Mike Matei / July 21st, 2009
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April 8, 2010 at 12:50 am
Love the new site James. Also, this game is the biggest pile of shit ever! hahahaha what an awesome find!
April 8, 2010 at 4:16 am
worst game ever made, and really how can they move from this to a war game. thats a big leap and the war game was half decent. also the new site good but lacks one thing the picture infront of the video
April 8, 2010 at 4:42 am
I love a new Cinemassacre, James!
April 8, 2010 at 4:43 am
This game is bad-ass because Thresher said “TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!” and being soft-core porn!
April 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Jeez! Coulda woulda shoulda been better had this been on DVD-ROM. This doesn’t even qualify as Porn let alone a shitty game!
April 10, 2010 at 6:58 pm
now this was fucking bad
April 14, 2010 at 4:47 pm
This is one of my favourite Nerd videos of all time, has me lying on the floor every time:D The game is just so bad its almost as a joke
April 26, 2010 at 10:27 pm
So fuking funny man how do you put yourself through shit like this i feel sorry for you but then i remember your a savior to us all reminding us that if we play this game we are fuking idiots
April 28, 2010 at 8:51 pm
James, i made an account on this site JUST to comment on this game.
i dont believe it, i honestly think you made it for a laugh. It goes to far down the road of shit, your right it isnt a game, its a series of pictures, what a waste of time, i want to personally congratulate you on sticking with it and letting its torture be known to the world.
May 5, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Haha I remember seeing this on the GamesMaster Gore Special back in the day.
May 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Great episode… but really?
“18 or older can see”
“17 or younger need guidance.”
While it’s strange that say it differently, it is perfectly consistent…. probably the only thing you can say that is “perfect” about the game. Except maybe shit-load-of-fuck.
May 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm
May 12, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Ha ha “You can put in a code to remove the censors, but that’s only if you wanna see John’s hairy ass that bad.” Hilarious.
May 21, 2010 at 12:54 pm
OMG i don’t think anything can get worst than this shit. Im not even going to refer to it as a game because it doesn’t even deserve the decency of that.
May 24, 2010 at 1:05 pm
i really like janes tits
May 25, 2010 at 12:16 am
May 31, 2010 at 11:33 pm
So glad you reviewed this crappy ass game! I own an original Panasonic 3D0 and was always curious about this game. Before I saw any footage of the game, I didn’t know what to expect. Wow is it shitty!
June 3, 2010 at 3:24 pm
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
June 10, 2010 at 7:59 am
this game if FUCKN’ HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!1
June 16, 2010 at 11:06 am
I’ve played this game. Its even worse than James discribes. There’s a choice where you can make John walk away with thresher like a couple like a couple homos. I think James left it out to avoid any controversy. But its sick! This game is a piece of shit.
June 20, 2010 at 9:27 am
Space Ace! That’s a pile of shit! Review it!
June 20, 2010 at 9:53 am
Maybe they’re stating with the title that in reality plumbers don’t really wear ties. Just not to confuse you. But if that would be a case, they’ve could just call the game “The world is not in negative” or “There are no panda heads to gokart drivers”. At least the chick has great tits!
June 22, 2010 at 5:25 am
Did you know that one of the game over scenes is where John turns gay? To do so, select “John ‘distracts’ thresher’”
Take a look!
June 22, 2010 at 4:17 pm
How the hell does the woman in this game think its worth five million dollars to fuck her for one night? Maybe if it was forever, John was desperate and a couple of her fine-ass friends and cousins got thrown in for good measure, that could be a starting bid, but just her for one night? Arrogant bitch.
June 30, 2010 at 2:27 am
omg……………..take a shit on a piece of toast while on the roof wearing a fish mask singing “i’m too sexy” . I laughed so hard. Where the fuck do you come up with this shit??
This game looks sooooooo bad. I wouldn’t play it for a million dollars……………….well maybe 5 million. Wait now i’m sounding like the bitch from the game.
July 8, 2010 at 1:23 am
this game looks sooo fucking boring that this review bored me….i was smoking a joint when i started watching this, and i had to roll another one up half way threw and smoke it cuz i was so fucking bored. i think this is probally the shittiest game of all time. Not trying to diss you by saying your review bored me, but this game just looks too fucking boring, so boring i had to register to leave this comment
July 9, 2010 at 9:21 am
This is by far my favorite review, it’s one of those things that made me laugh so hard I was in physical pain. I enjoyed it so much to leave a comment so that you know your work is appreciated =) I’m an avid fan of your movie reviews and your AVGN persona. Keep up the good work, even though I’m sure you dont read these comments.
July 15, 2010 at 2:03 am
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
July 17, 2010 at 3:07 pm
….But I don’t wanna’ take my clothes off… Great review!
July 18, 2010 at 11:43 am
Thresher? That’s like a villain from Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Who names their child Thresher?
July 25, 2010 at 2:25 am
Oh my. THis is one of the funniest reviews because this is one of the worst games. No…………….it is the worrest game in history. II researchred this hame a little after your review and nobody likes this piece of monkey shit.
You should have shown the gay choice just for a laugh. But I can’t fault you fo limiting your time with this game.
July 31, 2010 at 7:43 am
You can play the whole ‘game’ on Youtube:
August 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
what is there to say? i would sooner have un protected sex with a midget prostitute who has aids and missing both arms and a leg. with an eye patch, lice, and mouth herpes. like what the fucking fuck? was the rainbow LJN label on the box. i would rather pretend my own shit is playdough. i would rather try to stick a hotwheels car up my dick hole. sideways. why was this ever aloud to see the light of day. who the fuck made it. they should have their hands cut off. and mouths sewn shut.
nice tits though
August 17, 2010 at 9:11 pm
rofl the panda is hilarios fckn chiken mask hahahahahahahaha easily the best avgn in my opinion
August 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
Wow, and I thought Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde was bad. This is just plain shit. Nice review, James.
August 22, 2010 at 8:33 pm
almost half as bad as Dr Jeckyl
what is there dogs clapping?
I DIDNT KNOW DOGS WERE WATCHING
lmao funny as ever
long live avgn
September 12, 2010 at 11:54 am
One of my favorite AVGN reviews, hands-down.
But I can’t believe you didn’t mention the alternate ending with John and Thresher!
“Don’t you just love the feeling of power between your legs?”
September 16, 2010 at 11:01 am
One question that comes to mind about this particular game…. WTF?!
September 20, 2010 at 12:34 am
This “game” it’s so wrong in many ways . . . .
October 9, 2010 at 2:34 pm
i have to admit, this is waaaaaaaaay worse than Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
October 25, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a masterpiece compared to this sh**!
October 27, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Dear lord of all that is holy, I can’t believe someone made a video “game” of this magnitude. It’s as much of a mixed bag as “Link: The Faces of Evil,” but worse. If this was made into a feature film, it would be the winner of 11 Razzie Awards including Worst Picture.
Gex looks like the Geico gecko. I wonder if this was a job he took before he help with car insurrance.
Spoony of the Spoony Experiment is a big fan of the Wing Commander games, and he also voves the 3rd game.
If someone desided to make a drinking game out of this game, they’ll be dead before they finish it.
Love the ending, especially the “I’m Too Sexy” line.
November 10, 2010 at 10:11 pm
So, this is the console where Gex originated. Interesting.
And that game is absolutely horrible. Who would think of making that? What kind of sick person? I guess someone who would pick all the, as the narrator says, “disgusting” choices.
November 29, 2010 at 8:44 pm
the game lied its not a game there is barely any interaction and like hell it play like a movie its still images why call it a movie when they dont fucking move thats horseshit, fuck the game, fuck it to hell, fuck it to damn nation of mankind
December 4, 2010 at 12:47 pm
one of your best vids
December 5, 2010 at 10:23 am
Is that a Dutch Donkey Kong Country poster behind James?
December 10, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Holy crap, that really was just a powerpoint presentation… I doubt James will ever find a game worse than this.
December 11, 2010 at 8:40 pm
A upside down chicken mask! Get it? XD
December 17, 2010 at 12:49 am
In the beginning of the game when shes talking to her dad, my grandpa has one of those little butlers with the drink on it lol (i think he got it at the spat meet or something) i watched this game on youtube and its so long
January 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm
I learned to make better games than this in college and I still failed
January 9, 2011 at 2:56 am
This is definitely the funniest review ever, but possibly the worst video game in the universe.
January 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm
The worst game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 12, 2011 at 9:22 pm
@metal0737 no, dr. jekyll and mr. hyde.
January 24, 2011 at 9:46 am
February 9, 2011 at 12:41 am
jajaja that was hilarious!!!!!
February 16, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Overall this is probably the shittiest game ever (but Jekyll and Hyde is still the worst gameplay-wise). I can’t help but wonder if they made this game bad on purpose. Maybe they were aiming for so-bad-it’s-good, or maybe they were flat-out trying to scam customers with a genuinely bad game. I mean, really, did they honestly think the elements in this game would work? In the outtake part, maybe the laughter and desire to leave it in there is to help emphasize the shit even more! Maybe they weren’t intending that you could return a bad game…
February 16, 2011 at 7:21 pm
One of James’ best reviews I have to say vie probably watched this one the most out of all of his videos. Can’t get enough of The Nerd!!
February 19, 2011 at 7:41 pm
My favorite XD
February 26, 2011 at 12:52 pm
This is worse than Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde
February 27, 2011 at 6:50 pm
This and his “Moonwalker” review are definitely my fave AVGN episodes. By far.
March 2, 2011 at 5:48 pm
i fucking went to sleep under the scene. lol
March 5, 2011 at 3:37 am
I think I’ve watched this review more times over than I have all the others…
And I’m gonna watch it again!
March 9, 2011 at 10:12 pm
The Hollywood ending explains why the game is called “Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”, sort of… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olGC0rmGndg
March 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm
This is one of the best reviews Iv seen, I can never stop laughing…its a guy upside down in a chicken mask!!! Lmfao, james you are a legend
March 29, 2011 at 12:19 am
….You poor poor bastard
May 5, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Easily, my favorite AVGN review. Very funny.
Ironically, when I first started watching these videos, I would see this one, & skip it because I thought it was some sort of Super Mario Bros. retrospective.
I dare to call it the worst video game ever. A stupid idea & lame presentation coupled with “as much interactivity as pressing the buttons on a DVD remote”. The sole redeeming factor is “Jane”, she’s gorgeous!
DID YOU NOTICE?…At one point in the review, James says “So there’s our story. John & KATE are pressured by both of their parents…” I guess no one was immune fromall the Gosselin family bullshit going on at the time.
May 15, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Oh My Fucking God, that has to be the most pathetic pile o shite of a game? I had a dvd game that did this sort of bollocks too and it wasn’t even a quarter as bad as this fucked up mess!
What a bloody joke of a game, i am surprised AVGN didn’t go fucking green with rage at this unbelievably stale congealed monkey vomet?
June 17, 2011 at 3:43 am
A fuck’n chicken mask hahahahahaha XD ho shit!!! LMFAO!!
July 3, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Holy shit…James actually has the Japanese Ryuuko no Ken 2 (Art of Fighting 2) NeoGeo home cartridge.
You know you’re top collector when you have something like that.
July 31, 2011 at 3:18 pm
he grabs a pen and starts to chase her …… come on ,realy …….i mean there is a perfectly good pair of scissors right there
August 2, 2011 at 12:57 pm
this is really fucked up, how can any of the actors in the game think the game is good and funny, its a piece of shit
August 2, 2011 at 4:02 pm
To be honest, I had to watch this video twice, just to make sure it’s real.
Not only is the game utterly senseless, but it’s shit! Seriously, me and a friend could have remade this back back in High school. Using goddamn Microsoft Powerpoint! Selling shit like this should be illegal. It doesn’t even look finished. What were they thinking? No wait, no sane human being can think of something like this. What were they smoking?! Some really major shit it seems.
August 11, 2011 at 1:06 am
Why an asian voice in the choices? I’m not being racist plus I’m asian also. But come on, is that even considered a game? I couldn’t stop laughing at the horribleness of this game. Maybe I should get that game and have james sign it.
August 15, 2011 at 6:00 am
What the holy buttfuck is that game for real?
August 27, 2011 at 4:25 am
Why would so many grown men and women get together and spend their time and money making such a fucking……..oh my god……I just don’t know what to say. I’m fucking speechless.
August 29, 2011 at 1:34 pm
OMG. Who made this game?maybe fred fucks
September 7, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Wow…its not even a fucking game! Its a movie with still pictures,and a really bad movie!!!! This game can kiss my shiny metal ass!!
September 13, 2011 at 1:45 am
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
September 14, 2011 at 3:02 pm
The actress that plays Jane in this game is some sort of porn wrestler. Check out her site. http://mwhollywood.blogspot.com/2009/10/rank-19-hollywood-jeanne-basone.html
September 22, 2011 at 9:55 pm
Worst game ever
October 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm
This game blows so badly its funny
October 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm
god, i agree with James….what kinda fucked up game is this?!?!
November 1, 2011 at 8:40 pm
You know what people… This was made by Kirin Entertainment. And what is it? IT SURE AS HELL IS NOT A VIDEO GAME COMPANY (or game company as LJN).
It. Is. A. Fucking. Event arrangement firm. It prepares weddings, birthday parties, Halloween parties…
December 8, 2011 at 4:54 am
well i sure as fuck know what company to AVOID whenever i need an event arranged!
November 27, 2011 at 2:00 pm
This is probaly the worst visualnovel I have ever seen
Even Bible Black is better and that would scar someone for life
November 29, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Its pretty sad that you can actually play they game on youtube
December 1, 2011 at 11:51 am
The opening of this video made me feel bad for owning a 3DO…
December 13, 2011 at 9:19 am
I rather enjoyed it. Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
December 13, 2011 at 6:57 pm
This was the most funniest review I have ever seen for a video game.
Keep it up James!
December 15, 2011 at 10:28 pm
WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP GAME IS THIS?!
December 22, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Wait… He mentions at the begining that the lady’s name is kate. Later one of the options is “Turn Poor Jane Away!”
Just nit picking, guess you could call me douchie mc nitpick, if you get the NC reference : )
February 10, 2012 at 9:23 am
@Agent47 its like: what do you expect…its a game where a freakin panda head floats around XD
December 23, 2011 at 12:57 am
people can be crazy
December 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm
definatly my favourite episode
January 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm
i WANT this game… BADLLY!
January 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm
i WANT this game… BADLY!
January 27, 2012 at 3:49 am
you can play it on youtube
January 27, 2012 at 8:17 am
@ashxu Thank you!
January 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm
There should be a plumber serial killer horror movie.
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January 29, 2012 at 1:28 am
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!!!
February 7, 2012 at 6:25 am
there is a 10 hour loop of “TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!” and its awesome.
February 7, 2012 at 6:27 am
February 7, 2012 at 10:29 pm
It’s like “The Room” of videogames
February 10, 2012 at 7:08 am
February 10, 2012 at 9:24 am
So…where is the nun? huh?
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February 12, 2012 at 1:52 am
u r all niggers
February 17, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Well that was random. o.e
March 21, 2012 at 3:18 pm
@niggerman I heard people who leave negative comments are called ‘goblins’.
February 13, 2012 at 12:41 pm
These kind of games pisses me off; see the amaytions on the NES, SNES, Gensis, Master system, and torbo 16 games were also full motion video. So I see no resone at all the game can’t be full motion video.
The same was turn with The Last Star Fighter and Dargon’s Lair on NES and SNES. Since the NES cound do the movies game ti sound have been an copy of the game form the movie. The Dargon’s Lair game on the SNES sound have been an 100% copy of the acrade game like TMNT 2 on NES sound have been. Of cousre the NES version of the Dargon’s Lair game cound be an 100% of the acrade game as will.
February 23, 2012 at 3:58 am
@lancep2011 dude please spell check before posting, what you wrote barley makes any sense. if you don’t wright in English very well i understand your problem but god damn, i failed Spanish like four times and you don’t see me commenting on a Spanish only site.
February 24, 2012 at 4:22 pm
@lancep2011 dude please spell check before posting, what you wrote barley makes any sense. if you don’t write in English very well i understand your problem but god damn, i failed Spanish like four times and you don’t see me commenting on a Spanish only site.
February 25, 2012 at 11:06 am
@ChristopherAllenWallace The same thing could be said about you, too, dude. You have the word “barley” in the middle of a sentence with no reason as to why it’s there. Barley is a type of cereal grain. Plus, your grammar is far worse than lancep2011′s. At least he capitalizes words that should be capitalized. The point being, shut up about other people’s English skills unless you have some of your own.
March 5, 2012 at 2:49 am
@StrikeChain U r wright sorry bought non- saying things write
March 23, 2012 at 10:19 pm
@lancep2011 The good people at Newgrounds should give a dot dot dot-esque re-enactment
February 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm
MOST AWKWARD AVGN EPISODE EVER.
March 12, 2012 at 8:32 pm
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
March 21, 2012 at 3:17 pm
@lessten YOU’RE DISGUSTING!