Mike Matei / September 4th, 2009
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April 8, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Had to watch this after watching the Godzilla-A-Thon!
Not only one of your best AVGN videos, but the only AVGN video to have its final rant #1 on two different AVGN lists!
1. Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2009!
2. Top 20 AVGN Rants of All Time!
April 9, 2010 at 2:46 am
I also really enjoy playing the new games. I love Megagurias in Save the Earth game. Alot of fun and a guilty pleasure.
April 23, 2010 at 1:11 am
if they were those games when you were young you probably, dint hav enough money to buy the games,That ‘s life must fuck you somehow :D:D:D
April 23, 2010 at 2:27 am
May 3, 2010 at 8:52 pm
youve inspired me to make some cuss words of my own……….. fvkstard, that was the best, the rest were a load of fvkstards… yeah
May 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm
i never ever played godzilla . and I´m happy about it ^^
May 11, 2010 at 8:03 am
On the title screen of Godzilla for the nes, Godzilla’s blocking half of the title, and the not blocked part reads out to GODZ.They were thinking that they are gods.
May 20, 2010 at 7:44 am
i love this one so bad i have aquestion tho. the music when playes the new godzilla games. what is it? its awsome!
May 24, 2010 at 4:21 pm
i like it when he plays newer games and is speechless and practically shits his pants playing them…
May 31, 2010 at 11:35 am
June 5, 2010 at 8:58 am
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June 6, 2010 at 10:29 am
i like the elm street one too
but they are all good
June 10, 2010 at 8:52 am
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 thats funny. ROFLMAO!
June 12, 2010 at 2:10 am
This is one of my favorites, its right up there with Bugs bunny birthday blowout (blowout your ass!!) and TMNT.
June 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm
How did you managed to get the Japanese Godzilla games. By the way, what are your thoughts of the Godzillas game released in this century?
July 3, 2010 at 5:31 pm
This and the Godzillathon you did have really got me interested in Godzilla. I hope a new game comes out that’s just like the PS2 and Xbox games, they looked awesome. I’d love to play as Ghidorah destroying stuff.
July 7, 2010 at 7:08 pm
This is one of the best. Thankyou. I love Monster movies and while never playing these ga,mes as a child, I can imagine the heartbreak and disapointment. While the game developers were trying to be creative, they failed. Horriably.
July 31, 2010 at 1:45 am
The best time for games were NES and SNES and SEGA. Trust me, these new games come out with very few good games. It’s mostly graphics over everything else. Maybe GODZILLA sucked out to new consoles but there are so much more classics on the bit consoles. In terms of VIDEO GAMING, you were born at the perfect time. Our generation grew up on the evolution of gaming. I find these new games are too advanced for kids. It’s mostly targeted for older audiences that grew up with older consoles. We played the old stuff and can enjoy the new stuff. Kids start right off the bat with these new games but don’t have the experience of gaming like we do.
August 4, 2010 at 11:20 pm
wow the things shitty godzilla games can do to a video gamer
August 9, 2010 at 10:30 pm
wait do u mean the one u were playing at the beginning of the video or the ones at the last minutes cause those games kick ***
August 10, 2010 at 12:36 pm
People like me who play xbox 360 and love Godzilla get fucked hard because no Godzilla games came out for the 360. Godzilla Unleashed came out for PS2 and Wii, but not for the 360, that makes me fucking pissed as shit. Godzilla loving xbox 360 gamers NEED just 1 Godzilla game, JUST 1.
August 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm
lol if anyone is qualified to invent a new swear word, it’s the AVGN
August 30, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Please, God, can someone give me link to every Toho movie in Japanese with English subtitles. Please… GIVE ME MY GODZILLA!! *sobs for lack of any movie besides The original and the sequel and King Ghidrah. I beg you people, please give me the links!!!
October 14, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Actually the Heisei Saga was released also in Germany. Watched the Movies as a Kid here.
October 27, 2010 at 3:30 pm
If it wern’t for the 1998 American version of Godzilla, I wouldn’t have been interested in Godzilla at all. I haven’t seen all the films, and I enjoy watching Monster Madness 2008, which is what intruduced me to Cinemassacre. Other than the 1998 film, I’ve also seen Godzilla 2000 theatrically, and it was awesome.
1:55- I’ve also heard about this the same way.
How can they let a game like Godzilla 2 be released?
The Game Boy game looks like it was intended for pre-school students.
I haven’t played the 21st century games, but they DO look awesome and fun to play.
Love the end. Deffinatly the best Nerd moment ever made.
December 29, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Godzilla is the best
January 3, 2011 at 1:52 pm
IS GODZILLA IT CAN’T BE ANY BETTER!!!
Well i hope!
Gonna lay down a fadeback on it.
January 3, 2011 at 5:35 pm
“In two-thousand, X-X-X A.D…. why is it always X?”
Oh come on you just diminished EarthBound… nobody can touch EarthBound!
Ness attacks! SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSH!!!!!
January 24, 2011 at 8:54 am
I played Super Godzilla to completion for some strange reason. Strange glitch/design feature…if you had a second player control plugged in while trying to play that game, your little blue dot wouldn’t even move around the board. It would just show that dumb walking scene for all eternity.
February 11, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I laughed my ass off when you was playing xbox/playstation 2 and being silent, and after that (don’t know why but still )
February 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm
A word so bad that the fucking Nerd is bleeped for saying it on his own show!
March 9, 2011 at 10:03 am
When it says “in the year 2XXX AD…” it feels so Megaman-ish lol
April 16, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Super James Pond?
April 18, 2011 at 4:35 pm
I was a fan of godzilla when I kid, but I never found any good games, but I did play king of the monsters 2 …… it was one of my favourite games, it’s better then any tournament fighters game with big monsters…WHY WASN’T GODZILLA LIKE THAT !!!! the only thing sucked about the game is the god awful names the monsters had…Beetlemaster…Sackeyes…Eifflely….huggfrogger…lavicus…clawhead and Famardy ?! Oh ya theres a godzilla nock off called Super Geon,theres an Altra man nock off called Atomic guy and theres a metal king kong called Cyber woo, those are the heros . Good game, but crappy names.
May 8, 2011 at 2:12 am
FUUUUUMP!!! That’s my new swear.
These games are too little too late. Sure, kids growing up nowadays will get to play these games, but they don’t give a shit about Godzilla, they mostly think he’s a joke.
June 1, 2011 at 12:51 pm
What was the new curse word James came up with?
July 27, 2011 at 12:44 am
James,please read this comment is IMPORTANT
In 1994 a godzilla game was released for the PC engine or the Turbo Duo,i don´t remember wich one,anyway the game is pretty good and has good music and graphics,you should give it a review,please read this
August 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm
@browncat: he dident come up with one, he said fuck and bleeped it instead so it would sound like a new badass curseword that is so nasty and horrible that it wouldent even be allowed online on his own show. and he did that because its kinda hard to come up with a new fresh curseword that sounds bad right on the spot like that, so he bleeped it and let us just imagine what it was;)
August 15, 2011 at 2:02 pm
theres no godzilla foz the N64?
September 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm
I used to love watching those old Godzilla movies when I was a kid! Your awesome for being a Godzilla fan Nerd!
September 9, 2011 at 1:13 am
was the nes game even released in europe? I never saw it and im a collector too
September 17, 2011 at 8:22 pm
best rant =D
October 18, 2011 at 11:24 pm
As a child, I couldn’t decide what product of Japan was better; Godzilla or Nintendo. Then one weekend I rented Godzilla ON Nintendo. It was a waste of a weekend. I rented it on a Friday night, was supposed to return it Monday before noon, but it was MLK day that Monday, so I got to return it Tuesday at noon. I wasted a three day weekend in 1992 on Godzilla for NES.
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November 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm
when james says “what’s this, what’s that” i was surprised that he didn’t know it was dogora and matango, guess he’s not such a big toho monster movie fan after all :p
March 30, 2012 at 10:13 am
@gojirafan1 fuck off u nerd
March 30, 2012 at 3:19 pm
@JoeyTyke …wow good one must’ve taken you all week to think of that one
November 24, 2011 at 2:11 am
Honestly, I too am a huge Godzilla and many of the old games were pretty shitty, and what’s fucked up about being a fan is that back in the 1980′s and 90′s, you could only find these movies in their shot English dubbing and not in their original Japanese glory. I absolutely fucking LOVE Godzilla movies, owning any one i could get my hands on as well as frigging catching some on the Sci-Fi (not SyFy as it is nowadays) Channel. I remember sitting on my floor in my living room recording Destroy All Monsters and Godzilla vs. The Cosmic Monster. and to gojirafan1, he stated himself being a Monster fan, Dogora and Matango are kinda alien invasion films not monster. James, I too am a Giant Monster fan and I know what its like to find out that many of the movies are rarely EVER released here
November 24, 2011 at 10:07 am
@JohnODonnell actually Dogora and Matango WERE released in the US as early as the Godzilla films sure back then he probably would not have known but james said himself that with the internet currently and bieng a fan of toho films and all well im just surprised he’s a toho fan has access to the internet has access to other toho movies and hasn’t even heard of Dogora and Matango (both of which are among toho’s most successfull movies right up there with early godzilla showa movies)
November 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm
why is there so many people that try to be like james rolfe and say they like the same stuff as him when really people are just being james rolfe poser’s =(
December 1, 2011 at 5:39 pm
@Chris2636 how are we posers if we know more about the stuff he reviews then he does? seems like he’s the poser to me
December 2, 2011 at 8:53 pm
@gojirafan1@Chris2636 hes the original angry nerd not the i know everything nerd
December 22, 2011 at 7:18 am
Many fans show their appreciation for James Rolfe’s videos and often compare themselves to him. Just because people say I agree with this and I agree with that, doesn’t necessarily mean the person agrees with everything. Perhaps, the “people” don’t want to say what they disagree with because their opinion may be offensive. However, I’m a opened-minded person and have heard James many times mention, “I don’t care if your opinion differ from mines.” If viewers are trying to be posers, then James Rolfe must be a person they truly respect.” @Chris2636
December 22, 2011 at 7:27 am
Many fans show their appreciation for James Rolfe’s videos and often compare themselves to him. Just because people say I agree with this and I agree with that, doesn’t necessarily mean the person agrees with everything. Perhaps, the “people” don’t want to say what they disagree with because their opinion may be offensive. However, I’m a opened-minded person and have heard James many times mention in his videos, “I don’t care if your opinion differ from mines.” If viewers are trying to be posers, then James Rolfe must be a person they truly respect.” Also, people have been disagreeing with his latest “YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLSHIT” video. @Chris2636
January 17, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Because people like The Critic have no talent.
December 12, 2011 at 8:56 pm
that nintendo power issue is the same one were they announced castlevania rondo of blood, not Dracula X. hmm.
December 24, 2011 at 9:43 pm
Never played any of the Godzilla Games for the NES. The only one I played (that I remember anyway), was one of the Godzilla games for Xbox. He ought to review Beavis and Butthead for the Sega. Now THERE is a truly BAD game. The other game that would be interesting to see the AVGN nerd’s take on it.
January 3, 2012 at 3:22 pm
When I was a wee kid I went into the shop and saw Godzilla for the NES and was really excited, but it was new and cost too much so ended up getting Blaster Master instead. While I loved Blaster Master, I was still annoyed at missing out on Godzilla, my favourite thing ever… found out many many years later I dodged a bullet. Got the one on the PS2 though. It’s good but… I really woulda’ cared more as a child. So I know that feel.
January 17, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Who does the music at the end?
January 19, 2012 at 4:08 am
I consider this to be the zenith of nerd videos. RESPECT
January 25, 2012 at 1:31 pm
One of my favorite AVGN videos ever.
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January 26, 2012 at 7:20 pm
I had Super Godzilla ( and still do ) I could never figure out what the fuck I was doing.
January 26, 2012 at 7:24 pm
I had Super Godzilla and I could figure out what I was doing. Also, JAPAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
February 2, 2012 at 8:07 am
that last part is the best AVGN segment I ever seen
February 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm
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February 12, 2012 at 11:39 pm
Hey James please do a review of beavis and butt-head on snes by the way love your videos keep up the good work cant wait to see the avgn movie!!!!!!
February 26, 2012 at 12:30 pm
@Paradoxxx12321 I agree!
March 10, 2012 at 5:23 am
@darius_sinclair Me to!
March 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Obviously its a joke but you can’t pull a “Whats this PS2, Xbox shit?” when you have a Wii and Xbox 360 sitting on your shelf.
March 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm
@JJAB91 and even wii and 360 are shit, only true platform is PC
March 12, 2012 at 3:59 pm
@KarlJohanLaustenKnust No one asked for your opinion. Go away.
March 21, 2012 at 1:11 am
@KarlJohanLaustenKnust can’t afford either system, poor kid?
March 9, 2012 at 11:58 pm
Oh yeaaaaaaah! Its that bad
March 10, 2012 at 5:22 am
March 11, 2012 at 5:19 pm
And to think Nintendo still fucks us here in America. Fatal Frame 4 for the Wii? Japan only. Fucking selfish fucking cunts. We shouldn’t have to use mods and translation patches to play fucking games.
March 11, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Jet Fuckin’ Jaguar in a Godzilla GAME.
March 12, 2012 at 12:20 am
what do you like ps3 xbox 360 or the wii plz replay with your answer
March 12, 2012 at 3:01 pm
@GordonKelly They where cool when they came out but now they are out dated and the only true way to play games is to muster the brain cells and build a PC
March 12, 2012 at 4:01 pm
@KarlJohanLaustenKnust Stop being a PC elitist fanboy. No one wants that shit here, ether shut up or get the fuck out.
March 16, 2012 at 1:25 am
Don’t douche out at that guy just because you’re insecure about what you play your games on
March 22, 2012 at 9:15 am
@IIIlllIIIlllIII your a douche nozzle fanboy as well your shit is as bad as the rest querro
March 25, 2012 at 2:34 pm
@penuzlord lol u mad?
March 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm
@penuzlord Well that just proves that most console are imature and swear with no reason
March 26, 2012 at 12:43 pm
@JJAB91 Im not being elitist im just saying that pc sunceeds consoles in EVERYTHING.
The grafics, the controls and the overall power the machine gives
You have allso proven that console gamers are imature douchebags
March 30, 2012 at 10:06 am
@KarlJohanLaustenKnust Tip: When engaged in an online flame war, make sure you use correct spelling… Or even ledge able spelling.
March 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Even though it’s cool to have a Godzilla tournament fighter in Unleashed and such, the games themselves are actually pretty bad…
March 16, 2012 at 3:07 pm
@KyleSchofield Not much. The control might be a little frustrating, the Save the Earth and Unleashed games are epic. Destroy All Monsters is classic, and I pop it in any day, but all of the new games, are awesome!
March 18, 2012 at 1:12 am
I feel your pain, I had Godizilla on NES and Super Godzilla on SNES…..broke my spirits. I use to watch the Godzilla movies when they’d come MST 3K all the time.
Then Destroy all Monster Melee came out….and I was mad at first, because It was the game I wanted as a kid…not that crap on the NES and SNES.
March 28, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Your face expressions while playing the XBox and PS2 Godzilla’s games are hilarious lol there is a Sega Genesis game called King of the Monsters, although it is not about Godzilla it tries to imitate its essence: giant monsters fighting while destroying cities its a fun game, check it out if you don’t know it. And it has a sequel, full of crazy giant monsters!
March 28, 2012 at 9:50 pm
@PedroConstantinoAugusto Actually it was origially a Neo Geo Game.
Also on the SNES
March 31, 2012 at 9:35 pm
You press L, and R buttons so weird haha.
April 6, 2012 at 1:21 am
Me and my older brother used to play this shit all the time, thanks for the memories man. This is the only video of yours that involves a game ive played, because i only had n64 as a kid..i was born to late for super nintendo
April 6, 2012 at 1:22 am
the xbox version of destroy all monsters i mean
April 29, 2012 at 7:37 pm
@KarlJohanLaustenKnust: Oh, okay. You’re not a PC elitist, you just think that the PC is better than every console in every possible way. Thanks for clearing that up!
June 3, 2012 at 4:50 am
The Wii version of Godzilla Unleashed is a lot of fun. The ability to slam or grab and throw opponents while actually using physical gestures makes it more violent and fun. Plus, getting a little exercise ain’t half bad.
June 5, 2012 at 4:10 pm
anyone heard about the new godzilla movie coming out? looks like it will be
cgi. If so, I hope james reviews it
August 23, 2012 at 8:42 am
Speaking of Godzilla, there’s another american Godzilla film being made. I want to know your thoughts about it.
January 17, 2013 at 1:23 pm
I gotta disagree with AVGN, Godzilla on NES was a classic for me, I might be in the minority but I love that game and own it to this day
February 10, 2013 at 9:49 pm
I enjoyed that one too, I did however despise using Mothra…I always purposely got her killed so I wouldn’t have to be bothered.
February 2, 2013 at 9:15 am
What is the song played in the montage with the Xbox and Ps2 games? i have to know D:
February 3, 2013 at 3:53 am
I dont know much about godzilla, but I know I’d rather play the old games rather than the ones on xbox and playstation.
February 3, 2013 at 3:55 am
my bad, didnt mean to reply on your post
February 12, 2013 at 11:57 pm
I love how at around 13:30 he’s holding the Xbox controller like an NES pad, like the nerd is completely unable to comprehend ergonomic designs on Console controllers.
This episode is probably one of my favorites. The only thing that’s missing is the Nerd brawling with some guy in a Godzilla suit.
February 22, 2013 at 11:42 pm
“That’s like if the NES had a Ninja Gaiden IV, but it was a puzzle game.”
I laugh so hard every time I hear that line.
March 3, 2013 at 2:30 am
Yeah, I tried playing Monster of Monsters once, but the game started telling me to kill myself, so I shut it off and played Duck Tales instead.
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