Castlevania Part 2

"You wanna play shit tennis with an arangatang while having your head up a hyiena's asshole?! Well, good luck."

LOL

5:22 - reminds me of those climbing tower things kids use to get up inside of mcdonalds' playplaces XD

They really tried to made a Catlevania 2 a story-driven rpg-like game. They failed in some parts. But the plot was Dracula set a trap in the first game, and now Simon is poisoned with some serious shit and to save himself Simon Belmont have to kill Dracula again, to get refreshing Red Orb and cure himself.

I never found Castlevania 3 as hard as the first Castlevania. You know you don't actually have to stand between those two flames. There's plenty of time to get out the way. His second form is the hardest. His third form is piss easy if you have the axe sub weapon. You can stand where he can't even hit you. Anyway, fun review. =) I always like your reviews more when you actually like the games.

NeptuneNavigator has the right idea. The japanese version of Castlevania 3 is fucking awesome. The music is fucking incredible (for an 8-bit system, that is). I love it. I can't fucking beat it, but its still fun as hell. James, if you can get a hold of it, pretty please take a look at it. You should record your first time playing it just so we can see your mind getting blown at the awesome fucking music.

i bet a penny to a pound of horse shit he dont read comments hell ill donate 20bucks if he replies

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Appaer?? What the fuck?

Fucking hilarious man! Keep it up!

Hey James, have you heard the music from the Famicom version of Castlevania 3? (Akumajou Densetsu). Hearing it on the Famicom is a night and day difference! Listen to this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJaF8no9t0

In the PAL version it seems they did proof read it... I was actually upset when I noticed this as I was looking forward to prossessing Dracula's rib...

I just finished beating Dracula's curse on virtual console! The incredible feeling of beating that hell of a game!!! Awesome!

I'm sorry but I can't agree, the worst hazard in this game is not the stairs. It is the crows. These fucking bastards have no mercy! They have no predictable pattern! At least they die if they touch you. But I'll laways remember these crows as being my worst nightmare.

I don't know if somebody has told you this but if you have not gotten past dracula yet in Castlevania 3, try being Alucard and be a bat and fly up through the flames and then go from there.

WHAT A
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yo funny episode as fuckin always!

i started playing a decent amount of the games he is reviewing just to see how bad they truly are and gotta tell you its fun to try out the shitty games he reviewed

One. One Angry Nerd. Ah, ah, ah!

they should'nt have made this so cryptic, seriously, how was I supposed to figure anything out as a Kid?

GO CASTLEVANIA 3 IT IS THE GREATEST NES GAME EVER MADE!!!!!!

I downloaded Castlevania 4 thanks to this. And thanks to castlevania 4, i downloaded castlevania the adventure rebirth!!! Gogo castlevania powers. I might get lord of shadow for my ps3 too.

I loved this game when I was a kid. Don't understand why you don't like it James! It's like an RPG. Maybe if they re-made it with better direction and other improvements you would like it?

I think Simon's Quest is one of the few games that are half good and half bad.

I'm also baffled on why water in video games can kill you.

I first heard of the name Alucard from the 2005 DTV movie "The Batman vs. Dracula" where dracula used it as a disguise name.

HELPME. I still find that hilarious.

I love the blooper at the end of this episode.

I got an idea. Put the Hyena's head up the Orangutan's @$$. YEAH BUDDY! NOW YA SEE THE PAIN THAT I HAVE BEEN LIVIN IN THIS LIFE OF MY DAYS!!!!!

Spectacular stuff.

URRTHEFUCK, GET UP THERE!!!!!!

Ps: Can u do a review of Alien 3?

OK after I beat the first game like the fuckin jackass that I am I downloaded the other 2 yeah I was appaled at how bad Castlevania 2 was and how cryptic it was I couldnt even beat it b4 watching this with those fuckin crystals and once I beat it I immediatly started the third and holy fuck I thought the 1st was hard this one made the 1st seem like stepping on a bug and I dont know how but some how unlike you James I beat Dracula and I couldnt tell you how pissed I was getting

Y'know this might set me apart here from everybody but Simon's Quest was always my favorite of the nes trilogy as a kid. My friend Scott and I would always plug it in and just wander around trying to figure out what to do. It was so much fun just trekking around to different towns killing enemies and buying weapons and upgrades. When we found a new dungeon it was exciting because they were all hidden so well. It still is the most fun to me because of the atmosphere, length and rpg elements. And all the whip upgrades can't forget those. Love that Flame Whip. I love 1 and 3 as well and have pretty much mastered them but 2 really hits home for me.

Great blooper reel!

very cryptic game. I liked the RPing aspect but if they perfected it better, the game might have been better. NEED BOSSES WITH A PURPOSE!!! :P Difficulty level is good. That stupid shit of getting knock back sucks though. So are the stairs that Simon is too afraid to jump off of. As for water; It seems like alot of video games, characters tend to die in water. What are they too lazy to learn how to swim!? Hell Sonic doesn't even know how to swim. As for the tornado, I vaguely remember somewheres being a cryptic hint about how to perform the trick. Final level is a joke of course and the skill level there could have been upped.
I forgot what you rated this if you did, watched the video a couple days ago. I'd give it 2.5 friendly tornados out of 5

lmao!

What would be worse?
Having your head up it's ass, or having it's head up your ass?

my intrigue payed off..... on to the next!!!

ok this is pre-watch..... what more do you have to say?? im intrigued

what a terrible night to have a curse and comment about this,,, man! I just fucking LOVE castlevania!!!!!!

Damn!! Those games are frikin hard!! HOLY HELL!! Thats the reason I stopped playing Nintendo when I was a kid,I I would throw the controller across the room and go outside and get some fresh air lol At least until Super Nintendo came out,Chrono Trigger was the first game I ever beat on that system Yeah! lol Long live the NERD!!