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April 9, 2010 at 4:21 pm
qe
April 9, 2010 at 4:22 pm
ime the first comment yey
April 9, 2010 at 4:23 pm
also respect my respect my authoritah (X 0)
from cartman
April 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm
tuff crowd
April 10, 2010 at 7:32 pm
when does the movie really come out
April 24, 2010 at 5:00 am
Assholess! Hahaha! When I heard that come out of Ganons mouth I just about dies laughing! Sounds like someone squeezing the balls of a forest hermit!
April 27, 2010 at 12:45 am
yoda much? lol nice one man
April 29, 2010 at 9:20 am
this is f’ing hilarious, keep them coming!
May 3, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Wow
May 4, 2010 at 5:15 am
lol. you sidestepped out of frame like a cardboard cutout haha.
May 15, 2010 at 12:59 pm
haha, just reveals the whole plot and plot twist. lmao. damn, if only this movie were in the works i’m craving a full length fuckin movie by james like no other. lmao, don’t know where the cornhole fixation derives from.
May 23, 2010 at 12:12 am
Assholeless or assholefull ?
Dickless ? Wow who came up with these words ?
June 28, 2010 at 11:35 am
that was…..um……crazy.
July 3, 2010 at 4:23 am
The animation reminded me of Space ghost Coast to Coast XD This was awesome
July 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I hope that movie will exist
July 17, 2010 at 7:54 pm
So if vampires have no anuses, then they have dicks, because blood is a type of liquid. They piss out the blood, then drink their own bloody piss. Vampires don’t eat anything, so what’s the use of their anuses, shouldn’t they be used just like their dicks? Now what I meant by just having dicks, some vampires also have anuses, so they can crap whatever in god’s name they ate.
September 7, 2010 at 1:37 am
LoL funny…..sounded like a M. Night Shalomon movie….or however you spell his name.. “What A Twist!”
November 22, 2010 at 5:42 pm
funny
December 2, 2010 at 10:09 am
Freakin’ awesome.
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March 24, 2011 at 7:01 pm
lol assholeless
March 30, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Ganondorf is so fucking metal. Listen to that voice!
April 10, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Nerd, I just have to know, what animation program do you use?
May 1, 2011 at 7:36 am
jan. 12 is my birthday!
July 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Ganondorf made me laugh until I cried. That was awesome. Whoever did his voice is a genius.
Props to Mike for the illustrations! You never fail to impress!
October 14, 2011 at 10:40 am
Awesome this reminds me of a monty python sketch Andrew Twosheds Jackson. If this is what he was going for very nice.
October 25, 2011 at 3:27 am
I don’t think too many people got what James was getting at with this cartoon.
HINT: Ganondorf -> “Ganon” for short -> similar enough to “Conan” -> “asshole” / “dick”
November 1, 2011 at 10:50 am
this is new …i like this ,great idea
November 25, 2011 at 1:03 am
This reminds me of “Space Ghost: Coast to Coast”
December 6, 2011 at 8:26 am
FUCK FACE!!!
December 12, 2011 at 12:58 pm
You dare bring assholes to my lair? YOU MUST DIE!
March 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Wow! Gannondorf is an asshole! And what was Shit Pickle doing towards the end?
March 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm
AC/DC
September 19, 2012 at 8:24 pm
i love how he makes fun of his laziness, you know, because he’s taking forever to make his movie.
November 24, 2012 at 12:20 am
“WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND ASSHOLES? I WOULDN’T EVEN THOUGHT TO CALL IT THAT!!!”
January 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm
The advertisements I see before some of these videos make the video all the better…. Disney…. LOL.
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