AVGN: Bible Games 3

Mike / December 7th, 2011

Comments

  • HeathBeaver

    December 8, 2011 at 12:07 am

    Ha! “Give my heart to Jesus” is one of your best jokes ever!

  • Marvipe

    December 8, 2011 at 12:11 am

    why…..just….WHY??? why were so many bible games being made!?!?!?!?

  • SaneToTalk

    December 8, 2011 at 12:15 am

    Hooray! A new AVGN video :D

  • You Only Live Thrice

    December 8, 2011 at 12:16 am

    woohoo! Merry Kissmyass!

  • MrPWNGER

    December 8, 2011 at 12:16 am

    A NEW AVGN!!! James, you are inspiration to us all! WE SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RyanSmith1

    December 8, 2011 at 12:22 am

    so I am going on facebook and this is the top story….I go “yes new avgn!” and then I read the title…..and my mouth hits the floor! I say “OH MY GOD” and now Im clicking play.

  • Huloo

    December 8, 2011 at 12:23 am

    asdfghjkl; !! new avgn !! i’m soooo happy !! *tears*

  • tpayne8888

    December 8, 2011 at 12:26 am

    THANK U JAMES <3

  • avaneeded

    December 8, 2011 at 12:26 am

    I was mugged and lost 500 dollars today, so this makes me feel a little better… thank you for that

  • December 8, 2011 at 12:28 am

    Oh please do draw the naughty catholic school girl out of me. I liked nerds then and I like them now. And well, the nerd reflects some classic uniformity in his regalia. here we go!

  • Nelson Qiu

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Dayum, more of em :O

  • Zachary Helton

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    … I love you.

  • Kyle Gainer

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    decided to check facebook one more time before bed! glad I did!

  • Jon Allmyfriendsaredead Moore

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    YESSSS!!!

  • Blake Tony Long

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Just what I need to cheer me up! Perfect timing!

  • Daniel Ingman

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    YES

  • Angus Appleton

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    THANKYOU JAMES!

  • Jordan Powell

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Sweet!

  • Andy Espejo

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Bible Games? :D Have to finish this lab report though D:

  • Wiley Tost

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    THERES MORE?!

  • Johnathon Smith

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    HELL YES!!!!!!

  • Bryan Koppelmann

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    just what i wanted for my birthday today.

  • Mercy Nixon

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    There’s MORE!?

  • Emannuel Martinez

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    FUCK YES!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!

  • Jimmy Nguyen

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    thanks for the present james =D

  • Iain Hunt

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    MORE Bible Games? There is a god.

  • Jack Greenshields

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    hahaha the bible games are the worst

  • John Mannino

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    YES!

  • Brendan Chartier

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    yay, finally a Bible games 3! :)

  • Jari Tervola

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    hell yeah! at last :)

  • Steve Kuhar

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    ohh my fucking cock face dick lip yes <3

  • Unseelie Sluagh

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Stupid Internet connection is slow where I’m at and GT will not let me download it. :(

  • Francisco Aguilar

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    ooooyea n.n gracias james!!

  • Zack Hunter

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Sweet Jesus have mercy.

  • Joaquin Martinez Lira

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • Ashton Forbes

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Bible Games 3?!! Have not seen!

  • Kyle Charls

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sage Deranek-Williams

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    A 3RD ON OMG

  • Ryan Gelobter

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    UM FUCK YES

  • Jonathan Goldman

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    OMG didn’t expect this. Watching now. :D

  • Josh Noteboom

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Oh hallelujah!

  • Freeman S. Dong

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    BIBLE GAMES THREE…

  • Dustin Wowsa Gazebo

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Yeah nice!

  • Jess Linde

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Yes!

  • Alex Pilote

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    James Rules!

  • Joey Askenazi

    December 8, 2011 at 12:30 am

    omg omgg omg you made my night!!!

  • Alan Diaz

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    OMG Thank you!

  • Gonzalo J. Segura

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    I’ve been waiting 2 years for this episode

  • Heraldo Prak

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    Awesome brah! another one :D

  • David Razi Dryburgh

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    YES! YES!
    I just finished watching every episode back to back for the tenth time and was sad, and just about to start over after checking Facebook, but-OH SHIT NEW AVGN!

  • Claudio Neu-Ries

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    by far my favorite episodes are these damn bible games!

  • Zackery Zane Cuevas

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    Love

  • Chris Fhtagn

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    Doooo waaant!

  • Kevin Ménard

    December 8, 2011 at 12:31 am

    wait there was MORE ?

  • NeoMegaRyuMKII

    December 8, 2011 at 12:34 am

    the wait was worth it. it is like going to a buffet and just pigging out, and then you walk home and wait for several hours before taking a shit but it wants to come out but you tell it “no i have to let it build up” and when you finally take that shit it feels so good to be done with it and then you reward yourself with something awesome like Castlevania 4 or Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword

  • TerrifyerX07

    December 8, 2011 at 12:39 am

    Funny shit James. This ep seemed light on overacting and came off a bit less straight off a script…love that stuff, classic nerd. The little off the cuff jokes and oddball touches really distinguish the nerd. The only thing ive been missing lately is the occasional rolling rock chug and some more doo doo turd content. Merry Christmas man and good luck with the movie.

  • Julian

    December 8, 2011 at 12:39 am

    hey, whatever you give us James is good. We know you are too busy doing the Nerd movie… I love the ass joke! I repeated 5 times… I wish you well James!!!

  • kenshinrurouni

    December 8, 2011 at 12:50 am

    ugh i want MORE lol. this was really funny

  • kenshinrurouni

    December 8, 2011 at 12:51 am

    ugh i want MORE lol. this episode is really funny

  • Sarioya

    December 8, 2011 at 12:51 am

    Great episode, although I think you may have gotten Jesus and Kali mixed up.

  • LysanderTheevilmonkey

    December 8, 2011 at 1:02 am

    Weird?! Just last night i watched 1 & 2 of Bible games and i go to Cinemassacre.com tonight and a new Bible Games 3 is on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome James!

  • sterling.treadwell

    December 8, 2011 at 1:08 am

    Well now that you have rounded out the Xmas bible game trilogy, it will prove intereswtng to see what tradition you have next for the coming holidays. Will 2012 mean reviewing games that take place at the end of the world? (or better yet, just after?) .

    As much as I love the AVGN and your work, this video felt a little less heartfelt and fun. It had more of a hint of “need to get it done and get back to what I really want to work on” than “this is just too much fun to stop”. I figure at this stage you have really moved beyond these short one off video’s and are craving far more juicy tid bits to sink your teeth into.Knowing the movie is on it’s way, I would say you have a healthy distraction on the horizon. Not to mention, you will always keep the best jokes and riff’s for the film so it makes sense to hold back a little. But… Don’t hold back so much that you are just making a handful of AVGN videos to appease your voracious fans and keep AVGN relevant for the movie. It’d be a shame to see the property get too stale and hurt your movie when it hits…

    Maybe have the AVGN do some reviews in arcades. Do you know anyone with their own arcade cabinets for popular (or even slightly obscure) games you want to try? I’d love to see you pull the nerd out of his basement(and thus, his comfort zone) and slap him into a random person’s garage, arcade or bus station where there is a game cabinet to be enjoyed. Then you have fertile ground to try all kinds of jokes, have the nerd rage on the cabinet and trash it, beat up little annoying arcade rats trying to kick his ass at a game.. or .. meet the angry video game nerdette.. lol… (or.. is this what the movie is going to do? haha).Heck he could even upper-deck a cabinet and drop a deuce down th whoel front/joystick/coinslot. lol.

    Either way I hope you haven’t grown tired of your own creation and just ache for doing something else.. I would understand if it happened.. but .. it sucks to come to such a realization.

  • jinvincibobd

    December 8, 2011 at 1:20 am

    This was a sight for sore eyes, i’ve been waiting for another AVGN.

  • ShaunMichaelHinds

    December 8, 2011 at 1:40 am

    Who else was hoping to see him give his heart to Super MECHA DeathChrist?

  • 8BitTerror

    December 8, 2011 at 1:55 am

    it says dumb ass in the bible…lol

  • Jordanv78

    December 8, 2011 at 2:01 am

    Yes! Fucking awesome James!!!!!

  • Jordanv78

    December 8, 2011 at 2:07 am

    James I do have to say that “Adam and eve” is a blatant ripoff of Balloon fight, which is a rehash of Joust. So it’s actually the least original ;)

  • December 8, 2011 at 2:16 am

    Yay! Thanks for the episode James, wasn’t expecting one so Merry Christmas to me! Hope everything is going well with your movie, obviously I’m looking forward to it. Keep on keeping on as Joe Dirt would say.

  • DarrenHood

    December 8, 2011 at 2:19 am

    More Bible Games?!!! WOW I guess if someone kept praising them they would keep on releasing them.

  • kaneda_bjf

    December 8, 2011 at 2:27 am

    Well I guess with so many games featuring the Devil in a starring role…

    That may make for a nice series of videos – Satanic games!

  • PDL

    December 8, 2011 at 2:31 am

    …my new favorite episode

  • K6CTX

    December 8, 2011 at 2:44 am

    I think you’re confusing sex with gender as humans are the only animal that displays gender.

    • BritishVideoGameNerd

      December 8, 2011 at 4:28 am

      @K6CTX You wouldn’t say that if you saw the size of my cats balls…

      • Elyjaah

        December 8, 2011 at 4:57 am

        @BritishVideoGameNerd@K6CTX

        Too much information.

  • TheZaius

    December 8, 2011 at 2:54 am

    Nice revisit to the Bible Games series. Some really funny jokes in there.

    Heh heh, you’re going to hell.

  • twopinacoladas

    December 8, 2011 at 3:01 am

    Good video good luck with the move and the film :)

  • December 8, 2011 at 3:03 am

    Love it, as always. Mad psyched for the movie, hope it’s going well!

  • JamesPayneHutton

    December 8, 2011 at 3:22 am

    NICE

  • RedheadTobie

    December 8, 2011 at 3:31 am

    Great, as always ;D

  • NoisyPanther

    December 8, 2011 at 3:40 am

    Holy shit, how many more Bible Games can there possibly be?!

  • HeXiGON

    December 8, 2011 at 3:51 am

    Really well done James! Let’s search Ass in the bible LOL

  • Simon Belmont

    December 8, 2011 at 3:55 am

    Omg new avgn!!! almost had a heart attack.

  • JohnnyOptionalNewell

    December 8, 2011 at 4:08 am

    james your the fuckin man. also that was ninja…droppin a new episode right now. aw yeaaaaa

  • JonHarvill

    December 8, 2011 at 4:13 am

    The adam and eve game is a “balloon kid” rip off! That game is obscure, but it was great. I found the gameboy game in the snow in elementary school, turned it into lost and found, then was thrilled to have been given it at the end of the year!

  • Gibcarver

    December 8, 2011 at 4:15 am

    The adam and eve game is a “balloon kid” rip off! That game is obscure, but it was great. I found the gameboy game in the snow in elementary school, turned it into lost and found, then was thrilled to have been given it at the end of the year!

  • Gibcarver

    December 8, 2011 at 4:16 am

    The adam and eve game is a “balloon kid” rip off! That game is obscure, but it was great. I found it in the snow in elementary school, turned it into lost and found, then was thrilled to have been given it at the end of the year!

  • MichaelLester

    December 8, 2011 at 4:22 am

    Pat already did the Caltron six in one, Classic episode.

  • MatthewCorelli

    December 8, 2011 at 4:22 am

    @James Rolfe: Adam and Eve is a ripe off of Balloon Fight for the Nes, looks fun though, even though its wrongly titles. Great review, and welcome back AVGN!

  • MatthewCorelli

    December 8, 2011 at 4:23 am

    Great review, welcome back AVGN.

  • YuL

    December 8, 2011 at 4:26 am

    James u tricked me with your last update saying : yeah life as usual busy with the movie don’t have time to do anything but the movie and then BANG AVGN episode in my face thanks for that! Keep up the good work man!

  • MatthewCorelli

    December 8, 2011 at 4:30 am

    Okay just watched the whole thing, great work. I love you say “mountain” lol…Welcome back AVGN

  • Colton Hunt

    December 8, 2011 at 4:45 am

    While I liked part 2 the most because of the section on Menace Beach/Sunady Funday this was still a pretty good review. All those endings for those games sucked, however. I hate games that just have such abrupt endings to them. You go through all that Hell (pun intended) and have nothing to show for it.

  • Brodie Mcmahon

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3 not

  • Keri LeeAnn Bridges

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    although a little sacreligous, this one was pretty good.

  • Jesse Gilmore

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Damn it! I was just about to go to bed!

  • Joshua Witherspoon

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    eh. below avg on this one. Didn’t seem very AVGN.

  • Sean Aylward

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    This episode sucked. I know he’s working on the movie and all and has very little time nowadays, but I’m totally happy rewatching the classics. Don’t force these things to appease the people bitching about new episodes.

  • Amanda Marie

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Oh James, why must you post on Gametrsilerd? I feel like I’m on dial up Internet on a 3G and wifi enabled iPhone 4 watching your vids….LOL

  • Jesse Wood

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Does anyone else think James looks like shit in this episode? he looks all unkempt and he even looks like his hair is thinning. He’s obviously stressing his ass off doing the movie, I think he should take a break from the episodes for a while.

  • Andrew Fysh

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    LMAO you have got to be kidding? More Bilble Games?

  • Chris Card

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    No, no, it can’t be. More Bible Games? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mario R. Erazo

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Oh my God~ More Bible games~! X’D lol

  • Ryan Smith

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    @ Jesse Wood – yes I feel that way. MAYBE the unkempt was to keep in play with the fact that he is yet again doing bible games…but yes he does INDEED look tired.

  • Edward Giammat

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    para navidad lo unico que queria era ver otro capitulo de avgn!

  • Mike Scooter Janick

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Best Birthday Present Ever! Woo! Excellent!

  • Josh Kandich

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    this was kinda an unnecessary episode. i love avgn vids but i fell like this was just a recap of the old bible game episodes. he spent most of the ‘sode talking about games he already reviewed. but hell it was still avgn. cant wait for the movie james!

  • Mohanad Barhoum

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Thank god I saw this before I went to bed, haha.

  • April Marit

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    He plays the shitty games so that we don’t have to! I love you nerd! unfortunately I’ve gotten most of these games to see the shit for myself.

  • Michael Coleman

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    I thought it was fucking funny and fucking awesome. James looks fine, you bitches need to shut the fuck up.

  • Matthew Heintzman

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    ASS!!!

  • Theo Swartz

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    hell yeah! more Bible Games!

  • Alec MacDonald

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    FUCK YEAH.

  • Pedro Espinosa

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Woooooo Another Classic Review !! Can’t wait for the movie! Hopefully Fred Fuchs will be on it lol!!

  • Bobby Heric

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Small complaint, but Gametrailers.com is terrible. I’ve never liked their video player, and the fact that my high speed connection at 1:24 a.m. on a Thursday has to buffer is a testament to that. I ALWAYS HAVE TO BUFFER AT GAMETRAILERS.COM.

    Anyway…good video!

  • Oliwer Gozzi

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Så jävla bra.

  • Bobby Heric

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Oh, and a small question…why is the last half of this review you re-reviewing games you already reviewed? What?

  • Greg Fusillo

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    “He’s playin’ some games, the worst he recalls / Gonna find out which one sucks the most balls”

  • Jeremiah Jenkins

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    My life is complete…..completer

  • Tim Mooney

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Is this the first one in HD? Or have I just never noticed before?

  • Mark Abare

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Nice jacket!

  • Seth L. Smallwood

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Good way to end the last of the Bible Games…

  • Michael Kz

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    These games need to be used in Sunday School. The teachers can tell the kids, “If you’re not good, you will go to Hell and have to play these awful Bible games for eternity!”

  • Richard Robledo

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Ha ha. Noah is almost as strong as chuck norris.

  • Merciless Ming

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    You know when AVGN see “Ass” hes gonna go batshit crazy, LOL this is awesome!

  • Minjie Tan

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Nice camera

  • Simen Rudsengen

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Wicked! I’ll watch it as soon as i come home :D

  • Mike Baue

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Speaking as a lifelong Lutheran, iIwould want to honor God with something good like Majora’s Mask or Final Fantasy IV. Athiests and Agnostics don’t bother me. Christians that give Christianity a bad name bother me.

  • Mike Baue

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    by the way james, i just watched turkish star wars with some friends over white russians. goodness, the editing is like they put the movie in a food processor full of elmers glue. we took a drink every time Murat jumped on a trampoline

  • Zach Despain

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    I just don’t feel like it’s the Yule Tide season until I see some shitty Bible games.

  • Connifleur Pédiluve

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Didn’t watch it yet but i’m sure i’m gonna like it!

  • Kocsonya Laci

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    WTF YES!

  • Jason Payne

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    interesting. I’ve beaten King of Kings before, and was unaware of the “give your heart to jesus” screen. Maybe someday I’ll give your theory a shot… also, nice to see something I never heard of before for a change – the Caltron 6-in-1.

  • Aleksander Berg

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    An AVGN Christmas special is just as much part of the Christmas as presents under the tree. You just saved the day!

  • Bjørn Sommer Christoffersen

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    :D:D:D:D SO awesome!! :D

  • Madd Machetehero

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    hell ahm i mean heaven yeah 0:D

  • Alain Godet

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    The “ass”-part during Game Boy king james was hilarious :D

  • Steingrímur Óli Kristjánsson

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    OH YEAH!!! :D

  • Jarrod Coventry

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    kill all babies

  • Carl Martin Nilsen

    December 8, 2011 at 4:46 am

    judgment day!

  • PaulHarker

    December 8, 2011 at 4:48 am

    Ah a new episode of AVGN, Wheres my coco?

  • sirp0p0

    December 8, 2011 at 4:49 am

    Christmas came early this year, boys.

  • wolfdribble

    December 8, 2011 at 4:50 am

    freakin’ awesome :-D thank you james!

  • MrArkadin

    December 8, 2011 at 4:53 am

    Sweet. Thanks, James.

  • btbam4

    December 8, 2011 at 5:05 am

    Here I thought I would have another shitty night without sleep, but I guess insomnia actually does have its advantages!

  • Seba Bryk

    December 8, 2011 at 5:27 am

    HOLY shit!

  • Grzegorz Konopski

    December 8, 2011 at 5:27 am

    YEAH!

  • Grzegorz Konopski

    December 8, 2011 at 5:27 am

    I guess the donations bought you a new hd camera. cooool. :D

  • gamez

    December 8, 2011 at 5:46 am

    When’s the next dvd for season 5 coming out James? I want a bundle package of seasons 1- 5. that’s gonna be awesome.

  • Grzegorz Konopski

    December 8, 2011 at 5:50 am

    shame you reviewed some of the same games in pretty much the same way. but still. it’s a new episode.

  • Grzegorz Konopski

    December 8, 2011 at 5:50 am

    It’s great to see an educational side of your videos. Now we know Bible is full of ass.

  • Andrew Hughes

    December 8, 2011 at 5:50 am

    Haha!! that made the season come alive!

  • xaviorbat

    December 8, 2011 at 6:01 am

    is there any way NOT to watch this on screw attack, their site stutters and crashes everything i watch there

    • crispyhamburger

      December 9, 2011 at 12:09 am

      @xaviorbat what i do is download the video with a firefox add-on called videodownloadhelper. And later watch it with vlc

  • Matthew Zuckerman

    December 8, 2011 at 6:09 am

    AH JESUS!

  • Anthony Jfk Jacques

    December 8, 2011 at 6:09 am

    Omg thank you!

  • sweetestsadist

    December 8, 2011 at 6:41 am

    Two things I love about this video:

    The Christmassy AVGN theme song and the Monkey Shines reference.

    You’ve made my day, James.

  • ericehc

    December 8, 2011 at 6:42 am

    finally thank you james

  • MRCAB

    December 8, 2011 at 6:43 am

    This felt a lot like one of your classic review.

  • Staarscommando

    December 8, 2011 at 7:06 am

    Oh my god….that last scene made me laugh out so hard….I wasnt even expecting it. I was worried that there wouldnt be a good cap to the episode but it was perfect. Thanks for another great video James.

  • BradCunningham

    December 8, 2011 at 7:41 am

    James, you are the man! Good luck on the movie!

  • RanmaTakinawa

    December 8, 2011 at 7:43 am

    I really want to watch this…but shockwave keeps crashing each and every single time I try to view it….

  • dddmaster

    December 8, 2011 at 7:46 am

    i have the sudden urge to buy atari products

  • LazyBrainGames

    December 8, 2011 at 7:47 am

    No more bible game reviews? Thank Christ there are no more bible games to review!

  • fishy

    December 8, 2011 at 7:56 am

    I was worried for a moment James never played Balloon Fight but really I guess I should’ve known better.

  • GiovanniGinoCaffarella

    December 8, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Thanks, James for giving us a great AVGN episode! It is always a treat, andwe know you work hard to do this! Ha, I even got my little nephews into this show and they got in trouble quoting you! But they are nice kids and really love your AVGN! Try to enjoy your holiday season( I celebrate Yuletide) in whatever way you can!

  • CoreyMarino

    December 8, 2011 at 8:26 am

    Great video. I was hoping Devil’s World on the Famicom would make it there. It is a good game but, it is based on the bible in some parts.

  • VanessaAlarieRehel

    December 8, 2011 at 8:53 am

    Sorry to disappoint you James, but there are more bible games! There is a Crave Entertainment Game called The Bible Game on PS2, X-box, GBA and DS! And for pc there’s also The BibleMan videogame adventure, CAPTAIN BIBLE in the DOME OF DARKNESS, Bible Grand Slam Deluxe, Christian Founders – 3D Educational Game, ADVENTURE BIBLE HANDBOOK THE RESCUE, JEWELS OF SINAI Bible Arcade!

    You’re not out of the woods just yet…

    • RetroSpective

      December 8, 2011 at 9:24 am

      @VanessaAlarieRehel

      Yeah but dose are new gen game systems and AVGN does old school games … so I don’t think he will ever do doe does

  • NashKnight

    December 8, 2011 at 9:33 am

    Pat the NES Punk did a video on 6 in one not so long ago, Ralph is kind of an ASS to steal spotlight form a person he calls a friend

    • BrockLobster

      December 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

      @NashKnight These reviewers don’t have fucking patents on the games they review. What’s the grace period, I wonder? How long does one fucker have to wait until another fucker can review some shit? TELL US, PLEASE!!!!

      • NashKnight

        December 9, 2011 at 10:52 am

        @BrockLobster@NashKnight Ofc they don’t have a patent, and I realize that most of them are even rivals, but Rolfe (sorry for the misspell earlier) is a internet star already, and Pat is a smalltime reviewer trying to make a break and as I figured, Rolfe’s friend, he could’ve cut him some slack. Or at least a grace period, as you say.

    • gamez

      December 8, 2011 at 12:39 pm

      who is Ralph anyway?

      @NashKnight

      • Ambrose

        December 8, 2011 at 4:08 pm

        @gamez@NashKnight haha

  • December 8, 2011 at 9:50 am

    I was about to say “You got time for this?” but then realised, yeah, get it over and done with so it won’t haunt you through the movie.

  • Kyrator

    December 8, 2011 at 10:11 am

    Where is ET?

    • Salsbar

      December 8, 2011 at 12:20 pm

      @Kyrator E.T. is the movie!

  • RistoUusimaa

    December 8, 2011 at 11:13 am

    @BobJohnsoon Mental problems?

  • TommyO'Neil

    December 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

    xDDD!!! That was great!I didn’t actually expect to see another Bible Games episode. o:

  • RenC8

    December 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Seems like good ole #James Rolfe (a.k.a. #AVGN) is all worn out from making #The AVGN Movie.

  • RenC8

    December 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Seems like good ole James is all worn out from making The AVGN Movie. Can’t say I blame him.

    Keep it up man!

  • ianmet

    December 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    god this video keeps on buffering on me i don’t know why?

  • RenC8

    December 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    @April_Rolfe@BobJohnsoon He’s just a no lifer troll. Try to ignore him and move on with your life.

  • Anthony Seyffer

    December 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    I wonder if next Christmas he’ll do the Super NES/Genesis game “Daze before Christmas”

  • Heikki Leskinen

    December 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    There’s an assload of blasphemy in this video…

  • Joseph Paverman

    December 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    This episode was oook.

  • Jonathan J-Kwon Cottrell

    December 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Not his best episode but still pretty awesome. Hopefully that means he is working hard on the movie!

  • Ryan Griffin

    December 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    He made another one. Yes!

  • Chris Newsome

    December 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    You’re the video gaming Jesus! You play all the bad games so we don’t have to! Hallelujah!

  • Jėbrïcai Lawl Aveldson

    December 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    THERE’S MORE OF EM!

  • CGBongsmoke

    December 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Anyone else notice how Superbuff the Ass was in the end?

  • ChrisDarkheart

    December 8, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    Are there no Jewish, Muslim, Hindu or Buddhist games out there?

    • ljngamessuck

      December 8, 2011 at 1:03 pm

      @ChrisDarkheart probably not.. jewish maybe but deff not the others

  • thespy

    December 8, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    you seem tried in this episode, which is rather understandable… other than that, you made another great vid

  • gamez

    December 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Hey fuckhead did it ever occur to you that James is tired and under pressure from the movie to his daily videos and of course life in general. You should be thankful that he still has time to make another avgn episode. And assholes like you get to watch it for free and still bash James or the videos he makes. @BobJohnsoon

  • gamez

    December 8, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    By the way Motherfucker Mike would think of you as a motherfuckin asshole if he read your comment@BobJohnsoon

  • WestBuiltAMountain

    December 8, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Lightning and camera look great.

  • jennfowl1

    December 8, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    Fellow east coaster here–just moved out west myself. Weather’s MUCH NICER. Here’s hoping these sunny California days last through your whole movie–except during scenes where you need rain. :3

  • ibuycheap

    December 8, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ljngamessuck

    December 8, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    @BobJohnsoon why do watch his videos if you dont like them..

  • toad004

    December 8, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    Bible games… THREE?

    God, STOP MAKING VIDEO GAMES. People? Thanks. Animals? Good work. Video Games? Leave that to the mortals.

  • littleguy

    December 8, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Yes yes yes!

  • videogamehunter820

    December 8, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Yes I can understand why James would be getting tired with these videos (I still love them though). It seems like he’s toned down the anger in these newer ones, and what little he has sometimes seems forced instead of natural. This is probably because he’s run out of games that he’s hated from his childhood, thus he doesn’t have as much rage for the [newer] game built up in him. He’s just doing it to please the fans. He is also working hard on the movie.
    Regardless, I still LOVE his reviews (even the newest ones) and this was still an entertaining review. I love the character and the show. Keep up the good work, James.

  • DaveMcGrath

    December 8, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    the ending was great and had the traditional nerd feel! And the christmas theme was present but not overpowering. Also I liked the fact that you dove back into “Flight to Egypt” just to get a bit of the nostalgia of the first episode if anything else!

    Just a random thought. If Folks comments ever get under your skin remember they are just comments and the people are lucky they have the chance to let you hear their thoughts. Not bcuz your the Nerd or Cinemassacre guy no! But because you are a modern day artist who has to deal with every fucking hack critic out there (myself included).

    I imagine the reason some madmen like Ed Wood managed to keep their drive and passion for what they did was (for one reason) the fact they did not have to constantly hear the reviews they got and things were watered down by professional media and the like making the Actor/Director’s choices feel more free. Basically Ed Wood did not have the whole world telling him 24/7 that he was a hack and a weirdo! And as a result he was able to thrive at what he did best. And to this day many of us get to enjoy it now. Whereas in the world of today a man like him would have been driven out of the public eye in a flash and doomed to obscurity.

    All I am saying is you have a unique vision and many people enjoy watching you do what you love. But always remember to shut the peanut gallery out from time to time and allow yourself to brood and get your creativity flowing.

    Great video! Inspired this little rant after all. Thanks Cinnemassacre & AVGN!

    • MotherFucker Mike

      December 8, 2011 at 1:51 pm

      @DaveMcGrath Great Ed Wood analogy. Very true.

      • DaveMcGrath

        December 8, 2011 at 8:11 pm

        Thanks Mike. It’s great to know that comment was heard. Happy Fuckin Holidays to urself and the rest of the gang!@MotherFucker Mike

  • Lanlost

    December 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Say WHAAAAATTT? Today is an awesome day thanks to this. Can’t wait to watch.

    James, we all love you and appreciate how much work you put into this. Don’t forget this =P I can’t imagine what your schedule is like and makes me feel like a pussy for complaining about my work schedule.

  • StefanoCiannella

    December 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    incredible!

  • Snarf101

    December 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    As soon as I saw this on the homepage I literally fell off my chair!! Bible games 1& 2 are some of my favorite episodes!! :D

  • JamesFlaherty

    December 8, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    …And so, the Bible Games Trilogy is complete. Great memories.

  • Captain GENE

    December 8, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Holy fuck, just saw this on the frontpage and went:

    WHAT.

    YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS

    Off to a glorious new AVGN episode!

  • Big McLargehuge

    December 8, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    This episode was entertaining. But it certainly feels like the Youtube era of the AVGN is coming to a close, and it’s probably for the best. Quit while you’re ahead, so to speak. We already got more than 100 episodes, that’s plenty.

    Besides the movie (which I’m really excited for, by the way), I’m looking forward to more videos from Mike, like the glitch videos. Hopefully there will still be James movie reviews, and James and Mike Commentaries as well (love those videos). Who knows maybe the Nerd will pop his head out from time to time as well.

    Keep up the great work guys, and best of luck with the movie James.

  • APM

    December 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    I can’t tell you how happy seeing this made me. Bible Adventures 1 was my favorite AVGN review ever, and the second was hilarious as well. I can’t wait to watch this, and I can’t believe more of these games exist!

  • ado200046

    December 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    the magic carpet game might also be a ripofff of a sega master system game called cloud master , I guess it depends on which one came first

  • Dustin Powers

    December 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Damn, how many damn Bible Games are there?

  • Niels Albrecht

    December 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    god bless you james XD

  • Dan Teasdale

    December 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    That ending was AMAZING!

  • Jonbacken

    December 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Mother of God!

    HD!

  • undertaker91

    December 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    pretty good nerd episode. i appreciate that u keep doing these even though ur working hard on the AVGN movie

  • itscmillertime

    December 8, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    And out of nowhere, a brand new episode! Nice

  • Rx_79

    December 8, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Heck I guess I cant watch this until someone posts it on youtube. I get bufering every 30 seconds on gametrailers.com.

    • starscream

      December 8, 2011 at 6:55 pm

      @Rx_79 At the bottom left hand of the video screen, click SD to play it in Standard Definition. Buffering time will be reduced drastically. I tried to watch it in HD three times and it kept freezing at about the 3 minute mark.

  • zillahero

    December 8, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    this episode (and mabye im interpreting this wrong) seemed kinda racist. like when he said the color brown is the color of shit. and he hates fuckin’ monkeys. just me

    • RobotHeroLove

      December 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

      @zillahero I think it’s just you, but the Nerd does need more depth to his character than just being angry for no reason. James should give the nerd some history like having a racist father or a small penis, or alcoholism as the source of his anger. He should create a backstory for the Nerd.

      • Ambrose

        December 8, 2011 at 4:03 pm

        @RobotHeroLove@zillahero I’m thinking he might give some kind of back story in the movie

    • RobotHeroLove

      December 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

      @zillahero I think it’s just you, but the Nerd does need more depth to his character than just being angry for no reason. James should give the nerd some history like having a racist father or a small penis, or alcoholism as the source of his anger. He should create a backstory for the Nerd.

    • sterling.treadwell

      December 8, 2011 at 5:27 pm

      @zillahero Yeah that’s you reading into it too much. If someone says they hate brownies, and that a ‘coon got into their trash last week and you hate them too, you’d likely jump on the racist card too, even though nothing in the context, subtext, or language is indicating a hint of racism. AVGN didn’t say the game was ” the color of brown, like a black mans’s ass” or that ” these porchmonkeys need to die” or anything that directly could be tied to being racist.

      This country was partially founded on the idea of tolerance, so stop looking for reasons to pull the race card, you’re wasting your breath when there is much better times to scream fire over it.

    • bloz

      December 12, 2011 at 12:53 am

      @zillahero OMG. I hope you’re kidding but I’m afraid you’re not. There were literally monkeys in the game and well, shit is brown. that is a fact. if that offends you, i guess mother nature is offensive to you and racist. Has nothing to do with race. Many trees bark’s are also brown, but that doesn’t make the trees racist or people racist that mention the bark is brown.

      I’m sure you’re a nice guy and all, but you really need to take a look at yourself and ask yourself why something not even about race offends you. outer space is mainly black with stars twinkling in it. if someone said outer space is black, would that offend you? because if it would, you’re way too sensitive and read into things that aren’t there.

      In a few years I guess we won’t even be able to describe the colors of things because someone will be offended. Scary world we live in.

  • Rx_79

    December 8, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    I guess I cant watch it video until some one posts it on youtube. On gametrailers.com I get buffering every 5 seconds.

  • chorinator

    December 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    For all of you haters and wannabe critics, the fucking ending makes it up for every other thing that was lacking. Keep up the good work James.

  • chorinator

    December 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    For all of you haters and wannabe critics, the fucking ending makes it up for every other thing that was lacking. Keep up the good work James.

  • Sw0rDz

    December 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    If that was the Christmas special, he went way down from last year! However, I know he is busy with stuff, and I’m thankful just to get an AVGN episode at all.

  • sloth_machine

    December 8, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    @zanderP@MotherFucker Mike

  • warren808310

    December 8, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Wait…wait…wait…The Bible has that many instances of the word “ass”? I don’t remember that when I read it! That was pretty funny :)

  • sloth_machine

    December 8, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    I really miss Mike’s title cards, they became a AVGN staple, like the title theme (which is also missing). although why am I complaining, it’s a new AVGN!

  • tiberium51

    December 8, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Wow on Cosmos Cop it looks like a Gundam type Mobile Suit

  • KeithEllwood

    December 8, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Great to see another episode! Very surprised!

  • TomM

    December 8, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    I’d give my heart to Jesus rather than playing those shitty games…..

  • Nintendo_Frog

    December 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    On the Famicom, there’s a King of King’s game developped by Namco. It’s a strategy game that has nothing to do with that wisdom tree shit…

    • gamez

      December 8, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      Its good to know you haven’t posted a long melodramatic post like last time @Nintendo_Frog

  • MAZZ0Murder

    December 8, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    nah you’re not going to hell. We all know ASS just refers to a donkey in the bible…but the way you highlighted things was pretty funny.

    Good ending and great review :D

  • gamez

    December 8, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    Wisdom Tree used to be Colordreams. It would be awesome if James covered the titles Robodemons and Raid 2020. Those games were terrible.

  • starscream

    December 8, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    No where close to the first Bible Games episode, but this one still had me laughing. Thanks James for the new episode. Keep ‘em coming.

  • EarwaxJungle

    December 8, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Hey All, Check out my latest ringtone ‘Brown Note’ in the iTunes app.

  • JokersNuts

    December 8, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    and thus begins the origin of SuperMechaDeathChrist

  • DonSkiver

    December 8, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Fucking fantastic. I’m mega happy that a new AVGN came out. And I don’t care that it was more basic than your other december themed episodes, I’m just happy that an episode came out! You know, you can probably just churn out a bunch of audio only episodes a la episode 1 and that would kick fucking ass. We just love hearing your voice and your opinion on these shitty games.

    And although there wasn’t a title card for this episode, that’s okay too. As much as we love and appreciate Mike’s work (and he’s a fucking brilliant artist) I realize how much fucking work it is to draw out those super detailed cards and then coloring it all in. It takes a lot of fucking time. So, although we love Mike’s work, it’s okay if he wants to take it easy too.

    Keep up the good work, James & Mike, I can’t wait for the feature film to come out!

  • GoldenFrog

    December 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Hurray, another avgn video !

    Wisdom Tree = SCUM !

  • PixelJustice

    December 8, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    This made my day :D thanks a lot dude! I just want to say, throughout my life i’ve had different shows kind of represent the era to me. Teenage mutant ninja turtles was my early childhood, then power rangers when i was a bit older. The spider-man and x-men cartoons were my younger teens, Simpsons and southpark were my later teens and early twenties, and honestly AVGN has been the show I will remember of my mid twenties. I can’t wait for the movie, and thanks for releasing episodes during the making! Long live the nerd

  • samsodomy

    December 8, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    well done sir… i know you have alot on your plate.

  • JohnNevins

    December 8, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    FINALLY! AVGN IS BACK! CAN’T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!

  • TheOneLeft

    December 8, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    I liked this one. It wasn’t quite as good as the other Bible Games episodes, but it was still funny nonetheless. The anger left just a bit to be desired, but it’s completely excusable since James is working on the movie. Overall, I’d say a nice episode. Nice job.

  • ValisHD

    December 8, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    awsome review james

  • ghetot

    December 8, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    James! How could you gorget “the bible game” for game boy advance?

    Bible games 4 must be made.

    //Niklas

  • Derailment

    December 8, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    theres a third bible games?! wow

  • PatrickTweel

    December 8, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    yesssssssssssss finaly

  • December 8, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSjames, I was having the shittiest week but seeing your frowning face on my gmail page totally made my week. you’re awesome.

  • December 8, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    Great way to end it!

  • oU__Uo

    December 9, 2011 at 2:12 am

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Jacob Leeper

    December 9, 2011 at 2:47 am

    avgn …. live on

  • wildside50

    December 9, 2011 at 2:47 am

    Mmmmmm, sacrilicious….

  • Melchor

    December 9, 2011 at 2:55 am

    good stuff!

  • Pravir Raghu

    December 9, 2011 at 3:46 am

    he’s playing some games the worst he recalls, he’s gonna find out which one sucks the most balls….

  • senna4ever

    December 9, 2011 at 4:18 am

    I knew The Bible was perverted.

    All that talk about riding ass and geting some young ass, etc.

    No wonder some many “men of the cloth” turn to peadophilia.

  • GunmetalAngel

    December 9, 2011 at 7:41 am

    Are you seriously still forcing us to go to GameTrailers to watch this? That site is fucking horrid goat shit -____-

  • resinblade

    December 9, 2011 at 9:50 am

    idea for christmas themed video:something similar to the contra memories video where you reminisce about a particular NES game you actually got as a christmas present. i remember when i was a kid i would always be so excited about getting a new NES game during christmas.thanks for all your hard work….great videos as usual.also merry christmas

  • robcas123

    December 9, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    wheres the avgn Christmas theme? other then that , great episode.

    • GrayHulk

      December 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm

      @robcas123 Yes, where is the AVGN Christmas theme? I miss the theme. =(

  • Tjidde Nieuwenhuizen

    December 9, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Umg it’s AWESOMEEEE, And the best ending of a game ever…….

  • Ivythefairy

    December 9, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    Yes! It’s great to see another avgn episode. Hehe those bible game eps always seem to amuse me. Good work!

  • Will'Wolf'Snyder

    December 9, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Bible Games episodes are some of the best! Way to go AVGN!

  • LicaWolf

    December 9, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Funny, the cover of King of Kings makes it look like the game may be a racing game (with camels). And I can’t help but notice that Wisdom Tree spent more money in the illustrations of the covers than in their actual games (well, in some of them at least).

    I love the list in order of manliness: Indiana Jones, Peewee, FUCKING Noah.

  • Lyra_Heartstrings

    December 9, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    Another great episode of The Nerd.

    • LinoShy

      December 9, 2011 at 10:21 pm

      @Lyra_Heartstrings Another brony on cinemassacre!? Yay~ Nice work, James!

      • gamez

        December 10, 2011 at 5:45 am

        yeah why would you be on here unless you’re a fan smartass. What’s wrong with the praise @LinoShy @Lyra_Heartstrings

      • JimmyTheFish

        December 10, 2011 at 1:27 pm

        @gamez@LinoShy@Lyra_Heartstrings A browny is an old person (20+ year old) who watches my little pony. I heard about by listening to the radio, the hosts were ridiculing the caller, I dont see how its any worse then watching sports (not that I watch either)

  • NicoSpa

    December 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm

  • MahkyV1

    December 9, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    growing up I had the bible game with noah david vs the giant and baby moses baby moses for nes and when I saw the avgn vid on youtube I was hooked. LMAO I felt like a weight was off my back watching you REview that game I had no idea other people had played it. I found it at a bible book store and it was the only copy they had. I know why! It fuckin sucked then and it sucks now!

    LONG LIVE AVGN

  • ChillCherry

    December 9, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    Magic Carpet 1001 looks kind of like Silver Surfer for NES.

  • Galvaknight

    December 10, 2011 at 1:40 am

    I literally watch AVGN everynight to sleep (yeah the 8-bit sounds are like living in the past I loved.), and love em all. I have to say this is the first one, I don’t like. It’s boring and half hearted. I’ll patiently wait for the movie. I love you James NF.

    • dksen

      December 10, 2011 at 9:44 am

      Haha, so cool to hear that. I am doind exactly the same every night :) AVGN is better than any sleeping pill, isnt it. @Galvaknight

  • brutechaos

    December 10, 2011 at 6:48 am

    waiting patiently for the christmas episode (please say you’re working on one) this felt a little rushed, would rather you chose a game based on hate instead of something you already know sucks ass. You’re holidays must be pretty damn busy though so it’s apreciated that you took the time to make another vid :)

    • d2max

      December 13, 2011 at 12:05 am

      @brutechaos Not to burst your bubble, but he doesn’t always do a Christmas episode (eg. Winter Games, Bible Games 2, Bible Games 1), so I highly doubt he’s got another episode planned for this month.

  • gamez

    December 10, 2011 at 10:41 am

    You know sirbalmont opinions arelike asshole cuz everyone has one, but in your case its in the literal sense. @sirbalmont

  • JeramieKruger

    December 10, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    I am kinda wondering if James will finish the movie and then retire… The day the AVGN is no more is the day the world cries.

    • FlorisVoogt

      December 11, 2011 at 4:45 am

      @JeramieKruger Probably by the time he’s done with the shitty games from the NES and so, he can review bad games that are released now. They exist believe me.

  • Ocarina Of Time

    December 10, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    if you want majoras mask for 3ds go to operation moonfall.org and sign the

    petition and then watch the video on the website

  • JonnyKeuneke

    December 10, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    i wish the movie would come into cinema :D but im sure they wouldn’t bring it to germany though

    • sterling.treadwell

      December 10, 2011 at 6:10 pm

      @JonnyKeuneke You know, I could see James submitting this to a number of film festivals in the indie circuit. If he managed to get this piece enough attention to be shown at the Sundance or Cannes Film festivals.. it might actually then tour europe and the U.S. as part of a package of noteworthy or award winning films.

      THAT would be awesome. James could see the world a bit and get some serious recognition. I’d love to see that happen, and I’d love to possibly see it shown at my local indie movie house.

      But if all else, we always have dvd.

  • AronLarssonShaghoie

    December 10, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    I litterary ROFL’d at the stalking donkey. I laughed my ASS off if you may.

  • AronLarssonShaghoie

    December 10, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    I literally rofl’d at the stalking donkey, or laughed my ASS of, if you may.

  • Killteck

    December 11, 2011 at 12:33 am

    That ending had me laughing to tears!

  • Killteck

    December 11, 2011 at 12:34 am

    I’m still laughing!

  • JasonBarnard

    December 11, 2011 at 1:58 am

    He should review J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 what a terrible game for the SNES.

  • MichaelSunseri

    December 11, 2011 at 2:47 am

    When the Nerd began going off about the monkeys i almost broke down and cried. “I;m gonna rip you apart.” Oh my god i almost want to make an AVGN clip show just because of that clip… So F*cking funny!

  • Dudeguy371

    December 11, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    That Adam and Eve game isn’t original, it’s definitely a knock off of Balloon Fight.

    • December 12, 2011 at 11:10 am

      @Dudeguy371 You must have posted this before finishing the video… but I almost did that very thing. I was relieved when he finally pointed it out.

  • Wax_On_Wax_Off

    December 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    I loved the “ASS” jokes

    • gamez

      December 14, 2011 at 6:38 am

      Well you would since you’re an asshole @Wax_On_Wax_Off

  • reaperfear

    December 11, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    You can always keep doing bible games. move on to the xbox, ps2 and GBA bible game.

    • Zergling

      December 12, 2011 at 1:49 am

      @reaperfear

      He only does OLD GAMES!

      • Erwinator

        December 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm

        @Zergling

        And now we have the question… what’s new and what’s old?

    • Zergling

      December 12, 2011 at 1:49 am

      @reaperfear

      He only does OLD GAMES!

    • Wax_On_Wax_Off

      December 14, 2011 at 2:43 am

      @reaperfear Howbout no ya freeking idiot!

  • December 12, 2011 at 11:08 am

    It took you a moment to mention Balloon Fight, James. I was almost shocked if you were going to call Adam & Eve “original” without noticing its extreme similarities.

    As always though, great episode. You don’t have to make big giant episodes, that takes too much time I’m sure. The simple little episodes like this where you play shitty games so we don’t have to (and give us insight to games we’ve probably never heard of) are the best ones you can provide.

    I know you’re r8 busy with the movie and other things and all, but bring more of this more often! I was dying there without a new episode.

  • demoman2011

    December 12, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    James, easy on the God jokes…

    • Zergling

      December 13, 2011 at 12:31 am

      @demoman2011

      Keep um comming plz..

    • G0D

      December 13, 2011 at 1:35 pm

      @demoman2011 No, Really, it’s ok.

    • TheChristoph

      December 13, 2011 at 8:56 pm

      @demoman2011 …fuck yourself

      • gamez

        December 14, 2011 at 6:37 am

        No go fuck yourself, was the guy being nasty and rude in his comment – no. Wow some of these fans need an attitude adjustment. @TheChristoph @demoman2011

  • Erwinator

    December 13, 2011 at 1:37 am

    Please make a review about Davilex games

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    December 13, 2011 at 1:56 am

    That review was hilarious. So many good jokes in it, too many for me to list here. I especially like you ripping your heart out of your chest to give to Jesus, Kano-style. I guess the AVGN’s heart is in his shoulder? :P

  • Ryo

    December 13, 2011 at 2:58 am

    somehow, i like the “bible-games-reviews”. Isn’t it funny that some game-factories think they could have an income by selling biblegames? Many of them are not allowed to have fun except praying and do penance. And think about, how frustrating it must be for religous people to play a biblegame which has nothing to do with the bible but more with food and balloons, as example? Sometimes, I think it is a joke by the gamecompanies itself. Anyway, I am shocked how violent some of these religous games are although they are intended to be played by kids in religous families. Oh boy… What do they thinking? Like James said in one Episode: “If I’d be God i would be pissed.” or like I say: “… I would laugh out loud.”

  • GabrieleMaddaloni

    December 13, 2011 at 5:46 am

    the bible game for game boy “adam & eve” it’s the remake of joust… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BNBQxMnvzs

  • TheChristoph

    December 13, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    So sick to see one last bible games episode…the original bible games episode (along with “Stoney”) are what got me hooked in the first place, way back when. I’ve watched every video since.

    James, chances are you won’t read this, but if you do: fuck yeah, man. Just…fuck yeah.

  • lauri_kukerman

    December 14, 2011 at 6:54 am

    we would like to see more nerd and less of the game footage. also, what happened to theme song?

  • GakFace90

    December 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    yeah im not gonna lie, this was kinda bad it wasnt horrible but it just didnt seem like the nerd, i watched three times and the jokes just didnt work for me i still love ya james and everyone who helped with the vid, but everyone has ONE bad video.

    • exroh4

      December 14, 2011 at 7:31 pm

      he’s had more than one, IMO. several, in fact. @GakFace90

  • Prizm4

    December 14, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    In HD???? FINALLY!!!!!!

  • exroh4

    December 14, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    very pointless episode. one of your worst.

    • Extreme Game Nerd

      December 26, 2011 at 12:59 am

      @exroh4 agreed.

  • muzackattack

    December 14, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    THIS WAS OKAY BUT WHY REHASH SOME OF THE OLDER BIBLE GAMES. THERE ARE ALOT MORE BIBLE GAMES THAN THAT!!!! YOUR OLDER VIDEO GAME REVEIWES ARE BETTER YOU PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THEM

  • muzackattack

    December 14, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    U PUT WAY MORE EFFORT INTO THE VITURAL BOY VID, SEGA CD VID, ROB THE ROBOT VID, BAT MAN VID, SPIDER MAN VID. LOOK I KNOW UR PROBABLY BUSY ALOT BUT U HAVEN’T HAD MANY GOOD VIDS LATELY

    • ChillCherry

      December 16, 2011 at 5:18 pm

      He’s working on the movie so he doesn’t have time to make mind blowing videos. @muzackattack

  • muzackattack

    December 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ON SCREWATTCK!!!!! LET BE ON UR WEBSITE!!!!

  • gamez

    December 15, 2011 at 3:17 am

    James has a huge library of nes games. There are so many carppy ones to choose from. And yet he keeps rehasing some of them. That’s why he should take requests. Just something to consider next time he wants to do another avgn video.

    • gasten95

      December 15, 2011 at 10:35 am

      @gamez He actually do take requests. The Superman 64 whas a request.

  • mgm_volnutt

    December 15, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    i nearly cum from only hearing jame’s voice

  • masgeo

    December 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    ‘Every pixel is a sin.’ That cracked me up.

    I wonder if James will ever review Ipod games? Now there’s a whole ocean of shit. Angry Birds would be a good place to start…

    And Street Fighter 4 – the controls on an ipod suck balls.

    Apart from maybe dodonpachi and Blade Dash, that system is a whole universe of increasing shit-ball videogames, all waiting to be AVGN’D.

  • masgeo

    December 16, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    I just got a reply from someone in regards to my message? They said ‘He’s too busy to make mind blowing videos, he’s working on the movie.’ Dunno who sent it, but – I already know that! I didn’t criticise the vid. It wasn’t the best ever, but I dug it. I thought that Contra vid was cool too. I could relate to that one. I remember finishing Time Crisis 2 on a credit in the arcade when I was ten. The workers were waiting for me to finish so they could go home >< Still, I’ll bet a lot of gamers could relate to that Contra vid :)

    Eye of the tiger James. Eye of the tiger ;)

  • SeanCushman

    December 17, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    Not a great episode but its Bible games , very rough content to make “funny” or worth while.

    Looking forward to more next year James!

  • gamez

    December 17, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    This review has me thinking about the other crap that Color Dreams made such as robodemons and Raid 2020.James sould do a review of those titles.

  • JohnODonnell

    December 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    I have a game James needs to do: BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES on the NES! why, three letters and the colors of the shit rainbow! THATS RIGHT! and there was another one for the GAME BOY so he ought to do those two games.

    • gamez

      December 18, 2011 at 1:21 pm

      You’re right he should do that shitty game. It seems that James is too busy to read the comments. Or he chooses to read certain ones. I.ve been the Robodemons and Raid 2020 comment like 4 times in the past. And nope no review of them. But he’ll be too busy on the movie. Mike will be here I think to continue giving content, so I look forward to more game glitches @JohnODonnell

    • gamez

      December 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm

      Yeah that would be a good review. There are so many shitty games on the nes. But James will be too busy on the movie this coming January. But I think Mike will still be here so we’ll still have content on the site. I look forward to more game glitch videos. Hey maybe mike can do nes game reviews. You know give his own spin on crappy nes games with his motherfuckin attitude. @JohnODonnell

  • BrunoMachado

    December 18, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Dude, please dont use buffering on your vids.. Im poor and cant affort fast internet.. so i can only see 19 secs and then wait for 1 minut to watch more 19 secs.. Its impossible.. =/ I can only watch old vids now .. Big hugs

    • Kaleidoscopic God

      December 19, 2011 at 11:08 am

      Every video has to buffer. It’s being streamed.

      What you’re asking is for him to decrease the quality. Suck it up and let everyone else enjoy these properly, would you kindly, Mr. Self-centered?@BrunoMachado

  • jayson102938

    December 19, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    i wish rolf could be a youtube partner so i can watch videos there. i used to have fast internet then my grades became poor so my parents took it out im on honor roll now and we got it back but the speed is a lot slower. i used to watch 1080 now i have to watch 360. on cinnemassacre i have to wait for buffering a lot

    • ljngamessuck

      December 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm

      @jayson102938 all the videos are on youtube :P

  • Cunilinbus

    December 20, 2011 at 3:20 am

    rehashing old gag really!

    really!

    I hope your movie is not a bunch of old gag from your past video and repeat in some stupid dialogue. this shit is lazy and let me spell it for ya L-A-M-E, so if that’s a preview of your movie, fuck don’t

    • KwaiNewman

      December 21, 2011 at 12:35 am

      you suck

    • PdqXToxicity

      December 21, 2011 at 12:43 pm

      @Cunilinbus To be honest. This is actually not that bad, especially because of the fact that James is really busy, if his movie was going to be repeated dialogue and jokes then it would already be done and in the $1 DVD section. So just calm down and let James do his thing, he’s the best at it after-all!

    • 100vivitar

      December 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm

      @Cunilinbus your a douche

  • ljngamessuck

    December 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    in james’s absence on the movie mike should start making mikes shitty game reviews in his place!

  • EdwinGuevaraRamos

    December 20, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    So good, as usual. Remember the Xmas special with Captain S?

  • RichardKaltenbock

    December 21, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    Loved it James. Hard to imagine you once again managed to pull more biblical monstrosities from the shit pile. :D

  • Olivania

    December 21, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    It’s ok that you finished the Bible Game series. But I have to be honest here. This is the first AVGN video that I really found bad. (Not power glove bad, but still bad) Several times in the video you say “I showed you this and that” “you have seen this in the last BG video”. Yes, I know I have seen it, as a long time fan I’m watching AVGN episodes almost every day. I’m still looking forward to new AVGN videos, but if you are too busy please take even more time. I don’t mind waiting for months as long as the quality is good.

  • FrequentCommon

    December 21, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    Is there a reason I’m not seeing this in the list of AVGN videos?

  • ThatClassicMovieCritic

    December 23, 2011 at 1:53 am

    I think that this is all we need for the rest of this year and half of the new one

  • brettfilms

    December 23, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    I just want to wish EVERYONE a very Merry Christmas, whoever you are!

    • 100vivitar

      December 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm

      @brettfilms you too man

    • Koshka

      December 23, 2011 at 10:28 pm

      @brettfilms you too!!

    • NightWalker990

      December 25, 2011 at 2:30 am

      Thanks, brettfilms. I wish you a Merry Christmas, too! @brettfilms

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 11, 2012 at 9:41 pm

      That was really cool hah! @brettfilms

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 11, 2012 at 9:41 pm

      That was really cool hah! @brettfilms

  • December 23, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Yeesh…you think they made enough of these things???

  • Koshka

    December 23, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    Thank you James to always bring us so much fun and entertainment!!

    I wish for you, Mike Matei, Kyle Justin and everybody with you to have a great Christmas!!

  • JimmyBeaulieu

    December 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    To be honest, I am an AVGN’s fan but man you lost what makes you good… You are not funny anymore… I didn’t laugh one time in all the video… I’m sorry man but now you’re juste boring

    • DanOwnsALL122

      December 24, 2011 at 1:12 pm

      @JimmyBeaulieu to be fair, he really just went back to games he had already gone over before, and really James hasn’t done anything AVGN related in quite awhile, Give him some time.

      • DanOwnsALL122

        December 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm

        @JimmyBeaulieu Also I believe he’s very busy with his Movie, so its atleast a pretty decent video for how busy he is. Just thought I’d add that in.

    • ArtHazard

      December 24, 2011 at 6:42 pm

      @JimmyBeaulieu Actually i did not enjoied much by this episode too, but previous review is in my favorite list, so i can’t agree with your statement that AVGN became boring.

    • NightWalker990

      December 25, 2011 at 2:29 am

      Ouch, you just laid it right on him, huh? AVGN definitely had some episodes I didn’t like either (just like every series I come to like). I did like his style better back when he did the double vision episodes, but I still enjoy AVGN episodes because he keep originality and it’s still funny in my opinion. As many of the other fans mentioned, though, production of the AVGN movie has significantly limited his time. Therefore, I’m just thankful he still is releasing episodes, which is more satisfying than shows I payed money for in the past. @JimmyBeaulieu

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 11, 2012 at 9:40 pm

      These comments won’t help him improve in any way shape or form. They can only serve to frustrate him. If you are REALLY a fan. You would offer constructive criticism and show some support. Rage if you want… But I am right. @JimmyBeaulieu

  • December 24, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Didn’t a woman actually drop her baby after running a marathon recently?

  • December 24, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    Please make some videos about educational console games. I’d love to see you cover Elmo’s Letter Adventure on the PS one. It seems like Elmo is always farting in that game. Also, the DreamGear 75-in-1 has one official game on it. A NES Sesame Street game with Elmo in it.

  • TheLittlestBowl

    December 24, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    I’m surprised nobody hasn’t noticed and mentioned this, but the bees in Magic Carpet 1001 are straight out of Megaman 3′s Hardman stage.

  • TheLittlestBowl

    December 24, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    I’m very surprised nobody’s noticed and mentioned this, but the bee sprite in Magic Carpet 1001 is straight out of Megaman 3′s Hardman stage.

  • IgorGeek

    December 24, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Christmas episode today??? pleeeaase =)

  • December 24, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    Main issue is that… it reviews a game we already know including the flaws, just on a different console.

  • pascal99388

    December 25, 2011 at 5:02 am

    James, I would love to see you livestream games :) (twitch.tv)

  • Embrianoise

    December 25, 2011 at 10:41 am

    In a little and retangular space, James site asked me: “What are you looking for?” Hm…

    “Your search for “Ass” returned 433 results.”

    HOLY SHIT!…

    HOLY… ASS…

    Now this make the perfect sense.

    Merry scumbag christmas for all!

  • NicoSpa

    December 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    james i have one problem with this video i know you have much to do because of avgn the movie but wheres the avgn (christmas) theme? why didn´t you use the one from bible games 2 or 1 ?
    you always say like in the terminator game wheres the theme i´m disapointed i hope you fix it when it goes to youtube or a dvd. but other than that good video ^^

    • RickyHotpotatoGarcia

      December 26, 2011 at 12:29 am

      asshole eat a dick!

      • Extreme Game Nerd

        December 26, 2011 at 1:01 am

        @RickyHotpotatoGarcia suck on this 8====””’=====D~~

    • Netrunner

      December 26, 2011 at 5:30 am

      @NicoSpa Yeah and where is the awesome music start?

  • DanOwnsALL122

    December 26, 2011 at 2:21 am

    @Extreme Game Nerd Just exactly what do you mean by “old ways”? His Style hasn’t changed since. Sure this isn’t the most entertaining it could possibly be, but with what he has on his plate, its atleast half-decent. Plus he didn’t have great material to work with, most of what he covered in this on he already covered before. I’m not judging you for not liking him anymore or not being as big a fan, that’s you opinion but a more valid reason would be nice.

  • Netrunner

    December 26, 2011 at 5:30 am

    Hey, I agree somewhat with Extreme Game Nerd. Look im a huge fan, actually donated money last week for the movie, and spent most of christmas day showing the family nerd videos…However what I have noticed is that , that crazy energy, passion and most of all “angryness” is missing. Seems like he is tired. Also whats up with that jacket (Please dont say you doing sponsorships now?) Look I know all great things end up going this way (Facebook, Microsoft, Apple) all start with the passion and end up with something different (not always bad though)..Guess I personally dont dig change that much :). James Nerd, Dig your work, just do us an old school review…one for the fans!

    • destruktive

      December 26, 2011 at 8:29 am

      @Netrunner He’s been using that jacket for most “winter” related videos the last couple of years.Also, No one is sponsored by Atari. They have no gain from it. They barely exist as it is right now.

  • Koshka

    December 26, 2011 at 11:55 am

    @Extreme Game Nerd You cannot say you didn’t like Rob the Robot video! That was one of his best work, and it was made this year :) I admit Bible Game 3 might not been a lot of people’s favorites (including me), but I think overall he is pretty consistent with the quality of his videos. Especially considering AVGN is not his main source of income. He haves to make time and put a lot of energy to make these videos… Just for us viewers (to watch it for free.)

  • DaveMason

    December 27, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    Adam and Eve is almost a rip off of Balloon Fight. i can give a good guess why, because in Balloon Fight your character is holding balloons and he is flapping his arms to stay in the air.

  • Abelmont42

    December 27, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Hey nerd, I just want to say thank you for all the work you’ve done in the past several years. Through high school and college, you’ve been an inspiration to me, and always remind me of the benefits of pursuing ones interests. I had a lifelong dream of making a short video myself, and while it’s nowhere near as spectacular as yours, it’d be foolish to say I didn’t take inspiration from you! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGRanlEW0Y&context=C38051a3ADOEgsToPDskJXLyKJJg-znf-rELaNl4Nq) Thank you so much for your dedication, and for sharing this with us, I hope the best for you, and I eagerly await further films!

    • sterling.treadwell

      December 28, 2011 at 12:30 am

      @Abelmont42 Ha that was actually not too shabby. Though really, you look almost exactly like Samwise Gamjin from Lord of the Rings. I almost wish you did your reviews as a hobbit and used a middle earth accent instead of a soft spoken.. mafia?Wouldn’t be hard to make a costume for it and then the “dark master” you feature in that video could actually be one of the ring wraiths.. or maybe Golem.. hehe.. or Frodo when he’s turned..

      I know I know.. you already established the GNome and will run with that.. just.. would actually be a fun angle. and with The Hobbit coming end of next year.. would be a great little chance to have fun and get popular. You seem to have the talent. Now go nuts and make your mark!

      I love the fact James has inspired people to do this kind of stuff. Awesome.

      • Abelmont42

        December 28, 2011 at 3:37 pm

        @sterling.treadwell@Abelmont42 Wow, thanks sterling.treadwell, I appreciate the compliments! And yeah…I’ve heard that I look like Sam, and I’ll think about it. I’ve never been the biggest LOTR fan, so I’d have to do some thorough research of the char, one wants to be popular, but popular for the right reasons! I love the nerd’s videos, but I must admit the vulgarity of them has worn on me, which is why I went so soft spoken in this. Plus, hey, it was an excuse to wear an awesome suit! I think next I’m going to review two pretty rare atari games, Out of Control and Shuttle Orbiter, I found both of them in the basement (no joke!) recently, and before I auction them away for textbook money, I figured it’d be worth doing some sort of review around them. And man, AVGN should review these games, they’re TERRIBLE, and well over $200 each to obtain.

      • sterling.treadwell

        December 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm

        @Abelmont42 Haha yeah, could be a theme for the episode. Crappy games that cost way too much. :) Would be kool to see the games compared to their “Current Gen” equivalent to say ” OK for $200 you could buy this old atari game or for this much you could buy the limited edition collectors pack of game X and still save $70 ” lol.

  • December 30, 2011 at 1:35 am

    merry christmas or happy shut the fuck up hhahhahhahah

  • December 30, 2011 at 1:39 am

    hhhhhhhha lickmy ass hahahhah

  • December 30, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Hey, check out my new site. I’m a game reviewer and I do my reviews on NES,SEGA, AND SNES games. Check my site out Cinemaniac.webs.com

  • December 31, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Nice Monkey Shines reference.

  • December 31, 2011 at 11:39 am

    To be honest, this video lacked what, I thought made the Nerd original, a bad temper. Maybe you were trying to take a gentler approach. Though the lighting looks cool, and I found the “King James Bible” part the funniest due to creative use of ass.

    • RabidDog

      January 2, 2012 at 4:08 am

      To be fair, he might be cautiously avoiding hellfire… Or maybe he was just tired. He sounded tired… I would like to note that I have never met a man who found so much simple delight in the bible. =P @Guildgut

  • Tekkenfan

    January 1, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    The trilogy has been wrapped up

  • CommanderMT

    January 1, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Why does Mofo Mike always post the vids? Just curious…

    • merderous117

      January 8, 2012 at 3:28 pm

      @CommanderMT

      good question…

  • Yushatak

    January 2, 2012 at 2:08 am

    That Adam and Eve game isn’t original, it’s a contorted version of Joust.

  • Metalmaniac

    January 5, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Hey maybe you can do video of game that sucks more like whore stinks more than shit the two games that really suck in my years of playing was 1. Pikmin of GameCube 2. Et

  • TonyLewis

    January 7, 2012 at 1:32 am

    I think Magic carpet 1001, is actually kind of a copy of “cloud master” on Sega Master System, if I remember it right.

  • owlmaster777

    January 7, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    hi nerd,

    I played through all the three games of bible adventures (and I liked it^^). You said that david and goliath is all about sheep collecting. but if you get on top of the mountains you come to fight goliath :). you just have to throw a stone into his eye to beat him. ok it doesn’t take much time (only one minute or so) and against five hours of sheepcatching…it’s a joke. but it’s funny to see :)

    ps: I like your nerd episodes and your shortfilms. keep up the great work. can’t wait till the nerd movie is finished.

  • KarasuRitchi

    January 9, 2012 at 1:20 am

    Lol Wow seriously ASs in the bible now that is blasphemy lol

  • KemalThomson

    January 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    I’ve tried watching some of theese but can’t instead of starting the video I get sent to game trailers, which would be okay but I can’t even watch it on game trailers because an ad takes over on fullscreen and refuses to let back on gt even once the ad has finished.

    Nonesense.

  • MouseZ

    January 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    … I want your jacket…

  • LeahArenas

    January 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    here james! http://www.wisdomtreegames.com/games.html a whole new shit list of bible games you can play all by wisdom tree! play Jesus in space all for the price of 22.99… why why why?

  • MrBrrumpkins

    January 16, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    i was dying when he was reading all the ass passages..HAHA!

  • RafaelArgueta

    January 19, 2012 at 8:55 am

    Ned flanders aproved all those games

  • max28057

    January 19, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    yep every one

  • Huntsi

    January 20, 2012 at 4:48 am

    Hey James, I have Famicom- version of the Carlton 6 in 1. I’ve searched for the internet value of it, but I can’t find any info of it, not even the picture. Do you or Mike know anything of Famicom-version?

  • January 21, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    http://limitlessreviews.blogspot.com/?m=0 Love the Nerd? Check this chick out!! Huge nerd fan here but this Girl should work with him.

  • rainbow_chocobo

    January 23, 2012 at 10:22 am

    love you avgn

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 24, 2012 at 11:47 am

    I can’t believe these games have nothing to do with the Bible. To begin with, “Bible Games” is a bad idea in the first place. Read the Bible and play games!

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  • jak9879

    January 24, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    you should review conkers bad fur day on n64

    • KaiserKami

      February 19, 2012 at 5:45 pm

      @jak9879 That’s not a bad game, rather a good game, one of the best in the N64 library.

  • MrMurderx1221

    January 28, 2012 at 11:28 am

    I made an account just to say I have now seen every single episode of AVGN, and i’m gonna watch them all again :)

  • horrorgamenerd

    January 28, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Have you ever though of teaming up with Zero Punctuation from escapistmagazine.com who does funny reviews of newer games?

  • HeroOfDark

    January 28, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    and on the 4th day, he read the Bible on his Game Boy.

  • forgingiron

    January 31, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    On the back of the box of the Game Boy Bible, it says “it’s ultimate calling”. A fucking spelling/grammar error.

  • xfirefly

    February 1, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    I was lucky enough to have King of Kings on NES when I was a wee lass. It’s where I first learned the meaning of gamer rage. You’ve never heard a 5 year old swear so god damn much. Anyway, I beat all 3 games, and never did I see “Give your heart to Jesus.” So, you’re not alone there.

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  • Demonarion

    February 16, 2012 at 8:55 am

    I think that here is only one good Bible game.

    And that game is The you testamen and ONLY one guy made it.The creator of the game is called Matt Dickie.Its a PC game and its free.You can get it at

    http://WWW.MDicke.com.It would be realy cool to se you review it even tough you dont review Pc games.

  • EarthViper

    February 19, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Noah’s Ark on Bible Adventures is actually pretty fun. If you’re the kind of gamer who grew up to love games that prey on your OCD it’s actually entertaining, not to mention playable unlike almost every other one of these games. Sure, it’s no technical marvel but it was some good mindless entertainment.

  • FlameChice

    February 21, 2012 at 3:34 am

    I love watching AVGN at night its so relaxing

  • FlameChice

    February 21, 2012 at 3:34 am

    I love watching AVGN at night its so relaxing

  • February 21, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Awesome Review James!

  • thegreasefire

    February 22, 2012 at 3:11 am

    Should have stopped at 420 comments. :D

  • OfficialJab

    February 25, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    I fucking hate GameTrailers. There’s no buffer bar, just a number that climbs to about 15 seconds then says ‘full’, even though it’s absolutely not. Why’s it so hard to make a normal video player like everywhere else?

  • HL

    February 28, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    This video just won’t play. It’s not an Adobe player issue, it;s not a network connection issue, and it’s not a codec issue or system memory issue or anything like that IT JUST WON’T WORK. CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE?????

  • ravcurry11

    March 1, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why whywhy why why why why why why why why why why why won’t it play oh god and heaven why won’t it play

  • BaileyHalbreich

    March 1, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    you click on it and its a link to screw attack

  • DondoChakka

    March 2, 2012 at 4:23 am

    are u getting bored of beeing avgn? i noticed you release less and less episodos lately :(

    • KleZ

      March 3, 2012 at 12:36 am

       @DondoChakka there’s a movie coming up!

      • DondoChakka

        March 3, 2012 at 3:04 am

         @KleZ oh thats good to hear! :)

  • JaysonGeronca

    March 3, 2012 at 2:57 am

    KINECT for Xbox 360 – sets World Record
     
    *No controllers or remotes “You are the controller”
    *the Kinect sensor recognizes your gestures and movements
    *connect with just the wave of your hand
     
    *play games, watch TV, movies, & music 
    *Kinect works with every Xbox 360 console
     
    Kinect sets World Record as the fastest selling electronic device in history
     
    (sells faster than Apple products and other gaming consoles)
     
    Own it now
     http://astore.amazon.com/gjaysprod2-20
     

  • JaysonGeronca

    March 3, 2012 at 2:57 am

    KINECT for Xbox 360 – World Record
     
    *No controllers or remotes “You are the controller”
    *the Kinect sensor recognizes your gestures and movements
    *connect with just the wave of your hand
     
    *play games, watch TV, movies, & music 
    *Kinect works with every Xbox 360 console
     
    Kinect sets World Record as the fastest selling electronic device in history
     
    (sells faster than Apple products and other gaming consoles)
     
    Own it now
     http://astore.amazon.com/gjaysprod2-20
     

  • HorazStCruz

    March 3, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Adam & Eve; could it possibly be a Balloon Fight (NES) rip-off?
    I had that game and it was fun to play it co-op.

  • MrXclio

    March 5, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    @dondochakka can you come back and comment when you’ve learned some basic grammar rules…. i spotted 3 mistakes there. whatever this movie is about it better be good for you to not post an episode for 3 months, i hope it’s not one of those straight to video deals you see on sci fi with cheap special effects.

    • JeffBradford

      March 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm

       @MrXclio  @dondochakka I’ve seen way worse. And I think it’s well worth the wait for the movie. I, for one, actually became a fan of AVGN shortly after his fundraiser was done. Which is unfortunate because I wanted some of that cool stuff. Still, I’m here now.

    • DondoChakka

      March 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

      @MrXclio, and you can come back when u stopped beeing such a  grammar nazi. these comment boxes dont let me use spelling check so fuck you

      • MrXclio

        March 7, 2012 at 7:33 am

         @DondoChakka you need spell check for you? get back go where you belong on xbox live. you pathetic little shit.

      • DondoChakka

        March 7, 2012 at 7:40 am

         @MrXclio  nice try troll but i dont even have a single video game console.

      • MrXclio

        March 7, 2012 at 11:37 am

         @DondoChakka your mother not working the streets enough i see, probably using a second hand
        shitty pc i bet. retooling my comments just shows how lame you are, add another 20 years to that 8 and you’ll have my age right. bet you can’t even afford xbox live. try learning english instead acting like a twat on the net.

      • DondoChakka

        March 7, 2012 at 9:20 pm

         @MrXclio xD hahaha 28 you wish, unless your mommy dropped you on your head when u were a baby i can understand.

      • DondoChakka

        March 7, 2012 at 9:20 pm

         @MrXclio xD hahaha 28 you wish, unless your mommy dropped you on your head when u were a baby i can understand.

      • MrXclio

        March 8, 2012 at 8:07 am

         @DondoChakka still can’t spell i see. dick shaft, i bet you’re still breast feeding. actually i’m 31.
        you brain dead cunt.

      • DondoChakka

        March 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm

         @MrXclio haha u just said “add another 20 years to that 8 and you’ll have my age right”… thats 28, i may not know how to spell but u cant even count. man.. talk about pwning yourself. if your trolling atleast do it right.

      • MrXclio

        March 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

         @DondoChakka because i lied dick head, try and keep up, your trolling abillities are lame,
        and only pubeless 16 year olds use pwn…. i can spell you you you, bet you’re jealous.  by the way it’s you’re trolling…. illiterate fucktard, get back on xbox the other homos are missing you.

      • MrXclio

        March 7, 2012 at 7:54 am

         @DondoChakka = Little Bitch Faggot

      • DondoChakka

        March 7, 2012 at 9:26 am

         @MrXclio haha i’m suprised 8 year olds visit this website, nintendo was before your time kid. maybe you should go back to where you belong on xbox live :P

      • Abelmont42

        March 8, 2012 at 12:53 pm

        Trolls, trolling from trolls! What has society come to!? Seriously, if you’re both as old as you say you are, you ought to realize how pathetic this all is.
        Grow up, learn some respect, or just go ahead and troll away and prove to us all how immature you are, despite your age.
         
         

      • DondoChakka

        March 8, 2012 at 1:06 pm

         @Abelmont42 i never said how old i am lol, and he is making a big deal about what started as a simple question by me lol. anyway, welcome to the club. are u in for some trolling as wel? xD

      • MrXclio

        March 9, 2012 at 6:47 pm

         @DondoChakka  @Abelmont42 dondo you’re the one getting all defensive over a simple grammar correction. you need spell check over simple words. if i was you i’d switch to a better school. one were chemistry class doesn’t teach you how to make a good meth lab, and p.e. isn’t about  best drive by training loool.

      • yk1989

        March 10, 2012 at 12:28 am

         @MrXclio All your base…

      • DondoChakka

        March 10, 2012 at 11:28 am

         @MrXclio   oh already was wondering when u made a come back… lets see. “if i was you?” “if i were you?” “one were chemistry class…” “one WHERE”  who’s the dumb fuck now. you cannot even spell things right yourself.,

      • MrXclio

        March 16, 2012 at 8:54 am

         @DondoChakka i love the fact you still can’t  type the letters y o u, trying to attack my hardly noticeable grammar mistakes whereas yours are fucking huge. get to that English class you fucking cracker, or are you too busy pimping your mother to pay for the internet connection? is the concept of typing the 3 letters y.o.u too much for you low intelligence? burger king awaits fry that burger. pronto

      • MrXclio

        March 16, 2012 at 8:58 am

         @DondoChakka mow the lawn, clean swimming pools,only basic english needed, cracker inbreds apply within.

      • SkylerBrier

        March 17, 2012 at 10:28 pm

         @MrXclio clio i have to say, you hae officially wiped the floor with this fucktard and his mangina, its a wonder how he even filled out an account creation without fucking it up with his bad as fuck grammar, i bet he couldnt even spell you as u without his spell check , its pretty fucked up when your dumb as fuck enough to have a spell check that helps you spell words incorrectly to where they are at least readable ,anyways im high fiving you right now clio. 

      • SkylerBrier

        March 17, 2012 at 10:28 pm

         @MrXclio  have*

      • DondoChakka

        March 18, 2012 at 7:46 am

         @MrXclio  i bet it took you 5 minutes just to write that while i could do it in 1 with some spelling mistakes but still clearly making the same point. think of all the time u wasted in your life trying to be perfect with spelling and bitching to other people about a couple mistakes. if the planet was full with people like u we would be still in the stone age lol.
        same to your buttbuddy which is probably just you using a different account

      • MrXclio

        March 19, 2012 at 10:21 am

         @SkylerBrier Thanks. at least somone here recognises the fact that poor litteracy is not kewl/cool. dondo will think i’m talking to my sock my account. can’t even figure out  how to put an avatar on.
         

      • MrXclio

        March 19, 2012 at 10:27 am

         @Abelmont42 observing grammar rules immature? that’s a new one. i see how you are trying to appear on a high horse with that high and mighty comment.

      • DondoChakka

        March 19, 2012 at 1:03 pm

        lol… i love you MrXclio, will you marry me?
        we seem to get along so well!
         
        the only reason i’m using facebook is so i can easily register on sites (like this) and get beta keys for games, or cash in games from facebook based events. there’s no need to put up an avatar for that.

      • DondoChakka

        March 19, 2012 at 1:07 pm

        ol… i love you MrXclio, will you marry me?
        we seem to get along so well!
         
        the only reason i’m using facebook is so i can easily register on sites (like this) and get beta keys for games, or cash in games from facebook based events. there’s no need to put up an avatar for that.

      • DondoChakka

        March 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

        or to be more precise, i originally just came here to ask a question since i love AVGN and its been a while since he uploaded a episode. but then you started entertaining me.

      • MrXclio

        March 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm

         @DondoChakka entertaining? i guess that’s code for owning, you even mispelled in that sentence, but i’ll let you off since i’ve also done that aswell. you’ve shown your lack of originality. by nicking my avatar, although you’ve reversed it to make yourself look clever.

      • MrXclio

        March 19, 2012 at 3:33 pm

         @yk1989 ?

      • DondoChakka

        March 19, 2012 at 5:58 pm

         @MrXclio i was expecting you to say “to make yourself look like a dumbass” but you said CLEVER! i think we are really bonding here.
         
        nah but honestly.. you know what your problem is? you take everything way to serious.. wasting time correcting people’s grammar on the internet is one of the most pointless things u could do. just take a chill pill, yank that stick out of your anus and chill out already.

      • MrXclio

        March 20, 2012 at 6:56 pm

         @DondoChakka childish insults and you still can’t spell it right, you’re using that argument again.
        clearly not wasting my time since it’s getting your panties in a twist, bet you couldn’t even spell grammar before i typed it. i just schooled your ass.

      • DondoChakka

        March 21, 2012 at 5:01 am

         @MrXclio yeah you just keep believing that, good luck finding a job with your schooling as a mentally 12-15 year old american dick with either autism or obsessive-compulsive disorder. yeah i figured that much from your posts.
         
        Ontop of that your just a bad troll, (or retard as i like to call them) the fact you said you didn’t find it wasted time just because i got “my panties in a twist” proves it.

      • MrXclio

        March 21, 2012 at 8:53 am

         @DondoChakka 
        1 i’m not american, thank god, and using autism and other disorders just shows how low you are having to go because you’re running out of ideas.
        oh and !!you’re!! just a bad troll. &lt;&lt;&lt; which one of us suposed to be 15?
         

      • MrXclio

        March 21, 2012 at 8:54 am

         @DondoChakka you are still commenting, and i’m still winning. :)

      • MouseZ

        March 21, 2012 at 1:13 pm

        @MrXclio @DondoChakka Please for the love of all that is the Internet stop! This shits been going on for weeks! Its making you both look pathetic as fuck, like a bunch of 7th grade girls squabbling. Wtf are you even still going on about? For fucksakes I don’t want to see anymore of these replies in my mailbox just because I posted on this video. If you still have a hardon for this messaging back and forth about absolutely dick all, could you at least have the curtesy to take it else where? God damn it. Oh and have a lovely day :)

      • DondoChakka

        March 21, 2012 at 2:47 pm

         @MouseZ  lol i dont know man, its like a disease i cant stop xD
         
        and i was slightly bored but ok ill let it go lol, i got kingdoms of amalur to focus on now instead of mister grammar nazi who’s probably sucking on his  english teacher’s dickhole all day.

      • MrXclio

        March 23, 2012 at 10:32 am

         @DondoChakka  @MouseZ what a child you are, no wonder you can’t spell for shit.
        looks you’re the kid here. making out that you were bored, is anther sign that you are butthurt. and you mean butthole not dick hole, you mad bro? uneducated shit bag, and mouse i won’t stop, not for you.

      • MouseZ

        March 23, 2012 at 11:15 am

        @MrXclio @DondoChakka

        Mr.Xclio, you obviously lack logic or reason and I’ll tell you why. I have read the majority of your posts in this go-between and you are chewing him out for his improper use of grammar and spelling.

        I find this ironic since you have blatantly forgotten the use of capitalization in nearly every one of your sentences. Not to mention I can hardly understand your rebuttals due to the lack of dictating punctuation. Your syntax is all over the map as well.

        So you and Dondo should be best friends! Since despite your misplaced hate you have SO much in common. Might want to go get your Nazi license reevaluated because as I see it, this is a horrible case of the pot calling the kettle black.

        All the best!
        *hug*

      • MrXclio

        March 23, 2012 at 11:45 am

         @MouseZ  @MrXclio@DondoChakka Oh yeah… because my spelling of the word “you”, is god awfull . i don’t give a shit if it annoys you seeing the replies. i’ll reply where i want thank you. another stwawman attack. 

      • MrXclio

        March 23, 2012 at 11:45 am

         @MouseZ  @DondoChakka strawman*

      • MouseZ

        March 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm

        @MrXclio @DondoChakka Rofl so much fail, if anyone can actually understand wtf Mr. Xclio attempted to type there, I’d appreciate the translation. Hahaha oh god I can’t get over how horrible it is! Grammar/spelling troll that can’t execute either of those things lol! Thank you to Dondo for being an adult about my request, I now get enjoy this noob reply to himself since he refuses to quit hahaha!

      • MrXclio

        March 23, 2012 at 1:26 pm

         @MouseZ  @MrXclio  @DondoChakka if you think dondo is an adult, i think it’s your logic that is fucked, pretending to laugh is an obvious sign you are using the same fail angle that, dond used.. and it didn’t get him far. i can do this alll fucking dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
        i could do with wiping the floor with another missing chromazone down syndrome sufferer.
         

      • ChillCherry

        March 23, 2012 at 10:39 pm

         @DondoChakka  @MrXclio This is a God damned sacred place! Don’t fuck it up with your trivial arguments! If you’re really serious about this little skirmish, take it to Facebook. That’s where the real hardcore shit goes down.

      • ChillCherry

        March 23, 2012 at 10:46 pm

         @MrXclio  @MouseZ  @DondoChakka People with Down’s Syndrome have an extra chromosome.

      • MrXclio

        March 24, 2012 at 7:59 am

         @ChillCherry  @DondoChakka no,, fuck you ,,I,,

      • MrXclio

        March 24, 2012 at 8:00 am

         @ChillCherry  @DondoChakka Facebbok is for tards like dondo

      • PeteyGonzalez

        March 28, 2012 at 8:44 pm

         @MrXclio U D0N7 #RY 8UR93RZ, WH0Z 7H3 DUM8@$$ N0W H@R H@R

      • arazgriz25

        March 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

         @MrXclio  Do the world a favor, and DROP DEAD. This has gone on long enough. if you feel like bitching even more, make a fucking forum dedicated to your invalid arguments and terrible grammar. Hypocrite.

      • MrXclio

        March 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm

         @arazgriz25 Sorry but that type of attack at the end of your comment has already been tried, try again gimp!

    • PeteyGonzalez

      March 28, 2012 at 8:30 pm

       @MrXclio  Z31G H31L, GR@MM3R N@Z1. Y0U @R3 @ HUG3 F@1LUR3.

      • MrXclio

        March 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm

         @PeteyGonzalez  @MM3R  @R3 ahh look at the sad cunt leet kid thinking he’s cool.

    • PeteyGonzalez

      March 28, 2012 at 8:34 pm

       @MrXclio Z31G H31L 9R@MM3l2 N@21, U R T3RR18L3 @T TH15

    • arazgriz25

      March 29, 2012 at 5:45 pm

       @MrXclio  @dondochakka And the pot calls the kettle black, dipshit.

  • BassZ1890

    March 9, 2012 at 2:06 am

    I just noticed… The magic carpet game, the bee sprites look exactly like the ones from megaman 3!

  • zork3

    March 23, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    The new AVGN movie
     
    I do have donated but the choice of  five new episodes of the AVGN or vs dl the new Bond flick (or even the new AVGN flick or something even the cat even dont touch beound of the AVGN cult). Effort. money, prestige or making a living is key but  the magic is not  in the cast, location or budget but in the spirit.  Rolf might not like it but the his format is magic and he never gonna be the new block buster or being the new Scorsese.  The other side  of the coin is that Scorsese never gonna be the new  AVGN.  Movie or not many thanks for the dl!

  • HeroOfDark

    March 24, 2012 at 8:26 pm

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    • MrXclio

      March 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

       @HeroOfDark  @DondoChakka no

  • random guy

    March 24, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    How about reviewing bad modern games

    In title Angry modern games nerd?

  • MrXclio

    March 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

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    • DondoChakka

      March 27, 2012 at 4:42 am

       @MrXclio lol, looks like you shown your true colors while i was gone… seriously, get a life faggot.

      • MrXclio

        March 28, 2012 at 10:00 am

        is that the best come back you can throw out? colours&lt;—- still can’t spell for shit i see, using the old get a lfe angle. you cant troll and spell to save your life. is it me or do you have mild autism or something? you need a tampax for that vagina kid?

      • Kaleidoscopic God

        March 29, 2012 at 6:41 pm

         @MrXclio ‘Color’ is the US spelling, and unlike its BE counterpart, it’s actually the exact same as original Latin word! So in this particular case, I must say there’s no way in hell you can act like America has butchered the language, when they are in fact taking a step further back.

      • Kaleidoscopic God

        March 29, 2012 at 6:41 pm

         @MrXclio ‘Color’ is the US spelling, and unlike its BE counterpart, it’s actually the exact same as the original Latin word! So in this particular case, I must say there’s no way in hell you can act like America has butchered the language, when they are in fact taking a step further back.

      • MrXclio

        March 28, 2012 at 10:01 am

         @DondoChakka uneducated braindead cunt

      • arazgriz25

        March 29, 2012 at 5:43 pm

         @MrXclio Ignorant Moron. Your attempts at trying to make the world look like idiots only leads to failure. Please End your life now. You are only making yourself look like a total idiot. no one else. Have a Horrible fucking day.

  • GregoryCastro

    March 25, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    Do a SUper Ninja Boy and Shinning Force 2 episode please

  • BillyJohnson1

    March 26, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    I’m pretty sure 50,000 people have posted this, but some poor hero(?) went through it.  And the very last ending shot is far worse than you imagined… it actually refers you BACK TO THE MANUAL
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYH7MrdQzVU

  • Evans90

    March 27, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Whenever I see the Atari jacket I always wonder if there’s a hidden meaning behind it lol. 

  • the_human_pokedex

    March 28, 2012 at 10:02 am

    would have been a good time for super mecha death christ 2000 4.0 beta

    • DondoChakka

      March 28, 2012 at 5:02 pm

       @the_human_pokedex oh yeah i totaly forgot about him xD

    • ChillCherry

      March 28, 2012 at 10:24 pm

       @the_human_pokedex There’s a bitch at the end. And it’s Mecha. If it were Megadeth, we’d get sued by Mustaine.

  • HeroOfDark

    March 28, 2012 at 6:59 pm

     @the_human_pokedex  You forgot the Bitch part.

  • HeroOfDark

    March 28, 2012 at 7:13 pm

     @MrXclio Okay, enough. You can call people stupid, you can insult people through the internet. But you do NOT insult people by saying they have a disability. Trolling isn’t a great life. Just look at Douchey McNitpick. Just shut the f*ck up, or so help, I will make you experience all the traps in the Saw movies. 

    • DondoChakka

      March 29, 2012 at 6:54 am

       @HeroOfDark  please do so, educate this poor cast out  wandering troll around the outskirts of the internet what life really is.
       
      and yeah MrXclio, u dont go arround telling people they have disability’s, you should know better then that. (even though you only copypasted what i said)

      • MrXclio

        March 30, 2012 at 2:50 pm

         @DondoChakka  @HeroOfDark Where did you mention disabled people first? and i’ll say what want thank you, window licker! it’s the only job you are qualified for.

      • MrXclio

        March 30, 2012 at 3:08 pm

         @DondoChakka  @HeroOfDark i think it’s you who needs educating !!YOU!! you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you

    • MrXclio

      March 30, 2012 at 2:48 pm

       @HeroOfDark oh yeah. i’m fucking shacking in my boots.
      and no i won’t shut up gimp!

  • HeroOfDark

    March 28, 2012 at 7:35 pm

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    • MrXclio

      March 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm

       @HeroOfDark No i won’t , you pink basterd!

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    James Rolfe you suck, your game reviews are shit now, and that cheap as shit movie you’re so proud of is going to bomb. Nostalgia Critic is 10 times better than.

    • NiemandIndeWereld

      March 30, 2012 at 2:55 pm

       @MrXclio then get the fuck out of here you shit stained fuck

      • MrXclio

        March 30, 2012 at 3:01 pm

         @NiemandIndeWereld go suck your dead shemale mothers rotten dick. tranny boy cunt. shes a rotten whore

      • MrXclio

        March 30, 2012 at 3:10 pm

         @NiemandIndeWereld you’re a dickhead.

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:11 pm

     @DondoChakka let me know when you need some more tampax.

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:11 pm

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  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    To everyone here… 8==========D~~~ <———– !!!SUCK THIS!!!
    especially you Dondo.

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    (OO)=====V=====(OO) &lt;—— [christine is after you]

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    (OO)=====V=====(OO)

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    (OO)=====V=====(OO) Y

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    (OO)=====V=====(OO) A

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    (OO)=====V=====(OO) VROOM VROOM

  • MrXclio

    March 30, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    (OO)=====V=====(OO) B

  • March 30, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    and guys: don’t feed the troll. it’s like feeding a fire; it just gets worse. if you ignore the little brain-dead, no-life cuntfucks, they’ll eventually burn out and shut up. they’re desperate life-sucking bottom feeders who have no purpose other than to make them selves miserable in order to make their lives actually seem worth living. Also, the Critic and the Nerd are actually really good friends. the whole feud fiasco was just a treat for the fans. we can find them both awesome without having to take sides. Just sayin :s

    • DondoChakka

      March 31, 2012 at 4:38 am

       @Lividius its just funny he acted like a 28 year old grammar nazi at first, and now he resorts to symbol chat and spam like a little cry baby because he can’t win.

  • Isaiah Fuller

    April 1, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    What happened to Kyle Justin? He seriously fell off of the map…

  • TheAvernus

    April 3, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    @Isaiah Fuller

    I hope thats not the case. I love his work. I hope he is busy writing music for the AVGN movie.

  • Worldfriend

    April 9, 2012 at 1:27 am

    ATTN: All. Please do not feed the troll. It was trying too hard to get the remaining scraps off the table.

  • thatepicguy

    April 9, 2012 at 5:19 am

    y’know james i also laughed at all the ass bits in the bible so i guess i’ll be going to hell aswell :D

  • fcabanski

    April 10, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    James has it wrong. There were snowmen in the bible but they melted.

  • jkenbooba

    April 26, 2012 at 1:34 am

    this is by far the funniestlee nerd video of them all! And I’ve seen them all! This one made me laugh so hard, I know your really busy now a days but I wish you would hurry and make more nerds like this one!

  • aidentheguy

    May 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    you should do the bubsy games for atari cat snes and ps1

  • PeanutGamer

    May 26, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    James, I think that you should put all of these together in a playlist. That’s how many there are!

  • Poonerang

    June 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Oh my God, Bubsy 3D, the Super Mario killer. Let me ask this simple question and sorry I’m quoting someone, (can’t remember who, sorry), but “What were they thinking?”

  • ltthatguy

    July 11, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    James, you never fail to make me laugh love all your work. dumb ass in the bible lol.
    Look foward to your movie and the return of the nerd after the movies done.

    keep up the good work man

  • Branden798

    July 14, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    Brace yourselves AVGN 2012 is coming :)

  • Cake

    July 17, 2012 at 3:08 am

    funny ass shit!

  • vatternriver

    July 28, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    the ending is fucking awesome

  • Red Hood

    August 11, 2012 at 2:56 am

    Kano Wins!

  • andwan0

    August 13, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Adam & Eve is a rip-off off Balloon Fight for the arcades!!!

  • HeavyIsPie

    September 15, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    lol, the bible game for gameboy says ass alot… XD

  • zengie

    September 27, 2012 at 3:56 am

    Love your Atari-jacket!

  • TheLolmanization

    October 4, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    AC/DC – Let There Be Rock? :p

  • marriuszek

    November 9, 2012 at 5:31 am

    James are u ateism? Coz even if u are listen..
    What i saw in this episode makes me rly sad.. :( I like ur videos and u personally. I think (i thought) that u r a nice guy, very creative and talented with pasion to what he’s doing. But today..
    Why r u such a bad man ;( Even if u dont belive in God, stop insulting Him.
    “shit comming from God’s ass” (and other)? What is this? It suppose to be a joke or what? No? Yea.. it wasn’t funny. So what was that?
    That was a needless comment.. it was simply stupid. On a childish level..
    I am rly dissapointed. I am one of those who are watching u from very long time. I’ve never had a problem with ur language used in ur movies. It was kinda fun sometimes. But u rly shouldn’t use it when talking about so serious subjects like God and religious stuff. U should be more adult. U should know that. U r mature man with a very long experience.

    • metalcommand

      January 23, 2013 at 2:49 am

      Stop being a whiny bitch.

  • Makusu

    November 11, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    More bible james!! yay!

  • Makusu

    November 11, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    I just drank rolling rock for first time!

  • Bilesack

    December 1, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Actually, Magic Carpet 1001 looks a lot like Cloud Master on the Sega Master System.

  • AVGN1234

    December 3, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    please bring back bible games this christmas

  • AVGN1234

    December 3, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    James, why isn’t Kyle doing the theme? Anyway, awesome review.

  • Lukas Sprehn

    January 1, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    Ok… now I really wanna make sure… this IS a re-upload of the Bible Games 3 episode, correct? Or an upload from YouTube to the site…? Right? ‘Cause it actually isn’t a new episode, I’m just saying. But I’m glad I rewatched it! :D

    Stay creative,
    - Lukas

  • Madaratheleader

    January 2, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    so many bible games… fuck

  • Jacob Jarding

    January 4, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    These games were made by RETARD TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nammm3

    January 18, 2013 at 12:58 am

    Awww mannn… no more bible game reviews for the nes AND genesis :-( I can’t wait for the holidays for this 2013 year!

  • montrealmatt

    March 13, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    According to Wikipedia : “Collectors speculate that fewer than 100 copies of this game still exist, and even fewer are complete” and “The game is worth up to $4,200 according to the NES Rarity Guide”. Nice find James!

    • montrealmatt

      March 13, 2013 at 12:52 pm

      Sorry… that was about Caltron 6 in 1 on NES

    • montrealmatt

      March 13, 2013 at 12:54 pm

      …. Okay, the Myriad version. Nevermind.

  • rush86

    March 15, 2013 at 2:31 am

    this is such a great episode

  • March 21, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    You now have to go through all 3 games and tell us if there is a final ending. You left us with as much a cliffhanger as with the “Flight to Egypt: game did for it’s ending screen!

  • Mayra Shitlzai

    March 27, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Coins bounce on the screen,thats gives a nice refence to New Super Mario Bros 2!Love the work ,James!&.&

  • DjDuB

    March 29, 2013 at 12:10 am

    well why a subject like the bible why on god’s green earth would people make a game about it

  • April 17, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    It annoys me ,That people could sutff with the Bible.LOL,Jesus,Help us all!

  • June 14, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    Isn’t it ironic for the angry video game nerd, the man who swares more than Heugh Heffner, to be review bible games?

  • June 14, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    Is it a sin to give these games a bad review.

  • June 15, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    can you do the make my video series for sega cd? those games sucks shit

  • June 16, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Jesus should send Wisdom Tree and their shitty games to hell!

  • tommy mcguinness

    June 24, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    some of these games had the potential to be good titles, obviously they kinda used stock game engines of the time, so why the biblical theme, could you imagine if they used the wolfenstine engine to make an absolute snes exclusive first person shooter, how cool would that have been, in your words James… “what where they thinking”

  • July 29, 2013 at 5:30 am

    I actually knew some kids who were only allowed to play these games. I feel sorry for them when I think about it now.

  • BladeRunner

    August 20, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    Nice 2001: A Space Odyssey reference! The Monkeys are not allowed on to avoid a Planet of the Apes like scenario.

  • Internoob

    August 31, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    Did anyone else notice at 2:20 when he’s reading the parts where ass showed up, it says “loose his ox or his ass” instead of “lose” lol.

  • October 17, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Is it weird that I just recognized the song for the Adam and Eve game is a version of Jamaica Farewell by Harry Belafonte?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFFlWtlDRqk

  • Pokelol99

    October 20, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    bible games is not fun super mario bros is fun

  • Sean Ewing

    November 12, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    I think I remember seeing that King James Bible on Gameboy at a Christian bookstore when I was a kid.

  • November 24, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Funny Episode,
    I always like these bible game reveiws.

  • firzen433

    December 2, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    The magic carpet game is actually a copy of 中華大仙(means chinese wizard), a famicom game that ‘s pretty famous
    Interesting thing is, I’m Chinese,and I’m using English to comment on a Japanese game which is about Chinese on an English site!Whoa!

  • January 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    I have lots of ass jokes at the end

  • flawn scorpion

    February 21, 2014 at 11:28 am

    Love James accent……….
    Mountain = Mow den
    Button = Budden

  • Omochao

    March 20, 2014 at 7:45 pm

    One of the games said “FOR PLAY ON NINTENDO.” Gotta love translation errors!

  • April 14, 2014 at 10:18 am

    who wood win in a fight jesus or zus

  • Larry Hood

    October 31, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    Do the comments stop on page 61 ?

  • December 1, 2014 at 7:13 pm

    theres a rare game boy game that you shuld review called hiv bibble sold by mail.

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