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April 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm
You should do the regular pitfall :/ i remember that game… I LOVED it as a kid, but what a load of crap now… Why not give that a shot?
May 3, 2010 at 10:51 am
hahahaha diahorrea dial… sweeet.
June 3, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Just review the real Pitfall 2. Not that it’s a bad game. I just remember playing super pitfall thinking it was the sequel and then years later finding Pitfall 2.
June 10, 2010 at 8:33 am
maybe the red one is Pitfall Harry! lol
June 17, 2010 at 8:40 am
I know why you have to collect all those “magical” items! The “princess” (or whatever it is) has transformed into an ugly “princess” (or whatever it is). If you look at the “princess” (or whatever it is) slightly before you “collect her” she transmforms into a lesser ugly “princess” (or whatever it is).
July 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
This game is another case of a bad nintendo port (like Winter Games). The Atari 2600 (or was it 5200) versions weren’t too bad, and neither was the commodore 64 version. What was it with Nintendo and bad ports?
March 12, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Evil companies wanting a quick buck. That’s where the shite comes from.
July 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Actually the gold, frogs, and spiders are directly from the original pitfall series on atari (pitfall II heavily implicated here). Without looking into the nes port I would say the caged animal he speaks of is harry’s lost dog, which in the atari version I originally mistook for some strange enemy because it was standing on two shaky legs. I think the whole plot of the original was about getting the treasure and your dog and all and getting out, so they are being pretty faithful in that. The music is also based on the atari pitfall. wtf pitfall harry is doing with a gun is almost as big a question as why someone would make a game where batman uses guns to kill people and michael and jason from the slasher movies hurt children (if you don’t know batman has been anti-gun from the getgo, preferring to subdue enemies with the least possible force, pitfall harry had no gun, and michael and jason killed adults who failed to protect kids, not the other way round.) so the gun is a clear mismatch, teh random invisible items is ridiculous, but frogs, spiders, falling forever and taking forever to get back, cheap death, that all was part of the original pitfall package.
July 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Hey james just realized haveing played nes and super pitfall if you shoot really fast and pause the gun is faced the wrong way aiming at pitfalls larry or harrys face lol yet goes the opposite direction
July 19, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Almost like its sad pitfall harry knew the game sucked and wanted to end it all but the gun wouldnt let him rofl
October 27, 2010 at 3:06 pm
“Super” Pitfall. The only thing I find SUPER about it is its stupidity and difficulty.
2:01- I always laugh for this part.
This game is like something Activision put together from a garbage can full of things not used in their other games.
I love the refference of your Crazy Castle episode.
November 13, 2010 at 2:22 pm
When Harry ducks down, it looks like he’s taking a shit!!!!!!
April 10, 2011 at 11:48 pm
two possibilities- the “princess” is either ugly or turned to stone. that’s what I think……
June 20, 2011 at 10:01 am
my explanation on y its called SUPER pitfall is because its a SUPER piece of s***
September 8, 2011 at 1:08 pm
What a piece of dog doodoo! It looks like they had no budget for that game and just pulled it out of their asses!! Sheesh!
September 18, 2011 at 9:34 am
lets play charades, who am i?
thats awesome !
September 21, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Back in the atari Pitfall was my favorite game and now is a piece of shit
October 16, 2011 at 4:45 pm
About those frogs. There actually is frogs that have killed even people. Poison dart frogs have poison on their skin and with it the kill birds, monkeys and as i mentioned people. So actually those frogs are probably the most realistic enemies in this game.
October 31, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Do do do do do do dododo do doo do doo
November 16, 2011 at 11:51 am
You had it all set-up to fall down the beginners trap at the end James!
December 5, 2011 at 1:37 am
I saw this comment on youtube:
I read about Super Pitfall on Wikipedia.
That animal in the cage is an owl. Harry needs to rescue the owl before you can complete the game.
That girl you rescue is Harry’s niece. She has been turned into stone, so you need to collect the hidden objects to break the spell on her.
Good Job making Harry hump his own niece
From: Celacool.
All credit goes to this person not me!
December 5, 2011 at 1:50 am
I saw this on youtube”
I read about Super Pitfall on Wikipedia.
That animal in the cage is an owl. Harry needs to rescue the owl before you can complete the game.
That girl you rescue is Harry’s niece. She has been turned into stone, so you need to collect the hidden objects to break the spell on her.
Good Job making Harry hump his own niece
From: Celacool.
All credit goes to this person not me!
December 10, 2011 at 12:48 pm
That lava at 9:00 looks an aweful lot like mario’s
December 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
I guess this is some kind of patience test. That, or maybe an uncomplete game. It’s like some kind of alpha stage release. It’s like… you rescue the princess, so a normal person would turn off the console claiming he completed the game, but also added some kind of secret ending to tell the people that persist trying to find an end that the game has already ended… But you must be persistent to discover that the end of the game is in that exact random spot… I don’t know what were they up to when they did that. It has no sense, unless you have a manual that explains what happens or what are you doing. And the flickering is because there are too many sprites in the screen and the NES can’t handle them. As I said, looks more like an alpha release, like that cheetah man game you reviewed.
January 2, 2012 at 11:30 pm
i think this is acualy a good game. i had alot of fun with it as a kid! nah just kidding its a piece of anal waste
January 5, 2012 at 7:59 pm
I figured out what that animal in the cage is. It is his sidekick (and if I am correct, his bird as well) quickclaw. You find him in a cage and must free him with a key. I don’t beleive he does anything. Also the girl is his neice Rhonda who has been turned into stone.
January 22, 2012 at 7:43 am
@Creatureofnite how did you find all that out?
February 3, 2012 at 5:42 am
@jaredludy15 @Creatureofnite
Wax_on_Wax_off Said 2months ago :I read about Super Pitfall on Wikipedia.
That animal in the cage is an owl. Harry needs to rescue the owl before you can complete the game.
That girl you rescue is Harry’s niece. She has been turned into stone, so you need to collect the hidden objects to break the spell on her.
Good Job making Harry hump his own niece
From: Celacool.
All credit goes to this person not me!(how did HE find all that ? He didn’t, that’s how.)
January 18, 2012 at 6:19 am
I guess that it´s supposed to be a poisonous frog but why does it like your everyday pond-frog???
It´s fucked up!!
January 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Very accurate, the game is like a pitfall of Sh****
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February 3, 2012 at 7:07 pm
He looks like a French soldier from world war 1
February 16, 2012 at 6:59 am
@metalfuk1 Why because hes running away? LOL
March 11, 2012 at 4:27 am
@Staarscommando No…Because of the colours and the cap. And those jokes about french people and wars are starting to get boring. That’s so cliché, please find something else.
March 16, 2012 at 9:18 pm
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March 16, 2012 at 11:15 am
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March 12, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Pitfall Larry, Gary, Harry, Jerry. So many pitfall… people.
March 20, 2012 at 6:30 pm
fail at 0:50
May 6, 2012 at 12:02 pm
0:59 SUPER MARIO 4?!?!?!?!?
May 20, 2012 at 9:45 am
This is a horrible game,worthy of AVGN.
August 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm
The music about a minute in sounds very familiar but I can’t place it. Driving me nuts. Anybody know?
January 18, 2013 at 6:25 pm
Mission 4 from the first double dragon
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