OverAnalyzers #8: Data’s Dick

James / June 30th, 2011

Watch at Cinevore.com

How does Data, the android from Star Trek: The Next Generation, have sex? ‘Cause somehow, he does. Several times.


  • Damion1981

    June 30, 2011 at 7:48 am

    I think his dick pulls out like Tom Savini in “From dusk till dawn” as Sex Machine…

  • chimeradave

    June 30, 2011 at 7:49 am

    Only funny line,” Maybe he just thinks of Doctor Pulaski.”

  • June 30, 2011 at 7:51 am

    the pube rope thing was fucked

  • xdeathknightx

    June 30, 2011 at 7:51 am

    This went all the wrong places really fast, but it was funny as shit 😀

  • Mister Buckethead

    June 30, 2011 at 7:59 am

    Awesome one xD
    I don’t know this character, i’m not a Star Trek guy, but, he’s a robot, so, if he doesn’t have any emotion, that means he doesn’t give a shit about having sex. So, basically, he gets raped, that’s all, the woman is the only one enjoying it, and during the act, he would be like ” okay, stop enjoying my bionic dick, my wires are getting bored”.
    D’ya think, that, if there was some kind of robotic sperm, would he be able to procreate ? like … a half robot half human baby, or, half robot half weird ass alien baby ?
    Anyway, the episodes gets funnier and funnier, every character seems to have something interesting to say. But i think James is too quiet, i mean, we all know how funny he is, but he doesn’t talk very much here :/

  • June 30, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Best episode by far.

  • Kilgore

    June 30, 2011 at 8:06 am

    haha love the dick schematic, this show keeps getting better =D

  • SetoDreams

    June 30, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Loved this episode! The best one so far!

  • BobJohnson

    June 30, 2011 at 8:31 am

    This series is redeeming itself. I’m proud of you dicks!

  • batman tas

    June 30, 2011 at 8:48 am

    Boring as usual… And I hate the russian Miss Piggy!!!

  • gamereview123ful

    June 30, 2011 at 9:28 am

    people dont hate please this is really funny!

  • Constructive Critic

    June 30, 2011 at 9:36 am

    Bravo! Definitely best one thus far.

  • Constructive Critic

    June 30, 2011 at 9:40 am

    PS – And I’m not just saying that cause I’m a major Trekkie…

  • WhiteSpy

    June 30, 2011 at 10:08 am

    I am glad the fake Russian accent is back. I hope it sticks around for good this time. Keep up the good work. OverAnalyzers is hysterical and this is the best episode yet.

  • June 30, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Very funny episode James! 🙂 It really seems like everyone on the cast has warmed up to this style of a show by this point. Season 2 begins after this episode right? I’m definitely looking forward to watching more Over Analyzers in the future!

  • June 30, 2011 at 10:25 am

    I hate to say this, but please focus on AVGN than these useless topics. That’s not only my opinion, but of your fans. We all know you’re very creative, but we know you as the nerd. You should have a separate site for the nerd’s videos. I remember when you focused on it more than your other talents. This video is really a waste of space on the internet.

  • Hrathdin

    June 30, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Ive never commented on this site before, but I just felt I needed to say this. It is James right to create whatever he wants. For those that don’t like overanalyzers, don’t watch it. It’s as simple as that. James doesn’t owe you anything, doesn’t owe you an AVGN episode, or anything like that. So either enjoy what he is providing, for free, or find something else to watch. Quit attacking his efforts like he owes you something.
    I didn’t think overanalyzers was that funny when it began, but there have been some pretty funny parts to them, so I still watch. I’m just glad this guy is still trying to entertain, yet grow and become what he wants to be, instead of sitting on the internet complaining when everything isn’t exactly the way he wants, like some of you apparently do.

  • VinalTat

    June 30, 2011 at 10:48 am

    Did you guys see Data smooching C3PO on the notice board?

  • Faroutdude

    June 30, 2011 at 11:02 am

    @mobilesuitzero Quit complaining about the shit like that. Every thing on Cinemassacre is pretty dank. Go jerk off to some Gundam Wing u fuckhead, If you dont like anything besides AVGN then dont come to this site go to youtube and wait for the avgn episodes to pop up there. I love every single little show james and mike and the crew has going right now. The mother fucking movie is taking all the time right now. OA is the shit,the russian accent is the shit, Fuck you. Thanks James for all you do for us old school fans. Stop the bitching and ranting u Fucks!

  • June 30, 2011 at 11:18 am

    the best so far, by far too much

  • June 30, 2011 at 11:19 am

    @ Faroutdude. Of course you’re a big man on the internet, i’ll state my opinions just like everyone else. My screen name is an old one that I use, so how about you not use vulgar language. It makes you sound ignorant.

  • magnushaavikko

    June 30, 2011 at 11:33 am

    This was the first watchable episode. It started off bad, though. Why assume that his penis would have to ejaculate? One can not ejaculate and still have sex. And dildos don’t ejaculate. It’s not at all necessary or even desirable for an android to have an ejaculating penis.

  • Faroutdude

    June 30, 2011 at 11:34 am

    @MobileSuitzero Hey, how about i do use some vulgar language and you can go eat a shit sandwich and then head on down to Data’s house and gag on his big ol robotic dick u fucking assclown! OA is pure Gold! keep it guys!

  • June 30, 2011 at 11:36 am

    I love a lot of the work you do James, but I have to call this for what it is – this series is a complete rip off of cracked.com’s After Hours. Example – http://www.cracked.com/video_18175_why-batman-secretly-terrible-gotham.html. They do a much better job, and the commentary is much better in my opinion. This series just doesn’t do it for me….

  • June 30, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Wow, this was the first time I really laughed hard at an OA episode. Mike’s Line “Maybe he just thinks of Doctor Pulaski.” almost made me shoot coffee out of my nose lol.

  • viJilance

    June 30, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    lol getting better….slightly

  • YuL

    June 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    First episode where you cracked an honest giggle out of me great work 😀
    Neverr loose faith in James !

  • batman tas

    June 30, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I watch the OA only because I can’t wait for James to post something new. He is only teasing me with this shity OA videos and I keep watching the with the hope that they will get better with time or to see, that the next one will be THE LAST ONE.

  • HighVoltage

    June 30, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    James at the end points at the poster… Data’s Dick. Priceless! LMAO!! The whole thing was great. By far the best OA so far.

  • regis

    June 30, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    seriously matt your realy too much funny hes like the shy guy who explode in laugh wen its too funny lol just see your face are funny dont stop show your face its priceless

  • Murray Ass

    June 30, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    Ghuys…come on. By far the worst episode yet. Susie is the most annoying person I’ve ever seen. I hate this show. End it!!!!! LOL! -Dhude

  • EnigmaBoi85

    June 30, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    yeah seriously does that woman talk like that in real life?. also fuckface.’ from james .. lol. and motherfucker mike and I agreed on the hydrolics. hah

  • angel85

    June 30, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Data’s “mother” told him he was anatomically correct, so it must at least look like a regular human guy’s…it must also be self lubricating, perhaps manufactured from liquids he drinks. I’ve heard of robot orgasms being a temporary burst of processing speed. Remember in the movie “Insurrection?” He said in the event of a water landing he could be used as a flotation device and then bobbed up to his waist, I think his robo-erections can actually save drowning people!

  • June 30, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Thought I’d check a couple minutes of this one to see if she had dropped the fake accent yet and nope…

    ah well back to waiting

  • cloob1

    June 30, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    LOL, “Penile Schematic”

  • Savikain

    June 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    I’ve bitten my tongue through 7 of these episodes…. but that really bad fake accent is starting to make me cringe… but I do agree that the show is starting to get better, although it really is only James and Mike that make me laugh

  • Silgon

    June 30, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    @ Murray

    If you hate this show/series that much then why watch it? And what you think would make this series/show better? not making them anymore? sorry but that’s not your decision.

  • June 30, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    I’m sorry but i’m starting to agree with people about the whole terrible accent thing obviously she’s trying to copy Walter Koenig’s work. Accept his actually was funny to listen to while hers is just plain annyoying and it makes me cring, I almost feel embarresed for her. I mean the show isn’t bad and I know James can’t please everybody but when the general consensus is she’s not working like any other studio would drop her based on what the audience thinks. But James is probably good friends with her and doesn’t want to upset anyone. Plus he’s not making money from us watching it so he can do what he likes. I just don’t like her character.

    People are right about James and Mike being the only two actors people care about, those other two and the girl appear to be filling in the gaps between sentances and help move the show along. I bet it would work with just james and mike. This show for fans is not really doing it for them.

  • zebulon

    June 30, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    OverAnalyzers Over analyze this ….. why does the A (in the logo) look like a penis tip… and the O look like a arsehole to me 🙁 ?

  • dino666

    June 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    mike is a monster! that was halarious

  • June 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    James, why don put a little les time on OA, and release a AVGN video instead. OA, are not fun.. I understand that you wanna do something else, but why put AVGN in the shadow, and mass produse OA? Just sayin

  • Zach6848

    June 30, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    This was the best OverAnalyzers episode yet. I can definitely tell that Lee and Matt are becoming more active in the conversations and offering their own humor into it. This was hilarious, especially when the Dick Schematics were brought out. I highly disagree with these other very impatient people who say that OA is bad. I like it because it reminds me of conversations that I’ve had with my friends. Keep up the excellent work, guys. Your real fans appreciate it. I find it awesome that even though you’re working on a movie, you still put out lots of great content. People just don’t seem to understand that the AVGN isn’t your only project that you have in mind.

    Looking forward to seeing more great content and seeing the movie.

    Thanks for the laughs,

  • June 30, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    @Fredrik Rosvall, it’s simple really, Q and A is a lot easier to produce than an AVGN episode, doesn’t require effects, doesn’t look to difficult to write and he can keep them comming at a quick and steady pace, where as with a AVGN video it takes some time before a new one is made.

    AVGN is his primary show and the only reason he is making OA’s is to give his fans something to watch while he is busy producing the AVGN movie, He can’t do the movie and continue to make AVGN episodes all the time. I’m sure he will make a few to keep us going but the guy has a lot going on.
    I’m sure he’ll delive into other shows as well. Can’t wait to see what he comes up with.

  • June 30, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    “Q and A is a lot easier to produce”, I mean OA’s, don’t know where I got that from. My mistake.

  • Zach6848

    June 30, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Also, I don’t see why the accent is so bothersome to some people. You really don’t even notice after the first couple episodes anyway. And alot of people here seem to think that they’re the ones who are in charge. None of us are, James has a right to do anything he wants on this site. He doesn’t make us pay for his content and thus, if you don’t pay for it and don’t like it, you have nothing to complain about. Basically, don’t like it? Don’t watch it.

    Of course we were all brought here by the AVGN, but that doesn’t mean that James has to be stuck doing nothing but AVGN episodes for all of eternity. If he did do AVGN episodes all the time nonstop like you people seem to want, he would get bored with it and it wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining. Great minds have to have time to be creative, it’s a slow process. If you guys don’t let James have some time to take a break, the quality will suffer greatly. Imagine if you had to make videos of the same thing all the time, nonstop for years and years, you would need a break from time to time too.

    Personally, I think everything that’s posted on this site is entertaining.

  • June 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    @Zach6848 “real fans” you say. So if I dont like everything he does, im not a “real fan”? everything else hes done is great. To be a fan its a law to love everything that person does? For example, i love metallica, ive been on 5 concerts and bought all their albums, but i thing st anger is a bad album. Im not a “real fan” then? O.o

  • Landofunk

    June 30, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    lol at the “Dr. Polanski” joke 😀

  • Masiah17

    June 30, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    I like the OA! But “AVGN” and “Board James” are much better!

  • dragiron

    June 30, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Hi! I’m a long time Cinemassacre fan, and other than AVGN, the Bullshit series was my favorite. You certainly have my full support for all your work. At first, the OverAnalyzers was a series that couldn’t even make me chuckle, but this episode is pretty awesome. I almost choked to death when they were talking about little mini Datas.

    Being a filmmaker myself, I look at the structure of the series, and I like the setup. Now, Mike and James are pretty funny, but Susie had a couple hilarious things to say too. The other two were also fairly funny in this episode, but all in all, I think there’s much more that can be done with this series. In my opinion, the topics should just get more and more ridiculous. I watched this episode because upon seeing the title, and knowing the nature of James, I knew this episode would stand out among the rest. Keep up the good work, and if nothing else, you have one fan right here! 😀

  • koel700

    June 30, 2011 at 3:48 pm


  • smoef

    June 30, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    BLIP.TV SUCKS….. Connection is always horrible and though the download is faster then I can watch it, it still pauses.


  • June 30, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    It baffles me why people are so angry about the accent she does. I don’t mind it at all. And I absolutely love OverAnalyzers. I think that sometimes OA is better than some AVGN episodes. I wouldn’t want them to stop making either.

  • jtmoore

    June 30, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    That was GREAT! A lot more laid back and I think that everyone worked well together. It seemed that earlier things were a bit forced or maybe nervous but it seems that everyone is more relaxed and just spouting funny crap… Or it could be that everyone is just that comfortable talking about dicks?

  • June 30, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    OMG! T-Shirt’s, Posters, and/or Desktop Background of that Data Dick Schematic would be freaking awesome! =D

  • Analbag Thats Me

    June 30, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    Also, you really need to make that data dick poster available somehow. Fans would be all over buying a shirt or poster of that

  • Ryman

    June 30, 2011 at 6:03 pm


    Awesome. These keep getting better! I think there’s a ton of potential in OA and it will only continue to improve. Don’t let all the fans pressuring you to make more AVGN shift your focus from what you really want to work on (whether that be AVGN or OA or something else) since whatever you do will be great as long as your heart is in it – you have the talent!

    Long time fan here, just registered to say this. Keep up the great work, James! 🙂

  • CDMurphy

    June 30, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    hydraulic system…. mike killed me with that

  • preying4war

    June 30, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    Better. Honestly, not bad.
    I’m no Star Trek fan, but I was smiling as I listened to your debate.
    So now we’ve learned that discussions about sex organs equal praise, does that mean future episodes of OA will deal with issues like do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles want to fuck April O’Neil, & which one would she choose to be with? Does Darth Vader get horny, or is his love only for his dead wife? How about a discussion over the Crypt Keepers’ penis…since he’s dead, does it ever get hard, is sex even a concern for him? Let’s hope not.
    Also, I had an idea for an upcoming Turtles video…
    Top 10 Rocksteady & Bebop squabbles.

  • June 30, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    I have been waiting for a data episode since I first saw the data pictures in the OA office. Nice job guys. I’ve asked @BrentSpiner to comment on twitter, so far, no comment. Perhaps if we all were to ask him he’d be more inclined to comment?

  • Mr. Arkadin

    June 30, 2011 at 7:41 pm


  • PorkFrydRice

    June 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    You know this episode was a lot more tame than I expected. When I saw the title I was pretty much expecting the worse and expecting the crudest episode ever. But they really go over the edge at all and still kept it funny, I commend the OverAnalyzers for that.

  • Salculd

    June 30, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    One phrase I never expected to hear today was “vaginal fire”.

  • handsome pete

    June 30, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    You know how TNG has holodecks and food replicators? Well Data has a holodick with a jizz replicator. That’s why women don’t fuck him, because they aren’t allowed to use the holodick on a regular basis, just like Lieutenant Barclay got in trouble for making holodeck simulations of himself in a threesome with Troi and Beverly while Riker watches and jacks off.

  • Kapagna

    June 30, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Can you please get everyone to stop laughing the whole time? You guys crack up more often than Jimmy Fallon.

    By The Way – Reebok made ‘The Pump’.

  • June 30, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    This is hilarious, as always… but painfully heterocentric. *sigh*

  • zombieslayer16

    June 30, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    Did you guys make the title OverAnalyzers #8 – Data’s Dick on purpose? Look at this OverAnalyzers # 8 – D ata’s Dick see the 8 – D in the middle?

  • toxikhiro

    June 30, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    @beeza It’s not heterocentric if data’s pattern of behavior indicates that his proclivity is toward sex with women–that’s just noticing a pattern. Perhaps if there was an episode in which Data had romantic tension with a male character, I could see your point, but it looks to me like you’re just looking for excuses to level the accusation of ‘heterocentric’ at things.

    Also, I love the term pube-rope.

  • Lord Igos263

    June 30, 2011 at 10:18 pm


  • June 30, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Oh god, go away with the lgbtqia crap. Data was build male by design only, he is not biologically male of any living species. Even with the emotion chips Data and Lore didn’t demonstrate any sexual urges towards either biological gender. Data had sex with one female human, and the Borg Queen who while having been portrayed as woman was entirely cybernetic bellow her armpits.

  • 4thtroika

    June 30, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Will you be selling the schematic poster in the store?

  • June 30, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    DUDE! this episode was HILARIOUS! I was kinda disapointed with the previous ones altough they were pretty interesting, but this one takes it to a whole new level!! Keep it up guys (and girl)!

  • Anthony33

    June 30, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    Hey, if Suzy is really going to lose the accent starting with the next episode, you should acknowledge that somehow, even if it’s just briefly, like have someone say “you sound different” or “didn’t you use to have an accent?” or “what happened to your accent?” and either brush it off or have some answer like “I was trying something new” or “this is how I really sound” or maybe “the fans didn’t like it”, lol that would be kind of cool.

  • June 30, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Pube rope!!!

  • jivebob

    June 30, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    PLEASE DO MORE AVGN videos!!! I don’t mind side ventures, but man, I keep checking after you said you would be doing some scaled down avgn videos (due to the movie) and continue to find nothing new…other than this, and this isn’t avgn. I suppose I’ll just watch reruns. Love the site, not trying to be a jerk…were just hoping to see more avgn.

  • tweej

    July 1, 2011 at 1:12 am

    Are the Ninja Turtles virgins? I mean the shells are basically like full body chastity belts. And who would they have sex with anyway? The only options I see is either they’re gay with each other, or they’re in to beastiality with humans. And how sure are we that they’re all male anyway? They all have male names but they were named by Splinter who probably isn’t an expert in differentiating between male and female turtles. They all sound like guys but maybe female mutant turtles have deep voices… who knows? And someone should explain to them that masks are made to hide your identity not to identify you.

  • July 1, 2011 at 1:17 am

    hahaha fucking hilarious, everytime you are overanalyzing much better, definily one of the best i had ever seen. And Mike saying all that shit hahaha i was laughing all the time. Cheers james.

  • Xsane

    July 1, 2011 at 1:29 am

    Wow – So many of u commenting on these O-A videos , taking shit Way out of contrast to base Idea . . Calling it Heterocentric and Further analyzing the Centricies and Beyond . . Jesus, talk about Irony.

  • goldeneye007man

    July 1, 2011 at 1:45 am

    what the fuck

  • krazyzark

    July 1, 2011 at 2:08 am

    lol! funniest OA video yet. thought the chart at the end was kinda lame, but I laughed my ass off the whole time. I think this should have it’s own remake of Tool’s “Maynard’s Dick” as “Data’s Dick”. Data out.

  • Luka1184

    July 1, 2011 at 3:25 am

    Well, what if they just dry hump?

  • July 1, 2011 at 3:56 am

    You guys totally have to sell the schematic poster! Way too funny!

  • Shcha

    July 1, 2011 at 4:27 am


    James clearly said in a video he posted that he is making A GOD DAMN AVGN MOVIE! In another video, he said that he is making regular episodes WHILE HE IS MAKING THE MOVIE! Does that satisfy your AVGN-needs, you ungrateful ballsucker? Enjoy what you fucking get for free, you god damn pile of steaming garbage! Or are you just retarded?

  • July 1, 2011 at 5:49 am

    Thats pretty good, pretty infantile lol but yea flows better i still dont know why shes doing that bad put on accent, when nobody else is doing a charactor, but shes stopped killing the convo’s so kudo’s, are you guys picking random stuff to talk about or things your fans of and know alot about, its like the idea is to take the conversation down a weird path to come up with a crazy answer yeah?, I like that idea but ive got this picture in my head about the conversations been more indepth which their getting to be, more flow to them which is working but then theres all this kiddy ideas and swearing put in i donno takes away from it abit to me anyway. I dont make vids tho so i dont really know, keep it up tho! 🙂

  • Freaknut

    July 1, 2011 at 8:35 am

    What?!?! Suzy’s losing the accent?! WHY?!?! It’s fucking hot! DX

    Also, what’s up with all the negative comments? Am I the only person who’s enjoyed all the OAs so far? I think they’ve all been hilarious, and I wouldn’t change a thing. VAGINA FIRE?! Come on now! That’s CLASSIC!! XD

  • July 1, 2011 at 8:50 am

    😀 “Maybe like just before Data finishes he wants to be punched in the Firewire port”

  • gamerdude122

    July 1, 2011 at 9:04 am

    @ Shcha
    1. Calm the fuck down.
    2. As jivebob said, he didn’t mean to be a jerk. I agree, yes, he’s being impatient, but there wasn’t a reason to go all out on him.

    The ONLY time you should go all out on this site is when somebody says something like, “Dude, make some fucking AVGN videos. Get rid of this shit series and get some more AVGNs in here.” THEN is when you can go all out.

    But you took this too personally and tried to defend James to the extreme when all you had to say was, “He’ll put them up when he has some episodes ready. Just be patient.” By doing this, you’ve made yourself look like a dick, and for what? For nothing, that’s what.

  • JJTwinDragon

    July 1, 2011 at 9:58 am

    I wish I had a robo-dick.

  • Henkka

    July 1, 2011 at 11:19 am

    i can’t believe how they can stay humoristic and serious about some androids dick O_o

  • jivebob

    July 1, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    @ Shcha

    Yes Scha, calm down before your leave no doubt of your incompetence. Considering your use of profanity and misinterpretation of what seemed to be a straightforward commment, I wouldn’t be questioning other’s intelligence if I were you. I simply stated I would like to see more AVGN, and that he had mentioned he would do more, albeit scaled down to some degree due to efforts on the movie. Anything would be nice, I am fine with a five minute scaled down video similar to the earier vids. I was clear that I liked the site, and did not mind side ventures, I only wish for more avgn (besides the movie.) There are other comments on here that are much more insulting, profain, etc… I thought I kept my comment pretty classy, simply expressing a desire to see more of a specific type of video. Similar to what EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE DOES (though the types of videos people want to see vary.) I am greatful for the work James does, that doesn’t mean I cant keep my fingers crossed and hope for a certain video or review. I promise it wasn’t me who peed in your cheerios, so maybe get a life and keep things on the positive as I was attempting to do.

  • July 1, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    This is the last episode with that annoying accent… thank god.

  • Sewpermini

    July 1, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    I have noticed with your recent videos the framerate has gone significantly down. just letting you know

  • leyash

    July 1, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Just wanted to say that I really enjoy Overanalyzers. The theme music is great and I find it quite funny,it is getting better. I don’t mind the accent the girl does.

    I think more visual props or demonstrations might help. I also like it when they run a little longer. I look forwards to the next one =)

  • Kain5056

    July 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    Man, I’d just LOVE to have that schematic on my wall.
    But, I would love more to have it on a T-Shirt!
    That would be awsome!!!!1

  • skullcrusher140

    July 1, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    I say his dick is a USB stick that flips out like a swiss army knife

  • July 1, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    So I just tweeted this to Brent Spiner. Let’s see what his reaction will be. XD

  • Johnthegamer

    July 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    There are some things in this world that don’t need to be analysed at all, this is one of them, new angry video game nerd please.

  • July 1, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    alright. what if data was an android or a bio-mechanical being? all machines in sci-fi arent always either just robots or cyborgs. sometimes , they can be either androids , they can be nanites or nanobots , it can be a synthoid , I mean there are many areas of what a robot can be. data could possibly be an android or his mechanics are made with more bio-mechanical components. technology can also be seen in deities too. in thior , they have a god like giant robot or cyborg.

    does all robots has to be similar to the t-800 or the cyborgs from mortal kombat? would robocop be an android or a cyborg if you were to continue this arguement? he has a human face. one could also ask how the hell skynet was able to syntehtically make living tissue for a t-800 and if the t-900 terminators are just as good as them if not better. one must find exploration of how the t-800 went from the t-900 to the t-1000.

    and how can a cyborg become a self thinking warrior like fulgore from killer instinct. a cyborg can either be it’s own stand alone soldier or it can be used as a suit to their troops , case in point the dark troopers phase 3 droids in star wars. one of the strongest droids in star wars that almost became the empires most powerful soldiers. able to be it’s own soldier or a powersuit to the stormtroopers. lets face it , a dark trooper phase 3 droid would be more lethal and more effective as a killing machine then ig-88.

    boy how I would love to be in these conversations.

  • RobotEmilio

    July 1, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    i don’t usually like OA, but this one was funny. I enjoyed it.

  • Mariusz69

    July 1, 2011 at 11:11 pm

    What about Data’s Daughter, Lal? You should do one on Lal’s Pussy

  • fata_morgana_pseudonym

    July 2, 2011 at 3:54 am


    And, once again, the same goddamn awful comments as are seen on every other OA thread. “This sucks.” “This is boring.” “Go back to doing AVGN.” “The guys who aren’t James and Mike are lame, get rid of them.” “The chick is lame and has a weird accent, get rid of her.” (They’ve ALREADY SAID she’s losing the accent soon, thanks to you weeping assholes. Jesus Christ.) “Blah blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda yadda same old tedious shit every. Single. Mother. Fucking. Time.”

    We get it. We really do. You don’t like OA. Seriously, I believed it the first 18,342,754,234,753,212,437,923 times I saw the same fucktarded comments. You really, really don’t have to keep saying the same asinine thing every single time one of these is posted.

    No really, I don’t get it. For fuck’s sake, what in the hell is so difficult to understand about the simple concept of “I don’t like this show. Nobody is forcing me to watch this show. I’m not going to watch this show. I will do something more productive with my time time than to incessantly complain about this show. All it does is make me look like an utter jackass when I bitch about this show.”

  • Sev

    July 2, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    @ Shcha &
    Everyone else who seems to not know how this works

    I’ve got to clear one big thing up
    1.Blip.TV the service that Cinemasscre uses for a large amount of it’s video is basically giving James and the rest of the team ad revenue(why we have an ad before and after)
    2.Screw Attack and Gametrailers pay James and the team for AVGN since they most likely(nothing for sure) have him locked in an exclusive contract for the rights to show his work and pay per episode of AVGN.
    3.SpikeTV same thing as number #2

    if we all stopped watching Cinemasscare the site would probably die. So it’s okay to demand what you wish to see from the site since without us James wouldn’t be able to do stuff like overanalyzers.

  • Sev

    July 2, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    If you’re wondering “wait how dose 2 & 3 me we pay for this”

    If spike TV and Gametrailers didn’t get a profitable amount of traffic coming to their sites they would probably terminate James and CO from being supported by them since it is currently hurting their business to keep showing them. However AVGN is probably(not sure) one of Gametrailers biggest viewed programing so That’d probably never happen until James starts putting in stuff we all think is crap.

  • jivebob

    July 2, 2011 at 3:11 pm


    You make a good point, don’t forget some of us also pay through apps, etc… I bought texting of the bread and the cinemassacre app for my ipod. As long as good material comes out, I am willing to spend money to support it. If it doesn’t…well…I wont. Simple economics.

  • July 3, 2011 at 12:12 am

    Why do i bother

  • July 3, 2011 at 12:33 am

    Guys, ouch. Episode was alright, but you totally missed another chick that Data totally banged in episode “In Theory”. I mean, I don’t expect everyone to have seen every episode of STTNG… ahem… but even a quick look-up turns up this:


  • July 3, 2011 at 12:35 am

    Hmm, then again that says that they were never intimate. Dunno if that’s how I remember it or not. I’d have to watch the episode again.

  • mjkolb

    July 3, 2011 at 1:19 am

    this video is neither fun or funny.

  • DrZaius

    July 3, 2011 at 3:01 am

    Well that was disturbingly adult.

    Still not sure how Data was supposedly affected in the second episode of TNG…

  • Mr. Fusion

    July 3, 2011 at 6:51 am

    @mjkolb awe! you wanna hug?

  • AnAddictedGamer

    July 3, 2011 at 8:40 am

    “Everyone else who seems to not know how this works

    I’ve got to clear one big thing up
    1.Blip.TV the service that Cinemasscre uses for a large amount of it’s video is basically giving James and the rest of the team ad revenue(why we have an ad before and after)
    2.Screw Attack and Gametrailers pay James and the team for AVGN since they most likely(nothing for sure) have him locked in an exclusive contract for the rights to show his work and pay per episode of AVGN.
    3.SpikeTV same thing as number #2”
    Jesus Sev, I can’t believe you just said that. WE’RE NOT PAYING ANYTHING. We’re just watching the videos. We’re not actually giving them OUR money. This entertainment is free. Yes, we’re earning them money by watching the videos but we aren’t losing anything, so it’s retarded to try and control what videos James makes.

  • Hardgrave

    July 3, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Stephanie and Matt need to both fuck off and die. Stephanie kills any and all humor this may have and Matt has lips that just drive me nuts… what the fuck is with his lips!?

    Stephanie… your fake ass accent is not funny and it doesn’t add anything to the show.

    Matt… what the fuck is with your lips? you look like you wear a pound of lip chap or lip stick all the time… Stop it!

  • July 3, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    “Tweens”?! I’m not a tween. I just happen to be annoyed with the idea that “accents make characters” :-p

    It’s a better episode, but still, fake accents are fake accents.

  • July 3, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    Why do people assume her accent is fake?

  • adenton7

    July 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    Yea Stephanie is kind of a cock blocker in this one.

  • July 4, 2011 at 5:52 am

    I’m sure that this has been mentioned before, but this series really reminds me of After Hours on Cracked. I’m sure it’s a case of parallel thinking, though. Great job, guys.

  • July 4, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Stop doing this crap OverAnalyzers videos and go do some AVGN for god sake.

  • Manolito Mystiq

    July 5, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    N24Rocks20042k4: Yeah, that’s what I was wondering, too. Indeed, it’s a good question for this show.


  • BraveSirBevier

    July 5, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Fake accent?–Yes. Just do a Google video search for “Stephanie Yuhas”.

  • July 5, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    @Sameth… because there are several videos of her online speaking without an accent! Episode 0 or the pre-show had her speaking perfectly normal.

  • zeus_cleveland

    July 6, 2011 at 11:22 am

    idk i its just me but i don’t hink that susie girl if funny

  • Sev

    July 6, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    If we don’t watch this they don’t get money
    we might not be paying them directly but with ad revenue and contracted work they get paid, if we stopped watching (which I personally enjoy over 85% of the content on this site) they don’t get paid. so yes we are in a way paying just not personally putting pay pal account info and etc. Also if we don’t watch it what else can the Cinemassacre team do but either save the show by changing it up and listening to what their fan base wants (I don’t mind Suzie’s accent but a good 8th of the comments for the series do) or letting it die.

    I did not suggestiong that we should boycott a show just saying it’s logicallly sound to believe that if we stopped watching they’d change things up.

  • azhole8

    July 10, 2011 at 1:05 am

    I like all the episodes of this I have seen. Sure, the accent isn’t the best thing ever, but that’s no reason to write some deranged rant like “Oh my god the accent sucks rrrrrraaaaaawwwwwrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!”, that’s been copy and pasted (with some wording changed) somewhere over 10,000 times. I mean jeez give it a rest.

  • July 13, 2011 at 10:10 am

    A Spermatronic Cascade… LOL
    Gotta love Mike ( :
    I love how Matt always plays devil’s advocate and always questions everything semi-seriously.

  • Crod

    July 13, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    Naw man…
    James… This is up to par with that stupid ass “pickle dick” shit you used to do a while back.
    That was just dumb and pointless and I was so glad when you stopped making it.
    And I will also be thrilled when you stop making this crap and move on to better things.
    Kudos, OUT!

  • kustomkure

    July 19, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Holy fucking God. People making videos for you to be entertained by and you fucking have the audacity to say you are annoyed by it and want something else. That’s really messed up.

  • Schloss Ritter

    July 23, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    I’m glad I never put too much thought into this.

  • kkn

    August 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    you know what i think he shut downs all other functions and dildo come out of his pants and his nipples are nontrols…xD

  • kkn

    August 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    * controls

  • imjustinyourmind

    September 15, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    Where can i get a copy of the penile schemitics?

  • HarryPnass

    September 20, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    What the fuck?!

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    October 11, 2011 at 6:48 pm

    You see kids, boy andriods have USB drives while female androids have USB ports. When they link up and share data, they give brith to new information.

  • Prizm4

    January 1, 2012 at 7:49 am

    “Maybe he just thinks of Dr Polaski” lol

    “Can Data make his dick so big he couldn’t lift it?” hahaha

    thanks for another episode.

  • SixelaM077

    January 29, 2012 at 12:58 am

    Ah fuck, now I won’t be able to sleep ’cause the ending is still making me laugh like an idiot. Whoever made the schematics to Data’s Dick deserves a fucking Nobel Prize in Penile Engineering XD

  • May 2, 2013 at 2:24 am


  • Eric James

    October 29, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    Pull dick in case of emergency

  • Chris Flores

    January 9, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    What about odo’s dick?

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