James / September 19th, 2010
Get ready for Halloween! October 1st to 31st. Every day, a monster movie review! Yeah, I’m totally insane. Check out past year’s marathons here:
Monster Madness 2007: History of Horrors
Monster Madness 2008: Godzillathon
Monster Madness 2009
September 19, 2010 at 3:15 am
I can’t wait!
September 19, 2010 at 3:25 am
12 more days!!!!!
September 19, 2010 at 3:26 am
JAMES DUDE THANK U I HAVE LOVED ALL YOUR MONSTER MADNESS VIDEOS AND THIS YEAR IS NO EXCEPTION im tuneing in everyday of October but the final Video ill save for HALLOWEEN Night maybbe This is my fav videos you do The Monsssster Madnesss
Thank you James You made my HALLOWEEN a shitty One Best Regards Your Asshole friend David
September 19, 2010 at 3:29 am
OMG so awesome. im so excited!
September 19, 2010 at 3:41 am
Kong giving finger is fucking hilarious
September 19, 2010 at 3:58 am
I wonder how many Ed Wood movies will be in this one :-P…
September 19, 2010 at 4:06 am
Awesome, can’t wait. Hoping for a Sinbad review this year but i’ happy either way.
September 19, 2010 at 4:35 am
September 19, 2010 at 4:59 am
\m/ Can’t wait!!
September 19, 2010 at 5:12 am
can’t believe a hole year has passed since the last madness
September 19, 2010 at 5:39 am
THIS IS MADNESS!!! madness?…… THIS….IS…..CINEMASSACRE MONSTER MADNESS, AAAAAAH!
September 19, 2010 at 5:43 am
Hi, James. I’m very exciting about your new MONSTER MADNESS with the theme of shitty monster movies. Please don’t forget TROLL 2 because this ass-suckage-movie is a real shit bomb made by Joe D’ Amato with cheap special effects and akward monster costumes made by the philippine sex star Laura Gemser (Check it out on IMDB and YOUTUBE!)!
September 19, 2010 at 5:49 am
I thought this was the first monster madness starting up, hahaha aawww 🙁 i got janked. now i’m REALLY looking forward to MM 😀
September 19, 2010 at 6:04 am
Who thinks he’s going to talk about Troll 2? Because I think he’s gonna talk about Troll 2 😀
September 19, 2010 at 6:08 am
this shit is gonna fucking rock your tits of
September 19, 2010 at 6:24 am
A.P.E. = Ultimate win
September 19, 2010 at 6:34 am
Wow sounds good!
September 19, 2010 at 6:41 am
Was that…haha, yay, Graveyard Shift. One of my old favorite B-Movies, love the goofy credits music from it that’s jus random sound clips from the movie put together. And it was the first one where I really realized that any “vermin” creature in a movie is ridiculously vocal compared to how they actually are.
September 19, 2010 at 7:04 am
Soooo excited for this new Monster Madness, James. You complete me.
September 19, 2010 at 7:15 am
Monster Madness 2010,oh yeah!!! Can’t wait 😀
September 19, 2010 at 7:21 am
I think I pissed myself a little when Kong gave the fucking finger! What was up with that guy who was pissing and then fucking exploded!? I just can’t wait…. 🙂
September 19, 2010 at 7:23 am
Camp Cult! Great idea, James! Make the forefathers of film wish they never invented motion pictures! I can’t wait to watch and learn about all these old cheezy and crappy horror films.
September 19, 2010 at 7:42 am
September 19, 2010 at 7:56 am
OH MY GOD!
Nerd I wanna make sweet love to you. Goddamn this thing is gonna be fucking GREAT.
September 19, 2010 at 8:34 am
king kong giving the finger FTW
September 19, 2010 at 8:48 am
September 19, 2010 at 8:49 am
james u should review jesus christ vampire hunter. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/
September 19, 2010 at 8:55 am
Man, I CAN’T WAIT!! *screams like a little schoolgirl in excitement)*
September 19, 2010 at 8:56 am
Dude. I can’t fucking wait. This ‘commercial’ got me pumped! \m/ O-) \m/
September 19, 2010 at 8:59 am
Oh man, this gonna be sweet. I was able to ID almost all of the clips from this flick..geez, did I watch a lot of sh*t growing up. 🙂
FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES!
You got to do the original Prom Night and Sorority Row!
September 19, 2010 at 9:09 am
Hey James, if you review TROLL 2, please don´t forget TROLL 3. It’s a bad don’t-pollute-the-earth-or-you’ll-get-killed-by-nuclear-roots-movie, but a little bit than TROLL 2 because it has nice effects for a low budget movie. But the helicopter crash looks like a scene made with toys!
One tip for you: Check out the 50 WORST MOVIES EVER MADE (on Youtube or else) to find more shitty horror movies!
We’ll see us in October!
September 19, 2010 at 9:11 am
Oops, I forgot “better” between “bit” and “than”: …, but a little bit better than TROLL 2 …
September 19, 2010 at 9:15 am
WOOHOO another monster madness, I like the new theme. James (or Mike), do you guys already got enough voice intros ?
September 19, 2010 at 9:26 am
I’ve been waiting all year for this!! 😀
September 19, 2010 at 9:58 am
oh, it’s gonna be my favorite time of year again before i know it. time to turn my house into a spook house and dress up as an obscure comic book character thus ensuring that no one will ever be my friend!
September 19, 2010 at 10:25 am
Best time of the year…Monster Madness is amazing
I hope you will include The Exorcist this time. It’s like ultimate Horror/Monster movie. Me and my mates hope you do it.
Thanks, keep up the good work. =)
September 19, 2010 at 11:20 am
I hope he reviews The Bruning. Oh, and ReiKo, he reviewed The Exorcist in the first Monster Madness.
September 19, 2010 at 11:32 am
Yes! “Bad Taste”! That’s one of my favorite movies of all time! It’s Peter Jackson’s first film, and, in my opinion, the best film he’s ever done. It’s hilarious. Screw Frodo.
Also, I really hope “Troll 2” IS on this list. How could it possibly not be? It’s probably the most famous of all the horrible horror films out there. There’s was even a film made about it called, “Best Worst Movie”. Check it out. “Oh, my GoooooooOOOOODDDDD”
September 19, 2010 at 11:52 am
“We’re digging into the Devil’s asshole”–OMG that is so fucking funny and original. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Monster madness is a great idea. I’ve said it before, and I’m going to say it again: October is the best month of the year and Halloween is the best season.
September 19, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Words can’t describe how epic this will be
September 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I cant wait for the schlock-athon
It was’nt long ago that I watched all the previous monster madness videos,I was entertained for about a week, I cant wait for this years woohoo
September 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Been waiting all year for this!
September 19, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I liked when the Ape shot the bird.
September 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Starting the activities a little early, aren’t we? I’m not complaining. The earlier the better, I say. But it is a little early not being October 1st yet and all.
September 19, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Remember when you were asking for “MONSTER MADNESS!!!” screams? Did you pick somebody to star on one of your reviews?
September 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm
The Angry Monster Movie Madman!!!! AMMM!!!! (Please use that title or I will force you to watch Robot Holocaust.) I can’t wait, this is going to be awesome.
It’s Halloween Month! It’s October! It’s Scream Season! IT’S CINEMASSACRE’S MONSTER MADNESS!!! WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HELLLL YEAH BABY!!!!!!! MOTHER F’N NO S#1T, IT’S TIME TO LAY THE SMACK A DOWN ON GOOD HORROR MOVIES!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU’RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YEAH!!!!!!!! MONSTER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
September 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm
BTW Dont forget the 1986 movie “King Kong Lives”, as you are such a great king kong fan 😀
September 19, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Bad Taste!! Peter Jackson’s best movie, and one of my all time favourites!
September 19, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Yes sir. I love what you do for horror movies man. Even movies in general, you appreciate all movies good and bad. I love the direction you’re going in with monster madness. You were bound to run out of good horror movies. Especially when there is a bevy of bad horror movies. Good on ya sir.
September 19, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Ha, yea…Bad Taste is surprisingly good, I agree it’s Peter Jackson’s best. I don’t even usually watch many B-movies, but Bad Taste is awesome.
September 19, 2010 at 4:00 pm
man!!when are you gonna do fright night and the omen
September 19, 2010 at 4:08 pm
James please review troll 2 for this year’s monster madness!!!
September 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm
looks to be the best year yet
September 19, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Coven? You know I’ve seen American Movie like 8 times and never actually watched it.
September 19, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Oh man, I can’t wait for it ! I’ve always adore your monster madness and I hope you keep on doing those. Keep up the great bloody good work 🙂
September 19, 2010 at 4:55 pm
“Brain Damage” and “Bad Taste” don’t belong in a “horror film stinkers” list; them’s good. 🙁
September 19, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Will be any TROMA?
September 19, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Can’t wait for Madness ( Evil laugh!!!! )
September 19, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Any chance chance we’ll see Killer Klowns From Outer Space in Cinemassacre this year? Love that movie!
September 19, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Ahhh Bad Taste and a few of my other favorites!
September 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
did i see some of “the brain that wouldnt die” in there…niiiice
September 19, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I’m totally pumped for October!
September 19, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Graveyard Shift!!!!! I don’t anybody else that has seen that movie. YES!!!
September 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Yeaaah!..this is some serious shit, dude! -want more of that type of cinemasscre! -keep up with that! -high five to James! -real good job!
September 19, 2010 at 8:21 pm
I think you ought to review Night of the Creeps.
September 19, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Movies i really think that came Satan’s shitty asshole and the hated ones, are most of the movies today from each each genre (especially most of the shitty remakes and movies based on video games)!
September 19, 2010 at 9:06 pm
“Galaxy of Terror” should’ve made the list.
September 19, 2010 at 9:31 pm
That’s Brad Dourif at the end of the video? O.o
September 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm
This is going to be so great
September 19, 2010 at 10:40 pm
AWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! Looking forward to Monster Madness this year James and Mike.
Quick request: Please use that clip of the guy pissing on that exploding thing more often. Thanks a million.
September 19, 2010 at 11:00 pm
That should be in the pile labeled ‘epic’. I fucking love that movie, my favorite of all time 😀
September 19, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Monster Madness is coming back! This is one of the very few things about the month of October I care about!
And if Manos: The Hands of Fate doesn’t make the list, I demand a recount.
September 19, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Nice James! Way to bring back Monster Madness; wasn’t sure to be honest if you were gonna do it or not this year. I thoroughly look forward to every single day of October :D!
Cheese is an excellent flavor IMHO.
September 20, 2010 at 12:06 am
I am so ready!!!
Is it wrong that I want to live at camp cult?? lol
September 20, 2010 at 12:10 am
Everything this man does is great. He’s got an incredible sense of nostalgia, awesome comedic timing and he’s an extremely talented editor. I can’t wait for this years MMMMOOONNNSTTTERRR MADNEEESSSSSS.
September 20, 2010 at 12:21 am
This looks awesome, I can not wait for this. I watched both of your last Monster Madnesses in about a week last christmas when I found this site. I’m honored to be here at the beginning this time. Shitty movies is such a good theme, the camp out idea is cool too. is that a tribute to Monstervision?
September 20, 2010 at 12:24 am
This is going to be good. I am looking forward. I’m pretty sure I’ll be looking to rent these movies after James rolls them out.
September 20, 2010 at 12:31 am
The second he mentioned “cult”, i immediately thought of ‘Donnie Darko’… so now I’m hoping that that’s one of the movies he reviews next month…. =P
September 20, 2010 at 12:37 am
Here are some films I would love to see;
The Killer Shrews (1959)
Cannibal Holocaust (1980): the movie is just sick, but everything else is bad, especially the overdubs.
Bad Taste (1987)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988): so bad that it’s good
Troll 2 (1990): *fly on guy’s head* “oh my gooooooooooooooood”
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991): the trolls are laughable, and there’s even a montage of old good and bad horror movies at the beginning.
Gingerdead Man/Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2005/2008): the names says it all
These are just some off the top of my head, it’s cool if none of these are included, i am still looking forward to this year’s monster madness!
September 20, 2010 at 12:48 am
i want to see you review “Scanners” James
September 20, 2010 at 1:23 am
This looks like it’s going to be awesome.
September 20, 2010 at 1:31 am
Noticed ‘Coven’ and “Transylvania 6-5000′ in the trailer.
September 20, 2010 at 2:16 am
Transylvania-6-5000 oh man.. and one I have been waiting for Peter Jackson at his finest… Bad Taste!
September 20, 2010 at 2:20 am
Oh man, A King Kong clone giving the finger. THAT is awesome. You don’t even know.
September 20, 2010 at 3:33 am
I hope there’s a good amount of giant monsters…ooo Gamera? I’ll keep my fingers crossed. 🙂
September 20, 2010 at 3:59 am
Thank you James, Thank you!!!!! THIS is what I have been waiting for, so long!! Crapy horror movies!! yay!! =) I just can’t wait for October 1st!! By the way, my birthday is October 10th. =P
September 20, 2010 at 4:53 am
Attack of Killer Tomatoes! please, so bad it’s not even good.
September 20, 2010 at 6:16 am
“We’re digging into the Devils asshole” hahahaha, that’s one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard. Can’t wait for more!
September 20, 2010 at 7:11 am
I watched my first Monster Madness in 2008: the Godzilla-thon. For me, James made Halloween fun again. The daily injections of Monster Madness throughout October are steroids of nostalgia, pumping me up for the horror and dementia of All Hallow’s Eve. Thank you for sharing your passion, Cinemassacre!
September 20, 2010 at 7:26 am
You gotta review one of those JAWS ripoffs (nature gone wild) there is an entire list/ website devoted to it, just google it. Barracuda, Piranha, Blood Surf, etc.
September 20, 2010 at 7:33 am
Ok i think i spotted:
Plan 9 from Outer Space
King Kong Escapes
if it’s in consideration, review some canadian horrors like Scanners or The Pit or any of the Dario Argento giallo: Deep Red, Suspiria, Inferno or Phenanoma. BUT INDEFINITELY TAKE A WHACK AT TROLL 2!!!!!!!!!
September 20, 2010 at 8:55 am
bad taste, love that movie so much!
September 20, 2010 at 8:58 am
Not sure if it is just me, James, but in IE the entire “Monster Madness” image is not clickable to go to the link, just a very small portion in the center. In firefox it is fine. Might just me, might be a small error on the page.
September 20, 2010 at 9:06 am
This’ll be my first year watchin the monster madness, but oh god am i ready. just really started goin back through horror movies recently and thoroughly enjoy the campy aspects most of all…SO HOLY SHIT JAMES THIS IS PERFECT~!
You better play revenge of the living dead! *shakes fist* (unless i missed it prior years)
eitherway..its gonna be epic and i’ll be there~ WOOT
September 20, 2010 at 9:07 am
I’m sooooooo freaking excited!! Me and my sister look for craptasticly awesome horror movies all the time so we will be eagerly awaiting this years monster madness! And you’re a beast for doing this every year! Whoo!
^^^ *Return of the living dead*
(Im a dumbass)
September 20, 2010 at 10:12 am
Come on Cannibal Holocaust!!!! I Spit on Your Grave !! …. Axe??? FACES OF DEATH!!!!
September 20, 2010 at 10:46 am
Please do the slasher film The Burning(1981).
September 20, 2010 at 11:10 am
WTF!? Did I see a flash of Bad Taste there? If that’s not a classic, then what is? What, I say!
September 20, 2010 at 11:28 am
i want to see king kong or frankenstein monster flipping the bird LOL
September 20, 2010 at 11:44 am
You could not have made a better decision, James. A campfest sounds fucking sweet.
September 20, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Sweet I wait for this all year.
September 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm
How about Reptilicus, Big Trouble In Little China, Black Scorpion, THEM, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes and Evil Bong.
September 20, 2010 at 12:07 pm
September 20, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Where’s that clip at the end of the video from?
September 20, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I was thinking you’d eventually do a year of really bad movies. Considering all the material to make fun of, this could be the best year yet.
September 20, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Troll 2 🙂
September 20, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Ooh! Ooh! King Kong Escapes! Toho movies for the win, bitch! Can’t wait… I feel like shitting my pants, but it’s too late.
September 20, 2010 at 2:54 pm
the white gorllia if you even consider i a horror movie the only reason i do is because it is in a horror movie box set i have
September 20, 2010 at 3:03 pm
The shit stains of horror…….great! I hope next year straight to dvd horror movies.
September 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Please review “Student Bodies” k thx.
September 20, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Ghost Ship is hands down the shittiest horror movie ever made. Please review it James!!!
September 20, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I bet you can pull alot of the movies on scifi channel for this review.
September 20, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I think people are mixing cult classic with mainstream classic. Silence of the Lambs was an amazing movie with a great script and great acting, and won lots of oscars. Bad Taste however, great a movie as it is, is not a mainstream classic with great acting.
WOHOOO GO TROLL 2!!
September 20, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Killer Klowns from Outer Space has a lot of camp value. If you want a truly craptastic horror movie, check out Ringu 2, which earned close to a 0% on the tomatometer.
What movie was the very first clip from?
September 20, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I’m soooo pumped for this year’s Monster Madness James!
I have a suggestion:
Roger Corman’s “Carnosaur” from 1993
It has some of the cheepest Dinosaurs I’ve ever seen before, ironically it came out just before “Jurassic Park” did.
September 20, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Did I see a Mark Borchardt movie in there?
September 20, 2010 at 7:24 pm
September 20, 2010 at 7:31 pm
So I saw that the Monster Madness promo went up today. That was awesome. So I watched it.
Then I JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
September 20, 2010 at 7:35 pm
NICE!!! im fucking pumped !!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 20, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Very nice teaser, can´t wait for the delight to begin!