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April 8, 2010 at 3:03 am
As funny as the first day I watched it. Also, your old site format was better.
January 19, 2013 at 12:54 am
I kind of agree :L
April 8, 2010 at 10:16 am
I agree with Fosh
April 8, 2010 at 4:51 pm
you know there is a more recent game like this you ever hear of battelground crossbowes and catelpolts
April 8, 2010 at 7:12 pm
LMAO this is great…I love this episode!!
April 9, 2010 at 10:09 pm
james, your black cat looks EXACTLY like mine. right down to the white patch on his chest.
April 9, 2010 at 10:35 pm
This episode tops your previous one in terms of pure epicness! There’s nothing like an epic confrontation between two grown men playing a board game!
Also, the wilhelm scream makes it even better! I say the more wilhelm screams, the better!
April 10, 2010 at 12:58 pm
right up there with you kent his cat dose look exatily like mine too
April 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I received this game as a birthday present from some relative when I was ten or eleven. I was never able to summon the patience to put this damn game together.
April 11, 2010 at 12:36 am
MOTHA FUCKIN MIKE
April 11, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Is it just me, or has everyone had a friend like Mother fucker Mike? I swear some of my buddies used to pull this same kind of stuff on me all the time!
April 12, 2010 at 3:53 am
i liked the scream effects when you killed motherfuck M,s soldiers!
April 13, 2010 at 7:37 am
i love mother fucker mike reminds me of a friend i have,
i love how he cheats all the time he better be in the new one coming
April 13, 2010 at 7:46 pm
You’re lucky your cat didn’t EAT YOUR BALLS!
LOL
April 14, 2010 at 3:26 am
Love this video man. Been searching for Weapons and Warriors ever since I first seen this. Which was when you released it and I still can’t find anything, but hey that’s New Zealand for you. Found it on ebay, but the bloody shipping is like $84 USD even though that’s for 4 sets of it.
Anyways again awesome video and same with hero quest.
April 14, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Heh…very funny. Great video.
This reminds me of my cat. When I was on the computer she would climb up on top of my head and just sit there. She was a small cat. Thanks for the reminder of her.
R.I.P. my little kitty.
April 22, 2010 at 2:16 am
I wanna play
April 27, 2010 at 3:24 am
PLEEEEEEEAASE TELL ME WHAT THE MUSIC AT 4:54 IS!!!!
April 27, 2010 at 1:24 pm
BATTLE BALLS!!!
lol
April 28, 2010 at 6:25 am
rofl Yogi bear cup, I want that game, it’s soooooo awsome!
May 7, 2010 at 7:00 am
lmao! Mike is awsome in this! such an attitude.
May 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
That was fun!
Wonder if there is a Ballerburg Board Game?
May 8, 2010 at 8:51 pm
This is probably my favorite video on your site.
May 13, 2010 at 2:44 pm
This is by far my favorite Board James episode. You know.. watching this video reminded me of a game that I had. It’s the same game name, but not castles and catapults. The version I have is “Weapons and Warriors: Pirate Battle Game.” It’s really cool cause you have two Pirate Battle ships and islands instead of the castles and outposts, and you shoot cannons and mortars at the masts and sails and stuff. Perhaps you could do a side episode of that version of Weapons and Warriors? I know how busy you are though so.. Anyway, keep up the excellent work on your videos and I look forward to more Board James episodes.
May 14, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I feel like a loser for noticing this, but at 5:10, James pulls back the catapult with his thumb, and when it edits to show his face, he’s pulling it pack with his index finger. Anyway, good video.
May 19, 2010 at 9:22 pm
I had this game. Seeing this video made me remember how much I loved the way the top of the inner tower exploded. I hardly ever actually played in the way it was intended, though; I just let my imagination run amok… like having Transformers attack the castle.
May 21, 2010 at 11:31 pm
I bought the game it took me over an hour to set it up and my little brother wanted to be the castle , so I had to be the army , and I won . Well its because he has no aim .
May 22, 2010 at 2:16 am
I like ur cat. What is his name??? – Mr.Curios???
May 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm
wow. Board game makers sure love their balls.
June 5, 2010 at 7:38 am
It’s not fair! I never had any of these games as kid! I had Battleship. I guess thats close. Revolving Scrabble? Monopoly? Air Plane? Moncala?
Legos were my best friend.
June 9, 2010 at 3:43 pm
This game was so awesome. Back in 2nd grade when there wasn’t much to do during the summers we played this constantly. We always threw blankets or towels in front of the couch or whatever so we wouldn’t have to search for the balls constantly. It was my buddies game and I always got screwed with the raiders and always had stretched out rubber bands. If you broke the rubber bands and tied them back together you could get the tension back in them which made me feel smart at 8 years old. Great review.
June 10, 2010 at 1:04 am
There’s a similar game like this called, um… I don’t remember. It’s much more fair than this game.
June 13, 2010 at 2:14 am
I wish I had this game so I could shoot people with the shots from the crossbows and cannons. Motherfucker Mike is lazy! I would of said, “HELP ME SET THIS SHIT UP FUCKER!”
The best vid that your cat has been in was the Jaguar pt. 2 (chasing the Jag cube around, CLASSIC!)
June 15, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I love this game, one time it took me three hours just to get it over with. AND I FUCKING LOST!!!!!!!
June 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm
OH yeah… your CAT it’s the star of this episode!
What’s your name ????
June 29, 2010 at 11:12 pm
hey, i got a game not quite similar but as (if not more) epic as this game; Hasbro’s Heroscape. this game takes hours to set up and about as long to play, quite the entertainment actualy but the problem is: how do you store it back? i had to use a few boxes to store the game. this game offers so much extension to the game, it’s mind boggling. theres a orc extension, monks, cyborgs, beasts, dragons, WotC’s own D&D is even in there and freaking MARVEL (oh wait, its Disney’s Marvel, sry). so if you ever wanted to see spiderman or captain america defeat a troll, a dragon of even yeti, this is the closest thing you’ll EVER get.
June 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Ah, Weapons and Warriors… or as my buddy and I call it: Ballistas and Bullshit
July 20, 2010 at 10:29 am
i thought the gen. was knocked down so james could only roll with one die…so y at the end he was rollin wit 2?
July 20, 2010 at 7:37 pm
great vid! where can i get that game?
July 25, 2010 at 4:22 pm
I had a version of this that replaced the Army with a Pirate Ship. Pretty sure the castle was exactly the same, though.
July 25, 2010 at 6:33 pm
I love your cat;
the best video of him is when James put him in the Roll & Rocker (NES Accesories) XD
July 29, 2010 at 10:56 am
TheGalaxyMaster says:
“There’s a similar game like this called, um… I don’t remember. It’s much more fair than this game.”
Crossbows and catapults.
Used to have it myself.
It was much better and you could buy new expansion sets and add to the battle.
July 29, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Great vid. I gotta get this game. I think I saw it when I was 4 and wanted it because of the pieces. That’s how you know the game is awesome, by how many pieces it has and how elaborate they are.
August 15, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I loved being the army cuz the castle was so much more fun to destroy!
August 17, 2010 at 1:36 am
Kevin Smith, as in, Jay and Silent Bob, Kevin Smith? Because he rocks.
August 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Yeah this game rules. It truly is a game that you dont forget. I had it when i was a kid. your cat is soo cute James!
August 27, 2010 at 9:54 pm
WTF Bob Ross? xD
September 7, 2010 at 5:33 pm
i had this game as a kid, but we never played it. id just setup the castle and shoot it down
September 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
James is the man, he is amazing http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/profile.php?id=65348&ref=65348
October 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Yeah you mutherfucker!! lol Long Live the Nerd!!
October 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
james builds everything and mike gets the castle lol
October 29, 2010 at 3:04 pm
@ Computer Genius
i played with lego too and i invented my own tactical combat games and rpgs with lego pieces when i was forbidden to play on my computer!
also i used to draw maps for my own rpgs when i couldnt play them on computer
November 3, 2010 at 2:43 am
that game looks awesome
November 6, 2010 at 3:24 pm
you coud use bands for breaces, i have a lot and there great for replacing those(warning bad spelling I now)
November 13, 2010 at 12:48 pm
You’d think this would be another game that was good to play with siblings you didn’t like (like Crossfire), but I hated trying to play this game with the my brother. He cheated way worse than Mike. Once he started losing, he would do his best to hit me or shoot the balls into hard to reach places.
Red ball retrieval was the worst part about the game.
And playing it on the floor with my own black kitty was impossible. Playing on the table just makes the balls go even farther.
The solution of putting the cat outside the room is fine if you don’t mind hearing “THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP” of the cat trying to break down the door all game long. (I love you kitty, but WTH?)
Like DragonStrike, I have no idea what happened to my copy of this game. :/
November 22, 2010 at 1:49 am
OMG. Me and a friend used to play this game all the time. We played it for hours and almost all through the night. We switched sides every game just to be fair. The game was so much fun.
November 22, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Yes you guessed it, this board game is full of BOOM! http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/index.php?ref=65348
November 22, 2010 at 5:01 pm
i was cracking up the whole time im loving these board james keep it up brostef
November 25, 2010 at 9:10 am
This game is awesome, I wish i had it.
November 26, 2010 at 6:14 am
I found out there is an extension pack for this game. You should do a review of it.
January 14, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Nice use of the Wilhelm scream!
January 17, 2011 at 10:47 am
ur cat is awesome
February 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Take that, MotherFucker Mike!
February 7, 2011 at 11:31 am
this is most fun boardgame i ever seen… good job james
February 7, 2011 at 11:30 pm
@RomEmKing; Fuck you.
March 12, 2011 at 8:22 pm
I wonder how many parents sued the manufacturer, because of their kids being hit in the face with those flying balls.
March 20, 2011 at 7:24 am
I need to play this game. Thank me (God) for EBay.
March 24, 2011 at 10:12 pm
this looks mad funn
and i saw yogi bear on the cup lol
March 27, 2011 at 1:52 pm
I’m a huge fan of this Board James series. It has inspired me to do a video on the 1995 OverPower card game with Marvel, DC and Image super heroes. If anyone is craving more retro gaming you should check it out. Thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNZHX1Ua3ZY
March 27, 2011 at 2:54 pm
review Duck Hunter
review Duck Hunter
review Duck Hunter
When the fuck is the new Board James?
Did ya ever get the feeling people like it?
March 27, 2011 at 4:39 pm
i got the game after watching the review,
but i just see one thing that’s wrong and that the castle got the crossbow and the army got the cannon.
March 27, 2011 at 4:48 pm
i got the game after watching the review,
but i just see one thing that’s wrong and that’s the castle got the crossbow and the army got the cannon.
April 8, 2011 at 12:01 am
Weird, I have the exact same game but it’s called Siege instead? Was this re-released under a different name later, or is it just a Canadian thing?
I played this with my brothers all the time as a kid, and god damn those balls would always get lost.
April 29, 2011 at 5:10 pm
What is the name of the song that plays at the end of the video?
May 21, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Great video, and what a great looking game
May 24, 2011 at 4:56 pm
After Watching this i’ve been and got a used copy off amazon, It is a great game. Thought I’d mention that you’ve set the weapons up wrong, the attacking army gets the cannon and the defenders get the crossbow. Worst part is trying to take out the general in the far tower it’s near impossible and highly frustrating.
June 15, 2011 at 1:51 am
These are much better now that Mike just acts like himself instead of playing a character.
June 20, 2011 at 10:58 pm
i love the cat so cute
June 24, 2011 at 11:25 am
Theres nothing like having some Whisky-Coke and watching good ol’ Board James videos!
July 9, 2011 at 6:47 pm
+1 for bob ross there xD
July 20, 2011 at 8:38 am
This video uses the wilheim scream or whatever the fuck its called, awesome!!!!!
July 27, 2011 at 12:59 am
due it wont fukin show up!
July 29, 2011 at 3:00 pm
trollface @ 0:19
August 25, 2011 at 11:57 pm
I have this game, well a different version of it with a small base with three slots and a larger wooden base with 6 slots. I don’t think I actually ever played it. I would always just set up the figurines and blast them with the catapults.
August 29, 2011 at 12:43 pm
music by… kevin smith? the silent bob kevin smith?? i wonder
August 30, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Wilhelm scream ♥
August 30, 2011 at 3:30 pm
and bob ross shirt
September 8, 2011 at 7:55 pm
I love James’s shirt!
September 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm
hello, other person.
October 15, 2011 at 5:05 pm
When James gets pissed, heavy metal magically plays to rally the troops UHHH!
October 19, 2011 at 11:10 pm
This is why Crossbows & Catapults came out to replace this game… B/C you didn’t have to set up landscape pieces. It was all just plastic discs rubber bands & plastic castles… AWESOME GAME NONE THE LESS…
December 5, 2011 at 4:22 am
holy fuck i used to have this thing! nobody ever came over to actually play it though but id still set it up and just shoot balls all over the place….ok that came out wrong….
December 30, 2011 at 10:41 pm
i just received this game, in good condition(except rubberbands).
January 6, 2012 at 1:21 am
Nerd went H.A.M
January 10, 2012 at 6:44 am
“Roll the dice”!! Fantastic mike
January 29, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Those little balls were so easy to loose. Hence why it was a good idea to shut the doors, and block off anything they can roll under while playing it.
I still got one of the catapults, the cannon, and the crossbow. As for the rest of it, it’s in the garage… somewhere.
February 6, 2012 at 10:34 pm
my brother had the pirate version, such a fun game!
February 10, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Cleanest Wilhelm scream I ever hear.
July 3, 2012 at 1:02 pm
i used to have this game until my father became a casualty of war.
September 8, 2012 at 10:40 pm
Man, the end was the best part. Mike’s expression was priceless when James was about to knock down his general. One of my favorite Board James videos.
November 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm
They should make a World War II Version . At least it would be cool.
November 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm
So many balls.
January 18, 2013 at 8:10 pm
That was awesome!!!! Looks like a blast, great video!
March 8, 2013 at 10:47 pm
I really like this series James has branched off into. Played board games with my brother a LOT when we were children.
March 15, 2013 at 2:39 pm
James your cat is adorable.
April 4, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Loved the video and the game looks like a lot of fun, but I really disliked Motherfucker Mike. I know that his point is to be annoying but still. I liked the cat better!
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