OUTTAKES – Ninja Gaiden

Mike Matei / April 7th, 2010

Here’s some outtakes from the AVGN episode of Ninja Gaiden which will be on an eventual DVD. In the old days of Cinemassacre, improvising has been a tradition. Whenever Kevin forgot a line, he would make up something else, always managing to fill an outtake reel.

Comments

  • BCBtheBeastlyBeast

    April 7, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    New layout is pretty beast. A little blander though because there aren’t any images for the main menu at the top anymore. Are you going to bring those back?

  • Neomatt

    April 7, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    comment about the video -.- that why they called comments

  • rschott

    April 7, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    Yeah BCB we’re still working on a lot of things. Images came over wierd from the test site. Stuff like that. We’ll get it.

  • Algernonab

    April 8, 2010 at 12:05 am

    Am I the only one who this that this is funnier than the actual vid? No offense to you, James, the video was a work of art, but some of these outtakes are outrageous!

  • April 8, 2010 at 12:13 am

    He went from Japanese to Spanish, back to Japanese in one sentence hahaha

  • RaVeN_MeaD

    April 8, 2010 at 12:57 am

    Just throwing out my opinion…..The new site looks great.

  • Museyfied

    April 8, 2010 at 1:13 am

    Hahaha, “as in Ninja Homosexualden”. xD

    Btw, great new site! :D

  • April 8, 2010 at 1:34 am

    woooooooooooow

    the design has improved!

    just one problem, it seems some comments are missing…?

  • April 8, 2010 at 1:55 am

    Goddamn. This guy always gets the short end of the dick. So this has gotta be at least the second time he’s been pegged as the gay sensei. haha… way to slowly raise the controller to your mouth. that isn’t hidin shit. lol.

  • April 8, 2010 at 2:21 am

    Hey, I don’t like this new layout. I mean, where is the full video list of AVGN? It’s ok that you separete it by year, but why don’t you make a complete list? It was easier to find which video you want in that way. If I’m wrong, where is the list?. Thank you.

  • Mordoskull

    April 8, 2010 at 2:27 am

    Now i cant see nothing, WHY???

  • April 8, 2010 at 2:33 am

    Please, some help here…

  • XaviorSama

    April 8, 2010 at 2:35 am

    On topic:
    I laughed so hard tears filled my eyes. I would like to see even more outtakes in the future, it shows the other side of the camera.

    Off topic:
    This layout is awesomeness, wrapped in kick ass. works perfectly with chrome. Evolution is just spiffy!

  • carlossmasher

    April 8, 2010 at 2:40 am

    lo vi desde la tarde el video pero ahora no aparece espero puedas hacer algo mike o james

  • GoldRoger

    April 8, 2010 at 2:40 am

    The layout is ok, but i think some improvements are needed

    For example I loved the old layout of the AVGN page. With all those pixels representing each section. Now it’s become more bland.

    You only need to add more images. But other than that, it looks great

  • carlossmasher

    April 8, 2010 at 2:41 am

    no sera un problema de HTML mike? porque no aparece el video

    aunque el video fue muy bueno y muy gracioso cuando lo vi en la tarde

  • inkeagle

    April 8, 2010 at 3:05 am

    where is the vid? *smuf

  • Damiz

    April 8, 2010 at 3:06 am

    There’s nothing there! :x

  • inkeagle

    April 8, 2010 at 3:08 am

    yiiiks^^

  • inkeagle

    April 8, 2010 at 3:10 am

    i want to see funny outtakes too pLiiis

  • April 8, 2010 at 3:14 am

    Can’t see a s**t. :( Using IE 8

  • Vid-szhite

    April 8, 2010 at 3:20 am

    Where’s the video? :( I don’t see anything but a link to the actual Ninja Gaiden vid, and I tried Chrome, Firefox AND Internet Explorer.

  • April 8, 2010 at 3:22 am

    I can’t see the video. It’s my Firefox?

  • Kråkan

    April 8, 2010 at 3:27 am

    I miss the old layout :(
    But i can give some time.

  • Sissorelle

    April 8, 2010 at 3:33 am

    I love the new layout,

  • Keynee

    April 8, 2010 at 3:37 am

    um im not sure i like the new layout.

    First, there doesn’t seem to be anything to click on to watch the outtakes.
    and second, it says there are 27 comments, and 2 show up. So maybe I drank to much, but IDK.

  • Sissorelle

    April 8, 2010 at 3:37 am

    I clicked on the link, but no outtakes, just the episode I watched several weeks ago.

  • Keynee

    April 8, 2010 at 3:39 am

    Ok so it’s not just me :) good to know.

  • GrandMasterLynx

    April 8, 2010 at 3:39 am

    I dont see the video he might mean we will see it on dvd

  • Keynee

    April 8, 2010 at 3:41 am

    No he said
    “Here’s some outtakes from the AVGN episode of Ninja Gaiden which will be on an eventual DVD”

    As in here they are, which will also be on the dvd.. so I think they might just be having problems with the new layout maybe?

  • Keynee

    April 8, 2010 at 3:46 am

    Thats how I took it anyways. “Eventual DVD” to me means, whenever it comes out, who knows, so this tides us over.

  • JustCody

    April 8, 2010 at 4:09 am

    There was a video here before the layout changed. I watched it. So…..first!

    The big thing I don’t like about the layout is the way the video pages changed. They used to be thumbnails all on one nice organized page. Now they are a little hard for me to navigate. Why did you feel the need to change it? YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE!

  • April 8, 2010 at 4:29 am

    Hahahaha, pretty funny! Btw, awesome new site, much better ^^

  • adriant

    April 8, 2010 at 4:38 am

    You need to fix this layout.

    I could barely find the space to type my comments. Also, there’s no link to the video on this page, except for the side bar, which leads you back here.

    :-(

  • April 8, 2010 at 4:46 am

    Oh god James please bring back the old website design, this one sucks monkeybutts and takes ages to load

  • Corvo

    April 8, 2010 at 4:49 am

    I think the new layout looks good, people are just complaining because they don’t like change, it takes them out of their comfort zone and they feel like they don’t know where to click anymore to navigate, just give it time.

    As for the video not showing up, I am sure it’s just some small oversight that will not happen in future as even Mike and James themselves get used to using this.

    So chill guys it’s not the end of the world.

  • April 8, 2010 at 5:24 am

    The design is too dark, period. It’s a matter of contrast, not taste or lazyness. Get your facts together before you bullshit on other people’s complaints.
    The old Design was great, this one is like: Yea, let’s change it for shits and giggles, not that we improved anything.

    Seen a lot of sites doing that just for the sake of changing the design. No one needs that.

  • RobMetalCheese

    April 8, 2010 at 5:31 am

    I admit I liked the old design more. I can give this some time though, it’s not the end of the world.

  • April 8, 2010 at 5:42 am

    Did you check the AVGN section? Go find a video. Just took me 3 minutes to find the NES Accessoires video.

  • April 8, 2010 at 6:09 am

    Ahh! Please go back to the OLD layout! This one is too complicated.

  • Lev

    April 8, 2010 at 7:35 am

    the new layout is way better^^
    n1

  • Lev

    April 8, 2010 at 7:36 am

    but the latest comments should be on the top <.<

  • superflydemon

    April 8, 2010 at 8:17 am

    new layout ftw, you should make a shoutbox :D

  • Valikyr

    April 8, 2010 at 8:23 am

    I like the new layout alot. Looks great.

  • Chicopee

    April 8, 2010 at 8:57 am

    New site looks terrific.

  • jsc315

    April 8, 2010 at 9:05 am

    The site looks soo much better. Also I love the outtakes from AVGN. Thanks james.

  • errietta

    April 8, 2010 at 9:13 am

    The new layout kicks ass… I guess it was made by some programmer who’s actually good unlike me :’(

  • Thunderjohn

    April 8, 2010 at 9:16 am

    I especially like how the eye raping lines are gone, lol.

  • clashkid83

    April 8, 2010 at 9:17 am

    jesus christ. this is funny

  • Iscariah

    April 8, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Congratulations with your new website layout. It’s about 10 times faster now I think! Good choice. Keep up the good work!

  • EvalSxobX

    April 8, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Gaiiiiiiiden lol

  • Nautlius

    April 8, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Good shit. The chemistry between the Nerd and guests is always great. It’s good to see the new look and attention turned to other projects, even though I still check everyday for a new Nerd video. New Top 10′s and Board James? Goddamn, life is kind of cool sometimes.

  • SEABASS

    April 8, 2010 at 9:54 am

    Great video and great new website design.

  • DOGHAUND

    April 8, 2010 at 10:10 am

    ho is playng the ninja?

  • April 8, 2010 at 10:19 am

    Is that the guy from Not So Subtle Videos????

  • April 8, 2010 at 10:20 am

    The ninja was awesome, made the Ninja Gaiden video one of my absolute favourites, ever.

    Nice new website design also.

  • Mr. Arkadin

    April 8, 2010 at 10:40 am

    What happened to the old comments?

  • TonyZi

    April 8, 2010 at 10:52 am

    Hopefully the webmaster sees this: RSS doesn’t work at all !!! No matter how many times you press the RSS-icon on the Mozilla Firefox, nothing happens…

  • Pilarious

    April 8, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Nice dude :))))

  • Krizamania

    April 8, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Haha, the best is the ending where he’s spinning on the mat. This guy really is pretty good at improvising what to say next, must have been pretty hard to make an episode with that kind of comedy on your hands haha.

  • April 8, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    I like the “wax on, wax off” part of the video!

  • JumpShouldNotBeUP

    April 8, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    The bit where he snaps his fingers is the best.

  • Tebeg

    April 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Do you have more suff like this? From time to time it would be great to see things like that. It made me understand the whole Ninja Gaiden episode.

    Oh yeah. Before you record, you must try. Before you try, you must prepare. And before you prepare, you must improvise!

  • ChuckNoblet

    April 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Love the new site layout!

  • shipman96

    April 8, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    i agree with you chuck this awsome

  • Dr.That1guy

    April 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    WOW! What is up with evreybody wanting new layouts?! Youtube’s new layout is probaly the worst layout i’ve ever seen in my life. Its good to know that you actully care about the people who come to your website. Thanks for giving us a GOOD layout instead of a shitty one like Youtube did!

  • fyarball

    April 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Is Kevin sexually perverted? With the “it’s not a woman”, “Is that what you say in bed”, “before you fuck, you must use proper protection”, “ninja GAY GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY DEN”, it sure comes off that something is wrong with his head…

  • Snake3602

    April 8, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    lol I love the gay section of the outtake. Funny stuff. I’m picking up some prepaid credit cards real soon and getting all the volumes of AVGN. You should also make a DVD with all of your favorite homemade films on it. Just an idea.

  • chupamonkey763

    April 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    I was laughing my ass off at the Ninja Gay-den thing.

  • Watermellin

    April 8, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    A hen, that looks like a ren, is more a hen, then a ren.

  • ulmuchiha

    April 8, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    woah everything is different!

  • Srceodizno

    April 8, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    Wow I couldn’t stop laughing. Those improve jucks are gold!

  • Srceodizno

    April 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    By the way I meant jokes.

  • Cat_tit_Bingo

    April 8, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    LMAO…. “Before the fuck… You must use proper protection!”

  • April 8, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Before you fuck….you must use proper protection

  • April 8, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    awesome james i couldnt stop laughing. Love the new site.

  • April 8, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Cool new layout!
    Damn, this guy is awesome. I laughed till I cried! Kevin’s got any stand-up shows? He has some talent!
    The Gayden scenes almost murdered me :D

  • nammm3

    April 8, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    AWESOME!! Lol, i’ve never heard so many sexual jokes from AVGN!:-D

  • Marievic

    April 8, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Jeez! so epic :D would love to see more bloopers :)
    btw, love the new design!

  • wmd

    April 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    “gay to the double a den” HAHA

  • Kracker Kev

    April 8, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    I have watched every nerd episode. I am a huge fan and this video gets watched by me about 20 times a day. It is just that funny. haha I love the last few minutes.

  • SUPERFOX5

    April 8, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    “A cherry blossom eaten by a possum… is not that awesome…”
    “your brain is slow! your ears are slow! your nose is slow!” ROFLMFAO
    “The moon is made of cheese… So you might as well be in Wisconson.”
    ROFLMFAO
    “It’s not a women.”
    “Is that what you say in bed?”
    ROFLMFAO x INF.

  • April 9, 2010 at 2:04 am

    Oh wow….that’s just too damn funny!!

    You gotta post more outtakes like this in the future!!! :)

  • April 9, 2010 at 4:51 am

    A cherry blossom, thats been eaten by a passom, is`nt that awesome!”
    I just cant stop laugning 8D!
    And also “Before you F”# YOU must use proper procetion”
    HAHAHAHAHAH!!” LOL!”

  • jason24589

    April 9, 2010 at 6:06 am

    LOL AVGN: What the fuck was that?
    Ninja Gaiden: WILL NEVER TO BE A POPSTAR!

  • jason24589

    April 9, 2010 at 6:15 am

    ROFL at cotton swab on the thumb!

  • jason24589

    April 9, 2010 at 7:15 am

    LOL! Ninja Homosexualded! Ninja Gayden! (he act like Madonna because of Gayden) Gayden in double A down! 2 slaps in a Gayden! (He feels sexy!) Happy birthday, Ninja Gayden!

  • Logion

    April 9, 2010 at 7:43 am

    Rofl at 02:05.

  • BuffaloBalls

    April 9, 2010 at 10:51 am

    haha. made my day

  • April 9, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Ninja gaaaiden… gaaaiden… LOL

  • SilvaChocobo

    April 9, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    Two snaps and a Gaaayden LOL

  • K6CTX

    April 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    I be loving these outtakes.

  • April 9, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    HAHAHAhaha OMG! :D that video clip made me laugh so much i started to cry, Hihihi. Just loved the jokes and especially the pervy ones, lol. N corse the Gayden thing XD.

    We want more outtake videoes!

    Keep up the good work :D

    Cheers from a fan from Norway.

  • MrRandomSelect

    April 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Those were some great outtakes! Real awesome, always looking forward to your future productions. Because of these vids, I myself am interested in film-making. Thank you for showing your stuff to the world.

  • Stage

    April 9, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    Oh man, this video made my week! You gotta love all of those sexual innuendos! If you have outtakes of anything else, upload those!

    (Kevin really does sound like Splinter)

  • killteck

    April 9, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    No comment.

  • GoombaXx...

    April 9, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    Funny outtakes. Kevin is awesome!

  • Darrc2000

    April 10, 2010 at 3:24 am

    “Perceive the victory in your head and you will receive head.” I couldn’t breath i was laughing so hard at that part.

  • Prizm

    April 10, 2010 at 4:20 am

    “Michaelangelo!” haha perfect

  • Asros

    April 10, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    I just had to play Ninja Gaiden again. It was as hard as I remembered, but I finally beat it after hours of failing. The final boss was kinda lame tho. I expected it to be an ultra hard Alien-Predator-Terminator-Rocky-Norris combination… but it was more like a Carebear.

  • MisterE

    April 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    I just had to reply to Asros’ comment. Why you trying to lie to us like that? Obviously you didn’t beat the game or you wouldn’t dare call the final boss (its bossES, by the way) a ‘carebear’. It is widely known that at least the last 2 of those final bosses are VERY difficult. The fact that you have 3 of them in a row, and dying ONCE sends you all the way back to the start of that world (not just the level, but to the first level of that SET of levels), which is one of the most difficul and frustrating set of levels known to man, make the final boss fights UNREASONABLE in my opinion. So for someone to just casually suggest that those bosses are like cartoon teddy bears, is just beyond absurd. Either you are being a total smartass, or you are trying to pass off an outright lie. Based on the tone of the comment, it doesn’t look like sarcasm so I’ll have to go with it being a lie. Not that it matters but… seriously. What is it with pathalogical liars not ever being able to make their lies CONVINCING? This has always fascinated me, to observe this type of behavior.

  • Asros

    April 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    Well I can answer you this. I did beat the game. The first of those three bosses, is quite easy when you know how to beat it. The second one is probably the hardest enemy in the whole game. But there is a simple way you can beat it with. The following fireballs are a pain in the ass, BUT if they get out of the screen, they dissapear. So all you have to do is stay on the bottom and dodge those fireballs until there is a chance to attack. By the final boss, I meant the third one. It’s just dissapointing. You first chop it’s head, then the tail and then you kill it. All you have to do, is avoid those little pink things it’s throwing.

  • mychael

    April 10, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Outtakes are always funny and this one is no exception.

  • April 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    The “gay-den” part was hilarious.

  • BF2_Fan2005

    April 10, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Before you fuck, you must have good protection! LOL, that made my day.

  • ButtTown

    April 10, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    A cherry blossom
    Eaten by a possum
    Is not so awesome

  • supermangaz

    April 11, 2010 at 4:41 am

    Hilariously funny :D you guys are natural born entertainers. I will always remember Kevin’s words of wisdom.

  • Jake Rockwell

    April 11, 2010 at 6:23 am

    The dude is pretty funny. You should use him more frequently.

  • 5had0w Gam3rz

    April 11, 2010 at 6:23 am

    AVGN: Uggghhh ehhhh oooooh

    Ninja: It’s not a woman!

    AVGN: FUCK!

    Ninja: Before you fuck…..You must use proper protection.

    HAHAHAHAH xD. LOL HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS!

  • SyCoDEVIL13

    April 11, 2010 at 10:32 am

    “BEFORE YOU FUCK, YOU MUST GET…. PROPER PROTECTION!” best line ever!

  • Salluch

    April 11, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    ninja Gayyyyyyyyden! LOL

  • Thief92

    April 11, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    “happy birthday ninja gaaaayyyyydennn!!” lmfao!!

  • MisterE

    April 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    ok asros, i believe you. but i won’t apologize or anything, because your post was worded in a way that reeked of BS. your reply was worded in a totally believable intelligent sounding way that almost makes it seem like it was written by a different person.
    in the first post you gave little detail and just likened the ‘final boss’ to a carebear, which made it seem like you were saying the game was easy at the end, which for most people, it isn’t.

  • LoveThisNerd

    April 11, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    i cant believe we can actually post here now, so fucking amaazing, love you dude omg

  • Rockymyowen

    April 11, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    That ninja gayden thing went on for a long time haha

  • Asros

    April 12, 2010 at 12:07 am

    I understand your point MisterE. The first post was kinda trollish now that I read it. Wasn’t my intention tho.

    And now back to the video. IT ROCKS….. no surprise there

  • gemini_dragon

    April 12, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    I Can Watch Jame’s Videos All day especially ones about movies cause they gimme alot of information and he expresses his views in such a entertaining way Thanks Dude Keep Making the Videos And We Will Keep Watching Them

  • Inferno

    April 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Ninja Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-den. Pure. Awesome.

  • link8265

    April 12, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    cant say what has already been said, but yea ninja gai(gay)den really isnt gay at all so XD how did it get that name?

  • Ctrl_Freak

    April 12, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Nerd: Yeah Yeah I’m Doing Good!

    Ninja: It’s Not A Woman

    Thats Some Funny Shit!!! LOL

  • gemini_dragon

    April 13, 2010 at 7:27 am

    happy birthday ninja gaiden hah

  • April 13, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    Hopefully you can put Kevin Finn more in your videos. He’s very entertaining and I would like to see him again.

  • setzertrancer

    April 13, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    OMG! will never be a popstar! lolz!

  • April 13, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Just great.

  • GothicMonkey

    April 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Omg.. Kevin is great >..<

  • JustCody

    April 14, 2010 at 1:15 am

    I must say I was laughing so hard that I was crying during the gay-den bit. More Kevin!

  • L3371CEMAN

    April 14, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Great bloopers, and a well done episode too

  • Polytoxicomaniac

    April 14, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    fuckin fantastic

  • Shinigami

    April 14, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Fuckin’ hilarious!!
    Definitely include Kevin in more episodes lol

  • Edward

    April 19, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    LOL!
    At 2:10 when you caught the Q-tip, I just got a flash-back to Karate Kid:
    “If you can catch a fly with chop sticks, you can do anything.” *zzzzzzZZZClip*
    “I caught it! That means I can do anything, right?!”
    … “Beginner’s luck…”
    ;D

  • ejp022791

    April 21, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Before you fuck, you must use proper protection.

  • soandso1

    April 21, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    This was even better than the actual episode! XD

  • Nightmare19

    April 22, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    Funny as hell. “BEFORE YOU FUCK” hahahahaha :)

  • Filip_Sweden

    April 25, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    really funny :D

  • April 26, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    and you will receive head…rofl

  • Jawatech

    April 29, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    I had the WORST day ever today. Everything sucked until I finally got home and watched this. TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

  • BINARYGOD

    May 1, 2010 at 3:03 am

    It was great UNTIl the gay part…

    I guess I will have to be “that guy” – but it wore thin pretty quickly and came across as rather insensitive.

    “but we were only jokin” – yeah, so next, break out some ethnic jokes! Especially some black ones….

    PS – Kevin has nice eyes – where do we see more of him?

  • May 2, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    I have to say I find this funnier than the actual episode, lol.

  • Jugoslavija

    May 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    I couldn’t breath i was laughing so hard at the Gay-to the double A-den part xD

  • BINARYGOD

    May 2, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    Love all of the homophobia… And yes, that IS what it is.

    “wow, gay part so funny” – sure… gay jokes or similar, VERY original…

  • May 3, 2010 at 7:13 am

    @BINARYGOD: why umad?

  • Monstercloud

    May 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Egh, it’s not homophobia, JOKES AREN’T HOMOPHOBIA. They aren’t promoting violence towards gay people, they aren’t saying they are different and promoting segregation of gay people, he’s playing off of a very old flamingly gay stereotype that WE KNOW exists, because we see it on reality shows like “America’s Next Top Model”, “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and for some people, real life.

    And shut it with the hypocrisy, I’m sure you’re all against the LOGO network having a show that’s basically is called “The Big Gay Sketch Show” and think it’s unfunny drek that’s homophobic, right?

    Guaranteed there’s gay people that thought this was funny, and didn’t see it as homophobic.

  • BINARYGOD

    May 3, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Monstercloud: I will have to repost my reply depending on what I hear back from Mike – not sure why it isnt showing… I used some language in quotes to prove a point, and it might have been flagged…

    If all esle failse, I will repost itt….

    BTW – saying a gay joke is not homophobic is like saying a black joke isnt racist – and BTW, I hate LOGO and anything the perputates the stereotype that most gay men act femminine. I live in NY and that is DEFINALY not the case here… Maybe populations elswhere skew otherwise.

  • Monstercloud

    May 3, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    I could use the exact same argument for black jokes for gay jokes. Just because you say they are homophobic/racist, doesn’t make it so. Your biased moral compass does not dictate what is racist/homophobic when it comes to comedy. I’m absolutely sure you aren’t a saint, or a paragon of blind justice… so for you to label someone a homophobe/racist is just as ignorant as the people you claim to be.

    There are plenty of black jokes made by white people that black people find funny, but they don’t speak as loudly as the racist black “leaders” like Sharpton. Similarly, do the non-flamingly (or even the flaming) gay speak avidly for gay jokes make by straight people?

    Someone’s going to be offended, but because it hits too close to home, should not dictate what other people listen to, nor does make people anti-gay/black/etc. I’ll make fun of the old dottering farts any time, that doesn’t mean I hate old people, or hate my grand parents. It’s absolutely selfish to say “That’s off limits, apologize/fire him/etc.” for one thing, but anything else that doesn’t send your moral compass into a tizzy, is fine.

    And I HIGHLY doubt you don’t see the stereotypes. I see/hear it still prevalent in gay pride parades… which is hypocrisy in itself; taking pride in something you never EVER want mentioned or joked about.

  • bloodlockscc

    May 6, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    I was really laughing out loud at “Before You Fuck!”

  • MyNaMEIsSliMShadY

    May 10, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Lol
    “Yeah, Yeah, I’m doing good!”
    “It’s not a woman.”
    Best fucking line :D

  • Fenrir

    May 10, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I laughed till fall unconscious XD
    It’s not a woman!

  • DanGuerrero

    May 11, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Hilarious!

  • Hydroman42

    May 13, 2010 at 7:46 am

    ”before you fuck you must use proper protection” i lold so hard XD

  • toast

    May 14, 2010 at 12:30 am

    “A cherry blossom that gets eaten by a ‘possum isn’t that awesome.”

    Hilarious outtakes!

  • May 14, 2010 at 1:27 am

    HAHAHA NINJA HOMOSEXUAL DIN LOL

  • May 16, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    I just registered to your site to comment on this. Man, I laughed so hard I cryied, literally. I had to pause the video to laugh, this is how good this video is XD.

    Please, please put this on GameTrailers, show it to the Screwatack guys! It’s pure gold!

    PS: Maybe you should send outtakes for every AVGN… It is hard to wait one month to hear from him again :)

  • Pat

    May 18, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    nice XD

  • May 20, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    These outtakes were great. The Ninja Gaiden episode was one of my favorites that you have done.

  • michaelbo121

    May 20, 2010 at 8:50 pm

    as for the break dancing ninja… GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

  • May 21, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    Best part, “Before you FUCK, you must, use proper protection.”

  • mafiabro

    June 3, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    I died when he started jerking off the air.

  • Master Toad

    June 5, 2010 at 7:56 am

    You have GOT to bring that ninja character back for another episode, this was by far my favourite outtakes video.

    -Master Toad

  • marmaru

    June 7, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Hilarious. If you have outtakes like this from some of your other long episodes, by all means, post them! :D

  • Strazdas

    June 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    i havent laughed so good in a while. this was great. he got a bit carried away with the gay thing.

  • June 14, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    My god this is great! i couldnt stop laughing love you ninja! lets make ninja babies

  • June 15, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    This is the the funniest outtakes I seen lol I was laughing so much it started to hurt witch made me laugh some more

  • supermark64

    June 22, 2010 at 9:08 am

    ninja GAYden!!!1 lol

  • Alucard64

    June 28, 2010 at 8:32 am

    YOU GUYS NEVER CEASE TO MAKE ME LAUGH I CANT EVEN TELL YOU WAHT MY FAV PART OF THIS WAS IT WAS THAT FUNNY!!!

  • June 30, 2010 at 10:30 am

    Hey James,

    can you make this available for download please?

    And I would like you to do a video about “Die Hard Arcade” on Sega Saturn or “Fighters Megamix” on Saturn too. Or a episode about Sega Saturn and you could talk about those games, if possible of course :)

    Your videos are awesome! I love watching them, congratulations. Keep doing such a great work.

    Take care.

  • Antynin64

    July 6, 2010 at 2:21 am

    ………….LOL

  • Snake2065

    July 13, 2010 at 4:43 am

    LOLZ!! It’s not a woman! i was laughing uitll i was sleeping

  • suripanto

    July 13, 2010 at 10:48 am

    FUNNY AS SHIT

  • TheAceofSpadez

    July 20, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    BEFORE YOU FUCK U MUST USE PROPER PROTECTION! lol u caught the q-tip

  • freddy-krgr14

    July 22, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    HUGE LOLs Big time. Perfection of awesomeness!!!

  • Fantasy Forest

    July 24, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    two snaps and a gayyyyy-den…..lol

    I also love the breakdancing at the end….dude has some skills!!

    additionally, i’ll never watch the NG review the same way again :)

  • reminiscer15

    July 30, 2010 at 10:43 am

    “Yeah, I’m doing good, I’m doing good!”
    “It’s not a woman.”
    LMAO

    Normally they say ninja gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyden hahah

  • August 6, 2010 at 6:05 am

    lol.Gaayyyyyydennn

  • August 13, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    “2 Snaps and a GAAYYYden, lol”

  • Ðèâ†h (®vß) Hâ¥âßµšâ

    August 17, 2010 at 7:18 am

    I love this outtake video, oh my god……………I almost crapped my pants.

  • August 20, 2010 at 3:47 am

    Freakin love Kevin as an actor, you should really use him more often in your videos

  • Bernd Lauert

    September 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Gotta play some Ninja Gayyyyyyyyyyyyden now.

  • phoenix252005

    October 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Gayyyden lol Fuckin Classic! Long Live the Fighters!!! Shit I mean the Nerd!!

  • November 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    I love the “Before You ….” lines.

  • Elvenking

    November 6, 2010 at 1:07 am

    THis is just the best thing….ever…EVER. I love this reel. I can repeat it anytime…and get a laugh…this is gold.

  • November 13, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    This and the battletoads outtakes are the best outtakes to anything EVER.

  • November 13, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    You must be quick! You must be strategiiiiiic!

  • Altrez55

    November 24, 2010 at 5:04 am

    Looks like a lot of fun.

  • December 11, 2010 at 12:00 am

    Before you Fuck! you must use proper protection!

    Hai! Hai! Hai! wheres the quetip!!!

  • Elvenking

    December 11, 2010 at 3:07 am

    tjis is the best…reel..ever…i piss my pants…I wathc ths to just lmao all the time.

  • avgnfuckfan

    December 31, 2010 at 2:34 am

    haha james caught the q-tip on the first try. “Well, my work here is done.”

  • avgnfuckfan

    December 31, 2010 at 2:39 am

    also, love the splinter accent

  • Nightmare19

    January 26, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    Kevin is a funny as hell. Great addition to your videos. However the Glitch Gremlin or whatever was no where near as funny as the Ninja.

    “Perceive the victory in your head, and you shall receive head”

  • ohmygawd

    February 2, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    that as really uncool that he made fun of gay people at the end. i “liked” your videos alot but im not going to watch you anymore because your an asshole. wow shows just how stupid people are these days…

    • ChillCherry

      December 11, 2011 at 8:42 pm

      You’re an asshole. And stupid. A stupid asshole you are.

    • January 19, 2013 at 11:03 pm

      lol the gay guy is butthurt. Grow some fucking skin and get over it.

  • mcmackerel

    March 27, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    I’m gay and laughed my ass off at the last part :D
    Some people are just way too easily offended.

  • Zenex

    March 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    O_O

    XD

    WAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • padres40

    March 30, 2011 at 3:06 am

    One of the funniest vids on AVGN site for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Arwingmaster23

    April 21, 2011 at 4:58 am

    When toy watch the original video and laugh your ass off, this one will make you laugh your ass off a lot quicker.

  • NES-AHOLIC

    April 25, 2011 at 3:12 am

    damn tht got pretty gay pretty quik haha lovin the outtakes keep up th good work

  • Elvenking

    June 5, 2011 at 2:43 am

    This…is the funniest shit ever. “WHERE’S THE Q-TIP?” “So fast..and you so slow..you got to get the gut wax out you eyes and ears you…wax on wax off…aayyeee”

  • Elvenking

    June 5, 2011 at 2:49 am

    “Percieve the victory in your head…and you will receive…HEAD” OMG….this always makes me laugh my ass off no matter how may times I have seen it. This may very well be the best outtake reel ever.

  • Elvenking

    June 5, 2011 at 2:59 am

    If you can be offended…you are weak!

  • smd

    June 5, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    This was one of my favourite episodes ever. You should definitely use that guy more. :-)

  • Old Jersey

    June 12, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Well done… Put some more out takes in a box under my x-mas tree this year… next year too lol

  • MasterOfSweden

    June 15, 2011 at 10:54 am

    I have a feeling that this was made without a script for Kevin,and the he was intentionally trying to get James to laugh

  • June 16, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen Mr Kevin Finn!

  • learustiger

    June 26, 2011 at 1:15 am

    Soy Sergio Maidana la verdad me gustaron mucho estos videos que encontre una vez en you tube,hoy en dia los eh recomendado a todos mis amigos,aguante AVGN y vamos arriba con la pelicula ¡¡¡.DALE JAMES vos y tus amigos son unos mostros¡ JA JA ¡ ah y aguante el metal¡¡¡

  • TigerCatBrandon

    August 29, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Kevin is Great and Ninja Gaiden was such an epic video! I also really like the Glitch Gremlin! I’m always looking behind my computer seeing if he is hiding back there!

  • Wax_On_Wax_Off

    December 18, 2011 at 4:31 am

    in the words of Kevin snap into slim jim

  • Djavulen Varg

    January 17, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    LMFAO ! ! ! BLODDY MARVELOUS ! ! !

  • Djavulen Varg

    January 17, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    LMFAO ! ! ! BLOODY MARVELOUS ! ! !

  • Djavulen Varg

    January 17, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    LMFAO ! ! ! BLOODY MARVELOUS ! ! !

  • March 9, 2012 at 12:43 am

    This I have to admit is the best outtakes ever made… Ninja Gay to the double D en

  • January 8, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    Ninja GAAAAAAAY…..den. lol that was so damn funny!!

  • mcnerven

    February 24, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    This kid is one funny mother fucker

  • Cody Cowgill

    March 17, 2013 at 5:38 am

    Perceive the victory in your head and…you will receive head *bends over to give himself head*

  • nammm3

    June 19, 2014 at 3:11 am

    Lol, Kevin’s random-forgotten lines were so funny! Great stuff you guys!

  • September 22, 2014 at 3:06 pm

    …GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DEN!

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