Projects in the works

Gamerdude112, I think Sephiroth will rethink his life after the way you just butt-fucked him.

For DVD Volume 4, the features I'd like to see are the outtakes, the Top 10 09 obviously, but what I would love to see are some more commentaries, preferably on the Castlevania Quadrilogy, and maybe new conversations with yourself, Mike and Kyle.
Not a making of, but their opinions on how the show has been going since the last documentary, and why they feel that the show is doing so well. Maybe it's silly, I don't know, but I'd watch it for that.

How about a video of Mike drawing AVGN? We know he draws the title cards, but can we actually SEE him doing it?

I'm just trying to think of space for Special Features, and whether or not you see this comment, James, or you, Mike, I'm just glad to give an idea.

Come on we love Board James James!
http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/Index.php?...

Thats badass hes gonna be in the new Plan 9. I hope its as funny-bad as the original.

hell, YES!

Did you inteview the BLOB like you did THE ANMAL? does it choke you too?

Are you going to work more trvia vids with that chick that says "penis?" You need more girls in your vids.

i liked mr. bucket, i always thought it was pevy too. you shoulkd review hungry hungry hippos.

You said it takes like a month to make a nerd video, right? how long is it going to take to make a feature film ? are you going to upload it onlin e or can i see it in the movie theatre? do you know when?

Can't wait for the new AVGN and for October too.
I don't think you should force yourself to go into special effects so much for Board James if you don't want to. Mr. Bucket was really epic...but I admit I FFed through some parts because I first watched it on a sleepless night and I'm definitely not a horror buff, you actually had a great mood going on and it was creepy.
It really showed how you are a horror fan though and I thought it was great, but the regular episodes with Mike are really awesome too haha, the situations just feel so real, I've always been THAT kid who gets bored with the games by the time they've been set up.
Keep up the good work James!

@ browncoat

Damn, you should get it. Pretty awesome.

And yeah, I loved the new AVGN. He was back to pissiness. I always watch these episodes with my brother and we laugh our asses off.

No Skype, sorry.

The new episode rocked by the way. Definitely one of the best ones yet.

You go girl'

@ browncoat
You got a Skype or something? If you do, please tell me.

@ Rogums
People fail to realize that he isn't really a nerd all the time. When it comes to movies and games, sure, but at life? Hell 2 the know (Yes, I'm well aware I spelled that incorrectly).

Thank you lavargian, its tommorow for me and the new, shiny AVGN is waiting. I hope nobody was directing bitching comments at me, In fact I think alot of comments asking, is their a new AVGN? Arent moaning at all,Imean I looked at a few of his blogs (although it didnt occur to me to look at ones beore this) For a time but couldnt find it, so sometimes its helpfull to ask in the comments. Lavrgian was very helpful, however some people seem to be agitated by it.

The real anoying people are those that want more AVGN and less of the other projcts, which is really selfish and inconsiderate to him and the majority of the audience.

the blob doc sounds cool . about the avgn controversy i think once a month is fine , you don't want to get redundant or rush things , giving things time will produce better quality . just watch some of his other videos in the meantime or catch something you might of missed and it wont feel like a long wait. ..
Mr Bucket episode was hilarious , it would be hard to top that , i still laugh just thinking about it ..

@ Sephiroth
Unlike you, James has a life. Why don't you go fuck on down to pony land and suck on your dad's cock? James has viewers all over the world, not just the US, and saying that he OWES US is a flat-out lie. I think we owe him for the hard work and dedication to the fans he's had. You? Well, I'm sure everyone would rather stick their dicks in a crocodile's mouth while shoving their head up a unicorn's asshole (Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout) than listen to your bitching. James is a person, not a machine to suit you and you only. That goes for all of you who think James is there to serve you. Either you wait as long as he tells you to wait, or don't watch it at all. Stupid shit-for-brains.

i seem to think gametrailers is mad about the once a month thing so they do this on purpose. Either way you gotta realise people that people here LOVE avgn and wait a month now for each episode but have been loyal viewers, they just expect it to be up at when they say it will be, not jame's bad, but doesn't mean they can't be pissed. can't wait to see it tho!

Hey James, Mike and the Cinemassacre Team! Just wanted to log in and say thank you for all the hard work I've been watching Cinemassacre since the beginning and your videos are always awesome and entertaining! The Board James videos are my favorite with motherfucker mike but they dont top the nerd videos they are the best =) Keep up the great work guys! P.S. Its always fun to see people get all riled up when a new video is about to come out its hilarious XD seriously guys its just a video you can wait lol and sephiroth that was very harsh dude, I hope your pc gets messed up so the site doesnt show up for you anymore...

Thanks for keeping us posted on what you are working on. Some people just have to be patient and stop complaining. You work really hard to keep people entertained and it seems like all you hear are jerks complaining. Thank you for telling when the new Volume is coming out. I cannot wait for that. You work hard and put a lot of time and thought in to making your movies Don't work too hard. Cannot wait to see your future projects.

ya know whats bullshit, when someone checks someones website all fucking day hoping to see a new fucking video only to have his hopes and dreams crushed whenever they fucking look and its still not up. So, what the fuck. Wait........oh shit....that was totally not what i was going to say.......lets start again.....ya know whats bullllllllllllshit....fucking people who bitch and complain about fucking shit they have no reason fucking bitching and complainging about, such as how the new AVGN hasnt been fuckin posted yet. You dont pay for the shit, you have no creative hand in the shit, you probably smell like shit....so shut the fuck up. Just because you live a boring ass fucking life (probably in your mothers basement) and have alllll fucking day to surf the net and troll and bitch, doesnt mean that EVERYONE, espicially someone like the James Rolfe, does. So shut the fuck about it. Be thankful that hes not like some money hungry cock grabbers and making us pay up the ass for what we get for free, and while your at it, just be fucking thankful that the poor guy even still takes the time to try to entertain us. Thanks for all the great fucking laughs james.

Wow there is a lot of assholes bitching on here. Dont pay any attention to it guys, you're doing great work! It all goes back to that old saying, you cant please all of the people all of the time. But, I think you're doing an awesome job at meeting the requests of the fans.

Oh yeah i forgot about that film he has a part in :O I hope I can see it.

james, i cant fucking wait for your first feature film. it's gonna be epic

for browncoat. to add to YOU know what's BULLSHIT. facebook news feed. it asks you "so what's on your mind". so you start to write whats on your mind. you finsh your thoughts and bam. sorry you have to many chareters you can only have 420, so shorten up your views.but when someone leaves a comment on it they have a novels worth of space to write.so what's on your mind must not be that intresting,but what people have to say about it IS.and THAT"S BULLSHIT. -rossboss

Where is my new AVGN Episode you fucking Nerd !?

If you look at the Penny Arcade Expo blog a few posts down. You will see that it is coming out, but it wont be out until sometime after the expo tonight. The expo starts at 5:30 PM and goes until 6:30 PM, and he says it is in Washington State. That means the time is set on the Pacific Time Zone. I am in the Central Time Zone, that means the expo wont be over for me until 8:30 PM, and the episode will be uploaded sometime after that later tonight. So find the Pacific Time Zone, and count back from that to what ever time zone you are in, then you will know approximately how long you will have to wait. Some of you will probably have to wait until tomorrow to see it.

@Sepiroth man go get a life, he can do whatever he wants on this site, friday doesn't mean the first fucking hour of the day and it's not his obligation to entertain an asshole like you!

Not complaining at all, Im happy to wait, but is the video coming out today does anybody know? Or has it been delayed. Because in enland its almost 11 - so If its uploaded tonight in america id have to stay awake for ageees. But it would be worth it if I knew for sure if it was coming or not.

hey its friday.... mmkay ill wait

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@ddgino5
Whoa, calm down, man. I wasn't endorsing Sepiroth's comment: I was just laughing at what he said. Am I allowed to laugh at people on here? I though the them of the show was humor. Easy up, man.

Excited about the new AVGN. I honestly can't believe you still have time to make AVGN videos. You must be busy as hell. Thanks for your hard work, James!!

Also James looking forward to the new AVGN! Should be badass as usual =)

yo dick.benedict stuck the fuck up what are some dumb fuckin 13 year old, who the fuck are you to say anything james can do whatever he wants, if you dont like the GTFO

Some of you guys need to calm down, James works very hard bringing us all this awesome content, if you can't respect or be grateful for all his hard work and dedication to his fans you need to go fuck off. Plus all this stuff is free...so chill out or get the fuck out.

New AVGN! Can't wait! James, I'm currently going to school for film, using final cut, after effects, pro tools ETC... and I can only commend you on the quality and amount of content. I juggle projects for school and think its a real ballpain - and that is mostly going by guidelines, tutorials, only with small amounts of my perspective and creativity sewn in. Creating content isn't easy; you are the working model for what I, and many of the nerds who frequent here might want to do some day. It is truly fascinating to see the body of work you have created so far. So in so many words, thank you, and keep nerding the fuck out of the intranets!

when is episode comening im going crazy i cant find it !

Did anybody see the new AVGN yet? It was so awesome it's got to be my most favorite episode ever. Also, that one rant, it was pure genius! It's also really great that it's the second longest episode ever.

Another masterpiece James!

This is the funniest thing I've read on the site so far. Good job for making me laugh Sep. HAHAA made my day

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Sephiroth says:
September 3, 2010 at 9:09 am

James, we’re not all fanboys that kiss your balls all month until the new episode comes out. When you announce that the new episode will be out on a certain day, it had better be there. You depend on US to make this shit run, and your obligation is to keep us happy. You’re like a dancing monkey for our entertainment., now DANCE you fucking nerd.

@Sephiroth

You're an idiot.

There should be a "You Know What's Bullshit" video about complaining ass whiny tools on this site.

It could start out with the following intro:

YOU KNOW WHATS BULLLLLLSHIT!?!!? PEOPLE THAT BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT WHEN I PUT OUT CONTENT ON THIS SITE. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU DONT LIKE HOW I DO MY SHIT, THEN GET..............THE...............FUCK...............OUT! YOU DONT PAY FOR THIS SHIT. YOU DONT MAKE THIS SHIT. SO DONT TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY SHIT.

AND THATS WHATS BULLSHIT.

I hope that is sarcasm. Otherwise, you are a pretty big toolbag.

James, we're not all fanboys that kiss your balls all month until the new episode comes out. When you announce that the new episode will be out on a certain day, it had better be there. You depend on US to make this shit run, and your obligation is to keep us happy. You're like a dancing monkey for our entertainment., now DANCE you fucking nerd.

@ Ted Mikael Wiksten
Dude he was mocking the haters. Perhaps you didn't get the sarcastic humor, but it was pretty obvious that it was all just a joke.

James....

Just out of curiosity, I would love to know if this is what you make your living off of. I think alot of people would love to know if this is your main job or if you work at Mcdonalds or something... lol seriously tho... if this is it... you are one lucky F&^%$

I can't wait to see all your effort being repaied.I wish you the best,you deserve it.

brokeheart.. it is gametrailers. blame them instead for saying its James's fault. and chill the fuck out.

"Once I’m caught up enough and have some extra time to breathe, I’ll get to work on my first big film. Since it’s not happening any time real soon, I don’t want to spoil anything yet"

WoW i really looking forward to see his movie i relly hope it gets to cinema all over the world....

James, how dare you be slightly late! My little hater mind can't wait 2 whole days. Also how dare you release one episode a month! I want my FREE entertainment now! How dare you have personal life!

alright James!! sounds fantastic! can't wait for monster madness, can't wait for a new board James, can't wait another 8 hours (it's 2am friday morning) or so for the new Nerd video! SO much to be excited for man! thanks for the 3 (almost 4) years of laughter and inside jokes with friends!