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December 19, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Fucked up.
December 19, 2011 at 10:23 pm
I wonder if there is a Turkish version of this…
December 19, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Doesn’t the scene where tom swayer and huck finn get introduced look a lot like the scene where Frankenstein’s monster throws the little girl in the lake ?
December 19, 2011 at 11:01 pm
What the hell….
December 19, 2011 at 11:10 pm
@thegamechasers @BillCorbett @cinemassacre pretty sure he is a fan since mike nelson did interviews with james rolfe
December 19, 2011 at 11:18 pm
@justjohn2x @BillCorbett @cinemassacre oh yeah your right, totally forgot about that
December 19, 2011 at 11:16 pm
I love how the cover of the VHS says “what a story!” well I guess they weren’t lying
December 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm
http://www.lostparks.com/piratesw.html
December 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm
What. The. Fuck.
December 19, 2011 at 11:36 pm
thumbelina is supposed to be in the middle of the movie. santa is telling her story to the kids, but apparently in the 1987 released version of the movie, they put all the story at the end of the movie, making it a complete no sense
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
i used to believe in santa, then i took and arrow in the knee
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
2nd!
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
These skyrim jokes need to end.
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
Arrow in the knee jokes used to be funny, and the- nah, they never were.
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
lol awesome
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
Easter bunny just a hallmark mascot in denial
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
he’s the angry video game neeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrd!
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
Rifftrax beat you to it by like a year.
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
effin EPIC man!!
December 20, 2011 at 12:07 am
scary stuff
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
What the fuck lmfao
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
The Rifftrax of this is maybe the best they’ve done, outside of their Star Wars Riffs.
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
How much is that gorilla in the window?
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
Yeah, this makes that Santa Claus movie from 1959 look normal.
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
Ah, thanks Nerd! My Christmas is now complete.
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
And I love how the Ice Cream Bunny only shows up in the last five minutes, and doesn’t seem to have any apparent purpose.
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
wow this movie is fucking terrible!
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
save skyrim jokes for game videos you assholes. Nobody else cares.
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
Excuuuuuuuuuse Me Princess
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
heh cowabunga….Cowafucking piece of dog shit!
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
did automobiles even exist in the time frame set in Finn&Sawyer?
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
James u need to hire more script writers!! I wont mind donating so you can pay ‘em but HIRE THEM TO MAKE MOARRR AVGN
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
LOL AHAHAHAHA
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
Read the review on The Agony Booth years ago. Sounded horrible, and like the writers didn’t know what to do with it.
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am
I loved this. I WILL SHOW YOU SOME VERY INTERESTING THINGS
December 20, 2011 at 12:09 am
ah yes crack, what a wonderful drug
December 20, 2011 at 12:13 am
Out of control. This is a gem.
December 20, 2011 at 12:17 am
The people that made this were probably on LSD or PCP!
December 20, 2011 at 12:39 am
I love the way the Ice Cream Bunny is fatter than Santa Claus
December 20, 2011 at 12:47 am
This is one of the worst movies ever. Not even Rifftrax could make this POS interesting.
December 20, 2011 at 12:59 am
Lol where the fuck did you find that snyeay
December 20, 2011 at 1:08 am
Great movie or greatest movie?
December 20, 2011 at 1:14 am
Yeah, I don’t get it.
December 20, 2011 at 1:26 am
“i used to believe in santa, then i took and arrow in the knee”
HA. HA. HA.
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…HA.
HA.
December 20, 2011 at 1:26 am
Still rocking the knee joke..Thats some retro stuff right there. Carry on Nerd you re doing great as always
December 20, 2011 at 1:26 am
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December 20, 2011 at 1:26 am
the ape aite the icecream bunny
December 20, 2011 at 1:36 am
This is like a reading of the Wikipedia page for the video… I mean, the video is still really funny, but check out the page from November 27th, clearly before this video was released: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Santa_and_the_Ice_Cream_Bunny&oldid=462649536
…unless James wrote that page lol.
December 20, 2011 at 6:58 am
@wardrich …which wouldn’t surprise me, because, seriously, how many people have watched this movie? lol
December 20, 2011 at 1:51 am
What’s that I hear? Oh, it’s just the Nostalgia Critic screaming.
Eh, he would have taken like a half-hour to get threw this damn movie. Thanks, James.
December 20, 2011 at 1:58 am
Seriously, am I on acid right now?
December 20, 2011 at 2:26 am
You need way more views on youtube
December 20, 2011 at 2:58 am
I have to see this!
December 20, 2011 at 3:08 am
That was an awesome review! That looks like something I couldn’t watch drunk on Jagermeister, let alone sober and on purpose.
December 20, 2011 at 3:08 am
rifftrax killed this movie. one of my favorite ones they’ve done.
December 20, 2011 at 3:08 am
Not even King Kung-Fu can help Santa
December 20, 2011 at 3:08 am
This is what i call gorilla power:D
December 20, 2011 at 3:08 am
WTF is Skyrim?
December 20, 2011 at 3:45 am
The nerd
December 20, 2011 at 3:46 am
The nerd packin in those videos before SOPA hits!
Good luck after everything internet gets shat on, hope you don’t have to get an 8-5 like the rest of us.
December 20, 2011 at 3:54 am
OMFG!!!!!!! This was the very first movie I am told I rented when we got our first VCR back in the 80′s. I don’t remember the event specifically, but my dad often comments on how I chose this movie and it was terrible. This is the only other time I’ve seen anyone other than him mention it. Ever.
December 20, 2011 at 4:15 am
TL;DR version at the bottom
I followed James work for quite a while now and I have to say that these videos get more and more boring. When James said “Which is clearly just some asshole in a costume” / “Did she break into a fucking zoo?” I just stopped the video. Really? It was so forced and scripted and it’s not even funny. Do vulgar words make this video any more funny anyway? If he would’ve said “guy in a costume” or “into a zoo” it would’ve been funny enough because we see his point but this stuff is so getting old. If other find the repeating saying of dirty words funny then OK… but it’s still old.
At the moment there’s some guy on Youtube making Minecraft tutorial videos and I’m far more impressed and entertained by him that the latest stuff there on the site. Why?
Because he’s creative with his jokes he puts here and there in his videos. There’s a chicken looking at him he says “These chickens look at me as they were spies. They plan something.” or he has to kill an animal to continue his review he says “I really don’t wanna kill you but I have to. Sorry.”
It’s simple little stuff like that that makes me laugh and watch the video. If he were uncreative like James and Mike lately he would’ve said “These fucking damn chickens look at me like assholes” or “Now you’ll die you motherfucking cow cocksucker!” But he’s not like them. The 95% of people that need to say “fuck”, “shit”, “crap” all the time just to get some giggles from their 12 year old fans. I remember that in the last years James didn’t need to use these worlds in his Santa Clause reviews but this is just painful.
TL;DR: Vulgar words are unfunny. Get creative.
December 20, 2011 at 4:17 am
TL;DR version at the bottom
I followed James work for quite a while now and I have to say that these videos get more and more boring. When James said “Which is clearly just some asshole in a costume” / “Did she break into a fucking zoo?” I just stopped the video. Really? It was so forced and scripted and it’s not even funny. Do vulgar words make this video any more funny anyway? If he would’ve said “guy in a costume” or “into a zoo” it would’ve been funny enough because we see his point but this stuff is so getting old. If other find the repeating saying of dirty words funny then OK… but it’s still old.
At the moment there’s some guy on Youtube making Minecraft tutorial videos and I’m far more impressed and entertained by him that the latest stuff there on the site. Why?
Because he’s creative with his jokes he puts here and there in his videos. There’s a chicken looking at him he says “These chickens look at me as they were spies. They plan something.” or he has to kill an animal to continue his review he says “I really don’t wanna kill you but I have to. Sorry.”
It’s simple little stuff like that that makes me laugh and watch the video. If he were uncreative like James and Mike lately he would’ve said “These fucking damn chickens look at me like assholes” or “Now you’ll die you motherfucking cow cocksucker!” But he’s not like them. The 95% of people that need to say “fuck”, “shit”, “crap” all the time just to get some giggles from their 12 year old fans. I remember that in the last years James didn’t need to use these worlds in his Santa Clause reviews but this is just painful.
Cinemassacre, TGWTG, The iRip-off Gamer. What’s so funny about some guys saying “fuck” all the time anyway. And you give them money for that. It’s sad and pathetic.
TL;DR: Vulgar words are unfunny. Get creative.
December 20, 2011 at 4:32 am
@LulzFactory91 This is his style of makeing a video and if you dont like it dont watch it. I heard that there was a guy on youtube who makes good minecraft tutorial videos maybe you would enjoy them.
December 20, 2011 at 5:13 am
@LulzFactory91 There are only three vulgarities in the ENTIRE video, and you switched it off after only the first two? If you’re so prudish over language, how the heck did you even end up on this site to begin with?!
December 20, 2011 at 7:19 am
@LulzFactory91 Me personally, I don’t have a problem with this video, but you may have a point about the trend of ‘gratuitous swearing’ in internet reviewers… but this was probably the less appropriate video to voice that opinion :/ Of ALL the videos on the site, this is one you can’t hardly acuse of gratuitous swearing. Sorry, but it makes you look nitpicky.
December 20, 2011 at 8:50 am
@LicaWolf@LulzFactory91 I’m on the fence. On one hand I don’t have a problem with a little swear here and there now and again. I watch TGWTG and AVGN all the time. But I do feel James goes overboard on swearing from time to time. Look if the video contained as much swearing as one of his Nerd videos yeah I can see it,
I would like to see less swearing in the reviews, but I’m not going to whine and complain about it. It is James’ style to swear up a storm as the nerd. Doug does a lot less in his, so I enjoy him a lot more. To each their own.
December 20, 2011 at 9:07 am
If you think that the chicken jokes you mentioned from the Minecraft guy are funny, then you obviously have a sense of humor that differs from someone who would enjoy this site. I would suggest maybe checking out old Sinbad or Jeff Dunham stand-up videos or perhaps check out “101 knock-knock jokes” from the children’s section at your local library. These seem more your speed. @LulzFactory91
December 20, 2011 at 10:08 am
@drsid67@LulzFactory91 The few curse words that are in this video aren’t there to make it extra funny or something. It’s just part of our normal vocabulary.
December 20, 2011 at 10:31 am
Well the swearing I would expect from you. You’re name is motherfucker after all. But this is not James in character as the AVGN. This is just JamesRolfe out-of-character. @MotherFucker Mike @drsid67 @LulzFactory91
December 20, 2011 at 11:02 am
@gamez Yeah you have a point. And Mike does too. I think part of the problem is originally James got famous doin AVGN stuff and has since branched out doing the other skit shows and a ton of video reviews, and he hasn’t clearly defined the line between howmuch of his celebrity persona is the AVGN and how much is just.. James. I’ve seen him comment various times that he is not the AVGN and that the nerd is overly harsh and critical and stuff for the sake of the character and entertainment. Yet it seems like whenever James does othr videos a lot of the nerd creeps in.
This means people watch his other work because they get glimpses of the nerd even though he isn’t there. But then they realize it ISN’T the nerd and end up not really liking the video content because it’s not as over-the-top or racy or crude.
Honestly I don’t care if there is swearing or not, I didn’t feel it was forced for the sake of humor in this, I would go with Mike and say it just feels like a part of James’ normal speech. And that doesn’t bother me, I enjoy a number of reviewers that use more rugged language because it feels less “packaged and processed” or homogenized for the general public. Down and dirty talk feels like he’s keepin it real.
But despite my enjoyment, I am beginning to see more and more that James will likely always be seen as the AVGN and so there is this conflict of interest. There is a little Nerd in all his current work, and you could say ” well yeah there is a little AVGN in all of us gamers”. But really the fact he does a lot of the swearing, line delivery and execution of narration/dialogue the same between the nerd or not the nerd makes him look like a one trick pony and some folk get bored, some get confused, and some just hate it.
James- I love ya man but.. I think you need to step up the game a bit and either create a few other alternate persona’s or find a line to better define between “James” and “Nerd”. Without it you’re going to keep getting these hot-and-cold comments threads where lots of folk love it, more and more folk hate it and a few people are stuck in between in the luke warm territory, slowly moving to one side or the other. I’d hate to see the polarity get any worse.
December 20, 2011 at 2:21 pm
@gamez@MotherFucker Mike@drsid67@LulzFactory91 Ghandi would have sworn at this movie.
December 20, 2011 at 4:18 pm
@gamez he can do what he wants . if you dont like it dont watch it fag .
December 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm
@sterling.treadwell@gamez
Time for Angry Movie Buff Nerd!!!
December 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Who CARES!!!!
This is the 21st Century, is “fuck” still considered vulgar? That’s pretty sad.@LulzFactory91
December 20, 2011 at 4:32 am
sounds like something Meatwad would write
December 20, 2011 at 5:23 am
Lol, that “drug trip” thumbalina story is actually how one of the older versions of the story goes. Although it does seem less creepy when you’re reading a book and can’t hear that mole’s pedo voice.
December 20, 2011 at 5:27 am
Ben, it’s the new World of Warcraft expansion pack.
December 20, 2011 at 5:27 am
Holt…skyrim has nothing to do with world of warcraft. It is the rpg game on ps3, oblivion mortowind “sequel* You know?!?
December 20, 2011 at 5:48 am
what the fuck is an icecream bunny?
December 20, 2011 at 6:18 am
let me guess the REALLY crappy sequel to santa claus conquers the martians?
December 20, 2011 at 6:56 am
Great review to an hilariously random movie.
I like this style of movie reviews. Fast paced synopsis of the movie, highlighting some funny scenes, pointing out some of the randomness and problems with it and simply let the movie make fun of itself.
I’m sure the reason Pirates world park doesn’t exist anymore is because people kept flying off those speeding horses…
December 20, 2011 at 7:06 am
@jacob. The ice cream bunny leaves ice cream under your pillow after you have your tonsils taken out
December 20, 2011 at 7:55 am
the reason pirate world doesn’t exist anymore is because there was a documant signed three days after the movie was made that declared any and all things in this movie including the animals and actors shall be eliminated
December 20, 2011 at 7:58 am
” Santa Claus and The Ice Cream Bunny”Brought to you by Jerry Sandusky Films Inc.
@JRay513
December 20, 2011 at 8:08 am
Have a look at Rare Exports for 24th! It’s a finnish movie (with english subs ofc) and some english in it. About the original Santa! Most def you should make a video about it some Christmas.
December 20, 2011 at 10:46 am
@Wanabetauren totally worth a look. heck James could do that for next years Monster Madness too
December 20, 2011 at 8:39 am
The siren sound like the “music” from “Night of the Demon”
December 20, 2011 at 9:47 am
AWESOME!
December 20, 2011 at 10:23 am
wat.
December 20, 2011 at 10:28 am
Im gunna hav a cool christmas
December 20, 2011 at 10:29 am
My God what the hell was that
December 20, 2011 at 10:35 am
The theme park that appears in and apparently sponsors the movie:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate%27s_World
December 20, 2011 at 10:48 am
Never seen this film before, it was from 1972 made by some company known as Pirates World. That theme park no longer exists, just like Freedomland closed down back in around 1964. Freedomland was an ill fated theme park located in the Bronx in the 1960′s, and Pirates Land didn’t last long than Freedomland. “Thumbelina” was added there, there was animated version by former Disney animator Don Bluth and it was made around 1994 or 1995 which is even better than “Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny”. Consider yourself lucky!
December 20, 2011 at 10:48 am
BTW, there was a song called “Thumbelina” by Jimmy Boyd. It was on the flipside to “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
December 20, 2011 at 11:12 am
What a shitload of fucking bulshit. This is a vomit powder.
December 20, 2011 at 11:15 am
I actually bought the Rifftrax DVD of this a week ago, and thanks to the extra bit of info James gave on Pirates Island, I discovered that during Christmas we’ll be 12 minutes away from where this was filmed! So it’ll make the holiday viewing all the more special!
December 20, 2011 at 11:59 am
@TheLe9end Ice cream bunneh???
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I used to watch movies like this. Then i took an arrow in the knee…
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
when are you going to review et for atri 2600
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
could you revew et for atri 2600 also revew scobby doo games because i have scooby doo for n64 and it sucks please revew it from your biggest fan ABKER DEMON
December 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I love it when James reviews random, old, and obscure movies like this.
December 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm
my god i thought you were kidding when you said this was a movie ..i was wrong rofl !!
December 20, 2011 at 1:14 pm
I really hate these crappy campy movies that look like they had a budget of about 30 bucks.
December 20, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Imagine if I was watching “Annie”, it was a good movie, but when Annie and her friends are going to the movies and they thrown in a bonus film which is an excerpt from a 1937 film “Camille” with Greta Garbo. That was a nice addition when they saw a movie in a film. Just like they did with “Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny” with “Thumbelina” thrown in.
December 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm
It’s clear the producers spent every penny of their $12 budget on this movie.
December 20, 2011 at 3:12 pm
those deer rides looks awesome
December 20, 2011 at 3:16 pm
And yet, this is still better than the Santa Clause series
December 20, 2011 at 3:28 pm
@brain record Thank you for the information, now next time I get my tonsils ripped out I know who to count on. Thank you
December 20, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Funny as hell! James is awesome as always!
December 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
man, this was creepy. An abandoned theme park, wierd figures mixed with 70s (?) theatrical music… woah!
December 20, 2011 at 4:16 pm
that was so weird i just pooped out my nose .
December 20, 2011 at 4:30 pm
My grandmother jumped off a roof with an umbrella before the age of 10. And that was before the influrnce of television, though without television, there wasn’t much else to do back then.
December 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm
So, if SOPA is passed, the only movies AVGN will be able to discuss is Night of the Living Dead and Turkish Star Wars. Oh, well. The greatest movie ever and the worst movie ever. Should be interesting.
December 20, 2011 at 4:52 pm
That is definitely bizzare
December 20, 2011 at 5:03 pm
This is actually someone’s fetish.
December 20, 2011 at 5:22 pm
hey didn’t nostalgia Chick review Thumbelina
December 20, 2011 at 7:14 pm
@DannyPan She did, but it was the Don Bluth version
December 21, 2011 at 4:10 am
@LicaWolf@DannyPan awwww yea can’t even tell which one is worst lol