AVGN: Winter Games

Mike Matei / December 25th, 2009

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  • pimpsdontcommitsuicide

    April 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    I tried the game out and you’re right. The controls are absolufucktarded. The Atari jacket is pimp. Keep it real James.

  • jason24589

    April 11, 2010 at 5:43 am

    Great one, James! Happy Shut the Fuck Up too! lol

  • boonewi

    April 23, 2010 at 12:13 am

    Oh my god Fred Fucks!

  • Rokujyuuyonshou

    April 24, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    I’m surprised its not called Cat tit bingo…I laughed at that for half an hour, ur a genius james!

  • toshinori581

    May 5, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    omg, you actually destroyed it! i thought you were going to do some cool effects, throwing things at it that explode….. but you actually destroyed it lool, well done, it desevered what it got!

    • November 21, 2013 at 10:14 pm

      It looks like he wrapped it in plastic before running the sink on it in order to look like he was ruining it but then… fire? It’s not coming back from that.

  • rubius

    May 11, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    you took the words right out of my mouth, BURN, MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!!!!

  • Overlord9017

    May 22, 2010 at 1:02 am

    I remember about 20 years ago I got this game as a present for Cristmas. I tried it and IT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT!!! I still have this piece of fuck. I even tried it on an emulator. And guess what? IT STILL FUCKIN SUX.

  • MegatronPrime

    May 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    wow. this game is shit.

  • MegatronPrime

    May 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    and could you believe that nintendo put this game on the wii shop channel?

  • June 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    *MegatronPrime
    “and could you believe that nintendo put this game on the wii shop channel?”*

    They did what?!? Makes me glad I don’t have a Wii. lol But really it’s an ok system.
    Great work!

  • Jakobi

    June 7, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    THIS IS A BLIZZARD OF BALLS!!! LOL!

  • supermark64

    June 10, 2010 at 10:54 am

    burnmotherfuckerburn!!!!1 THIS IS A BLIZZARD OF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that when he does everything the cartrage says not to do

  • June 22, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    why no one didn’t noticed the label of this game! just take a look! human skin, that is painted in different colors, everything looks like some crazy art shit about future and robots. just look at the box. it makes me feel sick. they were on something, like LSD, when they were busy with label creation.

  • BananaJello

    July 1, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Sad thing is, it was a bad port, because the Commodore 64 version was actually really good, and so was the amiga version. I think nintendo also ported some of the other Epyx sports games (like California Games, and Summer Games) and if memory serves, those were bad ports as well. I truly enjoyed these games on my old Commie, but this game really did suck for the Nintendo.

  • dsmit161

    July 8, 2010 at 1:40 am

    lol, this game sucked so bad we didnt even get to see the ataris list of games…lol

  • Dr.That1guy

    July 9, 2010 at 3:36 am

    This was probally the funniest AVGN ever made!

  • Roe

    July 17, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Crap. This video makes me go into geek-out mode *sigh*

    Epyx made some great games for the C64 and Amiga but for the NES they let Acclaim release some of their titles. Acclaim screwed up everything they touched so it’s no suprise that they would mess this game up even worse than what it already was.

    Winter Games was not a good title, of all the Games series this one was by far the worst, but Epyx itself was a fantastic developer of both hardware and software.

    The Epyx Fastload for the C64 made sitting through load times a thing of the past more or less and the Epyx 500XJ joystick is by far the most comfortable joystick i ever owned.

    Geek mode over. Thank you and goodnight!

  • C27boss

    July 21, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Winter is a good time to be in home to play video games but not winter ones

  • kamakazi geek

    July 31, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    fred fuchs is all over the place :)

  • volt28

    August 6, 2010 at 12:52 am

    OMG………..cat titt bingo……………………..that had me cracking up for a while

  • Foxinsocks

    August 9, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Its called hot dog aerials because ski jumping is a form of freestyle skiing, and another word for freestyle skis is hot doggers because they are double sided. But even still, the title makes no sense because “hot doggers” aren’t even used for ski jumping! Great video James, I always get a kick out of your avgn videos.

  • solidusreaper

    August 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    I can’t wait for next years “Happy shut the fuck up” day.

  • SubaruBob

    August 23, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    I love this video, and I won the title card from it! :D

  • September 5, 2010 at 5:21 am

    wasn’t it hard to get rid of the shit stink after you’ve burned that peace of crap?;)

  • lebutzki

    October 21, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    Did you ever find out why at the bottom of the screen during the speed skating game there is an endless string of PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT?

  • SpeedyEric

    October 28, 2010 at 12:47 am

    You were right about it being frackin cool during the time this episode came out, because we had that blizzard during the holidays. (I live in south- western Iowa.)

    8:44- In speaking of this, I made a film in college about 4 movie characters living under the same roof, and in one scene, I have Darth Vader play Star Wars: Battlefront II on the Xbox, but you can see that he’s mashing buttons. I guess you can say that I was playing Winter Games on the Xbox. =P

    Best way to destroy a game cartridge of a bad game ever. Also, when you cut to the fire, I hold my hands in front of the monitor, and I can actually feel the warmth of the flames.

  • BleedGreen215

    November 24, 2010 at 3:56 am

    Maybe it was fred fuchs?

  • Ark528

    November 26, 2010 at 8:37 am

    Lol reminds me of roller games I wonder what AVGN thinks about that game I think akklaim made it too…

  • lucacantrijn

    December 5, 2010 at 8:55 am

    Funny as shit!

  • lucacantrijn

    December 5, 2010 at 8:56 am

    (burn motherf*cker burn)

  • imma_rocker

    December 16, 2010 at 10:15 am

    One of my favorites, it has a great scrpt

  • metal0737

    January 10, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    The Worst controls ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Grantjames7

    January 19, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    lol there playin winter games

  • Atokada

    January 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    I got a working NES from a thrift store for $10 that came with this game and 2 others.

  • Mad Hatter

    March 1, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    James,

    In a few videos you seems to break your games FOR REAL !!!

    I can’t believe you’re able to do a such thing.

    Maybe I don’t ask the answer on the right place.

    keep doing great job !

  • ZackFair

    March 7, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    I remember this game… i had it on atari 7800

  • black_lodge

    March 18, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    lol hot dog= a show off!

    I mean, it’s a pretty dumbass name, but cmon now it’s not cat-tit-bingo or anything :]

  • Pilotmoomoo

    April 23, 2011 at 12:19 am

    Nerd,
    Aerial hot-dogging is to do a trick in mid-air, but why they didn’t put skiing in the matter makes it odd, because hot-dogging is usually bi-planes doing tricks.

  • cortez845

    April 24, 2011 at 4:09 am

    it wouldve been funnyer if the hot dog jump had a flaming dog inside of a hot dog bun.

  • Alex1350

    June 1, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    u really burned it?

  • chill182

    June 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

    You should try the computer version of Winter Games. I had it for the Atari ST and it is awesome. It has all the events, better graphics and music, and the controls work a lot better.

  • Silgon

    June 30, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    “burn motherfucker! burn!!” every time i hear this it just gets better and better, can’t stop laughing! hahahahahaha

  • Jon the Revenant

    July 12, 2011 at 5:30 am

    @Alex1350 to answer your question, if you not yet have found the answer that is, then yes, he did actually burn the game cartridge. I believe he mentions that in one of his other videos, though I can’t remember which one.

  • SamAxe

    July 19, 2011 at 11:56 am

    I love how he’s able to make the girl jump when he’s fucking around with the controller and not looking at the screen at 8:35, right after saying he hasn’t been able to get her to do anything except spin haha

  • July 22, 2011 at 3:15 am

    did you see at 8:34 the girl jumps? im guessing its because he pressed the b button. so it is used in the game.

  • McChubs

    July 27, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    Cat Tit Bingo is a classic.

  • Nintendofan97

    July 30, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    i actually own this game but I never played it, am i considered lucky ? what should I do with the cartridge? put a response above

    • KyleChadwick

      February 23, 2012 at 1:50 pm

      dump your ass on it

  • shaydee313

    August 10, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Did anybody else notice that they fucked up the British flag?

  • exploda

    August 12, 2011 at 11:50 am

    i love it when there’s donkey kong music playing in the background. probably the best music from the 16 bit epoch

  • ToaAntan

    August 23, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Hot Dog Aerials: Have you ever heard the term “hot dogging”? it means showing off or something along those lines. Hot Dog Aerials sounds like something a “Surfer dude” would call it.

  • phoenix252005

    September 9, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    Fred Fucs is a terrible game designer! lmao That game is an insult to gamers everywhere!!!

  • DonSkiver

    September 12, 2011 at 7:22 am

    You know you’re a hopeless dork when you get worried about carbon monoxide and other toxic fumes getting in the house after burning up an NES cartridge. Although I always wondered how long it took to burn it all up, inside and out, I was too worried about fumes to ever do it.

  • gluserty

    October 18, 2011 at 3:49 am

    No disassemble this number two game? Heck yeah!
    For what it’s worth, the Commodore 64 version is a lot better. This Nintendo version? Flush it!

  • RalphMarx

    October 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    next time , get TNT and blow that piece of shit sky high , in fact CALL MYTHBUSTERS! XP

  • Haisman

    October 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Burn motherfucker, Burn!

  • ChillCherry

    November 27, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Holy hot damn! How many copies of this did you have to buy?

    • the_pieman

      February 21, 2012 at 7:21 pm

      @ChillCherry He didn’t, he makes cheap look-alikes whenever he breaks etc. something.

  • drill sargeant 75

    December 1, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    hey everyone, happy shut the fuck up!!!

  • Derailment

    December 3, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    whats weird is in the background, when he’s talking about the controls, she actually lands a jumping twirl. So is the B button actually used?

  • JulianaRockPrincessBerg

    December 4, 2011 at 3:41 am

    reminds me of the SNES Winter Olympics: Lillehammer 94 game, or more so how frustrating it was. some of the events were pointless like the short track…wtf? you should definitely review that one James, it is totally worthy for you to do a review of :)

  • Deschkloth

    December 7, 2011 at 1:22 am

    I’m pretty sure that Cat Tit Bingo was designed for the Roll & Rocker : )

  • hyperhippy92

    December 8, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    Suddenly, a wild Fred Fuchs appeared!

  • DylanParrott

    December 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    it winter it fffen cold lol

  • MattyMatt0604

    January 1, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    LOL

  • MattyMatt0604

    January 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Flaming Dog=Epic

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    At this year, Nintendo wasn’t ready for a winter game.

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  • OlDirtyVinceDm

    February 5, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Lol James sometimes the game just looks like they suck because You suck at it … I tried some games you review like Milon’s Secret Castle or Friday the 13th and I can play through without too much problems.. Back then not a single game was perfect every game had shitty aspects or bad game designIMO games like Call of Duty or World of Warcraft, the games of today, they also are victim or lazy game designers and stupid game companies who think about profits before gameplay quality

    • Kon999

      February 11, 2012 at 7:00 pm

      @OlDirtyVinceDm Sometimes he just plays like shit to emphasize a gameplay problem.

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  • k0peryto

    February 13, 2012 at 3:10 am

    My favourite scene with person burning to death is ending from Crank 2, not becouse it’s brutal like the ones in your countdown but becouse it’s so badass :D he burnes, beat the shit out of the bad guy, kiss some asian whore and point the middle finger right at your face! So epic :D

  • Quinndelin

    February 18, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    lmao @ the music for speed skating

  • the_pieman

    February 21, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    If he plays ‘The shitty games that suck ass’, then why does the intro show scenes from Megaman and Mario 2? Those games were AWESOME!!

  • MartinLone_WolfStankovic

    March 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    do not store in extreme temperatures
    do not………..
    do not………..
    …………
    ………….
    Like that? rofl

  • SlavaStepanov

    March 7, 2012 at 7:44 am

    That music sounds like dubstep.

    • Awkando

      March 25, 2012 at 5:42 am

       @RussianShark dubstep is poo!

  • Hellder7

    March 13, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    Bhurn Muhder fuhcker, Bhurn!   XD

  • March 13, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    Hot Dog Aerials is my favorite sport!

  • NewQuinn

    March 26, 2012 at 6:43 am

    God I love James’s line delivery in this episode. One of his most candid episode, I think.

  • usun

    March 29, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    this is one of my first PC games on IBM 8088, and it was also “hot dog” and same opening. but about 8-10 events and at least half of them were ok

  • NeptuneNavigator2001

    March 30, 2012 at 3:27 am

    …So how did you and your wife manage to deal with the smell of burning plastic? xD That must have been pretty bad, if only for the few moments of footage that you needed.

  • MrGamepark

    April 1, 2012 at 7:02 am

    I can tell that you burned a different copy by the way the front sticker on the cartridge looked. When you pulled the game out of the box there was a little rip on the bottom let then when you burn’t it the little rip wasn’t there.
     

  • damon

    May 18, 2012 at 1:06 am

    It seems that the only the others got it right, and I much like the figure skating on Mario and Sonic in the Olympic Winter Games Better.

  • Marty123

    July 4, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Wait, the ad for Moonrise Kingdoms said they have a “Dream Cast?” I’m sold!

  • Boomguy9000

    July 17, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    ITS A BLIZZARD OF BALLS!!

  • ZzZimmy02

    August 19, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Did you actually burn your winter games cartridge?

  • PatMan817

    August 31, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    Did anyone notice that during the figure skating the British flag colours are wrong?

  • mater711421

    October 8, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    was that the real cartrige

  • granado_jake

    October 12, 2012 at 1:48 am

    I actually like World Games. Me and my friends used to have contest’s playing that game. Not all of the event’s were good, In fact some were terrible. But world games was playable and gave us some good fun

  • Katnip Packington

    January 15, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    A blizzard of ballz!!!

  • IronJustice

    March 16, 2013 at 1:09 am

    Not to brag, but I showed this to my girlfriend who had an easy time with this one and enjoyed it. She got a 10 on the hot dog aerials. She did well on the bobsled as well. The speed skating and figure skating were tough though.

  • Senna4ever

    March 17, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    Cat tit bingo is one of my favourite games.

  • ToaAntan

    March 21, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    “Hot Dog Aerials” refers to the act of “Hot Dogging” or showing off in sports and games. Hot Dogging can mean anything from showboating after scoring a touchdown in football, to displaying your mad skills on something like, for this instance, ski jumping.

    • ToaAntan

      March 21, 2013 at 3:16 pm

      All that said, I still don’t know why they called it that for this game.

  • Drew Kopp

    March 28, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    at 8:36, the girl jumped

  • Slyjay

    July 6, 2013 at 3:35 am

    games gay. Liked to see the inside. Look how much room there was in the cartridge. Thats pathetic!!!!!!!!

  • July 17, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    Is it really called Atari twenty sixhundred? like 20600??

  • August 17, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Hey y’fuckin nerd! I got a request. Can you please enhance the videos hosted on this site to HD? It’s a real shame that your videos on youtube have better quality than the ones here! Thanks!

    • August 17, 2013 at 6:13 pm

      Wow well as destiny would have it, after a year I just saw the HD icon on the top right of the screen -___________________- Thx! haha

  • Dario D'Aversa

    November 14, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    I had this game when I was a kid… I could not understand how to play it at all. It was even more frustrating that I could not even cheat with turbo controllers because it used the D-Pad! What a pain. I may have got many 0.0′s, but it gets a -1 !

  • December 17, 2013 at 1:47 am

    I was rather fond of California Games. A bit hard, but entertaining. However, this looks like shit.

  • December 17, 2013 at 7:35 am

    the number of games reminds me of the numbers of characters in the new killer instinct game

  • Alex Brinkman

    June 29, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    A copy of Winter Games was hurt during the making of this video.

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