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April 9, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Your exactly right.
April 14, 2010 at 2:11 am
God, this year I still saw outdoor decorations up well past January 6 (The Feast of the Epiphany the last day that most people would keep their decorations up). I quoted this video when I saw it: “It’s nearly the middle of January; take down your fuckin’ Christmas decorations.” And was it me, or did Valentines Day 2010 seem to try and do what Christmas does. Maybe it was just me, because I was still dealing with the bullshit bitterness from being dumped quite unceremoniously. I shared your sentiments on celebrating St. Patrick’s Day early during Valentine’s Day weekend. You should do Valentine’s Day is bullshit, because it’s a holiday for all the people in relationships to look down at all the single people, and the fact that it’s initials are VD…HAHAHA.
April 19, 2010 at 11:22 pm
I’ve seen people with Xmas decorations all year round. Mexican families and old ladies down here in Texas seem to leave their damn Xmas lights up year round and it is fucking annoying as it is laughable that people are that fucking lazy or depressed about their lives. I hate Xmas anymore. It is started way too fucking early, last way too fucking long and has destroyed Thanksgiving, a holiday I actually like more now than Xmas. Hope everyone has a happy shut the fuck up this October – February, lol!
April 28, 2010 at 8:53 am
the people next door to us still have their lights up. i wouldn’t care if they didnt still TURN THEM ON at night. i understand them not wanting to climb on their roof to get them, but at least leave them off then! i mean, its april..
May 3, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Wow… Christmas in USA most be the worst ever .. Oh my Gosh, i cant believe you survive with all that christmas decoration and even when you end an mounth later… yeah, that is bullshit :@
…
Well, it is a big different from American celebration of Christmas and the typical norwegian ^^
We just say happy Christmas in norwegian which says “God Jul” and not, happy christmas, merry christmas, happy holiday and all that kind of stuff o0″, we make it very simple…
This sounds like i am talking bullshit about the States, but no,.. i just say it is a different, but i am also kind of jealous on USA with presents O//O
You got more when we do 8D HAHAHA!!
But yeah, thats all i have to say…
You Know what`s Bullshit!”
May 23, 2010 at 5:04 am
the amount of times i have said these same things.
i am glad someone agrees with me , i am sick to death of seeing christmas decorations up in stores before its even halloween .
_christmas is overrated_
May 23, 2010 at 6:41 pm
i see christmas decorations i may
May 23, 2010 at 7:21 pm
my password is
“isbullshit”
May 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm
You know whats bullshit? The 30 seconds of advertising at the start of every clip =.=
June 10, 2010 at 5:59 pm
In Maine if you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.
June 18, 2010 at 3:05 pm
lol this is the best one yet XDDD
July 3, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Happy Shut The Fuck Up! lmfao
July 16, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Technically Christmas goes on for 12 days, until January 6th. Unless you are Eastern Orthodox following the old calendar, which does not move with the seasons, in which case Christmas starts on January 7th or something.
I like the idea of starting St. Patrick’s Day 2 months early though. And let’s keep celebrating it for a month afterward.
July 23, 2010 at 10:24 pm
My neighbor actually leaves his Christmas decorations year round. Yeah, fucking 365 days a year. But what’s even funnier is when he lights them in the fucking middle of July.
August 3, 2010 at 4:16 am
Anyone remember that Christmas in July bullshit from the late 80′s early 90′s?
August 4, 2010 at 10:32 am
i know people who not only leave thir christmas lights on year round but also turn them on EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. it is august now and i have seen christmas lights all summer. TAKE THEM DOWN! its not like its going to end the world if thir taken down.
August 15, 2010 at 7:49 pm
the bullshit is when the female in your house starts wasting money on more of that crap every holiday
August 21, 2010 at 11:21 pm
What makes this christmas aftermath more bullshit is that at the dollar trees in Green Bay, Wisconsin, they started selling christmas decorations in August
August 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Today is August 27. I saw the first Christmas commercial of the season yesterday. It was about green bean casserole.
September 2, 2010 at 5:43 am
God, I love these. I hate christmas hype. It’s just a regular holiday. Hell, easter is more important anyways because it was the death. Too bad they didn’t get a fat guy in a red suit.
September 10, 2010 at 7:15 am
In Australia I see christmas stuff in September!!!
September 13, 2010 at 4:31 pm
in england where not aloud the word christmas in ANY shop as it offends muslims
September 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
i hate christmas because i NEVER get what I want. EVER! like my family (or at least my mom) just has a complete meltdown at the idea ANY PRESENTS on christmas PERIOD! She hates the thought of it. also when we put up our tree, it stays up for AT LEAST two months. last year, they were so lazy about taking it down, that they didn’t even take it apart. they just put a big dust cloth over it and tossed it in the garage. That’s bullshit!
September 26, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I HATE seeing people leaving Christmas stuff MONTHS past December. There is this 1 house I live by, I shit you not, left the wreaths up till August. Why not leave it up the rest of the god damn mother fucking year!!! Then people put up lights on HALLOWEEN for Christmas. Yeah, Red and white lights look “Terrifying” if I do say so my god damn self!
October 2, 2010 at 7:24 am
fucking BULLLLLLLSHIT!!! I fucking hate HATE HATE FUCKING HATE christmas. It drains my mother fucking paycheck, its cold as a witches fucking cunt-hole, and everyone acts either 1)way too mother fucking cherry with you KNOW theres just an asshole the rest of the year, or 2) your an asshole for not buying into all this fucking christmas hype. If i had my way it would be halloween 182 and 1/2 day of the year, and fucking st patricks day for the other 182 1/2!!!! fuck christmas and that fat bastard santa clause, go suck a reindeers dick you jolly basterd.
October 5, 2010 at 7:03 am
It’s the start of October, and I’m seeing strings of lights here and there already. Maybe they’re for Halloween?
October 5, 2010 at 3:50 pm
I see loads of xmas crap already! But I bought some Christmas biscuits cause they’re glorious!
October 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm
I found them back in September! D: They’re skipping the best day of the year, Halloween!
October 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm
besides, halfway through october they take down the Halloween decorations and replace them all with christmas stuff. THATS bullshit…
October 17, 2010 at 3:37 pm
thanks for touching on the PC happy holiday’s BS. here in ontario, even the green and red colors are offensive… now it’s happy holiday’s with gold and white.
but that doesn’t matter, christmas is forever ruined here, and this videos title brings back a teribble image.
the boxing day shooting
October 17, 2010 at 8:52 pm
yep tell me about oh where do i start, over here we have got to put with all those annoying adverts on tv advertising toys decoraations, and everything yeah, almost every advert is a little kiddes toy, yeah this is all just Bullshit
October 22, 2010 at 2:11 am
Happy shut the fuck up everybody!
November 2, 2010 at 11:51 am
i saw the first christmas commercial in mid-July. most likely an old commercial that accidently got played, but still MID-JULY????
November 20, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Here is Australia cos we don’t celebrate Halloween or Thanksgiving, Christmas starts in September. But come January, Christmas is out and Easter eggs are out depending which month they decide to celebrate it in.
November 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Han
December 8, 2010 at 2:58 am
I remember when I was in Beijing they kept their Christmas decorations hanging all year round. That’s right I was walking around in July and could still see Christmas trees.
December 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Christmas Aftermath is such bullshit. We’re currently in the wake of it and my town needs to give it the fuck up. IT’S OVER! Christmas needs to get over itself.
January 28, 2011 at 11:42 am
You know whats bullshit?? Having to watch an advertisement before this video can start…..Happy shut the Fuck Up!
February 4, 2011 at 8:22 am
Christmas is my favorite time of year, but I do agree that seeing lights still up in FEBRUARY is a little ridiculous. Also, I don’t know why they start before Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is supposed to be important in history, but it gets overshadowed by Christmas.
March 2, 2011 at 12:36 am
you know whats bull shit………………… the freaking starbucks via commercial, nobody cares about it and even if we did we dont want to see it every freaking video…… screw you starbucks
April 15, 2011 at 3:08 pm
lol because im from holland i see 1 comercial at my 10th video xD
and you americans see them at every video NOW THATS BULLSHIT!!!
happy shut the fuck up james *<|:3
April 21, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Haha this vid is great, honestly there is a family who live up the road from me and they keep their xmas decorations up on the front of their house ALL YEAR ROUND seriously, they just turn turn on at xmas. But y’know what makes it worse? The house next door to them does it as well, they’ve almost started a bullshit trend ><
April 24, 2011 at 5:25 am
I’ve used that Merry Shut the Fuck up joke at my school except I call it Merry Shut The Fuck Upmas
April 25, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Happy shut the fuck up everyone!
May 4, 2011 at 1:36 am
Yeah, I did know Sprite has artificial preservatives! And I DON”T GIVE A DAMN FUCK!
May 10, 2011 at 4:39 pm
FWIMC, there actually is a date where Christmas begins and ends:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve_days_of_Christmas
June 4, 2011 at 7:01 pm
You gotta admiit James that Christmas is the best holiday ever.
June 11, 2011 at 2:24 pm
why is this the only episode not uploaded to youtube?
June 12, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Only James knows.
June 16, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Funny how they only get pc on christian holidays, even though all have some roots in pagan rituals. As long as its strickly pagan its fine, but if those wacky christians are involved, well weve gotta do something about that. Thats BS.
August 1, 2011 at 9:50 am
You what gets on my tits? Christmas lights. The ones on a green vine/wire? I hate those things. They break so easily and they seem to actively resist any and all attempts to roll them up for storage. It drives me nuts!
August 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Awesome episode! Also, I got christmas advertisements in my snail-mail-box today (August 8th)! Seems like it is beginning again…
August 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm
You know what’s bullshit! My neighbor who goes on an ecological rage because he thinks I use too much water to water my garden, that my pool filter runs too much, when he leaves his fucking christmas lights on 24/7 from mid november to mid january. Not to mention he about as much light as an airplane runway. And to top it off, that fucker has a big SUV, and the biggest thing I’ve seen him haul out of it was a watermelon.
February 4, 2012 at 1:37 am
LOL !!!!
September 21, 2011 at 7:42 pm
hi other person listening how are you
September 25, 2011 at 2:21 am
Yeah people that get pissed off about happy holidays are usually fucking assholes who don’t care about the solstice or history and are most likely brainwashed by some sort of zealot or their parents.
September 26, 2011 at 8:08 pm
I agree it’s horrible and it’s a hog, especially when it’s the only holiday with house decoration (hallo-ween does to but I don’t care)plus it’s in the winter, so you put ‘em up early or freeze. Why couldn’t Jesus or who ever be born in fall, a good season!
December 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm
He was born in April actually, the bull-shitters just decided it would be fun to fuck with everyone and change it for no reason! >=D
October 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Thanksgiving should come after Christmas so people can take time to be thankful for what they got.
November 20, 2011 at 8:41 am
you know what’s bullshit? UPS Commersials ! -_-
February 4, 2012 at 1:35 am
@AlenJuggen Try watching a day of the discovery channels ! they re run their promo’s at least 40 times a day ! And they re run the programs 3 times over a day ! And at least the same during the week ! That’s why i hate I.R.T and a – like shows !
December 1, 2011 at 7:01 am
For fuck sake! I fucking hate Advertisments! That’s bullshit.
December 5, 2011 at 7:58 pm
@HakumenKing101 i know i wrote that on like 3 things, i just cant take the ads
December 9, 2011 at 4:12 am
@HakumenKing101 I hate adds too but, James is the man. The more adds we put up with, the more James can benefit.
December 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm
@BenjaminZachary
Yeah I hear you, but it grinds.
December 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Yes, i agree. The same World of Warcraft ad over and over again? Thats bullshit.
December 25, 2011 at 12:26 am
I like that, Happy Shut The Fuck Up. I’m gonna start saying that to my friends for the December Holidays from now on.
December 25, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Happy shut the fuck up everybody.
January 1, 2012 at 2:28 am
The ads do suck. But let’s be real here. The ads help pay for this site. I imagine big time, so I don’t really mind sitting through them. I enjoy all these videos, but c’mon y’all, they don’t come for free. The money’s got to come from somewhere.
January 13, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Aint this the fucking truth. I fucking hate winter for two reasons. Cold weather/snow and fucking christmas themed shit such as music, movies, and decorations. The reason christmas is so special is because it only comes once a year, stop fucking celebrating it for 2 1/2 months. Its fucking ruined now. Now its like we just want it to be over with so we can get back to normal. almost 1/4 of the fucking year is devoted to this single holiday. What a fucking fat glutton of a holiday is right.
February 4, 2012 at 1:32 am
@DonSkiver This year i told everyone just to fuck off at Christmas and bore somebody else with all the bullshit ! And i had a wonderful time playing games . It was the best EVER !!
February 4, 2012 at 12:22 am
Freaking christmas man. Sooo dumb people, turn on the christmas music sometimes even BEFORE October, and don’t take the decorations down for months the longest I’ve seen it take is until APRIL. UGH, it gives me rage. Oh and guess what my family did on Halloween, while I was handing out candy, why they were decorating the christmas tree ofcourse.
February 4, 2012 at 1:29 am
I’m with you James ! Let’s celebrate Saint paddy’s all year round !
March 3, 2012 at 6:09 pm
just a few weeks (less than a month) after christmas was over, some stores in Germany already had easter stuff.
March 19, 2012 at 6:09 am
I dont have christmas decoration. It’s not because I’m poor it’s they piss me off and my neighborhood is just too colorful
March 21, 2012 at 11:48 am
Halloween should be the only holiday!!
May 21, 2012 at 5:27 pm
I tried to tell someone “Happy Shut the Fuck up”, but they didn’t like that greeting any better
June 28, 2012 at 5:20 am
Stoney_1, you know, that what you said is BULLSHIT
That is the most stupid holiday I’ve ever heard. We don’t even celebrate it in Finland. I mean why? Why should anyone celebrate it? It’s so pointless.
August 17, 2012 at 5:04 am
My second tour in Afghanistan the fucking dumb-asses in charge played Christmas music over the loudspeakers night from 5:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. through the entire month of December. All it did was piss off the locals and give them a target to shoot at. That was bullshit.
September 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm
@stoney_1 Than there wouldn’t be any school breaks, you wouldn’t get Christmas gifts, and you wouldn’t get gifts for your birthday since that’s also a holiday for you and your family, you wouldn’t have an excuse to get wasted in bars during March, and the list goes on.
November 16, 2012 at 11:34 pm
i swear i get pissed off around halloween. its not that i hate halloween, i get pissed when i see christmas stuff in the fucking stores. HELL I ALREADY SEE PEOPLE WITH CHRISTMAS CRAP IN THEIR YARDS! srsly i propose no one should have christmas crap out until after thanksgiving.
January 10, 2013 at 4:38 pm
Ah, rewatching this episode. What memories… and you are completely right James! I hope we’ll see a new ep soon!
- Lukas
January 10, 2013 at 7:05 pm
Do advertising companies really thing a 40 second informative-based ad is going to get me to buy a product any better? Good grief. MAKE IT ENTERTAINING if you’re going to make commercials that long!
January 10, 2013 at 7:45 pm
So fucking true
January 11, 2013 at 12:39 am
You’re right James!
I’m living in the same street for 4 years now and there is a family that leaves his christmas decorations all fucking yeah! that’s bullshit!
I want to take a basuka and blow all his damn things! haha
Regards from Mexico City
January 11, 2013 at 9:49 am
I actually JUST took my Christmas lights down ^_^;
January 11, 2013 at 1:53 pm
I hope there is other people who follow James like me who are pagan and our belief is that Winter Solstice is our reason to celebrate the season. That is why Dec 21 is very important to us.
January 13, 2013 at 4:30 am
Woo no mask! Back to the classic and imo better way of doing Bulshit. Great episode!
January 13, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Happy Shut the Fuck Up, everybody!
January 14, 2013 at 12:57 am
Lol, i’ve never seen James have a meme in his videos 1:14
January 15, 2013 at 11:01 am
Thank You!!!! It starts way too fucking early. It ruins Halloween and Thanksgiving and it’s so dumb that everyone keeps them up till somewhere around Valentine’s Day. This country has too much commercialism.
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