AVGN: Atari Jaguar Part 2

Mike Matei / March 25th, 2009

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  • April 12, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    Funny ass bit w/ ur cat James. What gun was that machine gun/turret thing u fired at the JAguar cube?

    • Katnip Packington

      January 16, 2013 at 7:26 pm

      The turret thing is an atari accessory, Ironic…

  • frstefan

    April 13, 2010 at 3:50 am

    yeah i wana know to! what is it why did you use it but not reweiw it?

  • trentnirvanafan01

    May 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    why dont you jerks quit criticizing him. I dont see you doing anything like this. Really funny James. Were you using a laserpointer to drive your cat nuts? And what is his name? He should be in more of the reviews.

  • ThatGuy

    May 16, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    good-awesome-james rolfe

  • Dark Omega

    May 18, 2010 at 9:37 am

    There are two things that when you see them, you know you are fucked. Borg Cubes and Jaguar Cubes. In fact, that’s how Picard should have dealt with the Borg. Fuck that unsolvable geometric puzzle, just give the Borg a fucking Jaguar CD!

  • Grimlock1985

    May 21, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    Love the look on the cat’s face when the shit is being taken.

  • jason24589

    May 24, 2010 at 5:49 am

    Your cat is great, James!!! ;)

  • jason24589

    May 24, 2010 at 7:15 am

    Where did you learn to fly?

  • Nobody's Angel

    May 31, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    That is one badass cat.

  • supermark64

    June 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    how did u get ur cat to do that? and btw, where did u learn to fly?

  • dcwombat

    June 13, 2010 at 7:51 am

    Love the Jaguar cube part. he used just about every toy video game gun that exists. The genesis,master system, nes, snes, ect

  • Kurt 94

    June 15, 2010 at 1:25 am

    Cool cat

  • berrie20

    June 15, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Great Nerd episode. :)
    What is the (game)music starting at 10:19?

  • June 20, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    yeah, this song is awesome! you can find it here:
    http://www.cinemassacre.com/2007/04/08/fan-songs-page-2/
    the name is “80’s thrash metal version by Leo”

  • volt28

    June 29, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Go kitty cat!!! Wow I can’t believe 2 cd attachments don’t work. I wish you had at least one working one so you could review some games.
    RIchard is the man

  • kamakazi geek

    July 9, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    the new avp game is pretty good
    i love the executions

  • Chico Edge

    July 11, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    I remember that machine gun! My older brothers gave me all of their Atari stuff. It came with Spitfire Attack.

  • July 22, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    How ’bout…you’re a shark. And you gotta shake palm trees til trains fall down and you put the trains in an apple and then turkeys come and eat the apples and then the turkeys go up waterfalls and to get them down you gotta collect monkey butts. So you drop the monkey butts on power lines and then…*brain explodes*

  • July 26, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Weirdly enough i want this system it looks kinda fun

  • freddy-krgr14

    August 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Wow he took a shit in the jaguar cd, ’cause it’s a toilet. what was the shit made of? what is it really supposed to be? Like in nightmare in elm street, your shit was chocolate syrup mixed with chunky peanut butter, well, what was it in this vid?

  • Minion of Yahtzee

    August 22, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Just the perfect place to Jag off, on a F-ING BROKEN TOILET!!!

  • Iron Tiger

    August 26, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Anyone else think that the “crap” is a reference to 2 girls 1 cup or just a coincidence?

    • NeverTooOld

      December 10, 2013 at 5:50 am

      you are derange man!

  • WatchmenFTW

    September 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Where did you learn to fly? The question it should be asking is where did this pile of dogshit come from?

  • September 15, 2010 at 9:43 am

    So what was the cat really chasing?

  • mishmishluvsmario

    October 4, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    James where did you learn to fly? and this was a awesome review !

  • thejesus

    October 11, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    man i’d like to get my hands on one of those Super Genitaris i wonder if that guy would sell me one…….

  • October 20, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    I saw that Spoony got the Jaguar CD. Apparently, there are a few people out there that do have some that work. I don’t myself, but maybe you should see if you get a hold of one, or asking Spoony how he got his working if you are interested in reviewing it.

  • phoenix252005

    October 22, 2010 at 2:30 am

    Where did YOU learn to fly??..WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE!!! lmao I love it man, hilarious! DAmn dude your shit is really fuckin thick!! What are you eating!!Lmao just kidding I know its not really his shit people,geez im not stupid! I love how he had the narration of how his buddy tried to fix the jaguar lol fuckin funny!!

  • SpeedyEric

    October 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    “Play some Jag?” More like “Let’s Jag-off.” =P

    Tepest 2000 DOES look cool.

    I love movie crossovers, and this includes AVP.

    I wonder if there are any games today that are just as weird as Attack of the Mutant Penguins.

    I love the scene with your cat.

    What was it with Atari and Sega making these CD add-ons?

    I’ve seen Richard’s videos of the Super Genintari, the Nintoaster, the Super Nintoaster, and your Nintoaster. He is a natural.

  • SpeedyEric

    October 28, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Spoony of The Spoony Experiment recently did a review on Highlander: The Last of the MacLeods on the Jaguar CD. Before he talked about the gameplay, he mentioned this episode when James couldn’t get both of his to work. But, with the help of Dr. Insano, Spoony got his Jaguar working… for only 3 days until it died.

  • ass7

    November 3, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    can you buy the nintoastert and the super genintari

  • Cataphract

    March 14, 2011 at 12:04 am

    I love you cat

  • DualWolfBlade

    May 14, 2011 at 6:03 am

    Death Kitty? Really?

    I was at Too Many Games on May 7, 2011.
    I was wearing a GBA SP Hat, and had 7 things to be signed.
    And I was with the weird kid who took pictures with a Game Boy Camera.

  • Cpt.Sickness

    June 6, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    How did you make your cat do that? was it just random clips shoved together, or a laser light or something?

    • NeverTooOld

      December 10, 2013 at 5:52 am

      laser light indeed. you see it when it moves fast.

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  • Mig144

    June 16, 2011 at 11:28 am

    The cat is like what the WTF did you eat !!

  • linkfan3

    June 20, 2011 at 10:58 am

    if u look closely when the cat chased the logo u can see a laser sight (or what ever it was called)

  • Lord Igos263

    June 22, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    At 8:46 u pull out A KICKASS MACHINE GUN CONTROLLER! WHAT SYSTEM IS THAT FOR & WHO MADE IT?!

  • Lord Igos263

    June 22, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Also at 8:39/8:40 you pull out a better looking version of the Super Scope! WAS THAT TO MAKE UP FOR THE SHITTY SUPER SCOPE THEY LAUNCHED?!

  • Lord Igos263

    June 22, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    OKAY LAST POST ON THIS AREA I PROMISE………..HOPEFULLY! WHAT DID U DO TO MAKE UR CAT RUN AROUND LIKE THAT?

  • Lord Igos263

    June 22, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    OKAY I’LL PLAY SOME SHITTY GAMES……(oh god damn it!)…….FOR A WEEK! YOUR PAL RICHARD IS AWESOME & COULDN’T FIX THAT PONG CONSLE……………WHICH U POINTED OUT WILL WORK IF YOU PLUG IN A PHONE AC TO IT! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF SENDING IT TO HIM………..IF YOU ALREADY HAD SOME MORE IDEAS TO GET IT TO WORK?!

  • BrandonMP

    July 2, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    I like Boo’s reaction to the Nerd taking a shit on the Jaguar. “WTF are you doing, man?”

  • Pilotmoomoo

    July 7, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    the jaguar’s cd is rare and is shit, and cheetamen 2 is rare and is shit, so any videogame icon that involves a cat is a piece of fucked shit

  • Raziel5150

    July 21, 2011 at 1:14 am

    I almost talked my parents into getting me an Atari Jaguar back when it was 1st released. I was only 9yrs old at the time, so wtf did I know. It’s a good thing they didn’t listen to my pleas, because looking at it now, it would’ve been a HUGE waste of money.

  • August 26, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    that nintoaster and the other things really cool. i wish i was able to make things like that!

    also your cat is adorable
    if i ever get a black cat i think ill name it atari

  • penpan

    August 26, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    “Where did you learn to fly?” AARRGH!! Yeah sic the cat on it! Cats are the best rescuers :P\

    “The end, I gotta take a shit!” The cat watching you was the funniest part of the review.

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  • StopLan

    September 14, 2011 at 9:33 am

    my cat is an exact twin of his cat

  • Coolgabe555

    September 16, 2011 at 12:56 am

    James cat ftw

  • MudBone

    September 19, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Woo Hooo Jaaag

  • exploda

    September 23, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    the kitty is a great fighter and pretty damn cute!

  • TheCrazyReviewingGeek

    October 24, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Kitty! Cute kitty!

  • Starcraft39

    October 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    I’m pretty sure at some point I heard the intro to Pain for Pleasure by Sum 41. After thinking about it for 3 seconds, that probably comes from someplace even before that. Still awesome.

  • Polarthief

    November 5, 2011 at 9:41 am

    Lol at the end XD

    I miss having a cat that goes apeshit from a laser pointer :)

  • November 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    You should get ur hands on a new jaguar cd and review it. Im super curious about its games.

  • ChillCherry

    November 25, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    Yo Fyrus.

    That’s the best fucking name for a cat I’ve ever come across.

  • PedroLinkWright

    December 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    i fuckin love your cat XD

  • neongecko06

    December 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    In that sense it lives up to the notion of cats being their own masters. :D

  • Derailment

    December 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    i learned to fly at Ass Express

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 25, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Damn, I don’t get this game.

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  • DeanWilks

    February 13, 2012 at 7:44 am

    So when’s this shark game coming out?

  • beavobeave

    February 15, 2012 at 12:08 am

    I hope that one day he does find a working Jaguar CD and reviews the games

  • Aaron CdeC

    February 22, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Apparently, searching “Jaguar Red screen of Death” on google leads me to a Wikipedia page that also mentions the Jaguar’s RSoD. It says that it comes up when there’s an incompability with the game or the game fails to load, so maybe is software problem, and not hardware problem.

  • Macmeister

    February 25, 2012 at 10:41 am

     
    Well, that sucks. One of the reasons I love doom is because of the music.
     

  • MikeStavola

    March 1, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    it’s also a possibility that the PCB is bad, or one of the chips was improperly soldered, or it’s just horseshit, or, well, anything in between.

  • pig mime

    March 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    this was posted a day before my birth day. i am not joking.
     

    • NeverTooOld

      December 10, 2013 at 5:56 am

      you are dead fucking serious?

  • pig mime

    March 7, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    i can make up a game like that. you`re i pine apple and you need to find monkey faces, you put them in a box, and you need to protect the box from giant cheeses with a balloon, and if they take the box you need to get it back by finding vulture droppings and make them in to a bomb and bomb them crap faces. and its called revenge of the man thing.
     

  • Shiirow

    March 15, 2012 at 2:11 am

    All this talk about bits and bytes. I still play old SMS games. Ill take Phantasy Star over some of the more recent RPGs.

  • TorpeErik

    March 16, 2012 at 6:03 am

    It`s so funny when James mentions the Internet, it`s illustrated with a shot of the Nerd typing on his Commodore 64! Looking very determined…That guy truly is from the past! XD

  • thesovietbears

    March 19, 2012 at 8:17 am

    James Please READ the only way to get the jaguar CD to work is to get a plastic spoon and put it in to the door of the jaguar CD because the the door is pressing it down to much and not letting it spin the game disk. not shure if this works i read this in a comment in jaguar part 2 on youtube its the top comment with 113 thumbs up . repost if you want to see a possible part 3 on the jaguar cd. AND GET YOUR FRIEND TO CHECK THE DOOR MECHINISM ON THE CD 

  • March 26, 2012 at 1:16 am

    VAGDOUKEN! (btw Boo is just adorable! :3)

  • kylebroncos7

    May 16, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    Not sure how you guys with AVGN played the CD part or how it was set up when you hit the power, but if there is a cartrage in the other part of the add-on then the CD part won’t work, yet not saying you didn’t know that, or just forgot about it, and IDK how you guys did it so not saying that is how you played just a little info just incase. BTW I do know its way late im posting this comment, but i give approx. 0 fucks.

  • theundead55

    June 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    you used a laser pointer for the cat i saw it and my cat does that

  • likalaruku

    September 21, 2012 at 6:57 am

    I hope you can review the Atari Jaguar CD & Atari 5200 someday, since you could never get either to work.

    Love the cat chase.

  • Newcastle

    November 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    I was wondering where you got that NES Toaster. Freaking cool. Loved the review by your buddy and all the efforts he made to fix it. Hilarious.

  • RaginRedneck

    December 31, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    personally when hardware dies on me I take it to the shooting range and put a few high powered rifle rounds through it (read enough to more or less reduce it to it’s component materials) Had a PS3 that was beyond repair so it met mr.ak-47 i would recomend the same thing with these mr.rolfe find a range and a friend with some high caliber armaments and explode them.

    • Katnip Packington

      January 16, 2013 at 7:28 pm

      You must be joking…

      • NeverTooOld

        December 10, 2013 at 5:59 am

        he must be from Texas

  • February 3, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    it sounds like my old ps2 it was not like it starts up and freeze sometimes i can play the game for a few seconds then it freezes

  • March 7, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    That head from Cybermorph looks like Zordon’s twin sister with some weird skin condition

  • Greenpipe_Redpipe

    March 12, 2013 at 11:51 pm

    The Scotsman’s power in Kasumi Ninja is the firecrotch. BWAAAAAAAAAAA

  • March 26, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    you can see the lazer pointer on the thing the cat is chasing

  • June 20, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    Where did you learn to fly.
    Where did you learn to be a asshole.
    Best part throughout the review.

  • Slyjay

    June 22, 2013 at 4:01 am

    Thanks for the 2 parter of jaguar. I always wanted to see how it was. It was decent. Some of the games had excellent graphics for its time. The cat thing was funny. Thanks for the review!!

  • Shaq Fu Wizard

    June 27, 2013 at 9:05 am

    at 9:20 u can see where he used a laser pointer to get the cat to act like that

  • brijen0212

    September 19, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    hey james 1st off I relaly love your shows — now about the jaguar CD console– I have been doing some work on game cube and xbox360– I kno wyoiur guy Richard is a wiz at console repairs but I was wondering if he check the cd drive for a potentiometer im not sure if has one but I do kno whte game cube and xbox 360 do just something to check.. Keep up the awesome videos and I am looking forward to the AVGN movie !!!

  • Filip Claesson

    September 29, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    HEY JAMES or AVGN! I have a video what’s make your
    ATARI JAGUAR CD WORK!
    I don’t know if it works, but it’s worth to check it out!
    HAVE A SHITTY DAY! =)

  • James Rolfe

    October 4, 2013 at 2:08 am

    Hes gonna you with him real fast, to play some little apps that were assed. He’d rather haaaave, a buffalloooo, charging him, as he plays these apps that are really bad! He’s the angriest phoner you’ve ever heeaard, He’s the angry Apple neeeerrd, He’s the angry Android Verizon neeeerrrd, He’s the angry smartphone app neeerrd!

    • James Rolfe

      October 4, 2013 at 2:08 am

      TAKE YOU WITH HIM

    • NeverTooOld

      December 10, 2013 at 6:02 am

      well at 2 A.M., must have been a great night to post something like that James! Funny though. Does it will predict the future?

  • James Rolfe

    October 4, 2013 at 2:21 am

    Refried beans make a nice chunky diarrhea effect dont they?

    • NeverTooOld

      December 10, 2013 at 6:03 am

      Mouhahahaha indeed! I think everybody just past your comment!

  • October 7, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    my cat looks just like yours.

  • Pokelol99

    October 20, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    when the cat purchase the jaguar logo id you use a toy

  • Peter Jacguier

    October 22, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    when he shoots the green face then sais where did you learn to be an asshole is fucking hilarious !!!

  • November 15, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    your cat looks like mine.exactly like mine.

  • NeverTooOld

    December 10, 2013 at 6:04 am

    Watch out! The cat’s coming for a lunch!

  • Justin Middleton

    March 14, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    I liked the Jag. Thought it was a decent little system with some alright games, especially tempest 2000 and Doom. But the way they marketed it and the 64 bit thing sort of worked against the console, especially when the Playstation and Sega Saturn came out and proved to be technologically superior.

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