Milon’s Secret Castle

what is the game that apears in 27 secs of the video? (a ship shotting at stuff) i used to have that game but i forgot its name.

that game looks so frustration

Honestly, this is the one review I'm not 100% behind avgn about. I liked the game, but don't disagree that it's hard as duke nukem's balls

i found this on wii market and i could not belive it!!!!!

I owned this game as a kid and beat it without help. It drove me crazy, and I still remember when I first found the secret shop. The fire room pissed me off so much I could barely stand it. It took forever to beat it, but back then I didn't know other gamers or have magazines or the internet to turn to. It was just me, the controller and motherfucking Milon.

I like to throw bubbles at mini creatures. how about you guys?

Whats your problem james thats not even the right awnser to that equasion and your supposed too be a nerd and it actually 1420

FUCK THIS GAME!

Have you ever played Myst 5?
That game is even more cryptic than this.

hehehe

Anyone know the name of the medieval knight game at 0:39-0:40? I used to play that when I was a kid at my friend's place and don't remember what it is but I'd like to buy it.

"It's not Mario, or Mega Man, or MIchael Jackson." XD

This game is possibly the most difficult in a sissy way of the entire NES library. Hopefully, you won't review Barbie, another sissy NES game.

Yeah this game is pissin me off and Im only watching it bein played!! FUCK!!!

This game is whack! Viva La Nerd!!

"The whole game is based on secrets." Well, who the fuck would've guessed that. I mean, the title doesn't suggest that it has anything to do with secrets at all. Seriously, WHO THE FUCK WOULD'VE FIGURED THIS GAME HAD... SECRETSSSSSS???????

What about the gameboy version i have it and i think it's pretty interesting

Okay I bought the game in the wii shop...........and I kind of like it. I keep dying though. Your review is correct on all the short comeings of this game. Oh and I would like to add the enemys are to fucking hard and I hate that they respawn. Fuck respawning enemys

Hey why would only girls want to shoot bubbles at shit?? Fuck bubbles

this princess can go fuck herself.

There's a version for the Gameboy. I think it's the same game, but the ending is OVER 9000 times better

Jesus, that Hudson Soft bee still gives me the chills just as much as the LJN rainbow does.

Gotta love how the box boasts "Over 3/4 million copies sold." I'm not going to lie to you; that there is one impressive accomplishment.

I might have to disagree with you on this one, James (sorry man) At first I guess the game is very cryptic, confusing, and impossible. I don't know how I managed to get through, I don't remember reading about it in Nintendo Power. But once you figure out what's going on, it makes for a good challenging game to play. I never did beat it when I was a kid. Also fucked up on the continue thing near the end and some of the bosses become tough.

OMG! I remember this game : it was the favorite game of my ex! I should have known right there something was wrong!

I like "puzzle" games, but this is ridiculous...

I own this game. It is like a puzzle game. You have to find Secret's all over the game. It is hard but the longer you play it you get more used to it.

Great review. I embarrassingly must admit that I run a little fansite for this game, though I can't really argue with the shitty aspects you point out. If anybody is interested in playing through the game without being confused what to do, I've got a handy walkthrough on my site. http://defgav.com/nes/msc/

Apparently, according to Wikipedia, the 16-bit sequel to Milon's Secret Asshole was released for the Wii Virtual Console in North America, but NOT translated to English. So I guess if the game wasn't cryptic enough already, you can roll yourself some Japanese SNES shit-sushi.

Damn. Simon's Quest is less cryptic than this.

I remember playing this game as a kid and loving the colors and such--I never got far, and played the first level like fifty times XD

there's arrow made out of windows pointing to where the door is suppose to beee