Cinemassacre Christmas recap

James / December 24th, 2010

Merry Christmas! Here’s all the Christmas movies reviewed on Cinemassacre, to the best of my memory. If you wanted to catch up on them, here they are.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
An easy target, but a mandatory choice for my first cult Christmas review.

Santa Claus
I still can’t get over how bizarre this one was. You’d never know from the innocent title.

Black Christmas
Nothing like a history lesson on the slasher genre to bring on the Christmas spirit.

TMNT: We Wish You a Turtles Christmas
A while ago, none of us even knew this existed. But now we’re all scarred for life.

Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas
New review on Spike.com.

You Know What’s Bullshit: Christmas in January
And of course, there’s that one.

Comments

  • AFX

    December 24, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    No “happy shut the fuck up”? =(

  • Gorgoroth

    December 24, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Christmas in January IS bullshit

    Hope you have a great Christmas James thanks for another great year of entertainment!

  • December 24, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    haha, tomarrow theyll show santa claus on tv in spanish, im gonna see it XD i dont like the voice dubs ._.

  • horrorfanboy

    December 24, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    This is awesome. Can you still upload the Black Christmas review to Youtube? Please?

  • alskie

    December 25, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Merry Christmas James!! Every year i watch all of your holiday videos and its become a tradition. I really hope your around forever because i dont know what i’d do if i could watch them on Christmas. Have a good one!

  • Zelda_Boy

    December 25, 2010 at 1:53 am

    haha, I love that You know What’s Bullshit episode. I think it might be my favorite one.

    Happy Shut the Fuck Up James!

    ps. you should make more YKWB episodes. that’s like your best show aside from AVGN (at least, it is in my opinion, I know Board James is probably more popular)

  • RetroGamerK91

    December 25, 2010 at 2:16 am

    I agee with alskie on the fact that your Christmas reviews (AVGN, movies, etc.) has become a traditional thing, like How I got every t.v. In my house tuned into the 24-hour marathon ‘A Christmas Story(Ever thought of reviewing this one?)’ on TB, for example. I hope 2010 has been a great year for you, it went down good for me to say at least. And in 2011, I’m looking forward to your next big projects, no matter what they are. Merry Christmas, James! Thanks for doing what you do because it makes other people happy. I hope that didn’t come off as cheesy in any way. And have a Happy New Year! And to Nerd’s other fans… ‘Happy Shut The Fuck Up!’.

  • Otaku4Life

    December 25, 2010 at 7:57 am

    You should do a review of the “Star Wars Holiday Special”!!!!!!

  • December 25, 2010 at 9:02 am

    thank you, what a seasons, what a website, what a god like man, babies> ? please! http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/index.php?ref=65348

  • MorePAIN

    December 25, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Hey James,every christmas for the past 4 years I have enjoyed opening my favorite gift AVGN volumes. It is an xmas tradition I hope never stops. Dont ever stop being the nerd there are too many games out there that need review. Here is to you and your family “I WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS, AND A ROLLING ROCK BEER!”

  • J.J. McSandfarm

    December 25, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Merry Christmas, you filthy nerd animal
    And a happy new year

  • December 25, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Merry Christmas James, and thanks for the entertainment

  • ScaryManiac

    December 25, 2010 at 11:08 am

    Merry Christmas, James and Mike 🙂

  • December 25, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Happy Shut the Fuck Up fella.

  • Schloss Ritter

    December 25, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Yep, the TMNT one was the most scarring of them all.

  • Lozzo

    December 25, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    From my family to yours James, have a very Merry Christmas and thank you for keeping us all entertained over these years. We look forward to following you on your adventures be they happy or LJN!

  • avgnfan96

    December 25, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    lol

  • ChocolateJuggalo

    December 25, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Review double dragon IV!!! This games deserves to be burned. In hell. Merry Christmas though. 😀

  • spearhead360

    December 30, 2010 at 1:48 am

    James make more Bullshit Videos, MAN
    I almost forgot about that section.

    Please MAN, don’t through the idea away

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