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April 12, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Funny ass bit w/ ur cat James. What gun was that machine gun/turret thing u fired at the JAguar cube?
January 16, 2013 at 7:26 pm
The turret thing is an atari accessory, Ironic…
April 13, 2010 at 3:50 am
yeah i wana know to! what is it why did you use it but not reweiw it?
May 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
why dont you jerks quit criticizing him. I dont see you doing anything like this. Really funny James. Were you using a laserpointer to drive your cat nuts? And what is his name? He should be in more of the reviews.
May 16, 2010 at 2:36 pm
good-awesome-james rolfe
May 18, 2010 at 9:37 am
There are two things that when you see them, you know you are fucked. Borg Cubes and Jaguar Cubes. In fact, that’s how Picard should have dealt with the Borg. Fuck that unsolvable geometric puzzle, just give the Borg a fucking Jaguar CD!
May 21, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Love the look on the cat’s face when the shit is being taken.
May 24, 2010 at 5:49 am
Your cat is great, James!!!
May 24, 2010 at 7:15 am
Where did you learn to fly?
May 31, 2010 at 6:02 pm
That is one badass cat.
June 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm
how did u get ur cat to do that? and btw, where did u learn to fly?
June 13, 2010 at 7:51 am
Love the Jaguar cube part. he used just about every toy video game gun that exists. The genesis,master system, nes, snes, ect
June 15, 2010 at 1:25 am
Cool cat
June 15, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Great Nerd episode.
What is the (game)music starting at 10:19?
June 20, 2010 at 10:27 pm
yeah, this song is awesome! you can find it here:
http://www.cinemassacre.com/2007/04/08/fan-songs-page-2/
the name is “80’s thrash metal version by Leo”
June 29, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Go kitty cat!!! Wow I can’t believe 2 cd attachments don’t work. I wish you had at least one working one so you could review some games.
RIchard is the man
July 9, 2010 at 3:17 pm
the new avp game is pretty good
i love the executions
July 11, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I remember that machine gun! My older brothers gave me all of their Atari stuff. It came with Spitfire Attack.
July 22, 2010 at 7:26 pm
How ’bout…you’re a shark. And you gotta shake palm trees til trains fall down and you put the trains in an apple and then turkeys come and eat the apples and then the turkeys go up waterfalls and to get them down you gotta collect monkey butts. So you drop the monkey butts on power lines and then…*brain explodes*
July 26, 2010 at 10:11 am
Weirdly enough i want this system it looks kinda fun
August 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Wow he took a shit in the jaguar cd, ’cause it’s a toilet. what was the shit made of? what is it really supposed to be? Like in nightmare in elm street, your shit was chocolate syrup mixed with chunky peanut butter, well, what was it in this vid?
August 22, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Just the perfect place to Jag off, on a F-ING BROKEN TOILET!!!
August 26, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Anyone else think that the “crap” is a reference to 2 girls 1 cup or just a coincidence?
September 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Where did you learn to fly? The question it should be asking is where did this pile of dogshit come from?
September 15, 2010 at 9:43 am
So what was the cat really chasing?
October 4, 2010 at 9:02 pm
James where did you learn to fly? and this was a awesome review !
October 11, 2010 at 10:02 pm
man i’d like to get my hands on one of those Super Genitaris i wonder if that guy would sell me one…….
October 20, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I saw that Spoony got the Jaguar CD. Apparently, there are a few people out there that do have some that work. I don’t myself, but maybe you should see if you get a hold of one, or asking Spoony how he got his working if you are interested in reviewing it.
October 22, 2010 at 2:30 am
Where did YOU learn to fly??..WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE!!! lmao I love it man, hilarious! DAmn dude your shit is really fuckin thick!! What are you eating!!Lmao just kidding I know its not really his shit people,geez im not stupid! I love how he had the narration of how his buddy tried to fix the jaguar lol fuckin funny!!
October 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
“Play some Jag?” More like “Let’s Jag-off.” =P
Tepest 2000 DOES look cool.
I love movie crossovers, and this includes AVP.
I wonder if there are any games today that are just as weird as Attack of the Mutant Penguins.
I love the scene with your cat.
What was it with Atari and Sega making these CD add-ons?
I’ve seen Richard’s videos of the Super Genintari, the Nintoaster, the Super Nintoaster, and your Nintoaster. He is a natural.
October 28, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Spoony of The Spoony Experiment recently did a review on Highlander: The Last of the MacLeods on the Jaguar CD. Before he talked about the gameplay, he mentioned this episode when James couldn’t get both of his to work. But, with the help of Dr. Insano, Spoony got his Jaguar working… for only 3 days until it died.
November 3, 2010 at 8:44 pm
can you buy the nintoastert and the super genintari
March 14, 2011 at 12:04 am
I love you cat
May 14, 2011 at 6:03 am
Death Kitty? Really?
I was at Too Many Games on May 7, 2011.
I was wearing a GBA SP Hat, and had 7 things to be signed.
And I was with the weird kid who took pictures with a Game Boy Camera.
June 6, 2011 at 4:10 pm
How did you make your cat do that? was it just random clips shoved together, or a laser light or something?
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June 16, 2011 at 11:28 am
The cat is like what the WTF did you eat !!
June 20, 2011 at 10:58 am
if u look closely when the cat chased the logo u can see a laser sight (or what ever it was called)
June 22, 2011 at 8:09 pm
At 8:46 u pull out A KICKASS MACHINE GUN CONTROLLER! WHAT SYSTEM IS THAT FOR & WHO MADE IT?!
June 22, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Also at 8:39/8:40 you pull out a better looking version of the Super Scope! WAS THAT TO MAKE UP FOR THE SHITTY SUPER SCOPE THEY LAUNCHED?!
June 22, 2011 at 8:16 pm
OKAY LAST POST ON THIS AREA I PROMISE………..HOPEFULLY! WHAT DID U DO TO MAKE UR CAT RUN AROUND LIKE THAT?
June 22, 2011 at 8:25 pm
OKAY I’LL PLAY SOME SHITTY GAMES……(oh god damn it!)…….FOR A WEEK! YOUR PAL RICHARD IS AWESOME & COULDN’T FIX THAT PONG CONSLE……………WHICH U POINTED OUT WILL WORK IF YOU PLUG IN A PHONE AC TO IT! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF SENDING IT TO HIM………..IF YOU ALREADY HAD SOME MORE IDEAS TO GET IT TO WORK?!
July 2, 2011 at 1:42 pm
I like Boo’s reaction to the Nerd taking a shit on the Jaguar. “WTF are you doing, man?”
July 7, 2011 at 10:11 pm
the jaguar’s cd is rare and is shit, and cheetamen 2 is rare and is shit, so any videogame icon that involves a cat is a piece of fucked shit
July 21, 2011 at 1:14 am
I almost talked my parents into getting me an Atari Jaguar back when it was 1st released. I was only 9yrs old at the time, so wtf did I know. It’s a good thing they didn’t listen to my pleas, because looking at it now, it would’ve been a HUGE waste of money.
August 26, 2011 at 6:40 pm
that nintoaster and the other things really cool. i wish i was able to make things like that!
also your cat is adorable
if i ever get a black cat i think ill name it atari
August 26, 2011 at 7:06 pm
“Where did you learn to fly?” AARRGH!! Yeah sic the cat on it! Cats are the best rescuers
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“The end, I gotta take a shit!” The cat watching you was the funniest part of the review.
September 13, 2011 at 6:41 pm
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September 14, 2011 at 9:33 am
my cat is an exact twin of his cat
September 16, 2011 at 12:56 am
James cat ftw
September 19, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Woo Hooo Jaaag
September 23, 2011 at 8:59 pm
the kitty is a great fighter and pretty damn cute!
October 24, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Kitty! Cute kitty!
October 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I’m pretty sure at some point I heard the intro to Pain for Pleasure by Sum 41. After thinking about it for 3 seconds, that probably comes from someplace even before that. Still awesome.
November 5, 2011 at 9:41 am
Lol at the end XD
I miss having a cat that goes apeshit from a laser pointer
November 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm
You should get ur hands on a new jaguar cd and review it. Im super curious about its games.
November 25, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Yo Fyrus.
That’s the best fucking name for a cat I’ve ever come across.
December 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm
i fuckin love your cat XD
December 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm
In that sense it lives up to the notion of cats being their own masters.
December 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm
i learned to fly at Ass Express
January 25, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Damn, I don’t get this game.
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February 11, 2012 at 3:02 pm
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February 11, 2012 at 3:02 pm
G-JAYS Game Zone ! – “Your online shopping center”
Xbox Live Gold Membership (12 months), Wii, Xbox, PS3, PC, Kinect, and games for all consoles now available at G-Jays.
“Top 10 Video Games of All Time” also available, Visit us at http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/02/g-jays-gameone.html
February 13, 2012 at 7:44 am
So when’s this shark game coming out?
February 15, 2012 at 12:08 am
I hope that one day he does find a working Jaguar CD and reviews the games
February 22, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Apparently, searching “Jaguar Red screen of Death” on google leads me to a Wikipedia page that also mentions the Jaguar’s RSoD. It says that it comes up when there’s an incompability with the game or the game fails to load, so maybe is software problem, and not hardware problem.
February 25, 2012 at 10:41 am
Well, that sucks. One of the reasons I love doom is because of the music.
March 1, 2012 at 3:41 pm
it’s also a possibility that the PCB is bad, or one of the chips was improperly soldered, or it’s just horseshit, or, well, anything in between.
March 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm
this was posted a day before my birth day. i am not joking.
March 7, 2012 at 4:25 pm
i can make up a game like that. you`re i pine apple and you need to find monkey faces, you put them in a box, and you need to protect the box from giant cheeses with a balloon, and if they take the box you need to get it back by finding vulture droppings and make them in to a bomb and bomb them crap faces. and its called revenge of the man thing.
March 15, 2012 at 2:11 am
All this talk about bits and bytes. I still play old SMS games. Ill take Phantasy Star over some of the more recent RPGs.
March 16, 2012 at 6:03 am
It`s so funny when James mentions the Internet, it`s illustrated with a shot of the Nerd typing on his Commodore 64! Looking very determined…That guy truly is from the past! XD
March 19, 2012 at 8:17 am
James Please READ the only way to get the jaguar CD to work is to get a plastic spoon and put it in to the door of the jaguar CD because the the door is pressing it down to much and not letting it spin the game disk. not shure if this works i read this in a comment in jaguar part 2 on youtube its the top comment with 113 thumbs up . repost if you want to see a possible part 3 on the jaguar cd. AND GET YOUR FRIEND TO CHECK THE DOOR MECHINISM ON THE CD
March 26, 2012 at 1:16 am
VAGDOUKEN! (btw Boo is just adorable! :3)
May 16, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Not sure how you guys with AVGN played the CD part or how it was set up when you hit the power, but if there is a cartrage in the other part of the add-on then the CD part won’t work, yet not saying you didn’t know that, or just forgot about it, and IDK how you guys did it so not saying that is how you played just a little info just incase. BTW I do know its way late im posting this comment, but i give approx. 0 fucks.
June 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm
you used a laser pointer for the cat i saw it and my cat does that
September 21, 2012 at 6:57 am
I hope you can review the Atari Jaguar CD & Atari 5200 someday, since you could never get either to work.
Love the cat chase.
November 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm
I was wondering where you got that NES Toaster. Freaking cool. Loved the review by your buddy and all the efforts he made to fix it. Hilarious.
December 31, 2012 at 4:02 pm
personally when hardware dies on me I take it to the shooting range and put a few high powered rifle rounds through it (read enough to more or less reduce it to it’s component materials) Had a PS3 that was beyond repair so it met mr.ak-47 i would recomend the same thing with these mr.rolfe find a range and a friend with some high caliber armaments and explode them.
January 16, 2013 at 7:28 pm
You must be joking…
February 3, 2013 at 2:20 pm
it sounds like my old ps2 it was not like it starts up and freeze sometimes i can play the game for a few seconds then it freezes
March 7, 2013 at 3:15 pm
That head from Cybermorph looks like Zordon’s twin sister with some weird skin condition
March 12, 2013 at 11:51 pm
The Scotsman’s power in Kasumi Ninja is the firecrotch. BWAAAAAAAAAAA
March 26, 2013 at 2:58 pm
you can see the lazer pointer on the thing the cat is chasing
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