Top 10 Shitty Shatner Movies

Saturday, August 21st, 2010
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William Shatner has been known to lift the presence of some bad movies. Here’s Cinemassacre’s Top 10 picks of movies that we wouldn’t give a damn about, had it not been for the Shat!

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  1. Ben_from_G-town says:

    That’s a great way to impress an art teacher! Love that one, too funny!

    Like the movie list, and the details behind Incubus were very interesting “… and William Shatner went on to make a lot of shitty movies!” Great! :D

  2. RomEmKing says:

    Loved watching this, did anyone see him getting Roasted, man were those people rude http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/vizzedindex.php?ref=65348

  3. Melvin_Junko says:

    Great video but why the trash on ‘The Devils Rain’ … this is an excellent and unique movie that seriously pushed the envelope on satanic worship along the lines of “The Devil Rides Out” with Christopher Lee.

    As a b movie fanatic this was my only real problem with the list. Great job and continue the amazing work.

    Wish List for Toxic Avenger remains brother!

  4. Lufttygger306 says:

    “Notice the ass shitting gold coins….”
    HAHAHA!!

  5. Schloss Ritter says:

    I’ve never even heard of most of these. At least I remember Airplane II.

  6. Anodos says:

    Im going to watch number one (i already forgot what its called, lol) and Devils Rain, because that looks interesting, and Impulse, because he plays the perfect manic with an impulse control problem, as youve stated.

    lol poor shatner. At least hes famous for being bad….

  7. A.Regular-Person says:

    The First time i knew about William Shatner was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Awesome episode.

  8. Snejku says:

    Damn! Crazy aftermatch of that last one

  9. notoriousb says:

    speaking of the boom mic i saw the movie little fockers and u could easily the mic that was fuckin cheap

  10. thecorduroysuit says:

    I actually read the novelization of Kingdom of the Spiders sometime around the fourth or fifth grade. I can remember thinking to myself “Damn, I bet this is the greatest movie ever made!” Boy was I wrong.

  11. diablerouge1892 says:

    thought i grab something to eat and watch a couple movie reviews, had to put the fork down at that people melting part.

  12. You Cant Shat on The Shatner!

  13. BlackagarBoltagon says:

    Night of the (Motherfuckin) Lepus. Damn I need to watch that now . JAMES PLEASE DO A REVIEW FOR THAT. And no not for “That” you wise ass.

  14. Johnny Tong says:

    The curse of Incubus also claimed The Shat’s third wife. She drowned in a swimming pool in 1999.

  15. Onilinkz says:

    Real spiders? OH SHIT!

  16. Riddler says:

    I want to see incubus, but i can’t find it anywhere :(

  17. MECHAGARY says:

    O.K. First of all, I think I’ve actually seen about half of these films, and yes,,, they’re all pretty horrible. I’m older than most of the folks on this site, and I remember seeing Star Trek, when it was on prime time, when I was a kid. I loved Shatner for his work on that show, and on Twilight Zone. He disappeared for awhile after that, then started showing up in a lot of lousy movies in the 70′s. Most of which I saw at the local Drive in Movies. I remember seeing The Devils’ Rain at the drive in, and, I dunno,,? It was crummy, and kinda sick. Very much like a Kenneth Anger film. Disturbing, at best. I also remember seeing a movie starring Shatner called R.I.P. somewhere around 1974, which sucked too, but I cannot find any reference to it on the web. It was horrible, and I figured it would definitely be in James’ top 10. Hmmm? Weird. I never saw Shatners’ Incubus, but I remember another film called Incubus in the 70′s that starred a very young Sharon Stone. It reminded me of the Devils’ Rain. Same kinda feel.

    But definitely,, hands down,, the goofiest, most horrible, embarrassing, ever performance by William Shatner, would be this…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY

    Rocket Man. Just like Plan 9 From Outer Space,,,, it’s soooo bad,,, it’s good. Enjoy!!

  18. MECHAGARY says:

    It’s funny, but why do Evil Twins always have a “Goatee”?

  19. MECHAGARY says:

    OMG!!!! I remember this one!! This was such a weird movie, mainly because it was impossible to imagine Andy Griffith as a bad guy…… and why does his gang, consisting of Greg Bradys’ dad, Marjoe Gortner, and Shatner all wear Star Trek shirts???

    …… on a side note. My older brother lives near Manteo, N.C.

    The home of Andy Griffith. Everybody down there, pretty much sees him around town, and it’s a normal thing. (Hey, there’s Andy Griffith!!) Anyway, my brother reached the age of 50, and decided to see his doctor, because,,, that’s what you do at that age, and the doctor needs to stick his finger,,, somewhere. While my brother was waiting for his turn,,,,, Andy Griffith came walking out. Then the Dr. told my brother it was his “turn”. My brother asked the Dr. ,, “Are you gonna use the same finger on me, that you just used on Andy Griffith?” The Dr. replied,,,”Indeed, I am.” He called me that night.

    I guess that was his brush with greatness.

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