Top 10 Shitty Shatner Movies

Saturday, August 21st, 2010
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William Shatner has been known to lift the presence of some bad movies. Here’s Cinemassacre’s Top 10 picks of movies that we wouldn’t give a damn about, had it not been for the Shat!

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  1. Mr. Arkadin says:

    Best subject ever.

    William Shatner is Spanish for William shat there. Did he ever.

  2. Cory Power says:

    Was this rejected by Spike.com or something? Surprised to see you do a movie related Top 10 that you’re just posting on Blip.

  3. waterguyroks says:

    @Cory Power

    Yeah, I was wondering that too. Maybe it’s because of the ass shitting coins or the language. It’s a shame, because it’s probably one of the funniest top tens James has done.

  4. Spokavriel says:

    Hey Night of the Spiders is better than Arachnophobia. I Like the gremlin on the wing but I never really watched that spirits 37,000 feet movie.
    Airplane II is one of my favorite movies with Shatner.
    More Useless Knowledge Even one of the blinking Airplane II lights was used in Star Trek before, behind Shatner with the red lights going back and forth. BTW That same light was also in Wrath of Kahn for a few frames. It is one of the most used movie props.

    Is that Borgnine? I think I should see if I could get that Devil’s Rain movie.

    Did they get DeForest Kellly into that Shatner movie? I mean he’s been doing Westerns so much longer.

    I’ve always felt Big Bad Mama was the inspiration for the Beagle Boys in Duck Tales but Disney didn’t want to let them have girls being criminals with Ma Beagle. But there were some similarities when Webby spends some time with the gang.

    Someone argued with me that Impulse was a Jack Nichelson movie.

    I never heard of Incubus.

    Great roundup and you added quite a few movies I either wish I had or now have to try to track down and at least see if not collect.

  5. CaptnHowdy says:

    I remember that “Show Time” had a lot of Shat all over it too.

  6. tvkijker says:

    With you as a horror-fan I expected American Psycho 2 in this list. Funny, I used the same footage of oddjob in my james bond-review!

  7. Mattematask says:

    The way I heard about William Shatner was actually because of the Halloween movies xD. I’m not a Star Trek fan but he’s pretty damn cool. Nice top 10 James!!

  8. AARST says:

    I never even knew the Shat shat that much.

    But why is Impulse so high up on the list? You keep praising the great casting and his acting, but it’s still a shitty movie?

  9. Carfie says:

    I dont know how big it has been in america but he also
    presented Rescue911 YEARS ago on the dutch television.
    Another great one James.

  10. Butch Bitch says:

    Wow, the Shat has really hit the fan!

    Definitely in the Top 10 of Cinemassacre’s “Top 10″ lists.

    Now I want to see Incubus.

  11. CarreyFan23 says:

    I’m only interested in The Devil’s Rain because by the looks of it, it looks awesome! Probably falls somewhere between The Satanic Rites of Dracula and To the Devil…A Daughter. (Both produced by Hammer Films and Starring Christopher Lee)

  12. killingjoke says:

    entertained this time it was good

  13. pbboogie says:

    …. Denny Crane!

  14. CarreyFan23 says:

    After a second viewing, I suddenly realized that the guy in the No.9 movie was trying to say ‘stuff’ instead of ‘shit’ reminds me of Shatner’s upcoming show based on the popular Twitter account S@!t My Dad Says. I don’t know if the network will use its original title or something different like Stuff My Dad Says.

  15. Dolly Dagger says:

    I absolutely MUST see Devil’s Rain now. It’s mandatory.

    …and no mention of the “shtuff” guy being Jed Clampett?

  16. Syph says:

    Why is someone who doesn’t know who William Shatner is watching a video about him and then complaining about it? Also, has he ever heard of Santa? Mickey Mouse? Hitler? Barack Obama? Shatner is as universally recognizable as any of these.

  17. ObSoLeTe says:

    awesome james!!!

    always enjoy your top tens

    cheers mate

  18. TCM says:

    Incubus’s story was creepy.

  19. Nathaniel says:

    As always, good list James! The fact that a movie with “demons” ends up costing lives and career’s is pretty disturbing on itself… o.O;

  20. vecraude says:

    Awsome work James! :D I knew about like 2 movies shat was in that were pretty bad but man I didnt think their were more than that, good finds.

    Im Excited to see the next top 10 youll do :D .

  21. THEDOUGLAS says:

    You forgot American Psycho 2 which was a huge kick in the balls to Brett Easton Ellis’ masterpiece.

  22. elcalvo says:

    reminds me of shit pickle

  23. hamuto says:

    wow, the rumor kind of freaky

  24. MRCAB says:

    Nice one, James.

  25. Brian Duncan says:

    I own Impulse on DVD. One of my prized possesions.

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