These are some of the absurd characters I came up with around age 13, but never went on to have their own series, for good reasons. This is a PDF, so make sure you scroll down to see all the pages.
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September 4, 2011 at 11:19 am
How cool I wish I could do them characters and come up with them. Plus James will the AVGN movie come out it in Europe if not I woild be ver sad that I don’t see it.
September 4, 2011 at 11:55 am
James, I just noticed you use the same 5 box template for all these comics? Did you just make a million copies of this and use them when you were board to draw comics?
September 4, 2011 at 12:28 pm
I’d like to see a live action interpretation of The Hoodle Poodle.
September 4, 2011 at 12:39 pm
“The The” … fucking legendary!
September 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Lol, “do something” and he breaks into pieces. Reminds me of a character I made called Goggles, it was just four legs and a head and some goggles. Later on I found out the goggles do nothing, so I had to throw him out.
September 4, 2011 at 7:08 pm
He he realy creepy and weird characters!
September 4, 2011 at 8:35 pm
I had a character about the same age called “Turkey n Cheese.”
A hero sandwich, no pun intended… Yeah, he failed for a good reason.
Also, Goat Grandma. Ugh. She may have had potential.
I think “Shit Pickle” might qualify as one of your more recent flops, though; no offense.
September 4, 2011 at 8:49 pm
I laughed the hardest at the “The The” ; I don’t know why though. XD
September 4, 2011 at 8:56 pm
I loved “The Has-Been”! Your dry humor and deliveries are excellent.
September 4, 2011 at 9:09 pm
lol, very odd and pretty random stuff there.
September 4, 2011 at 10:43 pm
I remember these characters, I think they still have potential.
You know, James, I think I’m gonna get back into making comics again!
September 5, 2011 at 3:43 am
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im not gonna lie, i really can see why those characters failed XD haha
September 5, 2011 at 9:35 pm
firefox is saying i need a plug-in… it’s a pdf, shouldn’t it be something i can download, and view locally as opposed to missing a plug-in that firefox says does not exist.
to be fair, i haven’t tried safari yet. i’ve never been a fan of apple, or this fuckin’ macbook shit.
September 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm
I can’t see it. There’s some plugin stuff. Using firefox here in Linux.
September 6, 2011 at 4:31 am
You paint a tong of fury many years before the moovie Kung Pow!!!!
September 6, 2011 at 2:19 pm
‘The The’ is hilarious! Love it!
September 6, 2011 at 6:05 pm
I laughed out loud at the Hoodle Poodle.
September 7, 2011 at 5:50 am
Actually the Temper Tantrum is pretty good!
September 7, 2011 at 10:30 am
The the wtf
September 8, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Rolfe, you are a nutter. Keep up the good work.
September 8, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Temper Tantrim reminds me of half the people at TGWTG.
September 8, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Awesome James. Those are all so bad! Except for the Hoodle Poodle. Someone needs to make a gif of that.
September 10, 2011 at 6:37 am
Has been? Is he singing this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdBlZzuadLQ
September 15, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Slam bong. Stop biting the mop!
September 15, 2011 at 3:35 pm
The the is the best
September 23, 2011 at 9:17 am
I kinda liked See-Saw and See-Shell. lol
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