Get ready for the dumbest Top 10 video you’ve ever seen in your life.
Today, November 23rd, is Boris Karloff’s birthday. How relevant is that to the topic at hand? Not very much.
Get ready for the dumbest Top 10 video you’ve ever seen in your life.
Today, November 23rd, is Boris Karloff’s birthday. How relevant is that to the topic at hand? Not very much.
November 23, 2010 at 9:34 am
First
November 23, 2010 at 9:39 am
Best
Top
10
EVER!
November 23, 2010 at 9:39 am
What the…. o.0
November 23, 2010 at 9:40 am
Flippin Hilarious
November 23, 2010 at 9:44 am
so funny! good shit.
November 23, 2010 at 9:49 am
what the hell top 10 was that it was totally off the wall random GOOD JOB JAMES i waas very entertained and LOOK AT THE CAT LOOK AT THE CAT hah and Frankenstein i wanna go watch that now i collect dvds i have almost 200 but i know James you have shitloads more i will always collect dvds and vhs fuck people who dont collect movies
August 20, 2013 at 9:56 am
Yeah fuck people who don’t collect movies! Assholes! This made me laugh more than the video; live & let live dude…
November 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
LOLWHAT?
November 23, 2010 at 10:08 am
wow this is the first time i felt compelleedto comment on this site, i’m a big AVGN fan. The other time i came close was to thank you at the end of this years monster madness which was excellent.
but yh i’ just like to zsay thanks for helping me waste 4 mionutes and 19 seconds of my life.
November 23, 2010 at 10:09 am
At least it made me want to check out The Fury based on that awesome scene alone!
November 23, 2010 at 10:09 am
Wow James. I thought you didn’t have time to do shit and therefore don’t have the time to do AVGN? If you really don’t want to do AVGN this much why don’t you sell the IP to someone like that guy with the glasses or something?
November 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
That was awesome
November 23, 2010 at 10:21 am
@Billistic, If you think the entire site is about AVGN, you’re not too bright.
November 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
You were just bored weren’t you? Anyways it was a fun video and sometime I would actually like to see a video showing parodies of that scene.
November 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
Wow, you must have been bored and/or stoned out of your mind.
November 23, 2010 at 10:27 am
Lol. I guess today we learned that James occasionally makes movies immediately after the nerd’s drinking binges! =D
November 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
This list was pretty interesting James, in a good way :). Thanks!
@Everyone- Let’s don’t cause anymore drama with Billistic like before.
November 23, 2010 at 10:33 am
LMGDMFAO!!!!!!!!1
November 23, 2010 at 10:36 am
IOI’d so hard!
November 23, 2010 at 10:44 am
Holy shit… right you are.
November 23, 2010 at 10:47 am
Most genius idea ever.
November 23, 2010 at 10:48 am
I guess you wanted to parody some scene-comparison video there but… without that information it’s pure random ^^
November 23, 2010 at 10:49 am
James, have you been dipping into the wacky tobaccy? lol.
November 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
LOLOLOLOLOL james what shit did u smoke???
November 23, 2010 at 10:54 am
ok……… very wierd, but funny at the same time. how did you come up with this. by the way i havent seen frankenstien but i aim to. i can’t find it on dvd right now
November 23, 2010 at 11:01 am
Hilarious. What cracked me up the most perhaps is the URL.
Nice and long, that…
November 23, 2010 at 11:02 am
@jasondeckr
find something better to do than to say “first” on a comment of a avgn video.
kthx
November 23, 2010 at 11:06 am
Aight, that was retarded… But fun as hell ^^
November 23, 2010 at 11:07 am
November 23, 2010 at 11:10 am
I have always thought James as a very serious guy and reviewer…but this totally changed my mind. James can be pretty random ^^
November 23, 2010 at 11:12 am
Best video yet. The entire thing reminded me of this one scene in Frankenstein where…
November 23, 2010 at 11:13 am
This is absolutely, the most pointless top 10 I’ve ever seen. It makes me laugh so much, though.
I hear Son of the Mask is really a terrible movie, but does it at least have some funny scenes? The one shown here wasn’t very funny.
November 23, 2010 at 11:15 am
This was just awesome.
Pointless, but awesome.
November 23, 2010 at 11:16 am
I am so glad that you put The Fury as number 1. That scene is fucking amazing. Sadly, not many people will really understand the scene unless they know about Cassavettes and DePalma. Then again, does it matter?
November 23, 2010 at 11:17 am
I have been following the Nerd since 06 and up until now I have had no desire to register and comment on any of his videos., rather, a desire to avidly await each video in content and allow them to simply be without discussion has been the preferred motive. However, the unintelligence of internet users has prevailed seemingly yet again.
This video isn’t a compilation about scenes unrelated to Frankenstein but rather a commentary on film and the director’s decisions for apparently intelligent ideas but the aftermath sees complete randomness and spontaneity which leaves the audience with a feeling of awkwardness through disseverance.
The scene in Frankenstein became classic due to its isolation from the overall tone exhibited prior. Much like scenes where characters break out into song and dance, or, scenes where characters reveal a mutilated half brother attached to their torso, the scenes handpicked for this video have been scenes that have left audiences bewildered at the production team’s values and intentions when offsetting the overall tone previously established in a film.
With this comment, hopefully I shed light on his (assumed) intentions.
And, with this comment i need to say, James, you are the most intelligent man alive. Never has a strong understanding of Media and Pop and contemporary culture appeared so profound.
November 23, 2010 at 11:18 am
HAHA holy shit that’s funny, Good stuff
November 23, 2010 at 11:23 am
When I watch these movies and these scenes appear I will instantly think of Frankenstein, lol!
November 23, 2010 at 11:34 am
This was just an excuse to show cool/funny scenes from otherwise shitty movies wasn’t it?
November 23, 2010 at 11:41 am
holy crap. the scene from Son of the Mask was creepy as hell! Thanks for the highoctanenightmarefuel!!!!
November 23, 2010 at 11:53 am
Well, my mind has been blown. Fuck.
November 23, 2010 at 11:53 am
Cinemassacre has officially jumped the shark.
November 23, 2010 at 11:55 am
Look at the cat!!!! Just like Sheeps, i’m going to start thinking of Frankenstein when those scenes come across my television!
November 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
10. I hated this movie since I saw the Nostalgia Critics review of this movie.
9. The difference is that its a long way down and there’s epic music playing.
8. I haven’t seen “MVP,” but that scene DOES look funny.
7. Deffinately not like the scene in “Frankenstein.”
6. I haven’t sceen “Baby’s Day Out,” because of how much it rips off “Home Alone.”
5. Is that basketball actually a bowling ball in disguise.
4. Karate Dog? …Thank god I never heard of this.
3. We also don’t see the army attack anything or anyone.
2. I haven’t seen “Son of the Mask” either, and after seeing this scene, I will forever be happy for that.
1. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Nothing to complain about with this one. I completely agree. Those scenes definitely had absolutely nothing to do with the scene from Frankenstein where the monster throws the little girl into the pond.
November 23, 2010 at 12:21 pm
James, i love your videos, man. But this was so fucking unfunny.
November 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I’ll have whatever James was having when he made this. Awesome top ten!
@AARST: the mask 2 is about as funny as getting kicked in the groin repeatedly, or a root canal, or a kenny g concert or getting kicked in the groin repeatedly while getting a root canal at a kenny g concert.
November 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Okay, now I have to check out “Fury”. It looks like the chick is having an orgasm while simultaneously exploding someone with her awesome brain powers. YES!!!
November 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
OMG this was unwatchable.
November 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm
@Matt
1.) I made another post about comments down
2.) This isn’t a AVGN video, its a top 10.
3.) Find more things to do than troll message boards and making a post about the first one to comment.
November 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Actually the scene in the son of mask could have some relation with the scene in frankenstein.
The kid is actually imitating the Michigan frog created in 1955 by Chuck Jones. And guess what, frogs live in pounds and the girl got trown in one. oh yeah !
November 23, 2010 at 12:51 pm
James “Well I’m not thinking of Frankenstein, are you?”
Me “No, I’m just thinking your insane.”
This made my day.
November 23, 2010 at 12:53 pm
James flew over the cuckoos nest
November 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm
This is one of the most random and funniest videos i have ever seen in my life
November 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
A little bored James? This was pretty hilarious though. lol
November 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Are we being random??
NAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 23, 2010 at 1:04 pm
A Big-Lipped Cinemassacre Moment!
November 23, 2010 at 1:04 pm
wtf just happened?
November 23, 2010 at 1:04 pm
That was AWESOME!
November 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm
shit Just shit
Good episode
you have no life
November 23, 2010 at 1:09 pm
This is fucking priceless.
I cherish my VHS copy of “Deadly Friend” mostly because of that scene.
November 23, 2010 at 1:13 pm
holy smith it does not have anything to do at all with the scene where frankenstein throws the little girl in the pond. ( typo ) Scene where the monster of dr.frankenstein throws the little girl in the pond, awesome top 10 anyways , you should do a top 10 best massacre scene soon that would be awesome
November 23, 2010 at 1:14 pm
ooo and happy birthday mr.karloff
November 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Someone’s had a few too many rolling rocks
November 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Ah, I can dig it.
But what about the scene from The Breakfast Club where Allison makes a sandwich made up of sugar and captain crunch?
November 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Best Video Ever! PERIOD!
November 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Wow this video is even more pointless than movies that rhyme! Please make more video’s of this kind!
November 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm
WTF does this video have to do with anything?
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Please tell me.
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November 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Absolutely Hilarious.
November 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
“Look at the cat. Look at the cat”
Hilarious!!!
you should make more of these types of videos when you’re bored or something.
November 23, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Sorry James but that was really poor :/
November 23, 2010 at 2:06 pm
So absurd, so hilarious
November 23, 2010 at 2:13 pm
This is probably the best top 10 I have ever seen in my life lol
November 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
well since you were asking I’ve seen that scene in Baby’s Day Out over 10 times
November 23, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I don’t get it…
November 23, 2010 at 2:33 pm
hmm… i disagree with you James.. i think no2 should be no1! hahaha
November 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm
This was one of the greatest things I have seen in a very long time.
November 23, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Just…
great
awesome
November 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
um… this is your most random video… EVER
November 23, 2010 at 3:17 pm
wut.
November 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm
oh holy shit!
that was the most fun i’ve had in a long time!
seriously! i laughed so hard tears came down my face! yes, there was crying!
November 23, 2010 at 3:22 pm
totally dada. : )
November 23, 2010 at 3:29 pm
dont know what u were going for so its hard to take a side to this vid, but personally i did not like it
November 23, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I can’t believe I just watched all of this. Damn you, James Rolfe. Damn you to hell.
November 23, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I love this, but I have no idea what the hell is going on.
November 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
you know how James has a “Board James” section? Well, he should make a “Bored James” section and put this video in it.
November 23, 2010 at 3:38 pm
LOLLLOL
Okay…I will TOTALLY ARGUE that #9 does resemble that scene in frankenstein. See, the motive behind frank tossing that girl in the lake was that he was trying to imitate tossing flowers in the lake. The motivation behind the character was curiosity and fascination for something he doesn’t understand. This memorable scene in MVP also depicts the same motivation behind the character. Tossing flowers, we have making pancakes. Frank screws up tossing the girl, Primate screws up making a mess and not preparing it correctly. It’s all there! so YAH, I was that guy in the theatre at MVP “oh SNAP!! just like frankenstein”!!
In other news, I think someone spiked my coffee with drugs (sips cup quietly) tasty…Happy birthday BORIS Karloff’!!!
November 23, 2010 at 3:39 pm
people who are saying “this is the best video ever!” better be using sarcasm, so much for James not having enough time to do a lot of videos lately, i guess he has some spare time now!
November 23, 2010 at 3:41 pm
number 5 was awesome! lol
November 23, 2010 at 3:42 pm
That was an awesome video! Don’t let all those trolls hate all over it. Its funny and random, its nice to be thrown a curve ball every so often!
November 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Well… in #1… Frankenstein was made out of corpse’s parts… and the guy actually blew on lots of parts hahaha
Awesome James, congratulations.
November 23, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Lookatthecatllookatthecat
November 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
A few theories on this video:
1) You ran out of time before a video deadline and just randomly threw this together.
2) You’re mocking yourself and other top ten videos in their pointlessness.
3) You’re comparing how the old movie with Frankenstein was of higher quality in writing and content then most of the new movies we have now.
4) It was just a four minute long joke.
I thought it was funny, anyway.
November 23, 2010 at 4:15 pm
When you said “how many times have you seen this scene at all” for Baby’s Day Out, well I’ve probably seen it 20 times. I watched that movie all the time as a little kid!
November 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Totally random, totally awesome, totally hilarious….totally
November 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I tried my best to find some kind of pattern with your choices, but I couldn’t. And I’ve seen the scene in “Baby’s Day Out” plenty of times, but the fire in the crotch scene was much more memorable
November 23, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I guess he is trying to make a point about how random that scene from Frankenstein (where the monster throws the girl into the pond) is.
November 23, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Please share the drugs you are on with me. PLEASE!
November 23, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I found it strange that the girl drowned so easily, did she have rocks in her pockets or something? I mean, she was like 6 inches from shore, was the river really THAT deep? I didn’t think a river could become so suddenly deep unless it was a canal or something. And it wasn’t even a very fast river, just a lazy stream, it’s not like she would have been swept downstream into some rapids or something.
November 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm
utterly random, but very skankin
November 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm
no sir i dont like it
November 23, 2010 at 5:51 pm
HOLY FUCK
I LAUGHED FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END
November 23, 2010 at 5:52 pm
But…..they all look like the scene from Frankenstein !
November 23, 2010 at 5:55 pm
I fucking laughed my ass off xDDD
November 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm
James,,you are the Fucking MAN!!!!
November 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Fuckin’ Hilarious
November 23, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Thank you for this man even if most scenes had nothing to do with frankenstein monster throwing a girl in a lake it was overly comedic.
Haven’t seen anything funnier for a really long time.
November 23, 2010 at 6:08 pm
I am speechless in a way that has nothing to do with the way Frankenstein’s monster didn’t talk.
November 23, 2010 at 6:18 pm
At first, I tried to find a point,or purpose to this video, then i realized i was being too serious.
November 23, 2010 at 6:30 pm
I don’t know why I laughed, but I did.
November 23, 2010 at 6:39 pm
so random and so HILARIOUS, grate video James, I would never see that one coming
November 23, 2010 at 6:43 pm
That was ridiculously hilarious!
November 23, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Wow… The one movie that left a huge impression on my mind… AND MY VHS COPY DIDN’T EVEN HAVE THIS SCENE ON IT!!! I feel cheated…
November 23, 2010 at 6:55 pm
My VHS copy of Frankenstein doesn’t have the scene with The Monster throwing the girl in the water. They are just playing happily, and then later she’s dead…
November 23, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Holy shit, that was epic, a really exquisite humour if you ask me.
Btw, did this girl drown?
November 23, 2010 at 7:14 pm
That………………………….Was………………………………….Amazing. Genius. Fucking Hilarious. James were you high when you made this………………………….cause it is hilarious. Amazing. I was never thinking of Frankenstein.
November 23, 2010 at 7:15 pm
erm…are you high, James?
November 23, 2010 at 7:17 pm
You do realize that every time someone watches these scenes and has seen this video….they”re gonna think of Frankenstein throwing a kid into a pond!!!!!!
November 23, 2010 at 7:20 pm
You kept saying there was no Frankenstein in that seen or when you said Frankenstein is green, it’s really Frankensteins Monster. Just Saying.
November 23, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I got to agree with avgn_fangirl94.
Was you high ?!.
I mean I’ve been watching your work for a long* time.
You do seem high, considering you refer to the monster of frankenstein as frankenstein and not the monster of frankenstein (yeah, that’s alot of F’ingsteins!).
I can only think that perhaps this is a friend/inside joke ?.
* – I first saw your AVGN on gametrailers, when it was first released.
I’ve been a huge fan, blah blah major effing bla.
Following you since, and i see people come on here and post ‘BS’ about particular episodes you do and i think…. (personally) fuck em.
but this time you have sort of de-railed.
Back to my original point, somebody like you would NOT refer to him as frankenweener, but his monster.
Something ain’t quite right ‘ere me guv’na.
(one of your biggest fans from the UK)
November 23, 2010 at 7:40 pm
@Ankun yes. yes she did.
November 23, 2010 at 7:59 pm
“The Fury” is the shit. I’m surprised you’ve never mentioned it in the past.
November 23, 2010 at 8:01 pm
All I have to ask is: why? Are you feeling depressed? Is this scene constantly replaying on the TV channels you’re watching? Why?
November 23, 2010 at 8:10 pm
BOOOOOOOM!!!