Board James: TMNT

DAMN! I want this hoodie (james one) soo bad !

HUGE TURTLES FAN!!11 pizza power I need to play.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my I had this game hahaha the memories

why do you think mw3 is repedative?

I saw this one in a Salvation Army recently, but it was missing too many pieces for me to get it.

Mikes sucha a mother fucker :D! cheating bastard its hilarious!

DARNIT ROLFE AND MIKE! YOU MAKE ME WANT THESE GAMES SO BAD.

i remember the pizza power game... mine must have been second hand, because i don't recall the dice flipper shit. and the pawns sucked ass. they blew their budget on licensing and illustration to the point that they couldn't afford to print a double sided card... nope. had to have two... fucking genius...

I love all your board James, being a girl in the 90's there was the one MUST HAVE game ... and it was Girl Talk Date Line. Seriously, you and motherfucker Mike making a video of that game would be fricken hilarious.

oh i meant: i only think that they where called teenage mutant hero turtles*

iam so used to write "ninja" not "hero" in the name so i messed up X)

iam glad that the series/games are called teenage mutant ninja turtles here in sweden:) i only think that they are called teenage mutant ninja turtles in england:/ btw i have no problem with splinter being grey and not brown in the last game they played, he fits in that color really well i think^^ but the thing that bugs me is that one of the turtles are brown in the game lol its weird that james or mike dident talked about that mistake and they showed it in close-up many times so they cant have missed it xD just a bit fail i think lol besides that, great episode:D please make more of these^^

sweet hoodie!!!!! i want one! it looks friggin awesome...where did you get it? thx man. also, i love your video on how to make a nerd episode...very informational and inspiring!

Rafael had his hand on his shoulder.

you guys are so great playing with those old games!! I had this old pinball TMNT game...wish I still had it!

Great you're wearing your Turtle stuff. I still get Turtle shirts from my grandmother! She goes to Hot Topic for em.

Cowabunga piece of dog sh**! I never had a TMNT board game even though I asked for em. Had the Nintendo games tho!

I totally played PIZZA POWER a couple times when i was like 4 or 5 I dont remember it very well but I totally recognized it LoL sucks cuz I loved it being the only turtles board game

JAMES
PLEASE
REVIEW
13 DEAD END DRIVE
its a REALLY GOOD boardgame

people who made those board games where idiots.

i was totally expecting CowaFuckinPieceOfDogShit at the end.

i hope u still check ur site man. i just became a fan and dude u are the shit

well thats strange its true that the series was called tenage mutant hero turtles in europe but i live in sweden and here it's called Tenage mutant Ninja turtles and last time i checkd sweden was in europe:P

The board games may have sucked, but my brothers and I enjoyed the shit out of the TMNT Role-Playing Game. Seriously, check it out, you can be mutant pretty much anything. We were a back of various canines, some gun experts, a boxer, etc...

Hey James,
I'm Jack Red a long time fan of yours anyway I do enjoy watching a lot of your videos related to Turtles Tuesday.

I can't believe you found three board games worst than the original Nintendo game.

I got to say with the license of TMNT you would think they would put more effort into making some of these games.

I would try the Tic Tac Toe one well I could care less about the last two in the video.

One good thing I can say about them is they all are better than your Deadly Danger Dungeon game.

I think I even had the Pizza Power Game when I was a kid, but I was horrible at keeping my board games together so once the box got flattened and all the pieces started falling out and I think the cardboard Turtle pieces might have gotten wet somehow. Either way it all gotten thrown away but that was just one of many games I didn't know how to play. I would never read the instructions and just played them the way I felt they should be played.

raphael wit a sword and the blade agenst his neck licke his going to kill him self

I really miss the older format of Board James, more scripted, and you could recognize the characters more, like grown kids (specially motherfucker mike).

The best episodes were definitly Crossfire and Weapons and Warriors.

I really find this casual improvised format kind of boring.

I loved this, but they left out one of the old turtles games. Unfortunately I can't remember what it was called, but the turtles (and shredder) pieces all layed down on their bellies, and there was a marble in the middle of them that they rolled around on and the board was covered in ramps. It also sucked.

That is a kick-ass TMNT sweater!

That a very nice dreamcast you have there...

I asked the same thing, ben10guy. Why was there one brown turtle? Maybe it was something original about the TMNTs? Or maybe just a total fuckup on the board artists. But it was done several times so it was on purpose. Oh well.

I lol'd heartily when Mike talked about Michaelangelo finding himself under the manhole cover.

Damn, I also had the Pizza Power game. I had totally forgotten about it though.

hey James,
I have an old copy of the TMNT board game included in Kellogg's cereal boxes in the early 90s. If you would do an addendum review I would be happy to see about sending it to you for your collection.

Thanks,
Mark
(contact me at elvnsword (the at sign) gmail (dot) com

Cowabunga?....Cowafuckingpieceadogshit!

Another great Episode by, James & Mike!

The Talisman games are also quite good!

There is a star wars board game similar to Dragon Strike with an accompanying video to watch while playing that I have played since a young age. Might be worth a review?

James since i found a place to reach you i thought i would say that in a sea of bad directors, excessive CGI, unimaginative plot and characters, diminishing love for old black and white classics and 80′s action and horror you give me hope that there is someone out there that can bring the passion back to film. Your love for cinema can be seen in your ability to make extremely likable material, comprehensive reviews, amazing special effects, and awesome commentaries. Someday you will be one of the greats.

in the cartoon i was looking at for some years ago there was splinter gery... all the time... wtf

what in the holy *** of **** was they smoking? stupid game makers. only think about ´"hmmmm how bad can a game be? lets find out"

I remember having that Pizza Power game. Totally forgot how it played until you brought all that up. I'm not sure we ever played it the real way.

Anyone remember the Heroes in a Half Shell card game that was essentially a TMNT-themed version of Spoons?

why the fuck is Michelangelo brown ?

The best Turtles game was Subterranean Sewer Hockey. The sticks stuck and it was hard to play on carpet, but on a good table...aw, yeah.

The Hero thing is true, in Sweden, where i come from, they suddenly changed the title from ninja turtles to hero turtles, which me and my friends thought was really cheesy.

And as always, cool clothes guys :D

Hey James, what the fuck? I know there have already been comments made, but , UH...... yeah, Michangelo doesnt start with an "R". Your video MAY be "R" rated, but thats some funny shit! Need an editor?

Awesome video James and Mike, keep it up! :)

I was wondering when you would Make a new Board James Video! This is pretty good, and would'nt you know? I have all three of those!

I cannot wait to see more AVGN, You know What's Bullshit, Board James, and Everything else in the future. I hope to ONE DAY meet you Face to face, James. It'll be a nice thing to do, so I can Hang out. Even if It's one day to do so. It would be fucking awesome. :)

i LOVE the artwork in the pizza power game. i think if i had that as a kid, i would modify the rules bigtime and make the krang fight easier and more exciting like saying a number and if my opponent lands on it, he gets to hit krang once with his turtle weapon. if not, krang gets the hit. 3 hits and krang goes down and the loser buys the winner pizza.

@unts

Yeah i thought that too!! He's like the rascal of the gang hahaha!! doing mischief and seeing your cards from below, or moving the board pieces to win haha!

I hope someday you do a Board James of Jumanji. Great movie but what a shitty board game.

I own the Pizza Power Game. It was ridiculously complicated but I used to love it! It's still in my family's board game closet, now collecting dust. ;)

The reason why in the UK it's called Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles is beacause of the word ninja promotes violence ,so not many kid's shows and products carry the words ninja, but then why the hell is there allowed ninjas on computer games, guess they think kids are too stupid to use a ZX Spectrum