BLOODY OUTTAKES
Friday, June 4th, 2010
Since I have a history of doing splattering blood effects in horror films of my own, I was asked by Cinevore Studios to orchestrate some effects for their Britney Spears parody “Piece of Meat” (2008). I ended up playing a Nerd cameo and becoming a victim myself!
You can see the full video at Cinevore.com
Hopefully it helps a little bit to satisfy some of your blood thirst for a new AVGN episode. (June 9th.)
James did a good job but the parody was crap.
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Likegood job.
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Likeawesome funny shit !!
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Likehaha they couldnt use the audio of ur screams cause everyone was cracking up so much ! LOL
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LikeBest hicky ever lol. XD Great job James!
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LikeOkay, I absolutely cannot take this seriously.
This...is beautiful. XD
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Like"Damn!
Hot chick, ass showing, making “suspecious” head movements, coughing and saying “sorry I choked”!
Oh yea, hahahha"
I second that.
Also, awesome effect.
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LikeDamn thats a lotta blood! lol Long live the Nerd!!
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Likehttp://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/vizzedindex.php?...
Out takes make me laugh
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LikeJames who's the hot babe.
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LikeIs this for Plan 9 of other space?
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LikeOh crap. Did the fake blood get in her eyes and nose? That would be awful.
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LikeI wanna see this movie you're making! When will you be finished, and what would be the title???
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LikeI spotted a Bauhaus t shirt !
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Likei get insufferable sometimes. give me a cyber-slap if i get too obnoxious. and poor brittney! *choking*
i hope you kept that pinkish, stained nerd shirt, james. you should wear it in a video, just to make everyone who hasn't seen "piece of meat" wonder what the hell is going on.
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Likesorry james, but "He's gonna keep squeezing it so it's gonna keep onspraying" in that circumstance looked pretty dodgy xD
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LikeBLOOD! BLOOD!! :D
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LikeHaha Sorry marigold23, I was a little F'd up when I wrote that shit. haha Yeah that's great that he's making more videos, man.
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LikeWell aren't you just the most optimistic, nicest douchebag on the Cinemassacre's site! AND more good stuff. OH BOY EVERYONE!!! XD hahaha omfg, I know you're trying to be nice and non-argumentative, but you're laying it on a little thick, man.
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Like@ Strazdas: I misunderstood you. My apologies. If you're dealing in absolutes, no, AVGN is probably not his best work. I prefer not to deal in absolutes, however. It makes it easier to enjoy EVERYTHING James creates. Enjoying yourself should take precedence, I think. It seems to work well for James, and consequently for us, right? :)
@mastershake64: Mike had a rant in the AVGN thread when people started bemoaning the fact that AVGN had to be on the way out, since the guys would be making fewer of them. According to him, the Nerd is NOT being phased out. Which is awesome. We still get the Nerd, AND we get more of the site's other good stuff too!
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LikeI do realize that James is a film maker, and he can do whatever HE's interested in. I am grateful of all the things he's done: AVGN obviously, Bullshit bits, definitely monster movie months, movie reviews, board James etc... My last comment may have come of as harsh and impatient, but I just really love Jame's AVGN works, and I'm frustrated like any other AVGN fan would be. I just hope that he continues AVGN.
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LikePlease stop uploading to Blip. I have problems playing them with my PC.
I don't know what the problem is. Could someone possibly help me?
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LikeI never said it had no value, but i dont find avgn as his best work as many comments here imply.
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Like@Strazdas: I'm with you on the Blue Hole. Don't dismiss the people who like the AVGN though. The insistence that James spend his life doing nothing but AVGN that some people's comments imply IS truly stupid, but that doesn't mean AVGN doesn't have any value besides having made CINEMASSACRE popular.
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LikeDamn!
Hot chick, ass showing, making "suspecious" head movements, coughing and saying "sorry I choked"!
Oh yea, hahahha
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Likeall the rage about his AVGN episodes is just silly. Sure AVGN made him popular, but it wasnt the best thing he done. its said he has abandoned independant films way, but its all up to him to decide. hopefully this free time will give him time to return to work such as legen of the hole.
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Like"That girls ass is just perfect. That’s a very hot costume she is wearing. wow. lol Sweet blood! Great work James, and wow just what a nice ass."
"So James… did you “give it a good enough squeeze so it kept on spraying” squirts all over that evil little Britney?…. I have no idea how you didn’t just grab her ass during all that… takes a lot of fortitude haha ;)"
too much youporn guys, too much youporn
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LikeYour expression at about 1:39 is priceless! The big happy inner child shows itself! :D Looks like everyone had a blast making that.
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LikeSo much blood you guys almost chocked Britney with it!
This made me laugh so hard, good work James on those bloopers!
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Likei appreciated the idea someone in the crew had after James had yelled "blood!.." several times to induce and to bring to its extreme and most absurd point that sort of a literal aspect of the words that James cries out -by suggesting him to cry instead something like: "it feels almost like if someone bit me in my neck!.." or "it feels like i`m dying!.." etc. -enjoyed it so much!..i even would like to see the whole video of the same slasher movie character based on this literal version concept so to say -like the way they make literal versions of the music videos -a whole bunch of them can be found on youtube (like a-ha`s "take on me" and so on)..
by the way, James, why don`t you post your videos on youtube or at some other site where they could be downloaded and played so much faster?! -because every time i try to watch your actual recent videos that are probably being the most watched at the moment here or at the screw attack -it`s a nightmare every single time -i swear!..i meen, yeah, i do seem to understand that you are trying to manage somehow your video distribution policy and to put your videos only where they are somewaht safer from the copyright proof point of view and stuff..but at least such little complements to your work like this onr that you post here time to time -at least that type of video, how do you think, James? -don`t they belong on youtube?..
sorry for bad English.
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LikeLove the variety of facial expressions.
The blood could use a little green food coloring. Blood dries brown, but the Nerd is bleeding pink.
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LikeI wonder if Jame's wife would get upset reading some coments on this wall like:
"James you lucky dog."
or
"awesome James =) I envy you. You seem to have alot of fun and having a nice looking chick on your neck isnt half bad either right? =P"
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"I have no idea how you didn’t just grab her ass during all that… takes a lot of fortitude haha ;)"
But who am I to know, right? haha. But naah, this is just a job, nothing else... business are business.
Good work! BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD :D
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Likethat was fuckin spectacular!
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Likeawesome James =) I envy you. You seem to have alot of fun and having a nice looking chick on your neck isnt half bad either right? =P
Great work as always. You are made to entertain.
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Like@ hate2pay...that will be freaking AWESOME!If he made a movie and they release it in theater I will go to watch it ^_^
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Likethat was funny!
Maybe one day you could do a full length avgn movie?
something i could take my parents to in the theater?
ha ha ha
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LikeSo James... did you "give it a good enough squeeze so it kept on spraying" squirts all over that evil little Britney?.... I have no idea how you didn't just grab her ass during all that... takes a lot of fortitude haha ;)
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LikeThat girls ass is just perfect. That's a very hot costume she is wearing. wow. lol Sweet blood! Great work James, and wow just what a nice ass.
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LikeHaha, what a way to go XD I wouldn't mind.
James you lucky dog.
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LikeLOL that is awesome I would not be able to keep my composure with a chick that hot. It is great you are having fun doing independent projects. It has to be annoying to hear all the cock suckers that just want AVGN. I friggn love AVGN but i love all the stuff you do. I have watched all your videos you made, they are all great. I have been waiting on the new volume of AVGN do you have any clue to when that will be released.
Your number 1 fan telling you to keep having fun with your movies
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LikeI wish i could have some blond babe on my neck for that long :P
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LikeThat poor girl... choking on James' "blood". It looks really good though.
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LikeShut the fuck up mastershake
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LikeWoah! Just couldn't concentrate on the blood. She's gorgeous.
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Likemastershake64, I agree. Who the fuck does James think he is having fun with side projects that he enjoys. He's only been working on AVGN for around 5+ years.
Oh wait..
Good stuff James, glad you're having fun doing different projects. Looking forward to seeing more videos. :)
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LikeWhat's bullshit mastershake is that you expect James to bend over backwards to entertain you. James worked himself to exhaustion doing 2 AVGNs a month (as well as all of his other work that has to be done). He works twice as hard as any other reviewer out there, and doesn't deserve the whiney criticisms that you're always throwing at him. If it sounds like I'm a mindless fanboy who would defend James no matter what he did or didn't do, that's only because I respect him... maybe you might try it (or get yourself a different hobby).
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Likemastershake64...wow, you really mustn't know anything about him. AVGN was and is popular, true, but James' main focus has, and always will be, filmmaking. If you've looked around the site more, you would notice this.
And no, he's not abandoning the AVGN fans, as he hasn't said he's quitting it completely...there will be more of them. Just at a slower pace than usual, as he doesn't want them to get stale. Have some patience. Just because he's not doing them as fast as you'd like him to...does not mean he is abandoning anyone. :P
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Likebecause he is the Angry Video Game Nerd*
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LikeMore independent work? Good for him I guess. If I recall, the reason James became popular in the first place, is because he of The Angry Video Game Nerd. This is bullshit. He's just abandoning us now?
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LikeFantastic James.
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! :D
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