Childhood comics: THE ANGRY BATMAN

James / June 19th, 2011

These are the only comics I have coming up that aren’t exactly “childhood comics”. These are far more recent (2000′s). I had a job with a lot of downtime, and was bored, so I drew these. The idea was what would happen if Batman went crazy and killed people.

Surprisingly, I discovered in recent years that my version of the Angry Batman was not too far from an actual comic series “All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder” (2005 – 2008) written by Frank Miller in which Batman, believe it or not, calls Dick Grayson “retarded” and then says “I’m the goddamn Batman!” It’s become a popular internet meme, after I privately coined the phrase myself.

 

Comments

  • Kiarachu

    June 19, 2011 at 7:15 am

    OMG…I like this XD
    You were seriously pissed of that time.But I think that I can understand because I actually work in a place that piss me off ALL the time and,after a day of work,I play some game like Mad World for Wii or other games like that.
    I even swear a lot when I’m in the car going home if there are some drivers that are very clumsy XD

  • Shcha

    June 19, 2011 at 7:26 am

    Hilarious

  • Kimmy

    June 19, 2011 at 7:33 am

    Hahah oh god these are hilarous. You just made Batman more badass.

    TO BE CONTINUED…
    “I AM THE LAW, MOTHER FUCKER!”
    -KA-POW-!
    … OR MAYBE NOT.

  • bolshoye_yayca

    June 19, 2011 at 7:39 am

    What about this strange dragon with french-like moustache? You don’t fuck with goddamn Batman, bitches!

  • ddt_Eagleeye

    June 19, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Uuuuh, look at that – pistol to the dick!

  • June 19, 2011 at 8:14 am

    http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/GoddamnBatman.jpg Seems your comic was a fair predicter of the future!

  • goldeneye007man

    June 19, 2011 at 9:12 am

    i lold

  • hajpermegaman

    June 19, 2011 at 9:58 am

    Haha, evil Batman (Badman?) should have a web comic!

    You stupid fucking Dick!

  • June 19, 2011 at 10:39 am

    I love how everything Batman punches ends up exploding. Best version of Batman ever!

  • Joe

    June 19, 2011 at 10:39 am

    lol Epic James,

    You made the Dark Knight even darker! Next thing you know he will be around slapping Cat Woman because she didnt give him all the money!

  • June 19, 2011 at 10:40 am

    This is better than any recent comic of batman. Whats with the dragon?

  • 1982_dude

    June 19, 2011 at 11:28 am

    The mustached dinosaur !!!

  • June 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Frank Miller owes you big time, James!

  • BobJohnson

    June 19, 2011 at 11:43 am

    I did some of the same but he used a wiffle-toilet to tame ‘is foes.

  • fata_morgana_pseudonym

    June 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Mother Fuckin’ God Damn Bat-Man > The Goddamn Batman.

  • PorkFrydRice

    June 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Seems to me like James has a pretty good start at a lawsuit against Frank Miller.

  • June 19, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    At first I was like : “Hey we’re not sunday !”
    Then I was like : ” “oh yes we’re actually friday”
    And then : ” GODDAM BATMAN ! ”
    Lol, it’S fun to see these comics each week, good job Jame, you’re batman is great !

  • Robbieliu

    June 19, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Hi nerd,
    This is the game which destroied my childhood the most: bucky ohare
    Well, it’s not a shit actually but it”s fking too hard for me. For god fking sake, I passed it several times.
    But I just can’t help angring about how fking difficult to make it, hope u shit something about it.
    Ur fan, stone the nuts.

  • deadkiller4125

    June 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    cool comic

  • SpeedyEric

    June 19, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    I’m also famiular with the “Goddamn Batman” meme. Linkara of “Atop the Fourth Wall” did video reviews of the first 4 issues of ASBAR, and I agree that the Batman in those comics are very NOT Batman, and that guy in the batsuit prefers to be called Crazy Steve.

  • Kawau

    June 19, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Awesome

  • PoLaR

    June 19, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Lol Holy fucking shit! <33

  • June 19, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    LOL! I guess Linkara wasn’t the first.

    Crazy Steve strikes again!

  • June 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    WOW! he he for a childs comic strip i think that takes the cake,seriously its awesome and the batman its more violent even from the original comics!

  • Snejku

    June 19, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    Kick ass!

  • June 19, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    This is the best batman comic i’ve ever red

    BATMAN in…. BATMAN

  • Aristotelles17

    June 19, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    That’s how Batman should treat the Joker!

  • Archaix

    June 19, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    These look like they were drawn by a 12 year old future serial killer…

  • Will Smathers

    June 19, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    ha ha ha ha I’m seeing a general theme of anger here… oh wait… it all makes sense now…

  • cr4b

    June 19, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    You know… I laughed my ass off at this!!! You should really make contact to Marvel or whichever company it is that makes Batman comics, and submit this to them. This is great.

  • Mattriiyuus

    June 19, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    This is actually much better written than Frank Miller’s version

  • TomM

    June 19, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    Good comic. Homicidal Batman would be a pretty interesting topic for Over Analyzers. Good work.

  • June 19, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    that’s fucked up.

  • Furydeath

    June 19, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    Who am I? I’m the god dame mother fucking BATMAN …bitch!

  • Valis77

    June 19, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    The random dragon at the end funny stuff James

  • overtheunder1993

    June 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Hahah these are actually pretty funny! Yeah, when I was reading it I was like, “this is like All Star Batman and Robin.”

  • June 19, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    Still more rational than Frank Miller’s Batman.

  • June 19, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    What’s that thing in the end of the comic? Is it a Dinosaur? Godzilla? what is it? and what does that thing have 2 do with batman? WTF?

  • June 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    Please Give me an answer is it a dragon a reject from Jurassic Park what is it? and why does it have anything 2 do with batman?

    yay an asshole comment

  • June 19, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    Linkara should see this. I bet he’d laaaugh….

  • June 20, 2011 at 2:15 am

    He is not the GOddamn Batman… He is the Motherfucking Batman, He is NUts! And he will decapitate you if you don’y pay respect!

  • June 20, 2011 at 2:17 am

    to add… the last time we saw a batman like this, he was reviewing his own games and raping the joker with the cartdridges.

  • Gorgoroth

    June 20, 2011 at 2:51 am

    “Hey Batman! chill the fuck out” fuckin classic!

  • Unique Girl

    June 20, 2011 at 4:43 am

    I don’t like this comic…..i LOVE IT!!! ^_^ *saves*
    this one is my favorite so far it makes me smile and the drawing is incredibly CUTE. ^_^
    I’m team batman because dick tracy always upset jimmy since he was just a baby…..damn you dick why there’s no continues :(

  • June 20, 2011 at 5:17 am

    Hmm … I think my comment went up in fumes :S Anyhow. I love this evil hard core splatter version of Batman. More gore!

  • tFighterPilot

    June 20, 2011 at 7:55 am

    You gotta tell him you’re Batman!

  • _JRPGNerd_

    June 20, 2011 at 8:52 am

    I’ts Bowser who have killed Mario and stolen his mustache

  • Luka1184

    June 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Oh my god, you’re awesome at comics James! :D

  • June 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Damn, Frank Miller doesn’t have shit on you.

  • Haristo

    June 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Frank Miller is for childrens compared to this…

    ”I am the Law” OMFG Judge Dredd reference ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM

  • buckfutter

    June 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Those were goddamn mother fucking hilarious you fucking mother fucking bitch! :3

  • Lord Igos263

    June 20, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    IT TOOK ME 10 MINS TO STOP LAUGHING! This is some funny material & a great comic.

  • Amanda M.

    June 20, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    XD I like how the last one is just pure WTF moment. Suddenly, GODZIRRA!

  • viJilance

    June 20, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Murphy2112

    June 20, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    I really want Christian Bale to say “I am the law, motherfucker!” in the next Batman movie..

  • DragonSan

    June 21, 2011 at 8:57 am

    Its very nice, but whats up with the dinosaur at the end?

  • June 21, 2011 at 11:19 am

    I think I would have been able to have guessed this was a more recent comic without the note at the beginning…

  • Otacon126

    June 21, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    GORE BATMAN!!!

  • x1PMac1x

    June 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Simple. Pure. Angry. HILARIOUS! Hahaha! You rock, James!

  • penumbra

    June 21, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    hilarious, and great bonus moustache dinosaur at the end!

  • Mr. Arkadin

    June 21, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    Kevin Conroy is Batman

  • The poet

    June 22, 2011 at 1:22 am

    Better than “The Dark Knight”.

  • NesirtualGamer

    June 22, 2011 at 10:21 am

    so much swearing, james this is not a child friendly cartoon, anyway I found a child friendly site where swearing is banned so if you fancy clicking here you can play TMNT and althe other NES games for free d well I think this is a goo deal and then when you post your comments you can do it from an informed perspective. http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/game.php?id=768&system=nes&name=TMNT-Tournament-Fighters&ref=65348

    but please as an act of kindness if you choose to sign up for free (and there are not costs anyway) leave the referrer as it is as a way of a thank you, I leave it to your rust, I must be mad trusting internet strangers but anyway its up to oyu if you click.

  • veritas

    June 22, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Awesome. Mr. Freeze looks kinda like the Golem.

  • crump90

    June 23, 2011 at 10:28 am

    I’m Batmaaaaaaaaaaan!

  • Freaknut

    June 24, 2011 at 9:15 am

    YOU STUPID FUCKING DICK! XD I can imagine him actually saying that.

  • GroJLart

    June 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Wow, this brings back a lot of memories… I used to make similar comics when I was 9/10 years old about He-Man, Hardy Boys, and Dark Shadows characters.

    As always, make sure to check out my vulgar Philadelphia architecture blog, http://philaphilia.blogspot.com

  • June 25, 2011 at 3:01 am

    This comic is epic!!!!!! took me awhile to stop laughin though

  • Gunflyer

    June 25, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    LOL I was thinking for a moment he was gonna go “Wnat, are you dense? Are you retarded or something?! I’m the Goddamn Batman!”

  • mrmischief

    June 26, 2011 at 3:00 am

    funny stuff. : )

  • June 27, 2011 at 7:38 am

    HAHAHA!!! LMAO!!! Nice James :D

  • markwritesmusic

    June 29, 2011 at 5:52 am

    @NesirtualGamer

    When has James Rolfe ever been fucking child friendly? Are you retarded? Have you ever seen… Fuck, ANYTHING he’s ever put out? Where and when has there ever been a James Rolfe video (besides the more serious documentary videos and some odds and ends like the Generation TMNT videos) where he hasn’t cursed and fucked shit up? Go away. Nobody wants to play terribly emulated NES games on an internet browser. If I wanted to play emulated NES games in my browser, I’d go to VirtualNES. Go away now, scoot. Nobody wants to play TMNT Tournament Fighters… Yuck.

  • toxikhiro

    June 29, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    So, face-punch by the Angry Batman always results in a head-splosion. ALWAYS.

    This is a rule I can abide.

  • July 4, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    LOL XD

    fucking amazing

  • The Kaleidoscopic God

    July 7, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    @markwritesmusic:

    I approve of your VirtualNES promotion.

    Signed,
    Actual Goddamn Emulation Collective (vNES, vGBX, vSNES & vChip) Staff Member (Who Doesn’t Do Much For The Goddamn Site)

  • Acashana

    July 15, 2011 at 8:49 am

    That is the funniest comic I’ve seen since Calvin and Hobbes.

  • August 3, 2011 at 12:49 am

    You’re surprisingly good at drawing, James. haha!

  • MightyAsterisk

    March 24, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    As an actual Batman reader and huge comic fan…this is awesome.

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