Maybe this will help with your Thanksgiving cooking. Stoney shows you how to make “bread”. Let’s see how long it takes.
Here’s a link to the movie Stoney. He has a heart of gold, but a brain of poop.
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November 23, 2011 at 3:19 am
how many knives did he wash rofl
November 23, 2011 at 3:21 am
OMG, He’s sooooooooooooo stoned LOL, and he actually ate that s**t, ha!
November 23, 2011 at 3:23 am
Cooking with Stoney while watching a Rocky marathon on AMC. WIN!
November 23, 2011 at 3:32 am
lol
November 23, 2011 at 3:34 am
Nice Crack House… -_- xD
November 23, 2011 at 3:40 am
lol what
November 23, 2011 at 3:47 am
I know that Stoney is technically a character, but I still can’t tell if this was legit or in character
November 23, 2011 at 5:09 am
Seems legit, or else this guy is a pretty damn good actor. Quite a step up from CM usual stuff (no offense) He reminds me of all the stoners I had surrounding me on boarding school. Either way, props for posting this, its hilarious! @Jedicake
November 23, 2011 at 5:12 am
@armoredp@Jedicake
I have personally never met anyone who smokes weed and behaves in such a manner.. and pretty much everyone smokes up here.
November 23, 2011 at 5:37 am
@tjsnide@armoredp@Jedicake I have … sadly.
November 23, 2011 at 5:55 am
It depends on the atmosphere and the person in question, you have guys that can stay crystal clear. But you also have guys that let go. BTW I am not saying the guy is not laying it on thick, he could be smoking and overacting because he knows he is on camera. Just how like some guys that smoke overdo their behaviour because of peer pressure etc. Also if you drink and blow at the same time, this stuff tends to happen faster. @tjsnide @armoredp @Jedicake
November 23, 2011 at 7:40 am
@armoredp@tjsnide@Jedicake That’s Kyle justin you bozos and yes, it’s a joke. Doh!
November 23, 2011 at 12:17 pm
@Jedicake He’s doing a character. COME ON.
November 23, 2011 at 5:31 pm
@graemegunn@Jedicake
I was simply pointing out to the guy talking about weed that its not how people who smoke weed behave. You all just drew your own conclusions on that. I had previously already posted a comment on the CHARACTER if anyone would of took the time to further their reading..
November 23, 2011 at 4:05 am
Ohhh, so THAT’S how! Also, was this improvised? I kind of got that vibe from it.
November 23, 2011 at 4:25 am
Stoney must be Rocky’s half cousin that took too many blows to the head in his failed career as a boxer
November 23, 2011 at 4:29 am
i cant stop laughing
November 23, 2011 at 4:52 am
Make me think of Rocky for some reason.
November 23, 2011 at 4:53 am
Makes me think of Rocky for some reason.
November 23, 2011 at 4:55 am
@azepromidi Rocky Rocky damin i burned the toasted
November 23, 2011 at 6:05 am
“Will you clean the knife? Gieeeeah” hahaha. Was he singing the Rocky theme? =D
November 23, 2011 at 6:22 am
If you guys dont recognize who plays Stoney, and still think this is real … you are a sad bunch lol.
November 23, 2011 at 8:36 am
please make more of this, and keep him as a character, although is clear that he’s Kyle Justin
November 23, 2011 at 9:27 am
I love it, he keeps harping on bacteria but after cleaning his knife he dries it with his dirty boxers.. that’s just awesome…
This makes me appreciate my simple and less than perfect cooking. I’ll thoroughly enjoy Thanksgiving now!
March 12, 2013 at 9:07 am
‘i’d rather have my germs than microorganismsss’
November 23, 2011 at 9:28 am
What the Hell were you doing with a low Life Little Bastard Like That ????
That Guy is so Primitive’ he Makes ME Look Bad.
he is Also a Drug User.
November 23, 2011 at 10:43 am
@ScottHamilton
dude, thats the guy who does the theme song for the AVGN song
November 23, 2011 at 10:52 am
@ScottHamilton
lol you joking right?
November 23, 2011 at 12:15 pm
@ScottHamilton He’s a character. He’s not real.
November 23, 2011 at 9:59 am
OMG i dont know that guy but he definitly did too many drugs in his life. ok his name is stoney so that says alot but how the hell can someone be so slow in mind :O.
November 23, 2011 at 12:16 pm
@ArikEmeis Stoney is not a real person.
November 23, 2011 at 10:41 am
Haha when was this filmed? This is pretty awesome.
November 23, 2011 at 10:54 am
@drallius
http://cinemassacre.com/2011/11/14/stoney-2001-longer-edit-with-outtakes/
November 23, 2011 at 10:54 am
watch Stoney (2001) if you think this is real.
November 23, 2011 at 12:45 pm
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. How many people think this is actually real? Stoney is a CHARACTER just like the nerd is a CHARACTER. More accurately, they are CARICATURES of people. Stoney is a caricature of a burnt out pot-head that has taken waaaaay too many bong rips. I honestly can’t believe how many people thought this is real. And yes, this is Kyle Justin, the guy that did the AVGN theme song. This was filmed 10 years ago back in 2001, probably back when James was still in college.
Still, this was funny, I’m not sure why this wasn’t in your Stoney film.
November 23, 2011 at 1:03 pm
XD “Duct tape can fix any problem”
November 23, 2011 at 1:58 pm
It’s awesome that people actually think this is real. Either they never have seen the AVGN and don’t know what Kyle Justin looks like, or they don’t take the time to look at all the great movies James has made…. This character that Justin is playing is from the movie “Stoney”, its a mockumentary about a guy who idolizes Rocky. Go check it out.
November 23, 2011 at 2:20 pm
This reminds me so much of my cousin Jason. Shh don’t tell him i said that. But Jason is way smarter then that. But gosh, how Stoney reminds me of him.
November 23, 2011 at 2:23 pm
I can’t believe people think this is real. It’s Kyle Justin parodying Rocky Balboa by being a complete dumbass. Did you miss the last Stoney video that was posted, and have you even seen Kyle Justin before?Side note: This is fuckin’ gold.
December 23, 2011 at 10:23 am
@MattHerrick Highly doubt it has anything to do with Rocky Balboa. Instead, as the title suggests, he’s probably a stoner who’s brain has paid the price for his habit.
November 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Holy shit, that was SO HILLARIOUS!!!
November 23, 2011 at 3:23 pm
it’s not nice to make fun of special people
November 23, 2011 at 4:31 pm
Toaste= your doing it wrong
November 24, 2011 at 9:39 am
@MichaelSoule
Spelling: YOU’RE doing it wrong. *toast* *you’re*
November 23, 2011 at 4:47 pm
One of the weirdest yet funniest video’s I’ve seen xD
November 23, 2011 at 5:40 pm
You should do more of these, James. I didn’t mind a break from the usual personality to hear about some classic videogaming.
November 23, 2011 at 6:23 pm
hey i think i know this guy
November 23, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Kyle: IT’S GOOD! lol! Funny stuff!
November 23, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Alright everyone settle down, ya don’t gotta be a snob about informing the rest of us who the character is. He does play the part TOO well, I’d believe it was real if I didn’t know better.
November 23, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Is anyone else having a problem with Blip where the videos & sound are not quite in sync?
He’s got purdy hands.
RIP piece of bread.
Dr Stoney, please report to surgery. Bring duct tape.
November 24, 2011 at 2:58 am
Oh my LOL XD
your best non-avgn comedy video imho. You rock James !
November 24, 2011 at 9:56 am
And so the Angry Video Game Nerd finds a lonely stoner too stupid to make toast, and he invites him to live behind his couch. After he cleans up, ex-Stoney decides to immortalize his benefactor in song…and the rest is history.
November 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
@DawneMonigle what ever hapened to kyle?
November 24, 2011 at 10:53 am
it was alright, i laughed when he found the knife in is pants, other then that it was alright……. but what the hell, i liked it….. ^_____________________^
November 24, 2011 at 11:52 am
not very good
November 24, 2011 at 11:54 am
I can’t believe people want to advertise on this, they’ve sunk so low
November 24, 2011 at 12:09 pm
The healthy meal of a champion
November 24, 2011 at 2:00 pm
“You need to turn the hot water on.”"Yeah so?” hahahaha
November 24, 2011 at 6:03 pm
You never go full Retard lol
November 25, 2011 at 3:28 am
@PaulShadixRobertson I don’t break character until the DVD commentary.
November 25, 2011 at 12:07 am
is this guy a downy?
November 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm
now I can make perfect turkey
November 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm
I can’t tell if he’s acting, retarded or just partially zombified. Like he was licked by a zombie or something
November 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm
He’s like some kind of american Karl Pilkington!
November 26, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Hardee’s: The Movie. Coming to theaters near you.
November 28, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Yeeeeah…WILL YOU MOVE? Duct tape can fix any problem. ANY problem.
November 28, 2011 at 9:12 pm
OMG, there should be a “how to” mini series featuring Stoney. Seeing him do random shit while off his rocker would be hilarious.
November 30, 2011 at 9:50 pm
@YodaSan2 i know
November 30, 2011 at 9:51 pm
@YodaSan2 id would be even funnier if he was stoned AND drunk off his ass too!
November 30, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Wait… I lived with a guy who looked, acted, and spoke exactly like this except he had more beard and always wore a hoodie with the hood up, even in 100 degree weather. Is Stoney’s real name “Sketchy Tom” by any chance? (I have no idea what Sketch’s real name is.) The resemblance is really uncanny.
Compare:
Stoney: “I’m makin’ bread.”
Sketch: “This cake? It tastes like… like cake.”
December 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm
@misterhongkongbuffet I do believe this is the guy that does the AVGN theme, Kyle Justin.
January 29, 2012 at 4:32 am
@TheAmazingDruid @misterhongkongbuffet
Kyle Justin, also did the original stony movie. that ones pretty funny to.
December 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm
poor stoney, i feel his pain.
December 3, 2011 at 11:40 pm
Stoney… what the hell is wrong with that guy?! Hahaha… man, that was weird. And some people seem to think he’s really Kyle Justin. Hmm..
December 7, 2011 at 12:45 pm
wtf did i just watch…
December 24, 2011 at 4:43 am
@davidsworld3
a video
December 9, 2011 at 1:54 am
y….y…..y…..y….e…..e….e…..e……a……a……a…..a…..h……h…….h….
February 1, 2012 at 7:29 pm
That was funny
February 7, 2012 at 9:31 am
Congrats! Best stoner impersonation I´ve ever seen
and dont tell me he was smokin pot. I do, and no – this is just cliche. But still good. Ppl who never did might actually belive its true XD
R.I.P slice a´ bread
February 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm
He isn’t stoned, yo. At least I think he isn’t. He just has a brain of poop.
February 13, 2012 at 8:07 pm
He isn’t stoned. He just has a brain of poop. He is called Stoney because he has “fists of stone” and he aspires to be like Rocky Balboa. So he call himself Stoney.
February 20, 2012 at 4:11 am
Very well done, but you see he forgot the pepper. You see, you need the pepper to unlock the freshness, because without the pepper it’s stale and it is hard as shit. Shut up, I know what I’m doing, and it needs pepper. Plus, you can throw some over your shoulder for good luck. Wha…? You think it’s salt? I think you are a fuck face.
March 31, 2012 at 9:36 pm
My brain don’t think so good durrrrrrrrrrrr
October 15, 2012 at 10:11 pm
stoney is my hero
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