These aren’t drawings done as a child, but as a grown adult, though the quality shows no improvement. The reason is because these were “speed drawings” which were part of a game my friends and I played in college. We’d each draw different parts of the story under a timer. There was also a little too much beer involved.
It’s a PDF, so scroll down to see all the pages.







September 25, 2011 at 9:16 am
lol, that fuckin’ googly eyed krang with the lady legs.
September 25, 2011 at 10:21 am
Just like the old ones, only soaked in misogynistic undertones, HIT THAT BITCH TO HELL!
September 25, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Beer+James Rolfe’s imagination= Really wild and scary shit!
September 25, 2011 at 1:11 pm
LOL
September 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
I wish you would stop using this PDF plugin feature.
I would love to be able to read all the comics you’ve been posting but I absolutely for the life of me can not find the appropriate plugin to view them.
At least give us a link so we can download the PDF and view them that way.
September 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm
@dantemustdie it’s adobe reader
September 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Hey James. Love the comic, particularly Armadillo Man. You should go to Marvel Studios and tell them you have a new, original character addition to the cast. He should fight Spider-Man in the “Case Of Mistaken Identity” issue.
…Just kidding man. That was some pretty funny stuff.
September 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm
So now we’re using the Old comment system Again?
Ninja turtles 4, secret of the booze. HAHA, that’s pretty good.
September 25, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Page 2, panel 1. It’s the Flying Fonny!!!
September 25, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Wat the fuck kinda of drugs where u on when u made this……………. And Armadillo man looks like Spider-Man Without the Spider Logo
September 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm
dantemustdie…
Adobe Acrobat plugin… it’s pretty standard.
September 25, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Don’t know where you come up with some of these things James but man do i ever enjoy these. I got some nice laughs outta these.
September 25, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Though they were made in by the beer efect i can say tha thye are realy creative with great drawings.Are you sure you were drunk?
September 25, 2011 at 8:46 pm
Totaly yes because the scenarios were realy burned BURNED TO THE GROUND! HAHAHA.
September 25, 2011 at 8:46 pm
Still i love them all!
September 25, 2011 at 8:47 pm
And I AM NOT DRUNK NO SIRE I AM NOT! though some of you might think i am!
September 25, 2011 at 10:15 pm
James did you draw most of these or is this just a mash up of everyones drawings? Any chance Mike was there? Some of this looks like his work lol….speaking of the better ones of course. =p
September 26, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Lol. In your beach whores cartoon, the six armed guy jumping over a truck(?) looks like Kamaji from Spirited Away.
September 26, 2011 at 1:46 pm
*limbed
I guess he technically only has four arms…and a spoon.
September 26, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Ah, the old comments system is back! Good show! I was wondering why you guys picked a comment system that eliminated half the accounts, but no matter. All is well again!
September 26, 2011 at 8:52 pm
HA HA HA! THIS IS SOOO FUNNY. ANYTHING JAMES POSTS IS GOLD!
October 1, 2011 at 8:13 pm
how would a dead baby know your wife uses a vibrator? and what did yous have that night? i want some! lol
October 4, 2011 at 2:44 pm
hey the rambo looking bird toasted link!
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