Cooking With Stoney (2001)

James / November 23rd, 2011

Maybe this will help with your Thanksgiving cooking. Stoney shows you how to make “bread”. Let’s see how long it takes.

Here’s a link to the movie Stoney. He has a heart of gold, but a brain of poop.

 

 

Comments

  • You Only Live Thrice

    November 23, 2011 at 3:19 am

    how many knives did he wash rofl

  • AlphonseElric

    November 23, 2011 at 3:21 am

    OMG, He’s sooooooooooooo stoned LOL, and he actually ate that s**t, ha!

  • You Only Live Thrice

    November 23, 2011 at 3:23 am

    Cooking with Stoney while watching a Rocky marathon on AMC. WIN!

  • statueofmike

    November 23, 2011 at 3:32 am

    lol

  • rammstein818

    November 23, 2011 at 3:34 am

    Nice Crack House… -_- xD

  • Captain GENE

    November 23, 2011 at 3:40 am

    lol what

  • Jedicake

    November 23, 2011 at 3:47 am

    I know that Stoney is technically a character, but I still can’t tell if this was legit or in character

    • armoredp

      November 23, 2011 at 5:09 am

      Seems legit, or else this guy is a pretty damn good actor. Quite a step up from CM usual stuff (no offense) He reminds me of all the stoners I had surrounding me on boarding school. Either way, props for posting this, its hilarious! @Jedicake

      • tjsnide

        November 23, 2011 at 5:12 am

        @armoredp@Jedicake

        I have personally never met anyone who smokes weed and behaves in such a manner.. and pretty much everyone smokes up here.

      • Graph

        November 23, 2011 at 5:37 am

        @tjsnide@armoredp@Jedicake I have … sadly.

      • armoredp

        November 23, 2011 at 5:55 am

        It depends on the atmosphere and the person in question, you have guys that can stay crystal clear. But you also have guys that let go. BTW I am not saying the guy is not laying it on thick, he could be smoking and overacting because he knows he is on camera. Just how like some guys that smoke overdo their behaviour because of peer pressure etc. Also if you drink and blow at the same time, this stuff tends to happen faster. @tjsnide @armoredp @Jedicake

      • RetroRepair

        November 23, 2011 at 7:40 am

        @armoredp@tjsnide@Jedicake That’s Kyle justin you bozos and yes, it’s a joke. Doh!

      • Kobey

        December 29, 2013 at 2:34 am

        Pretty sure a character, I mean i don’t know how Kyle was 13 years ago (he resembles Kyle and I’m pretty sure it’s him) but then again it could be how he was. (If you don’t know who Kyle is he’s the guy who does the AVGN theme song)

    • graemegunn

      November 23, 2011 at 12:17 pm

      @Jedicake He’s doing a character. COME ON.

      • tjsnide

        November 23, 2011 at 5:31 pm

        @graemegunn@Jedicake

        I was simply pointing out to the guy talking about weed that its not how people who smoke weed behave. You all just drew your own conclusions on that. I had previously already posted a comment on the CHARACTER if anyone would of took the time to further their reading..

  • salculd

    November 23, 2011 at 4:05 am

    Ohhh, so THAT’S how! Also, was this improvised? I kind of got that vibe from it.

  • tjsnide

    November 23, 2011 at 4:25 am

    Stoney must be Rocky’s half cousin that took too many blows to the head in his failed career as a boxer

  • Kuspa64

    November 23, 2011 at 4:29 am

    i cant stop laughing :D

  • November 23, 2011 at 4:52 am

    Make me think of Rocky for some reason.

  • November 23, 2011 at 4:53 am

    Makes me think of Rocky for some reason.

  • azepromidi

    November 23, 2011 at 4:55 am

    @azepromidi Rocky Rocky damin i burned the toasted

  • ReiKo

    November 23, 2011 at 6:05 am

    “Will you clean the knife? Gieeeeah” hahaha. Was he singing the Rocky theme? =D

  • Graph

    November 23, 2011 at 6:22 am

    If you guys dont recognize who plays Stoney, and still think this is real … you are a sad bunch lol.

  • elcalvo

    November 23, 2011 at 8:36 am

    please make more of this, and keep him as a character, although is clear that he’s Kyle Justin

  • sterling.treadwell

    November 23, 2011 at 9:27 am

    I love it, he keeps harping on bacteria but after cleaning his knife he dries it with his dirty boxers.. that’s just awesome…

    This makes me appreciate my simple and less than perfect cooking. I’ll thoroughly enjoy Thanksgiving now!

    • holyfadedsoldier

      March 12, 2013 at 9:07 am

      ‘i’d rather have my germs than microorganismsss’

  • ScottHamilton

    November 23, 2011 at 9:28 am

    What the Hell were you doing with a low Life Little Bastard Like That ????

    That Guy is so Primitive’ he Makes ME Look Bad.

    he is Also a Drug User.

    • BoyleRyan

      November 23, 2011 at 10:43 am

      @ScottHamilton

      dude, thats the guy who does the theme song for the AVGN song

    • Ghost86

      November 23, 2011 at 10:52 am

      @ScottHamilton

      lol you joking right?

    • graemegunn

      November 23, 2011 at 12:15 pm

      @ScottHamilton He’s a character. He’s not real.

  • ArikEmeis

    November 23, 2011 at 9:59 am

    OMG i dont know that guy but he definitly did too many drugs in his life. ok his name is stoney so that says alot but how the hell can someone be so slow in mind :O.

    • graemegunn

      November 23, 2011 at 12:16 pm

      @ArikEmeis Stoney is not a real person.

  • drallius

    November 23, 2011 at 10:41 am

    Haha when was this filmed? This is pretty awesome.

  • Ghost86

    November 23, 2011 at 10:54 am

    watch Stoney (2001) if you think this is real.

  • DonSkiver

    November 23, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. How many people think this is actually real? Stoney is a CHARACTER just like the nerd is a CHARACTER. More accurately, they are CARICATURES of people. Stoney is a caricature of a burnt out pot-head that has taken waaaaay too many bong rips. I honestly can’t believe how many people thought this is real. And yes, this is Kyle Justin, the guy that did the AVGN theme song. This was filmed 10 years ago back in 2001, probably back when James was still in college.

    Still, this was funny, I’m not sure why this wasn’t in your Stoney film.

  • theretrogamer14

    November 23, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    XD “Duct tape can fix any problem”

  • KennyD

    November 23, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    It’s awesome that people actually think this is real. Either they never have seen the AVGN and don’t know what Kyle Justin looks like, or they don’t take the time to look at all the great movies James has made…. This character that Justin is playing is from the movie “Stoney”, its a mockumentary about a guy who idolizes Rocky. Go check it out.

  • JaimeHudgins

    November 23, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    This reminds me so much of my cousin Jason. Shh don’t tell him i said that. But Jason is way smarter then that. But gosh, how Stoney reminds me of him.

  • MattHerrick

    November 23, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    I can’t believe people think this is real. It’s Kyle Justin parodying Rocky Balboa by being a complete dumbass. Did you miss the last Stoney video that was posted, and have you even seen Kyle Justin before?Side note: This is fuckin’ gold.

    • ChristopherStrattonSmith

      December 23, 2011 at 10:23 am

      @MattHerrick Highly doubt it has anything to do with Rocky Balboa. Instead, as the title suggests, he’s probably a stoner who’s brain has paid the price for his habit.

  • RichardServello

    November 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Holy shit, that was SO HILLARIOUS!!!

  • play3rtwo

    November 23, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    it’s not nice to make fun of special people

  • MichaelSoule

    November 23, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    Toaste= your doing it wrong

    • DawneMonigle

      November 24, 2011 at 9:39 am

      @MichaelSoule

      Spelling: YOU’RE doing it wrong. *toast* *you’re*

  • Ivythefairy

    November 23, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    One of the weirdest yet funniest video’s I’ve seen xD

  • JonathanStark

    November 23, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    You should do more of these, James. I didn’t mind a break from the usual personality to hear about some classic videogaming.

  • nowhere4321

    November 23, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    hey i think i know this guy

  • ValisHD

    November 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    Kyle: IT’S GOOD! lol! Funny stuff!

  • Deadlyrazorwings

    November 23, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Alright everyone settle down, ya don’t gotta be a snob about informing the rest of us who the character is. He does play the part TOO well, I’d believe it was real if I didn’t know better.

  • likalaruku

    November 23, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    Is anyone else having a problem with Blip where the videos & sound are not quite in sync?

    He’s got purdy hands.

    RIP piece of bread.

    Dr Stoney, please report to surgery. Bring duct tape.

  • Stepper

    November 24, 2011 at 2:58 am

    Oh my LOL XD

    your best non-avgn comedy video imho. You rock James !

  • DawneMonigle

    November 24, 2011 at 9:56 am

    And so the Angry Video Game Nerd finds a lonely stoner too stupid to make toast, and he invites him to live behind his couch. After he cleans up, ex-Stoney decides to immortalize his benefactor in song…and the rest is history.

    • EvanAlexander

      November 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm

      @DawneMonigle what ever hapened to kyle?

  • nerdyguy64

    November 24, 2011 at 10:53 am

    it was alright, i laughed when he found the knife in is pants, other then that it was alright……. but what the hell, i liked it….. ^_____________________^

  • TheZeldaMaster

    November 24, 2011 at 11:52 am

    not very good

  • TheZeldaMaster

    November 24, 2011 at 11:54 am

    I can’t believe people want to advertise on this, they’ve sunk so low

  • JonathanHeuschen

    November 24, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    The healthy meal of a champion

  • madmikep22

    November 24, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    “You need to turn the hot water on.””Yeah so?” hahahaha

  • PaulShadixRobertson

    November 24, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    You never go full Retard lol

    • ErichStevenson

      November 25, 2011 at 3:28 am

      @PaulShadixRobertson I don’t break character until the DVD commentary.

  • PartyPosse

    November 25, 2011 at 12:07 am

    is this guy a downy?

  • EvanAlexander

    November 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    now I can make perfect turkey

  • November 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    I can’t tell if he’s acting, retarded or just partially zombified. Like he was licked by a zombie or something

  • MatthewGreenaway

    November 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    He’s like some kind of american Karl Pilkington!

  • November 26, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    Hardee’s: The Movie. Coming to theaters near you.

  • AsiaRead-aBooker

    November 28, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Yeeeeah…WILL YOU MOVE? Duct tape can fix any problem. ANY problem.

  • November 28, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    OMG, there should be a “how to” mini series featuring Stoney. Seeing him do random shit while off his rocker would be hilarious.

    • TheShadowluigi

      November 30, 2011 at 9:50 pm

      @YodaSan2 i know

    • TheShadowluigi

      November 30, 2011 at 9:51 pm

      @YodaSan2 id would be even funnier if he was stoned AND drunk off his ass too!

  • misterhongkongbuffet

    November 30, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    Wait… I lived with a guy who looked, acted, and spoke exactly like this except he had more beard and always wore a hoodie with the hood up, even in 100 degree weather. Is Stoney’s real name “Sketchy Tom” by any chance? (I have no idea what Sketch’s real name is.) The resemblance is really uncanny.

    Compare:

    Stoney: “I’m makin’ bread.”

    Sketch: “This cake? It tastes like… like cake.”

  • TheAmazingDruid

    December 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    @misterhongkongbuffet I do believe this is the guy that does the AVGN theme, Kyle Justin.

    • JamesCordial

      January 29, 2012 at 4:32 am

      @TheAmazingDruid @misterhongkongbuffet

      Kyle Justin, also did the original stony movie. that ones pretty funny to.

  • JCoughee

    December 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    poor stoney, i feel his pain.

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    December 3, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    Stoney… what the hell is wrong with that guy?! Hahaha… man, that was weird. And some people seem to think he’s really Kyle Justin. Hmm..

  • davidsworld3

    December 7, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    wtf did i just watch…

    • Doogrisa

      December 24, 2011 at 4:43 am

      @davidsworld3

      a video

  • Namus

    December 9, 2011 at 1:54 am

    y….y…..y…..y….e…..e….e…..e……a……a……a…..a…..h……h…….h….

  • Quintus

    February 1, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    That was funny :D

  • Piet

    February 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Congrats! Best stoner impersonation I´ve ever seen :D and dont tell me he was smokin pot. I do, and no – this is just cliche. But still good. Ppl who never did might actually belive its true XD

    R.I.P slice a´ bread

  • ChillCherry

    February 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    He isn’t stoned, yo. At least I think he isn’t. He just has a brain of poop.

  • ChillCherry

    February 13, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    He isn’t stoned. He just has a brain of poop. He is called Stoney because he has “fists of stone” and he aspires to be like Rocky Balboa. So he call himself Stoney.

  • NathanielLenox

    February 20, 2012 at 4:11 am

    Very well done, but you see he forgot the pepper. You see, you need the pepper to unlock the freshness, because without the pepper it’s stale and it is hard as shit. Shut up, I know what I’m doing, and it needs pepper. Plus, you can throw some over your shoulder for good luck. Wha…? You think it’s salt? I think you are a fuck face.

  • garrettderose

    March 31, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    My brain don’t think so good durrrrrrrrrrrr

  • fanaras

    October 15, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    stoney is my hero

  • Fuck Boat

    June 7, 2013 at 12:16 am

    This is actually a really funny performance. XD

  • Cesar

    September 24, 2013 at 12:03 am

    Lol funny as hell!!! …please make this a full movie.

  • jonathan quiroz

    April 27, 2014 at 3:18 am

    made my day man, made my day!

  • July 9, 2014 at 10:56 am

    hes the best cooker

  • July 9, 2014 at 10:58 am

    is he high or is he slow if your slow im sorry for laughing

  • July 9, 2014 at 10:59 am

    or is he sleepy

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