IT’S SUNDAY COMICS. Every Sunday, I’ll be posting absurd comics I drew as a child. Luckily (or unfortunately enough) I’ve saved a lot of stuff from my youth. They’ve been stored in a trunk for the past 20 years or more. The chocolate moose was a character I had, one of many. Don’t expect any of this to make sense at all. Coming up, it’s only going to get weirder. I have enough to last through the summer at least. I know this isn’t for everybody, but for those who are interested to see how insane I was a kid, check it out. This first page here, I posted already a while back, but here are two others I found.
June 5, 2011 at 9:03 am
This comic is of the wows ZBoys. To bad about the bennys, right?
June 5, 2011 at 9:37 am
The Len Libby candy store in Maine actually has a 1700-lb chocolate moose inside.
June 5, 2011 at 9:52 am
its the butterscotch goat!!!!!!
June 5, 2011 at 11:21 am
how come the moose is just an outline with no facial features lol. Anyway great comic, i wish i had this one in my collection! Swag
June 5, 2011 at 11:49 am
i ain’t even mad.
June 5, 2011 at 11:52 am
I’m more scared of the speck.
June 5, 2011 at 11:53 am
why do people escape him? i love mooses, and even better if they’re made of chocolate. (chocolate “mousse” anybody?)
June 5, 2011 at 12:16 pm
I love how one guy in the comics is like “That moose gave me a bad time once!”. I don’t know why it’s so funny but it is. I know it’s none of my “Beez-wax” But what did he do?
June 5, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Lol. Love the “what did you do?” guy…
June 5, 2011 at 1:43 pm
If you drew that kind of stuff today, I bet they would put you on medication. It looks like the stuff I drew as a kid.
The guy asking why everyone is running is hilarious. I’m surprised only one person looks like they want to eat the chocolate.
Whats up with the frog pig?
June 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm
someone should recreate it in the same way deadly danger dungeon was done
June 5, 2011 at 3:02 pm
This reminds me of Axe Cop.
June 5, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Dude Chocolate Moose needs to be reincarnated into some sort of a James Rolfe Cartoon! That would be awesome! Get Motherfucker Mike to do the art and you have an instant classic!
June 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm
“That Moose gave me a bad time once.”
That makes me laugh forever.
June 5, 2011 at 4:17 pm
that moose gave me a bad time once…..WHAT?
June 5, 2011 at 5:08 pm
The speck part was funny. 🙂
Beez-wax?
June 5, 2011 at 5:08 pm
for some reason, this reminds me heavily of the artwork for goblins 1-3
June 5, 2011 at 5:51 pm
to the guy who suggested the chocolate moose doing a cameo in avgn…
it would probably end up just being the shit moose
June 5, 2011 at 6:06 pm
I like how a few people in the last page are ignoring the chocolate moose for the speck in the bottom of the page.
@Eric James did mention having ADD. Could this be a manifestation of said illness?
June 5, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Argh-Speck. Run for your life.
lolol!!
June 5, 2011 at 7:07 pm
aww so cute! i wanna hold you tight *hugs* 🙂
I like the…..faceless deer
June 5, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Ya know, this reminds me of a story I wrote once when I was a child, called “Little Charlie and the Aliens”. It was a pretty boring story, about a UFO that lands in a kid’s yard. (ship lands, kid looks at ship, ship goes up. The end. Hey, I told you it was boring). Anyway, I had this friend by the name of Ronan. He used to annoy the heck out of me.(Well, at least for the first seven years of our friendship). He would come over to my house, and bug me at least twice a week. Anyway, I was sitting at the kitchen table, and he comes in uninvited. I just sit there, giving him the cold shoulder, all the time while I was writing the story. (He even tried to complete my sentences, the little twerp, what was this, the Love Boat)? Eventually, he got the message and went home.
What I guess I’m trying to say is that things like this remind of us of our mispent youths, where we daydreamed our afternoons away. Thanks, James, for all that you do!
June 5, 2011 at 7:55 pm
aww! This is sooo cute 🙂 I love it!
June 5, 2011 at 8:13 pm
The Chocolate Moose needs to be in the AVGN Movie.
June 5, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Sell the concept to Marvel. They’ll make 5 movies about it.
June 6, 2011 at 9:12 am
doing.
doing.
DOING
June 6, 2011 at 9:30 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?!?!?!
June 6, 2011 at 9:32 am
It must be something weird kids have doing food made animals lol… i had mouse made of cheese. Yeah… it was a pretty creepy concept for a character.
June 6, 2011 at 9:44 am
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June 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Bjorn the behemoose vs. the chocolate moose NAO!
June 6, 2011 at 3:45 pm
“that moose gave me a bad time once” ….LOL
June 6, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Haha there is a store in my city called the Chocolate Moose Fudge Factory. No joke.
June 6, 2011 at 6:37 pm
CHoCOLATE MOOSE! chocolate moose!
June 7, 2011 at 1:59 am
That is so random its awesome lol
June 7, 2011 at 3:42 am
Hahaha another Chocolate Moose. Shit is too funny, man.
June 7, 2011 at 9:32 am
I’m not sure what to think about this…. o_0
June 7, 2011 at 7:55 pm
YAY THE MOOSE IS BACK!!! You should make a spoof trailer on your movie about him. xD
June 7, 2011 at 8:49 pm
“That moose gave me a bad time once” really stands out for some reason.
June 7, 2011 at 8:54 pm
THAT MOOSE GAVE ME A BAD TIME ONCE!
June 8, 2011 at 12:00 am
OH CRAP! NOT THE CHOCOLATE MOOSE!
I’ll have you know, that moose gave me a bad time once.
June 9, 2011 at 4:01 am
Oh my god I am laughing so hard over “the speck” in the corner xD
June 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm
I like how the Moose just sort of stands around yet there’s a consensus from the other peeps in your comic that the Moose is a pretty big threat.
June 9, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Ribbit oink! XD
June 9, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Yeah, “that moose gave me a bad time once” was hilarious and distinct, for some reason.
June 10, 2011 at 2:13 am
Ha ha this is great. The dialog is so bad it’s funny, but this is excusable since it’s from James as a kid. It’s certainly clever and cute.
June 10, 2011 at 7:49 am
I like the guy holding the newspaper. He’s like, **** yeah I’m delighted about this turn of events.
June 13, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Lol. Doing.
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