Merry Christmas! Here’s all the Christmas movies reviewed on Cinemassacre, to the best of my memory. If you wanted to catch up on them, here they are.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
An easy target, but a mandatory choice for my first cult Christmas review.
I still can’t get over how bizarre this one was. You’d never know from the innocent title.
Nothing like a history lesson on the slasher genre to bring on the Christmas spirit.
TMNT: We Wish You a Turtles Christmas
A while ago, none of us even knew this existed. But now we’re all scarred for life.
Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas
New review on Spike.com.
You Know What’s Bullshit: Christmas in January
And of course, there’s that one.