turkish spidermans the shit ! mean mother fucker cut ur face off and shit ,if ur gonna do cult movies u should bring up darioargento and russ myer cult shit like that ???
Wow, that sucked balls.. If you two guys should review any movie, It should be "Attack of the giant killer ants". As the name suggests it's about giant ants, but the filming looks like it was done by half a dead chicken.. It is horrible.. One scene shows what are supposed to be giant ants entering a Pyramid style building (In the middle of what someone can assume is a city), However, one ant tries to climb up the sky!! Not only is it a cardboard background with a small triangle cut out of it.. And not only does an ant try to climb it.. They left the footage of the climbing ant in.. Even worse is the fact that the tip of a pencil can be seen coming from the top right corner to prod the ant.. The film is terrible and I wouldn't be surprised if you had it on VHS somewhere.. It was aired on CBS (Or something like that) around June 2006, but it was made in the 70's/80's
A bunch of terrible SFX and costumes, random images, including scenes and music from other movies, all thrown in without any thought of consistency or continuity?
how fucking shit im turkish and whoever fucking created this there retards usually turkish people do good movies but this shit is so fucked up id rather suck darth vaders ball sack
well if there gonna make another star wars film they gotta get some one to do the lines well the first one was good but someone else has to write the lines where George Lucas does not write lines at all like in star wars III where at the ending when he says i hate you that's so cheesy or at the ending of number III again when Darth Vader says nooooooooo that was also cheesy like does anyone know what i'm talking about.
You know, looking again at the pictures of the "guy split in half"... I don't think they even went as far as shooting his face twice. The way the "blood" runs from his eye, his hair, and the way the black shadow drop hangs over half of his face... I think they just shot half of his face once, and then just mirrored the image. The face would be oddly symmetrical otherwise...
This film also uses music from the movie "Flash Gordon" (with the Queen soundtrack)! The part from 06:34 to 06:54 is an extract from Ming the Merciless's theme from the FG movie.
Star Wars should be public domain. imagine what it could do to our libraries if movies that are deep in our culture would become freely available to public.
Actualy, in real life, in a lot of martial arts (shaolin kung fu, for instance) people training by punching concreate wall or trees for 1 to 2 hours . It make their hands ( I said hands causes that what we see in the movie) much stonger and able to endure a lot more pain. They also trained their neck, fingers, head, legs and every part that break easily or might be deadly if break. This is not being crazy it's being dedicate to it's training.
HAH I never knew they made movies that bad without it being porn that healing hands with salad part reminds me of Kung Pow, enter the fist when the chick poured salt and gasoline and such on the guys hands and lit em on fire and it somehow healed em but at least that was MEANT to be a cheezy movie
Better than episode 1.
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LikeWhy did someone make this film? it looks so bad.. I must see it haha
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LikeI think it's safe to say this one wouldn't get 2 thumbs up! Bahahaha. Thanks guys, that was hilarious!
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Liketurkish spidermans the shit ! mean mother fucker cut ur face off and shit ,if ur gonna do cult movies u should bring up darioargento and russ myer cult shit like that ???
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LikeKnow what's sad? This movie got a 5/10 on IMDB..isn't 5 kind of high?
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LikeWrathOskvro Seeing that The Evil Dead got a 7.6,Friday the 13th got a 6.3, and ANOES got a 7.4 I would say that is pretty high..
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The soundtrack probably gave it a few extra points..
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LikeThat king dude during the robot scenes is the spitting image of Muamar Gaddafi
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LikeWow, that sucked balls.. If you two guys should review any movie, It should be "Attack of the giant killer ants". As the name suggests it's about giant ants, but the filming looks like it was done by half a dead chicken.. It is horrible.. One scene shows what are supposed to be giant ants entering a Pyramid style building (In the middle of what someone can assume is a city), However, one ant tries to climb up the sky!! Not only is it a cardboard background with a small triangle cut out of it.. And not only does an ant try to climb it.. They left the footage of the climbing ant in.. Even worse is the fact that the tip of a pencil can be seen coming from the top right corner to prod the ant.. The film is terrible and I wouldn't be surprised if you had it on VHS somewhere.. It was aired on CBS (Or something like that) around June 2006, but it was made in the 70's/80's
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LikeDid the Turkish people even understand this?
A bunch of terrible SFX and costumes, random images, including scenes and music from other movies, all thrown in without any thought of consistency or continuity?
It's like it was made by the Muslim Ed Wood.
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Likei saw this on tv when i was a kid. me and my brother continuously wtf'ed.
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Likehow fucking shit im turkish and whoever fucking created this there retards usually turkish people do good movies but this shit is so fucked up id rather suck darth vaders ball sack
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Likewell if there gonna make another star wars film they gotta get some one to do the lines well the first one was good but someone else has to write the lines where George Lucas does not write lines at all like in star wars III where at the ending when he says i hate you that's so cheesy or at the ending of number III again when Darth Vader says nooooooooo that was also cheesy like does anyone know what i'm talking about.
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LikeEver heard of the star wars death troopers book it's really good ever thought about star wars and zombies coming together.
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LikeTekkenfan On homepageofthedead.com fiction section, there's a story mashing up star wars and zombies.
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LikeThis is what would happen if Revenge of the Sunfish was a movie. If you don't know what Revenge of the Sunfish is, you MUST google it.
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LikeA bunch of scenes from the 1962 movie "The Magic Sword" were also spliced into this. IE the tarantula witch, and the guys baking in the sun.
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LikeDamn James, you both owe me a new keyboard. lol not one mouth full of coke covered my keyboard, but TWO. lol Keep up the great work.
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LikeHoly shit 3:02 it's colonel gaddafi!
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Likesame thought here ;) DazDevine
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LikeWell, apparently the movie was such a great hit that they made Turkish Star Wars 2 years later http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3wgcvItHEw&fea...
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LikeKerveros To bad Kunt Films doesn't have anything to do with it, Kunt Films is the best!
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LikeYou should lay your hands on this one turkish superman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVM9sADdT0&fea...
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Like5:46 - 5:54 >_> Indiana Jones Theme? Really?
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LikeYou know, looking again at the pictures of the "guy split in half"... I don't think they even went as far as shooting his face twice. The way the "blood" runs from his eye, his hair, and the way the black shadow drop hangs over half of his face... I think they just shot half of his face once, and then just mirrored the image. The face would be oddly symmetrical otherwise...
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LikeI'll never think of Indy in the same away again, thanks to you guys. :)
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LikeThis film also uses music from the movie "Flash Gordon" (with the Queen soundtrack)! The part from 06:34 to 06:54 is an extract from Ming the Merciless's theme from the FG movie.
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LikeOh, come on guys. The man who saved the world is a kunt classic!
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LikeStar wars is as turkish star wars does
http://vimeo.com/kirbyferguson/everything-is-a-rem...
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LikeStar Wars should be public domain. imagine what it could do to our libraries if movies that are deep in our culture would become freely available to public.
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Likeyou guys would make awesome stoners.
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LikeI'm Turkish but I accually agree with you guys. My grandad still watches these old ass Turkish films and its awful. By the way, kunt means blunt
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LikeAnyone else seen the sequel?
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LikeThe nostallgia critic should review this movie!!
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Like_Slashser_ The Nostalgia Critic should kill himself.
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LikeNah, it'll be more painful just seeing this movie... SniffHeinkel _Slashser_
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LikeActualy, in real life, in a lot of martial arts (shaolin kung fu, for instance) people training by punching concreate wall or trees for 1 to 2 hours . It make their hands ( I said hands causes that what we see in the movie) much stonger and able to endure a lot more pain. They also trained their neck, fingers, head, legs and every part that break easily or might be deadly if break. This is not being crazy it's being dedicate to it's training.
But still this movie fucking suck !
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Likeheh Tarintino shoulda used that half black screen technique on kill bill 1 when Kiddo cut that crazy 88 guy in half
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LikeI liked those bear-mummies :D
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Like(humming Indiana Jones theme)
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LikeDude, that was pretty mean of you...
kinda like a highschooler bullying a kindergarden kid ^^
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LikeHAH I never knew they made movies that bad without it being porn
that healing hands with salad part reminds me of Kung Pow, enter the fist when the chick poured salt and gasoline and such on the guys hands and lit em on fire and it somehow healed em but at least that was MEANT to be a cheezy movie
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LikeThat's another craptacular movie with the same main actor:
http://youtu.be/un-5v3m4y8A
The real fun starts around 2:56 :D
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LikeThat movie was so beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes... Wait... nope! I'm just laughing so hard! Loved it! Great video :)
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Likewow....no comment...wait...i think this counts
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LikeI'm crying of laughter
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LikeI think we all owe Ed Wood an apology.
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Likegaddafi at 2:45?
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LikeThere is a sequel to thismovie with better editing in 2006 called Turks in Space - Son of The Man Who Saves The World.
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LikeBigBig5 OMG they made a sequel of that shit?
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