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April 9, 2010 at 9:13 am
A great history
April 9, 2010 at 4:24 pm
im lovin it
April 9, 2010 at 4:28 pm
im from norway / )
April 11, 2010 at 6:34 pm
The greatest story ever!!! It classic!!!!!
April 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm
haha great story!
now i finally get where he came from!
April 12, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Epic. Just epic.
p.s. I didn’t think good conquers evil was the moral, I thought it was hare today, goon tomorrow.
January 18, 2012 at 4:20 am
ya mean here today gone tomorrow??
April 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm
so epic like
April 16, 2010 at 12:15 pm
It all makes so much sense now…
April 16, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Nice history.
Answers a few questions…leaves many more behind.
April 19, 2010 at 11:16 am
nice history lesson
how many times you mixed up saying super mega crhist…
April 25, 2010 at 10:08 am
this is epic!
April 26, 2010 at 11:45 am
Nobody fucks with Super Mecha Death Christ
FUCKERRRS!! FUCKERRRS!!
April 26, 2010 at 11:56 am
moral should be WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!
May 2, 2010 at 10:05 pm
i llike al the halo stuff, shotgun, machingun turret, sparten lazer, the gardian map, ect
May 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm
The best documentary I have seen for a very long time. They don’t show stuff like that on the History Channel anymore.. shame shame…
I never knew Hitler tried using SMDC!!! Or that the stealth fighter was derived from it!!!
Now we know! And knowing is half the battle!
May 10, 2010 at 3:46 pm
lool super mecha death christ rocks! where do you get this shit!!!
May 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Wow
May 18, 2010 at 11:28 am
Why is it still nazi when its in the USA?
May 19, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Awesome video, and of course completely accurate, except for one, small detail…
You meant of course, the F-117 Nighthawk, not the F-177. Sorry, the Air Force nerd in me wouldn’t let me let that slide!
May 21, 2010 at 8:21 pm
i feel bad laughing at this
May 23, 2010 at 7:03 am
If the Nerd is Christian, then why does he constantly cuss?
December 1, 2011 at 10:27 am
Because the games he reviews are from hell.
December 21, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Don’t like it, don’t watch. You might also ask why Christians have murdered, conquered and raped their way through history. I’m not saying that people should swear all the time but don’t get all hypocritical about it.
June 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Damned, we should have won that damn war with Super Mecha Death Christ on our side.
This movie is awesome. I pissed myself at the Oz-part.
June 5, 2010 at 12:12 pm
so that’s the page that got ripped out of my bible
June 8, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Nice one James.. But all i found myself saying is WHAT THE HELL???
i thought it was awesome though just kinda out there… so many conspiricies solved…
June 14, 2010 at 12:58 pm
fuckeeeers, is funny as hell, it looks like flash programmed animation , but i don’t think james use that , id like what kinda program he uses for this animation
June 29, 2010 at 3:02 am
that was the shit!!!!!
July 7, 2010 at 4:24 am
I’ve kinda disappointed about Ottomans for the bad guy.They were heroes.
Whatever it’s just a funny joke.
Thanks
December 20, 2011 at 6:55 am
Its just a joke dude, like christ helps nazis, so dont take it seriously or historically proper.. it would just ruin the gag
July 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Man, zealots around the world should steer clear. Watching this will cause some heart attacks. xD
July 13, 2010 at 8:50 am
BADASS
July 26, 2010 at 7:21 am
I spot C&C Renegade Weapons !!!
Best game ever, thx for using such a classic.
July 27, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Yes, Jesus is that cool. Actually if I remember correctly, he cursed a fig tree that had nothing for him and it instantly withered and died, I’ll have to look that up in the Bible again to confirm the details. Awesome vid.
December 1, 2011 at 10:27 am
Doubt it. He never cursed and/or killed anything whatsoever.
Must be one of the dudes in the old testament, they did this sorta stuff all day.
August 7, 2010 at 12:59 pm
did super mecha death christ die when he fought giant robotic donkey kong jesus
August 10, 2010 at 10:31 am
James!You should edit the video and add his appearence in TGWTG Team Brawl.Because there he had a fight with the Giant Robotic Donkey Kong Jesus Riding a Puff of Smoke.And was destroyed along with it.And is never seen again.Btw you forgot to add your modification for FUCKERS
August 18, 2010 at 8:50 am
Somehow I missed this video until a friend posted it. Good narriation and awesome video, but you got the stealth aircraft wrong, its a F-117, not F-177.
August 25, 2010 at 9:15 am
did anyone else see shitpickle running away with dorothy????
January 18, 2012 at 4:16 am
watch the wizard of oz 3 dorothy goes to hell
January 18, 2012 at 4:16 am
watch the wizard of oz 3 dorothy goes to hell
September 23, 2010 at 7:07 am
Wow… just wow ^^
September 27, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Never liked this character, sorry James
http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/Index.php?ref=65348
October 5, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Pleas put this up on youtube
October 6, 2010 at 12:12 am
Holy shit. Of all the bio-mechanical religious deities engineered by man through out history, Super-Mecha-Death-Christ is by far my favorite. The only other to even come close is Ultra-Mega-Rape-Krishna.
October 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm
lol that was awesome i loved it
October 8, 2010 at 6:28 pm
When do we get to see “Super-Mecha-Death-Christ” take on “Ultra-Mega-Rape-Krishna”?
October 12, 2010 at 7:37 pm
I KNEW IT….THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS THE DEVIL!!!!!!…..or a dinosaur……or an eel……or not real……..?
October 14, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Big URL — one of the best weapons from Red Faction. Too bad the Geo-Mod engine wasn’t fully refined. It always irked me that there was a limit on how much of the environment you could destroy in that game.
October 21, 2010 at 12:00 am
That was beautiful.
November 4, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I don’t have to worry about a thing; I’ve got the power of Super Mecha Death Christ on my side.
January 7, 2011 at 9:31 pm
lol
March 31, 2011 at 4:02 am
That was awesome. I’m a big fan of your work. So i like basically everything you do.
April 10, 2011 at 5:16 pm
What animation program is that?
May 12, 2011 at 7:58 pm
This got……. confusing
June 16, 2011 at 4:17 pm
es uno de los mejores…. jajajaja.
June 29, 2011 at 8:53 pm
cool
July 26, 2011 at 11:19 pm
hahaha you creative bastard that was awesome!
July 31, 2011 at 2:42 pm
That is one amazing back story lol
August 27, 2011 at 11:42 pm
Wait how did vlad the impalor construct mecha death christ
September 14, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Okay so who build SMDC 2000 BC v3.1 Beta and SMDC 2000 BC v4.0? How could SMDC defeat NC when it was clearly defeated in 1945 AD by the Americans and redesigned into SMDC v2, 3 before being destroyed as a malfunctional v4? Why is SMDC even mentioned defeating NC when the model is clearly depicted as being the long lost SMDC2K from 1962 AD, updated to SMDC 2000 II and finally defeated by SMDC 2000 BC v3.1? Did ShitPickle ever made it out of the Land of Oz alive and will I ever get back the 15 minutes I spent investigating this?
January 18, 2012 at 4:24 am
@boomshanka If you listen you can hear that :
1. Smdc 2k 4.0 beta bitch upgraded himself
2. In Oz theres a time paradox so nothing has happened there so yes shit pickle never came to Oz.
3. It repeats forever.
Asshole
September 14, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Tribulation 99: SMDC
October 30, 2011 at 12:04 am
you should’ve promoted this more its fucking hilarious
December 2, 2011 at 9:59 pm
Is it weird that this all seems somewhat believable?
December 6, 2011 at 10:41 pm
why did shit pickle run out of the green palace lol?
December 13, 2011 at 5:17 pm
SUPER MEGADETH MUSTAINE!!!
December 21, 2011 at 11:06 pm
So SMDC was created 2000 _BEFORE CHRIST_ It’s not too often that you see something predate itself.
December 22, 2011 at 5:59 pm
what happened after 2008
January 12, 2012 at 7:42 pm
OMG almost 666 like on FB what will happen?
January 27, 2012 at 6:15 am
I LOL’D SOOOOOO HARD !!!
January 28, 2012 at 11:54 pm
when the hell did you fight the nostalgia critic?
February 4, 2012 at 6:25 am
@jaredludy15 Mid 2008 I believe.
February 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm
lol
But I’m surprised the japanese never got a hold of SMDC and upgraded all its weapons and lasers?
February 3, 2012 at 9:30 pm
i saw meca godzilla
February 12, 2012 at 12:39 am
I love how James makes Satan look like a reject Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic lol and OMFG SUPER MECHA NAZI DEATH CHRIST? xDD
February 14, 2012 at 9:27 am
Sell this to TOHO man.
February 14, 2012 at 10:45 pm
I love how there’s an ad on this page for Bible studies.
February 15, 2012 at 3:56 pm
hey james have you even made a video about that critick?
April 26, 2012 at 6:20 pm
where does the music come from?
May 13, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Hahahahahaha… this is HILARIOUS! Great stuff James! I love it!
October 29, 2012 at 9:23 pm
I like how SuperMegaDethChrist was mentioned ontop of the Megadeth song which i cant remeber the name to lol
October 29, 2012 at 9:26 pm
lol just remembered that the song was wake up dead
January 8, 2013 at 12:09 am
Best story ever!
January 22, 2013 at 1:13 pm
i approve
April 10, 2013 at 10:20 am
this makes more sence then how justn bebier became famous
April 19, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Holy Shit! This ties in the AVGN Movie with the Roswell UFO! SMDC better appear in that!
April 29, 2013 at 4:15 pm
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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