James / April 30th, 2010
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April 30, 2010 at 12:19 pm
“I just want to make perfectly clear that THIS is the “May” video and the next one will be June”
I think I’m about to cry…
By the way, AWESOME EPISODE. Can’t wait for June.
April 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Good Episode, though it got a bit tired after 12-15 min.
I just wonder, did James already buy a HD camera?
I know that the Bible Games 2 Episode was supposed to be shot in HD, but HD means for me either 720p or 1080p..
April 30, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Good video was worth the wait
April 30, 2010 at 12:23 pm
4th coment , sweet
April 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Hi Trainer Red,
I’ve borrowed some HD cameras in the past, but don’t own one yet. I plan to buy one before my next big “film” since the technology progresses so fast. For the Nerd videos I never felt it was necessary, because the games are in 4:3 anyway. So I’m using my old beat up DVX100 from the year 2003, but it still gets the job done well.
April 30, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Thanks for this vid James, was checking this site non-stop hoping for an early ‘May’ ep and it seems that God himself aligned the planets in my favour lol. Speaking about God, that Bible ep you shot in HD was quite good, the difference was clear even on a normal DVD though I would agree that the step forward wasn’t big enough to make it worth being your standard cam.
April 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm
very funny, “this game is shitting me”, lol, , it just goes to show what Nintendo did do to prolong the NES before they moved over to next thing, very excellent work james
April 30, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Sweet a new AVGN video!!! Thank you James. I hope that you enjoyed your time away from the series, and were able to work on some other things that you enjoy.
Your show is one of the few things that I honestly look forward to on the internet. Thank you for all the hard work you put into these shows! I get a lot of enjoyment out of watching them.
April 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Cool video as usual. Just a question, how many times did you start Ooze by mistake since it goes back to it deafault?
April 30, 2010 at 1:05 pm
This was very funny I laughed my ass off but I guess we’ll find out what the last game will be next time unless you wanted to seem like your video crashed like half of the games.
April 30, 2010 at 1:15 pm
First, love the video. Great fun! Not a bad idea for you to slow down I think, this episode was really one of the best.
Anyway, kind of off-topic, but a tips if you want a new camera is to get a DSLR. I am a filmmaker and use a Canon 7D. It’s great and has a very nice filmlike look. Plus you can change out the lenses on it, so you don’t need a 35mm adapter.
April 30, 2010 at 1:16 pm
God, I hate cliffhangers
If You want to know what’s the last game, just look on wikipedia:
I still must suck very hard, if you are making a video on this single one
April 30, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Awesome! Action 52!
I was expecting to see The Nerd completely lose it after a third of the games. I guess we’ll know next time!
I guess we’re going to see Cheetahmen in June, eh?
April 30, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I feel sorry for the poor souls that bought this collection
somewhere and hoped for, at least, a few good games
April 30, 2010 at 1:21 pm
April 30, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Ohhhhhhh man……..I cant believe this. Action 52, I had that game way back in the day, me and my cousins played the shit out of that game. Man what a special episode, thank you soooo much james great job!!!!
April 30, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Nice video, James! Video was funny and Kudos for adding this video on my birthday.
Just curious, though. Have you played “A Bugs Life” on Gameboy Color? It’s terrible. The control is stiff. Your sprint button is the same as your weapon button. And the moves are just awful.
Nice to see a new vid. Keep ‘em coming and God bless!
April 30, 2010 at 1:32 pm
alex1288, Nintendo had nothing to do with this piece of shit. It was unlicensed 3rd party garbage.
Thats a really really good video
April 30, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Awesome video. Laughed out loud like always.
The last game is…. well better than the others, but it still sucks. If you compare it to all those space shooters, it’s freaking awesome. But if you think it’s a game, you are going to hell and you deserve your fate.
April 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Aside from the long run time (27 mins) I found the jokes to be refreshingly original. The TV censoring, Pink Panther word play, even Shit Pickle’s brief cameo was fun to watch and didn’t seem like a needless reuse of an old Nerd staple.
From reading many other comments online, it seems that the last game was something crazy on its own level, and it had a sequel, so I can’t wait to see what will inevitably come next.
April 30, 2010 at 1:39 pm
It’s true it’s fucking true it crashed the last game crashed!
It’s annoying that the 52th game wasn’t in the video. Now we have to wait a month to know if the last game sucked or if it’s worth $199. And because nobody have said it yet it’s awesome that your back James!
April 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
What a way to come back to doing AVGN episodes! Action 52! I think I feel the same way after AVGN did four Castlevania episodes then did Little Red Hood.
April 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Great video, it was hilarious. Nice teaser for Cheetahmen. I can’t wait until the next episode. I hope you had a great vacation, and I’m glad you’re back. What about Action 52 for the Genesis though? At least that game doesn’t go for hundreds of dollars (I found one on ebay buy it now price for like $30).
April 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Alright Cheetahman and Cheetahman 2 up next! That’s a summer sequel that’s worth the wait!
April 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Hi, I’m a new member.
Just wanna say it was worth the long wait; 52 horrible games in one video and a freakin Nintoaster x)
..so many of the games just crashed and they still wanted money for it??…
If I would have been so unlucky to have bought this game as a kid I would have gone back to the store where I got it and destroy it in front of everybody.. and then just walked away.
April 30, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Fun video, never had the misfortune of playing this one… $200 is pretty insane though. These are my favorite kind of Nerd videos.
Oh, and laser is actually an acronym, that’s why it is an S and not a Z.
April 30, 2010 at 1:58 pm
only 10 episodes till 100 great work james
April 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I was honestly a bit shocked to see a new Nerd already. Great stuff James, I found it to be very interesting and funny.
April 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Once a month is cool, just don’t turn into Stanley Kubrick and wait 12 years between AVGN eps.
April 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Wait, where’s Cheetah Men?
Ah James I never thought I’d see you reviewing this game! Thank you for taking the time to play and review all the games (well except Cheetahman this ep.) …. I feel bad you did that … really bad. This game sucks …. I used to make better games on my old TI 85 calculator (I think … maybe it was a TI 83 I don’t remember it was like 12 years ago when I was a sophomore in h.s) …. anyways, hope to see you in Dallas if you’re ever gonna be here again since I missed the last time. As always take care and thanks for the entertainment!
April 30, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I can’t wait!
April 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Oh yes, there was also a story background for all games.
April 30, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Oh man. I remember SilentRob doing this game. It’s a shame you had to sit through this. Your reaction to the space shooter where you die immediately was hilarious. Can’t wait to see the conclusion, and it’s good to have you back!
April 30, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Cheetamen II Remix:
April 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Dammit James, I just finished reviewing this flaming sack of shit on Gamespot. Now everyone’s gonna be thinking I ripped off you, lol.
April 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Very, very funny! Great vid James!
OMG, this episode is so awesome!
I really liked the gags spread throughout the video like the “safety pin”-joke or the “tv version”-gag.
I think the break was good for you. Keep up the good work!
April 30, 2010 at 2:32 pm
This was epic. Was expecting an Action 52 review one day, but all 52 of them….wow, insane.
April 30, 2010 at 2:35 pm
I think that may be the best review so far, and not just because of the run time, but because I was laughing throughout. And 30 minutes of laughter is nice…
April 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm
wow i really felt the rage for this one. what a shitabyss. awesome episode tho.
April 30, 2010 at 2:51 pm
yes hes back!!
Amazing James, thats what they should call you from now on. Keep up the Amazing work like always.
April 30, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Wow! At least! The new avgn episode. Thank you for making these, im like an addict now.
April 30, 2010 at 2:58 pm
“This review has balls… Big Balls.”
April 30, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Woohoo! New vid!
Thnx, Mr. Rolfe!
April 30, 2010 at 3:04 pm
52 shits for the price of 4 real games, an offer you can’t refuse !
It’s good to see a new episode !
April 30, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I think you crashed GameTrailers…
April 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm
that was worth the wait!!!!!!!!!!!!
can’t wait for “CHEETAHMEN”!!!!!!!!!!!
April 30, 2010 at 3:12 pm
You sure it will be June and not the end of May? lol! I was wondering why there was a new AVGN video on April 30th when you said sometime in May, which I was thinking would be in the middle or end of May. Well I am going to go be a good little AVGN fan and watch it and let you know what I think.
April 30, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Bad Dudes is one of the great sidescrolling beat-em-up in the NES library, not to mention it’s an awesome arcade. Great vid, keep em coming.
April 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm
What was the last game?
April 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm
The answer is none. None black.
lol, nice reference
April 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
AVGN YOUR AWESOME BEST EPISODE EVER
April 30, 2010 at 3:29 pm
i have the nes and the sega genesis version they both suck assss!!!
cant wait for the fucking cheetah man!!!!
April 30, 2010 at 3:38 pm
i hear cheetah men is your next AVGN game review can’t wait!!!
April 30, 2010 at 3:50 pm
James i have watched all your AVGN episodes and all of them are GREAT,AWESOME AND AWESMAZING. IM CANADIAN SO ALL YOUR VIDEOS ARE AWESOME EH! ANYWAYS YOUR AWESOME JAMES CAN’T WAIT FOR CHEETAH MEN.
April 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm
wow… that was… that ….fuck, that was just one of the worst combo games i’ve ever seen.
the programers, if there were any, were on crack making that piece of dogshit in a sewage drain.
April 30, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Most supreme episode: Every minute of it was worthy, brilliant and funny as hell. Multiply that for the 26 minutes it lasted.
One of your best that doesn´t include drama (or its “action-packed”, like the bugs bunny one). Kudos!
Fuck this game. Please do a review on it. You asshole.
There, I left you no choice but to do it.
April 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Um, what happened to Cheatahmen? Was that supposed to be a joke at the end or will you actually ever show us what it looked like? Or maybe it was like some of the other games where there is no game to be played. Very cool review. Well worth the wait.
April 30, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Finaly man i was checking out your page for new episodes daily !!! Now it’s here You give me the best entertainment i had in years !
Nice to remember the good old days when i was playing Super Nintendo myself Keep up with your work you are the best !!!
April 30, 2010 at 4:12 pm
hell yeah, spinal tap quotes
[ spoiler alert ]
You’re shitting me.
Thnx, Mr. Rolfe.
April 30, 2010 at 4:16 pm
damn you really gotta hatethosefuckingshittygames lol
April 30, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Dude I’m happy for some AVGN. The Ghostbusters tour was a great hold-over piece.. or a great piece on it’s own.
April 30, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Good to have you back, Nerd.
April 30, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Can’t wait to watch it
April 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm
So I take it the last game didn’t work? lol
April 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Oh my gosh, I’m so ecstatic you took on this monstrosity. Now to watch the video. ^^
April 30, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I NEEDED to point out. Yes, “Lazer” is how you say it.
But LASER is an acronym! The “S” stands for “Stimulated”… not “Ztimulated”!
April 30, 2010 at 4:45 pm
The Nerd is back!
April 30, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Awesome show, James. I agree with the quality over quantity line at the end. Looking forward to June!
April 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Excellent review, James!
You’d love the Atari 2600′s 32-in-one compilation (if only you’d have it in your collection ). I actually still think it is a decent amusement, even though it’s quite repetitive.
April 30, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Finanally, a new AVGN
And damn, those games suck ass. The only good thing about that cartridge is the sounds that you get when navigating the menu, which reminds me of my NES clone with 1000 built in games (actually just 15 but then a lot of times with cheats enabled ). Hey, it had contra so I’m not complaining XD
Great vid, thanks
April 30, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I haven’t seen the whole episode yet,due to loading problems on my son of a bitch computer,but so far so great.I haven’t played a whole lot of compilation games,but this is really boring and repetitive-the developers must have had a fetish for space games.
I like the whole “one episode for month” plan because it gives you more time to think of such episodes as this one and overall they are more creative.
April 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Haha you mentioned Shit Pickle! I told Mike about that one a while ago.
April 30, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Oh, PLEEEASE tell me the ending means you’re going to do an in-depth review of the Cheetahmen games next!
April 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Pretty good review, I must suggest to everyone to also watch Armake 21′s reveiw of Action 52 on Youtube, it’s 2 hours long, and he actually beats some of the game on there. I can’t imagine the hell that would take to go through.
April 30, 2010 at 5:46 pm
What an awesome review! Nice work James.
And what a collection of shitty games! This reminds me of those cheap GameBoy hackjobs that had like 200 games on them… but at least that didn’t cost 199 goddamn dollars.
I feel so sorry for whoever bought one of these… and you are right, what kind of person would even design this crap? What was going on in their skulls at the time? Do they feel proud of themselves?
April 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
help my fuk is that calculator from the 80′s?? those were the exact same 1′s we had back in school, all solar power & shit; great video i fuckin lold!!
April 30, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Funny, but still not on the same level as taking a dump on Bugs Bunny’s face. Lol. Look forward to the next episode.
April 30, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Lol in that game where you’re the baby one of the guys walking around looked like Pitfall Larry.
April 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Thanks James, good to see the AVGN back early.
Hoping the next review will be the shitstorm that is Cheetahmen
April 30, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Cheetahmen up next!
April 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm
you seemed refreshed and ready to go since your break. thanks for the video.
April 30, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Beyond amaziiing!!! A new AVGN episode to join the “Epicest Epic” classification (this far it was only Super Mario Brothers 3 & The Wizard episode that had this title.)
I hope Cheetahmen will leave you healthy and alive until June
April 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Wow, it’s nice to know someone figured out the controls of “OOZE”, bcz I couldn’t.
And what’s with the ending? Is it a TBC? and if so, why? that last game sucks just as much as any of the others. The only difference was that is was a little more glitter-coated. My only guess would be that you yourself gets sucked into this crappy game in the next AVGN video. Emphasis on “sucked”
Thanks James! Keep ‘em coming.
April 30, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Great review, James. It’s kind of funny to see all of these people so incensed that you didn’t do the 52nd game. They think you may have done it intentionally or are saving it for another review. But I think it’s obvious that reviewing would be redundant as whatever game it is it is going to be a piece of shit like the others.
April 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm
OH MY GOD.
I haven’t watched this yet, but if this has ANYTHING AT ALL to do with Cheetahmen then I’m going to soil myself.
April 30, 2010 at 7:01 pm
The game starts always at Ooze because there was a contest [quotation from wikipedia]: “Active Enterprises advertised a competition in which anyone who could complete level 5 of the NES version of Ooze would be entered into a prize draw to win $104,000. Ooze actually crashed on level 3, making this prize impossible to win.”
I played the game on a NES Emulator, and there was 6 levels. After completing the sixth level, you got a screen:
It’s great. you can’t do anything, Soft reset (pressing the reset button) brings a gray background. You have to hard reset (power off, power on).
The 2nd level is very easy, just simply jump and go right, there’s no monster only falling things. However the 6th level contains floating rocks which you have to use. If you fall down to a lower level at a specific part of this level (there’s 2 of them), you have to die. Other thing is that the game’s “character died” check is investigated by #1 – character y position bigger than 50 px (literally, climbing to high makes you die), and the vertical travel distance (jump off) is approx. 150 px. So you can die also in the air.
For Alfred, it’s a blue-red-violet platform game with a chef, killing maybe chesses and sausages. There’s a huge glitch. Similar to ooze, the game kills you if travel distance is higher than 150px. And if you jump or fall, and press A, the travel distance will be reseted. So if you suddenly fall, just simply press A sometimes, and you will come back to the bottom of the level from the top.
In Billy Bob, you need to hold left or right and tap B to perform a jump. The game simply needs two buttons: holding down right, and sometimes tap the B button (to jump).
In city of doom, a level is maybe 1-2 minutes long, and there’s a flying bird boss at the end of a level who needs maybe 6 hits.
Bits n Pieces doesn’t have bosses. Just simply go right and jump. After lvl 3 I had to continue from lvl 1… start select. Originally the game would be a tetris clone. And Originally there would be 80 games. Maybe they reorganized the game list and forgot to rewrite names.
Boss. You can complete the game, but you need very very good rhythm sense.
Jigsaw: blue boy who shoots red engineer tools in a mostly white and slight red backgrounded platform game.
Robbie n the robots: At that point when you can’t advance forward, wait for 1 or 2 shots from that turret, then simply jump over.
I would take the game developers to prison.
If you have a question regarding Action 52, just ask it and I try to investigate it with an emulator since i don’t have this cartridge.
btw. Cheetamen -> Amazing!!!
April 30, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Man these games are so bad they make the L.J.N. games look like masterpieces!!!!
April 30, 2010 at 7:11 pm
This game is ridiculous, the whole thing is horrible. And Meshuggah, your claim that “Cheetamen -> Amazing!!!!” it’s only amazing compared to the rest of the complete crap on this cartridge. It’s still a terrible game by any standards, it’s just the best game on the cartridge. Don’t get me wrong, there were definitely worse games out there (Little Red Hood for instance), but it’s a horrible mess as well.
Still, I can’t wait to see what The Nerd has to say in a little over a month. Good video.
April 30, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I hope you will demonstrate the glitch in the next video (A then B forever).
April 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Doctor Cheesius: yeah, sarcasm can’t be sensed when you read someone’s comment. Sorry for that.
April 30, 2010 at 7:15 pm
You spit out a lot of wit when you review this shit.
You should do a cheetah man 1 & 2 review.
April 30, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Hey James, I dug the Spinal Tap reference during your review of “illumination”. “None blacker”! Being a musician myself, I’m a big fan! Definately gave me a laugh, not too sure how many other people caught on to that.
April 30, 2010 at 7:20 pm
My god I would have ripped that game to bits with a machete if I had paid ANYTHING for that PoS, glad we got it early I needed a good dose of what horrid gaming truly means.
Rock on man.
April 30, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Look what a quick google search turned up: The Cheetahmen Comic. YEah.
April 30, 2010 at 7:25 pm
The one 30minute vid a month routine would be an awesome change if you could do it by the way. A whole months worth of work going into one longer video a month would really kick ass!!
April 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm
dude what about the last game
April 30, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Great review…and almost 30 minutes long! Damn…Action 52 looks like a drug induced Click N’ Play nightmare…I wonder how many people actually bought this supreme turd of shitiness?
Speaking of which, it was great to see good ol’ Shit Pickle again.
April 30, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Great video James, I agree, It was worth the wait!
April 30, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Had a big laugh at some comments. Great work as usual, but I can’t say for certain it was worth the wait.
Also I couldn’t belive it when I saw the Cinemassacre Logo at the end. Waiting for follow up.
April 30, 2010 at 8:19 pm
I like the critics way of videos 1 new one a week =) although i suppose it does take longer for you because you have to actually play through this crap.plus theres all the other videos you make Gj though keeping the world entertained.
April 30, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Funny video. But please tell me that you editted out some details about the games that you couldn’t pass. Seriously a game where you can’t advance past the 2nd screen? What a shitload of you-know-what!
Also, I love the Nin-toaster. Has that made a prior appearance?
Was good to see Shit Pickle.
And I can’t wait to see more Bull Shit videos.
April 30, 2010 at 8:24 pm
These games remind me of the shit I created in a programming class I took back in high school- amateurish, lots of corners cut and in general only exist so that the creator can say they made a video game. Thank god we live in an age where video game reviews are so readily available so that people can avoid contemporary pieces of video game shit and a game that sucks as much cock as Action 52 wouldn’t get the opportunity to be sold in stores.
April 30, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Oh god I missed the Nerd. This video was such an excellent follow-up to a hiatus that seemed to last forever! More than happy to see the Nerd back in action.
April 30, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Wow man you’ve been working so hard and it really shows, a video of this magnitude is a tough one, but this is your prime. Thanks for doing this game, and I can’t wait for the next one!
April 30, 2010 at 9:10 pm
This is the way forward…..another awesome display of Nerdiness!! Kudos James, Kudos!!
April 30, 2010 at 9:17 pm
It is nice to see you starting AVGN again. Hope you had a great break. Man I could have made a better game than that (I have no clue how to make games). Dang you for leaving the last game on the list. I really wonder if it is good or just so bad that it needs more time. Now i am really anxious to see your next episode. Have fun making your videos!!!!!
April 30, 2010 at 9:21 pm
thanks james i been missing avgn
i’m glad that its almost a half hour lol
April 30, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Awesome! A perfect game to review.
April 30, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Haha, where do you find these games. >_<
April 30, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Lmao, that was awesome! Hope you review the 52nd game.
April 30, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Okay… So I am ASSUMING the last game… the #52 sucked… but… How could we know? Knowing you and providing good quality movies, after going to college for it… I would HOPE that you would lead out of that alot better… You left us hanging, and on top of it… REALLY didn’t provide a very good ending…
This one wasn’t as… Angry nerd as I was hoping for… IDK if you are simply losing interest or losing inspiration to make anymore AVGN vids… Because sir, you…. are… a… GOD… And it would be heartbreaking to know if this was true… Lastly, I am sorry to hear, and a bit disappointed to only look forward to your work once a month… It really is… a shame…
I think… for going on such a LONG Hiatus… you at least owe us 2 vids… Just for this month… and one of those should be E.T. after promising it to us for a couple years and said “Good things come to those who wait” and we have been waiting long enough… And not to mention the clips of games you tease us with in your opening… Like that HUGE ASS cartridge game that you weighed… Will we EVER see this? Or any other games you taunt us with?
Don’t get me wrong, I am still your fan, always will be, I understand you have a life… but sir… I don’t think that’s much to ask… Games you have taunted us with for years, promising them to us, going on a long, mother-fuckin, ass hiatus… and come back to say.. 1 vid a month… and your first one… doesn’t even have a decent lead out… I really hope this isn’t the end for you nerd (your AVGN vids)…. because you really are great and REALLY DO have a talent…. Sorry, but I respect you enough to tell you my true and honest thoughts… Not to just sugar-coat it and be like the rest of the sheep who will watch you blindly and NEVER speak up on how they REALLY feel (NOT REFERRING TO ANYONE! I am just saying!)
Again, sorry… I wish that I could be a bit happier about this vid and update… But… I respect you too much to let you blindly believe that everyone is happy… I like the truth from people myself and would hope they would never just say “great job” or “nice” or “haha, you’re cool” ALL the time… That is what critiques, feedback and opinions are for. I can’t wait to see more vids though… i will continue to look forward to them…
- The Baka Neko
April 30, 2010 at 10:13 pm
ACTION 52 WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT HEY THIS IS MY FOURTH COMMENT TODAY TO THIS VIDEO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONCE AGAIN YOUR AWESONE AVGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NICE VIDEO JAMES ROLFE CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT AVGN EPISODE
April 30, 2010 at 10:14 pm
@Baka Neko: Wow. So after a well deserved haitus from fanboys, and disrespectful, self-centered tits, he comes back with an EPIC 26 MINUTE VIDEO of one of his TOP REQUESTS OF ALL TIME, that gets rated incredibly high, even for the AVGN, and is praised overwhelmingly by the majority of his fans as a return to form….
…and that’s not enough for you?
Wow. I’ve heard of some of James’s “so called fans” being self-centered, hateful little disrespectful tits, but you sir, take the cake.
I especially love how you try to sugarcoat the fact that you are being an ENORMOUS, self-centered, selfish, asshole by holding up an epic 26 minute review of a top request by saying it wasn’t good enough for your shitty little standards, shitting all over his thunder like a dickhead troll by tryin to say he’s a “GOD”, to make your own assholishness look better?
Man, fuck off, Bake Neko. Fuck right the hell off.
It’s not about YOU. It’s about EVERYONE, you self-centered cunt.
And just about everyone BUT you loved this.
But oh. Still, even with this being the case love how you also seem to think that you, just being one minority little voice holding an epic 26 minute review of a most requested game to these RIDICULOUS standards, while circling around and around, never giving a coherent reason, and lapsing into a bunch of shitty, confusing, double-talk, dissing the man and his work, while trying to kiss his ass to make you look better.
And then signing your username again, like you’re some important big shot with an important opinion that everyone has to respect by default.
This review was epic. You’re just a snotty, snobbish, dickheaded, negative, disrespectful, fake-ass-kissing little prick whose opinion isn’t even nearly as important as you seem to pompously think it is.
April 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm
THIS IS THE BEST AVGN EPISODE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTION 52 THE GAME SUCKS ASS. PLUS HE’S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST TO PLAY SOME SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS HE’D RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARIA DUMP IN HIS EAR HE’D RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE OF A ROAD KILL SKUNK AND DROWN IT WITH BEER HE’S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU’VE EVER HEARD HE’S THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD HE’S THE ANGRY ATARI SEGA NERD HE’S THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JAMES ROLFE GO!!!!!!!!!!! JAMES ROLFE YOU ARE A GOD AND ALSO THIS IS MY FIFTH COMMENT TO THIS VIDEO COOL. JAMES ROLFE YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I seriously thought you were going to run out of Rolling Rock after playing all of these games.
My favorite part is definitely when you first complain about a game crashing on load at the beginning, but simply be relieved when the same thing occurs near the end. Epic.
I also totally recognize the song at the end: Syobon Action is short but oh so fun! But wait, that means… the original song actually comes from that abomination? Oh my… well at least I know the source now.
…oh wow, so many remixes!
April 30, 2010 at 10:29 pm
This is one of the best episodes in some time. Really resembles a lot of your older work and I’m glad to see this style come back.
“You left us hanging, and on top of it… REALLY didn’t provide a very good ending”
He was obviously saving Cheetamen and Cheetamen II for the next review. God, you’re fuckin stupid if you couldn’t tell that.
” Because sir, you…. are… a… GOD”
And you, Baka Neko ARE A FAIL TROLL.
” and a bit disappointed to only look forward to your work once a month… It really is… a shame…”
Yes. It is such a shame that A HUMAN BEING isn’t your personal little robot game-reviewing slave that exists soley to cave in to your selfish little demands and jum when you say jump. After all, James Rolfe isn’t someone with a LIFE, now, is he??
Go eat a dick.
” you at least owe us 2 vids”
HE OWES YOU FUCKING NOTHING.
And you GOT a 26 minute review of a top requested game.
YOU WILL BE FUCKING GLAD YOU GOT THAT. And go eat a dick, by the way.
“Will we EVER see this? Or any other games you taunt us with?”
SHUT THE FUCK UP. And stop saying “Us” when you’re only talking about YOU. If a slimy, selfish little cunt like YOU spoke for me, or all the fans in general, I can tell you that i’d rather fucking shoot myself.
” I understand you have a life”
Apparently not. Or you WOULD NOT HAVE SAID ANY OF THIS SHIT, AND DEMANDING THINGS THAT YOU ARE NOT OWED.
Not only can you go eat a dick, but you’re a fucking hypocrite, too. how nice.
“and your first one… doesn’t even have a decent lead out…”
SAYS YOU. You, who was too stupid to figure out that there was a Part 2 to a video already this epic. You’re an idiot and you keep acting like you speck for others.
Oh yeah. Go eat a dick.
“That is what critiques, feedback and opinions are for.”
There’s a clear cut difference between constructive criticism and unclear, douchebaggy, ungratful, elitist, fanboy bitching and whining over nothing without actually pointin out ANYTHING worth bein constructive ABOUT, instead of bein some selfish, disrespectful little shithead with your bullshit demands of what you THINK James OWES you, instead of sayin ANYTHING substantial about the episode itself.
Guess which side you went on? That’s right. The douchebag, slave-driving, disrespectful fanboy who thinks that James was born to do what you and ONLY YOU wants him to do, based on vague criteria that you can’t even explain without sounding like a disrespectful fuckhead.
WHILE BARELY EVEN POINTING TO ANYTHING IN THE VIDEO ITSELF AS A LEGITIMATE POINT OF CRITICISM.
What you typed translates directly to “WAH WAH WAH IT’S NOT ENOUGH I ORDER YOU TO DO WHAT I WANT I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE I AM RIGHT YOUR VIDEOS SUCK WAHHHH DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE CUZ I LOVE YOUUUUU”
Fuck off Baka Neko. Fuck off.