Bible Games 2

lol Native Americans were original Hebrews lol the original Hebrews were brown weird huh??

*trippy!*

you should do a review of evo on snes

Father Abraham had many sons, but none of them played this crap.

LOL

lol i love the xmas james

What...the....fuck?

i really would love to play this....NOT! lol

verrry interesting,who knew?

Juuupiiii, ups, juuupiiii,juuupiiii, ups.....
OMG

"Time 2 Flick the shit switch turn up the diahrea dile its bible games on cdi yeah we're livin on the edge more like livin on a prayer" My all time favorite line by James

lmao at "Ballz" in intro every time.

that just hurts! even the turtle games were less buggy!

One last thing: similar lockout chip technology was used on another Wolfenstein cart to create a--you may want to sit down for this--a Smurf FPS.

If ever there was a game that needed to be reviewed by the AVGN, it's a game where you Smurf the crap out of things.

Oh, and in case you wanted to see the bear boss for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEWnb8n0WMc

Yes, we have Noah battling a grizzly who is in sniper camo.

Okay, I take back what I just said. Turns out SNA 3D does have bosses after all.

A spitting camel.

A crap throwing monkey (I'm not kidding).

A...kangaroo.

An elephant.

With the big boss being....a bear in a in a ghillie suit who tries to claw your eyes out and has two forms.

Suddenly, my goat launcher idea doesn't seem so far fetched.

Seems like Super Noah's Ark could have been the greatest game ever. If only there were bosses. Like a goat. A really fucking huge goat. That fired smaller goats. That exploded.

@PFS

Seems quite obvious to me there are fanatics on both sides (as Zumer and Yoshi demonstrate with their own fanaticism). So I would say that no one cares about your religion or your atheism, so every one should shut the fuck up.

Haha, it's so funny reading these religion war fanatics... Why do you take everything so seriously? No one cares about your religions! Just enjoy the vid.

Yeah, if they sang any of those songs at my church, they'd probably be met with awkward silence (and facepalms).

Those lyrics were....eugh. That was just painful.

Looking back on it: I admit the question was phrased oddly, but I just didn't want to send you something that you couldn't use.

Odd question: if I have game to donate (since I hear you may be putting things on hold AVGN-wise after the movie) would you still accept it now, James?

Guys Stop Arguing about Religion! If your an atheist WHO CARES if your Christan WHO GIVES 2 FUCKS?

That noise when he gets bounced around sound a hell of a fucking lot like when you are punching King Hippo in the belly. Yeeaah..

i mean bible adventurers and its a black cart

i cant beleve i have a copy of bible games

I love this video. The part where he reveals the CDI games is about as epic as it gets. I think this is one of my all-time favorites.

I nearly laughed out of my seat! Thank you, James!

one more thing, nerd. are you ever planning to give fist of the north star on the nes and the many, many, many other shitty games based on the anime/manga a full review?

if so, i have a few of them with me (the nes cartridge, the psx import cd, the snes tournament fighter). you ain't seen shit until you've put these turds on. i paid a total of $10 bucks for the lot of them and i still feel ripped off. i don't usually donate games to shows, but for you and for this? sure, why not?

what the fuck?

that "sunday funday" game looks like it took its cue from "fist of the north star" with all the exploding body parts.

i mean look at this shit: those aren't indistinct little blobs, they detailed your character's limbs, head
and random viscera scattering all over the place. that's some messed up crap. its awesome though. i never say no
to images of children getting blown the fuck up.

not to mention the whole idea of surfin through a sewer system assaulting elvis impersontors sounds like something
out of a suda 51 game (minus the references to mexican wrestling and anime).

think about it, if you put travis touchdown there, you could integrate the game as a minigame for the next "no more heroes". its random enough for the job.

a shame none of the other games were up to snuff. i'd totally play the hell out of anything that says "kill all babies". im a sick motherfucker, but hey at least i know what i like.

Yoshi,

Me? Religious?

Hey numbnuts, what part of "I am an agnostic" don't you get? But I guess you were too busy being a raging fanatic to read, and instead made broad accusations in order to satisfy your own prejudices. I don't believe in either side until better evidence arrives. So far far, neither has produced it.

Given how many people reacted his same way on Screwattack and were as serious as a heart attack (like say...YOU), I'd say there's a high chance that he was completely serious and needed someone to come in and cool his heels (or at least, speak up so that all non-religious people don't get lumped in with him).

"Just because someone doesn’t *want* to believe in someone’s god does not mean there’s anything wrong with them."

...and visa-versa. Lest you forget our host is one of them.

"Labeling them zealots is no better than Christians during the Crusade you overbearing brainwasher."

The irony is overwhelming, given your actions here. Your entire screed, your own words shoot you in the foot: labeling anyone who disagrees with your ideological hang-ups a "religious nutcase" or a "overbearing brainwasher" despite the fact that they are neither reveals that you are indeed, a zealot in every sense of the word.

You are no better than the Jacobins during the Reign of Terror or the Stalinists during the Purges, you knuckle dragging, drooling ideologue.

"You and your religious life are a lie based on your own reasoning."

Yeah, you should have really focused on reading comprehension in grammar school, skippy.

Of course, I could say the same for your ideology (it's a lie based on your own reasoning or lack thereof). So far, both you and the religious seem to occupy the same space insofar as the worth of your argumentation. Personally? I'm not impressed with either side.

It seems they both have their share of zealots.

Now quit clogging up the comments section for this video with your preaching.

@ disco steve

yeah, Zumer was being sarcastic dude. You know, to make a joke related to the video...but I guess you were busy being a religious nutbag to notice.

His sense of humor had me smirk before you buzzkilled everything. Just because someone doesn't *want* to believe in someone's god does not mean there's anything wrong with them. Labeling them zealots is no better than Christians during the Crusade you overbearing brainwasher. You and your religious life are a lie based on your own reasoning.

also I love this video, combined with the first Bible games there is some serious shit to play religious wise on the NES lol

I am watching every episode and loving them all... but this fucking Mexican grill commercial is getting on my nerves SOO BADLY.

the actual answer wasn't kill all babies. I think it was kill all male babies or some shit.

@Zumer

There are people of many walks of life here: religious and non. We've all come together to enjoy James' work and have a laugh. Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, Atheists, and Agnostics we are all here and we are having a good time. Even when he does make slight jokes about any of these groups, most everyone in the "targeted group" laughs and has a ball (because we know that James isn't out to hurt anyone, he's just here to entertain and put smiles on faces). Why, James himself is a Christian and yet he (like most of his fellows in that faith on this site) has poked fun at his OWN group and they all laugh with us.

Zealots like you (an Atheistic Zealot, in this case) are not going to find purchase here.

So let it go,pull the stick out, and join the party!

@Zumer

Speaking as an Agnostic myself? Get a sense of humor, dude.

Excuse Me Your Remark On Atheists Offends Me Alot !

Master of puppets midi file at 4:06 \m/,

There's an unsued/new copy of King James Bible on Gameboy for 20$

Those karaoke songs were beyond awful. If I tried singing any of those at my church, I'd probably be asked to step outside.

any new bilble shit?

@CharlieBrownGhostAss Dear God, I've been trying to block that game from my memory ever since the infamous "Clitoris Transformation" scene.*shudder*

All those Shitty Wisdom Tree games are playable on their official Website ! God sake it's fucking unplayable and LAME ! it Stinks ! get it a try it really value it.. oh and Mr. Nerd, they are making a huge sale of their old Shitty NES Games, make us a Bible Game III soon using that content for NES and PC.

@Static Frost

The games were found in the warehouse in 1996. They were, however; made very much earlier. Sunday Funday was the last game ever made.

3:32 hey its the lawn mower man its one of the four (kinda sucky games) that i have for mY SNES

Why would Wisdom Tree make these games incredibly boring? Also, "Kill all babies." Really?

All bible based games should have been made by Kanomi.

I'd like to see you review Captain Comic. The name sounds gineric, and I bet (like all Color Dreams/Wisdom Tree games) it's as betraial as Judas.

I'd like to know what dope in what pipe the jack@$$es of Wisdom Tree were smoking when they thought up, designed, and released these games.

What is it with these Karioke songs on these bible games. This is why I prefur singing songs traditionaly sung at my local church.

Five minutes or more of "yippy, yippy, oops" is just enough to have you start a murder spree.

Wow...they coulda made em better at least lol,then again that was so long ago

The most epic moment in nerd history is when he reveals the CDI games. You just know that combo is going to be hell (pun intended). I hope those games weren't somebodies Christmas presents one year.

Can't believe someone actually played this shit...!!

Ned Flanders' kids did for sure!

XD