Turkish Star Wars

Mike / December 5th, 2011

Comments

  • TroyLucas

    December 5, 2011 at 12:12 am

    First time where I’ll say ‘I saw it on the Cinema Snob first’

  • adamtalley

    December 5, 2011 at 12:20 am

    I am Soooooooooo glad you guys did this. I love this movie. Its so horrid! Up next, you guys should do a commentary on the best movie ever made: MEGAFORCE!

  • cruiseshipz

    December 5, 2011 at 12:29 am

    I remembered seeing this film at Google Video, and my god it was so bad it’s literally hilarious! Not only the company used the music from Indiana Jones, they used one piece of music from my favorite Disney film, “The Black Hole”, for the scene where the hero had his hands dipped into magma gold that changes to metal gloves. Crazy!

  • AustinStockhecke

    December 5, 2011 at 1:05 am

    This is absolutely great.

  • J03_b

    December 5, 2011 at 1:10 am

    LOL

  • EvielKhon

    December 5, 2011 at 1:11 am

    You guys rock

  • PerpetualBurn

    December 5, 2011 at 1:20 am

    The shots of the guy in half, with the black on each side look liked they just mirrored the footage. I remember seeing this on a free movie site, but didn’t watch it. I think I have to now.

  • HeXiGON

    December 5, 2011 at 1:22 am

    What a half assed faitality LOL

  • JennyBean

    December 5, 2011 at 1:22 am

    Wow, there are some movies I can’t believe exist. Thanks for the vid! As if the vid wasn’t funny enough, everytime you guys cracked up it made my ass crack up even harder! I love you two!!

  • AlexQuirk

    December 5, 2011 at 1:22 am

    2:44, I think that’s Gadhafi

  • JohnSwingen

    December 5, 2011 at 1:29 am

    GADHAFI LIVES!

  • Wax_On_Wax_Off

    December 5, 2011 at 1:29 am

    Using google translate, “Kunt” is “Can” in Dutch

  • trilliane

    December 5, 2011 at 1:31 am

    Actually, I think this film could be so bad that it could be considered avant garde.

  • trilliane

    December 5, 2011 at 1:32 am

    Actually, I think this film is so bad that it could be considered an avant garde/art house film.

  • Erwinator

    December 5, 2011 at 1:34 am

    @Wax Yes it’s a verb. ”kunnen.”(can)

    Ik kan

    Jij kunt(!)

    hij/zij/het kan

    wij kunnen

    jullie kunnen

    zij kunnen

  • LucasJordan

    December 5, 2011 at 1:34 am

    What the fuck did I just watch?

  • EvilWays1

    December 5, 2011 at 1:35 am

    It’s like the $5 budget version of the marriage of Riki-O and Star Wars…with the $5 going to the rental of Indiana Jones to steal the music.

  • remistofeles

    December 5, 2011 at 1:39 am

    But c’mon… Turkey! I guess those poor guys couldn’t afford to pay even a decent salary to the actors… probably it was the awesomest movie people in turkey had ever seen (and probably, they got to see the actual Star Wars several years later). Gotta give ‘em some credit. I’m from Chile and we didn’t have a decent sci-fi film until the late 90′s

    • carnage77

      December 5, 2011 at 9:55 am

      @remistofeles i guess you are greek if you are a greek we dont need to talk who is poor

    • carnage77

      December 5, 2011 at 9:59 am

      @remistofeles well chili so reach! turkish economy is 15rd in world. and chilie ? dunno properly 60 or 70 one of the poor south america country

  • JerramFahey

    December 5, 2011 at 1:48 am

    Turkey made a heap of these ripoff movies. The only other one I’ve seen was 3 Dev Adem (Three Mighty Men). If you want to see Spider Man use a guinea pig to eat out his enemy’s eyes, then get beaten up by Captain America, that there’s your movie.

    • DavidLoewen

      December 5, 2011 at 1:58 am

      I would pay big money to see them review that1 XD @JerramFahey

  • SKATERJROC

    December 5, 2011 at 1:52 am

    GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS……. AND IM COOL

  • JosephWilson

    December 5, 2011 at 2:01 am

    I doubt George Lucas even knew this pos existed, I didn’t until now. Its an embarrassment to all films.

  • MahkyV1

    December 5, 2011 at 2:05 am

    If it wasnt for you James and Mike I wouldnt know about half of the crazy shit I see on this site so thanks.LMAO I love every min of it. Keep up the good work man

  • PfeifferNorbert

    December 5, 2011 at 2:06 am

    omfg what a random images with big pile of nonsense sh*t :D:D

  • Diego Lagreca

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Is this truly a movie?

  • Scotty Andrew DiPierro

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    YAY! I will watch soon

  • Johanna Gaßner

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Oh hell yeah, Turkish Star Wars!!! It’s one of the most insane movies I’ve seen so far. Right now I don’t have enough time to watch the review but I’m looking forward to it already :D

  • Pedro Arroyo

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    wo-wot?

  • Steven M Kirchner

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    YES! This movie is crazy, can’t wait to hear what James thinks of it.

  • Ed Mountjoy

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    It looks like someone has been snooping around Brad’s movie collection.

  • Fernando J Castro Lafontaine

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    What????

  • Emily Bryant

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    HA! One of my favorite movies EVER! (The training sequence is one of the best scenes in the history of cinema)

  • Emily Bryant

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    HA! One of my favorite movies EVER! (The training sequence is one of the best scenes in the history of cinema)

  • Tim Hudson

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Brad beat you to it, bro.

  • Tim Hudson

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Brad beat you to it, bro.

  • Miksu KiBi Muotomahti

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    This movie is still better than the Phantom Menace.

  • Miksu KiBi Muotomahti

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    This movie is still better than the Phantom Menace.

  • Damian Desinano

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    GENIAL XD JAJA

  • Damian Desinano

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    GENIAL XD JAJA

  • Cj Jackson

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    I want to see this movie now!

  • Cj Jackson

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    I want to see this movie now!

  • Paul Cain

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    This movie gives me a headache. Something dealing with the camera angles.

  • Paul Cain

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    This movie gives me a headache. Something dealing with the camera angles.

  • Kevin 'Subtone' Lurvey

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Kunt Films….I have officially seen it all….

  • Kevin 'Subtone' Lurvey

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Kunt Films….I have officially seen it all….

  • Matthew Fauria

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    I never thought you would ever review this movie! :D

  • Matthew Fauria

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    I never thought you would ever review this movie! :D

  • Ryan Cahill

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    This is worse than a Black Metal music video…

  • Ryan Cahill

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    This is worse than a Black Metal music video…

  • Palomo Ramirez

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    LOL

  • Palomo Ramirez

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    LOL

  • Cj Jackson

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Hey all is there anyway I can watch this online?

  • Cj Jackson

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Hey all is there anyway I can watch this online?

  • Palomo Ramirez

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    this is 10 times worse than MegaForce!!!

  • Palomo Ramirez

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    this is 10 times worse than MegaForce!!!

  • John David Hamilton

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Oh James, if you think the sound design here is bad.. than you need to watch Birdemic.

  • John David Hamilton

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    Oh James, if you think the sound design here is bad.. than you need to watch Birdemic.

  • Miguel Halpern

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    I like the part where they use Star Wars and Indiana Jones clips

  • Miguel Halpern

    December 5, 2011 at 2:08 am

    I like the part where they use Star Wars and Indiana Jones clips

  • Ryan Smith

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Cinema snob did it :-p lol who cares! Can’t wait to watch!

  • Ryan Smith

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Cinema snob did it :-p lol who cares! Can’t wait to watch!

  • Keegan Bragg

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    anyone else think the guy around 10:14 looks like Gadaffi?

  • Keegan Bragg

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    anyone else think the guy around 10:14 looks like Gadaffi?

  • Michael DeRoy

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    you guys should check out “The Room” it was filmed seriously (according to its actors) but came out so bad it was relabled as a comedy XD

  • Michael DeRoy

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    you guys should check out “The Room” it was filmed seriously (according to its actors) but came out so bad it was relabled as a comedy XD

  • Lynn Cook

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Is that Mummar Ghadafi at 10:13?

  • Lynn Cook

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Is that Mummar Ghadafi at 10:13?

  • Brian Lesser

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Just watched this.

    I think I died a little on the inside…

  • Brian Lesser

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Just watched this.

    I think I died a little on the inside…

  • Zoltan Hajdu

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Simply wow….:)

  • Zoltan Hajdu

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Simply wow….:)

  • Cemil Basar

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    haha I ve seen this movie back then when i was 6 years old and you know what? I always believed back then that’s the real music because no one knows back than in turkey about indiana Jones. It’s so funny to see this movie analysed ! There are so many turkish movies which riped the theme songs, go on searching them :D

  • Cemil Basar

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    haha I ve seen this movie back then when i was 6 years old and you know what? I always believed back then that’s the real music because no one knows back than in turkey about indiana Jones. It’s so funny to see this movie analysed ! There are so many turkish movies which riped the theme songs, go on searching them :D

  • Angel Ortega

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    That chick was kinda hot.

  • Angel Ortega

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    That chick was kinda hot.

  • Matt Ouellette

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Kunt Films? Are they “Kunts” for taking Star Wars footage and the Indiana Jones theme? That must be where the name came from. Must be.

  • Matt Ouellette

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Kunt Films? Are they “Kunts” for taking Star Wars footage and the Indiana Jones theme? That must be where the name came from. Must be.

  • Ian Michael Berry

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    YES!!!

  • Ian Michael Berry

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    YES!!!

  • Yahya Yildiz

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Haha, back when I was a kid I used to believe this was all original, just later I found out that everything was ripped from SW & IJ :D

    - A Turkish dude…

  • Yahya Yildiz

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Haha, back when I was a kid I used to believe this was all original, just later I found out that everything was ripped from SW & IJ :D

    - A Turkish dude…

  • Joachim Vielhaber

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    oh my god is this bad….

  • Joachim Vielhaber

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    oh my god is this bad….

  • Memed Reza

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    am i the only Turkish fan that luled at this HAHA

  • Memed Reza

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    am i the only Turkish fan that luled at this HAHA

  • Jared Strand

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    @Cj Jackson Right here, my friend. http://www.archive.org/details/TheManWhoSavedTheWorldturkishStarWars1982

  • Jared Strand

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    @Cj Jackson Right here, my friend. http://www.archive.org/details/TheManWhoSavedTheWorldturkishStarWars1982

  • Sean Teteak

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Is this available on DVD?

  • Sean Teteak

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Is this available on DVD?

  • Wadim Mallar

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    that was awesome

  • Wadim Mallar

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    that was awesome

  • Tuğrul Tugge Tekiner

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    This is a very low budget movie… Turkish Cinema at that time produces a lot of movies… It was expensive to get movies from
    Hollywood… So they made a bunch of these movies…. check out Battal Gazi…. It’s like Christians agains Muslims… Very low budget

  • Tuğrul Tugge Tekiner

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    This is a very low budget movie… Turkish Cinema at that time produces a lot of movies… It was expensive to get movies from
    Hollywood… So they made a bunch of these movies…. check out Battal Gazi…. It’s like Christians agains Muslims… Very low budget

  • Feyzullah Kubilay Kartal

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    no. you are not the only turkish fan :)

  • Feyzullah Kubilay Kartal

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    no. you are not the only turkish fan :)

  • Ante Ante Caran

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    classic. total classic.

  • Ante Ante Caran

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    classic. total classic.

  • Justin Miller

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    It’s like the $5 budget version of the marriage of Riki-O and Star Wars…with the $5 going to the rental of Indiana Jones to steal the music.

  • Justin Miller

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    It’s like the $5 budget version of the marriage of Riki-O and Star Wars…with the $5 going to the rental of Indiana Jones to steal the music.

  • Ekin Ergün

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    There are a lot of Turks here, good to see Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves The World) :D

  • Ekin Ergün

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    There are a lot of Turks here, good to see Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves The World) :D

  • Christopher Preston

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    darth dildo haha

  • Christopher Preston

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    darth dildo haha

  • Kareem Abdel-Hamid

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    This guy now replaces my idolisation of Chuck Norris.

  • Kareem Abdel-Hamid

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    This guy now replaces my idolisation of Chuck Norris.

  • Simon James Constable

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Kunt Film

  • Simon James Constable

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Kunt Film

  • Corey Burton

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Aw… App is telling me it’s updated but nothing is showing up.

  • Corey Burton

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Aw… App is telling me it’s updated but nothing is showing up.

  • Andrea Colnago

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Cuneyt Arkin FTW!

  • Andrea Colnago

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Cuneyt Arkin FTW!

  • Justin Zimzum

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    wow, i never knew movies like that existed, why didnt they get sued is what i meen

  • Justin Zimzum

    December 5, 2011 at 2:09 am

    wow, i never knew movies like that existed, why didnt they get sued is what i meen

  • lcvolt

    December 5, 2011 at 2:12 am

    the funny thing with the shot of when the guy is split into 2 is that the shot is not even right. they want to show half of him in each shot, but in the first one you can see his nose so, ok, then the other shot shoul show the rest of the face. oh wait, you can see his whole nose again!!!!

  • DouglasBell

    December 5, 2011 at 2:23 am

    There is one good thing about this movie. It’s funny as hell. I find this even funnier than the Hangover combined with Caddyshack. Just seeing how absurd this movie, it really tickles my funny bone.

  • rushkid2112

    December 5, 2011 at 2:23 am

    It really looks like they just video taped a t.v that star was was on to get the space footage. Hilarious.

  • Kasjok

    December 5, 2011 at 2:45 am

    3:03 this guy looks just like Muammar Gaddafi!

  • davidsworld3

    December 5, 2011 at 3:15 am

    Wow how did they get awa with it? Btw keep it up James I have been watching your vids since they came out, first time poster haha, thanks.

  • davidsworld3

    December 5, 2011 at 3:21 am

    If I were you guys I would have just gotten really drunk would make the time waste more amusing lol

  • JeramieKruger

    December 5, 2011 at 3:43 am

    Ya… I don’t care what kind of videos you guys put out… I know you are busy… probably tired of doing this stuff… But man… I just love watching your videos.

  • Devil_Rising

    December 5, 2011 at 3:49 am

    They got away with it because Turkey probably didn’t have copyright laws back then. A lot of countries even today don’t have copyright laws, many because they’re too poor a nation to bother anyway. That “film” makes Plan 9 look like a masterpiece though.

  • plasticonofan

    December 5, 2011 at 3:56 am

    The musical soundtrack is entirely lifted from Western film hits of the time. The theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark served as the main theme in this film. Other scenes incorporated the music of Moonraker, Ben-Hur, Flash Gordon, Giorgio Moroder’s version of Battlestar Galactica, Planet of the Apes, Silent Running and Disney’s The Black Hole. In the scene where Cüneyt Arkın and Aytekin Akkaya find the graves of old civilizations, the director selected J.S Bach’s Toccata to play. -from wiki

  • AlixJuarez

    December 5, 2011 at 4:27 am

    I saw the entire thing unsubbed on Doc Mock’s Movie Mausoleum while back. That gray haired guy plays a lot of other Turkish action stars. He was in the Turkish Rambo.

  • transfixed32

    December 5, 2011 at 4:43 am

    That was one of the funniest things James has posted in my opinion. I was in tears at the “Darth Dildo” line. I know what I’m gonna be next Halloween.

  • theshep

    December 5, 2011 at 4:58 am

    I liked the part where he tried to break the sword over his knee and instead tossed it to the side. How can you break a sword in your mouth but not over your knee? And yes, the cast of shadow over both halves of the face at the end was great!

  • JayDecay

    December 5, 2011 at 5:00 am

    I can’t believe you didn’t mention anything about the part where the guy karate chops the monsters leg off and throws it at another bad-guy.

  • Dück

    December 5, 2011 at 5:11 am

    This reminded me of an awful clip of a show from the Northwest Territories in the arctic.

    http://www.bebo.com/c/video?FlashBoxId=7477595875

  • aron nagy

    December 5, 2011 at 5:20 am

    look at this, this is even worse: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808240/

    • JeffreyManalili

      December 5, 2011 at 6:18 am

      @anubys LOL scores 1.7in imdb!

  • Staarscommando

    December 5, 2011 at 5:37 am

    Lol guys….this was a very funny movie and commentary. You guys outdo the mystery science theatre guys any day.

  • MikeDuval

    December 5, 2011 at 5:43 am

    This has the be the best movie ever! not for the movie but for the commentary,

  • JeffreyManalili

    December 5, 2011 at 6:14 am

    damn I cant stop Laughing!!!!! LOL

  • RicardoLeite

    December 5, 2011 at 6:30 am

    Watch BRAZILIAN STAR WARS! It is 1000 times worse!

  • Captain GENE

    December 5, 2011 at 6:32 am

    YES

    Jesus christ, I remember watching the final battle scene on YouTube EONS ago, but I never really saw the entire thing!

    Just posting this to get it over with lol. This thing is one of the most horribly hilarious movies I have ever seen in my entire life, and this video feels like a Godsend.

    Also, time to get my inbox stuffed up again. Oh well.

  • Tenchuu

    December 5, 2011 at 6:39 am

    Rated W for What the fuck were they thinkingNice to see the “whole” movie, know some clips from this but never thought it’d be THAT bad.

  • theretrogamer14

    December 5, 2011 at 6:44 am

    Rated F for Fuckballs

  • theretrogamer14

    December 5, 2011 at 6:47 am

    I wonder if they saw the Cinema Snobs review of this!

  • SuicidalSpree

    December 5, 2011 at 6:49 am

    lets see the guy with glasses review this :D

  • Gorbatshow

    December 5, 2011 at 7:01 am

    Hahaha.. :D Awful peace of crap!! We tried to watch this with my friend once and could not even finish it. It does not make any sense at all. aaaargh!!!!… James, please review Rampage aka Korkusuz http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1355207/ That movie is total rip off of Rambo but still hilarious :D

  • AnaRaste

    December 5, 2011 at 7:08 am

    this was awesome! I love shitty movies like this, and big thanks to you guys for reviewing it! hilarious!

  • EliseHolmes

    December 5, 2011 at 7:15 am

    That was hilarious! Great review guys!

  • RistoUusimaa

    December 5, 2011 at 7:16 am

    “What does he think this is? Fucking checkers?”

  • DustinMcCombs

    December 5, 2011 at 7:19 am

    this was hilarious guys you should do some more obscure movies.

  • AnngelikaLindell

    December 5, 2011 at 7:23 am

    OMG!!!!

    This movie is hilarious !!!

  • Bob Roman

    December 5, 2011 at 7:24 am

    Hello ,

    I would like to inform you about this movie. It is from year 1982 , turkish cinema . This movie had a real little budget , trust me guys . It was in the worst movies Top 10 worlwide for a while ( maybe still i dont know ) . We are talking about turkish cinema 80´s , at that point they made movies like in a week to make fast money . Many actors played little roles , played after that in Porno movies ( not Mr. Arkin , he made over 1000 movies and he is a Doctor , i mean it , he is ! ) .

    I am a big Star Wars Fan and like movies,this one is just fun but for more fun you must be from Turkey to understand this Masterpiece of S…. ! I am a Turk , livin in Germany since 10 years an watchin your videos for a long time…… a long time. Avgn Rulez!

    Best Regards

    Bob Roman

  • FredFuched

    December 5, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Do you also have “Brazilian Star Wars” with The Tramps?

  • Bobby1001

    December 5, 2011 at 8:01 am

    You should review Turkish Rambo by DarkMaze. Much better movie.

    Funny video as always!

  • MarkusKooma

    December 5, 2011 at 8:02 am

    There used to be a whole bunch of turkish rip offs back in the 70′s and 80′s and most of them are pretty amazing if you’re into trash movies. My personal favorites would propably be Seytan (The Turkish Exorcist), Rampage (Rambo) and Cellat (Death Wish). Now that I think about those movies would be perfect material for Camp Cult. :)

  • Syrin

    December 5, 2011 at 8:12 am

    You guys are giving them too much credit with that “they couldn’t shoot the dirt” stuff. I guarantee they didn’t even know how to do that. “We’ll just use black, that’ll work!”

  • darkbillie

    December 5, 2011 at 8:13 am

    as comic book guy would say”worst movie ever”

  • KennyMarotta

    December 5, 2011 at 8:30 am

    im laughing hysterically lol you guys should review shitty foreign movies like this more often!!! you guys are awesome my fav cinemassacre video ever!!

  • BrandonCohen

    December 5, 2011 at 8:39 am

    CINEMASSACRING refers to the efficient way in which my films are made, without a ton of equipment or pre-production meetings, ignoring all the extraneous things that happen behind the camera, when all that matters is what comes up on the screen, at the end.

    THE CINEMASSACRE is the spiritual lifeforce; the unstoppable driving power behind my work; the pure insanity to make these wild films. When the obstacles are stacking up and it looks like there is no way to finish a project, I just go on a rampage and “cinemassacre” my way to the end.

    TO CINEMASSACRE is to let loose with what you’re doing. In doubt? Just “cinemassacre” it, the same way a crazy artist would splatter paint all over his work and let the art gods take control.

    THE CINEMASSACRE is me; my one-man production company which I started when I first got my hands on a video camera, in 1989, making over 100 short movies that “massacre” both Hollywood and Independent trends, but with one main purpose: to entertain.

    and its still the same today folks

  • NicholasMoreau

    December 5, 2011 at 9:16 am

    That was HILARIOUS!!! Seriously….I’m so glad you guys introduced me to that. What a God awful movie.

  • Derailment

    December 5, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Ah yes. Good old Kunt Film.

  • wolfdribble

    December 5, 2011 at 9:25 am

    seen this movie before, so glad you did a commentary over it :P

  • Devon Huerta

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Sometimes you just gotta keep those rocks in check.

  • David Razi Dryburgh

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    If you think this is ass, check out Turk Trek.
    Why Star Trek needed Turkey’s Jim Carrey as a cowboy drunk, I’ll never know.

  • Hirose Koichi

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    this the movie with the indiana jones theme?

  • Jon Moran

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    This is hilariously bad! LOL! Great commentary!

  • Michael Davidov

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    This looks like the best movie ever to watch while intoxicated.

  • Tokara Fenrir

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    hahahah, wow, just wow!!

  • Steven Schwartz

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    i want the last 15 mins of my life back lol

  • Sonny Pangilinan

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Kunt Film! haha

  • Michael Portillo

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    lmao I could not stop laughing while watching that.

  • Rafal Zygula

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    still not as gay as the twilight :)

  • Jules Groß

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Hell this is cheesy o.O

  • James Lowrey

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    LOL public domain

  • Steingrímur Óli Kristjánsson

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH hahahahahaha

  • Kevin Gray

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Awsome good work lads!!

  • Jimmy Jimy

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    oh my god it’s by Kunt Film

  • Melissa Henderson

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    wow that was bad but i loved it

  • Eric Faulkner

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    I would have bust a gut if you guys said at the end “Lets send this to our friend Doug”. This seems like something that Doug aka the Nostalgic Critic would tear apart.

  • Hakan Özalp

    December 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Cuneyt Arkin FTW!

  • Iva Asparuhova

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Freaking hilarious!!!

  • Bizz Sjöblom

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    GREAT JOB!!!!

  • Atılhan Emre Dursunoğlu

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    There is a sequel named Son of the man that saves the world.It is more hilarious.Also there is a spiderman movie.In that movie spiderman is the villain.
    Of course Cüneyt Arkın FTW!!!!!

  • Sidney Swyers

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    this was very funny

  • Hakan Aydemir

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    I am gonna burn my Turkish passport right now lol…

  • Cameron Bell

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    I’d like to see the full commentary on this; MST3K style.

  • Vlado Kvitkovič

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    I saw this movie many times and I am still laughing when I am see the (now kult) scenes like training montage punching the rocks, fight with robot and of course final fight scene :DDD.

  • Keith Marini

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    I got this on DVD, its painful

  • Kevin B. Mann

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    if you can get turkish star trek or turkish wizard of oz, get them. they’re even more “awesome.”

  • Brian Record

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    I think it was george lucas who stole scenes and music from this movie.

  • Rodolph Pretceille

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    That’s what I call a movie

  • Jonny Crompton

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    I really think you guys should do a follow up piece on Turkish Rambo; also some of the other Cuneyt Arkin films… check out this youtube channel for more craptracular crapness http://www.youtube.com/user/TurkishTrashCinema#p/u

  • Jonny Crompton

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    and this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyc32UNp7H8&feature=channel_video_title

  • Katelyn Jewel

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    LOL! A guy in a blue jacket jumping to the Indiana Jones theme? Too funny! XD

  • Charles Cayer

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Dear god..

  • Piotr Zdzieblowski

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    hahaha … nice sync … yesterday my friend have send me a clip from this film ;D

  • Diego Rodriguez-Morales

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Destroy the world! *shoots at random planet*

  • Dave Beaudoin

    December 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

    What the fuck is this?! Where can *I* get a copy?!

  • Big McLargehuge

    December 5, 2011 at 9:34 am

    You guys should do an Iriff for Rifftrax someday. That would be awesome!

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    December 5, 2011 at 9:37 am

    I’ve often thought about writing a Star Wars parody, but I want to keep all the origianl characters and make it a comedy unlike using thumbs, or changing the plot like Spaceballs, or animating it with cartoon characters. If Star Wars is public domain, then I could just dub the entire movie.

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    December 5, 2011 at 9:39 am

    This movie is so bad, I’d rather watch Laserblast. Or even Ricky-1.

  • VincentBeaudry

    December 5, 2011 at 9:42 am

    this movie… damn I had a good time watching this horrible piece of existence… it was so bad I nearly pissed on me laughting…

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    December 5, 2011 at 9:44 am

    This movie is consistent. It consistently sucks.

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    December 5, 2011 at 9:48 am

    As bad as I hate this film, I feel challenged by you. I’m not a film student, but I love editing stuff. If I can find the original footage of this movie, I just MAY have to edit a copy for Cinemassacre.

  • carnage77

    December 5, 2011 at 9:49 am

    well i am turkish and i am kinda feel dissapointed. this movie came after 1st star wars movie. that was bad but today turkish movies better than most hollywood movies

  • ElCapoNinja

    December 5, 2011 at 9:54 am

    After watching this, it really pisses me off when people says about a hollywood produced film “this is the worst film ever”, they have no clue what filmmaking is about obviously. Great video guys, your commentary was hilarious as always !!.

  • MarkCanner

    December 5, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Oh my god, this film is awful, the people who made this must have been on LSD and thought it be a good idea to rip off scenes from Star Wars and use the music from Indiana Jones.

    This has got to be the worst film I have ever seen in my life, it’s worse than Troll 2.

  • ChrisDarkheart

    December 5, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Nollywood makes a lot of movies even worse than this…. check out the trailer for “Hitler” if you don’t believe me….

  • RyanEwald

    December 5, 2011 at 10:29 am

    oh my god its worst then space thunder kids

  • Cefalopodi

    December 5, 2011 at 10:31 am

    The boss had two noses after Mr.Nipples cut him in half.

  • tasagraf

    December 5, 2011 at 10:33 am

    man even we Turks dont know what was they trying with this movie back then :) funny thing Cüneyt Arkın well-known artist back theses times as a George Arkın (it’s weird though) and he made really good movies..but this movie, i dont know :))

  • sterling.treadwell

    December 5, 2011 at 10:36 am

    I’ve never heard of or seen this..damn… Great commentary and I actually would love to see James’ next Halloween costume be a shit-stained Mummy… just tell the squeamish folk it’s dirt.. Though what would Mike dress as to compliment it.. or.. your wife? hmm…

  • MikeDmitriev

    December 5, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Muamar Gaddafi @ 3:02

  • MikeDmitriev

    December 5, 2011 at 10:55 am

    And again @ 10.13 & 10.25.

  • StevenRobertson

    December 5, 2011 at 11:02 am

    lol he stole his training from fist of the north star

  • StevenRobertson

    December 5, 2011 at 11:04 am

    LOL he punched his fucking leg off!!

  • StevenRobertson

    December 5, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Dued DAmn not even a real sword papermache?

  • Big McLargehuge

    December 5, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Jeez, talk about “wasting time”… @AnoniMause

  • DaveMcGrath

    December 5, 2011 at 11:17 am

    @AnoniMause Fuck you we love Motherfucker Mike! And this review saved me the trouble of watching a terrible movie and instead I got to laugh at it with james and mike. Also feel free to have an opinion but dont shit on someones friends let alone jame’s pals. Mike is a big part of it all and I cant bother to explain to you honestly. OH i got an idea! You clearly know whats up right?! So just go make the perfect video website yourself! Then listen to the end of “Ghosts ‘n Stuff” by Deadmaus. Trolololol

  • DaveMcGrath

    December 5, 2011 at 11:18 am

    @vanlokk nope there are other morons like you out there. XD

  • firewarrior2112

    December 5, 2011 at 11:20 am

    @AnoniMause speak for yourself, if you dont like it, dont watch it. i found this quite entertaining. i also find these crappy old movies entertaining. so he puts these videos up for whoever wants to watch them. and i think he wants a break from the grind of making the same video series. he just made a video that he cares about, and if you don’t, thats fine. but some of us do. besides, he reviews things. games and MOVIES. (emphasis on movies) thats what he does.

  • Daniel5555_en

    December 5, 2011 at 11:20 am

    And here the usual douchebag comes…

    Go and tell Nostalgia Critic that he wasted his time with Star Wars: The holiday special and other horrible movies.@AnoniMause

  • AnoniMause

    December 5, 2011 at 11:22 am

    @AnoniMause You guys would really prefer this over the AVGN?

    • Big McLargehuge

      December 5, 2011 at 11:23 am

      Not at all, but variety is nice. @AnoniMause

      • AnoniMause

        December 5, 2011 at 11:33 am

        @Big McLargehuge I’ll agree with that 100%! Variety is great and James is (without kissing his ass too much) a great filmmaker. This particular video was obviously intended as something fun and lighthearted. I get that. But James has shown us that he can produce a polished, thought out production and thus has raised the bar of expectations. DaveMcGrath aside who clearly is possessed by unreasoning fondness for anything cinemassacre.

  • tresvecesed

    December 5, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Oh, man! That movie is bad…not only bad is awfull!!!.I only got to see a little of it while U 2 guys were doing this review and I hate it so,so much….Why take something good as starwars (for me only the first trilogy) and mix it whit this good for nothing, boring, tounge twister ass whiper movie. And like if thats not enought U also get to see how they fuck whit Indi theme. WTF!. Also if you check the final part theres like this people in the background of the mountain that look like action figures….I bet they trow a bunch of barbie dolls there whit some monster head stick on them….the horror.. the horror man!!!!

  • MegaDKm

    December 5, 2011 at 11:31 am

    @AnoniMause Wow, talk about being a serious fan who acts like a douchebag.. dude relax and let James do whatever he wants.

    I thought turkish starwars was extremely funny.

    If i were James i couldnt care less about your comment, i would put up whatever made me laugh, so quit being a DIEHARD FAN USING CAPS CUS YOU ARE ANGRY! and deal with the fact that you dont get to demand anything from someone who happen to make some videos that you like.

  • deusprogrammer

    December 5, 2011 at 11:32 am

    *At the end* SON iam disappoint.

    Good review James! Thanks for not pulling the punches on the toilet humor. You never fail to make me laugh with fart jokes.

  • vivaeljason

    December 5, 2011 at 11:43 am

    @Dozen FREE ENTERTAINMENT IS THE WORST.

    • MattJordan

      December 5, 2011 at 11:47 am

      actually your wrong its not however people like you are the WORST

      • vivaeljason

        December 5, 2011 at 11:48 am

        @MattJordan Dude…sarcasm is your friend.

      • Big McLargehuge

        December 5, 2011 at 11:50 am

        I think he was being sarcastic. @MattJordan

  • MattJordan

    December 5, 2011 at 11:47 am

    @Dozen your an idiot mike does a good job go watch that shit and get off this site

  • enginsoysal

    December 5, 2011 at 11:47 am

    I actually grew up with this shit… can you believe that? Back in those days Cuneyt Arkin made lot of movies and my parents always rented the movies on VHS. (If you haven’t figured it out yet… Yeah I’m Turkish).

    I saw a interview not long ago where they were talking about “Dunyayi kurtaran adami” where they mocked themself saying “We were at the bar… had nothing to do… so we said let’s make a movie”.

    This movie is made in 1 weekend… A couple of years ago they made a sequel… “Dunyayi kurtaran adamin oglu” (The son of the man who saved the world).

    • deusprogrammer

      December 5, 2011 at 12:40 pm

      @enginsoysal Honestly, I love bad movies like this =D. I enjoy the hell out of them simply because you can tell that the person making it had fun while he was making it. I’m sure the guys making this were probably laughing their asses off the whole time having a great time together. The world needs more people like these.

      • nudi_joe

        December 5, 2011 at 1:23 pm

        @deusprogrammer@enginsoysal you seem to be an expert at what the world needs and doesn’t need . thankfully the world does not care for your type of smugness . get over your self .

      • deusprogrammer

        December 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm

        @nudi_joe lol you are such a fucking hypocrite.

      • nudi_joe

        December 5, 2011 at 1:23 pm

        @deusprogrammer@enginsoysal you seem to be an expert at what the world needs and doesn’t need . thankfully the world does not care for your type of smugness . get over your self .

  • JohnAlexanderBrotherston

    December 5, 2011 at 11:49 am

    You’re an idiot, he’s making a feature film. Do you really think he has the time to make other decent videos while hes doing that? Give the guy a break. I like the Nostalgia Critic just as much, The Critic isn’t making a feature film however. Think before you act. @Dozen

  • fratzenjeballer

    December 5, 2011 at 11:58 am

    Boy oh boy… there shure are some idiots in this comments. First of all This Video is funny. Its a nice reveal for everyone who didnt know this pice of trash. I mean if you discover such a movie your self what whould you do? Right show it to you friends (if you have friends). And what james did is kinda like it so why blame him? He just want to entertain his fans and some people act like James ows them something.

    Second if you dont like mike thats fine but no body here gives two shits about your opinion. Critic is one thing but things like “I hate mike, no one likes him, hes fucking annoying” is just inmature and stupid… if that suits you than i pity you.

    Ps: English is not my nativ language so apologize if there are some mistakes in my comment.

  • ghost

    December 5, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    i think i’ll agree with anonimause on this one. these pointless vids are getting a little boring

    • ghost

      December 5, 2011 at 12:01 pm

      oh, but Mike can stay cuz he’s kewl

  • Mako

    December 5, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    LOL! Your commentary was hilarious. Thanks for doing this guys.

  • BjornTheBear

    December 5, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Street fighter haiduken at around 12:00 min with a rock xD

  • zyklopfish

    December 5, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    How can you call yourself a “fan” when commenting in such an aggressive and nonproductive sense?! Youre not forced to watch his videos and youre not supposed to pay for it! So how can you even consider of complaining about them!?! I mean productive critics are always welcome, but what you do is just insulting people. By the way, I like Motherfucker Mike and his videos. They are funny, well done and even informative! Besides, great video James and Mike! Looking forward to the next avgn and of course the movie! @AnoniMause

    • Dozen

      December 5, 2011 at 12:19 pm

      @zyklopfish@AnoniMause Why is he insulting? He just pointed out, that his fav videos he originally came for are lacking. Also everybody licks James cock and says “Uh he has soooo much stuff going on, how can he possibly make another AVGN in between?” Well….if he stopped making stupid videos like this one here.

      • zyklopfish

        December 5, 2011 at 12:36 pm

        @Dozen Are you that gay that all you can think about at this point is sucking dicks? You guys are just spoiled kids. Now stop crying

      • zyklopfish

        December 5, 2011 at 12:36 pm

        @Dozen Are you that gay that all you can think about at this point is sucking dicks? You guys are just spoiled kids. Now stop crying

  • Kiarachu

    December 5, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Ahahah…nice commenting and it seems like you two had a great time!

    Love your laugh…

  • RedheadTobie

    December 5, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Haha, lovely stuff, great commentary :D

  • Kiarachu

    December 5, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Then go away from this site, you jerk! You know that he’s making a full feature film? And anyway this is entertaining nonetheless…I hate people like you…always criticizing without thinking…ugh! @Dozen

    • Dozen

      December 5, 2011 at 12:15 pm

      @Kiarachu Its funny how people call me a psychotic fanboy and yet you are the ones who freak :D and go apeshit about my comment :D I dont care I will watch AVGN and boykott all his other shit. Have a nice….oh NOT!

      • Kiarachu

        December 5, 2011 at 1:39 pm

        Then you are REALLY stupid…and really a one-way fanboy…watching only the Nerd is stupid, because he’s making a really good work with the other things too…and they are funny and nicely done. But it’s useless to tell you those things, because you are really narrow-minded and I’m throwing away my time to get you to my POW… @Dozen

  • BlackVen0m

    December 5, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Love your videos! i Lmao to this ! hahaha im sure skid mark toilet paper mummy would scare the shit out of anyone lol!!! Check my tribute to james http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUdfs7WndJs&feature=channel_video_title

  • Warrax

    December 5, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    At people wondering why James released a video like this, BECAUSE IT’S HILARIOUS, I mean cmon get a sens of humor, you guys are sad.

  • evilashv02

    December 5, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    @Dozen someone putting down James and praising the nostalgia critic…hmmm.sound a little weirs to anybody else..ya lol..thats just pathetic and so sad dude

  • Kiarachu

    December 5, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    Go get a life and stop criticizing him! I think that you never had the occasion to sit with your friend and commenting a bad film like that, right? He is only doing that, and we all like it! And anyway WHY did you think that this will ruin his filmmaker career? And for the AVGN thing…HOLY CRAP! He is making a fucking film for the Nerd! And anyway, if you don’t like it, why you watched it, anyway? @AnoniMause

    • nudi_joe

      December 5, 2011 at 12:41 pm

      @Kiarachu@AnoniMause how would you know if you like it if you unless you watch it ? if you dont like his comment then dont read it , or even better dont respond to it . just using your back woods logic .

  • Crowlevel8

    December 5, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    am going to need a few drinks before i watch this movie :3

  • BradCunningham

    December 5, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    WTF?!

  • carlosccdvm

    December 5, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Dude, That was hilarious. I think Mike was just agreeing with James on the film, he’s not an idiot like some earlier comments suggest. He was priobably in shock at what he was watching. Funny vid, they seem to be having some fun down-time.

  • deusprogrammer

    December 5, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    @nudi_joe You seem to think James owes you something…is that a ring of “spoiled American entitlement” I hear? He owes you nothing…he has entertained you for free for how many years now? Film making is this mans passion. Let the man have his damned hobbies. He can’t just work to exhaustion to make YOU happy now can he? Sounds like you need to grow up pal.

    • Big McLargehuge

      December 5, 2011 at 12:42 pm

      Nice. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

      @deusprogrammer

    • nudi_joe

      December 5, 2011 at 12:48 pm

      @deusprogrammer not american , try again . and where did i say anything about him owing me anything ? never . what i said is the truth , if fanboys like you cant take constructive criticism then why read the comments ? it is as if i owe you something ? do i owe james something ? is that what you are getting at ? if that is the case he should start charging for this crap and well see how far he gets .

      considering you take these comments so personally it sounds like you may need some friends or family .

      • deusprogrammer

        December 5, 2011 at 12:55 pm

        @nudi_joe That’s not the case at all. You act like James SHOULD be making short AVGN episodes instead of “this shit” as you put it. This implies that you feel he owes you something. That he owes you a new AVGN video. If you weren’t so ignorant, you would see that. If you went to his house and handed him a check and said “I will give you this check in return for AVGN episodes” and then he agreed, and then you caught him doing this instead of what you paid him for…then you could be angry…but you haven’t paid this man in advance for anything. So you should stop bitching and have a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.

      • deusprogrammer

        December 5, 2011 at 12:57 pm

        @nudi_joe Oh and I apologize, you didn’t call it “this shit”. But regardless…who cares what his fan base wants….this isn’t about us…its about James doing what makes him happy. If it entertains us at the same time…then that kills two birds with one stone. If not…then who the fuck cares?

      • deusprogrammer

        December 5, 2011 at 1:09 pm

        @nudi_joe “lame . what happened to making “short” AVGN episodes while you are making the movie ? why waste your time on stupid movies like this when you know what the masses want ?”, you said this did you not? It certainly sounds like I painted an accurate picture.

        Why am I angry? Because little shits like you are what is wrong with this world. You come and bitch about something, when you have no right to bitch. I understand that his fan base could move on because of a dry spell in content…but a man has to relax once in a while. He has worked so hard on AVGN all these years. You should feel lucky that the man even shared this moment with you. He and Mike were having a good time…why must you be like the perpetual father figure come to say “SORRY JAMES! BREAK TIME IS OVER! GET BACK TO WORK?”

      • onraj9mm

        December 5, 2011 at 2:51 pm

        @nudi_joe shut the fuck up kid, go play in the sand

  • BrodieJohn

    December 5, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Hahaha that was great! James you should watch the Turkish ET next if you haven’t already. Its even funnier and crap than Turkish Star Wars.

    • BrodieJohn

      December 5, 2011 at 12:48 pm

      http://youtu.be/aTUIKrFjrSs

      • semontrax

        December 5, 2011 at 2:16 pm

        @BrodieJohn That’s actually not the original Turkish ET, that’s a weird sequel type thing where the alien’s called Homodi. This is what most people know as Turkish ET, and this one’s called Badi (literally Buddy) :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKwBefore Badi lets out a huge steamy fart, the kid calls out:”Dad! Don’t hit him! He’s an alien!”That always makes me laugh.

      • aeiou

        December 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm

        @semontrax@BrodieJohn “Dad! Don’t hit him! He’s an alien!”

        Good times.

  • Eltanin

    December 5, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Awesome stuff guys, keep it up!

  • KR_Zolda

    December 5, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    I’ve been a fan of this movie for YEARS. It’s almost impossible to top in it’s ineptitude. And it’s absolutely hilarous.

    Check out “crocodile fury” and “robo vampire” for more awesomeness…

  • Benjamin Casper

    December 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Imagine lving in a area where you think StarWars came from this.

  • Christian Maurice

    December 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    I want to have this POS.

  • Kristoffer Sandmo

    December 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    And I thought “Manos: The Hands of Fate” was bad O_o

  • Colin Uchiha

    December 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Best movie EVER

  • Ask EightOeight

    December 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    …this shit changed my life…thanx!

  • Richard Todd

    December 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    “What does he think this is? Checkers?” LOL that was awesome

  • ultrafem

    December 5, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    I recognized the rock-punching theme music from Giorgio Moroder’s disco Battlestar Galactica. And so did somebody else.

    http://youtu.be/lNyFaW3Im-c

  • Taft

    December 5, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Türk yok mudur hiç buralardaaaaa

  • Taft

    December 5, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Hiç Türk yok mudur buralardaaaa

  • JamesAVGN

    December 5, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    @nudi_joe Have any of the AVGN nazis looked at the calendar? it’s not the first wednesday yet. 2 more days, people. Relax.

    • deusprogrammer

      December 5, 2011 at 1:03 pm

      @JamesAVGN@nudi_joe Don’t mind nudi_joe, he is just menstruating right now. He will be okay in about a week once his asshole stops bleeding.

    • nudi_joe

      December 5, 2011 at 1:05 pm

      @JamesAVGN i was only trying to make a point . of course it brings the crazy’s out .

    • nudi_joe

      December 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

      @JamesAVGN btw , calling your avgn fans that would like to see new episodes “Nazis” is a little rude . i can take it but im also a Jew so being a nazism is not really my thing . if the comments about avgn bother you the comment section could always be turned off , you being the owner and all .

      anyway , looking forward to the new episode !

      • Big McLargehuge

        December 5, 2011 at 1:40 pm

        You’re totally missing the point of his comment, dude. I think you really need to calm down and relax.@nudi_joe

  • Jonty_Roz

    December 5, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    That was the funniest shit i have ever seen, that shot with Darth Dildo’s head with half the camera lens covered had me literally gasping for breath, i should probably sue you for making a video almost killing me with laughter!

  • semontrax

    December 5, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    There is actually a sequel called Dunyayi Kurtaran Adamın Oglu (The Son Of The Man Who Saves The World). Here’s a trailer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko0Q2fUsNN4The trailer actually reminded me of season 7-8 Red Dwarf, but apparently the film is terrible. Not in the same way the orginal was, but it’s just a shit film.

  • Taft

    December 5, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    James, i dont know if you read these but you gotta check Dracula Istanbulda, Dracula in IStanbul for English. You really should check it. It will give you a good laugh

  • intheNICKofTYME

    December 5, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    8:25 : Did he just karate chop his fucking leg off?! My mind is blown!

  • zyklopfish

    December 5, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Are you still calling this productive criticism?? @nudi_joe

  • Big McLargehuge

    December 5, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    Hey kids, I like AVGN as much as the next guy, but it has really run it’s course. I’m sure James realized this and he’s trying to take to the next level and turn it into a feature film, and he’s working hard to please his fans because he appreciates his fans. It’s just too fucking bad that his fans don’t show the same appreciation.

    I love videos like these… just two good buddies sitting down riffing on a movie.

    I come to Cinemassacre for AVGN, but I stay at Cinemassacre because of everything else.

    PS: I don’t see how anyone can possibly hate Mike. Those were some harsh words guys.

    • Freddy20_

      December 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm

      @Big McLargehuge Agreed, well said!

    • jackblack

      December 6, 2011 at 7:20 am

      @Big McLargehuge i agree with you on the thing were you said that a video with two guys just sitting down with a movie. that’s nice but why in the hell would some say bad things about mike? who the fuck are these people? mike’s awesome and i did the samething you did. i to cinemassacre for avgn, but when i got here i started watching other videos, lie board james and other things. overal i think the NERD should make more videos with mike. it shows that he’s not just a angry nerd it shows more.

  • Big McLargehuge

    December 5, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    Hey kids, I like AVGN as much as the next guy, but it has really run it’s course. I’m sure James realized this and he’s trying to take to the next level and turn it into a feature film, and he’s working hard to please his fans because he appreciates his fans. It’s just too fucking bad that his fans don’t show the same appreciation.

    I love videos like these… just two good buddies sitting down riffing on a movie.

    I come to Cinemassacre for AVGN, but I stay at Cinemassacre because of everything else.

    PS: I don’t see how anyone can possibly hate Mike. Those were some harsh words guys.

  • stauken

    December 5, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    I just found this movie a few months ago on a streaming site. It’s pretty crazy.

  • aeiou

    December 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Hey James, a Turkish fan here. Nice that you finally covered this movie!

    A little background information for people that might be interested. There is actually a story in this film. However even when watched in its native language it’s very hard to follow, but from what I gather, it goes on like this, more or less:

    In the very far future, humanity reaches a very advanced technological level, then expands into the whole galaxy. There are no more separate nations and ethnicities. Then this human union start to arm themselves, separate in small groups and start a galactic “atomic war”, and this results in the Earth being destroyed over and over and its pieces becoming meteorites (???). However one day, the Wizard appears and wants to conquer the Earth. In order to fight against him, all of humanity unite and start fighting his forces, and a shield made by the “compression of human brain molecules” is put around the Earth (so Earth can explode many times but not get destroyed). The only weapon that can penetrate this shield is a weapon made of the same manner. Therefore, the Wizard decides to abduct and steal the brains of our 2 Turkish warriors by making them crash into one of the meteorites. There, the characters learn of the Wizard’s origins (he dates back to the beginning of Christianity, IIRC), and learn of the origins of humans on that meteorite. Then they start fighting back against the Wizard, in the end Cüneyt kills the Wizard and saves the Earth.

    There are plenty of supposedly philosophical and moralistic undertones in the film, like the value of humanity in the universe (all aliens are brainless, as it is stated), the dangers of nuclear war, the power of human will (the scene where they are able to breathe under the ground), how all religions should be at peace, etc.

    • jackblack

      December 6, 2011 at 7:13 am

      @aeiou can you make it shorter, i don’t want to read all this. it’s like i’m in school!

      • aeiou

        December 6, 2011 at 11:02 am

        @jackblack@aeiou I’ll try. Basically in the very far future humans have expanded to the galaxy, and then they start waging nuclear wars. Then one day a mysterious evil dude called “The Wizard” appears and starts attacking the Earth. So humans band together and start fighting against The Wizard, and to protect the Earth they create a shield made of “compressed human brain molecules”, and the only weapon that can pierce this shield is one made of the same way. So The Wizard decided to take the brains of our heroes and makes them crash on the planet. And then stuff happens.

  • TheZaius

    December 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Mike has a piercing laugh.

    Anyway, I saw bits of this movie a few months back. How is it that this movie didn’t disappear into oblivion? I’m sure there are tons of home-made films that eventually just disappeared over time that were MUCH better than this film.

    I hope not much money was made off of this.

    • jackblack

      December 6, 2011 at 7:12 am

      @TheZaius: your right

  • aeiou

    December 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    The film rips off a couple more things- music from The Planet of the Apes, plot points from Battlestar Galactica, creatures from Inframan, footage from an old werewolf movie, and even more.

    As for the filming methods- even if the film is from the 80′s, you have to keep in mind that the 80′s were still a stage of infancy for our cinema. People loved to watch films, so the basic method of making films was to shoot 2 or more) films at the same time, use stock footage, steal footage and music from foreign films, insert moral lessons here and there and slap them all together. The budgets were generally so limited that the same costumes were rented over and over for different films, the extras would be unpaid actors from the local populace, and things like robots would be made out of stove iron. Even the plots would be similar- most Turkish Westerns have copy-paste stories from American Westerns, for example. Everything could be turned into a film, so we have Zagor films, Killing films(mixed with Diabolik), Superman films, Spider-Man films, a Batman film, an ET film, the Exorcist, a Dracula film, and of course the world’s first Star Trek adaptation, among many many others.

    Personally I’d say that while our old films are not very good, they were at least made with a certain degree of imagination, and certainly a greater degree of heart and soul put into them. As someone else has written, there’s a sequel to this film, and it’s a steaming pile of shit.

    I hope you do a couple more Turkish film reviews in the future, there is a superhero one called “The Deathless Devil” for example that might interest you, it should be available with subtitles on Youtube (and entirely legal to download). Good luck with the AVGN movie too!

  • RyanHolben

    December 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    god i thought bollywood was bad and bollywood’s bad in that awesome way….

  • Freddy20_

    December 5, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    James and Mike, you have such great onscreen chemistry. It makes these videos so entertaining! I love when you start talking “what if” or “it should have been” or “imagine seeing”, you always come up with much better stuff than is in the actual movies you review! Looking forward to more of these!

    (And AVGN nazis is a reference to grammar nazis, am I right?)

  • AnKun

    December 5, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Oh. My. God. I can’t believe what I’ve just seen. I just cannot fucking believe it.

    James, your movies (the ones you put effort in) are way above this level. Don’t tell me Kunt Films were selling this piece of shit?

    • aeiou

      December 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

      @AnKun They were. Well, not really, it was cinema only. Magical times.

  • elcalvo

    December 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    it was funny, keep making more of this

  • TheRawski

    December 5, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    I’ve seen youtube poop better than this, and that’s intentionally bad. I noticed that they stole footage from “The Magic Sword” which I saw on MST3K, the parts where the two men are gazing into the swirly thing and the witch that turns into a spider are both from that movie, which was about knights and princesses and a dragon. Amazing how you can put that much out of context.

    • aeiou

      December 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      @TheRawski You know what’s the deal with the men and the swirly thing? it actually transforms them into zombie plush monsters.

  • DiazDag

    December 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Please contact your congressman, so that he makes the Nostalgia critic review this.

    • hogwartshoodlum

      December 5, 2011 at 4:49 pm

      NC probably won’t ever do it because Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob, on the same website already did. @DiazDag

  • Erwinator

    December 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Please ,watch the Star Wars Holiday special and give it what it deserves. :P

  • SpacePanic1981

    December 5, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Holy shit that movie sucks!! This makes Manos The Hands of Fate or any Colman Frances movie look like masterpieces. If James was blind and deaf, he could still make a film a million times better than that!

  • GreyFox

    December 5, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    LMFAOWow….just……..wow

  • RodFalcao

    December 5, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    WATCH THE BRAZILIAN STAR WARS WITH THE TRAMPS!!!!!!!OR THE BRAZILIAN WIZARD OF OZ AS WELL…THEY’RE WAY WORSE THAN THAT.

  • Drakekesda

    December 5, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    This looks like the greatest film ever created! It says “Fuck Continuity!”

  • HydrophobicCowboy

    December 5, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    Random Turkish dude here. This movie is actually one of those epic failures that became a failing win. To be honest, this movie has unlimited “rewatchability” value as you will always pick up on more random fails you haven’t noticed before.

    Unfortunately some of the crap factor and funny dialogues get lost in the translation, which is unfortunate for non-Turkish audience :(

    I am sad this movie isn’t considered a national treasure :(

    As always, great review James, I’m glad you got to review this treasure of comedy genre :)

  • Fei Wong

    December 5, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    I just checked the site for new content and i saw this….

    MAN!!!!! i saw this a lot of years ago and…SHIT!! HAHAHA i cant wait to finish the work and come back to check the video!

  • BrunoDeSouzaLino

    December 5, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Not sure if someone will agree wth me, but both of you spent way too much time elaborating jokes on some funny things while many other funny things we’re hapening in the movie. This might have worked with the Inspector Gadget menu thing, but it’s tiresome in this type of “review”. Also, too many, “cpuple” shots when you could just show the movie footage.

  • Samsum33

    December 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Guy kicks rock BOOM!

  • ThatTrekBoy

    December 5, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Maybe that blue jumpsuit guy will run into Hydlide on that planet! (Since they both share the Indiana Jones theme :D )

  • APM

    December 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    I’m a huge fan of b-movies and bad films, so I’ve been trying to get my hands on an English version of this for a LONG time now. Thanks for posting this.

    If you’re a fan of these kinds of movies, I strongly, strongly recommend Hard Rock Zombies. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine: and one of the most fun films to watch with a group of friends, if you don’t mind how insane it is. Hard Rock Zombies also has one of the greatest twists of all time.

    Self-cannibalizing zombie midgets and a wheelchair bound werewolf granny. You can’t get much better than this.

    • Big McLargehuge

      December 5, 2011 at 3:34 pm

      That sounds awesome. I’ve never heard of it and I’m a fellow bad movie fan. I definitely have to check that out. @APM

  • safetydancer

    December 5, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    I love how the guy is cut in half but on both halves he has a whole nose

  • DanusMax

    December 5, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    At 2:45 is it me or does that guy look like gadafi

  • 255gecko

    December 5, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    if that was in order, someone needs to make sense of it

  • LazarheaD

    December 5, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    Just hilarious…

  • Ali91

    December 5, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    James you should watch G.O.R.A thats a comedy version for star wars 100% you will love it

  • César Díaz

    December 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    cuneyt arkim is the best hahahha, the chuck norris of turkey…

  • CarmenMonoxide Hall

    December 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    MF-Mike & James the AVGN are like PB & J to me now~ LMFAO Keep up the good work!

  • Brian Santuario

    December 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Always bringing comedy to my life! Keep it up James and Mike!

  • Hugo Perdigão

    December 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    LOL this is so bad its funny!

  • HakumenKing101

    December 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    I soon as I saw Turkish Star Wars I LOLed so hard. Then I did a little facepalm in my mind :D

  • Douglas Stahl

    December 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    That…was…awesome! I hope there will be a collectors edition with some making-of stuff. I have to know how they made these special effects. :D

  • Jasper König

    December 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    The part where the guy gets cut in half had me in stitches

  • JeffFaklis

    December 5, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    There is a sequel. I SWEAR TO GOD! It’s called “Son of the Man Who Saved The World”! LOOK IT UP JAMES!

  • MaxwellMason

    December 5, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    You guys should watch Crazy Lips, or do it for next year’s Monster Madness. If you want film with absolutely no continuity, that’s a perfect film. It’s a Japanese movie that just has to be seen to be believed.

  • Revangelis

    December 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    You should also check “ölüm savaşçısı” by cüneyt arkın http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p6u1ueqJ4U

    He made a lot of movies like that and he uses that trampoline in all of his movies

    Just think about growing up with those movies like we did…

  • mikexb1983

    December 5, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    video doesn’t play.

  • thedeadhalo

    December 5, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    Still better than episode 1!

    • Big McLargehuge

      December 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm

      Haha. That’s the best comment I heard all day. I completely agree! @thedeadhalo

      • PawlVonSkyWalker

        December 5, 2011 at 10:16 pm

        @Big McLargehuge@thedeadhalo BigMcLargehuge — best name ever.

  • Edward256

    December 5, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    Yay! Jumping Jack to the Indiana Jones Theme! :D

    Only thing that made sense to me was him training with rocks. Train with something heavy and your muscles will be able to lift/spring alot more. Though, in the span of 2 days? :p

  • FardinJavanmard

    December 5, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    omg! xD

  • winterbwinter

    December 5, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    Compared to this, The Room is Citizen Kane.

  • Lenteja

    December 5, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    This movie is meme worthy

  • MatthewCorelli

    December 5, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    He karate chopped the bears leg off and threw it at another thing…wow

    • deusprogrammer

      December 5, 2011 at 6:56 pm

      @MatthewCorelli That is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen. And when he tore the mummy’s head off and threw it at the other monster and IT FUCKING EXPLODED!

    • Eldebs

      December 6, 2011 at 1:01 am

      Priceless !! @MatthewCorelli

  • Daniel Scarpati

    December 5, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    This tops The Room, it’s so bad. Lmao.

  • Burak Can Yıldırım

    December 5, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    i’d rather watch this streaming of scenes of nonsense than watch twilight

  • JoshSmith

    December 5, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Haha! that was some funny shit movie/ commentary…. You guys hilarious together, plus mike doe the title cards for avgn and other stuff so he deserves credit too that being said…. you rock james!!!! cinnemassacre ftw!

  • TasosSaroglou

    December 5, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    EHM wow this is realy aufull! worst even if you compine all the crappy movies that dough reviewed,the movie might named the man who saved the world but you take the cake that saved our asses by seeing that.

  • TruecouloursJunhgt

    December 5, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    I disagree from that guy below me. Mike is pretty funny.

  • EarwaxJungle

    December 5, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Hey All, Check out my awesomely disturbing ringtone in the iTunes store: Brown Note

  • djb1ge

    December 5, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    Damn. This makes The Room look like Titanic.

    • Big McLargehuge

      December 5, 2011 at 9:05 pm

      It makes a bad movie look like another bad movie? Now that’s one powerful film. @djb1ge

    • Big McLargehuge

      December 5, 2011 at 9:05 pm

      It makes a bad movie look like another bad movie? Now that’s one powerful film. @djb1ge

  • TomM

    December 5, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Cool commentary guys. Nice work!

  • Jordanv78

    December 5, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    God damn this movie is bad. Great job James and Mike!

  • MAZZ0Murder

    December 5, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    Someone used this as an example of bad audio for our film production Beginning Audio class. It was so ridiculous, but it felt more like a screwed up clip show than anything else.

  • BabySlayer777

    December 5, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Is this the full movie, if not how long is it?

    • Nintendo_Frog

      December 6, 2011 at 1:32 pm

      @BabySlayer777 No it’s a cut movie. The true lenght is around 1h30 or more…

  • Dozen

    December 5, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    James can put on any video and people will love it. How about he upload a movie of his mom doing his laundry.I didnt like these type of videos. Wheres the good stuf like AVGN or You know whats Bullshit? You wasting your time with this?

    • GooKing

      December 6, 2011 at 12:18 am

      @Dozen Because he’s busy with the AVGN movie you fool. Besides, this was an awesome review, so why are you complaining?

    • thedeadhalo

      December 6, 2011 at 1:35 am

      @Dozen Because those take time, why do you think he only does them nce a month? Hes got other priorities, now stop being a dick!

    • MahkyV1

      December 6, 2011 at 10:39 am

      @Dozen

      You know whats Bullshit? Your comment! Go watch TV if you want the same thing all the time. Cinemassacre offers a wide variety not just AVGN and Bullshit vids thats what makes this site so good.

  • AlexandreGingras

    December 5, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    reminds me of mst3k. great stuff

  • DavidBaker

    December 5, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    to anyone complaining about this, why don’t you do us a favor and post up your videos?

    thanks james and mike. keep em coming.

  • radicallanzar

    December 5, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Is this a step down for MM and the Nerd?

  • Tjlight00003

    December 5, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    When are you going to bring a third person into his method of madness of you guys watching movies?

  • Furydeath

    December 5, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    They should do more of this good or bad movies, one i’d pick is Battle Royale even if they have seen it. If they haven’t yet that would just make it all the better.

  • Ambrose

    December 5, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    Well i’ve been inspired I am going to try and recut this and make more coherent

  • Ambrose

    December 5, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    Well i’ve been inspired I am going to try and recut this and make it more coherent

  • kayohgee

    December 6, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Is this the full film, or are you jumping around between clips? This is completely nonsensical…

    • Ambrose

      December 6, 2011 at 12:52 am

      @kayohgee they are jumping around

  • jhogan

    December 6, 2011 at 12:29 am

    oh god damnit I am so tired of watching wataburger commercials. AVGN has been bought and sold.

  • jhogan

    December 6, 2011 at 12:31 am

    Love the wataburger or cat littler commercials. Did they buy out your site?

  • Galvaknight

    December 6, 2011 at 12:32 am

    I think that part where he is cut in half, all they did was put there hand or something over the lens, they definitely didn’t think it through enough to even attempt to shoot the ground. Shit stained mummy had me laughing so hard it hurt. Hilarious review.

  • MarcusAlexanderRickardHolmström

    December 6, 2011 at 12:34 am

    Jeez that movie looks terrible!

    btw that one guy that has a reaction shot looks a lot like Gadaffi lol

  • Eldebs

    December 6, 2011 at 12:52 am

    I feel sorry for Lucas and Spielberg…

  • Eldebs

    December 6, 2011 at 1:01 am

    Have you ever sat down with some friends and watched some shitty movies just for the laughs… This is what these two are doing… They don’t “have” to be anything else but themselves for this. They seemed to have fun and they let their fans in on it. Mike, forget what maxfax said. I hope to see you more often with James commenting on movies like that. @maxfax

  • Last Kowboy

    December 6, 2011 at 1:09 am

    If you can find it, try find the Turkish Wizard of Oz ;D

  • avenger

    December 6, 2011 at 1:31 am

    that’s the link for the full movie

  • thedeadhalo

    December 6, 2011 at 1:37 am

    @maxfax Honestly, mikes got the better jokes. James sticks to the toilet humor, while mike thinks it up on the fly.

  • avenger

    December 6, 2011 at 1:39 am

    Full movie:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377

  • transfixed32

    December 6, 2011 at 1:46 am

    Darth Dildo is my master.

  • ralphthemoviemaker

    December 6, 2011 at 2:07 am

    Guys. That was the blu-ray special edition of Star Wars.

  • ralphthemoviemaker

    December 6, 2011 at 2:07 am

    Guys. That was the blu-ray special edition of Star Wars.

  • AhhxDumb

    December 6, 2011 at 2:43 am

    Greatest. Movie. Ever…………………Lmao I can’t even type that without laughing!

  • Zym

    December 6, 2011 at 2:58 am

    Kunt Film? I wonder if Fred Fuchs has anything to do with them.

  • Johnthegamer

    December 6, 2011 at 3:11 am

    I think Troll 2 just lost it’s title as the worst movie ever. That thing is such a fucking mess I have a hard time calling it a movie, Turkey should have been banded from ever making a movie again.

  • Mike McCuin

    December 6, 2011 at 3:25 am

    Omg this is one if the funniest reviews I’ve ever seen. When the guy got cut and half LMAO, also when some random planet got destroyed.

  • Mike McCuin

    December 6, 2011 at 3:25 am

    cut in half*

  • JimParashkevov

    December 6, 2011 at 4:36 am

    There is also a Turkish version of “Superman”. Google it :)

  • MattPlummer

    December 6, 2011 at 6:21 am

    How did you guys get your hands on Star Wars VII?

  • Elyjaah

    December 6, 2011 at 6:49 am

    Oh god,

  • Elyjaah

    December 6, 2011 at 6:50 am

    Oh god, this is so ridiculous that I just have to get it.

  • avenger

    December 6, 2011 at 7:16 am

    the rock training was awesome

  • Mister Buckethead

    December 6, 2011 at 7:20 am

    I swear my cousin used this movie to torture me. It was 4 a.m., i was half sleeping, and he forced me to watch this assness without any subtitles.Every time i woke up, i was seeing another random shot. I was thinking ” well, maybe it’s really hard to follow, so you better not sleep to get it” but now, i can see it’s even more confusing when you’re awake.Trampoline Star Wars, you suck !

  • TonyHoro

    December 6, 2011 at 7:31 am

    You guys should review Ricky-Oh! Its not as shitty as Trampoline Stravaganza, but its effects suck even more!

  • Snejku

    December 6, 2011 at 8:18 am

    If you can find a copy of it.. somewhere, please do a commentary to Turkish Rambo as well.

  • ArikEmeis

    December 6, 2011 at 9:20 am

    I…………………………. cant even describe what i have just seen. this movie is so random. actually the turkish movies are pretty much bad in total but this one really probably the top of the hill when it comes to badness. i mean, how can you sell this stuff, wait how can you buy a movie like this. is it famous in turkey? i know from a friend whos from turkey that they really only have bad movies but this piece is so bad that it might be awesome again. anyway i now know what movie i will never watch. funny video anyway james. thanks for makin me laugh

    • aeiou

      December 6, 2011 at 11:04 am

      @ArikEmeis It is very famous here, and most people die from laughter while watching it for the first time. I know I did anyway.

    • Nintendo_Frog

      December 6, 2011 at 1:27 pm

      @ArikEmeis The main actor is famous in Turkey… and he is a legend among the fans that collects the worst movie ever made…

  • Bigdaddyclean

    December 6, 2011 at 9:50 am

    the fight scenes were decent

  • Psykhophear

    December 6, 2011 at 10:35 am

    My throat hurts from laughing out loud. What a horrible random movie.

  • PeterLockett

    December 6, 2011 at 10:44 am

    What a (turkish) delight.

  • shadowking812004

    December 6, 2011 at 11:02 am

    You can download Turkish Star Wars off of pirate bay or some other torrents site. Saw this and it sucked horribly lol

  • aeiou

    December 6, 2011 at 11:25 am

    Series that our cinema adapted:

    -Star Trek (as Tourist Ömer in Star Trek. The first ST movie ever made, and the cast actually looks alike to the original cast. It is a pretty decent comedy movie)

    -Rambo (2 versions of Rambo, one with Cüneyt Arkın. Names translate roughly to “Wild Blood” and “Fearless”, the “Fearless” one is released in America as “Rampage”.)

    -Rocky (Black Thunder)

    -Mad Max (Last Step to Death)

    -Spider-man (3 of them, one has nothing to do with Spider-Man (Spider), the other has Spidey as the villain and features Captain America (3 Giant Men) and the other is a movie no one has ever seen, but it is a full SMan adaptation)

    -Zagor

    -Tommiks/Capitan Miki (in The Lone Ranger vs. Tommiks)

    -The Lone Ranger

    -Dracula (Dracula in Istanbul)

    -Frankenstein (more than 2 movies with different Frankensteins)

    -E.T

    -The Exorcist (The Devil)

    -Jaws (The Desert)

    -Spy Smasher

    -Copperhead (the Deathless Devil)

    -Fu Manchu (appears in many movies)

    -Killing (many movies, some with Superman/Flying Man)

    -Superman/Flying Man (many movies)

    -Bruce Lee (Hungry Eagles)

    -Conan the Barbarian (as Altar, with a very similar setting to Hyboria)

    -The Man with No Name

    -Death Wish

    • aeiou

      December 6, 2011 at 11:44 am

      and more, of course. Batman for example, in which Batman has nothing to do with Batman except the costume. There is a Flash Gordon movie with effects that IIRC were not stolen from other movies. Tarzan movies. Captain Swing. Oh, Dirty Harry too, with Cüneyt Arkın, with an extremely funny version of the “Do you feel lucky” scene. The Evil That Men Do, and a mix of 3 Charles Bronson movies called “Black Gun”. There’s a second Mad Max adaptation. Straw Dogs. There’s a movie in which supposedly Gene Hackman appears as a guest star…

      There are also many adaptations of American and Italian Westerns.

  • Harrisrhcp

    December 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Download from: http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/cinemassacre/conversion/388877.mp4

    Right click and “save as”

  • KhosroLyon

    December 6, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    02:45 = Gaddafi

  • JamesFlaherty

    December 6, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    There is actually a sequel to this shit-heap. It’s called The Son of the Man Who Saves the World. Unfortunately, I can’t find it, but from what i’ve heard they rip action scenes straight outta movies like Star Wars, Star Trek, and other shit like Battlestar Galactica.

    • aeiou

      December 6, 2011 at 2:43 pm

      @JamesFlaherty That movie is outright bad. They tried to make it funny, and it failed, miserably. The jokes are some of the worst you can ever hear in your life, and they’re not cheesy like the ones in TSW, they’re just… bad. Also it destroys whatever little plot TSW had. Now imagine that.

  • Nintendo_Frog

    December 6, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Cüneyt Arkın, is the worst turkish actor there’s ever been! All the movie he’s been participating are a pile of junk…

    The Turkish Star Wars Rolfe and Mattei have been watching is a shortened version of this film. I’ve seen it entirely something like 4 years ago, and it’s impossible! It goes for 1h and a half of riducule fighting scenes, a pointless story, and all the poor footage.

    You laugh at first sight, but after one hour you just can’t take it anymore!

    If there were two more “awsome” movies from this actor (like beeing “awsome” for their crappiness) I’ d recommand to watch “Death Warrior” and “Battal Gazi Geliyor”… These are HORRIBLE!!! But so funny at the same time!

    Just check out that “epic” fighting scene taken from “Death Warrior” for instance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzaWJTOlca4

  • Villarreal

    December 6, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Damn, now I want to eat a Doner!!…. brb :p

  • Anodos

    December 6, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Thats GENIUS! Call your company “Vagina Productions” and companies would get bad press just trying to sue you! Noone wants to be seen with your name in the papers!

    Dont think it would work nowadays, though. Awesome idea, though!

  • OzzyMartin

    December 6, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    Saw this movie a few years ago.

    I got turkish rambo (Rampage) Turkish Jaws (Göl) Tarkan Vs the Vikings and a few more.

    • aeiou

      December 6, 2011 at 3:55 pm

      @OzzyMartin It cracks me up that an American company has taken the footage of Rampage/Korkusuz, made a new soundtrack for it, restored quality, put in extra features, dubbed it, and then started selling it as a DVD, while here in Turkey you can’t even find the movie anywhere.

      As for Jaws, it’s called “çöl”, meaning desert. Why did a movie that takes place on the sea has been called The Desert? Becasue according to Çetin İnanç the movie was supposed to be called “Mavi Çöl”, ie “Blue Deset”, however the guy that was supposed to make the posters thought that there must be an error in the title because “blue deserts don’t exist”, and decided to change the name to “çöl”.

  • CareyPalmer

    December 6, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    You should do a top worst special effects video…I can only guess what place the guy jumping on the trampoline would be.

  • Mixkon

    December 6, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    You guys crack me up!

  • EarwaxJungle

    December 6, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    Hey All, Check out my latest ringtone ‘Brown Note’ in the iPhone’s iTunes app.

  • Killteck

    December 6, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    That was the original Clone Wars. The guy in the blue jacket was Luke’s father.

    • paperclip9

      December 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm

      @Killteck ….what? You probably used the worst example possible. Have you ever even seen a Star Wars movie? lol “Luke’s father”. How about to spell out the actual name, idiot.

      • Killteck

        December 6, 2011 at 9:26 pm

        I was joking you retard. @paperclip9

      • thedeadhalo

        December 7, 2011 at 1:15 am

        @paperclip9@Killteck U MAD BRO

  • prodigy10690

    December 6, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Lol this is awesome, you should check out how bad ultrachrist is

  • mangadude

    December 6, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    I think everyone would agree with me but the only thing that I can describe Turkish Star Wars is……….WTF.

    Thanks James and Mike, keep up the good work and I hope you find more weird films to review ^^

  • KFBR392

    December 6, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    It still looks better than Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith.

  • KFBR392

    December 6, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    It still looks better than Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith.

  • mosercml

    December 6, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    wordd haha mad funnyy

  • Cenk Yakar

    December 7, 2011 at 12:26 am

    İ am from Turkey and i have to say:This movie is not ment to be serious.Turkish people laugh at it and make fun of it like you guys did, so don’t think turkish people are stupid and can’t make good movies. btw James and Mike; why you guys don’t come up with something original instead of swearing and making fun of stuff that OTHER people did…?

  • Samuel Blondahl

    December 7, 2011 at 12:26 am

    Wow, the editing is almost as bad as last airbender. not quite, but close.

  • Paul Readman

    December 7, 2011 at 12:26 am

    And people call plan 9 bad, I have heard of this movie over the yeard and thats the first time ive have seen quite a but of it. How on earth did that get showing..did it even get a cinema release. I must admit it is funny, but come on, i think its sad

  • Aaron Thompson

    December 7, 2011 at 12:26 am

    god this movie looks terrible

  • swarginverg

    December 7, 2011 at 1:02 am

    hilarious

  • Spookyboots

    December 7, 2011 at 3:35 am

    There’s a sequel…

  • ShabakaKhan

    December 7, 2011 at 5:25 am

    Buddy is doing a 24hr NES RUN for SALVATION ARMY http://www.onlineredkettle.org/ninglendo watch it @ www,twitch.tv/ninglendo DONATE!!! DO IT!!

  • ShabakaKhan

    December 7, 2011 at 5:28 am

    Buddy is doing a 24hr OLD SCHOOL NINTENDO MARATHON FOR CHARITY Donate at http://www.onlineredkettle.org/ninglendo Salvation Army! Watch it @ http://www.twitch.tv/ninglendo Any donation would be appreciated! Thanks!!

  • ShabakaKhan

    December 7, 2011 at 5:29 am

    Buddy is doing a 24hr OLD SCHOOL NINTENDO MARATHON FOR CHARITY Donate at http://www.onlineredkettle.org/ninglendo Salvation Army!

  • SebastianHjelm

    December 7, 2011 at 5:43 am

    Oh man remember when Brad Jones did this.

    Such a bad movie haha

  • CarlAWilson

    December 7, 2011 at 8:39 am

    Is it me or does the main actor resemble Michael Landon?

  • deusprogrammer

    December 7, 2011 at 10:05 am

    @Cenk Yakar So, a few things…

    A) Where in his review did he say that “all Turkish movies are bad and Turkish people are stupid!” ? I didn’t hear him say that…I think you just fear that Americans will think that after seeing this movie…and on that note you are probably right.

    B) If you said that people in Turkey also laugh at and make fun of this movie, then why are you so butthurt about James and Mike ripping on it. That would make you a hypocrite. Also, James does make movies other than AVGN…they are quite good.

    • avgn123

      December 7, 2011 at 9:31 pm

      @deusprogrammer who nominated you the comment police ? can there be a opinion other than yours in the world ? any time there is a post on here that is not absolute praise you jump down the persons throat . Euro elitist prick .

      • deusprogrammer

        December 7, 2011 at 10:31 pm

        @avgn123 I commented on the posts of two people. Two. There are far more than two people who had negative things to say…so you are grossly blowing it out of proportion. Also, I’m American…not European…not that it matters. But I suppose a dimwit like you would have to decide what nationality I must be based on a tired stereotype.

        Also there certainly can be an opinion other than mine…yes…but if I don’t agree with that opinion, I can express my opinion about that opinion. An opinion of an opinion is still an opinion. Why the hell do you care anyways?

  • AlexandroGaffar

    December 7, 2011 at 10:32 am

    Turkish Rambo is a funny one too, you should review it.

  • fgsfds

    December 7, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Gaddaffi has a little cameo at 2:45!

  • Twsm

    December 7, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    In that Turkish Rambo video, he keeps finding rpg’s behind every rock xD

  • MasterKing64

    December 7, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    I thought you were much nicer than that. I’m from Turkey. I think this is a kind of comic film. Turkish people find this funny and mind your own business. I thought you were saying something nice about this film, but no. I would never have thought that you said something mean about the Turkish people. You said they were stupid>:(You really had to say they were stupid >:((( Now I find you not so nice anymore. The USA may have better special effects than Turkey but That Does Not Mean That You can say anything about Turkish people. that is so mean. I know it’s a movie with bad special effects but it’s a old Turkish movie. I do NOT like your commentary.

    PS: I used Google Traduction (because I can not speak good English)

    • AlexandroGaffar

      December 7, 2011 at 1:44 pm

      @MasterKing64 In no moment both of them said anything bad about the Turkish people. They just told how bad the movie was. If you thought this was a direct attack, I guess its not their fault, in no moment they said a single insult to the citzens of Turkey.

    • aeiou

      December 7, 2011 at 1:51 pm

      @MasterKing64 I’m Turkish, and I don’t rememebr where he insulted us. If you are talking about the “Kunt Film” part, I’m pretty sure James and Mike know that Kunt doesn’t mean cunt in Turkish. He did the same thing by reading Fred Fuchs as Fred Fucks.

      Bize hakaret ettiğini duymadım ben. Kunt Film’e “cunt film” demesi de ciddi değil, aynı şeyi Dracula oyununda Fred Fuchs’u Fred Fucks diye okuyarak dalga geçtiğinde de yapmıştı.

    • deusprogrammer

      December 7, 2011 at 2:43 pm

      @MasterKing64 No one said anything mean about the Turkish people =(. I think you misunderstood. Honestly watching this made me fall in love with you guys. You all have a sense of humor that is like my own. This whole movie made me laugh so hard. I only wish I had more movies like this to watch =D. Cheers mate.

    • CiaranAinsworth

      December 7, 2011 at 2:50 pm

      @MasterKing64 The special effects aren’t the problem in this film, it’s more the theft of Lucasfilms’ music and footage and the subsequent mess that came from giving that footage to a bad filmmaker. Every country has its terrible films (especially America) and I really don’t think that James and Matt meant to offend Turkey, just the film.

  • ChristopherMiller

    December 7, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Guys, MasterKing64 is just a bit confused because as he said himself he doesn’t have a good understanding of the English language. During the “cantina” scene Mike and James are talking about the “people” in the background and Mike referred to them as dummies. The “people” were of course mannequins, also sometimes called dummies. MasterKing64 thought the “dummies” comment was to be taken literal and therefore thought Mike was calling the Turkish people dummies.

  • AsiaRead-aBooker

    December 7, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    I don’t think I ever laughed this hard at a movie commentary in a long time. Thank you Turkey and thank you mysterious blue jacketed man with his nipples exposed.

  • CyrilWindlovver

    December 7, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Nice experience guys! Wish you to watch Indian Nightmare On Elm Street – Mahakaal & Indian Evil Dead – Bach Ke Zaraa . You will laught too!

  • AndrewYourkvitch

    December 7, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    i guess that means that James needs to do commentary for Brazilian Star Wars Next.

  • Chris Boisseau

    December 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    This film makes “Der Schneemann” look bad. BTW, this film was made in 1982, the same year “ET”, “Tron”, “Airplane 2″, “Annie” and “Rocky 3″ came out, and also a year before “Return of the Jedi” was released. “Turkish Star Wars” was also usually shown in every drive-in movie and it became a drive-in favorite.

  • Chris Boisseau

    December 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    In addition, the soundtrack from the “Turkish Star Wars” was lifted from the “Indiana Jones” series including the first one was “Raiders of the Lost Ark”, as well as some music from “Battlestar Galatica”, “The Black Hole”, “Flash Gordon”, “Ben-Hur”, “Moonraker”, “Silent Running” and “Planet of the Apes”. Those musical cues are a jumbled mess. The footage from “Star Wars: A New Hope” was a random mess.

  • Benjamin Casper

    December 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    This is actually three movies Turkish footage, Starwars, and a movie from Bert I Gordon called The Magic Sword. Its worth a watch.

  • Justin Cohen

    December 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Kunt Films…

  • Nox0verstreet

    December 7, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    God damn this movie is horrendously awful. Who makes the shit?!

  • powergannon

    December 7, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    I wonder if James has ever seen either of the Turkish E.T. movies. How awful.

  • Doogrisa

    December 8, 2011 at 12:07 am

    thats the worst movie i’ve ever seen.

  • J R

    December 8, 2011 at 1:15 am

    What did I just watch?

  • SiriusDarkstar

    December 8, 2011 at 3:29 am

    now i can’t wit for the Bollywood Star Wars…

  • SiriusDarkstar

    December 8, 2011 at 3:30 am

    Now i can’t wait for the Indian Star Wars…

  • SiriusDarkstar

    December 8, 2011 at 3:30 am

    Now i can’t wait for the Indian Star Wars…

  • BreakerKid

    December 8, 2011 at 3:34 am

    I’m from Turkey, I watched this shit before.

    You know what, there’s a sequel to this movie, it’s called ‘The Son of The Guy Who Saved The World.’

  • overflow

    December 8, 2011 at 3:39 am

    wow you accomplished what i as a turkish citizen couldnt… you actually watched the whole movie through…. the only accompishment of this movie is to start a lecture in film schools (in turkey) how to not make a movie.

  • WillieHoule

    December 8, 2011 at 4:09 am

    OMG… I think you’ve finally found it… ”THE” worst movie of all time. Its so bad its not even a movie, its a montage of random clip that make no sense.

  • Shaun May

    December 8, 2011 at 4:47 am

    I have this along with a shit ton of other Turkish movies. The Turks are crazy as fuck, lol

  • Hugo Maximiliano Lust

    December 8, 2011 at 4:47 am

    Ignacio Urrutia José Nicolás Latrónico Alejandro Urrutia

  • WillHimlin

    December 8, 2011 at 7:46 am

    I wish to purchase this gem. I was really moved by the story and the characters really spoke to me…. nevermind, it was just gas.

  • cruzinbill

    December 8, 2011 at 9:00 am

    soooo happy you guys finally saw this, me a few buddies found it last year its sooooooo terrible to watch in one sitting.

  • cruzinbill

    December 8, 2011 at 9:00 am

    oh also forgot to mention the best part ever is the training montage!!!

  • djpablob

    December 8, 2011 at 9:40 am

    at 2:45 that was kadafi jajajajajjajajajaj!!!!

  • MikeHax2099

    December 8, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    They have footage from The Magic Sword in there as well!

  • omgmager42

    December 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    Hi James. Wanna see basic shitty movie? Go watch “tears of black tiger”, Western movie from Thailand. I laugh hard with my friend when we watched it last week. Nice video as everytime.

  • misterprickly

    December 8, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Star Wars + Indiana Jones = Star Jones?

    Rocks are the cheapest set of weights; People actually used them.

    The fight scenes look like they took place at ComicCon.

    Notice the eye-holes in the giant monsters chest!

  • ungezogen

    December 9, 2011 at 12:41 am

    COULD ANYBODY PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE VERY FIRST SONG?

    (It’s playing during the opening credits)

    Starts directly with the video:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377

  • Alejandro Urrutia

    December 9, 2011 at 2:47 am

    Best comedy ever!!

  • Chris Boisseau

    December 9, 2011 at 2:47 am

    I was thinking that this film never got a US release.

  • Shinkouhyou

    December 9, 2011 at 3:19 am

    you think this is bad.. watch Space Thunder Kids.

    • deusprogrammer

      December 9, 2011 at 10:42 am

      @Shinkouhyou Oh god…I have that. Its a bunch of different anime’s all spliced together, kind of like this.

  • withche07

    December 9, 2011 at 5:04 am

    I laughed my fucking ass off, watching it with English subtitles? lol. This film doesn’t deserve to be watched with subtitles really, it has nothing inside. I watched it 3 or 4 times…

    • aeiou

      December 9, 2011 at 6:13 pm

      @withche07 Then either you have watched it without paying any attention, or the translator did a very bad job with the subtitles. Because this movie actually has a plot.

      • withche07

        December 9, 2011 at 6:36 pm

        @aeiou@withche07 I am Turkish bro. I know it, I mean you should not need to follow its plot.

      • withche07

        December 9, 2011 at 6:38 pm

        @aeiou I am Turkish bro. I know it, I mean you do not need to follow its plot.

      • withche07

        December 9, 2011 at 6:38 pm

        @aeiou I am Turkish bro. I know it, I mean you do not need to follow its plot.

  • QuentinThundersnow

    December 9, 2011 at 11:17 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufQD5Y31ZA

  • QuentinThundersnow

    December 9, 2011 at 11:17 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufQD5Y31ZA

    AWESOME

  • chrisnbuchanan

    December 9, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    I’m pretty sure Kunt Film was set-up by Fred Fuchs.

  • DonCarlos

    December 9, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Is this the James Bond Moonraker score I hear at 2:15? I think so! Compare with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHQSFnW-j8Q

    Cheers! M from the UK

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    December 9, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    The Force was NOT with this movie.

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    December 9, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    Discuss Turkish Rambo “RAMO” next.

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    December 9, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    I wonder if the AVGN movie will be so epic that Turkey will release Turkish Video Game Nerd, The Movie.

  • lunalicrichard

    December 10, 2011 at 3:32 am

    this is the worst attempt of a movie maker i’ve ever seen ! How did the get this published ? Does Turkey have a quality control bord for Movie’s ? I know they can do better, in other genre’s .

  • SebaVignolo

    December 10, 2011 at 5:08 am

    Incredible! I laughed until it hurts, thanks for the greath time.

  • Suedehead_Sean

    December 10, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Haha the blacked out face was amazing!

  • robcas123

    December 11, 2011 at 1:15 am

    Turkish stars wars make any ed wood film look like the ten commandments by comparison. great review James.

  • BigBig5

    December 11, 2011 at 1:16 am

    There is a sequel to thismovie with better editing in 2006 called Turks in Space – Son of The Man Who Saves The World.

    • mestre12

      December 11, 2011 at 11:32 am

      @BigBig5 OMG they made a sequel of that shit?

      • Lyra_Heartstrings

        December 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm

        @mestre12@BigBig5 It’s either the best idea I’ve ever heard, or the worst.

  • cody5292

    December 11, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    gaddafi at 2:45?

  • DuanneWalton

    December 12, 2011 at 12:55 am

    I think we all owe Ed Wood an apology.

  • Memento

    December 12, 2011 at 7:25 am

    I’m crying of laughter

  • MichaelR.Kuck

    December 12, 2011 at 9:56 am

    wow….no comment…wait…i think this counts

  • TheBlueGorilla

    December 12, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    That movie was so beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes… Wait… nope! I’m just laughing so hard! Loved it! Great video :)

  • Punkiebacsi

    December 12, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    That’s another craptacular movie with the same main actor:

    http://youtu.be/un-5v3m4y8A

    The real fun starts around 2:56 :D

  • DArcyFitzpatrick

    December 12, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    HAH I never knew they made movies that bad without it being porn
    that healing hands with salad part reminds me of Kung Pow, enter the fist when the chick poured salt and gasoline and such on the guys hands and lit em on fire and it somehow healed em but at least that was MEANT to be a cheezy movie

  • tzutzu

    December 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    Dude, that was pretty mean of you…

    kinda like a highschooler bullying a kindergarden kid ^^

  • Cinemiracle

    December 13, 2011 at 11:38 am

    (humming Indiana Jones theme)

  • ShockzOddishGlodekova

    December 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    I liked those bear-mummies :D

  • DArcyFitzpatrick

    December 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    heh Tarintino shoulda used that half black screen technique on kill bill 1 when Kiddo cut that crazy 88 guy in half

  • SonicUnderground316

    December 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Actualy, in real life, in a lot of martial arts (shaolin kung fu, for instance) people training by punching concreate wall or trees for 1 to 2 hours . It make their hands ( I said hands causes that what we see in the movie) much stonger and able to endure a lot more pain. They also trained their neck, fingers, head, legs and every part that break easily or might be deadly if break. This is not being crazy it’s being dedicate to it’s training.

    But still this movie fucking suck !

  • _Slashser_

    December 13, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    The nostallgia critic should review this movie!!

    • SniffHeinkel

      December 14, 2011 at 9:03 pm

      @_Slashser_ The Nostalgia Critic should kill himself.

      • _Slashser_

        December 16, 2011 at 1:14 pm

        Nah, it’ll be more painful just seeing this movie… @SniffHeinkel @_Slashser_

  • kbrocks100

    December 13, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Anyone else seen the sequel?

  • GoldMario646

    December 14, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    I’m Turkish but I accually agree with you guys. My grandad still watches these old ass Turkish films and its awful. By the way, kunt means blunt

  • shameless shaymus

    December 14, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    you guys would make awesome stoners.

  • Strazdas

    December 15, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Star Wars should be public domain. imagine what it could do to our libraries if movies that are deep in our culture would become freely available to public.

  • ALLCooLShit

    December 16, 2011 at 5:38 am

    Star wars is as turkish star wars does
    http://vimeo.com/kirbyferguson/everything-is-a-remix-part-2

  • 1hotpotato

    December 16, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Oh, come on guys. The man who saved the world is a kunt classic!

  • StefanoPavone

    December 16, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    This film also uses music from the movie “Flash Gordon” (with the Queen soundtrack)! The part from 06:34 to 06:54 is an extract from Ming the Merciless’s theme from the FG movie.

  • StefanoPavone

    December 16, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    I’ll never think of Indy in the same away again, thanks to you guys. :)

  • El Despertando

    December 18, 2011 at 7:02 am

    You know, looking again at the pictures of the “guy split in half”… I don’t think they even went as far as shooting his face twice. The way the “blood” runs from his eye, his hair, and the way the black shadow drop hangs over half of his face… I think they just shot half of his face once, and then just mirrored the image. The face would be oddly symmetrical otherwise…

  • Xalphiron

    December 18, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    5:46 – 5:54 >_> Indiana Jones Theme? Really?

  • Xalphiron

    December 18, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    5:46 – 5:54 >_> Indiana Jones Theme? Really?

  • LukasFurrer

    December 20, 2011 at 5:13 am

    You schould lay your hands on this :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVM9sADdT0&feature=related

    Turkish superman ^^

  • LukasFurrer

    December 20, 2011 at 5:14 am

    You should lay your hands on this one turkish superman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVM9sADdT0&feature=related
    :-)

  • Kerveros

    December 21, 2011 at 3:26 am

    Well, apparently the movie was such a great hit that they made Turkish Star Wars 2 years later http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3wgcvItHEw&feature=related

    • JoeR

      December 24, 2011 at 9:22 pm

      @Kerveros To bad Kunt Films doesn’t have anything to do with it, Kunt Films is the best!

  • DazDevine

    December 22, 2011 at 8:45 am

    HOLY SHIT 3:04 It’s gaddafi!

  • DazDevine

    December 22, 2011 at 8:46 am

    Holy shit 3:02 it’s colonel gaddafi!

    • PatrickEpstein

      December 22, 2011 at 8:57 am

      same thought here ;) @DazDevine

  • white8989

    December 23, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Damn James, you both owe me a new keyboard. lol not one mouth full of coke covered my keyboard, but TWO. lol Keep up the great work.

  • cwinslow45

    December 24, 2011 at 4:01 am

    A bunch of scenes from the 1962 movie “The Magic Sword” were also spliced into this. IE the tarantula witch, and the guys baking in the sun.

  • shicky256

    December 24, 2011 at 8:41 am

    This is what would happen if Revenge of the Sunfish was a movie. If you don’t know what Revenge of the Sunfish is, you MUST google it.

  • Tekkenfan

    December 24, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Ever heard of the star wars death troopers book it’s really good ever thought about star wars and zombies coming together.

    • Trekgeek

      December 26, 2011 at 9:42 am

      @Tekkenfan On homepageofthedead.com fiction section, there’s a story mashing up star wars and zombies.

  • Tekkenfan

    December 24, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    well if there gonna make another star wars film they gotta get some one to do the lines well the first one was good but someone else has to write the lines where George Lucas does not write lines at all like in star wars III where at the ending when he says i hate you that’s so cheesy or at the ending of number III again when Darth Vader says nooooooooo that was also cheesy like does anyone know what i’m talking about.

  • Musty_killa

    December 25, 2011 at 8:13 am

    how fucking shit im turkish and whoever fucking created this there retards usually turkish people do good movies but this shit is so fucked up id rather suck darth vaders ball sack

  • DarkoRifto

    December 25, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    i saw this on tv when i was a kid. me and my brother continuously wtf’ed.

  • Trekgeek

    December 26, 2011 at 9:56 am

    Did the Turkish people even understand this?

    A bunch of terrible SFX and costumes, random images, including scenes and music from other movies, all thrown in without any thought of consistency or continuity?

    It’s like it was made by the Muslim Ed Wood.

  • Editmangiffard

    December 27, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Wow, that sucked balls.. If you two guys should review any movie, It should be “Attack of the giant killer ants”. As the name suggests it’s about giant ants, but the filming looks like it was done by half a dead chicken.. It is horrible.. One scene shows what are supposed to be giant ants entering a Pyramid style building (In the middle of what someone can assume is a city), However, one ant tries to climb up the sky!! Not only is it a cardboard background with a small triangle cut out of it.. And not only does an ant try to climb it.. They left the footage of the climbing ant in.. Even worse is the fact that the tip of a pencil can be seen coming from the top right corner to prod the ant.. The film is terrible and I wouldn’t be surprised if you had it on VHS somewhere.. It was aired on CBS (Or something like that) around June 2006, but it was made in the 70′s/80′s

  • kdjdp1

    December 27, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    That king dude during the robot scenes is the spitting image of Muamar Gaddafi

  • WrathOskvro

    January 2, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    Know what’s sad? This movie got a 5/10 on IMDB..isn’t 5 kind of high?

    • Thatguy55

      February 2, 2012 at 12:23 pm

      @WrathOskvro Seeing that The Evil Dead got a 7.6,Friday the 13th got a 6.3, and ANOES got a 7.4 I would say that is pretty high..

    • RobinLudvigIsomaa

      February 9, 2012 at 12:01 pm

      @WrathOskvro

      The soundtrack probably gave it a few extra points..

  • NicholasCadePosey

    January 22, 2012 at 2:41 am

    turkish spidermans the shit ! mean mother fucker cut ur face off and shit ,if ur gonna do cult movies u should bring up darioargento and russ myer cult shit like that ???

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    January 26, 2012 at 2:56 am

    I think it’s safe to say this one wouldn’t get 2 thumbs up! Bahahaha. Thanks guys, that was hilarious!

  • DeanWilks

    February 15, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Why did someone make this film? it looks so bad.. I must see it haha

  • RaymondCheplic

    February 15, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Better than episode 1.

  • PiotrRzeszutek

    February 29, 2012 at 5:15 am

    This is by far, the MOST shitty thing I’ve ever seen.

  • PrestonT

    June 11, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    i swear that was muammar gaddafi

  • yasinugur

    June 22, 2012 at 5:59 am

    This man (Cüneyt Arkın) was the Chuck Norris of Turkish Cinema. He killed a battalion of Byztantine army. He fought aliens, saved the Earth etc.

  • mamaluigi11

    July 16, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Ha i agree with you

  • alexmustang692012

    October 21, 2012 at 3:58 am

    this is fucking hilarious

  • Dement

    December 2, 2012 at 6:01 am

    The actor’s name is Cunt Arkin?

  • Adam Bolin

    March 18, 2013 at 1:18 am

    I was in tears because I was laughing so hard.

  • David Wihlborg

    May 29, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    “Stream not found: Cinemassacre-14595_high_mp4″

    This vid hasn’t worked for weeks now, sent an e-mail but I guess you guys haven’t read it yet =/

  • skulblakka

    June 14, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    For people who want to watch this while it doesn’t work here: http://blip.tv/cinemassacre/turkish-6302480

  • Marian Musat

    June 25, 2013 at 10:37 am

    The video doesn’t work now, hope it gets fixed soon.

  • Freddie Phillips

    July 9, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    stream not found

  • LeyLey

    October 4, 2013 at 6:40 am

    This is the greatest movie of all time.
    To laugh at.

  • coutain1983

    November 15, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    Oh the witch @ 10:00 is from The Magic Sword by Bert I Gordon! I remember it from Mystery Science Theater!

  • Akin Turhan

    January 20, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    I am Turkish and WOW, Turkish mopvies have come a long way, like G.O.R.A. great funny movie

  • Caleb Haddon

    February 3, 2014 at 8:26 am

    you can see the eyeholes on the werewolf’s chest LOL

  • Ade Lloyd

    February 6, 2014 at 1:39 am

    This should be Called ” Indiana Skywalker in the Temple of the Shit Stain Mummies”

  • Efecan Bozdağ

    September 5, 2014 at 8:03 am

    You have to see other Cüneyt Arkın’s movies

  • Anil Demir

    September 6, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    I guess you commented on a short version of a 90-minute movie. Here is the full version. Have fun :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKhHPdfmx8k

  • videogamehunter820

    October 24, 2014 at 8:19 am

    Believe it or not, the part with the witch turning into the spider was in a MST3K movie called “The Magic Sword”.

  • Fahri Mert Bilgiç

    December 26, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Dont mess with Turkey This film came on 1982 also the star wars and indiana jones wasnt in turkey yet.

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