SPADE – Episode #19

James / January 23rd, 2011

Spade is an interactive web series. After each episode, you have 72 hours to vote on what you want to happen next. (At the end of the episode, you’ll see a link to Part 2. At the end of Part 2, you’ll see the voting choices with interactive links at the very end of the episode.) Either way, you’ll see me in some action scenes in an upcoming episode.Β To get caught up on past episodes, follow the YouTube playlist link here.

DarkStone Entertainment are also working on the remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space. (A much bigger budget.)

PLAN 9 – TRAILER

Comments

  • Pedofinder

    January 23, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Awesome James, just awesome:)

  • TheRetroHero

    January 23, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    I laughed at the thumbnails. Haha

  • ScaryManiac

    January 23, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Holy shit! James is kicking some ass!!

  • January 23, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    Haha, good job James. That said, I can’t stomach this series past watching the clips James is in. Other than for the creators to have their own shits and giggles I don’t think there’s any reason for it to be made, it’s just awful. Anyways……..yeah.

  • nerdyguy64

    January 23, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    I love your character James. I hope to see more of you in spade soon!

  • Rasengan999

    January 23, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Awesome! I voted for the Phantom! Finally, something I voted for is what happened!

    Oh yeah, and James, you were awesome. I look forward to seeing you on this show more. Probably will only watch the episodes you are in…but…I still would like to see the end of the Phantom thing….

  • LLR

    January 23, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    Haha I loved that you couldn’t keep a straight face when Spade talked over you! Thank god for those glasses hiding your eyes πŸ˜›

  • megacharge2

    January 23, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    James, your acting in the Spades beats everyone else out of the sky.

  • Reputator

    January 23, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Damn, I didn’t know you could act that well!

  • osandiegox

    January 23, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    hahaha whatever fury!

  • nerdyguy64

    January 23, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    I saw you broke a smile, funny stuff!

  • January 23, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    haha that was fun to watch. way to service justice old school dood

  • FunTimeVan

    January 24, 2011 at 12:22 am

    I can’t wait to change MY life

  • January 24, 2011 at 1:33 am

    yeah don’t wanna be mean to your friends there, but James – your part was the only part worth watching – mainly because of the acting of the other peeps. Serious. But go AVGN, you kicked some serious ass! right on!!

  • January 24, 2011 at 2:14 am

    I didn’t care for the overall story, but your part was fucking awesome James! Especially when you beat up that guy who was about to beat up his woman!

  • slasherfan

    January 24, 2011 at 3:06 am

    haha that was awesome!oh and i dont know if it was just me but did the guy with the eye patch sound like ed helms

  • January 24, 2011 at 5:29 am

    I am not sure why I am resisting watching this, my suspicion is that it will be a pile of steaming boom! but you never know.

    http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/index.php?ref=65348

  • January 24, 2011 at 5:39 am

    spade is so fat he reminds me of a pile of boom too! made me want to throw up!

  • Strazdas

    January 24, 2011 at 7:09 am

    “That man is always angry”
    hahaha

  • Jel-K

    January 24, 2011 at 7:28 am

    excellent

  • January 24, 2011 at 8:35 am

    haha! go james!

  • browncoat

    January 24, 2011 at 9:23 am

    “You look ridiculous.”

    “I’m workin.”

    “Whatever Fury. Let’s go ruin some lives, fatboy.”

    ahhahahahahahhahahaha

    100% awesome

  • AikoujOi

    January 24, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Wow awesome! James is badass in this episode and he’s a great actor

  • Cumslut

    January 24, 2011 at 9:55 am

    “What’s that on your face?”

    Right there I expected you to take a dump on his face, kinda hoped you would.

  • January 24, 2011 at 9:57 am

    Badass James! Anger fits you nicely. I wonder why? πŸ˜‰

  • January 24, 2011 at 10:11 am

    James is an already great actor, but stick him in with these unbearable fucknuts and he kinda seems like the God of acting. Hell, I’m almost 14 and I can act better than them. Hehe- it’s just SO BAD.

    But whatever, I laughed my ass off when James started the smile and when he was like, “Hey! What’s that on your FACE?!” *proceeds to beat the shit out of abusive man*

    “And you. You’re a moron. You can do better than this piece of shit. Turn your life around. It’s pretty shitty.”

    And we all know how much James knows shitty.

  • callmeRaskolnikov

    January 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    the “whatever fury, lets go ruin some lives fat boy!” part made me lol pretty hard. even if i wasn’t such a fan of cinemassacre i would still think that james was the best part of this show. spade isn’t too bad, but its obvious james has more experience.

  • MrMog64

    January 24, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    James must have been picturing his childhood of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in his head before he beat the living shit out of that guy.

  • bribrihate

    January 24, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    “Whatever Fury!” lmao

  • January 24, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Whats that in your face? BAM! James as Badass FTW!!!

  • Fear96

    January 24, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    funny if he had the power glove on while punching that guy πŸ˜›

  • SuperElmoThePezGuy64

    January 24, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    The best line in part 1, “That man is always pissed”

  • Dr. Hugo Strangelovecraft

    January 24, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    So here you’re not the “angry nerd” but instead the angry…. person?
    Nice acting.

  • Fuck RomEmKing

    January 24, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    The Plan 9 From Outer Space remake looks interesting.

  • MrMclainy

    January 24, 2011 at 6:48 pm

    Wow, your acting was great.

  • January 24, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Hahahaha, James almost laughed when before the guys moved over to the bench πŸ˜›

  • January 24, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    James is just such a nice Guy. I met him at Magfest and Gave him a button for my xna game, Antipole. He took it and seemed interested. He really cares about the gamers.

  • joeyjones

    January 24, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    You kicked that fat fucks ass. It was rather lovely.

  • lartrak2

    January 25, 2011 at 2:03 am

    James was indeed the best thing in it. I did like that they used the Puppet Master theme in part 2 at 7:55 though. Great song.

    I’ve been saying for a while that James is a solid actor (though I have no idea of his range, as his roles are not exactly serious dramatic ones). Many don’t seem to realize this, often being so taken in by the acting involved they don’t even realize the AVGN is a character. The Nostalgia Critic is somewhat similar (though I don’t think he’s as good, personally).

    Once you see something with people less experienced than James though, his abilities should be more obvious.

  • January 25, 2011 at 3:15 am

    Way to steal that scene James.

    Also, that Plan 9 trailer is looking pro.

  • megamelius45

    January 25, 2011 at 3:25 am

    Gotta love his facial hair and sideburns, hopefully they give you a gun. Or a Dr Jekyll cane and show that its not completely useless

  • Ty Hope

    January 25, 2011 at 5:20 am

    Dude, you crack me up! Keep the good stuff coming man.

    Off topic question James, you ever get around to playing the two new 8-bit Mega Man games on PS3? Good stuff if you haven’t.

  • January 25, 2011 at 5:45 am

    James your a little bit like the Lono character from Suicide Kings.

  • Dan1234

    January 25, 2011 at 5:50 am

    What a shitload of fuck! Except for the part where James appears.

    I wonder why he agreed to be in this? I think it’s clear from James’ film tastes and philosophy that he wouldn’t be interested in some random amateur film series like this. They must be friends, paying him, or have some other connection like that.

    Also, whatever camera they’re using looks horrible. This is one of the curses of affordable DV.

  • angryrider

    January 25, 2011 at 7:50 am

    Well, at least you tried to be badass, Cinemassacre.
    Great delivery: β€œAnd you. You’re a moron. You can do better than this piece of shit. Turn your life around. It’s pretty shitty.”

  • Srceodizno

    January 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Genius performance.

  • January 25, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    To quote Hank Moody: “Holy Fucknuts!” πŸ˜€

  • January 26, 2011 at 6:18 am

    Wow! Will Right stole this premise and put it on sci-fi lol… (I refuse to type syfy… and I refuse to watch syfy)

  • Pete

    January 26, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    I love your character, Rolfe πŸ˜€

  • Butto22

    January 27, 2011 at 1:08 am

    “Change your life…it’s pretty shitty.” Words to live by.

  • Everestman161

    January 27, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    That was cool…So far I’ve only seen this one part, but I’m off to follow up. I gotta say one thing though James and please don’t take this the wrong way. I don’t know why, perhaps it’s the glasses, but you reminded me of Jim Carey in “The Cable Guy” in the sceen where Jim Carey goes to the resturant to beat up Mathew B. girlfriend in the bathroom.. LMFAO!! I know you didn’t have the rediculous mustache, but that was the first thing I thought of when you showed up in this clip..Don’t take it in a bad way cause if anything you beat Jim Carey…he just seems to over act now…Great skit bud!! and sorry to Mr. Carey…Looks like there’s a new James in town!!

  • RDM4321

    January 28, 2011 at 11:04 am

    the parts with james in it are the only parts worth watching

  • walkingstickman

    January 28, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    I was surprised how much better James was acting as a serious tough guy though there were some flaws in that scene.

    The fight scene didn’t look very realistic overall in that you just punch the guy and the guy just sat there and took it and he was just lightly tugging on the girl, no hitting involved, but James’ part still gave a badass feel while he was fighting.

    Also near the end, it would be more badass if he had placed his glasses back on after punching the guy like a fucking hitman.

    But overall a pretty good performance for James as a tough guy and looks ravishing with that beard.

  • February 1, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    The fat characters make me want to barf!

    BOOM!

    http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/Index.php?ref=65348

  • Fuck RomEmKing

    February 2, 2011 at 12:20 am

    @RomEmKing; Shut up.

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