Episode #13 Too Much Cream Cheese

Mike Matei / July 27th, 2009

Comments

  • MarkShark

    April 8, 2010 at 1:35 am

    You need to do more of these. They are not only funny, but express the mundane things that annoy everyone nation wide. Like how for some odd reason, coffee always has a way of spilling itself through the sip whole. Drives me nuts, makes my car stink, and is sticky.

  • I Love Cuetes

    April 8, 2010 at 6:39 am

    You know whats bullshit? The fucking 10-30sec commercial befor evry episode!
    Still i LOVE your movies!

  • April 8, 2010 at 7:27 am

    eeeey…the more chees the better…i did’n get fat in vain.wtf?more cheese less bread please!!!!:P

  • Iscariah

    April 8, 2010 at 9:39 am

    @I Love Cuetes: You know what’s even more bullshit? Using Internet Explorer that causes you’ll see a fucking commercial before everything. Use Google Chrome, Safari, Opera or even Firefox with a block extension. Gone are most ads….

  • April 8, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    damn straight james they shuld have the options for the cream cheeze i swear a shit load of it is on my bagel from dunkin donuts usually on the way to school im gonna complain tomorrow morning about that bullshit

    – Steven Ippolito

    p.s love avgn they rock dude =D

  • April 8, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    @Iscariah : I woldn’t use google chrome if i where you…google stores every information about you,your online activity,everything they can…just be careful with that one…

  • Shadowtube567

    April 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    LOL, i like how much cream cheese there is (i usually get it at Tim Hortons) but i agree, there should be a selection.

  • killteck

    April 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    That’s what you get for going to that goddamn place. America runs FROM Dunkin Donuts. More like Dunkin Diabetes!

  • captkiro

    April 10, 2010 at 2:05 am

    I call for more!

  • PrincessToadstool

    April 14, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    James.. are you from Wawa?? That’s awesome! I used to live in Barrie and visited in Wawa! YEAH to the giant goose!

    Also.. I agree. I hate having to put my fingers in my creamcheese, or trying to maneuver wiping the bagel on the paper before I eat it. Garbage.

  • wildgoosespeeder

    April 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Here’s a better idea, creme cheese should be in a seperate container or something.

  • wmd

    April 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    You know whats bullshit? No new You know whats bullshits.

  • CrapFilled Yum Yum

    April 21, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Anyone which has a problem with the adverts at the start of the videos should just do this:
    Click on the advert in the video and a new tab should open up for that adverts website.
    Then you just close the adverts website and click again on the video.
    That should then skip the advert and let you watch the video.

    I do agree though that the adverts on other websites such as Youtube can be really annoying and it would be nice if you could skip them.
    At least as youtube is not as bad as other websites where you have to do a survey first to even start the video and then when the video starts you still have to watch adverts through out the video.

  • ThatGuy

    April 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    ”Too much cream cheese”
    That’s was she said
    erm…

  • Stant666

    April 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    @ Xhadow

    +1!

  • Xhadow

    April 25, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    @ Stant666
    Point taken!

  • TheLovelyFreak

    April 26, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    I suggest you do a bs rant on Facebook notifications and how if you comment on a tagged picture yuor email turns into a slow piece of spammed shit.

  • jason24589

    April 27, 2010 at 5:20 am

    James, what about the next video of “You Know What’s Bullshit?”. AVGN will back in May, Board James is back from Deadly Danger Dungeon. When The Bullshit Man will back and make a new episode?

  • April 28, 2010 at 8:39 am

    dude i miss wawa’s so much :/ we moved to stupid frickin ohio and theres no wawa’s here.

    thanks for bringing up such a painful childhood loss.

  • UcpTeddy

    April 29, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    Ya know whats bullshit?, About a month ago here in Sweden, they just went Waaay WAAAAAY overdone with the commercials on TV, Oh and i thought it was much when they had 3 commercial breaks on one movie.. but now.. THERE IS 7~8 on a movie that’s 1h,20m long! wtf?! at that point.. i gave up on TV, threw the channel box in the garbage.

  • zamphire82

    April 30, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    you know whats BULL SHIT ! saying lol i mean i am tired of getting text from people and thats BULL SHIT !

  • lasterk

    May 1, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    dude you need to make more of these videos they are awesome

  • May 8, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    i use to work at D&D i never put the cream cheese on people use to bitch about it all the time

  • linkmastersword

    May 12, 2010 at 7:25 am

    lol
    bullshitman

  • May 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    You would make an excellent stand-up-comedian.

  • K-dub

    May 18, 2010 at 12:54 am

    nice episode! but where’s your new bullshit? it’s been a year! oh boy that sounds wrong :D

  • Aberrance

    May 18, 2010 at 8:51 am

    Maiku your stupid. Nobody force you to watch, so don,t complain. Always has to be someone who will try to ruin something … i guess this is the human nature. So go on with full force James and i will be glad to see new episode from You Know What’s BullShit.

  • StandingCow

    May 20, 2010 at 2:54 am

    I like lots of cream cheese, you just have to use caution while eating it… since it can run out the sides and all.

  • Super-Retro gamer

    May 24, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Here’s a good bullshit video.
    Ya know what’s BULL SHIT? Huge ass AC adapters.
    They are so huge and Annoying!
    Cameras, consoles, most electronic items have that HUGE AC adapter.
    That is Bull Shit

  • ShepherdWhittaker

    June 3, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Make more Bullshit Videos! They’re too funny.

  • Not Mike Matei

    June 4, 2010 at 2:59 am

    Retro Gamer

    he already talked about that on an AVGN lol

    YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKIN BULLSHIT?!

    The fact that that most hot dog packages contain eight hot dogs

    but hot dog bun packages have twelve buns

    I guess they couldn’t do math.

    In order to even it out, you would need to buy twelve hot dog packages and eight bun packages

    you think thats enough?

  • June 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    frstefan, you can go fuck yourself, he doesn’t only make avgn, its ppl like you who are gonna make him want to stop making them, you asshole.

  • vinamon13

    June 9, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    moooooooooore! also, how did you do the face?

  • Jossa

    June 9, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    I’d love to see a “You Know what’s Bullshit?” about the f’n codes they put on soda caps now days. Remember when Coke or Pepsi had a contest and you could actually get a cap that said “YOU WIN!” Whether it was a free soda or a Huffy bike it was as simple as “YOU WIN!” Now I have to go to a website and enter ridiculous code that is 16 characters long just to see if I’ve won anything. On top of that half of the caps for any drink have a code on it without even advertising a contest on the label. WTF is the code for? Not only do you want me to go to a website and enter a 16 character code but now I got to do it for no apparent reason. Bring back the simple phrase “YOU WIN!” It’s not that hard you assholes

  • thekenbaum

    June 9, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    i know who bullshit man is…
    James Nintendo nerd…
    yes i know…
    he is also the one that plays all the monster madness movie’s.
    and board James.
    and one last thing…
    fake mask.
    well see next episode soon.

  • Qu3s0

    June 10, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    you know what’s buuuuull shit????

    MAIKU

    oh! and please bullshit man make new videos of what is bull shit, you asshole

    thank you

  • supermark64

    June 13, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    @Rob Julian: omg! they made a place called d&d? thats my favorite game thats not a video game. i dont know why i made that refrence, but i did.

  • wutaii123

    June 16, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    These are really good, you should make some more.

  • June 18, 2010 at 8:24 am

    “YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKIN BULLSHIT?!

    The fact that that most hot dog packages contain eight hot dogs

    but hot dog bun packages have twelve buns

    I guess they couldn’t do math.

    In order to even it out, you would need to buy twelve hot dog packages and eight bun packages

    you think thats enough?”

    you know whats bullshit?!? your math skills. why not buy 2 packs of buns and 3 packs of hot dogs? idiot

  • June 19, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    the you know what’s bullshit stuff is really great and i hope more keep coming got one for you

    you know what’s bullshit? transit it’s to slow it wastes time at stops (sometimes for 20 min at a time) and there always fucking late

  • rocklord

    June 19, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    i hate Cream Cheese.

  • spirit-fox

    June 21, 2010 at 11:27 am

    I like these videos! ^^

  • July 4, 2010 at 12:14 am

    Fuck Yeah WaWa CAPE MAY NJ 4 LIFFFFEEEE

  • TheValsalvaManeuver

    July 4, 2010 at 3:57 am

    Maybe this has been mentioned before, but Bullshit Man REALLY needs to do a segment on CELL PHONES!

    Seriously, there is a goldmine of things to complain about. For starterst:

    !.) If you want a certain model phone, you have to subscribe with a certain carrier (it would be like of Toyota only let you fill up at Mobil stations, but if you had a Honda you had to fill up at Hess Stations)

    2.) “Data plans” that charge more per month for things (like applications) that are already BUILT INTO THE PHONE and don’t involve any more actual data transfer over the network!

    3.) Outside buttons that go off in your pocket when you don’t want, and are un-lockable.

    4.) Batteries. ‘Nuff said.

    5.) The fact that if all you want a phone for is calls and text messaging, then the phones 5 years ago were actually faster, had better reception, had longer battery life, and were much more reliable, than similar phones released today.

  • July 4, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    i just went there today and there was so mutch cream cheese

  • pcgamer176

    July 5, 2010 at 12:01 am

    Speaking of annoying packaging and bullshit. I hate fucking hate those items you buy that are sealed in those plastic cases and they are like airtightly sealed? the only way to get them off is to just fucking ravage the thing with a pair of scissors.

  • Moertel

    July 6, 2010 at 8:56 am

    james, dont you wanna make new bullshit stuff?Or is there any otehr reason why it has benn a year since the last?

  • lionlake

    July 14, 2010 at 10:00 am

    you know what’s bullshit?
    Sleeping bags, they like NEVER fit back into the sack you bought them in!
    It takes way too fucking long to get them back into that sack, it’s like you need to plan an extra day for your holiday just to pack all of your sleeping bags.
    Like why not make that sack a little bit bigger, nobody is gonna care!
    It would make our lives much easier.

  • TristanRW

    July 14, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    you know what’s also bullshit?
    Laptops. Sure they’re great with what they can do but you can barely have them sitting on your lap cause they get too fucking hot cause your blocking the hole meant to take in cool air. And then people say just say just put it on a table or desk but that’s what a fucking desktop is for. I wanna take my laptop with me without having to worry about burning the crap out of my leg. Oh and of all the laptops I’ve used and of friends’ laptops, more than a few of the chargers have gone to shit. Computer companies need to really work on their cooling technologies. BULLLLSHITTT

  • shitbrain

    July 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    hahahahaha

  • Marcus Kassab

    July 16, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    You know what’s bull shit? Watching these ads. -_-’

  • mad2physicist

    July 16, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    I happen to like the amount of cream cheese they give you at Dunkin Donuts. But that’s just me. I like the idea of having customer-specified variable quantity cream cheese but then they wouldn’t be able to just tell the workers ‘put one little container of cream cheese on.’
    Of course, they could do a 1, 2, or 3 container option.

  • wompa123

    July 18, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    you know whats bullshit? David Caruso’s chessy ass lines in csi miami

  • potatoking22

    July 20, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    You know whats bullshit? Having to sit through a 30 second Madden 2011 commercial every time I click on a new video. I mean come on, some of these are only 50 seconds, why should i spend 30 seconds to watch a 50 second video; especially when I’m on lunch and have a time limit?

  • July 20, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    YKWB — ! LOVE IT, live in England and , i have to say, it’s quality viewing, as is AVGN.. Tbh im looking forward to watching your movies,on the horror channel… Dont forget Peter Jackson made ‘Brain Dead’ and ‘Bad Taste’ on a shoe-string budget..

  • Evildead818

    July 26, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    u know whats bullshit? not seeing a new VIDEO for a year! come on james! u gotta talk to SPIKE to leave u alone for a bit OR give u more crew men and a bigger budget so u can have videos coming out sooner

  • Trekker52495

    July 27, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    i agree with Evildead818

  • kaplaaa

    July 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    you should make an episode about these fucked up ballsucking assholelicking pukeeating fucks called advertisments

  • July 30, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    You know whats BULLSHIT!?!? Percentages… Everytime you download or install something you get a fucking bar that cant be constant! Why does it pass from 25 to 50% in a seconde but freezes at 73% for a minute!

  • DarkSlayer

    July 31, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Here’s something thats Bullshit. When I have to register or do certain things for websites, I have to spell out scrambled ass words that I can’t see. When I try to use the option to hear the word, it either doesn’t work or I can’t hear it. And if I get it wrong, I have to wait for another one. I usually just reload the page until I find one that I CAN read. I know that is to prevent spam, but still to put up with that is a real, big, smelly pile of sun baked Bullshit!! Nice work on this video, James.

  • TheSxeGamer

    August 2, 2010 at 12:49 am

    Best Rant EVER

  • vhayes8886

    August 4, 2010 at 10:59 am

    you know whats bullshit? the fact that you stopped at only 13 bullshit videos. at least stop at a common number like 20 but not 13! that unlucky and thats bullshit.

  • Greenday1983

    August 4, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    Subway Is just as guilty with the fucking mayo. If you don’t specify “a little”, half your fucking sandwich is nothing but mayo.

  • August 14, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    i used to work for dunkin donuts… & yes, it is bullshit, but there’s a reason. not a very good one, but one none the less…

    the cream cheese comes in 1oz. tubs & we were told to put the whole thing on. we had normal sized cream cheese tubs that were for “emergency” use only. so i don’t get it either.

    that is also the only place i’ve ever worked that did allow smoke breaks at all. you got a break, but they would fire you for smoking… now that’s bullshit. i could understand if i was in the building or something… or if i was smoking something more sinister than tobacco, but come on. 5 minutes was all we wanted

  • Snafu

    August 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    (at the end) O_O Whoa. I haven’t seen shit (lol pun) that scary since My Life as a Teenage Robot. Great episode, and hope we get more Bullshit episodes.

  • erick

    August 25, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    uhh mr. rolfe sir
    i think we’d all appreciate it kindly if you was to make another one of these :D
    theyre so funny its unbelievable…way better than most things on tv
    so yeah…just keep it up and your voice will be heard :D

  • LigeiaMaloy

    August 26, 2010 at 12:34 am

    You know what’s bullshit?
    It’s 5am, you haven’t slept for a minute and decide to watch some internet stuff just to make your brain finally fall into a coma. That’s the plan.
    Then you stumble across some bullshit above bullshit and you laugh so hard that, at the end, you are more awake than ever during the last 48 hours.

    That’s bullshit. But somehow, in a good way xD

  • crono04

    August 30, 2010 at 6:20 am

    Snafu-My Life As A Teenage Robot was scary?

    EEEEEYOU KNOW WHATS BUUUUUUULLL SHHIIIIIII-TAH!?! That theres so much more bullshit going unchallenged. I get that James would probably rather make other stuff than this. I’d rather see new AVGN or top ten lists and even Board James, too. But these videos only scratched the surface of the bullshit, they haven’t even gotten to most of the half-digested grass clumps yet. Like what about movies that are named after well-known things but they’re just barely about them? Like the second Resident Evil movie. Yeah, the names of characters and locations were the same and there zombies in it, but where the fuck did they get that Matrix stuff Alice kept doing? It might as well be Devil May Cry or something, just replace ‘Umbrella’ with ‘Hell’ and ‘Jill’ with ‘Trish’. Give Alice a bitchin’ red coat and a wiener and you’d hardly notice the change.

    And what about mortality!? Thats the biggest, smelly, fly-gagging chunk of bullshit of them all! Here you are, enjoying life and all it has to offer and then suddenly, a meteorite flies down and puts a hole in you and you have to stop. What the hell!? Thats like if you’re doing some heroic no-saves game of GTA and right when you’re doing well, some asshole kid comes along and pisses in the disc slot. Not only do you have to stop, you can never resume! And all because of some asshole! Life is a game. If your life is Wand of Gamelon, go ahead and turn it off. But if you’re living Uncharted 2, you should get to keep doing it until you’re done! Death should either allow second chances, put your life to a vote so Hitler couldn’t be immortal or whatever got you had to get you GOOD, like something out of Final Destination 2. Whats this choking shit!?

    A bit heavy-handed for a YKWBS video perhaps. But its no less bullshit and its highly relevant to everyone. Forget The Force, Bullshit is what binds us all together. Bullshit is like in Batman Begins when Scarecrow’s fear gas covers the city. Its everywhere and it has to be stopped! Or at least made fun of with feces masks and a Nostalgia Critic outfit.
    Theres so much bullshit around that not calling the world on it is…is…its BULLSHIT!!

  • Snafu

    September 11, 2010 at 2:45 am

    You know whats bullshit? When your play games online (Modern Warfare 2 for example) and theres some annoying little kid yelling and screaming. I would always leave the game when that happens. Those kids shouldn’t have an account let alone a headset if there’re going to annoying the fuck out of everyone else playing online.

  • linkfan3

    September 20, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Why don’t you do another episode on ac adapters we know how much you hate them so why not do an episode on it or do an episode on computer commercials every time I try to watch you on gametralers I always have to watch a commercial every time it’s annoying and that’s bullshit.

  • clypso2012

    September 26, 2010 at 2:03 am

    are making a nother one of these?

  • September 27, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Cinnemasacre rocks: we love the nerd and you wanna know whats bullshit:
    http://www.cinemassacre.com/category/avgn/avgn-2010/

  • mortabius

    September 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    I hope theres a new one soon,its overdue!

  • ravendogg

    October 4, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    never picked up anything but donuts at dunkin. but now know to stay clear of their bagels unless I want a heart attack.

    James you are awesome. This may sound weird but your vids are becoming a zen like therapy for me. I remember back in the day when Married With Children was on television and a viewer wrote a letter to the show stating that the show was a breath of fresh air and that watching Al Bundys life for 22 mins made that person feel better for all the bullshit he went through every week and made him realize wow things could always be worse. I gotta say since discovering your videos by accident on Youtube.com in the fall of 2009 I have become a hardcore fan. I oddly enough discovered your videos after I had just lost a job only 2 weeks b4 christmas and was desperate for something to take my mind off everything going on in my life. Your AVGN vids were to hilarious to miss. I swear in the 3 weeks I was looking for work, after a day of applying for work each night I would spend them watching a few vids at a time. When I was fortunate enough to find employment I saved some cash to purchase your Vol 1 of AVGN. I am hoping to pick up your new bundle of Vol 2 & 3 and can not wait for Vol 4 to come out too !!!! Thank you for all your vids and god bless you. Doubtful you will read this but I hope you will continue to offer us your very amazing entertainment !!!!

  • spurned

    October 5, 2010 at 2:12 am

    YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSHIT THOSE ADS THAT HAVE FKING SOUND I SWEAR 2 GOD IM WATCHING A VID ONLINE NXT MOMENT I HEAR LOUD FKING MUSIC AND I HAVE 2 LEAVE FULLSCREEN 2 TURN OFF SOUND AND SOMETIMES U CANT TURN THE SOUND DOWN

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 5, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    I used to like a lot of cream cheese on my bagel.

  • SquirrelCheese

    October 8, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    a good you know whats bullshit topic would be the bullshit pointed straws that come with little carton drinks like milk and orange juice. companies like tropicana attach this shitty flimsy little plastic straw to the carton and expect you to be able to piece through an 1/8 inch thick piece of cardboard with it. i wonder if they have they ever tried to drink their own product with the tools given to their consumers. there are some companies like Capri-Sun that give you a really hard pointed plastic straw and only a flimsy thin material to pierce through….but no, with tropicana, you gotta go hard and you gotta get it perfect the first time-because once you fuck up that straw, you blew it man, theres no going back.

  • October 11, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    you know whats bull shit;

    their hasten been a new one of these sense July of 09, i mean come on its October 2010, get on the dam ball already already.

    just foll en these are great and I would love to see more.

  • kakeroo

    October 17, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    look silver lineing james,

    scrapping off the eccess cream cheese and saving it so by the end of the week you have enough for a cheese cake,

  • Gman123

    October 18, 2010 at 1:18 am

    When is there gonna be a new one. He shpuld do chain letter text messages. Those things are bull shit MMMMMOOOOOOOO “fart”

  • October 19, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    It seems like Dunkin’ Donuts has taken your complaints to heart. Almost all my life, I’ve been getting an excess of cream cheese on my bagels there, but as of last year, I’ve been getting a dearth. These days, there’s barely enough cream cheese to even see without opening the sandwich, when you get it from DD.

  • Mattashell

    October 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Whenever I visit IMDb I want to search for something. I get my pointer positioned directly over the search bar because you have to click it before you can type in the field. The instant I click the mouse a banner appears and the search bar moves two inches down the screen causing me to click the banner and open an ad. That’s bullshit.

  • Pestige

    October 22, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    You should visit Tim Horton’s, there they have the cream cheese on one side of the bagel, and it’s not alot.

  • hockeytofu101

    October 24, 2010 at 2:54 am

    @Pestige you know what else is bull shit THE ONLY FUCKIN TIM HORTONS IN AMERICA ARE RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS BORDER WE NEED MORE TIM HORTONS IN AMERICA i swear im gonna die without a timbit or a tim horton donut

  • mng1994

    October 29, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    You know whats really bullshit? The fucking ads you get right before you play a fucking video. We see enough fucking commercials on TV (Especially the political ads going on right now) DON’T YOU THINK THATS ENOUGH! But no, they just have to keep shoving it down your throat praying to god you’ll buy their product. I avoid watching TV just because I hate commercials, but there’s no escaping it because they have to keep shoving it in your face and THATS BULLSHIT!

  • xenxander

    November 5, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    You know what’s bullshit? 3D! Yeah, this stupid gimmicky crap that went out in the early 90′s.

    You could do a full episode of YKWBS on this concept. I’d love to hear your take on that, because honestly – that’s bullshit!

  • elcentralen

    November 16, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    you kno whot is bull shit, all this fucking adds its like 5 min ad to see a 3 min clipp. and it almost newer changes i mean okey a new add ewery time well i canage whit some rage. But no the same fucking add all the time. most of the time i go to some ather site during the add but i often forget seens i turn off the adds sound and seens it outo plays after the add you miss the hole episode, and then it has the curtesy to force you to check the add agen ewen tho its now a replay, and if you are realy hard core you can check the add afther the clipp that is 8 min add for a 4 min clip, that is BULL SHIT.

    thx for the great vids and hope you get some money for all the add but i much rather donate some cash i i can get ridd of all this adds.

  • November 17, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    You know what’s BULLSHIT!?!? James’ Face XD that was so godamn funny

  • jdh42069

    November 19, 2010 at 4:33 am

    HEY, You know whats really some fuckIn BULL-SHIT!!??!! I’ll tell you.
    These fucking commercial clips that come on every time you go from 1 video to the next!!, I mean Lets say im catching up on a few episodes that i havent seen in a while, well every fuckin time i go to watch one i better be ready to watch one of these cheesy dumb ass commercial clips!! Also, as if thats not bad enough, we have to go through this shit at the beginning and the end when we watch a video , to make it even worse half the time they repeat the same fucking commercial clips over and over!!! Its like WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?! I mean im not so fucking dense that i dont understand that we have to have advertising to keep the web-site up, but come on, these commercials suck!! Also like i said before they repeat themselves over and fucking over!! So, maybe everybody else thats obviously been through this shit needs to complain enough and maybe these fucking advertisers will understand that we click on these links to see James Rolfe, or as you know him better, AKA The Bull-Shit Man, or as some of you who are true fans like myself, you may know him as The Angry Video Game Nerd!!! hell yea now thats what im talkin bout!! Well N-E-WAYS next time you click on a link or image to watch or( stream if you will) a video, and you see those stupid fucking advertisments you will think to yourself…NOW THATS FUCKING BULL-SHIT!!!!!

  • Dylan Hodge

    November 26, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    My face is bullshit too. Let’s be buddies!

  • hiraxmax999

    November 28, 2010 at 2:58 am

    I like cream cheese. Can’t get enough.

  • Mark Barry

    November 29, 2010 at 10:59 am

    We need another one of these respect from Ireland

  • Michelle

    November 29, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    Sorry James, I love that amount of cream cheese! The more the better! Though..maybe they should just sell the bagels with the cream cheese separate so you can choose how much you want.

  • algis31

    December 1, 2010 at 11:32 am

    I know you probably wont do another bullshit video but maybe you make one about people using CG too much every movie nowadays is CG even the actors are so maybe one day you could do a CG bullshit video

  • December 2, 2010 at 1:27 am

    HEY WATS UP MEN!!!, 2 THINGS:

    1.- I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT CASTLV, AFTER C 4, EVERYTHING ITS JUST FIND THINGS AND NO HARD TO BEAT ACTION, I LOVE CASTL 3 BECAUSE ITS SO HARD.

    2.- IM FROM MEXICO, YOU SHOULD DO AN EPISODE ON HOW MEXICAN CULTURE HAS DISTORTIONED AMERICAN CULTURE, MEXICAN FOOD THAT IS EVERYWERE NOW, COLLEGE IN PIJAMAS, SHIT LIKE THAT!!!

    REGARDS, ELY B

  • December 16, 2010 at 7:34 am

  • supermark64

    December 24, 2010 at 8:48 am

    r u ever going to make more of these?

  • chrisgamer

    December 28, 2010 at 2:13 am

    @spurned INSACLY! ON ONE OF THE EPISODES THE AD WAS HALF AS LONG AS THE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!! LIKE WTF?

  • Osubosu

    January 5, 2011 at 5:41 am

    Bull shit face xD what did you take when you came up whit that dude xD

  • killteck

    January 6, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    I got cream cheese cumming out my dick. and onto your bagel.

  • killteck

    January 6, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    or not

  • Thebackgroundguy

    January 10, 2011 at 12:41 am

    The Bullshit Face reminded me of Jordy Verill in Creepshow. It is fucking creepy. How did you make it?

  • misfit_ex

    January 10, 2011 at 10:55 am

    recycle it..

  • Snafu

    January 16, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

    Bleedman,

    Lets just say i fucking hate GIR, Anime, and that fucking annoying white-haired lolicon bitch (Belle) that 90 year old pedos fap to until they have b-nuts.

    (I’m sorry you had to hear that.)

  • Coldkill2001

    January 20, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    What do you measn we haven’t seen your face? your the Angry video game nerd!!

  • February 8, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    A) Coldkill2001, he’s talking about the character of “The Bullshit-Man”

    B) You should do more of these, James. These were so great (especially the one about printers). I am eager for another helping of bullshit.

  • RocketeerRaccoon

    February 17, 2011 at 7:30 am

    You know what’s bullshit? There hasn’t been a new episode of this since. I would love to see a new one because it’s so funny to watch.

  • Darthbrooks

    February 22, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    I’m going to have to agree with BRatedProductions and RocketeerRaccoon. We want more bullshit!

  • NishaadMicrosoftNerd

    February 27, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Heh heh. I was wondering if I could work with you :3

  • Suedehead_Sean

    March 30, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Killteck wtf man that’s grim

  • April 5, 2011 at 10:37 am

    I have never seen to much cream cheese on a bagel. That looked like the right amount to me.

  • SonicX007

    April 5, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Oh c’mon james ur not bullshit blame the cream……..cheese? oh what ever nice vid anyway

  • consequences

    April 7, 2011 at 3:44 am

    I love Wawa’s excessive use of cream cheese. Bagels are so thick, I like a lot so I can actually ensure I’m going to taste the filling (which is most of the price).

    What’s REALLY bullshit is the password I just got when I registered. Fucking parentheses and ampersands in it? Come on.

  • Mr. Arkadin

    April 7, 2011 at 11:42 am

    You know what’s BS?

    Captcha

  • Stripes

    April 15, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THERE HAVNT BEEN NEW EPISODES THE LAST MONTHS. if u go to the homepage of this website u see what james plans are, like he wil make more episodes of bs and avgn but hes bussy on his avgn movie so cut him some slack!!!

  • JackeeLee

    April 18, 2011 at 10:06 am

    First off @Stripes, if you noticed, he hasnt made a new bullshit since 2009. It has nothing to do with his movie, that btw I cant wait for!

    I totally agree! Whenever I go on vacation and see a wawa I have to tell them not to put too much on. It covers the taste of the bagel. If I wanted all that shit Id ask for a bowl of cream cheese.

    I wonder if they’d save any money by skimping on the cream cheese. Is a waste of product.

  • RCDeschene

    April 18, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    Actually in Massechusetts, they give us the cream cheese in small containers like butter so you can add as much as you prefer.

  • April 18, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    YOU KNOW WHATS BULL SHIT!?!?!!!
    Google, cause whenever you’re trying to find something it takes a fucking hour! The part is that you get so much shit come up thats no at all related to what you’re looking for because it’s got the in it! I mean fuck! I was trying to find some info on my unitrex video pro pong console, and you know how long it took me to find anything? 48 fucking minutes! And still I didn’t find shit looking under “web” I had to use google images which still took fucking forever! well I’m not the bullshit man, but thats bull shit!

  • April 18, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    here in canada we don’t have donut shop of that sort. we have timhortons but not being an avid customer i couldn’t tell you the cream cheese deal. but from what i’v seen it’s about a lite spread and thats it, WTFuck wouyld you wan’t a pound of fucking cream cheese for?

  • RandomFrenchGuy

    April 22, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Hi! I wanted to comment on that video, because, since I’m not American (as my username implies), I was wondering if this cream cheese was salty or sweet. My question may look somewhat odd but since here in France, the few begels and donuts we have are always filled with sweet things like chocolate or jam, I was thinking that it must taste weird if it’s filled with something salty. Thanks for the response and BTW, great video!

  • Austin

    April 25, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    His head looks like hash brown…that fell in shit…

  • Eddy479

    April 30, 2011 at 3:16 am

    You Know WHats BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. When one minute you have something in your hand and in a second and you cant fucking find it like somehow turned into fucking Houdini and dissapeared and it talkes u a shit load of time just to find it. thats Bull shit!

  • Eddy479

    May 2, 2011 at 1:50 am

    correction the last line i mean to say
    “and it fucking takes u a shit load of time just to find it.and THATS BULLSHIT!”

  • May 21, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    You know what’s really bullshit?

    The fact that fucking wawa doesn’t exist outside of PA, NJ, DE, and VA…and whatever other state it’s in. I’m from New Jersey and I want my goddamn hoagies here in Georgia.

    Fuck they don’t even know what the fuck a hoagie is.

    That’s what’s bull shit.

  • Cinemassacrefan2

    June 4, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    This videos rock!

  • SpiritSoldier

    June 16, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    a shit load of cream cheese is the best part, cant stand a bagel with out enough.

  • AnimeRemix

    June 24, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    Lol, love the ending part.

  • LongDongSilver

    July 12, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    I love cream cheese, and like a lot.

  • primalchaos

    August 1, 2011 at 2:32 am

    Believe it or not, Wawa is also the name of a town in Ontario,Canada. And the funny part is that the town has 3 giant geese statues like the one on the add from the store.

  • CescVicious

    August 1, 2011 at 2:59 am

    i love how your face is bullshit XDD

  • Gojirafan87

    August 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    My god it’s true! Way too much cream cheese. Wawa’s are freaking everywhere where I live (PA).

  • Davoo

    August 21, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    @Sam Sutton
    I know exactly what you mean! I’m from Missouri and I don’t think I’ve even ever done so much as driven past a Dunkin Donuts in my life.

    Optimus Prime will NOT get his trailer here.

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    October 13, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Hah hah! It’s a Seagull instead of a BAYGULL!

  • Riddler

    October 20, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    I hate when that happens. I put some on, but never across the hole, or so much it squishes all over the place.

  • hannibalbrown

    November 11, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Foamy the squirrel is displeased

  • HakumenKing101

    December 1, 2011 at 6:47 am

    Good job I don’t live in america then :D

  • Kimmonator

    December 1, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    About your face. Whose face it was when you were taking a shit in the pay toilets-episode if this is your face? The scene when you take a shit and someone handed the paper.

  • December 24, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Just mail all that cheese back to them in a padded envelope.

  • MECHAGARY

    January 1, 2012 at 2:12 am

    I have to disagree on this one. I go heavy on the cream cheese!

    • LanguageProof101

      January 10, 2012 at 10:56 pm

      @MECHAGARY fatty

      • MECHAGARY

        January 10, 2012 at 11:33 pm

        @LanguageProof101 Wait a frickin’ minute!!! Your profile says your name is Bobby Brown? Like from the Frank Zappa song, called “Bobby Brown” ???

        OH NO!!!!

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! If it was a joke,, then haha. But if that’s your real name?,, Oh my God. Then you are fricking cursed,,, forever!!!

      • MECHAGARY

        January 10, 2012 at 11:41 pm

        @LanguageProof101 For anybody who,, might be,, curious,,, you know,, about the Bobby Brown song,,, well here it is……..

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gGbsAkYnfw

        Damn,, I love Zappa. Don’t you?

    • MECHAGARY

      January 10, 2012 at 11:16 pm

      Umm,, o.k. I’ll take that one. I weighed 150 pounds in High School. I graduated in 1978. Way before you were born, and way before Zelda was even conceived. Now I weigh 149. I lost a pound.,, but yes, I still have my girlish figure, and get complimented on it daily. It sure didn’t come from sitting around the entire decade of the 80′s, 90′s, and 2000′s, drinking fruit punch, and eating Twinkies in my mom’s basement, playing video games. I was working my ass off, so my kids, like you, could play these games, and don’t regret it.. Just like I still am now. Yes, this is your Dad. Wake up Son,, and,, get a job. Please…

      … I’m begging you…

      p.s. Cream Cheese, or not, it doesn’t matter. I eat whatever I want, and don’t gain a pound. I stay very active. My job requires it.

  • DonSkiver

    January 13, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    This one was disgusting. Seeing you grabbing globs of cream cheese like that seeing it just caked on those bagels… It’s nauseating. It’s fucking nauseating.

  • max28057

    January 19, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    also i know wat u look like

  • eeveegirl86

    February 7, 2012 at 1:51 am

    hang on i can understand wawa easy but i HAVEW NEVER had this problem at dunkinn donuts. i wish i could get a lot of cream cheese at DD n too much cream cheese is never a bad thing

  • February 12, 2012 at 12:12 am

    Krispy Kreme tends to do this too. In fact, every time I buy a bagel there and i notice it as I walk out, I mutter under my breath “this is bullshit…”

  • piebot56

    February 12, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    I like a lot of cream cheese. Guess that’s why I’m a fatty, haha

  • Starcraft39

    February 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    My computer just told me i’ve visited this site before… Yes, 1,378 times.

  • JoshSilvis

    March 22, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Yea, I also have to say I like lots. I actually haven’t had a bagel in like 2 years though.

  • munamies

    March 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    no wonder you americans are fat as hell

    • JoshSilvis

      March 24, 2012 at 5:06 pm

       @munamies I’m 22 and weighed 135 lbs from 12 years old.Only within the last like 4 months have a gained weight (way too much of it). Yes, obesity is a huge killer here, but it’s not like we’re the only country.

  • KyleSchofield

    March 25, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    i only have BLT bagels from Tim Horton’s…… I’m Canadian

  • ihelloway

    May 4, 2012 at 1:20 am

    Honestly at first I thought it’s a fart bag made from paper =D

  • Vontux

    May 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    You comment engine needs like buttons.

  • karluzz

    July 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Bullshit man, you just said you don’t want cream cheese all over your face in the same video you revealed your face is bullshit xD Why wouldn’t you want some cheese covering your shitface? It would actually make it more attractive

  • Oswards306

    July 19, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    That’s what we want marking’s on wrappers so we can know how much cream chesse their’s in a bagels so that we arn’t supper sized.

  • binaryfruit

    August 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    @munamies
    I’m an american, and… You’re completely right.

  • crazygamer4life

    August 17, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    i dont even eat bagels anymore but seeing that much unhealthy cream cheese on one bagel makes me wanna puke…

    oh and @munamies….im american and im not fat… not by a long shot. im 5’8″ 130 lbs…. not all Americans are. america just needs to get rid of all the fried food and shit, then obesity wont be a problem..but plenty of other countries have fat people too ,not just America

  • greenbackz

    September 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    im from canada, we got TIM HORTONS lol.. they put just as much cream cheese as this video.. but i LOVE it lol, i put that much on my bagel at home.. i disagree with this YNWBS vid, which is quite rare lol

  • September 6, 2012 at 10:34 am

    cream cheese is gross, get fuckin butter on it…lol it melts!

  • Dana Henson

    March 16, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    I want to memorize the last monologue at the end for my Drama class, haha.

  • April 20, 2013 at 3:00 am

    Haha for once, I’m gonna have to disagree with you, James. I love cream cheese! But I agree with the possibility of options.

  • Carson Shover

    June 27, 2013 at 11:26 am

    Hey James I’m visiting Philidalphia and I saw that WaWa haha

  • September 20, 2013 at 7:35 am

    When i was little. my local Kmart had a dinner that gave you two little containers of cream cheese with your bagel that were about an inch tall and about the width of a half dollar.. it was perfect.. there was always enough cream cheese for my bagel and never too much extra being wasted.. they should do that for bagels everywhere.

  • February 10, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    you know whats bullshit.. the fact that its the same add over and over.. i dont mind watching an ad to see this cool stuff.. BUT WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS IT ALWASE THE SAME FUCKING AD

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