you consider doing a behind the scenes video blog?

  • DonSkiver

    January 8, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    I had to watch the turtles pizza taste test again just to see if she was there, and sure enough she was. I’ve suspected that James was married for a long time, since I noticed him wearing a wedding band since I don’t know when (I’ll probably rewatch all the episodes just to find out when) but its nice to finally get visual confirmation.

    What I would love to see is kind of a video diary of what the typical nerd week is like, everything from breakfast to dinner to everything in between. I would love to get an introspective into what its like to actually live with someone as zany as James…especially when he makes his films with all the blood and fake shit all over the place.

  • DBZMagus

    January 8, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    The last thing this site needs is a “feminine perspective.” It’s just a site about a guy that loves classic videogames and movies sharing his passion with the rest of us and adding some humor. Why does everything have to be “multicultural” and “diverse” now? There’s only one (sometimes two with Mike) guy that does 95% of the content, but because he happens to be white that’s suddenly a problem?

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:57 pm

      @DBZMagus It’s not a problem, you dumb prick. It is an observation. And, newflash, she is Jame’s wife. She has way more of a right to be here than you. I know that probably fucks with your delicate entitled sensibilities, but it is true. Get over it.

      • DBZMagus

        January 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm

        @AmberRoseKreft Entitled? You don’t know me bitch, don’t assume that you do. Speaking of entitled, you don’t get to tell people who has a right to be here and who doesn’t until you’re the one paying the bandwidth costs for the site.

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm

        @DBZMagus I extend my profound thank you for that comment which proves my point entirely. Have a good day, sir.

  • DBZMagus

    January 8, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    The last thing this site needs is a “feminine perspective.” It’s just a site about a guy that loves classic videogames and movies sharing his passion with the rest of us and adding some humor. Why does everything have to be “multicultural” and “diverse” now? There’s only one (sometimes two with Mike) guy that does 95% of the content, but because he happens to be white that’s suddenly a problem?

    • LauraGonzalez

      January 8, 2012 at 3:15 pm

      @DBZMagus It must be hard to just overlook and skip her posts. Same for the others, since they’re different people they work on a different schedule meaning that adding her on the site will not affect when an AVGN video comes out.Seriously, your complaint is laughable. And if “everything” has to be “multicultural” and “diverse” it might be because a big majority of people have come to accept that not everyone is a white male and appreciate diversity.

      • JoshuaLeeBuch

        January 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm

        @LauraGonzalez@DBZMagus I agree with dbz and diversity is great but HAVING to be diverse is stupid. Its hypocritical to whine about there not being multi ethnic people on the site or just men. You give the impressions that the site is wrong for not having some type of TOKEN minority person to appease idiots like you. Frankly it is ignorant and foolish to think the way you do. If he had a black friend on the site who cares? The site doesn’t become any better or worse because the guy is black, good people would judge him on his comedy/acting but fools like you would think he’s great cause he’s black. Go vote for obama some more to prove you aren’t racist even though you’re losing money from your own pocket because of it. You’re the reason we have useless token black characters in games like sazh for instance in ff13 who do nothing for the plot but keep QQ liberals at bay and don’t have funny black characters who fit the part like barret in ff7. Now realize that you’ve said “this site has a problem because there are only white people on it” and see how hypocritical and foolish you look. That is laughable. If the site attracts white males then it attracts white males. WHOCARES, stop being a racist. I say good day to you.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 4:50 pm

        @JoshuaLeeBuch@LauraGonzalez@DBZMagus

        I’m not sure..just how stupid you are. All your comments I’ve read are the kinda of things the rest of the world laughs at.I don’t think she really means anything about the audience and the term caucasian sausage fest clearly makes it a joke. secondly she isn’t posting cause there HAS to be diversty she’s posting cause she wants to. now the choice falls into your hand mr smart arse. are you going to just skip her posts if you don’t like them or keep “QQing”

      • DBZMagus

        January 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm

        @LauraGonzalez Considering you just accused me of being a racist and I have an African wife and am the proud father of a biracial baby boy, I just had a nice big belly laugh at your post. Thank you, you’ve made a fool out of yourself on the internet.

  • DAN2CARL

    January 8, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    YES! So glad to finally hear from the Woman behind the nerd! What’s the craziest thing James hasn’t gotten you to do for one of his projects?Also, who’s nerdier? He may have you beat when it comes to Nintendo and probably movies, but there has to be some area where you out nerd him. Perhaps a comic book or anime affinity?

  • Mac_Guffin

    January 8, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    I’m not sure if this was asked, but what drew you to James? What made you fall for him?

  • omart3

    January 8, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    probably inappropriate but, how’s James in the sack?

  • JoshuaLeeBuch

    January 8, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Caucasian sausage fest? oh god she’s one of those liberal chicks isn’t she. Who cares if its predominately white guys watching AVGN? Does that mean James is going to start rapping in his videos to appeal to the black demographic? I guess this site is becoming more of a forums thing but I miss the past years of AVGN. The videos are becoming more geared towards entertainment then to actual reviews and I really enjoyed the equilibrium James struck pre 2010. He should really just make the dang movies/videos and say bah humbug to the community aspect. His wife coming into this is probably only going to stir up a bunch of trolling and you can tell she sounds pretty opinionated and voiceful.

    • Obzcure

      January 8, 2012 at 4:52 pm

      @JoshuaLeeBuch she didn’t mean the audience.. for christ sake. If it’s not the bible you conservatives can’t read!? (sorry just wanted to join your dumb game). You’re tje one being opinionated.

  • SeanFrye

    January 8, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Well it is definitely clear to me that it is a Caucasian sausage fest in all the videos I have seen, but I can’t speak for them all since I haven’t watched too many of the homemade short films.

    I thought the fans were more diverse myself. A friend of mine who is black has watched AVGN from time to time. Okay, my friend is half black, so yeah, he is still part Caucasian so I guess that would still make it a Caucasian sausage fest.

  • TerrifyerX07

    January 8, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Oh and if it hasn’t already been asked… How much of your input goes into cinemassacre or any of James’ videos?

  • gamez

    January 8, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    Why sausage fest?I prefer the term swinging dick club.

  • gamez

    January 8, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I prefer the term swinging dick club.

  • MECHAGARY

    January 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    O.K. For what it’s worth, here’s my take on this whole diversity thing. I think Mrs. Nerd was just making an observation. I hope. I don’t think this site was EVER intended to exclude anybody. It just is what it is, and it just so happens that white males are more drawn to this sort of thing than others. Does that make it wrong? That’s a ridiculous idea to even entertain. ANYBODY is welcome to join, and add comments, as long as they’re respectful ones. I’ve actually heard some pretty nasty ones aimed at Mrs. Nerd, and quite frankly, I’m appalled. But anyway, the site, the videos, the movie reviews, etc… They just are what they are, and nobody should feel bad about how the chips fall, as far as viewership, demographics, whatever.

    That’s my 2 cents.

    • Obzcure

      January 8, 2012 at 4:59 pm

      @MECHAGARY I don’t think she meant the audience but the content. That the content is just white guys talking. and do any of us here just read or watch stuff with only white men in it? ofcourse not. Anyone of any skin colour or gender likes diversity in their entertainment. shes doing it so the website has something different. How exactly does her presence suddenly mean that the nerd fan base is more diverse. The fact is it’s a site about video games so I’m sure the main audience is young males, of any colour. Females sadly will be left out. Not all though. And sure it may be nice for them to read from someone they can more connect with. But again its about site content not membership

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 5:53 pm

        I think also, the humor is more geared to younger males, and there’s nothing wrong with that either. My son, and I have laughed our asses off at some of this stuff, but we both love The Three Stooges too! I have yet to find any female who loves The Stooges. Just difference of taste, I suppose. @Obzcure

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 6:28 pm

        @MECHAGARY@Obzcure As there will be things they love that we don’t get. Case in point. I’m stil a huge wrestling fan. My Girlfriend doesn’t get it at all, but then switches over to the Kardashians. It’s just the way we work. Ultimately though I think if all you have to eat is chocolate you get tired of it so having something new on this site is only good. I’ve loved the Motherfucker Mike vids, because they were something new. Whether I enjoy Mrs. Nerds contribution to the site time will tell.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 6:28 pm

        @MECHAGARY@Obzcure As there will be things they love that we don’t get. Case in point. I’m stil a huge wrestling fan. My Girlfriend doesn’t get it at all, but then switches over to the Kardashians. It’s just the way we work. Ultimately though I think if all you have to eat is chocolate you get tired of it so having something new on this site is only good. I’ve loved the Motherfucker Mike vids, because they were something new. Whether I enjoy Mrs. Nerds contribution to the site time will tell.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 6:34 pm

        @Obzcure I agree brother. Oh how I do agree. I like Wrestling too, but instead of changing the channel to the Kardashians, my ex- girlfriend would lean more toward Project Runway. Seems like what I was watching was painful to her, and what she wanted to watch absolutely killed me. I tried to explain to her, that most women love Soap Operas,, right? Then I said that Wrestling is SOO much better because it’s nothing but a Soap Opera, where the actors get to beat the snot out of each other!!! How cool is that!!! She didn’t get it.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 7:02 pm

        @MECHAGARY Exactly! It makes more sense than drama shows. Someone steals someones girlfriend. They settle it in a tables match!

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 7:31 pm

        @Obzcure I beg to differ my friend, and realize I’m veering way off topic at this point, but who cares. I’d much rather see a good old fashion Ladder Match!! Yeah!!! ala Shawn Micheals vs. Razor Ramon? Does Wrestlemania 10 ring a bell? Hmmm? Awesome. My favorite match,,, ever.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDFGbaGgkew

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 8:56 pm

        @MECHAGARY Thats a point, and ladder matches are the only “gimmick” matches that are still really amazing

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 5:54 pm

        @MECHAGARY@Obzcure *shyly raises her hand* I love The Three Stooges. I can’t decide if I like Shemp or Curly more though…

      • MECHAGARY

        January 17, 2012 at 8:15 pm

        @AmberRoseKreft@Obzcure Shemp?,, Curly? That’s a tough choice. I can’t decide. They both were so damned funny!

        To be honest though,, Larry was my favorite! He kills me!!

  • Wallace

    January 8, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    First time poster here! Huge fan, but never got around to commenting. Been watching James’ videos for a couple years now. My partner and I are huge fans and we love how the site has expanded (Motherfuckin’ Mondays are great!).

    I think it’s a great idea to bring another perspective to Cinemassacre. Looking forward to seeing more content :)

  • itscmillertime

    January 8, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    I have the same birthday as your husband

  • January 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    I feel like Cinemassacre has just jumped the shark… but you know what? I’m not gonna bail. I’ll jump that damn shark with ya bro! Fuck it!

  • LewisKinnaird

    January 8, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    Do you feel your lifestyle has changed at all since James began making his Nerd videos on a more regular basis and became an ‘Internet Celebrity’? If yes: In what way and how do you feel about it?

  • Nickingzis

    January 8, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Welcome Mrs Nerd! it’s nice to here from the lady behind the legend,

    Quick question: So on terms of random ideas have you ever contributed in any way to the nerd videos? maybe you came up with a few ideas that helped inspire James? if so can you think of any in particular?

  • JasonDavis

    January 8, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    Hello there and thank you for speaking up. I would like to know if you game or not. If you do what’s your favorite type of game?

  • Moriarty

    January 8, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    … James married a liberal. “Ethnic diversity” shouldn’t be forced if it’s not natural. James is white and sorry to say but the vast majority of races tend to mostly stick to their own, you’re saying James should start befriending African and Latin Americans specifically just to appease a politically correct sense of “diversity” that you feel must be accommodated… if anything the very idea of specifically trying to fit more ethnic groups in is more prejudice as it shows that you’re intentionally trying to force it like some kind of GAP commercial. As for different sexes, you’re pointing out that males tend to have mostly male friends? Shocker.

    Also, I don’t know if there’s some kind of inside story to it or you just don’t have any other pictures, but you look absolutely miserable, at least James smiled, even if it’s forced for the picture.

    Him: :D

    Her: :l

    I mean no disrespect to James or you, but I feel Cinemassacre has done nicely already as it is, and this seemingly hopeful drastic change isn’t necessarily warranted yet.

    P.S. I feel Stephanie Yuhas (Susie) does nicely on Overanalyzers, as long as she’s not doing the fake accent, which.. well, that seems to have been seen to already.

    • Moriarty

      January 8, 2012 at 7:26 pm

      Sorry at “you’re saying James should start befriending…” there was meant to be an “If” in front “you’re” and after that “if anything the very idea of specifically….” there was meant to be a “because” in front of it. So the complete phrase would be;

      “if you’re saying James should start befriending African and Latin Americans specifically just to appease a politically correct sense of “diversity” that you feel must be accommodated… because if anything the very idea of specifically trying to fit more ethnic groups in is more prejudice as it shows that you’re intentionally trying to force it like some kind of GAP commercial.”

      Sorry about that.

    • RyanScott1

      January 8, 2012 at 8:25 pm

      @Moriarty First off screw you. If this post was not a joke or a troll your are super annoying. She was clearly just making a joke at how this site only caters to one specific social group which is obviously 18-30 year old middle class white males. The expansion of this site I welcome. Most of the other videos on the site are kind of like spin-offs and this branches out of that mold a bit more. Anyway since I am not a troll I actually did have some questions.

      Where did you grow up and go to college?

      Where did you two meet?

      When did you get married?

      DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN?

      Do you play video games? If so which ones do you play?

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 8:58 pm

        I prefer eccentric over “super annoying” but thank you anyway. I don’t believe the “caucasian sausage fest” was a joke if that’s what you’re referring to rather than an actual complaint, and I seriously think the age demographic you’ve assigned AVGN is a bit off, more like 12-30, and just how does it only cater to middle class white males? There has to be different ethnic groups involved in the production of an episode for it to “cater” or entertain others? You’re an idiot, that’s all.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 9:00 pm

        @RyanScott1@Moriarty I don’t think she was saying that all. I think it was a joke that people took out of context. More shocking is what people like me now think of America. That it’s “liberal” and apparently bad to accept those different than you.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 10:22 pm

        @Obzcure@RyanScott1 Lol, I try to take you seriously but I see a Guy Fawkes mask and only think ” DERP WE R LEGUON” sorry.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 10:30 pm

        @Obzcure@RyanScott1

        Oh, and just so you don’t whine that I didn’t actually address your “points” then I’ll reiterate; ”

        “Ethnic diversity” shouldn’t be forced if it’s not natural. ”

        That doesn’t mean it’s “bad to accept those different than you” that’s saying that if it he just naturally doesn’t have many friends of a different ethnic background, then it shouldn’t automatically change just to fit this idea of commercialized diversity, only because it makes his productions come off as more “ethnically diverse”.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm

        @Moriarty But he does have a wife thats a woman who wants to help him so it solved the “sausage” part. But thats still wrong?She obviously hasn’t forced him to hire a black guy or anything like that so your point is moot at this stage. But really on this site that is humor based something was posted and you don’t think it was a joke? Jesus wept. And don’t play this stupid liberal shit. No one in the world works like that. I don’t want him to have some random black guy doing a Tracy Morgan impersonation if it doesn’t fit with what he wants to do. It may work at some point. It may not. I think James has done this long enough to know what he’s doing and considering his wife has been there from the start I haven’t seen a point where she dipped her fingers into the pie. All shes doing is offering an extra piece of material on this site for those that want it. How liberal of her. to offer choice to read something else.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 10:39 pm

        @Moriarty As for the mask it seems you too were like that at some point. The pics from my twitter so its about 3-4 years old when I thought wearing the mask was funny. Later learnt that its kinda cool to own but overall its pointless and the material on said site has gone downhill in recent time but I choose not to visit now. I guess I’m just smarter than you.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm

        @Obzcure@RyanScott1@Moriarty So, because of this internet, back, and forth of opinions?,, That now, in your opinion America sucks?

        Hmmm. It’s actually The United States of America, asshole.

        But since we’re so fricking kick ass, the whole world thinks of 2 continents, and God knows how many countries as The United States!

        I love it!! … and yes, we’re all assholes over here!!!!

        That’s what you all think in the U.K. anyway right? My dad risked his life in WWII over there. England, France, Germany!!

        P-47 Fighter Fucking Pilot!! 193 fucking missions,, saving your sorry asses!!! Just so the grandchildren of the sorry bastards they saved (YOU!!),, could come back now, soft, and whimpy, and lash out at us!! Fuck You!!! That’s right. WE SAVED YOU. .. and you think America sucks. Suck this asshole. You should be speaking German right now.

        GOD BLESS AMERICA.

        ….and you should too frickin’ Guy Fawkes.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:03 pm

        @Obzcure

        I’m not very sure as to how in your previous statements you’ve arrived at “I guess I’m just smarter than you.” but you seem to be seriously mistaken, I’ve never once bought a Guy Fawkes mask and I never considered it. Second… “the material on said site” ? It’s not Voldemort, you can say the name, 4chan isn’t this magical secret internet club, there are 12 year olds on Facebook talking about /b/. Next, your picture is 3-4 years old? Do you just not use Twitter anymore or are you so socially inactive that you have no other pictures?

        Neckbeards confuse me. :(

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 11:15 pm

        @MECHAGARY@RyanScott1@Moriarty Not from the UK sorry. Guess again. And of course USA didn’t care about saving anyone till they got attacked. Oh yes thank you. And it’s because everything seems so black and white in the American mind, Liberal and Conservative have split mind set more than I have seen in other countries. That a different opinion is suddenly a political matter and is the difference between good and evil.And while your father may be a war hero, that doesn’t mean you’re any thing like that. When was the last time you’re awesome country won a war that it declared? HmmAnd I don’t hate America by any means. But this sort of ignorance is what colours peoples opinions of your country so negatively. This is why people hold such grudges against your country and surely you can accept that USA is not the super power it once was.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:22 pm

        @Obzcure@MECHAGARY@RyanScott1

        Not the super power it once was? I disagree, hell even the UK is still a super power by some view.

        It really depends on your view of “power” while the US may owe a massive debt to various countries, both New York and even London will still make the US and UK economic powerhouses for some time to come.

        Oh, and the US has been in debt since its creation, debt is nothing new, it comes and goes.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 11:28 pm

        @Moriarty yeah no longer use twitter. Was part of Uni to own a Twitter account. When I completed it I no longer used it.I didn’t mention the site more as I didn’t think I had to. The mythical rule 1 and 2 never existed so it doesn’t matter saying 4chan or b or anything. I didn’t mean the mask itself sorry I meant more the site itself. Most people on the net these days thought it was clever but oh well.In terms of socially active. I don’t tend to use that random pic of me at a party for a profile pic. as we know they are never flattering.The smart comment just means. That in terms of the material you object to seems to be solitary to this and 1 future post that can be avoided. I think if that is upsetting to you then yes I am smarter

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 11:29 pm

        @Obzcure@RyanScott1@Moriarty O.K. Can we start over? I realize, I was kinda going over the top here. (I still want a ladder match, but if you won’t tell me what fricking country you’re in?,,, well, that could be damn expensive on my part.) Thanks for the thank you. Most countries we did help, never said that, and yes, you are right, I am only a shadow of my father. He passed away this past September, and I’m still feeling the sting of that. I’ll agree. America,, the USA, is not what it used to be, and honestly, I’m very scared for us, and the entire world. My job is being outsourced to China. What will me, and my kids do then? America, and the free world is in peril now. I hope things are good where you live. I just wish the U.S could be what it used to be. We’re not all assholes, but I think that’s what the world thinks of us. I’m just a schmuck with 2 kids, who goes to work everyday, trying to provide. That’s all. I’ve had fun yanking peoples chains on this site, and if anybody has been offended by my comments, please accept my apologizes. Peace. G.B.

      • Obzcure

        January 9, 2012 at 12:30 am

        @MECHAGARY@RyanScott1@Moriarty I think I said my country in another post but I could be wrong so again (or not) It’s New Zealand, And we’re not as bad off as USA or Europe but it has lead to my degree not meaning anything in a job search.The world does see America as assholes but its because of a view that seems to be solely based in America amongst other issues. But then we seem to paint all countries in a certain way thats never accurate. But bring your ladder and we will settle this.

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm

        @Obzcure@MECHAGARY@RyanScott1@Moriarty Why are all you guys talking about irrelevant crap? Stop filling this section with useless crap.

    • TheIgnoredGender

      January 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm

      @Moriarty Ever notice how “diversity” is only needed if the main demographic is white males? Had the main demographic been anything else, this “diversity” issue would never have been brought up. Other people on here said the “sausage fest” remark made them like her already, but that comment did the exact opposite for me.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:09 pm

        @TheIgnoredGender

        @ Ignored – I agree

        @Mecha – Did anyone on here say they’re British? I’m certainly not, and I don’t think anyone insulted the United States. Also, “we’re all assholes over here!!!” speak for yourself.

        Oh, and I already do speak German, thanks. Being lingual ist nicht eine schlechte Sache.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 11:14 pm

        @Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender@mecha Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn’t hooting on you. It was that fake guy with the Guy Fawkes mask that said that now, after this stupid discussion that he had a crappy opinion about the USA. I took exception to that. His name was Obzcure? What the hell does that mean? I figured he was British because of the mask. Now me, and him are gonna do a ladder match. We should really do this on pay-per-veiw. I’m ready.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:52 pm

        @MECHAGARY@TheIgnoredGender@mecha

        I can only assume he’s referencing the word “Obscure” but if you are doing a pay-per-view fight, I can safely assume my bet on you will bring a return, considering he’s the one behind the previously

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:53 pm

        @MECHAGARY@TheIgnoredGender@mecha

        I assume he’s referencing the word “Obscure” which basically means relatively unknown, so if that pay-per-view fight ever comes to fruition I can safely assume my bet on you will bring a profitable return.

      • Obzcure

        January 9, 2012 at 12:32 am

        @MECHAGARY@Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender@mecha How much are we charging viewers?

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:44 am

        @Obzcure@Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender@mecha $75.00 bucks a pop. American. All day long. The high price comes from my expense, having to fly to fricking New Zealand, buy a damn ladder, on my expense, (Do they have a Home Depot there?) Rent the dang arena, etc.. Anyway,, It’s cool.I want Rick Flair to be the refferee, so that might be pricey.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:46 am

        @Obzcure@Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender@mecha Flair will cheat on my side, so you better bet on me.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:47 am

        @Obzcure@Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender@mecha You gotta admit,, it’s funny!

      • Obzcure

        January 9, 2012 at 12:54 am

        @MECHAGARY@Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender@mecha No home depot but same sorta places yes. If you have Flair then I get Piper as my manager.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 1:02 am

        @Obzcure@Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender@mecha !!!!!!!! ohhh yeah!!! I can see it now!! …and good choice by the way. Holy Mother of God! This could be the match from Hell!! wait.. that sounded kinda sacreligious. I didn’t spell that right, but, whatever. ?

        No hard feelings Obzcure. ..and sorry about my former comments. I’d love to actually come to New Zealand. Thought about moving there. Looks like a beautiful place. I dated a girl from there once. Loved her accent. She was much better than the one I dated from Australia. That is the truth my friend!!

        p.s. I have all of “Flight of the Conchords” on dvd. Love it!! Have a great day!!

  • suspiria

    January 8, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Glad to meet you ma’am!

    May I say you two look adorable together ( yes I’m a man saying that).

    I do have a couple of questions for you.

    –Do you classify yourself as a nerd?

    –Do you and James share a love of video games, B-horror pictures, and the like? Or is that mostly his thing?

    –What attracts you to him?

    –Do you happen to know Mrs. Snob?

    Thank you for your time!

  • RamizHaddad

    January 8, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    Why is everyone complaining about that small insignificant comment she made.Go on with the question asking dammit and stop being a bunch of uptight, inflammatory, off topic cock snotters.As for a question on my hand, I don’t have one. Just glad to see you’re involved in James’s work and starting to get involved in the fan base.Hope you two continue the good work.

    • MECHAGARY

      January 8, 2012 at 9:50 pm

      @RamizHaddad ….and as for you Rammiz? It wasn’t a small insignificant comment. It was a paragraph. Dumbass. Read it again.

      … but first,, come to my house, and call me an off topic cock snotter to my face?

      You’ll be needing to make an appointment with your dentist in the morning.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 10:49 pm

        @MECHAGARY

        MECHAGARY. Come to my house for a fight too. I know this is the internet and you likely live in another country or at least no where near me so its really a pointless invite to throw out there but its still there!

        MECHAGARY. Come to my house for a fight too. I know this is the internet and you likely live in another country or at least no where near me so its really a pointless invite to throw out there but its still there!

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 10:50 pm

        @MECHAGARY MECHAGARY. Come to my house for a fight too. I know this is the internet and you likely live in another country or at least no where near me so its really a pointless invite to throw out there but its still there!

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm

        @Obzcure Give me your address. I’ll be there tomorrow.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm

        @Obzcure Look at my profile. I live in Richmond, Va. USA. Come on. I have a ladder.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 11:09 pm

        @Obzcure Keep the mask on, and I’ll pretend that you’re The Super Destroyer.

      • Obzcure

        January 8, 2012 at 11:22 pm

        @MECHAGARY damn another country. oh well

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm

        @Obzcure@MECHAGARY Boys, boys! You are both pretty.

  • Lady Lolita

    January 8, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Wow, apparently, Cinemassacre has some Republicans in its fanbase. Ironic…

    • MECHAGARY

      January 8, 2012 at 9:24 pm

      @Lady Lolita What’s so ironic about that? I’m not sure what I am. I’m just as liberal as anybody else, but I believe in working hard, not waiting around for a government handout, lower taxes, smaller government, liberty, and being left the hell alone. Does any of that make sense? Plus!! I have a handgun, and if anybody tries to break into my house tonight?,, I’ve got something for them!! …and why do so called Liberals,, seem so fricking hateful, and inclusive? Seems like they’re liberal, as long as you agree with what they agree with? I never got that.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 9:26 pm

        @Lady Lolita p.s. I don’t trust ANY politicians.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 9:27 pm

        @MECHAGARY Sorry, I should have clarified. I mostly meant Conservatives, I.E. People who typically wouldn’t watch shows like the Angry Video Game Nerd because of its foul language and who tend to be prejudiced. And, no, I don’t trust any politicians. My favorite comedian is Bill Hicks.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 9:38 pm

        @Lady Lolita Well, I didn’t mean to jump down your throat, and by the way, nice to meet you here. Anyway, a lot of this commentary is about Mrs. Nerds paragraph about diversity, and it just crawls my ass when diversity is said, but still it might exclude Republicans? That’s total bullshit. It’s not being diverse, or Liberal. I can’t stand it when people with morals, conservatives, or yes,, even Evil Republicans, are cast as pond scum. It makes no sense. Should I let my kids run the streets, commit crimes, rape, pillage?,, Hell no. I teach them conservative values. Is that so bad? I know a ton of “conservatives”,, who smoke pot everyday, and are more liberal, than most liberals. They just have some moral values. They’re not perfect, and don’t pretend to be.

        For the record,, I voted for Ralph Nader in 2008. Peace.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 9:53 pm

        @MECHAGARY True, I also know a ton of Conservatives who are what most people would think “Liberal”. When I say Conservative, I’m also mostly referring to the Extremists, which I admit, are in the minority. And I agree with most of what you say, but there are Liberals that do have moral values, too.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 9:57 pm

        @Lady Lolita Fair enough. I know nuts on both sides of the spectrum.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 9:58 pm

        @MECHAGARY As do I.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 9:43 pm

        @MECHAGARY Besides, Cinemassacre has ALWAYS been different, which is why it is such a success now. So, naturally, it will evolve.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 10:41 pm

        @Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY Republicans in its fan base? Oh wow, you mean in a country with about 300 million people, at least 40% of them who are “republican” if not more, that a political party that large may have SOME AVGN fans? You sure know a lot about the minds and opinions of at least 135 million people. Please, teach me your ways.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 10:43 pm

        @Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY

        Oh, by the way “Lady Lolita” you need to seriously consider looking up the definition of “irony” you’re a bit confused on its meaning.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 10:52 pm

        @Moriarty@MECHAGARY It was a joke. Lighten up.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 10:55 pm

        @Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY

        Yes, I’ve come to learn that the easiest thing to do when someone is challenged on their comments now is to say “It was a joke”.

        If that was a joke, you’re not funny, so don’t try to be.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 11:01 pm

        @Moriarty@MECHAGARY It actually WAS a joke. It’s not my fault you’re offended by political humor. But, then again, I made the mistaken assumption that you were a mature adult and didn’t get your panties in a wad because someone voiced an opinion that was different than yours.

      • January 8, 2012 at 11:02 pm

        @Moriarty@Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY no need to get angry dude.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 11:04 pm

        @Lady Lolita@Moriarty O.K. somebody please tell me the joke? I need a laugh.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm

        @MECHAGARY@Moriarty It was my original comment.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:17 pm

        @Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY

        My panties in a wad? I’m simply arguing,I don’t know where you’re from but the country James and I are both in was built on arguments and compromises.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:18 pm

        @MECHAGARY

        A joke? Alright… women in politics.

        Zing? No? Well I tried.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 11:25 pm

        @Moriarty@MECHAGARY I’m from the USA, thank you. And I see your point, really, I do. But if you read my comments to MECHAGARY, you would know that when I say “Republican”, I meant the Extremists who I admit are in the minority, though a very vocal one. Sorry, I should have said “Extremists”. My bad. And if you think that I can’t take arguments and compromises, consider this: My best friend is a Republican. And yes, she is PERFECTLY aware of my views.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:26 pm

        @Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY

        Is your friends also hideous and named after pedophilic references? Do not want. :(

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 11:32 pm

        @Moriarty@MECHAGARY No. And no. Your point?

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 11:32 pm

        @Moriarty@MECHAGARY No. And no. Your point?

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:40 pm

        @Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY

        My point? So you’re openly admitting to supporting pedophilia? I think that just about nullifies any previous statements of yours, good day.

        Oh, and for the record, I think pedophiles can find much better material than what appears to be a middle aged woman holding a Mickey Mouse plushie, though you could be turning them off from the fetish altogether so perhaps you’re doing a service.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 8, 2012 at 11:43 pm

        @Moriarty@Lady Lolita O.K. That last comment was uncalled for. You should apologize Moriarty.

      • Lady Lolita

        January 8, 2012 at 11:44 pm

        @Moriarty@MECHAGARY No, I don’t openly support pedophilia and never said anything of the kind. I am perfectly aware of my username and happen to be a Vladimir Nabokov fan. Just because I like that book doesn’t necessarily mean I support the characters. In fact, if you paid attention, the book is AGAINST pedophilia. I take that you have absolutely nothing to say.

      • Moriarty

        January 8, 2012 at 11:49 pm

        @Lady Lolita@MECHAGARY

        Just as I said, you could very well be turning them AWAY from the fetish with that picture so you probably are doing more of a service for it. You’re completely in tune with the “against pedophilia” theme it seemed to be on. Congratulations!

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:24 am

        @Lady Lolita@Moriarty Oh, damn, I get it now. Sorry,, that was ironic.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:26 am

        @Lady Lolita@Moriarty O.K. I get it now. How ironic.

  • EliteDeath

    January 8, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    Herp derp, diversity, herp derp liberal herp derp republican. That should just about sum up the latest comments.

  • captainhappy

    January 8, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    Welcome Mrs. Nerd!

    I know all to well how important the support of my wife is to my business, surely James is as lucky as I am in this regard.

    My question: I would love to know the moments you may have created or inspired for AVGN or other Cinemassacre films.

  • Studler

    January 8, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    As a caucasian male aged 18-30 and fan of James since ’06, I can honestly say………………………………….yes, Cinemassacre is a caucasian sausage fest. I read the entire passage by Mrs. Rolfe and only scrolled down to see what questions were asked by fans. Instead of questions I find a collection of posts by hypersensitive folks complaining about a simple observation. No place in her passage does it suggest that it is problematic that there’s only one demographic represented, she merely posts about how she might bring a different perspective to the website. I honestly can’t believe how bent out of shape people get over the most trivial things. I’m also baffled by the number of people that can’t disassociate words like “bleeding heart liberal” and “diversity” or “right-wing conservative” and “racist”.

    Face facts, this site has been a caucasian sausage fest since it’s inception. Is that a problem? Not really, but if you’re bothered by the fact that someone recognizes it as that, then you need to lighten up.

    • zeldaavgnfan97

      January 8, 2012 at 10:28 pm

      @Studler i agree

    • Killspre

      January 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm

      @Studler To become more diverse is a good way to attract more fans to avgn I understand that, however the way she wrote it seems to be a bash on the general fanbase rather than an attempt to make more new fans. I doubt it is her intention but it definitely feels more of an insult than a goal of improvement.

  • Olivania

    January 8, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    You want diversity, and other perspectives on all this. That’s nice, but there are two problems imo.

    First, James’ work is very personal even now with the page being more than a one man show. Videos like “The Dragon in my dreams” show an important part in the life of James . But even the AVGN show has a big autobiographical touch. The line between the AVGN and James is very thin. He might be an artist and entertainer, but the videos are about “his” views, his joy and frustration about the games. It’s often difficult to tell if the emotions are real or if he is acting. To me his work is like a documentary about great childhood in the 80s with him as the poster child. I don’t want to be disrespectful but in my opinion cinemassacre and James’ work doesn’t need another perpective. It’s too personal “too James” for that.

    The second point is diversity. It is like a natural process. James is getting more and more famous and thus the page is attracting a lot more people. Fans send the links around the world. You don’t have to try to attract specific groups of people. James is a great entertainer, and a charismatic and friendly guy. With that he will automatically draw the attention of fans both male and female from all over the world.

    I’m happy that you support James and I’m looking forward to what you have to say. But I also felt like mentioning my concern as a long time fan.

    • MECHAGARY

      January 8, 2012 at 9:53 pm

      @Olivania AMEN.

    • MECHAGARY

      January 8, 2012 at 10:05 pm

      @Olivania It only took 546 comments to get the best one yet. Thank you Olivania.

      • Olivania

        January 9, 2012 at 11:13 am

        @MECHAGARY and thank you for reading and the response. :-)

  • brutechaos

    January 8, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    -and with this post, her claws sunk deeper into the angry heart of james, slowly taking something that is his and marking it. his power slowly draining, it is only a matter of time before he becomes a normal critic- you will be missed you shit faced bastard, in all your game bashing glory

    • GakFace90

      January 8, 2012 at 10:47 pm

      @brutechaos i dont like to think about it but your right, james has become alot more tamed lately

    • Moriarty

      January 8, 2012 at 10:48 pm

      @brutechaos

      A bit dramatic but I do agree he seems to have been toning down on… well, what made him the “Angry Video Game Nerd” in the first place, but it could just be he’s getting older.

      Sadly “maturity” catches up with almost everyone, especially when married.

  • Three

    January 8, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    Your post seems to infer that there is something wrong to have a grouping where the majority of people there are Caucasian. What a crock of shit.

  • Jack Rabbit Ninja

    January 8, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    kllkjaf

  • JamesBixby

    January 8, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    Welcome to the madness Mrs. Rolfe,

    here is a simple question. how did you and James meet? how long have you been together? married? do you have any places like deviant art where your paintings are posted?and who is your favorite Iron Chef?

  • zeldaavgnfan97

    January 8, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    mrs.rolfe it is good to finally meet you i have been wanting to know you for quite a while. for my questions,

    what would your favorite game be from the past? have you known james since childhood? do you think that james may make a film that will be made in a studio in hollywood?

  • Jack Rabbit Ninja

    January 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    To Mrs. Nerd

    I think the best way to introduce yourself to the fan base would be to appear in one of the Nerd videos as a special guest, but also to NOT give your identity away on that show either. You would be cracking jokes and making funny comments just like James does, and then when the episode was over, everyone would be wondering if it were really you. This way the fans get introduced to you in a way that feels most comfortable to them, in a show that they already enjoy.

    Here are my questions:

    How did you and James first meet?

    What traits do you like most about James and what made you attracted to him?

    How has it felt being under the radar for so long while James has been in the spotlight?

  • Moriarty

    January 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    Disregarding my previous comments for a second I do have one serious question I legitimately do want to know the answer to;

    Why do you look so … unemotional in the picture? It’s a bit unsettling.

  • nowhere4321

    January 8, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    I’m glad she posted, but I don’t appreciate the potty-mouth.

    Words like the “s word” are unnecessary.

    We try to keep it clean on this site.

    No need to go blue.

    • Moriarty

      January 8, 2012 at 10:35 pm

      @nowhere4321 Well played.

  • redrik009

    January 8, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    What’s it like behind James’ couch? Kyle Justin never told us.

  • TheIgnoredGender

    January 8, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    So anytime there’s a demographic consisting mainly of white males, it “needs more diversity”. If the main demographic was female or black then you would never hear “let’s get some more white males here, we need to be more diverse” The term they use is “sausage fest” when there are “too many” men but is there a term like that when there are “too many” women?

    Diversity just means fewer white males, it’s only “diverse” when white males are in the minority or non-existent.

    • Obzcure

      January 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm

      @TheIgnoredGender What if you didn’t read her articles?

    • Moriarty

      January 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm

      @TheIgnoredGender Boo, Vagina Carnival.

      • zolo1243

        January 9, 2012 at 10:10 pm

        @Moriarty@TheIgnoredGender

        No, Taco Party.

    • MECHAGARY

      January 9, 2012 at 12:04 am

      @TheIgnoredGender I agree, but I actually saw this in reverse once. Back in the 80′s I played in a mostly black band. It was great, and we had a lot of fun. We travelled all over the country, and made good money. We changed musicians a lot. (Mostly drummers? Ever see Spinal Tap?) The leader was black, of course. His name was Willie T. What a great name!! Anyway, he was always concerned with keeping the band diverse. If we changed guys, and ended up 5 black guys, and me, He’d always say,, “The band is getting too black!! We need more white guys!!” I loved it!! ,, or? vice-a-versa. He passed away in 2005. I miss him dearly, and he was a great guy. With me, and him, there was no black, or white. We were just 2 guys, trying to make good music.

  • January 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Nice to meet you Mrs. Nerd. I have some questions; When/where did you meet James? Have you met Doug Walker? How long have you been with James? Any favorite games from the past?

  • EliteDeath

    January 8, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    Seriously though, I didn’t know James had so many Republican fans. “What’s wrong with a bunch of white guys being his fans? We don’t need any diversity in there! This is an attack on white males, we’re always getting screwed.” ffs spout your shit somewhere else, like the KKK.

    • Moriarty

      January 8, 2012 at 11:12 pm

      @EliteDeath

      So all republicans are white supremacists? Well shit, Herman Cain is fucked.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:08 am

        @Moriarty@EliteDeath How about Walter Williams?,, or Thomas Sowell? Anybody heard of them? hmmm?

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:09 am

        @Moriarty@EliteDeath Alan West?,,, Now there’s a good man for President!!! I’d vote for him in a second!!

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:11 am

        @Moriarty@EliteDeath p.s. They’re all black.

  • TristanSchofield

    January 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    awesome… couple questions, are you into classic gaming and board games? also, have you met other reviewers and “internet celebs” like Pat the NES Punk and Pushinguproses?? Will you ever decide to make even a cameo appearance at some point? Would be cool but I respect your decision if you don’t want to do that. I’m glad you and James are happily married and I wish I could meet you both. Thanks for everything you two!

  • Moriarty

    January 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    Boo, Vagina Carnival.

  • xxbl4zingxkingxx

    January 8, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Wow! I always knew he had a wife. I always wondered what she how she looked. Damn, AVGN is a lucky guy, she is smoking hot. lol

  • xxbl4zingxkingxx

    January 8, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Wow! I always knew he had a wife. I always wondered how she looked. Damn, AVGN is a lucky guy, she is smoking hot. lol

  • FredFuchsss

    January 8, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Fred Fuchs approves.

  • Spideyzilla

    January 8, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Hi Mrs. Nerd!1) Do you help out a lot with the videos, and if so what are your usual roles?

    2) How do you and James get away from it all when he is not working?

    3) Do you like video games and movies like James does?

    4) What is your all time favorite video on this site?

  • gamez

    January 8, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    You know this is a sausagefest – who cares. Being a guy is awesome. Now James we need videos with chicks in bikinis. Or better yet a babe of the week video. Ahhhh the life of a single man

    • Moriarty

      January 8, 2012 at 11:24 pm

      @gamez

      Actually, this comment makes me completely agree with the issue of gender diversity in AVGN. We need more cleavage, stat!

    • MECHAGARY

      January 8, 2012 at 11:53 pm

      @gamez You should check out the Atari porn video. He’s already got this covered.

      • gamez

        January 8, 2012 at 11:54 pm

        I did I have the whole set on dvd. It was hilarious @MECHAGARY

  • January 8, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    zZzZzzZzZzZzzzz

  • piternguyen

    January 8, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    have you ever “get it” with him before

    • Moriarty

      January 8, 2012 at 11:41 pm

      @piternguyen

      “Get it”? Sex? Well they’re married so I certainly hope so.

  • RyanSladeYoshitani

    January 8, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    I remember many, many episodes ago when James was going over the bullshit of a couple of DVD boxes, (I think it was a YKWBS video, I dunno.) Nut I remember looking over at his hand and thinking, “Wait…is that what I think it is?” Lo and behold, It was a ring. Now I was thinking to myself, “Naw…a guy like him?” But then I remembered that he has a few videos of being a kid in the early 80s, and thought that that would make him at least 30.

    Anyway, I’d like to say congratulations, to both of you! Hope you live long and happy together!

  • spartacus_invictus

    January 9, 2012 at 12:07 am

    they look so cute together! im very happy for you too. i am also happy to finally hear from the elusive ‘Mrs. Nerd’. she seems to have a great sense o humor!

    my only question, has James ever had a hard time getting out of character? for example, has he ever stayed ‘the nerd’ even after hes done filming? i feel like this would be interesting to know, because being an independent actor, this happens to me a lot!

    again, you guys look great together!

  • JohnEarley

    January 9, 2012 at 12:10 am

    It’s hard for me to point this out without sounding like a jerk but I can’t help it because this observation must be brought to the forefront…Okay, what’s up with this picture? I can understand why James is smiling nervously, it’s because he wants to be cute for the camera but what is up with you, in this picture Mrs. Nerd? You’re completely stone-faced. In that picture, it looks like you either don’t like to smile or you were having a bad day and that frustration with having a bad day came out in the photo.

    • MECHAGARY

      January 9, 2012 at 12:14 am

      @JohnEarley I think she should comment,,, on your picture.

      • JohnEarley

        January 9, 2012 at 12:19 am

        @MECHAGARY@JohnEarley

        Fuck you, asshole.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

        @JohnEarley ..and thank you!!!

        I’m dying laughing right now!! Thanks again!!

      • jacob000

        January 9, 2012 at 11:51 am

        @MECHAGARY@JohnEarley Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    • MECHAGARY

      January 9, 2012 at 1:26 am

      @JohnEarley You’re completely Ham-faced. In that picture, it looks like you either don’t like to smile or you were having a bad Smithfield Ham day and that frustration with having a Ham, mounted on your T-Shirt came out in the photo.

      • MECHAGARY

        January 9, 2012 at 1:28 am

        @JohnEarley Shit, I’m gettin’ hungry,, See ya’ll later!!

  • billmills

    January 9, 2012 at 12:18 am

    have you ever “get it” with him before? hahahahaha

    • billmills

      January 9, 2012 at 12:21 am

      might be the stupidest question i’ve ever seen. but hilarious

  • RPGxMadness

    January 9, 2012 at 12:22 am

    ……… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhsEavtsZy4&feature=g-u&context=G21309deFUAAAAAAACAA

    just sayin’ what is the problem with what James does?……

  • superfrogxyz

    January 9, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Mrs. Nerd, what is your favorite AVGN episode and why?

    • Olivania

      January 9, 2012 at 11:19 am

      @superfrogxyz This is the question that could make her very popular among all the white single gamer guys here XD All she has to say is “Atari Porn” XD

  • andwho

    January 9, 2012 at 12:39 am

    I’m excited to see more posts by you and to get different perspectives on Cinemassacre. My question is if there has been a time when he was recording something and it freaked you out or made you go check on him?

  • Mr T

    January 9, 2012 at 12:51 am

    I knew it , something did not add up all these years . James doing all this work without no wife in kitchen ? Its impossible, so im glad to know that you always have and will be in the background to support James :)

  • KarasuRitchi

    January 9, 2012 at 1:18 am

    dun dun ding!

  • CesarElenes

    January 9, 2012 at 1:22 am

    I knew it because some of your video’s i noticed that you had a ring on your wedding finger (NOW THAT’S COMIMENT) so my friend and i always wonder “Is he really married???” now im happy to know that you are. By the way I’m 100 dollar richer from a bet i made with my friend lol so to conclude my comment i just want to say thank you for your hard work and for making laugh please continue doing a wonderful job for 2012.

    P.S. You guys look lovely together and wish for long lasting happiness.

  • SanayaForbes

    January 9, 2012 at 1:40 am

    As an avid female viewer, I appreciate having a girl on board the site. :) And you two make a terribly cute couple.

  • samilowehart

    January 9, 2012 at 2:00 am

    Alright then, Mrs. Nerd, legit question – I’m sure you’re aware there is a female fan following for the website, Being that i’m not from America, i’ve never made it to a convention that James has been at, but i’m assuming every now and then the insane fangirl posse do descend and are fairly… inappropriate with what they say at times. How do you feel about such… intensely dedicated fans, that go past the ‘safe’ boundaries with their fandom?

  • NadiaFarhat

    January 9, 2012 at 3:38 am

    I proposed to Mike once :3 Maybe it’s not such a sausage fest afterall, but still very pleased to hear from you Mrs. Nerd!

  • January 9, 2012 at 4:35 am

    Hi, haha, that was funny, a “Caucasian Sausage Fest”. LOL! Dont worry, we at CONSOLE BREAKDOWN are a “Latino Sausage Fest” lol! check us out at our YouTube channel. http://www.youtube.com/consolebreakdown or blip.tv/consolebreakdown

  • Makezu0

    January 9, 2012 at 4:54 am

    Glad to meet you Mrs. Nerd. And as James’ fan, thank you for these years of silent support, which actually brings up my question. There is something that has been bothering me for years (to be exact, since I saw the Nerd episode “Bugs Bunnys Birthday Blowout”) and I’ve always wanted to ask. Do you as a WIFE, approve of him making a mess of the floor, with “shit”, pies, “blood” and all the other stuff he throws around, and which one of you does the cleaning? : D

  • TrampusClimer

    January 9, 2012 at 5:08 am

    Nice try, Mike in a wig!

  • yeahnahuracunt

    January 9, 2012 at 6:21 am

    Welp, it was fun while it lasted guys, time for cinemassacre to go the way of spoony and others.

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 8:38 am

      @yeahnahuracunt And your proof for that insinuation is…?

    • WillPiddington

      January 9, 2012 at 11:46 am

      @yeahnahuracunt Spoony’s back!

  • DanielHurst

    January 9, 2012 at 6:37 am

    Lol it’s ok James, My wife likes to mark her territory every now and then to lol

  • CStyles

    January 9, 2012 at 7:10 am

    How are you prepared to handle the inevitable perverted asshole comments?

  • JelwynnKain

    January 9, 2012 at 7:14 am

    @ Mrs. Nerd Why didn’t you appear in any episode of AVGN as a guest star, even once? Are you shy or not the actor’s kind or just affraid by the comments of some brainless fans?most important question: Do you appear now because you’ll be the Nerd’s girlfriend in the movie? :

  • MarieGebauer

    January 9, 2012 at 7:20 am

    @ Mrs. Nerd it’s wonderful to see that you are adding a female touch I’m one of the few female fans of James :] but anyways mm my question is… what is your personal favourite episode of the avgn series?

  • felphero

    January 9, 2012 at 7:43 am

    Gotta say, you guys sure do make an extremely cute couple! haha

  • Memento

    January 9, 2012 at 7:53 am

    You two look awesome toghether. I wish you lot of happyness. It’s good to hear James got someone like you to support him through every creative process. Keep up the good work mrs. nerd!

  • RafaelAbreu

    January 9, 2012 at 8:43 am

    You guys look simply awesome together. But I have no questions for you now, except: How long have you been married?

  • Mister Buckethead

    January 9, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Nice ! :) So are you gonna post videos on the site too now ? Will that be some ” behind the scene ” sharing, or are you going to start your own kind of show or something ?Anyway we already knew you were married because of the ” Nerd vs Critic Final Fight” behind the scenes, when Doug Walker says that he actually had to ask you to tie his tie haha.

  • SirSuperSouthern

    January 9, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Her arms look huge and her dead-faced non-smile tells me all I need to know about her. The fact she mentioned the lack of ethnic diversity on a two person site makes me wanna puke.

    No wonder you’re still so pissed-off James…

    • googlejustsucks

      January 9, 2012 at 10:37 am

      @SirSuperSouthern

      LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    • jacob000

      January 9, 2012 at 11:36 am

      @SirSuperSouthern I admit, the lack of diversity claim may not be the best reason to post on the site. But really? You wanna puke? What do you care if she wants an audience?

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 12:13 pm

      @SirSuperSouthern Umad, bro? But seriously, pay some respect towards other people and don’t judge them merely by a picture. You twat.

  • Psykhophear

    January 9, 2012 at 9:47 am

    To Mrs. Nerd, I totally respect your privacy and I understand completely why you do the things that you have been doing for many years. I have no objections with you staying low profile and please, do keep it that way. While it’s important for you to support your awesome husband 24/7, I think it’s crucial that the cameras should only be focusing on James because through my experience, the spouse should never interfere with the partner’s work, especially in show biz.

    I wish you both the very best and thanks for taking the time to write this post down. It helps to clear up a few queries. Enjoy the cross country road trip!

    Anyway, here’s my question: do you play video games? If so, any personal favorite game and console?

  • JonMichealHughMcManus

    January 9, 2012 at 9:57 am

    LMAO at the picture. James has a “how did I end up with a woman like this?” face one. And I mean that in a positive way as Mrs. Nerd, you are stunning.

    • NeosilverFromQuebec

      January 9, 2012 at 11:45 am

      @JonMichealHughMcManus

      +1 i totaly agree and was my same impression at the same time i saw the picture. Mrs. Nerd!! thank you for having chosen our dear loving Nerd and supporting him until then. i personaly love to see some time to time day live of James not only as a character but as a hard worker of happy smilling face creator of the human life. In one way, it is great that there is someone close to him not only as a friend to give him a tap in the back while we cannot IRL do it our self.

      looking forward the movie too.

      if i had a question?? mmmm what is the thing that make you the most proud of what james do as a cinemassacre web idol?

  • BirdmanEtobicoke

    January 9, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Your (and James’s) basement can be considered “The Ultimate Nerd Man-Cave”. Are you allowed down there? LOL. Do you ever hangout down there with your friends? Do you and James play NES together down there sometimes?

  • AsiaRead-aBooker

    January 9, 2012 at 10:24 am

    LMAO @ “Caucasian sausage fest”. I’m an African American female and I love watching James’ videos. While the videos aren’t exactly diverse, just know that the fan base is diverse and that’s all that really matters in the end.

    • zolo1243

      January 9, 2012 at 10:03 pm

      @AsiaRead-aBooker

      • zolo1243

        January 9, 2012 at 10:04 pm

        @AsiaRead-aBooker

        I lol’d at “Caucasian sausage fest” too XD

        I’m a girl, but Caucasian :P

  • googlejustsucks

    January 9, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Thats one way to kill off a famous Character.

    What a smart decision to reveal this AFTER everyone has sent you money for the movie XD

    At least I can never see the Nerd like before, wich totaly ruins all his movies.

    How can a dude with a wife make NES movies? XD

    ‘T SUCKS!!!!

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 10:31 am

      @googlejustsucks Because everyone knows the AVGN is a CHARACTER. James Rolfe ACTS. If you don’t realize that, well that’s your problem then.

  • GireyMarte

    January 9, 2012 at 10:34 am

    I’m almost sure someone’s going to ask the sex question So my lame question is do you ever do any quality control for james as in give suggestions or tell him what parts of his video do or don’t suck

    and for all the haters bashing this fine woman I hope The nerd hunts you down and beats you to death with a super scope.

  • sarot

    January 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I don’t know if she is trying to be funny with her comments or just being a douche bag. Many young females today are basically feminist a- holes. Why guys put up with them is beyond me. She not even pretty enough to get away with it either.

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:33 pm

      @sarot Seriously, the more I read your posts, the more I picture you all alone hunched over your computer masturbating with your tears because you can’t get a girl.

  • StutumSpeaking

    January 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Nerd looks happy. :)

  • sarot

    January 9, 2012 at 10:50 am

    I guess there is no place in society- in her personal opinion- that “white” guys or any guys in general can have their own little club without an entitled elitest feminist female forcing her way into a boys only club? How pathetic are these bitches today- what are they so upset and afraid of? Gotta have their way in every single little tiny aspect of life- what a bunch of control freaks!

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 10:52 am

      @sarot Take your chill pill man. Don’t take things so seriously.

    • jacob000

      January 9, 2012 at 11:20 am

      @sarot “I guess there is no place in society- in her personal opinion- that ‘white’ guys or any guys in general can have their own little club without an entitled elitest feminist female forcing her way into a boys only club?”

      Why do you need a boys only club in the first place? What the fuck do you care, as long as James is making hilarious videos? In fact, YOU’RE the entitled elitist if you’re bent out of shape because your “no girls allowed” sign is taken down. Asshole.

      • TheIgnoredGender

        January 9, 2012 at 12:52 pm

        @jacob000 @sarot
        Exactly, what the fuck does anyone care? As long as he’s making hilarious videos. So why does she even bring it up in the first place? There was never a “no girls allowed” sign so stop trying to make US look like the bad guys here when SHE is the one who is talking about diversity. BTW, when the main deomographic is white males then it “needs to be more diverse” If the main demographic wan’t mainly white males, then this never would have been brought up.

      • jacob000

        January 9, 2012 at 3:34 pm

        @TheIgnoredGender@sarot Did you even read what she has to say in the post? She’s not “coming out” ONLY to even out some imbalance in the demographic. I got the impression that she’s posting because she wants an audience.

        The real question is why you feel threatened by the idea that the demographic needs to be evened out. Given your username and your obvious inability to express yourself in writing, I think I have a pretty good idea. Just relax, man.

      • TheIgnoredGender

        January 13, 2012 at 9:46 pm

        @jacob000

        I don’t feel “threatened”. If diversity happened naturally then that’s all well and good. But any time the demographic is mainly white males then that’s when we hear “it needs more diversity” If the demographic was not mainly white or male then “diversity” would not come up as an issue. It’s as if having mainly white males is a problem that needs to be corrected. “Diversity” just means as few whites as possible. Again if it’s natural then fine but it should not be forced just to be “politically correct”. And I never said this was the only reason she was “coming out”

    • ChadSims

      January 9, 2012 at 11:21 am

      @sarot Somebody is clearly not getting laid. Those of us who are don’t have a problem with women expressing themselves (gasp!). Go back to the stone age troglodyte.

    • ias kenny

      January 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm

      @sarot agreed, i dont see the point in having a feminine touch, the site, and the episodes have done amazing without it, its changes like this that may destroy what was a good idea, which i hope it doesnt, i dont see the point in this post to be honest, it was pretty random for one, and for two, there was no point in announcing her existance, the main reason why i say this is because, ive been watching avgn for a while now, i love his episodes and i love the whole idea, i dont really care about if hes married or not, why would anyone on here care if im married??? you wouldnt, i watch avgn because im a fan of his work, i dont want to know about his marrige status, its irellevant, most of all, this is just my opinion, i hope the site stays the same, dont mess with a good idea, you may end up ruining it,

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm

        @ias kenny@sarot Perhaps there are people watching his videos who are fans the way 13 year old girls are fan of justin bieber, i.e. want to know the last time he took a shit, what his favourite colour is and how he likes his eggs, etc. Which would be sad, really. Like you I watch his videos, and couldn’t give a rat’s ass about his personal life either.

      • jacob000

        January 9, 2012 at 3:36 pm

        @ias kenny@sarot Did adding Mike Matei’s videos to the site ruin Rolfe’s work? Personally, I don’t think Matei is funny at all. But I don’t give a rats ass if he posts. Why would this be any different?

    • PrettyCoolGuy

      January 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

      @sarot When did this become a boys only club!?!?!?!?!

    • PrettyCoolGuy

      January 9, 2012 at 5:25 pm

      @sarot When did this become a boys only club?!?!?!

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:30 pm

      @sarot I think you are talking about yourself when you say “How pathetic are these bitches today.” This is Jame’s wife, you prick. She has WAY more of a right to be here than you.

  • intetanende

    January 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

    why are you not in the kitchen?

    • Elyjaah

      January 9, 2012 at 4:00 pm

      @intetanende

      Are you sexist, insecure, or do you really think that’s funny?

      • intetanende

        January 9, 2012 at 4:09 pm

        @Elyjaah@intetanende Thats just too funny! Someone actually taking a meme seriously? That just made the meme even funnier ;) Welcome to the internet buddy!

      • Elyjaah

        January 10, 2012 at 3:49 pm

        @intetanende I wouldn’t really consider that joke a meme, but whatever. By the way, SOME people actually do take offence from jokes like these, and a woman simply introducing herself does not call for kitchen jokes anyway. In this case, I believe “tits or gtfo” would be more appropriate, if you are one of those who insist using these “jokes”.

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:28 pm

      @intetanende Dear misogynist pricks,Please get some new material. Your old material is lame and not funny.Sincerely,Everyone with more than 2 brain cells.

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:29 pm

      @intetanende Dear misogynist pricks, Please get some new material. Your old material is lame and not funny. Sincerely, Everyone with more than 2 brain cells.

  • lyrical2k

    January 9, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Do you have kids? would you like them to follow in their dad’s footsteps?

  • sarot

    January 9, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Gasp- horror- giggles- it’s such an honor and makes him such a stud to marry such a “lovely” ( cough and giggle) feminist female- oh let us bow down to you- oh mighty dame! LOL

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 11:24 am

      @sarot What’s your problem? Oh no, a woman expresses her opinion, SHOOT HER DOWN! Get back to the medieval times, you prick.

      • TheIgnoredGender

        January 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm

        @metalcommand @sarot
        It’s not the fact that she expressed her opinion that’s the issue, it’s just that some people disagree with her. So what? Anybody who disagrees with a woman must be a woman-hating prick living in medieval times?

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm

        @TheIgnoredGender@sarot It’s the way he comments. He doesn’t argue, he just states his opinion as a fact.

    • jacob000

      January 9, 2012 at 11:30 am

      @sarot Seriously, man. Why are you so threatened that you gotta make it personal? You’re an embarrassment to our gender.

    • pwnttothemax

      January 11, 2012 at 3:58 pm

      @sarot i’m convinced sarot is a flamebot sent from the future to piss everyone off. either that or he’s a fat guy that can’t get out of his computer chair and has nothing better to do

  • ChadSims

    January 9, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Well from those of us who are not little boys who are scared of women, thanks Mrs. Nerd we look forward to your posts

  • AndyLee

    January 9, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Wow I’m really surprised at some of the dumbasses on here. To ‘Mrs Nerd’: I hope this won’t be the last of your posts- I’m looking forward to seeing your contributions of the site. We all love James & crew and it was very nice to finally hear from you too!

  • AndyLee

    January 9, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Wow I’m really surprised at some of the dumbasses on here. To ‘Mrs Nerd’: I hope this won’t be the last of your posts- I’m looking forward to seeing your contributions on the site. We all love James & crew and it was very nice to finally hear from you too!

  • January 9, 2012 at 11:42 am

    First off, I’ve got to say this is my first comment ever on here and I’ve been watching you since the beggining of all your madness. Why now?? Well I just thought this was a real cool and balsy move (and thats saying alot since you dont in fact have any balls lol). I run my own internet site online and even tho my wife doesnt have anything directly to do with the site itself, she really helps alot with the stuff in behind the scenes that enables me to have the time and money to keep my site going.Anyways, heres my question to Mrs.Nerd”ette”Have both you and the NERD had to have seperate jobs to support the site and if so, what are they and have you both quit them??Cheers from Vancouver, Canada “eh”

  • WillPiddington

    January 9, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Firstly ignore Sarot, he’s not even human. and secondly, how did you and nerd meet?

    • sarot

      January 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm

      @WillPiddington typical mangina comment. Does your girl friend carry your balls in her pocket book?

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm

        @sarot That was uncalled for.

      • jacob000

        January 9, 2012 at 4:12 pm

        @sarot@WillPiddington Sarot, something tells me you’re a post-op tranny. I mean, how else could you possibly know how the typical mangina comments?

  • pwnttothemax

    January 9, 2012 at 11:46 am

    How did you guys meet? And, to maybe give the struggling nerds out there a little hope and maybe a pointer or two: to a girl, what is James’ redeeming factor in lieu of his extreme nerdiness?

  • JamesSmith1

    January 9, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    im not interested in you, sorry.

    • January 9, 2012 at 12:11 pm

      @JamesSmith1 No need for that.

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 12:16 pm

        @SupremeKingDan yeah whatever

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm

      @JamesSmith1 I’m not interested in you :)

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 12:22 pm

        @metalcommand So? im not the one available for Q&A, dickhead.

      • AlphonseElric

        January 9, 2012 at 12:31 pm

        @JamesSmith1@metalcommand LOL

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 12:32 pm

        @JamesSmith1 And she’s not available for douchebags like you, assface.

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 12:36 pm

        @metalcommand nice comeback, retard.

        btw lol @ your hair, faggot.

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm

        @JamesSmith1 Awwwww, you can’t argue with me? Instead, you’re only method is insulting meon my looks? How cute.

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 12:43 pm

        @metalcommand There is nothing to argue about, fucktard. Your comment made no sense at all.

        btw, lmfao @ your girlfriend. nice eyebrows. *puke*

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 12:49 pm

        @JamesSmith1 You’re comment was the useless one, not mine. So I don’t know what you’re talking about. But for now, I’m gonna ignore you, because you’re just an ignorant troll. By the way, you’re talking about MY hair?! LOL. Take a look in the mirror :) Enjoy trolling even further.

      • gamez

        January 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm

        You always wanting to start shit huh metal. dude you insult someone expect to get insulted back. Just shut up alright @metalcommand @JamesSmith1

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm

        @metalcommand I never said useless, retard. I said your comment made no sense, which is true.

        Yes, I’m talking about your hair, and your ugly ass girlfriend’s hair, both of you look horrible.

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 12:57 pm

        @ Gamez, I only insult if people start insulting me. Read better.

      • gorycault

        January 9, 2012 at 12:57 pm

        @JamesSmith1@metalcommand James is a condescending prick, and metalcommand is a self appointed guardian of Mrs. Nerds feelings.

      • gamez

        January 9, 2012 at 12:59 pm

        Yeah he always seems to do that doesn’t he. @metalcommand

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 1:00 pm

        @gorycault@metalcommand I never said anything bad about avgn’s wife, just about that clown resembling fatso who is metalcommand’s girlfriend.

      • gamez

        January 9, 2012 at 1:00 pm

        No you came out with the first verbal punch so to speak. His initial comment wasn’t directed towards you. @metalcommand

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 1:00 pm

        @gamez I just love to counter trolls.

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 1:00 pm

        @gamez I didn’t insult him. Never did. Just pointed out his useless comment.

      • gorycault

        January 9, 2012 at 1:01 pm

        You went out of your way to comment about how much you don’t care. But you certainly found the time to comment about not caring so in some form that indicates that you care?

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 1:02 pm

        @gamez And even if it was a verbal punch, insulting someone’s appearance or his girlfriend is uncalled for over something so petty.

      • gorycault

        January 9, 2012 at 1:02 pm

        @metalcommand@gamez Agree. “condescending prick” that’s what i’m sayin’

      • JamesSmith1

        January 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm

        @gorycault Nah… just my way of saying that she might as well keep that low profile.

      • gorycault

        January 9, 2012 at 1:05 pm

        @JamesSmith1 And these are the days of our lives

      • gamez

        January 9, 2012 at 1:41 pm

        Hey James I saw a pic of your girlfriend @JamesSmith1 @metalcommand

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 11, 2012 at 9:15 pm

        This was so old, but I had to get your back. Your haircut kicks the shit out of the half-ass mop-top that fool is sporting. And what a creep/diddler to go looking at your personal info. Some people can only get attention through negativity it seems. Kudos on having the Nerdette’s back! @metalcommand

    • gorycault

      January 9, 2012 at 12:54 pm

      @JamesSmith1 I think you could have kept that comment to yourself, left this page and just ignored further posts from her. But instead you decided to be an asshole.

    • EXPLODA!

      January 9, 2012 at 12:58 pm

      sorry, but you left your hormones all over the place can you please pick them up? @JamesSmith1

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 12:58 pm

        @EXPLODA!@JamesSmith1 Lol! +1

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 11, 2012 at 9:12 pm

      No need to be sorry. I sincerely doubt she gives two salty shit-cabobs what you think. So no worries there. Thanks for being a socially introverted chud! =D @JamesSmith1

  • DoobieDoctor5000

    January 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Fap fap fap….. just kidding! This IS the internet, where people hide behind their computers and say stupid shit.

    Mrs. Rolfe, thanks for keeping James happy. Behind every great man is his woman. In a way, you make AVGN possible.

    I hope you and James play vidya together. I wish my woman would play vidya. Instead I have to be in a completely different room, or building, than her to play my vidya. But whayeva; she buys ‘em all for me so… hehe.

    As for questions:

    – Does life as “Mrs. Nerd” ever get stressful due to AVGN taking so much of his time?

    – What benefits do you see AVGN bestowing upon your lives?

    – Assuming you vidya, what is YOUR favorite video game, and do you and James ever debate about who’s favorite is better?

    You ARE a stunner, and it makes me happy to see James has excellent taste. I bet you make him very, very happy.

  • James92UK

    January 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    Damn, everyone in the comments section should stop ranting and get a grip. Jealous much? That James is married to an attractive young woman and you aren’t? Shame on you. Good going James!

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm

      @James92UK I guess they are jealous.

  • killarmy

    January 9, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    got bored half way ythru..stopped reading… new avgn episode be nice ;0…i remember u from the pizza video…be back in few days maybe avgn episode or board games ,… goodluck all

  • JaredMJett

    January 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    All i have to say is that it is surprising, i know it shouldnt be because this is the internet home of mouthy troll pussies. but i still hate to see assholes like jamesSmith1 comment on a post just to be a dick. to you sir i say go fuckyourself. Mrs nerd you are very beautiful and i like many others are interested in your future contrabutions.

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 1:11 pm

      @JaredMJett People are insensitive assholes on the internet. Nothing is sacred, everything can be said. Normally, they would be punched in the balls for saying such stuff…but now they are anonymous, they instantly have the guts to say such filth.

  • OGrady

    January 9, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Is The Video Game Nerd’s special lady a gamer? If so, does she mind revealing any choice favorites/pastimes?

    Will Mrs. Nerd have a part in The Angry Video Game movie?

    Does James still live in the same house he grew up in, with parents or otherwise? It’s hard to imagine an apartment with just the two of you, and Kyle wedged dead behind the couch. By the by, doesn’t anyone bother to feed him anymore?.

  • gamez

    January 9, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    You know we need an update about what Kyle Justin is up to

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 1:20 pm

      @gamez He left for unknown reasons in 2009, according to Wikipedia.

      • gamez

        January 9, 2012 at 1:22 pm

        Look let’s forget about what happened. I assumed that guy was referring to April Rolfe. Was he talking about you’re gurlfriend? If he was I apologize. @metalcommand

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 1:23 pm

        @gamez Yes, he was talking about my girlfriend. Guess I was interesting enough to check my facebook. My reaction to your comment above was meant helpful, not sarcastic :)

  • firewarrior2112

    January 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    wow i would just ignore the vast majority of the comments posted.

    • pwnttothemax

      January 11, 2012 at 3:59 pm

      @firewarrior2112 agreed

  • stauken

    January 9, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Mrs. Nerd, is it true that you were the only person in the house who was capable of tying the tie for Doug?

  • gamez

    January 9, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    That Jamesmith guy is a prick

  • Kanped

    January 9, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    You know, reading through all these comments, I gotta ask; what do you think of James’ fans, in general?

    • metalcommand

      January 9, 2012 at 1:35 pm

      @Kanped Haha, do we really want to know? ;) But with all fairness, the insults/trolling are kept on a minimum level…for an internet forum.

    • firewarrior2112

      January 9, 2012 at 1:36 pm

      @Kanped this is the worst comment section i have ever seen on this site. their mostly pretty good and on topic. most here are just bitch fights and irrelevent rants. pathetic really.

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 1:37 pm

        @firewarrior2112@Kanped Well, I do visit websites like memebase and 4chan…so the flaming isn’t that…uhm…..huge on this site. But in comparison to other articles…yes, you’re right.

      • firewarrior2112

        January 9, 2012 at 1:38 pm

        @metalcommand@Kanped okay if you’re comparing to 4chan yes definitely.

      • metalcommand

        January 9, 2012 at 1:39 pm

        @firewarrior2112@Kanped On the other hand…that’s like comparing a nice shit to a stormy diarrhea. Bad comparison made by me.

      • firewarrior2112

        January 9, 2012 at 1:39 pm

        @metalcommand@Kanped lol

      • HowardTreesong

        January 9, 2012 at 5:10 pm

        @metalcommand@firewarrior2112@Kanped It’s shameful, the stuff written here, some of it outright disgusting. I skimmed down and frankly I’m pissed off by the people crying that diversity is bad and accrediting all kinds of motives to her doing a Q&A; trying to take control, being some uber-feminist freak, being a ‘liberal’ – oh the horror! Is that better or worse than ‘socialist’ these days? I don’t know with some Americans, you’d think they still look for reds under the bed.

        So what does she think of James’ fans? Umm… well I wouldn’t blame her if it’s not good at all. Judging by some of the racial and sexist rants down the length of this comments section. Or what of the ones that make judgements about her personal appearance in relation to the validity of her comments? Fuck off, she’s obviously an attractive woman, but apparently not being a supermodel and wanting to contribute to this site allows all sorts of offensive conclusions to be drawn as to her character.

        Sorry James, I’ve not contributed to a ‘discussion’ on here before but if this page is any fair representation of your fans then a not insignificant chunk are complete wankers.

        I’m of the impression that AVGN has quite a female following and to have someone to engage with more on that front seems entirely sensible. But there’s a vocal group of male fans that seem quite threatened or something by James’ wife participating in their ‘man hobby’.

      • sterling.treadwell

        January 9, 2012 at 6:54 pm

        @HowardTreesong totally agree. Holy crap are you spot on.

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 5:21 pm

        @HowardTreesong@metalcommand@firewarrior2112@Kanped I think you hit the nail on the head. It’s like the golf club suddenly letting girls in. Some of the boys kick and scream because they think that the girls are going to take over their “man cave.” Pathetic, really. Either way, spot on Howard!

      • DBZMagus

        January 18, 2012 at 2:12 pm

        @AmberRoseKreft@HowardTreesong@firewarrior2112@Kanped Actually I didn’t see anyone saying diversity is “bad.” People are saying that “forced” or “false” diversity is bad. We are opposed to minorities being used as tokens to fulfill a perceived quota. If there were 100 people on this site and they were all white males there would probably be a problem, but when it’s primarily just one guy (two if you count Mike) the idea that the site is a “caucasian sausage fest” is laughably PC.

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 18, 2012 at 2:26 pm

        @DBZMagus@HowardTreesong@firewarrior2112@Kanped Anyone who says that Jame’s wife having something to say is “forced diversity” is a fucking moron. As I’ve said before, she is his WIFE. She has more right to be here than any of you cry babies. Also, anyone taking her “Caucasian sausage fest” quote as anything more than a joke needs to have their funny bone adjusted. Chill out. Take that diversity rage elsewhere, you know, somewhere where it matters. Talk to your Representatives in Congress and that crap.

  • DanielHurst

    January 9, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    James this was a genius way to get people talking on your website. Some of these comments are bout retarded though lol

  • BobbyJames90

    January 9, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    That ist such great news ! I love that the Nerd is married :) You must be epic, because he is! You look very good together !

    My Question: How did you get to know him, I guess it is a special story !

    Sorry for my bad englisch, i am from Germany ;)

  • chaosrecords

    January 9, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    On the note of Diversity:

    Not everyone has a “token” hispanic, black, asian, russian, or indian etc friend. Just because there all white people in his movies does not make him a racist. And you should not go out of your way to bring in someone just to please the Politically Correct people i think it just makes it worse. I always laugh at the sitcoms and commercials that always have to have one person from each race in it, to the point where its out of place. Imagine a sitcom in Uganda, where they had an arab guy and white guy as neighbors. It would look retarded. BET has all black shows. You don’t hear the asians getting mad. It is what it is. Where people live and who they are friends with share their culture. Nothing annoys me more than people who try to go out of their way to artificially implant things to “follow a trend”. I hate people that pull race cards for this reason.

    - Posted by an American who appreciates people for who they are and how they contribute and does not judge them by the color of their skin or where their family comes from.

    • ChadSims

      January 9, 2012 at 4:10 pm

      @chaosrecords you may not judge people by those things but guess what a lot of people do and that leads to people having very different life experiences based on those things.

      • chaosrecords

        January 9, 2012 at 8:03 pm

        @ChadSims Yes, and its a shame, I was just wondering where her comment extended to. Was there some news article calling cinemassacre out for not being diverse? Or some internet buzz i never saw? Its one thing to be diverse, I work for a company that is very diverse because it appeals to different cultures and clients, however we would never look at applications and say “well we don’t have enough xxx people so we need to hire this underqualified person or bring them on so we don’t look bad”. That was the whole vibe i was trying to project.

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm

        @chaosrecords@ChadSims I was reading though some comments on one of the videos (can’t remember which one now) where someone called them out for only having white guys in their videos. Personally, I see it as she made a joke about the fact and people need to chill about it.

    • DBZMagus

      January 9, 2012 at 7:32 pm

      @chaosrecords One of the only intelligent posts I’ve seen here. Most of the rest are just ass kissing.

  • EXPLODA!

    January 9, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Since you asked for questions I’ll actually ask some.

    When did you meet James? Before or after or during his rise to stardom?

    Is there a hidden nerd child, a Blanket or Shiloh Jolie-Pitt?

    Is James a good lover? My Howard Stern question.

    Were you truly hiding to preserve mystique, or were you afraid of the caucasian sausage fest and their leers and silly sexist internet comments?

    You seem to be causing a little bit of internet chaos in the comment section, does this amuse or bemuse you?

    Thank you for revealing yourself, it has been one of my greatest wonders in regards to the Nerd/James.

  • AntonioCesarMartins

    January 9, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Did james ever got assaulted by a female fan who had a crush on him because of his videos?.. and did you think about this matter?

  • HariPrasad

    January 9, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    Well, you got a big AVGN fan from India!! (Ethnic Diversity :-D )

  • Sw0rDz

    January 9, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    Before all this started? Are you saying you’ve been married for 8+ years (AVGN Started in 2004). Sometimes I forget James is no longer in his 20′s. He does look young, and I bet he gets carded a lot at the liquor store. I originally thought he drank underage in his reviews. I’m thankful to meet the Eleanor Roosevelt of AVGN!

  • ias kenny

    January 9, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    i dunno what happend to my post, so ill post again, mainly cos i have nothing to do, first off, i dont really see the point in having a feminine touch, i mean, the site, and the episodes have done amazing without it, making changes like this could potentially destroy something that is great, you shouldnt mess around with something that is already great, ive been watching avgn for a while now, and im a big fan of the episodes, i dont really care about his marrige status, i watch his episodes because i like them, i dont watch his episodes or come on here to find out about his wife, i have never once thought to myself, is he married?would people on here care if im married?? no, anyway, i just find this topic, pretty random, irrelevant, and kinda pointless, this is just my opinion though, but im sure people will slate me for it,

    • ChadSims

      January 9, 2012 at 4:07 pm

      @ias kenny Then don’t read it. Some people find a broader perspective on things interesting. If you fear change then don’t change.

  • Faye Fey

    January 9, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    lol, as one of the 10 female viewers, I think it’s nice he’s got someone in his life other then mike >.<

    I mostly keep up with cinemassacre because my brother is into a lot of his work. I enjoy episodes of avgn quite a lot myself though, I hope you post more. It’s definitely a Caucasian sausage-fest, I couldn’t agree more. But I’ll leave it at that before I’m tempted to make any rather inappropriate jokes :) Either way, you go girl!

  • January 9, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    This is awesome. I don’t care if you’re feminine, masculine, good-looking, ugly, caucasian or whatever. You said you’re into the same kind of stuff as James and that’s all I care about. Cinemassacre isn’t a site for guys or about guys. It’s a site for nerds, about nerds. I’m looking forward to your contributions.

  • RyanSmith1

    January 9, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Hello Mrs Nerd

    As a longtime supporter and fan of Mr. Rolfe I must say first that I do indeed envy you and the life you must lead. Talking for hours and hours with someone you love about Movies, “nerd-related material” and trying new things must be amazing for you.

    My Question is – If you could have your own site with all the resources at your disposal what would it be, what would it entail and revolve around? Reviews, overviews, product information and so on :)

    Once again Thanks for the Update and talking to us fans and I wish you and James the best of luck with the movie!

    Ryan Smith

    Cape Cod, MA

  • JohnRaace

    January 9, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Cute James. Thank god it isn’t the girl from OA. I knew it couldn’t be true, I’m calling my buddy to rub this is his face.

    My wife wants to know if you wear P-coats or Sweatshirts? Another odd bet we have going on here.

  • retrogamer12345

    January 9, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Hi Mrs. Nerd

    i have been a HUGE fan and supporter for about 4years!!!! I have a few questions(if your interested).

    How did you meet James?

    What is your favorite AVGN episode?

    What was your first thought on Mike?

    What was your first thought on James?

    Do you also like most thing that James does? as in TMNT, Retro video games, or just about anything in between.

    That is all the questions i have for now.

    Thank You for your time,

    Zack

  • retrogamer12345

    January 9, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Hi Mrs. Nerd

    i have been a HUGE fan and supporter for about 4years!!!! I have a few questions(if your interested).

    How did you meet James?

    What is your favorite AVGN episode?

    What was your first thought on Mike?

    What was your first thought on James?

    Do you also like most thing that James does? as in TMNT, Retro video games, or just about anything in between.

    That is all the questions i have for now.

    Thank You for your time,

    Zack

  • HuneyMunster

    January 9, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Shouldnt it be Mrs Rolfe, isn’t that something that occurs when you miss the barf bag? Or is that Ralph? Nice aaaasssses, I mean glasses your both have.

    I quess Im supposed to ask a proper question.

    Does James ever consult you on the jokes and other ideas he has when making films? And have you ever added any yourself?

  • retrogamer12345

    January 9, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    haha me again

    Did you film Michelangelo’s Pizza Taste Test?

    Did you try any pizza from Michelangelo’s Pizza Taste Test?

    • January 10, 2012 at 2:06 pm

      @retrogamer12345 Actually, I can answer this one! I was the camera op for the taste test. But either James or Mike edited it, I’m not sure which… (Being camera op also meant I got to avoid eating the pizzas.)

  • Dallen9

    January 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Ello Mrs. Nerd,the question I’d like to ask is: What was your first reaction to AVGN when he first told you about it?

  • PrettyCoolGuy

    January 9, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    I’v never posted on here before but seeing this and most of all reading the really really stupid comments down below made me write something.

    1. When did this become a boys only club? I dont think it ever has or ever claimed to be…

    2. For all you guys scared she’s trying to ”take over” or scared she influencing James in the wrong way you’re wrong. The whole post is about her being on the side lines all these years and all she is doing right now is giving people who actually care to know more about James a chance to ask questions to the most important person in his life. How is this threatening to anyone?

    3. If you dont care for what she has to say IGNORE IT. How about that idea?

    Keep up the good work James and thank you Mrs. Nerd for taking the time to give us a glimpse into James life.

    James is a very lucky man.

    • JelwynnKain

      January 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

      @PrettyCoolGuy those guies don’t understand that the website has to show new stuff while James is working on his movie. Mike and Mrs Nerd make videos so the fans connect on a website wich is updated frequently and they should be gratefull for that.

    • MECHAGARY

      January 9, 2012 at 6:47 pm

      @PrettyCoolGuy Your eloquence baffles all. I have nothing else to add.

      Except for these quotes from some very smart Caucasoids…..

      “To do is to be” Socrates

      “To be is to do.” Plato

      “Shoo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo” Sinatra

      “Yaba-Daba-Doo” Flintstone.

      “Do Me, Do Me,,,, Do Me!” Linda Lovelace

      “Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo” Miss Joan, (Romper Room)

  • aishadracogryph

    January 9, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Do you have to clean up his “messes” XD

  • AngryiPadNerd

    January 9, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    Where did you guys meet? and Are there any little nerds in the near future plans?

    You guys are an adorable couple, and it’s great to see a couple like you guys.

  • Jack Rabbit Ninja

    January 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    All we want to see is you (Mrs Nerd) and James (Mr. Nerd) cursing and cracking jokes in the next AVGN episode. We like the Nerd shows and we want to see you in the shows making jokes just like James does. That’s all we want.

  • Isamu_Jenius

    January 9, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Mrs. Nerd: Where did you take James on the first date?

  • Isamu_Jenius

    January 9, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Mrs. Nerd: Where you and James go on your first date?

  • KenPostnikoff

    January 9, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    How was James changed from the extremely shy, awkward days of “Rolfe: A No Budget Dream” where he described himself as “nobody” without his movies, to who he is today?

    • Olivania

      January 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm

      @KenPostnikoff Good question, I would also know the answer to this one.

  • Isamu_Jenius

    January 9, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Mrs. Nerd: Where did you and James go on your first date?

  • Isamu_Jenius

    January 9, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Mrs. Nerd: Where did you and James go for your first date?

  • January 9, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    What is your most favorite, most hated, and most agrivated video game of yours?

  • Necramonium

    January 9, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    When will we see a Nerd Jr. :P

  • yamina_chan

    January 9, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    I am more then certain that there are way more then 10 females reading this *laughs* I’ve at least increased the count by one just now =D

    Personally I always respected the fact that you did not “show” your face and was statisfied with the one or two times James mentioned you. After all, as you said, creativity can be expressid in various ways. And it also requires some form of bravery. However, I am really happy that you decided to take some of your time to say Hi to the fans. Since I am a writer myself I always HAVE to ask this one I find out that someone else writes as well: “What do you write?” Storys i suppose, but it could also be plays or poetry. And if it is stroys, what kind? Have you specializised yourself on something or is it a wider area?

    Drawing is also something I enjoy but since that is even harder to categorisize, I personally would just like to know a little bit about what you are writing simply because I have loved to do for as long as I can think. =)

    Once again, thanks for taking one step out of the shadows and introduce yourself a little bit.

  • WOZ93

    January 9, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    how long have you been married to james?

  • DrakeZilla

    January 9, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    I am a 9 year old boy named Drake. I have been SOOO inspired by James, with his reviews. Because of monster madness I now have a passionate love for the classic movie monsters AND the actors that played them as well. Also because of his Board James review of Deadly Danger Dungeon, I have made my own Godzilla Board game similar to it, but not an exact copy. It is nice to see you Mrs. Rolfe, and I can not wait to hear your GREAT Nerd stories to come!

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      @DrakeZilla See all you other fans? This 9 year old shows more maturity than most of you. Learn something from this little gentleman!

  • KyleJohnson1

    January 9, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Where did u and james meet?

  • Kirbypuff

    January 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    What states will you guys be visiting? I live in Maryland, and it would be great to meet you guys.

  • KevinHanse

    January 9, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Have you played Dark Souls? :D D

  • brutechaos

    January 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    when she eats your soul james, can i have some of your stuff? I’m kidding, though it frightens me to think of the site going in a new direction, it’s also exciting. sorry if my previous post seemed mean spirited, watching James video’s brings alot back to me, I remember playing most of those shitty games as a litle kid and getting just as pissed off at times. You married the ass and you put up with him so you must be at least 1/10th as cool and thus, pretty cool in my book. whatever takes a little weight off james’s shoulders so he can focus on the movie is a good thing, nice to meet you mrs nerd.

  • RonanMcDonnell

    January 9, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Behind every great man, eh?

    My girlfriend has a quite popular fashion blog. So I’m like the male you :)

    I always wondered why James’ wife stayed out of the picture, but I gotta say you two make an awesome couple and I wish you guys the very best in life!

  • googlejustsucks

    January 9, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Is Metalcommand your secret lover or why does he have over 9000 posts on this page?

    • gamez

      January 10, 2012 at 1:59 am

      I would call him an overzealous fan. And he always defends James anytime there is remote criticism. Its as if he’s James unofficial bitch @googlejustsucks

  • TrueManaBeast

    January 9, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    I am amused by the pic at the bottem of the page James looks like a goober and you look kinda pissed lol. But regardless I’m sure your additions to the site will be apperciated, just don’t let the trolls get to ya. Good Luck and remember to keep James grounded once he strikes it big with his movie.

  • Sinomerta

    January 9, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    One of “10 female viewers” typing. It’s so nice to finaly read from you.

    I’ve always assumed James kept you locked up in his Deadly Danger Dungeon.

    I know its a cliché question but how did you guys meet?

    Btw best wishes for all your future plans.

    Greetings,

    Mirna

  • marcohern

    January 9, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Hello Mrs. Nerd! Look foward to seeing you as a character in one of James spoofs!

  • matto

    January 10, 2012 at 12:23 am

    How did you react to the shit and profanity jokes when you saw them on the nerd videos? I can’t imagine he did or does those jokes around you for fun lol.

    Any out of character activities you guys do together?

  • nerdlover99

    January 10, 2012 at 12:37 am

    How big is James’ dick?

  • alfredhancock

    January 10, 2012 at 1:29 am

    James you lucky fucker! shes a hottie, mrs nerd, one question, Did you ever play video games as a kid, and what did you play?

  • Texture11

    January 10, 2012 at 1:39 am

    Hi, my name is Robert and I’m a long time fan of the AVGN show.

    After seeing Mrs. Nerd for the first time I have a proposition for you.

    I am willing to donate 100,000 dollars towards your AVGN movie if I am allowed to have sex with your wife, Mrs. Nerd.

    We can e-mail each other with the details.

  • Texture11

    January 10, 2012 at 1:41 am

    Hi, my name is Robert and I’m a longtime fan of the AVGN show.

    After seeing Mrs. Nerd for the first time I have a proposition for you.

    I am willing to donate 100,000 (one hundred thousand) dollars towards your AVGN movie if I am allowed to have sex with your wife, Mrs. Nerd.

    We can e-mail each other with the details.

    • metalcommand

      January 10, 2012 at 2:32 am

      @Texture11 That sounds like a movie I’ve seen…guy offers the main character 1.000.000 to have sex with his wife…..

      • gamez

        January 11, 2012 at 9:40 pm

        Indecent proposal its called. Demi moore is the girl who robert Redford is interested in. @metalcommand @Texture11

    • solidfake

      January 10, 2012 at 3:19 am

      @Texture11 Wow, really dude? Show some respect, you moron.

    • tsbaron

      January 10, 2012 at 5:06 am

      @Texture11 I get that you’re doing an Indecent Proposal gag, but your humor isn’t flying well.

      If you really wanted to be funny, you’d offer Mrs. Nerd 100k to have sex with the Nerd himself.

  • Soundchaser

    January 10, 2012 at 1:52 am

    CM’s quest is over, the girl is here! Even the bridge on Dragon’s Lair can’t take it when a girl says “Why do you spends all this time with a website, I want to be part of it.”. Just kidding. :p

  • RichNilan

    January 10, 2012 at 2:42 am

    I always figured James had a wife or a girlfriend or something. He’s a pretty awesome guy. I’ve been watching the AVGN episodes for years now. How did you respond when you found out he had this enormous collection of video game memorabilia? I am sure most girls would be turned off by it.

    • vaponteblizz

      January 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm

      @RichNilan I would be turned on

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 5:10 pm

        @vaponteblizz@RichNilan Me too.

  • VI6Roku

    January 10, 2012 at 3:48 am

    Hot wife, loyal fans, James you sure you’re not some kinda king? and if so watch out Motherfucker mike might be after the crown and the wife(atleast the crown)

  • CarlCollier

    January 10, 2012 at 3:56 am

    Where did you and James meet?

  • TrampusClimer

    January 10, 2012 at 5:08 am

    This is the worst comment system ever. It emails you constantly. I hate it even more than Disqus, what’s wrong with the regular ol’ WP comments?

    • firewarrior2112

      January 10, 2012 at 12:09 pm

      @TrampusClimer you can tell it not to or tell it to just email you if you get replys. its very simple. i only care if someone replys to me so i think its pretty good. the messaging on the page is instant and you can see new comments without refreshing.

  • sporpigal

    January 10, 2012 at 5:47 am

    Why is that smile so fake :) just like : ehhhh why she has to stick her nose in my business :)

  • Olivania

    January 10, 2012 at 6:01 am

    Why did you write: “Yes, James is married.
    * shock, horror, surprise, fainting, screams, sighs, pants-shitting, mass hysteria ensues
    * the interwebs explode
    * dust clears, life goes on…”?

    James is 30 or 31, isn’t he? It’s normal to be married at that age (at least where I live). XD

    • somedude

      January 10, 2012 at 1:46 pm

      @Olivania Lots of rumors and stuff all over internet of fan making “proof” that James was married

  • leeratsin

    January 10, 2012 at 6:34 am

    Okay I’m probably not going to get this answered but do you all play video game’s, together, or separately?

    and another thought does jame’s ever do anything in character while not in character? example being his facial expressions while doing the nerd video’s are something people remember does he ever make those same faces and acting in a way that would remind someone of the nerd. does he ever slip and and say one of his lines from a nerd video, things like that. if your still reading this i thank you. one last thought. my guess is he wears glasses while doing the nerd thing because it’s sort of required now. it just fits the image. but does he need glasses or does he wear contacts, if the latter is true, does he ever wear the glasses around the house? do you make jokes about it? keep up the good work guys, i wish i could play a small part in this movie, even if it was something goofy i’ve always wanted to act. here’s hoping your movie is a huge success. *we’re all waiting for it*

  • Funeralfog

    January 10, 2012 at 6:48 am

    i was wondering if you would try an episode for shits and giggles, it would be funny to see you going off on some god-awful game. huge fan of the series, and it has definitely made me dust off the old consoles, and even buy some games. so do you partake in the gaming much? and if so what’s the worst game you’ve ever played, and do you have any input on which shitty game would be good to review? thanks

  • Nex

    January 10, 2012 at 7:07 am

    Do you like Video-Games yourself? And if yes, do you like Retro Games? :P

  • BatmanTheThird

    January 10, 2012 at 8:07 am

    Which AVGN video do you like best?

  • ShankyShank

    January 10, 2012 at 8:37 am

    I knew he was married, I just wasn’t expecting a lady. Sorry, that wasn’t a question.

  • kane117

    January 10, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Since you enjoy writing, do you occasionally collaborate with James on some of his scripts? If so, have your contributions made it into any of the Nerd videos or other high-profile videos on Cinemassacre?

  • kane117

    January 10, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Since you enjoy writing, do you occasionally collaborate with James on some of his scripts? If so, have your contributions made it into any of the videos on the Cinemassacre website?

  • kane117

    January 10, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Since you enjoy writing, do you occasionally collaborate with James on some of his scripts? If so, have your contributions made it into any of the videos on the Cinemassacre website?

  • zhekazlo

    January 10, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Will you play a role in AVGN The Movie?

  • Rhoey

    January 10, 2012 at 10:07 am

    It’s great to finally read from you. I always knew that James had a wife (I noticed the wedding band), and I was always curious about her, so this is really exciting news.

    I prefer the written format myself. Though I must say, it would be fun to see you in a video or an AVGN/Board James episode one day, no pressure though!

    Seeing as there already so many comments, I have no way of knowing whether or not what I intend to ask has already been asked, so here goes:

    1) Do you critique James’ work when still in progress and give your input on what to improve, and so on?

    2) What’s your name? (As in first name)

  • Crawfish

    January 10, 2012 at 10:07 am

    Has James ever cause destruction around the house that made you upset?

  • Rhoey

    January 10, 2012 at 10:10 am

    It’s great to finally read from you. I always knew that James had a wife (I noticed the wedding band), and I was always curious about her, so this is really exciting news. I’m one of the 10 female fans, I suppose.

    I prefer the written format myself, actually. Though I must say, it would be fun to see you in a video or an AVGN/Board James episode one day, no pressure though!

    Seeing as there are already so many comments, I have no way of knowing whether or not my questions have already been asked, but I’ll ask anyway.

    1) Do you critique James’ work when still in progress and give your input on what to improve, and so on?

    2) What’s your name? (As in first name)

  • TheWhoosy

    January 10, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Do a AMA on Reddit instead! It’d be a lot simpler and a whole lot more people would ask questions.

  • davidsworld3

    January 10, 2012 at 10:36 am

    I’m married myself but wasted no time I’m 23 almost 24 this feb, but my wife is 30 lol, she is a PUMA she calls it, married life sure is great, but must be nice having a guy that makes a shit ton of money just posting vids though, but I’m sure he is a great guy he comes off rather boring though outside of his character, like with interviews he seems to not care what the guy is saying.

    Well enjoy the gold digging mrs. nerd. Kind weird I also figured he was married for a long while now but your shyness is weird. You make a ton of money off this guy yet you never really appear in any of his stuff? Thats your deal though, think you would say hi to the fans in a vid or something or make a review with him in some funny way.

    Uh my wife is hotter though but I have to say it in case she ever sees this lol

    • metalcommand

      January 10, 2012 at 11:51 am

      @davidsworld3 He’s shy, not boring….big difference, mate.

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:08 pm

      @davidsworld3 What an asshole. She was married to him BEFORE he became the AVGN. Some people don’t like the spot light and are shy. She has every right to not post anything. It is nice that she did. Why are so many of you trying to make her feel unwelcome?

  • Awatierz

    January 10, 2012 at 11:49 am

    I did know that James was married from one of the AVGN-Nostalgia Critic Final Battle Behind the Scenes video where they mentioned his wife tying Doug’s tie because he didn’t know how to tie a tie. After that I didn’t question it much, though I never heard other people did either.

    Other than that, I’m supporting the movie in spirit. I live all the way in Thailand, so whether I get to see the finished product or get it shipped (probably with expensive tax), I just hope it comes out in whatever medium it is.

  • tysonlindgren

    January 10, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Seeing how good looking your wife is has just ruined AVGN for me.

  • tysonatthemovies

    January 10, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Seeing how good looking his wife is almost ruins AVGN if it wasn’t so damn funny.

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 17, 2012 at 5:05 pm

      @tysonatthemovies Y, u jelly?

  • waitingforthenight

    January 10, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    d

  • waitingforthenight

    January 10, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    What do you think about the irate gamer?

  • ChrisUchytil

    January 10, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    What’s your favorite video game?

    What’s your favorite monster movie?

    What’s your favorite AVGN video?

    What game (video or board) frustrated you most as a child/young-adult?

    These seem like questions that are just BEGGING to be answered!!!

  • firewarrior2112

    January 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    i demand a first name, even if its a pen name (or the online equivalent), because “mrs. nerd” is not very good. like “mike” isn’t “nerd’s friend”.

    • tsbaron

      January 10, 2012 at 12:18 pm

      @firewarrior2112 Demanding is an awfully impolite way to ask a question. She chose the name she chose, and didn’t want to give a first name.

      Here’s a name for you to use in the meantime: She’s Nerdfucker Nancy. Just go with that if you feel the need for a first name for this lady.

      • firewarrior2112

        January 10, 2012 at 12:40 pm

        @tsbaron well then that was unnecessary. sorry for the poor choice of words. is “ask” better? how do you know she chose it? i assumed it was chosen for the time being so people who read the description would know what the thing was about.

      • tsbaron

        January 10, 2012 at 1:42 pm

        @firewarrior2112 “ask” is exactly appropriate. “Demand” is what you do when you have hostages, or something else you think the other party wants, and even then it’s an awfully impolite thing to do.

        I don’t know that she chose it, but if she didn’t, she accepted the name if it was suggested to her, and that in a way is indeed a choice. I doubt she’s being “handled” by Mr. Rolfe and is free to say things as she wishes how she wishes.

        The more I re-read the post, the more I like Nerdfucker Nancy. Or some other N name for the alliteration. Mrs. Rolfe, do get back to us on this. I think there’s gold here in this “Nerdfucker” nickname. It might be riding on Mike’s coattails, but it’s funny!

      • firewarrior2112

        January 10, 2012 at 2:04 pm

        @tsbaron well i didnt mean it like that. i meant as a fan i wanted something of a name and not a description of her relative to james. and i think the name you suggested sounds a little too personal. i was more talking just a first name. as of now, she has no place as a character on AVGN directly, so why a name like that? mike has a place and thats his name, motherfucker mike.

    • Dashhx3

      January 10, 2012 at 8:17 pm

      @firewarrior2112 her name is April. Lol :)

  • tsbaron

    January 10, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    I’m sure Mr. and Mrs. Rolfe knew what kinds of comments and questions were to be expected when the post was made, but I’m really astonished at how impolite and inconsiderate some of the questions here are, in either phrasing or content.

    Here’s a serious question for Mrs. Nerd, though: What do you do by trade, and does your husband give you any input on that? I’ve noticed a lot of questions asking you if you give your husband input on his film making, and was curious if the reverse is true.

  • Toblakai

    January 10, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    ohhh, he is married! big surprise! i thought he is wearing the ring just for fun. (<—yes, that is sarcasm :P )

    • ChillCherry

      January 10, 2012 at 5:22 pm

      @Toblakai It’s not sarcasm, it’s verbal irony. Sarcasm is meant to be biting and hurtful while verbal irony is mild and joking. I learned that in English the other day and I’m going around correcting everybody on it. Sorry if it’s annoying. I’m a huge grammar stickler.

      • Toblakai

        January 12, 2012 at 11:53 am

        @ChillCherry actually thanks. i overread it again and you obviously very right, i obviously confused it again :)

      • Toblakai

        January 12, 2012 at 11:53 am

        @ChillCherry find the missing word and win a toaster.

      • ChillCherry

        January 12, 2012 at 5:45 pm

        @Toblakai Is it are??

  • Toblakai

    January 10, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    forgot the question, sorry! could you ask james what he thinks about plok for the snes? or rather, command him to destroy this game in a review, pretty please? anyways, thanks and as always have a nice day :)

  • ChazBlack

    January 10, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Maybe to go more in-depth with the diversity, while not being on camera, could post some cooking recipes/art/writings. Just a though.

    • tsbaron

      January 10, 2012 at 1:36 pm

      @ChazBlack I’m replying to this asking Mrs. Nerd not to read too much into the request for recipes. I’m a guy too and I love cooking. Do indeed share with us tasty ideas of stuff I can cook for myself and my girlfriend.

      • January 10, 2012 at 1:59 pm

        @tsbaron@ChazBlack I also nominate the recipes for Nerdy delights. Mrs. Nerd makes the best Mountain Dew cupcakes. :)

      • gamez

        January 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm

        Hey are you going to be involoved in the production of the movie to aa certain extent. Let us know @StephanieYuhas @tsbaron @ChazBlack

      • tsbaron

        January 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm

        @StephanieYuhas@ChazBlack Mountain Dew cupcakes? You mean like cupcakes that taste like mountain dew?

        This recipe must be shared

  • TEvil

    January 10, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    nude pics?

    C’mon james dont be so shy, I bet you’re packin!

    • somedude

      January 10, 2012 at 1:40 pm

      @TEvil Hello troll

      • TEvil

        January 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm

        @somedude hi

    • RhyanChapman

      January 10, 2012 at 2:10 pm

      WTF man why even say this @TEvil

      • TEvil

        January 10, 2012 at 2:35 pm

        @RhyanChapman@TEvil

        well to be honest there was some formatting to make it “appear” the question was for her, but then further down it was twisted to show it was directed at james. Was funny before it was auto corrected and the separation was removed. either way the guys whole routine is dirty humor at video games, i am sure he can take the swing.

      • fishy

        January 11, 2012 at 9:35 am

        Well, I thought it was kinda funny anyway. @TEvil

  • James_Rules

    January 10, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    I’m not surprised that Mrs. Rofle finally explained herself to us all. At this point, Cinemassacre, James, and MotherFucker Mike is now an entrepreneurship. This all could be something great, it has the potential, so why not explain part of their personal lives? I personally don’t care to hear everyone’s stories, but I’m sure someday when someone is investing in Cinemassace, they probably will.

    I just had the impression that Mrs. Rofle was evil and had a problem with the AVGN series since nobody had a clue of who she was. By now, you’d think you’d have an idea of all of the videos of James touring his house. Though knowing so much from James after what has it been? Five Years? I should have gotten the impression that she was a female version of James. Judging by the letter and the photo, that seems to be the case.

    The only question I have for you Mrs. Nerd- Did you have a feeling that James would be famous for all of his work someday? Did he stand out from everyone else(besides being shy)? I’m sure James finds it as interesting as I do that he is famous for the one piece of work that he didn’t take that seriously.

    • James_Rules

      January 10, 2012 at 2:31 pm

      Also, is James much of a leader?

      • James_Rules

        January 10, 2012 at 2:32 pm

        thanks btw

  • JoeBob1980

    January 10, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    We fans demand a AVGN sex tape.

    Where both of you are having angry nerd sex.

    Nerdfucker Nancy please upload the video.

    Thank you!

  • Cameron Van Item

    January 10, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    She’s beautiful, James! You two are so sweet together!

  • JeffreyManalili

    January 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    your so lucky nerd! =)

  • JeffreyManalili

    January 10, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    uuhhhhmmmmm… so……. is mike married aswell??

    • metalcommand

      January 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

      @JeffreyManalili Yeah, to his mother. Otherwise he could never be a motherfucker ;) ….*badjoke*

  • MichaelRiley

    January 10, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    James I got to say you did good WOW!!!!!! Ok now for Mrs. Rolfe I would like to ask did you ever think in your wildest Imagination think that Cinemassacre would become this big and that your Husband would become this popular? Also be honest was James getting hit on all the time and that was part of the reason you wanted to let people know that you are here!? LOL

  • Creatureofnite

    January 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Question, does James get as angry as he does in his videos at other things?

  • Steven_Danger

    January 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Nice to find out what the Mrs. Nerd looks like. Now, onto my questions!

    -When did you meet?

    -Who proposed and when?

    -Are you going to have little Nerdlings?

    -Do you like any of the games that James hates?

  • JoelRikardSlots

    January 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    How did you meet?

    What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

    Craziest story involving james?

  • Spidernigger

    January 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I am in love with James Rolfe, why you taken him away from me? :’(

  • Nihlist

    January 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    What’s been the strangest conversation between you, James, and Mike?

  • JoeBob1980

    January 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Have the two of you ever gotten into an argument or a dispute and then James starts going all AVGN on you and starts cursing?

    Will you Mrs. Nerd do a AVGN video episode and review a game?

  • PickPikmin

    January 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Would you consider yourself a gamer? James obviously is, as evidence by his vast collection, but what are your thoughts on games?

  • OmegaRockman

    January 10, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    Aww! You guys look so good together! Thank you for coming out and offering to answer questions for us! I think I’ll take advantage of that opportunity!

    So, question number one: James mentioned that the AVGN Movie will feature everything he loves. Does that include you? If not, what involvement do you have with the movie, if any?

    Question two: Do you guys have kids or are planning to have kids?

    Three: When you say you want to give the site a new perspective, does that mean you will be uploading your writing and other art pieces? If so, I’m excited to see them!

    Four: Is Motherfucker Mike married or dating? Because it would really suck if he was a third wheel all the time.

    Five: My girlfriend wants to know how James is in bed. She wants to know if it’s a nerd thing. Sorry for being too personal!

    Again, thank you for offering to answer our questions. I really can’t wait for you to reply to them. I just hope that some of my questions make it in! Thank you and James for providing us with a lifetime’s worth of laughs and fun!

  • ThomasMitchell

    January 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    How did u 2 meet

  • ThomasMitchell

    January 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    How long have u been together

  • DaveMcGrath

    January 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    I personally would not want to look through the dregs of wacky questions you are clearly receiving. Good luck finding the gems in this turd-pile. And kudos on taking the time to respond to Cinnemassacre/AVGN fans. I have only one question…

    James prefers Nintendo over Sega Genesis. What about you? (hopefully this was somewhat original and not already mentioned.)

  • IlliterateDino

    January 10, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    Hello Mrs. Nerd. First please let me say that as a fan of James, I find it very embarrassing to see people wanting James to reveal more about you, with no respect to your privacy. Not all of James’ fans are like that. That said, I guess its good to see you finally speak out. Maybe then we won’t have to deal with people asking about having you show up in an AVGN episode. I look forward to hearing lots of great behind the scenes info from you.Now my question. I heard you were the one who help Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) tie his tie when he was over filming for the final battle. Is that true?

  • NikBoyle

    January 10, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    DUDE! you just increased my respect for james even more. yay, nerds can get girls! Anyway, on to the question: are you sure you wont’ be doing any reveiws? i gotta say, i’d liek to see what other people think of these obscure games.

  • Yushatak

    January 10, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    James has himself a beautiful wife. :3

  • Dashhx3

    January 10, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Okay okay time for the question we’ve all been wondering. IS HE OF SIZABLE GIRTH? Thank you for your time.

    • gamez

      January 11, 2012 at 1:26 am

      You know if you’re going to ask something as personal as that of james, I’m asking you what is your bra size. You see where I’m going with this?

      @Dashhx3

    • gamez

      January 11, 2012 at 1:27 am

      And don’t say “we” alright. Its just you @Dashhx3

    • YellingDeadpool

      January 11, 2012 at 5:08 pm

      @Dashhx3 lol totally saw that one coming, plz tell me you just want to laugh about the dumbass guy that would harass his wife(sorry would be fun to have a name but I guess Mrs. Nerd will do) in their post. If not, I’m really sorry for you

  • DJScrubblez

    January 10, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    Obviously, as James’ wife, you try to support him and all the things he does (that’s natural). Out of curiosity, have you had any input to any of his work (even if it’s something like making him not wear wrinkled shirts)? If so, what would you say would be most notable contribution? Second question; when is your anniversary? If that’s not too personal.Oh, don’t worry about not bring ethnic diversity. None of my friends are black either.The FGC loves you both =D

    • DJScrubblez

      January 11, 2012 at 1:05 pm

      Not that I’m racist against my own race (that would be weird) but I understand you talk to and use who’s available to you and have things in common with.

  • mamajamma21

    January 10, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    Why do we need diversity? What’s wrong with there being a place for men that we seem to think are all white people to go and enjoy their shared interests? There is no clamoring for diversity among communities that are primarily for women, blacks, or hispanics… why can’t we just be what we are?

    • Three

      January 10, 2012 at 9:51 pm

      @mamajamma21

    • Three

      January 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm

      @mamajamma21 You are supposed to feel bad about who you are, that’s why. Someone call the media, this one is resisting his programming.

      • mamajamma21

        January 10, 2012 at 11:00 pm

        @Three

        Amen. The site becomes defined by those who like what is put on it. If the content of it changes just so you can say it’s diverse, how is that genuine? It’s a hollow, politically correct victory. This site is awesome because it’s not politically correct or politically aware, for that matter. I come here to escape that bullshit. If I have to worry about things being placed on here for the sake of diversity, that is just pussifying something that has been so awesome and so “not about that” for years.

    • zolo1243

      January 12, 2012 at 5:40 pm

      @mamajamma21

      Since when was this site for guys only? Last time I checked, I have female parts, and I frequent Cinemassacre.

      • mamajamma21

        January 12, 2012 at 10:05 pm

        @zolo1243

        Wow. Way to miss my point entirely. Did you even read what I wrote? It doesn’t matter what the race and gender of anyone who frequents this site is. My point is the site shouldn’t apologize for the demographic it attracts and definitely shouldn’t feel compelled to change it’s content in response to the demographic.

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 4:58 pm

        @mamajamma21@zolo1243 Apparently, making a funny observation about the fact that this site has only white dudes in the videos is a cardinal sin. God, get the fuck over it people. Didn’t you read anything else in her post? You know, the part where she wants to answer questions and the like?

  • schmewmers

    January 10, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    I’m glad to know James is married. Us who have gone through the akward stages of being a teenager and then blossoming into a swan, never lose our nerdy personality or attitude. James is a good-looking guy from what I’ve seen in the other videos where is is drinking with a group of friends. James is my middle name, so I think it’s cool to be a fan as well. Way to go James. But don’t be in a rush on the kids, they can be a handful.

  • Johnpv

    January 10, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    Has there ever been a video, or something James did or said on video that you felt was pushing things just too far? If so did you say anything/voice your opinion, or just let him do his thing? Thanks by the way, love the site, and these kinds of things!

  • MichaelGanjehlou

    January 10, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    Favorite film.

  • CMDJ23

    January 10, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    Are you as beautiful, clever and funny as you seem to be?

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 10, 2012 at 11:47 pm

      Is that chocolate pudding on your nose? Oh… it’s just poo!

      (you made me do it.) @CMDJ23

      • CMDJ23

        January 10, 2012 at 11:53 pm

        @DaveMcGrath lol what?

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 11, 2012 at 8:56 pm

        I was poking fun at ya. Calling you a brown-noser. Just fkn with ya though. Not trying to put ya down ;) @CMDJ23

    • DevonDykes

      January 11, 2012 at 12:32 am

      @CMDJ23 are you really trying to hit on dude wife? really?

  • scotties83

    January 11, 2012 at 12:18 am

    A few questions..When did you and James meet?Do you help James in any way with any of his videos?Are you into video games and film (especially horror) as much as your husband?What’s it like dealing with the making of Nerd episodes? Does it ever get annoying? (Ex. Hearing him screaming obscenities while filming, or dealing with the mess that might sometimes arise from the filming. I’m thinking of the Bugs Bunny’s Crazy Castle in particular. It looked like the basement got messed up a bit with pies and such..haha)Thanks!

  • MrPanda

    January 11, 2012 at 1:02 am

    What year were you 2 married and how old?

  • ReesiePuffs

    January 11, 2012 at 1:16 am

    Further proof that nerds can get hot chicks. Congrats, James! She’s quite the winner.

  • ReesiePuffs

    January 11, 2012 at 1:19 am

    Mrs. Nerd, I found pictures posted somewhere (it was a while ago) of James and his sister at Stonehenge. Just wondering why you were not there or if you were the ones taking the pics.

    And is there some nerdy destination that the two of you went to? The Carlsbad Dinos maybe?

  • JoshuaChouiniere

    January 11, 2012 at 1:55 am

    Wow, cool to hear that you guys have a wonderful marriage. Knowing that he is married though, I have to ask: has there been anything in the episodes of AVGN that were either inspired by you as his wife or that you yourself wrote (as you mentioned you enjoy the writing part of creativity)? The other question I have is I was just wondering how much you yourself part take in things of nerd quality. Like, are you interested in video games or movies or comics or what not? And if so, what are some of your favorites from those things?

  • Elyjaah

    January 11, 2012 at 2:04 am

    I’ve got a somewhat embarrasing question, here goes.

    In the AVGN episode “Atari Porn” while reviewing one of the games, the nerd complains that no naked chicks randomly burst into his house to have their way with them, and instead gets visited by Jason Vorhees, Freddy, Bugs Bunny, etc…

    Did James ask you to be in that episode for shits and giggles?

    • MECHAGARY

      January 11, 2012 at 4:51 am

      @Elyjaah No, obviously, he didn’t. Geez, is everybody a perv here?!!

      • Elyjaah

        January 11, 2012 at 6:04 am

        @MECHAGARY I’m sorry if it looked like I asked that with sexual interest, I did not, although I think that would actually be hilarious, especially since a common stereotype of nerds is that they have a hard time with girls (which of course isn’t true.)

      • Solobear

        January 14, 2012 at 2:57 pm

        @Elyjaah@MECHAGARY The question you asked and the way you put words out, makes you look like a rapist.

  • AVGNJunior

    January 11, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Have children???? Seriously, is there a Nerd Jr? Cause we need Know yor married and I just want to know if you two have kids cause a Nerd Jr would be AWESOME!!!!

    • AVGNJunior

      January 11, 2012 at 2:07 am

      I’m not their kid, I’m just young and I like AVGN

  • RobertCain

    January 11, 2012 at 2:38 am

    You have said that you have tryed to stay behind the scenes but I must ask have you ever been tempted to make an aperance? do a little cameo or just once be apart of AVGN or BJ?

    Are you a nerd to? into video games and what not?

  • kuksoolwon

    January 11, 2012 at 3:30 am

    Are u a Gamer like James?Also what behind the scenes stories can u tell us about that we the fans dont get to see?Some Sugguestions.I would love on future AVGN DVD to see more Bloopers,Outtakes,more of the process of making the Vidz,Maybe like as an added bonus Review some Games & Systems only for the DVD itself?I know this is more a suggestion than more Questions.I would def like to see James do alot more bonus content for the DVD.I would love to see him to like a Retrospective on like a Dreamcast,Saturn.PS1,Ps2 & so on.But sorry for long messsage.But it was great to finally get to Message MrsNerd.We the Fans hope to hear more from U & maybe make a Cameo on a future AVGN Vid.Thanks for the time to read my email.

  • Lobcity

    January 11, 2012 at 3:37 am

    Are you gay?

  • Lobcity

    January 11, 2012 at 3:39 am

    Y U NO SHOW UR SELF IN VIDOEZ? Y U BE SO SHI?

  • JoeBob1980

    January 11, 2012 at 3:57 am

    Take it off……..take it off……..take it off

    Show us your tits!

    You knew this was a sausage fest.

    You knew this was going to happen.

    • MECHAGARY

      January 11, 2012 at 4:48 am

      @JoeBob1980 Ugghh,, You are being so incredibly lame. I think you could use a big cup of,, get the fuck off this site!!

      p.s. Kiss my ass. Sincerely yours,, MECHAGARY.

    • YellingDeadpool

      January 11, 2012 at 3:56 pm

      @JoeBob1980 Yep you’re totally dumbass, you’re buffalo crap eaten by an ass, and shitted again, so you’re rotting buffalo crap from an ass, yet eaten again by the same buffalo, so youre EXTREMELY ROTTING BUFFALO CRAP FROM AN ASS AND FROM A BUFFALO YET AGAIN(sorry i’m not James, I ain’t got the talent, but that guy so disrespectful i had to try, where the world is going, hopefully it’s the last year of mankind lol sarcastic

      • zolo1243

        January 12, 2012 at 5:37 pm

        @YellingDeadpool@JoeBob1980

        He’s putrid buffalo shit shoved up Mario’s little plumber ass, re-shit into the mouth of Link, who then puked him into Godzilla’s toilet. Was that any good?

      • YellingDeadpool

        January 13, 2012 at 9:43 am

        @zolo1243@YellingDeadpool@JoeBob1980 I’m not quite sure for the ending, but the begining was nice and it had a good burst of anger, good job dude lol.

        Look guys you can be perv, I got perv friends that, example cannot download dc online cause he don’t have any memory left because he has too much porn, but he don’t harass people with post, just keep it to yourself, restrain it goddamnit!

    • Nuketehbomb

      January 12, 2012 at 7:53 am

      @JoeBob1980 Son, I am disappoint.

  • kuksoolwon

    January 11, 2012 at 4:08 am

    Oh boy thoese are sure going to get a Response from Mrs Nerd!Shows us ur Tits.Ur lucky Mr.Nerd doesnt kick the Shit Of U saying that to his Wife!People are suppose to be Fans,Not Disrespecting to a guy Wife!Man u Ruin it for the Good People

  • FrancisZabala

    January 11, 2012 at 4:13 am

    C’mon dudes. Show some respect.

    • kuksoolwon

      January 11, 2012 at 4:17 am

      I’m with ya Man,Man these people are FN rude.

  • MECHAGARY

    January 11, 2012 at 4:59 am

    So what’s up with the disrespectful fans? Are they fans at all?

    • Olivania

      January 11, 2012 at 1:40 pm

      @MECHAGARY I think they are some bored morons who are seeking attention. Since they have no talent to do something creative (like James for example) they insult others and cause trouble. It’s (almost) impossible to prevent that from happening. I think the best thing is to completely ignore them. (Yes, I know it’s sometimes hard to do that, but imo it’s the best thing we can do.)

  • MECHAGARY

    January 11, 2012 at 5:23 am

    I think I get it now. How naive of me?.. The people that are saying these nasty things about Mrs. Nerd, aren’t motivated by jealousy, lust, or general lack of respect. I get it now.

    They are from a rival site. A copy-cat site. I won’t mention the name. He doesn’t deserve any recognition. I checked his site out. He sucks. Just weed out the good, from the bad, The wheat, from the chaff.. People suck.

    • metalcommand

      January 11, 2012 at 5:32 am

      @MECHAGARY You mean that I-rate gamer douchebag?

      • gamez

        January 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

        You know the irategamer. Ichecked out his site. He’s bben throough a hard time , he had a death in the family. so come on let’s show some respect alright @metalcommand @MECHAGARY

      • gamez

        January 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

        right now I feel sorry for the irate gamer. He had a dath in the family. He mentioned it on his site. He’s been through alot @metalcommand @MECHAGARY

      • zolo1243

        January 12, 2012 at 5:34 pm

        @metalcommand@MECHAGARY

        Perhaps the I rate GAYmer indeed XD

  • AndrewFysh

    January 11, 2012 at 6:29 am

    are you gonna be in the AVGN movie or episodes one of these days?

  • mirwave22

    January 11, 2012 at 6:48 am

    @dnffla 응 이게 누구야?

  • DanielHurst

    January 11, 2012 at 7:24 am

    MOTHERFUCKER MIKE, I recommend a thumbs down or a “dislike” button. When someone gets 5 or 10 dislikes it removes their post or appoint a daytime moderator. Even if it doesn’t bother James and it shouldn’t some of these comments are garbage lol.

    • bhaschalk

      January 11, 2012 at 10:42 am

      @DanielHurst Agree; if this livefyre app can do that I’m sure we’d all use it.

      • January 11, 2012 at 7:39 pm

        There is the “flag” button at the end of the comment, on the left ^_^ @bhaschalk @DanielHurst

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 4:52 pm

        @Kiarachu@bhaschalk@DanielHurst I’ve been flagging posts like mad. The little tools that are asking inappropriate questions should be silenced.

    • January 11, 2012 at 7:38 pm

      There is the “flag” button. It’s under the comment on the left ^_^ @DanielHurst

  • Strazdas

    January 11, 2012 at 7:30 am

    My question would be: How did you met eachother?

  • Locksheon

    January 11, 2012 at 8:07 am

    So, are you the one who draws the pictures of James featured at the beginning of the AVGN videos?

    • bhaschalk

      January 11, 2012 at 10:34 am

      @Locksheon Poor Mike, you get no respect! No Lock that would be MotherfuckerMike Matei, our favorite lion.

  • BrandonWright1

    January 11, 2012 at 8:26 am

    How has James’ celebrity impacted your daily life and how does his hectic schedule of constantly pumping out videos impact your time together?

  • BrandonWright1

    January 11, 2012 at 8:26 am

    How has James’ celebrity impacted your daily life and how does his hectic schedule of constantly pumping out videos impact your time together?

  • AndresMrad

    January 11, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Q: ¿why do you look so unhappy on that picture (the one on this blog entry), as opposed to James?

  • fishy

    January 11, 2012 at 9:32 am

    Would you be willing to share any of your drawing artwork with us as well? I guess it’s a bit weird to be initially interested because I’m a fan of James but I can relate more with your way of expressing yourself with written words or drawing. Drawing is what I am mostly in to, so I think it would be neat if you shared some of your artwork with the fans too.

  • CraigTalbert

    January 11, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Do you guys have matching glasses?

  • unholywretched

    January 11, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Nice to know James has time for family with all his hard work. My question is if James makes it to the “BIG TIME” with his movies how will this effect his and your life as a couple.

  • AlejandroLopez

    January 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    1. Are you a gamer?

    2. Did James ever asked you to help him in an episode? Did you had a role in episodes?

    3. What do you think about the whole AVGN show?

    4. What do you think about James future?

    5. How did you meet James?

    Thanks for this Q&A,, and don’t listen to those jackasses who haven’t grown up.

  • RawJah

    January 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    I just wanted to mention, that i knew that James is Married, since the Nostalgia Critic after one Battle once said, they needed the Nerd’s Wife to tie the tie of the Critic, cause neither the Nerd nor the Critic were able to do so. :D I think its great you start to become more official here.

  • DJScrubblez

    January 11, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    I feel that my last post about the subject was missing a very important question and would be a question about you specifically. I see that you’ve listed your talents but I would like to know where I can view them. Do you feel you have any notable works of art/writing/etc. that you would like to share with us?

  • January 11, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    This read like an introduction and I was constantly waiting for a big “…but” or a “That said,….” –

    Either way, only question I have is:

    With work like this one tends to do scenes over and over again and it never seems to be perfect. Does it happen notably often that you have to “make him” stop working and/or reassure him that it’s good as it is?

    Oh and: If there are no plans for Super Mecha Death Christ to appear in the movie, for James to add him.

  • January 11, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    This read like an introduction and I was constantly waiting for a big “…but” or a “That said,….” –

    Either way, only question I have is:

    With work like this one tends to do scenes over and over again and it never seems to be perfect. Does it happen notably often that you have to “make him” stop working and/or reassure him that it’s good as it is?

    Oh and: If there are no plans for Super Mecha Death Christ to appear in the movie, force James to add him.

  • Stonen80

    January 11, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    I’m just glad MotherFucker Mike is doing that MotherFuckin’ Mondays I think that’ll be enough to sate my content needs. lol

    Hmm questions – I would imagine most of us would like to know if you’re a gamer. If so what’s your fav games, etc.

    Hmm – Do all your neighbours know about James’ Nerd character? If so, any funny stories you would be willing to share?

    Thanks! :)

  • LoriBurdette

    January 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Being married to A nerd is hard enough… I can’t imagine being married to THE NERD!

  • Todtgeburt

    January 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    here is my Question (excuse my bad English. I am from Germany :-) :

    Do the both of you share the same taste of movies? Or are they any arguments about which movie you gonna watch when you go to the cinema?

    • Kreatorrage

      January 11, 2012 at 4:01 pm

      @Todtgeburt I’m from Germany myself and that is no excuse to not learn proper English.

      • YellingDeadpool

        January 11, 2012 at 4:08 pm

        @Kreatorrage@Todtgeburt Dude, it’s true, but if you’re not that great with another language you don’t have to be bash by people for no reason, your post is moronic and don’t have any meaning to it, maybe he’s still learning, i excuse myself for my english cause i’m still learning it everyday, and even if i become very good in english I’ll keep excusing cause it’ not my main language and if I make a mistake, I don,t want people to misunderstand my post, so let people live, and don’t post stupid things

  • LoriBurdette

    January 11, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    I do have a question… What creative juices do you add to the flavor of cinemassacre? And do you or James engage in any nerd crafts? Zelda paintings, Contra Cross stitch, or the like. I have noticed Cubee crafts in the background of OA and wondered if there was anymore.

  • bigpike54

    January 11, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    My simple questions; How did you two meet? Are you both “nerds” so to speak?

  • YellingDeadpool

    January 11, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Well, first I want to thank you for your time and this opportunity to ask question it’s very kind of you. I’m glad James has someone in his life, good for you James you rock, take care of her dude and continue your great job, and to motherfucker mike too, you’re awesome dude. I’ll ask these simples question, and sorry for my poor english:

    1. Does James get really very angry at games sometime, outside the show?

    2. Sorry about that one but: What is it with the picture, James in nerd outfit, and you, not looking so happy, is there something we should know?

    3. Don’t you get upset by the people posting moronic insult for you and for James? And what would you do to them if you could do something?

    4. Are you an Angry Nerd too?

    Thank you again for your time, take care of you and James

  • fenzcu

    January 11, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    Welcome to James’s world! Now you will be attracting fans and stalkers or both in one. I’d like to know how you guys met! And my suggestion for you if u want to start making your own contribution to the site, is to start making cameos in James’s videos. Don’t come all out with your own video. Let your fame gradually build and in the end u just might replace the Nerd Himself! (good luck with that)

  • doctorphantasm

    January 11, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Nice to meet you, Mrs. Nerd. Now I want to know if there’s a Mrs. MotherFucker.

  • DanielGarabedian

    January 11, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Married? He doesn’t act like it. No offense but i always thought he was gay. LOL

    • MarlonPJManalese

      January 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

      @DanielGarabedian LOL I always thought he was just asexual. He never expressed any interest in the sexual so I thought he was just like any other nerd devoid of it, but I did also suspect he may have someone he kept under wraps…so to speak :S

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 17, 2012 at 4:49 pm

        @MarlonPJManalese@DanielGarabedian I am blown away by the two of you. He is the Angry Video Game Nerd. Where in that do you get that he should be talking about his sex life? Why does the fact that he doesn’t talk about it make him either “gay” or “asexual?” Just because some guys can’t shut up about it doesn’t mean all guys are that way.

  • benjam622

    January 11, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Do you ever have to make James stop working and “come back to real life?”

    What do you guys like to do together? What’s the perfect NERD date night?

    Are you a springboard for his creative ideas or does he separate that part of himself entirely from his personal life (i.e. you?)

    I’ve gathered that you guys live in the Northern US (mostly from AVGN’s accent and i think I’ve seen snow at some point.) Did you guys settle down in your hometown or did you guys start fresh in a new place?

  • DJ_Duikplank

    January 11, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Hey mrs Nerd, good to know you and Mr Nerd have a wonderful marriage. I was wondering, is there any time that the neighbours were hearing the swearing and shouting of james, that they came @ the door to ask what was happening?

  • ROCKYKILLU

    January 11, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Wow James! Your wife matches you perfectly! As a long time hardcore fan of yours I am happy to finally see what your wife looks like. Not that I am some kind of creepy stalker that is. GOD bless you and your wife and I plan to donate 200 dollars to your movie!

  • penguin

    January 11, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Well well well, finally the mystery is solved, may i be the 100’000’0th person to say, “Greetings from nerd vill, population.. an infinite number of perverted dudes, trolls and other inconveniences” i must say were happy to have you. :D as for my question, judging from this post your vocabulary actually bears a striking resemblance to james himself, so, dose this mean you help create the videos in some way, or has james just rubbed off on you? either way, i wouldn’t be surprised.

  • DaveMcGrath

    January 11, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    Smurf = Smurfette

    Nerd = Nerdette?

  • WillBrueggemann

    January 11, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    I don’t have a question I would just like to say that I have a lot of respect for you for keeping yourself a secret for all these years. Alls I know is, we all love James and if behind every “fuckin” nerd is an even greater Mrs. Nerd than long live the Rolfe’s!

  • Klutonec

    January 11, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    oh man that picture is hilarious.

  • FrankCabanski

    January 11, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    Are there any little nerds, nerdlings, mini-nerds in the plans?

  • thesnake383

    January 11, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    How does James balance being The Nerd and being married?

  • sideshow_evan

    January 11, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    Am I the only one that noticed James wearing a wedding ring during some of his none character videos? Careful observation.

    • JoeKeckley

      January 12, 2012 at 2:46 am

      @sideshow_evan Naw, ive known for a long time, Creig sayed it once in a screwattack panels about a year ago to an obsessive nerd fan , the wedding ring is another give away, I think the real question, is there or will there ever be a little Nerd running around the house?

    • Solobear

      January 13, 2012 at 11:08 pm

      @sideshow_evan

  • Eloi

    January 11, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    My question is: how did James developed his social abilities over the years? It’s clear that he had many issues with relationships in general and were socially awkward in the past, did you met him when he was still like that? Did you help him to improve these aspects, how did he manage that? Viewing him as the Nerd I never though that he would be so shy and seemingly introverted, so it was quite a surprise to hear that from him in a video. You’re a beautiful couple by the way, hope to see more from you, Mrs. Nerd =) Hugs from a fan from Brazil!

  • Eloi

    January 11, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    My question is: how did James developed his social abilities over the years? It’s clear that he had many issues with relationships in general and was socially awkward in the past, did you met him when he was still like that? Did you helped him to improve those aspects, how did he managed that? Viewing him as the Nerd I never though that he would be so shy and seemingly introverted, so it was quite a surprise to hear that from him in a video. You’re a beautiful couple by the way, hope to see more from you, Mrs. Nerd =) Hugs from a fan from Brazil!

    • jigglyclops

      January 12, 2012 at 4:22 pm

      @Eloi Did he had relationship issues in the past?

      • Eloi

        January 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm

        @jigglyclops I don’t know if I had expressed myself correctly, but by relationship I mean with other people in general, with people in daily life, not just with girlfriends and such. About that, yeah, he did, he said this during a special cinemassacre video, telling how it began etc.

      • Eloi

        January 12, 2012 at 8:55 pm

        @jigglyclops I don’t know if I had expressed myself correctly, but by relationship I mean interacting with other people in general, with people in daily life, not just with girlfriends and such. About that, yeah, he did, he said this during a special cinemassacre video, telling how it began etc.

  • elcalvo

    January 12, 2012 at 12:40 am

    I think it would be great to know more stuff about how things are done here. I don’t think it would be a good idea to dwell too much on Jame’s mind or in your marital relationship, specially the more recognition Cinemassacre gets (makes me think of celebrities, and how they fail…).

  • captkiro

    January 12, 2012 at 4:00 am

    hey how did you guys meet if you don’t mind answering.

  • BrooksKimble

    January 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

    I’ve read somewhere online that you have done a few (or alot) of camera work, producer type things with Mr. Nerd (that’s just the best way to address him now lol) Is this true? and if so, do you plan to expand or increase your behind the camera work with him?

    and i know this will probably completely kick me from having my question answered, but…….. HOTTIE!!!!!!!!

  • NikolaiStreisky

    January 12, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Hey, I’ ve been watching your show since the beginning, years ago. And this is my firts time i comment. I’m from Brazil, and I’m a teoritician (Peirce’s semiotics). I analyze comics, literature, movies and I just finished my dissertation from my Masters Degree about games (it’s a semiotic analysis of the God of War Trilogy, compared to the Tragic Greek Period, based especially in Nietzsches philosophy ). As an academic, I can say you have made an AWE INSPIRING job with the site, and I have specific aspects to highlight:

    - Bloody Hell, you are funny men! Really, for all these years, it seens your show is getting better, more mature and professional. And more funny.

    - I’ve learned A LOT with your old consoles reviews, like the Odissey. I think the most part of the people never heard of it before. And the same can been said about the accessories. I would recommend that, in the future, you could bring more obscure consoles, like Neo Geo. I never saw it, and I think I’m not the only one.

    - Your main job is about comedy, of course, but you do another work with it, and a important one. Each time you posted a new AVGN, you also turn it in a document – in a historic way of speech. So, it’s not just about laughs, wich is important, of course, but your job contribute to the general study of the games.

    My post is starting to get big, and i have a impression that i could say much more than this. So let´s cut of the crap, and say: fuck you NERD! Not only you are a funny and smart guy, but you have a cute woman. Congratulations!

    Mrs. Nerd, it’s so nice that you support James work. And believe my, it’s not only about comedy, or money, or whatever, but your husband also do a important job for the KNOWLEDGE. The time will judge my words.

  • MarlonPJManalese

    January 12, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Wow you are well written! Does James ever come to you for writing critique on his scripts for AVGN? Or do you guys keep each other’s creative works separate from each other and why?

  • MarlonPJManalese

    January 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Mrs. Nerd, you are really well written! Reading through the post I kept getting enthralled by how captivating your personality simply bleeds through the written word. So now I wonder: does James ever come to you for wrting critique or do you guys keep each other’s creative critique separate from each other?

  • leightonandoff

    January 12, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Not really a question, just wanted to say I knew about the marriage as it is (or was) mentioned on his Myspace, (along with his location being Hyrule, or something close to that); and that James is a very lucky lucky man to have such a supportive, creative and attractive wife. Looking forward to seeing this Q&A, thanks for contributing to the site.

  • LaylaMaster

    January 12, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    My lordy Mrs. Nerd, you have an amazing writing style! It’s nice to final see the wonderful lady behind the crazy man!

    I don’t have any questions at the moment, but I just wanted to say as one of the female fans that I appreciate you acknowledging us! Look forward to seeing your posts!

  • aninican2

    January 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Are you ever at your home while James is shooting the audio or video for the AVGN videos? If so is it strange hearing him yell a lot and say some of the odd lines he says?

  • KarenNiemla

    January 12, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    1) Do you still make art?

    2) I’ve seen some really beautiful drawings of a woman and a guy who looks like James. Was that him? Do you still do art like that?

    3) With the age gap between you two, do you have memories of the same things, like TMNT and the NES?

    • cheezdoodle96

      January 12, 2012 at 7:36 pm

      @KarenNiemla What is the age gap?

      • KarenNiemla

        January 12, 2012 at 10:23 pm

        @cheezdoodle96@KarenNiemla I don’t remember, but she’s a couple years younger than me, while James is a couple years older than me. So it’s a gap of at least 4 years, I estimate.

  • windowlicker79

    January 12, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Cheer up! :-D

  • schmewmers

    January 12, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Nerd and Mrs. Nerd must not have a kid yet. No. We’s musts have the precious. The precious nerd movie. If they have a kid, the precious will be gone. No. The nerd movie must happen. The precious.

    • metalcommand

      January 12, 2012 at 5:02 pm

      @schmewmers Is that you, Gollum?

      • schmewmers

        January 12, 2012 at 6:28 pm

        @metalcommand No. It’s not us. We are not nere. We are waiting for the precious.

    • darknerd64

      January 12, 2012 at 10:04 pm

      @schmewmers Imagine a nerdlet running around the house hearing his father screaming obscenities from behind closed doors.

  • cheezdoodle96

    January 12, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Dear Mrs. Nerd/Nerdette (as said by another commenter), how does it feel, if you are at the house during the filming, to hear James as the Nerd cussing and yelling and all that good (?) stuff?

  • cheezdoodle96

    January 12, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    Dear Mrs. Nerd, how does it feel, if you are at the house during the filming, to hear James as the Nerd cussing and yelling and all that good (?) stuff?

  • BobWalsh

    January 12, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    No offense, Mrs. Nerd, but whenever I hear someone talk about a “lack of diversity”, I feel like punching a kitten in the face.

    The simple fact is, James has found a niche audience, old school gamers, film buffs, and people who just want to see a bad movie/game get it’s just deserts. When you try to pull a cheap studio move and appeal to every demographic possible, then some of the magic is lost. The hollow decision to put certain people or subjects in the site, not for the purpose of their own quality, but to appeal to some other demographic because someone in charge thinks it will help, it’s noticeable, and usually stinks. I get enough obligatory token characters in the regular media who end up having nothing to do because their characters weren’t created beyond “I guess we need a black guy”. I don’t need it here.

    Focus on interesting or entertaining show concepts/characters. Don’t shoe-horn in half-baked ideas because you think this site needs to fill some imaginary quota. I can assure, it looks like a sell-out.

    • mamajamma21

      January 12, 2012 at 9:59 pm

      @BobWalsh

      Amen dude. I ranted on this 2 days down in this very comment section. Let the people who like this site be who they are. There is nothing more disingenuous that trying to even out the ranks.

      The site caters to retrogamers and oldschool film/cartoon buffs… if it boils down to mostly be white guys, who gives a shit? If it also includes chicks and people of other cultural backgrounds, even better… if it doesn’t, who cares? That doesn’t mean he needs to start reviewing Tyler Perry movies.

      James has done an awesome job here for years and I don’t think he should change a thing.

      • Olivania

        January 12, 2012 at 10:08 pm

        @mamajamma21 @BobWalsh I totally agree with you guys. I wrote something similar like 500 posts ago. :-) There is no need to “force” anything. James is awesome, there are people (male and female) from all over the world who love his work.

  • Semudara

    January 12, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    You misspelled “hence”.

    Also, welcome to the internet! I knew you existed (pfft, who DIDN’T watch the behind-the-scenes of the NC/AVGN Final Battle?), but it’s neat to actually hear from you and get a better idea of how you’re involved in all this. And you even posted a picture! You realize that means I can attack you with mind beams now, right? Mind beeeeeeams.

    My question: Have you done any work, directly, on the AVGN show? Like, have you made a prop, or something like that.

  • mamajamma21

    January 13, 2012 at 12:20 am

    @EatenSoler

  • Loetic

    January 13, 2012 at 12:53 am

    I just wanted to thank you Mrs. Nerd for allowing James to keep making these videos for us!

    • Solobear

      January 13, 2012 at 11:07 pm

      @Loetic Allowing?

      • Loetic

        January 15, 2012 at 11:49 pm

        @Solobear Yep, takes a lot of time to make so many videos. Time he could be spending with his wife. I also know of many girls who would freak if their significant other played this many video games.. Youtube is a good source of evidence for that.

  • NicolasXynoAllaire

    January 13, 2012 at 12:55 am

    If you we’re there, whats the curse words James invented but was censored in an AVGN episode ?! (don’t remember which one !)

    “Oh yeaaaah, it’s that baaad !”

    • payback1017

      January 13, 2012 at 4:29 am

      @NicolasXynoAllaire it was the Godzilla games one.

      • NicolasXynoAllaire

        January 13, 2012 at 2:10 pm

        @payback1017 yeah I rememer now !!! But the question remain the same…I want to know this new curse word…totally hates censors ! :P

  • JuanMoreno

    January 13, 2012 at 1:44 am

    If need be I can add some Chorizo to this sausage fest and mix things up. Let me know via Twitter @Juanpunch

    • ChillCherry

      January 13, 2012 at 5:32 pm

      @JuanMoreno@juanpunch I like chorizo.

  • Starone56

    January 13, 2012 at 2:26 am

    I have to disagree with the poster that said James caters specifically to white middle class males. I’m black, I’ve watched (and enjoyed) a ton of his videos, and I don’t get the sense that he caters to any particular social group. You can argue that his videos appeal to certain demographics more than others, but I’d say the only group James particularly caters to is his fans and that he intends these videos to be enjoyed by anyone that finds them entertaining. Nothing more.

    • Starone56

      January 13, 2012 at 8:10 am

      @Starone56 That being said. I’m kind of offended that some of people had such strong reactions against her statement, especially because it’s true. There isn’t much diversity on the site, and I don’t think she should be vilified for pointing that out. Is it a problem? Not really, because like I said earlier, I don’t think James is catering to any specific social groups (even though his videos appeal to specific social groups). Would it be such a huge problem if James decided that he wanted to have more diversity on the site? No. So stop acting like it would be.

      • sterling.treadwell

        January 13, 2012 at 9:54 am

        @Starone56 Couldn’t agree with you more. I’m Native American and have enjoyed these videos for a few years now and I don’t see any indication of catering. I think James has shown that really, bad language, hate of shitty games and shit jokes are universal. Who knows.. maybe he’ll help create world peace through our mutual appreciation of his work. :)

        Ok likely not. But I think the idea holds up; his humor may have drawn a certain demographic but it is by no means intentional. I don’t recall this being the “Angry Video Game White Nerd”.

      • Olivania

        January 13, 2012 at 12:36 pm

        @Starone56 Well, the thing is that most people have a very stereotype and simple picture of Gamers. Most people think a (white) gamer is a loser single, nerdy, etc and that he only attracts the exact same people. I’m glad James proved that wrong, since he is the oposite of the examples I mentioned. But most people seem to think that only white male gamers visite cinemasscare, which is not true. Since Mrs. Nerd mentioned all the shows and then added the lack of diversity I came to think that she feels there should not only be white people working on this site. (I could be wrong here). But if it’s like this it “can” be problematic. Since it would be forced. You can’t just come out of nowhere what Mrs. Nerd did from our point of view and say the page needs this and that. As I mentioned in other posts it is like a process, imo you can’t/shouldn’t “make” the page diverse it becomes diverse in a long process. There might only be white guys working on cinemassacre but the fans sure are from all over the world. For example I know James Rolfe fans from China, Japan, Indonesia, Europe Northern and South America. James’ work is great and his sense of humor is universal, everyone can enjoy his work.

  • payback1017

    January 13, 2012 at 3:18 am

    First off that picture, all it needs to make that moment more cute is if there was an I Love Lucy Style heart Border surrounding it. Second of all I gotta ask this because this has been bugging me for a while, if there was a swear jar for everytime your husband cursed or created a combination of cursewords like his famous “Cowafuckingpieceofdogshit” line used in the entire years this show has been around. How many quarters would fill it?

  • Shidow1123

    January 13, 2012 at 4:14 am

    *Caucasian

  • ninonybox

    January 13, 2012 at 4:42 am

    Tee internet is complete, we now know what you look like.

  • bzaafied

    January 13, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    As an African-American male I have never felt slighted by his videos. Personally, I have been extremely entertained by his videos. He doesn’t cater to a specific demographic, but he’s speaking from his personality and you really can’t expect any more or less. I don’t go to AVGN videos expecting to hear Ja Rule or anime references throughout the show, he has a pretty clear style throughout his videos. And for the most part, no one really expects different from him(well except for those type of people who would go to a video on YouTube that says “Hip Hop Remix” and dislike it because it’s a “Hip Hop Remix”, but that’s another story). He works his style, just as well as any professional wrestler would work their style in the ring. All I can say is keep up the good work James and thanks for the insight Ms. Nerd.

    • lkkjlkj

      January 14, 2012 at 2:06 am

      @bzaafied werd brother

    • lkkjlkj

      January 14, 2012 at 2:08 am

      @bzaafied word brother

  • Huloo

    January 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    Can I just say: ASDFGHJKL; !! I’m sorry but, I must fan-girl for a moment !!

    *steps away*

    Anyway, it’s so great to see you, Mrs. Nerd, becoming part of the site !! I knew James was married (the internet is such a useful tool) and my friends and I have been wondering what kind of woman the nerd’s wife would be (and also looking through videos trying to see if there was perhaps some kind of glimpse of you or anything) !! It’ll be interesting to learn about the nerd’s life from your perspective !!

    Here are some of my questions (something people don’t seem to be asking .. they seem to be more concerned with the “lack of diversity” thing .. it’s never bothered me, so it’s whatever):

    1) Was there every a moment where you walked in on the filming of an AVGN episode and you’ve been completely surprised/confused by what was happening ?? Or does he share his material and scripts to you before filming ??

    2) Have you ever tried playing the video games he does and given feedback as well ??

    3) What have you written or painted/drawn ?? What are you planning on doing ?? As in, are you interested in becoming a published author or a well-known artist ?? Have you already published something ?? What do you like writing/drawing ??

    4) What kinds of food do you like cooking ?? Or do you like experimenting and making your own creations ??

    5) When and where did you two meet ?? You said you were around before everything, so I wanted to know a bit more about that ..

    Umm .. that’s all I can think of XD (besides asking what will be in the AVGN movie .. but I’m sure you’re sworn to secrecy and all that good stuff ..)

    I look forward to your answers (if you so choose to answer my questions ..)

    • Vodkashots

      January 15, 2012 at 1:40 am

      @Huloo

      Jesus Christ, shut your whore mouth

      • danylizotte

        January 15, 2012 at 9:39 pm

        @Vodkashots@Huloo Why the hell do you even comment here? You just spitting out bullshit on everyone. It stinks man! Go away and delete your account, for fuck’s sake!

      • danylizotte

        January 15, 2012 at 9:43 pm

        @Vodkashots@Huloo For fuck’s sake, man! Why do you even post comments here? You’re just spitting out bullshit on everyone. Go away and delete your account. It will be the most honorable thing you could ever do for Cinemassacre.com.

  • NathanielFreed

    January 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    I’ve always been interested in what you and James do in your spare time when he is not working, or doing things for Cinemassacre, or you’re not working and what it is you do. Like what movies do you watch, does he play old games for fun, things like this.

  • ChillCherry

    January 13, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    The great thing about Cinemassacre is that it’s not politically correct and some things will hurt peoples feelings and they don’t give a flying shit. It’s all for shits and giggles.

    • HuneyMunster

      January 13, 2012 at 7:01 pm

      @ChillCherry I cant think of much that is not politically correct on Cinemassacre. Alot of offensive language and cartoon violence but nothing that to a rational mind could be offended by.

  • ljngamessuck

    January 13, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    AHAHAHA Caucasian sausage fest XP mrs. nerd i love you already

  • ljngamessuck

    January 13, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    QUESTION: did james have to seek approval from you for his recent goatee?

  • JamieJansen

    January 13, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Hi mrs. Nerd, I am pretty sure I read that the two of you have one or more kids running around.

    My question is: How does James’ work as the Nerd affect the children? Mainly the verbal abuse that is so prominent in the AVGN episodes, especially the older ones. But also the beating up of childhood heroes like Bugs Bunny?

    • AlphonseElric

      January 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm

      @JamieJansen the nerd said in more than one video that he doesn’t have children

  • PatrickSayan

    January 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    mrs nerd i was saving myself for mr nerd noooo AND WHY DON’T YOU SMILE are you not happy with him? do you drink his rolling rocks? do you cook his dinners are they good ones? my theory is you guys hooked up at walmart eye center because your glasses look similar. Do you play his games? do you have a collection of your own games? do you watch his nerdy movies? am i asking to many qustions?

  • spawnofspike

    January 14, 2012 at 1:13 am

    Hey Mrs Nerd, how’d you guys meet? Looking forward to the movie, hopefully it’ll kick ass!

    • DoodleMongo

      January 14, 2012 at 4:31 am

      @spawnofspike Of course it´ll kick ass he will face E.T. the atari game i guess :]

      And mrs. nerd , like spike said, how did you meet each other?

  • lkkjlkj

    January 14, 2012 at 2:00 am

    Mrs. Nerd

    If you and James have kids, how old would your kids have to be an order to watch the AVGN episodes?

    Do you approve of kids under the age of 10 being able to watch AVGN episodes?

  • lkkjlkj

    January 14, 2012 at 2:12 am

    Mrs. Nerd.

    Did you go to school and pursue a degree? If so, what did you major in?

  • lkkjlkj

    January 14, 2012 at 2:24 am

    Mrs. Nerd.

    Are you religious, do you believe in a God?

    If so, what religion do you believe in?

    If not, then what alternative believe do you have?

  • lkkjlkj

    January 14, 2012 at 2:26 am

    Mrs. Nerd.

    Are you religious, do you believe in a God?

    If yes, what religion do you believe in?

    If no, then what alternative believe do you have?

    • Solobear

      January 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm

      @lkkjlkj Religion?

      Go away you simpleton.

      • Olivania

        January 14, 2012 at 10:17 pm

        What about showing some respect?!

    • ChadHicks

      January 15, 2012 at 2:34 pm

      @lkkjlkj just flag all this fuckers comments offensive and go on with your day this dumb shit is an obvius 4chan troll

  • TheMuz

    January 14, 2012 at 3:23 am

    Mrs. Nerd,

    I first I wanna say you are very pretty in that picture and it is nice to finally put a face on that ring James wears. My question for you is do you have to force James set some time aside for you? Do you travel with him when he does convention appearances?

  • NaniLoc

    January 14, 2012 at 4:43 am

    I’m glad she’s no Yoko Ono.

  • NegativeComments

    January 14, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Mrs Nerd,

    How large is James? And do you perform oral?

    • YellingDeadpool

      January 14, 2012 at 9:13 am

      @NegativeComments Dude can you be more dumbass and disrespectful? Goddamn burning bag of rotten buffalo shit

    • megamanga

      January 14, 2012 at 9:33 am

      @NegativeComments you, sir, are a wanking dog!

    • megamanga

      January 14, 2012 at 9:33 am

      @NegativeComments you, sir, are a wanking dog!

    • Dashhx3

      January 14, 2012 at 10:15 am

      @NegativeComments I KNEW OTHER PEOPLE WISHED TO KNOW AS WELL. in yo face, people who are too shy to ask about james’ girth.

      • Solobear

        January 14, 2012 at 2:42 pm

        @Dashhx3@NegativeComments You’re a tool.

      • gamez

        January 14, 2012 at 5:15 pm

        @Dashhx3@NegativeComments It’s not about being shy, its about being respectful. Would you ask her that question to her face – no you wouldn’t.

      • gamez

        January 14, 2012 at 5:20 pm

        Would you ask that question to her face. No you wouldn’t. @Dashhx3 @NegativeComments

      • Dashhx3

        January 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm

        @gamez@NegativeComments Wow, it’s obviously a damn joke you guys. We’re on the internet, can you believe people say things that they wouldn’t say to other people’s faces on here?! Chill the fuck out.

      • ChadHicks

        January 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

        @Dashhx3@gamez@NegativeComments

        i mactuly somewhat surprised theres so many haters that come here 0_o 90% of the comments are troll comments.

      • ChadHicks

        January 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

        @Dashhx3@gamez@NegativeComments

        Wow theres so many haters in the comment section 0_o im damn suprized that so many people disrespect the guys work so much they would say shit like that to his wife even via internet.

        honestly 90% of comments here are trolls, she has her work cut out for her if she continues this Q and A thing

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

        @Dashhx3@NegativeComments Well she might not seeing that way. So shut the fuck up

      • gamez

        January 23, 2012 at 7:00 pm

        @Dashhx3@NegativeComments But she might not be – get my fucking point.

    • charminghk

      January 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm

      @NegativeComments WoW…..O.o

    • lkkjlkj

      January 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm

      @NegativeComments

      Mrs. Nerd, do you spit or swallow?

      • AmberRoseKreft

        January 15, 2012 at 8:42 pm

        @lkkjlkj@NegativeComments You both need to get a girl, but I doubt very highly that is going to happen for you.

      • danylizotte

        January 15, 2012 at 9:29 pm

        @lkkjlkj@NegativeComments … Really? You need your porn fix, go get it and cut your bullshit.

      • danylizotte

        January 15, 2012 at 9:30 pm

        @lkkjlkj@NegativeComments … Seriously? Man, you clearly need your porn fix. So, go get it and cut your bullshit. Is that the first thing you say to every woman, or is it just because you know she can’t see you?

  • MikeDuval

    January 14, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Mrs. Nerd,

    Does James make you play any of the shitty games he reviews? Does he get your take on it?

  • megamanga

    January 14, 2012 at 9:30 am

    thats great james – shes HOT!!!!! lucky bugger… ;P

  • iconoclast2440

    January 14, 2012 at 9:31 am

    ” its all too clear that this site is a caucasion sausage fest.”

    Wow. Really?

  • JohnDavidHamilton

    January 14, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Mrs. Rolfe,

    Have James and Mike ever played a prank on you? For example, have they ever jump out and scare you on during Halloween?

    Tell James I truly love his work and I hope all goes well with the movie and any other future projects.

  • DorothyGoss

    January 14, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Mrs. Nerd,

    Let me start off by saying I am a huge fan of the AVGN series and that I am one of the ten girls out there who really appreciate the reviews and the humor that your husband demonstrates in his videos. I got into AVGN through a friend and fellow gamer which got me wondering: Are you into gaming as well?

  • C_Cleynghelt

    January 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Mrs. Rolfe,

    During “The Making of the Final Battle” it was revealed that James does not know how to tie a tie. Has your husband made any progress in that department.

  • cebulips9

    January 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    How do you feel about him reviewing the atari porn games, and the fact that he said he was disappointed that a naked woman did randomly come in and start humping the crap out of him?

    • Solobear

      January 14, 2012 at 2:53 pm

      @cebulips9 Anyone over the age of 12 wouldn’t give a fuck.

      • cebulips9

        January 14, 2012 at 9:55 pm

        @Solobear Well, certainly most people but I wouldn’t say everyone. There are some extreme woman activists that would be extremely offended by that.

  • charminghk

    January 14, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    I’m still kinda blown away of how much you look like one of my friends in high school. lol

    Well my questions were:

    What do you guys do together to pass the time other than your jobs and video games?

    How long have you guys been married?

    When is your anniversary?

    How did you guys meet?

    What aspects of James were that made you fall in love with him?

    Do you guys plan on having kids in the future?

    Do you sometimes wish he wasn’t as busy so you guys could spend more time together ?

  • RonHorne

    January 14, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Ok, so I just got done reading most of the messages and I have to say Mrs. Nerd that you do in fact have your work cut out for you.
    That said its great to meet you, you two look like a perfect match and I commend you for having the understand and warewIthall to allow your husband to do what he does.
    He’s a great man and by that your a great woman.
    My only question is this will you be in the movie.

  • hypefire

    January 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    Mrs. Nerd, you are beautiful!

  • AndrewKlingerman

    January 14, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    I have a question for you, will you be appearing at all in the AVGN Movie, or do you prefer to stay out of the way, and not be on camera?

  • ChrisArcella

    January 14, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    Dear Mrs. Rolf,

    I interested in what type of art or drawing you do as I’m also an artist studying to be a comic artist. Is the art just a hobby or are you in a profession with the medium like illustration or such? It’s nice to know someone else how love drawing just like myself.

    Also you strangely look like one of my cousins. lol

    Chris A

  • alphabetsoup

    January 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    You’re boring me to death. Get back in the kitchen.

    • bugsysboy21

      January 15, 2012 at 2:47 am

      @alphabetsoup oh your funny, stfu.

    • hmm14

      January 15, 2012 at 6:22 pm

      @alphabetsoup this is what you call someone who probably still lives at home and no girlfriend and is lonely at night…..wait i bet alphabetsoup is going to post a threatening message back…go back to your room….alone!

      • NoisyPanther

        January 15, 2012 at 6:37 pm

        @hmm14@alphabetsoup Go back? he hasn’t left his room in the first place.

  • JeannetteSzudzik

    January 14, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    hi Mrs. Rolf,

    you & James look cute together.. do you & James play video games together ?

  • ericehc

    January 14, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    oh my goodliest

  • RhyanChapman

    January 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Do you and James play video games on 2 player sometimes and does James help you with your hobbies when you need it

  • lkkjlkj

    January 14, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Mrs. Nerd

    What type of job do you have?

    (ie. restaurant, real estate, medical field, teacher, retail)

  • JaDangerz

    January 14, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    You miss are so lucky to have a wonderful husband like him :)

  • IsaiahBolyard

    January 15, 2012 at 12:56 am

    What episodes of AVGN are your personal favorites?

  • Bahamutzero741

    January 15, 2012 at 1:07 am

    Hmm… heres my problem…”gasp, faint, horror, hysteria…”

    followed by…

    “…10 female viewers”

    Are you claiming the men are the ones who are gasping, fainting, and showing symptoms of conversion disorder?

    I feel like you insulted your husband with that… at least, if i had heard that from my significant other, id feel insulted.

    Not that attraction from a homosexual audience is a bad thing, but saying that James attracts that crowd WHILE in matrimony to him, shows little faith in your husbands… *erhem*… masculine appeal.

    Have a happy marriage

    • AmberRoseKreft

      January 15, 2012 at 6:00 pm

      @Bahamutzero741 I think their marriage is stronger than your reading comprehension, though that’s not saying much.

    • hmm14

      January 15, 2012 at 6:17 pm

      @Bahamutzero741 you have no idea what your talking about….just disregard everything this loser said except for “Have a happy marriage”

    • KevinMatisyn

      January 15, 2012 at 10:06 pm

      @Bahamutzero741 you’re a total tool!

  • Vodkashots

    January 15, 2012 at 1:39 am

    “why” do “you” use “quotations” every “5″ seconds. Also you’re boring, go away.

    • bugsysboy21

      January 15, 2012 at 2:46 am

      @Vodkashots stfu dude.

    • Bahamutzero741

      January 15, 2012 at 2:49 am

      @Vodkashots I used quotations to quote her, in an attempt to discourage plagiarism.And as a viewer who was given a voice, id rather not “go away”

      oops… there i go, “quoting again” :P

    • Last Sane Man

      January 15, 2012 at 3:43 am

      @Vodkashots Hey that’s not funny, my dad died from being a dick.

    • Moleroll

      January 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm

      @Vodkashots you are a retarded mother fucker arnt you? what gives you the right to shit talk the guys wife? think before you speak you sack fondling shlong snuggler.

    • Shidow1123

      January 15, 2012 at 4:56 pm

      @Vodkashots It’s called correct grammar, you may want to learn what it is.